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Confirmed for black goat
Post ufc 197 edition
First for Texas
Shoob
osp was beat up
That was shit, any more sports on?
>shitposting canuck OP gets heemed
>replaced by cuck american OP
Would you guys date a qtp2t filipina?
List of people who would have won that fight:
>DC
>Rumble
>Gus
>Rockhold
>Hunto
>Ngannou
Close but not quite:
>Schaub
>Ryan Bader
Does anybody actually think Jon jones could beat werdum??
>>67059688
stop
>tfw not getting drunk and gambling at the MGM grand right now
ngannou
>>67059689
good post
>>67059624
I'm betting the farm on DC
>>67059688
He/she got a face like an animal but I can't quite figure out which one.
>>67059694
Werdum would crush him
Wow for once, Mighty Mouse's fight was one of the more entertaining of the evening. Never thought I'd say that.
>>67059706
>Only being able to gamble in specific places
>Prostitution is illegal
Lmao
Jon Jones is literally the most boring champion the UFC has
you can't prove me wrong
>following up MMA with Judo
kewl stuff BT
>>67059666
thank goodness you didn't get mine. I am spared from the shame
>>67059755
Has been since the Rashad fight.
Maybe Jones more serious attitude now is the reason he was more hesitant and seemed to not be going for it.
He said going into fights before, if he lost, he'd just use the fact he never was taking it seriously. Now he can't do that, so he's extra careful so as not to get Heemd and less free
>mfw dc thinks he would have won tonight
>>67059694
Of course my boy could beat Jon Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4
It just doesn't feel like a real fight if somebody isn't bleeding, lads.
>>67059746
I'm not this guy, just to clarify
Event's over. Casuals and WWE babbies leave.
Jon Jones would get DESTROYED by any top 10 heavyweight.
If you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight, NO EXCUSES.
OFFICIAL P4P RANKINGS:
1. MIGHTY MOUSE
2. CONOR MCGREGOR
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999. JON "BLOWS" JONEs
>>67059720
>Conor ran
>Bones gassed
>time to suck up a new guy
Who /still shocked at Barboza vs Pettis/ here?
Cub is back to being my #1 boy
>>67059694
Coked up heel jones could beat Werdum.
2016 jones would get destroyed.
>>67059726
hippo
>>67059790
Damn, South American weed looks awful
>>67059780
He would have won at least 2 rounds
>>67059756
Kim Polling running this shit
>Jon Jones and DJ fight on the same card
>DJ gets impressive first round finish
>Jon has boring 5 decision win
>DJ has more impressive, devastating clinch work
>DJ finished an Olympic gold medalist in under 3 minutes
>Jon, even in his coked-out prime, couldn't finish a complete non-medalist Olympian
Mighty Mouse confirmed for GOAT.
>>67059790
mirá que fasito MMMMMMMMMM
>>67059790
thats some dirtweed desu
>>67059720
>manlets who would get destroyed by literally anyone 150lbs and above
>relevant
When will they fucking learn, until I see DJ look competitive in an open weight tournament, i will never rate him.
Might as well televise U15 soccer finals on the champions league.
my brit stream is showing judo and that blows my mind as an america fag
>>67059829
the commentator is horrific
CORR A YUKO
>>67059804
>2. Conor McGregor
Diaz's bitch boy is not the #2 P4P fighter
>>67059694
Its actually funny because they are extreme opposites of each other
Werdum being one of the nicest guys in the UFC and Jones being one of the cockiest
and you know, you cant be a cock guy
Post webm of Yair meme heem please.
That was the only fight I enjoyed tonight.
Forever my boy.
>>>>>>>>REMINDER
This was Jones's first fight under the new USADA rules.
any webms of that huge slam that possibly fucked OSP's shoulder?
How fucked would Conor be against Barboza?
>>67059847
need Goldberg here desu
>>67059838
>shitposting this hard
As expected of Australia.
>>67059850
Werdum isn't nice at all, he's a dick.
>Jon Jones or GSP will main event UFC 200
So wait... jon jones doing coke and not training is better than serious hard work jon jones?
Maybe weightlifting stresses out your joints and makes you stiffer, slower and less enduring.
>>67059755
he is since GSP left
>>67059694
Yes
>>67059790
>dat weed
>>67059869
#thelads
>>67059783
so based
>>67059853
USADA is kill UFC, it was Pride but with technique,
Jesus Christ, this was Jones most boring win yet
>>67059845
Judo's got a higher priority than baseball
The sox/astros only get on the shitty bt/espn channel
>>67059869
How come sometimes you can post emojis on here and sometimes they don't work.
>>67059820
>>67059835
There is no such a thing as "southamerican weed"
There is good weed and bad weed all over the world, this time i had bad luck with the dealer.
>>67059869
>yfw JBJ and DC have been bffs this whole time
>$59.99
>$59.99
>$59.99
>$59.99
>$59.99
>>67059869
Is there a more contrived rivalry in MMA?
>>67059809
>post-usada Pettis
cmon man
>>67059871
why would you say that?
>>67059790
DUDE WEED LMAO
PRESS 1 IF YOU'RE HIGH AS FUGGG RITE NOW
>All these casuals surprised by Winklejohn MMA fighters winning by decision
>>67059921
Free
Thread's getting comfy, 35 degree Celsius here. Manlet haters BTFO.
>people actually thought Jones would be the HWC
>this Cormier promo
Why.
>>67059871
>he believes this
You don't know shit.
>>67059755
Who is Dominick Cruz? Don't get me wrong. Jones is absolute cock tease, but Cruz is boring from start to finish
>>67059871
b but he makes funny faces! XD
reminder that gay faggy manhump should be on /asp/ with mandrama
who won
anyone got a DJ TKO webm lads
werdum would choke the shit out of jones
>>67059946
>Cruz is boring
>It's a JUST BLEED moron
>>67059929
He's pretty arrogant, makes a ton of excuses and rarely gives other fighter's credit. He's not a jones level asshole but he's definitely not a nice guy.
>>67059931
DUDE
1
>>67059933
>who is holly holm
>who is yoel roidmero
>Overeem v.s. Arlovski
literally battle of the glass jaws. should be spicy
>>67059790
nice bottled schwag you got there bud
>>67059959
ngannou
>>67059921
I pay £3 a month for BT sport and get all the ppv's
Thanks for working there brother :3
>>67059952
/asp/ is dead
>>67059959
cormier
>>67059862
He'd heem Barboza.
>Weidman
>Jones
>Pettis
>Conor
>Rousey
>Cain
Who did USADA fuck the worst?
>>67059959
Mark Coleman
link to presser?
>>67059624
>5 round decision against a can, looking gassed
>p4p goat joe rogan masturbation hour
maybe this semen slur... im going to bed
Someone post a webm from the embeded when he said "you got to watch out for that left knee"
>>67059970
>Doesn't know about the sport killer meme
>>67059978
I pay 3$, lad. you get the prelims?
>>67059866
for real though, DJ should not even be mentioned in p4p rankings.
Do we celebrate skeletors who set personal bests on weight bench the same way we would with those setting world records?
Of course not.
>>67059923
>he literally turned the only open eye he had away from his opponent
>>67059975
It's actually not prensado and not seedy, just was cut to early by a """friend""".
Big mistake.
How come everytime i post that picture everyone notice the weed and not the Malvinas Mate?
>>67059966
>the champ that throws pillowfists has a lisp
kek, keep memeing
Who /Mistress T/ here?
#ANDSTILL
>>67059973
Except you know it will be 2 rounds of staring and circling while the crowd boos before someone gets unceremoniously KO'd by a glancing shot behind the ear.
Win or lose, Conor will never have a boring fight.
>>67059790
>jar of wasps
>>67060008
Nah, bt just show the mains
You cannot call Meme Mouse the number 1 p4p best when Dominick Cruz is still alive fighting. DC dominated him and would dominated him again
>was gonna buy the PPV but forgot it was today
Sounds like I didn't miss much.
Anyone got the webms, though? Especially the Mighty Microbe tko?
>>67059965
Pretty much this.
The moment Jones tried a takedown or got close enough it would be over
Werdum could submit 99% of the UFC fighters without much trouble
Who /Pancrase/ here?
why can't one ask a question without being mobbed by memesters
it's reddit with the puns and you with your silly wrong answers
>>67059790
HAHAHAHA I honestly thought that jar was filled with crickets, and I thought to myself "Ew gross, fucking South Americans, eating bugs..."
Then I saw the comments that apparently that's weed. That's the shittiest weed I've ever seen, and I once bought an oz for sixty bucks off a guy with a glass-bottomed boat in Honduras.
>>67060037
same here for sony espn.
>All those "cheeky tenners" the bookies just got tonight from people doubting THE GOATS
>>67059952
""""""""american""""""""" soccer fan traitors not welcomed
>>67060038
Urijah is the #1 GOAT, no debate here
>>67060040
werdum looks a lot stronger than jon jones too..
Jon jones has small joints, will be fun to see how he deals with someone his size, but thick heavyweight joints.
https://streamable.com/u3ov
What did he mean by this?
>>67060055
>literally the same beard
Beard confirmed for GOAT
>>67059984
>Weidman
Maybe
>Jones
Well he still won, plus ring rust
>Pettis
Maybe so
>Conor
He still beat Chad & Aldo under usada testing
>Rousey
Honestly she would have lost to holly no matter what
>Cain
He lost to Werdum before USADA
>>67060038
They are in different weight classes. 125 didn't exist when they fought, so DJ fought up.
>>67060031
Win or lose, no one cares about the opinion of a 189er
>>67060055
Omg, MM is bigger than Bones!!!! :O
>>67060046
Like i said earlier, it's actually not that weed that comes from paraguay and central america, it's from a friend who cut it too early and probably dry it in bad conditions, but that's all right.
Anglos are weird as fuck with weed they actually get mad if you don't smoke good weed.
>>67059984
weidman. conor blasted the top of the FW in reebok/usada era, cain wasn't ready for the altitude, rousey just had an exploitable style
pettis is a meme and jon just won a ring rust fight while still looking like he could go more rounds
>>67060068
i dont blame him 2bh
>>67059984
Pettis for sure. He's looked like absolute shit since it started
>>67060079
Not a 189er, been watching for a decade, which is why I rate Conor. Everybody has a boring fight here or there, I don't think he ever will.
>>67060068
>it's a Joe forgot to bring Mike's morphine to work episode
So is Pettis gonna get cut now?
>>67060082
>not expecting to get torn to shreds when posting a personal pic
How's your first few days on 4chan?
Jon was unphased and cake walked through that fight.
I have no doubt he would beat DC and Werdum
>>67059946
Cruz is fun though and a top lad
>>67059984
Pettis. He completely fell apart after RDA. The rest have either only lost one fight or none at all since then. And Cain always had those issues.
>>67060068
>Jo-UYHNNAUW
Honestly the English alphabet cannot convey the fucking sound he made there. Was that a stroke?
>>67060085
Jones only looked like he could go more rounds because he was fighting someone who was doing even less than he was. Imagine if this fight had the pace of his fight against DC or Gus.
>>67060068
Pronouncing that hsit is hard enough. No wimagine it doing it as drunk as Goldie
>you now remember that a guy who was top 5 P4P just a couple months ago is now irrelevant
>>67060099
>Le every fight that goes to decision is boring
Casual beyond belief. Jones is an exciting fighter.
>>67059946
>not being a fan of cruz's movement
Add Anthony Pettis to the list of fighters USADA has destroyed
>>67060129
>HOW COULD IT HAPPEN TO ME
someone post the diaz bro squad webm pls
>>67060112
Ah ok. It's a banter>ring performance episode. I hate casual reruns
>>67060129
USADA made him irrelevant, just like it did with many other fighters
>>67060108
I post that pic everyday lad, have you not been in /heem/ this past week?
He's tough as nails, I'll give him that.
wasnt expecting Cejudo to get handled like that lads, still not a DJ fan though, I dont care what he does
>>67060129
He always be my boy
>>67060129
rip
>Implying anyone here could survive a Jones body kick
Also:
>When you see it
>>67060068
MWUAAAHHHH the champion JoYUNGa JohagnjayCheck,,
>>67060123
He actually started to look a bit gassed in the 4th tho, he just said so because why not. All that muscles he gained and the rustiness gotta played a big factor.
>>67060129
literally
W H O ?
H
O
?
>>67060063
Faber pls
>>67060129
JUST
what's his name again?
>>67060129
That's the name of the game. Happened to Silva. A constant cycle. Same will happen to Mcgregor eventually, JBJ eventually . . . and so on
It starts with....
>>67060153
Sorry. Must have missed one of the dozens of threads we go through everyday. I'll try to step it up, my white friend.
Francis
>>67059984
Pettis, most certainly. He's flabby now and has lost most of his explosiveness. He's just doesn't want to pull the trigger.
I think Weidman is moreso a victim of the IV ban. He went from being on of the biggest weight cutters in MMA to cutting from only 192 for the Rockhold fight.
>>67060164
>This is all I know
Welp, I hope he enjoys Bellator.
Remember when Jones shitted his pants aginst Gus?
>>67060162
>>67060162
>that face when he gets kicked
>>67060177
I BLEED IT OUT
>>67060200
HA
Good call
>>67060176
Silva was well past his prime by the time he fell out of favor (due to a horrific injury, no less), and will always be remembered as one of the GOATs.
>>67060162
where was this kick tonight
>>67060200
Actually, it's the face Trump makes when he goes down that's the best part about that webm.
>>67060196
I still think that fight scarred Jones.
>>67060162
Didn't he axe kick him in the same spot after Belfort pulled guard?
>>67060129
Nate Diaz has actually ended Jose's career by beating Conor.
>>67060122
slenderman running by the window
>>67060171
>what's his name again?
Ellenberger
>>67060129
>P4P great derailed by a LITERAL meme """"""""""""""""""""fighter""""""""""""""""""""
Oh, how that must hurt.
>>67059666
I got all of them right and my predictions are not on there
>>67060220
>trumpshilling has devolved into trumpshaming for (you)s
cant wait till this election cycle is over
LADS after bout 7 years of being good friends/friendzoned by this girl she randomly tried to hookup a few weekends ago, now she just posted on facebook that she has aids. what the actual fuck? i'm drunk as fuck and that main event sucked so i don't know what to think about any of this. i'm going to eat some honey nut cheerios and go to bed
>>67060217
I agree, but you have to remember that he's still fighting. And he isn't anywhere near getting the belt back. And he just lost to michael bisping. All of this = he is now irrelevant
>>67060131
I've watched every Jon Jones fight and he hasn't been exciting in literally half a decade. He worries too much about a shiny belt buckle and does nothing but rely on his length to win--even his takedowns against the cage are due to his length.
He has pillowfists and is too content to sit back a mile away from his opponent and snipe peoples ACLs.
Even the exciting fights he's been in since getting the title has been because his opponents made it exciting.
L E N G T H
B
A
B
B
B
Y
Mighty Mouse is the best fighter of all time
>>67060234
What are you on about kid?
>>67060129
>dat ranking surge just so the hype machine could go harder
"I don't want any excuses."- Kenny Florian
>>67060235
women are evil la
>>67059755
>>67059778
oblique kicks, spinning elbows, spinning side kicks, slicing elbows, slams a former div 1 football player like a child. Ok he is boring
>>67060241
He is 40 years old and his leg was broken in half
what did you expect
of course he is not going to be the champion again
>>67060249
>kid
>doesn't see 4chan has become ronpaul2.0
>>67060244
Das it mane. Das dat real fukkin talk.
POST DIAZ SQUAD WEBM FRON 196 PLS
>>67060244
>He's boring cause he's been busy GOATing it up beating everyone with a game plan that works instead of JUST BLEED and getting KO'd
>tfw no (You)'s
>>67060259
i know, I was just solidifying my point.
>>67060257
thanks dana, you're right, i'm glad i spent 59.99 to view that card!
>>67060182
HIs name is Ajax
>>67060278
Natal won
>>67060278
Gotcha pal
>>67060244
>the champ needs to stop wanting to be champ
fucking loser talk. go #occupy something, libtard
>>67060278
here u go m8
>>67060281
I just wanna do BJJ and get high as fuck with the Diaz brothers up in the mountains in our post-workout mountain bike ride
is there a webm of the lookin for a fite rapist getting ko'd?
>>67060281
How do I get to be in a crew like this?
>>67060281
>legalize diaz
kek
>>67060284
>>67060290
>>67060295
thanks senpaitachi
america always fixes everything
>captcha: texas departn
>>67060157
Jon literally only threw oblique kicks and leg kicks or head kicks. Took him down like three or four times. The Jon Jones who even fought DC would have finished OSP and that's saying a lot with not so much. Jon played it safe and rightfully so, he had been out for 18 months and didn't want to risk anything against his first late replacement fight.
>>67060301
>Tfw lost $20 cause I thought he was actually good.
>>67060302
spend a couple decades in the 209 wasteland and you might just get tough enough
>>67060244
G S P 2 . O
S
P
2
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0
why are the GOATS always so fucking boring
>>67060306
I'm not sure how OSP survived that wheel kick though, completely unphased. Right to the neck as well.
>>67060302
>pretend to be a poorfag from the ghetto even though you go to one of the most expensive BJJ schools in the country
That's pretty much it.
>>67060244
And like GSP he's now apologizing after every fight
It's like pottery.
>>67060281
>mfw i could heem every there
Does anyone else run around their house and practice flying knees? I always jump off my left foot by accident.
>>67060310
>brags about cleaning out the division
>can't beat anyone but his wife
>>67060326
I throw high kicks constantly
Has Dark Souls training made Mighty Mouse a better finisher?
Webm of Jones wheel kick please?
>>67060340
MM looked good immediately. Did you see that speed at which he threw that overhand that missed in the first few seconds?
>>67060326
I practice wall and stall against my fridge
>>67060318
Yeah, I forgot about that shot desu. Yeah he took some shots and survived. I just wish he would have tried something against Jones. He literally did nothing at all, he didn't pull the trigger. Disappointing.
>>67060340
The way he folds after that last knee, strong
>>67060340
Jesus Christ Cejudo is such a bum.
>>67060326
I used to train Lyoto Machida crane kicks a shit ton.
I've stopped being as much of an mma autist since.
>>67060361
and yet here you are...
Dana just confirmed that OSP suffered a BROKEN ARM!!!
>>67060340
Joins the ranks of Cerrone in the glass body category.
>>67060244
>>67060313
>>67060324
You guys, like Dana, want ENTERTAINMENT from athletes. That where you made your mistake: athletes strive to win, entertainers strive to entertain.
If your fight entertains the crowd, great, but you fight to win. If you are fighting to entertain rather than win, you are an idiot.
Athletes: MMA
Entertainers: WWE
>>67060365
>everyone is as pathetic as you
My condolences
>>67060028
>get ready jon, i'm cummin to suck.
>>67060340
lil beast, muh boy
>>67060340
It's funny cause MM at least has the bald head and beard to look a little more adult, but fluffy-headed Cejudo just looks like a child who is getting his ass beat.
>>67060381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
>>67060340
This just made things with MM all the more ridiculous. He's obviously miles and miles ahead of his competition, they're not even in his peripheral vision!
Is the UFC really going to ruin him and waste him on "who gives a shit" fights? Are they going to start paying 135 pounders to cut down to face him? lol Egar, we need Edgar! Great performance though.
"Henry Cejudo wants no excuses for when MM gets beat by Henry Cejudo." pshhhhh
>>67060374
damn
>>67060401
I've been campaigning for DJ vs TJ all my adult life
The time is now
Just spoke to Ariel Helwani on the phone
Jon Jones to announce he's fighting DC at UFC200 during the press conference any minute.
>>67060381
>Mighty Manlet does it
BORING
>Jon Jones does it
HE'S AN ATHLETE. HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENTERTAINING, CASUAL
>>67060374
Where?
>>67060374
That 2nd body slam killed him
>>67060401
MM is the new Honda Housey. Dominating a relatively new addition to the sport. They'll catch up
>>67060340
>that knee-ellbow-knee-knee-knee combination
>OSP broke left arm
>Jon reportedly has an injured leg
Does Dana White show up to the post-fight press conference
YES -100
NO -135
>>67060374
>Jones cant finish a guy with one arm
kek
>We'll see what happens
they're i just saved you an 1 hour watching the press conference
>>67060438
source
>>67060405
I was preparing myself to feel sorry for OSP if he lost this fight since he seems like a simple and nice guy, but after the way he fought I don't feel bad for him losing. Like do you really think you gonna win decision against Jones? Why not go for it and try to do something drastic.
>>67060277
>>67060292
If you take away Jon's comical reach advantage his entire game would collapse into what?
>>67060257
>oblique kicks
>spinning elbows
>spinning side kicks
>slicing elbows
>slams a former div 1 football player like a child
literally none of those would be possible.
It's not that he doesn't go out there and spectacularly or explosively finish people, it's the fact that he doesn't even have the ability to do it that makes him P4P mediocre as fuck.
REMINDER JON JONES CANNOT DUNK
>>67060425
Same thing is happening in the women's strawweight with Joanna. It's not that everyone else sucks, it's just that they need time to catch up.
>>67060438
>jon got a fucked up knee from the kicks of osp to his knee
It would be like poetry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrOtxmMkvgk
>13:25
kek
>>67060405
>Ronda level head movement from the #1 p4p
>>67060420
Interview on FS1 with Megan. She said that both Jon and OSP suffered injuries and if he would elaborate. He said OSP broke his arm and it was broke for at least most of the 4th into 5th rounds and Jon he wasn't sure.
>>67060438
Jones was limping really bad after the fight.
>>67060281
>tfw i will never have a squad like this
feels bad man
pole
http://www.strawpoll.me/10032919
>>67060454
>If you take away an asset of a fighter what else does he have?
Wow stellar question there, I guess if you take away everyone's good attributes they'd suck a lot huh?
>>67060458
gadelha will heem that goblin cunt
>>67060454
>take away a fighters best advantage and they aren't as good
just stop, please
>>67059866
Sub 5'5 detected
>>67060466
probably bruised his foot on a check kick
ngannou or schaub???
>>67060405
Maybe if he aimed a little higher it would've been over. That is fucking vicious right there though, I mean he waited for him to back track then he caught him. Amazing.
>>67059689
>>Rockhold
lol
no
>>67060487
Always Schaub
>>67060461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJyuTPkVOA
>>67060477
>>67060474
that's what one does when you're making P4P comparisons, m8
>>67060465
OSP had a broken arm and fought through it?
He's great, really going to follow him closely for some more fights now to make sure his arm is fine.
>>67060491
Rockhold is better than DC
How do you guys rate Jon Jones performance tonight lads from 1-10?
>>67060470
Squad up bro
>>67059838
you
make
no
sense
>the city of UFC 200
>the city of UFC """"""""""""superstars"""""""""""""
>>67060496
No. That's what you do. The non-casuals don't fall for made up scenarios that can't be backed up because they don't exist.
>>67060492
Im more ngannou desu
>>67060500
my heart was drag racing during that fight
Did anyone make a webm of Jones's soccer kick?
>>67060510
>Jones won't be able to do 200
Oh ffs. Looks like they'll be calling Conor back shortly
>FS1 in charge of audio
>Jon Jones: "I've never been booed in my 10 year career"
Pretty sure you have m8
>>67060510
>TFW DANA HAS TO COME BEGGING CONOR
IT'S FATE, CONOR HAS TO BE ON UFC 200
>>67060500
The standard JBJ bruise and cruise / 10
>>67060497
>Rockhold is better than DC
Jon appears to be standing right now in this interview for FS1, but that injury rumor might be legit.
>>67060497
>rockhold is better than dc
I just don't know anymore friendos
>>67060510
>When someone decides to oblique kick you back
>>67060532
>>67060537
Can't wait for DC to retire so rockhold can clean through the lhw division
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Jon gave DC the bird for no reason at all
after watching jon fight again i remember why i don't like him
he feels super dirty always with oblique kicks and spinning elbows and constantly kicking people who want to get on the inside
yeah yeah i know its all perfectly legal but i just don't like it
its just real sneaky
>>67060552
It's bound to happen
>>67060548
and they both laughed. They're "rivalry" is such a meme
Post-USADA Jon and his gyno will not beat DC again, let alone Gus in a rematch.
>>67060548
http://www.snappytv.com/tc/1782993/848342
OSP is literal fucking cuck.
I don't get it why doesn't anyone kick Jon's legs. Fuck. Sick of this scared attitude from Jon's opponents.
>>67060564
Keep laughing it's going to happen
>>67060567
I thought it was my imagination he got some weird nipple action going on, maybe a botched gyno OP because he had to stop the roids cold turkey and couldn't go for a good slow return to normal test levels since USADA also bans testosterone recovery products used to recover from roids.
HOLY SHIT JONES JUST GOT POPPED BY USADA!
>>67060587
JESUS CHRIST THEY TASERED HIM TOO
Link for the presser?
>>67060581
>>67060591
>not even anywhere near post 500
>>67060591
>>67060581
good thread
>>67060602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbXju9DI_Fg
>>67060176
>cycle
I see what you did there
>>67060579
I thought he hit him in the head at first and if you recal they even went silent on the mics for a few while they processed it lol
DJ isn't even a blue belt yet?
BRAND SPANKEDY SPOOKEIDED DOO >>67060576
How does a Cookie Monster celebrate a win?!? With a cookie party!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEknlVJkulw/?taken-by=carlaesparza1
>>67060611
news outlets on twitter are saying OSP broke his arm
https://twitter.com/BR_MMA/status/724114756030746624
>>67060500
6/10
luckily he fought a 1 dimensional fighter with no gas tank
Why does Dominick Cruz never get credit? He's literally the only person ring rust hasn't affected.
Everyone laugh at Anthony Pettis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Wheaties
>Losing 3 straight
who is watching Pancrase?
>>67060653
USADA claims another victim ._.
>>67060454
Imagine what happens when A-level athletes get into the UFC.
Take a look a this brutal flying knee in an NBA game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNeEc_0gFeA
That guy has a chin, too...
did usada cuck jon?
Uh-oh
DJ needs to get paid, all the guy thinks about is paying his bills.
>>67060669
I PAID 60 DOLLARS FOR THIS!
>>67060129
>little brazilian who can't handle mindgame neither can't handle that left hand sho
Why should I care again? Fucking monkey, shit tier fighter.
>>67060633
why does esparza get so much hate?
link for pancrase event?
>He got beat so hard he starts becoming a fan
Tell you got skill like that
>>67060699
She isn't hot, and she's a bit of a wrestlehumper
Anthony doesn't deserve the nickname "Showtime" anymore
He is now know as....
le wheaties man
>Conor is becoming irrelevant as we speak
>>67060652
and he has beaten the mouse
>>67060732
>anymore
He should have gave it up soon after he got folded into the UFC
>>67060600
BUH GAWD, KING! DC JUST THREW JON JONES OFF THE CAGE! HE'S BROKEN IN HALF
Yair no longer working with Izzy style ._.
>>67060707
https://www.ufc.tv/video/pancrase-277
Would Fedor stop Bones?
>>67060734
Wake up Conor, is all over
>>67060763
fedora
Why doesn't Clay Guida get any credit
He has wins over
>Nate Diaz
>RDA
>Anthony Pettis
>Josh Thomson
>Takanori Gomi
>>67060763
Fedor?
Isn't that the guy who's fighting Fabio Maldonado next?
They're clearing out all the fighters and giving Jones his own podium
>>67060763
literally who
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/724104770567307264
DC BTFO once again.
>>67060747
JON JONES JUST RAN OVER DC! DC IS DOWN! DC IS DOWN!
Is post usada RDA good?
>>67060779
>Nate Diaz
Good win
>RDA
Because of an Injury
>Anthony Pettis
good win
>Josh Thomson
good win
>Takanori Gom
Implying non Pride Gomi matters
>>67059666
*light, modest Conor McGregor post fight interview voice*
Canadian OP strikes again.
>>67060763
always would have
>tfw I skipped GGG for this shit card
Yair Rodriguez is a very intelligent young man
>I fell for the Pettis meme
Yair Rodriguez, Demetrious Johnson, Danny Roberts and Dominique Steele each earned $50,000 fight-night bonuses for their performances at Saturday’s UFC 197 event.
Rodriguez and Johnson earned “Performance of the Night” bonuses, and Roberts and Steele took home “Fight of the Night” honors.
>>67060732
all the memes are ending lads its a dark time in heem
>>67060826
I didn't but i didn't have enough faith in Barboza's chin.
I'm glad he worked on his tactics and defense this time
>>67060798
It is difficult to tell.
Post-USADA absolutely crushed Cowboy, however, Cowboy always chokes in big fights.
We'll have to wait until RDA's next fight just to be 100% sure.
Why does JBJ sound like an entitled white teen?
>>67060847
He is such a fucking piece of shit.
I can't wait till someone Lidell's him when he is older.
To the american I argued with the other day regarding Mighty Mouse being a boring point fighter:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>jon implying he has a trigger to pull
>>67060839
I thought Barboza looked really solid against El Cucuy. Firing off thunderous strikes off the back foot before getting tangled and brought into a 3 dimensional dog fight where he lost sadly.
Didn't expect him to look so tuned and on point like he was tonight though. Truly he has reached a new level.
Does Jon Jones seem extra girly and high-pitched tonight?
His large nipples were odd as well
What the fuck is wrong with jon jones, just want to punch the cunt in the face what the shit is going on in here
Did anyone else notice van zant mugging for the camera like a trollop
>>67060873
Jesus saved him~
>>67060868
Barboza almost beat El Cucuy imo senpai
And I think it's silly to say he's reached a new level. The way to beat Barboza is the exact same as the way to beat Pettis, so tonight you got to see Barboza feel comfortable, that's it. He's the same Barboza you saw fight Ferguson.
>inb4 he pisses hot
>>67060861
that quick KO was such a huge relief, not because I think DJ is boring but because the alternative might well have been Cejudo desperately trying to wrestlefuck just well enough to kill the fight's momentum without achieving much of anything.
>>67060882
Man what the fuck is up with him, he sounds like a little girl man
>>67060873
I think he might have mild autism, he's honestly really awkward
>>67060875
No, I didn't
Mighty Mouse is 2 fights away from having the most title defenses in UFC history
DID ANYBODY ELSE HERE FALL IN LOVE WITH THE SECURITY CHICK? WHAT A HOTTIE QT
>>67059646
THIS IS TEXAS
THIS IS REDNECK
THIS IS LONE STAR
THIS IS WET BACK
I AM
TEXAS
I AM
TEXAS
I AM
TEXAS
I AM
TEXAS
THIS IS TEXAS
THIS IS BADASS
THIS IS CHAIN GANG
THIS IS MOUSTACHE
>>67059852
Barboza/Pettis and Whittaker/Natal have been both pretty good fampai. I've enjoye this card whatsoever.
>>67060121
What's next for Pettis? Literally three losses in a row. Prelims headliner? WSOF?
>>67060886
Someone needs to change your flag lad
You are not even argentinean, get out of my country gringuito
Meanwhile, at Camp Mighty Mouse...
>>67060875
Not at all.
>>67060664
NBA players not named Panda are the softest niggas around
Jon Jones is trying to sound soft and i can't take this shit anymore guys im outta here
>>67060886
I love Mighty Mouse. Dude is as legit as it gets. I've been trying to dispel the "MM is a boring decision machine maymay" as often as I've been able to.
Hopefully absolutely wrecking Cejudo will go some ways towards that. MM now has 3 decisions and 5 finishes in his title defense streak - that's higher than Jones, Lawler, Cruz, etc
He truly is my boy and I hope you guys have enough interest to check out his twitch channel, it's honestly really good
>>67060916
Kappa
I'm glad that tonight showed that meme kicks don't win fights
I need all those missed pettis meme kicks webms
>>67060884
I meant that he was on that new level in the Cucuy fight, sorry. I'm illiterate, I don't get my thoughts into words so well sometimes, uguu~. That way he slid out of range, planted, and bombed on Cucuy's face, that was when I thought "Oh shit, Barboza's taken it up a notch here".
He was on a lower level against Michael Menace Johnson.
>Cejudo wants the 125 belt before he moves up
kek
>>67060933
E L
P A N T E R A
GUYS IS IT JUST ME ? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JON JONES?
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67060929
MM seems like a cool dude, and has some good bantz I didn't expect him to BTFO cejudo like that though, I thought there would be more wrestlefucking and then the eventual outpointing by MM.
SPICY JAP BANGER!
>>67060929
I've never gotten it either. I think some FWs are really exciting. There's something fun about watching fights on fast forward you only get with the flyweights.
Johnson/Benavidez 2 is still one of my favorite heems of the last few years t b h.
Give this man some coke
..i..i.. hope the boo's weren't for me...
Who's gonna stop Jones?
>>67060933
>meme kicks don't win fights
Did you watch the card at all?
>>67060873
>>67060887
>>67060925
>>67060948
Forget your autism pills?
>>67060963
full camp saint preux
>>67060861
I was pro-MM American in that discussion.
Can I also call out the guy that was like "hurr I was a wrestler in high school and Cejudo is right, it's the hardest thing ever. Mighty Mouse has no idea what he's up against and will lose."
:-)
>>67060963
USADA already did
>>67060967
Meme kicks can only beat meme fighters, like Fili.
>>67060920
Thank you based aussie>>67060920
>>67060963
Schaub
>>67060963
probably any top ten or maybe top seven heavyweight
or usada
>>67060972
Bro we are over this.
>>67060978
>moving the goalposts for someone else
cucked
Jones sounds so unsure of himself, bet the farm on DC
>>67060978
I beg to differ
>>67060963
Officer Brown, Albuquerque Police Department
You now remember Jon Jones lost a round to Stephan Bonnar
>>67060934
Yes, I agree entirely.
The Michael Johnson fight pissed me off because fuck it man, if Johnson's hands are faster, your kicks are still lethal. His pride got in the way of that fight. He wanted to win the boxing match.
>>67060994
>tfw Joe Arpaio will never have Bones as a slave nigger
>>67060982
but we want to see him losing, not feed him cans
>>67060793
dc btfo sooky weak jon
>>67061006
Michael Johnson was moving forward too much. It's had to kick going backwards.
laurenmurphymma
Joe's burger tonight had bacon, cheese, potato chips, AND peanut butter on it!! And yeah, it was delicious!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEksL50tLgJ/
What's the dumbest burger you've ever had, /heem/?
>>67061054
>eating meat
Anyone here compete? Just won my first fight. Absolutely destroyed the dude too kek.
>hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic transition maneuver to pick him up
>slam him down, KOing him instantly
Felt fucking boss.
>>67061060
>killing yourself
>>67061054
>he still eats meat
So who is next for Mighty Mouse anyway? Formiga's coming off a loss to the guy DJ just smoked so he's out of the picture for a while.
Scoggins, Borg, and Nguyen are the future of that division, but they'll need a few years to mature before they're ready to take on DJ, he'll absolutely rip them apart as it stands right now
A potential fight could be made with Benavidez, but DJ has already beat him twice and the last time wasn't even competitive so if there's a trilogy to be made there it's questionable at best
Is it confirmed that he'll get the TUF winner?
>>67060995
>Cecil Peoples
lmao
>>67059726
PVZ
>>67061065
stop, this is a bad meme
>>67061042
So kick more.
If you don't want a guy to punch you, make him move backwards. Barboza can kick all day
any of the prelims worth watching? woke up late and only saw dj/jons wins and webms of yair
>>67060977
i dont believe this
jones didn't get ko'd or gasd
How anyone in the UFC gets taken down is beyond me.
All you have to do is grab someone thumb and twist. It destroys any grip an opponent may have.
Pretty ridiculous someone like Greg Jackson doesn't implement this into his fighters game plan.
>>67059790
That is dried bees
Or bugs
For tea?
>>67061069
y-you forgot Smolka
I honestly think the UFC should do DJ vs TJ or some other "sorta super" fight at 135 or a catchweight, while the up and comers develop a bit more.
>>67061096
Aikido is too dangerous, they banned it in '94 after an Aikido master killed a guy
>>67061069
Dominick
>>67061097
Bad weed
>>67060305
(You) from Texas
>>67061096
Here's your (you)
>>67061118
Think MM has any chance at stopping Cruz from putting the wrestling on him like last time?
>>67061118
>>67061100
While I agree a 'superfight' would be awesome, DJ has already stated he's not interested in it because he wants to collect title defenses so he can bypass Silva's record
Also I did forget Smolka, for some reason he just doesn't stand out much to me, either way he also needs more time to develop
>>67061129
Cruz too slick
>>67061069
the thing is he need two more title defenses to tie Anderson Silva's record. three more to break it. but the fuckin division doesn't have three more title fights in it. I want him to be the record holder and wouldn't want him to take any fight before then. So, to answer your question, I don't fucking know. I just know he's the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UUUNNNNDISPUTED MANLET KING OF THE WOOOORRRLLLLDDDD.
>>67061069
Breaking Silva's record.
Caly Guida is the best p4p gatekeeper ever. Prove me wrong
>Jones stronger than ever
>best shape
>motivated
>couldn't finish OSP
Should I even watch the fight?
>>67061140
I'm pretty high on Smolka
Ben10 vs Smolka on July 13... winner might find himself one fight away from a title?
>>67061179
It had it's moments but overall it was [retty pedestrian
>>67061176
Matt Brown
>>67061129
DJ is in his prime and I think they need to use the revenge match to build him up in popularity before Dom falls apart at the knees
>>67061140
DC's trash talking skills would bring out some personality in DJ and would make the numbers good enough for DJ to move up I think
>>67060028
This guy is a fat sack of shit who will get owned by Jones
>>67061197
>DC
For a split second I thought you meant our chubby affable LHW champ
>okay, now say you'll suck his dick, he'll be terrified
>>67061211
Why you gotta be so mean to me, jones?
>>67061196
>Matt Brown was in the crowd when Dimebag got murdered
If we cut off Faber's feet would he make 125?
g-goof
>>67061234
Can't wrestlefuck well without feet
Maybe we can cut a piece of his chin off instead, if we take the whole thing he could probably make 105
>>67060929
125 is a joke division. These guys are circus midgets. Never seen one good flyweight fight. They are boring as fuck and the division should have NEVER been instituted by the UFC. They just waste time and take up space on UFC cards.
>>67061250
What UFC needs is freak fights. Put 5 flyweights against Brock Lesnar.
dmmj is the king of mma
all hail
greater than anderson, fedor, jon, conor
the best fighter to grace the octagon
thanks for blessing us mighty mouse
god bless the internet
>>67061265
You know... when gladiators weren't fighting eachother, they were fighting animals... something to think about. #facethepain
>>67060686
I watched it for free, found crystal clear hd stream quality..
>>67061282
>Rage12Gauge
>>67060321
ummmmm lol
>>67061311
I were JUST about to post that
Paige looking bulked and ready for Cyborg
>>67061311
>not pretending to be female to get free shit from beta males
Do you even internet?
>>67061311
She is weird.
>>67061268
all of that will be unirionically true once DJ beats Dom, TJ, Almeida and Aljamain
>>67061324
No, Yes, Yes, No
why cant the fighters i like win championships
why does fighters with shitty styles win championships
why cant we have another chuck or BJ or Fedor at least someone cool in the cage
i mean we got robbie at least but he's already lost one title defense
>>67061324
sure it will manlet
>>67060992
btfo
where can i watch the ggg fight
>>67061334
>why cant the fighters i like win championships
Because you have shit taste in fighters.
>>67060992
dam i miss TRT Vitor
>>67061350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvLcKzMQUr0
>>67061378
I miss TRT Bigfoot
and TRT Hendo
>>67061096
you're literally already down before you can do that. any person whos ever wrestled in their lives knows the first thing to do in a takedown is drop your hips as low as possible.
the thumb thing is ok, but trying to find thumbs during a fight is way harder than just doing something like a whizzer
>>67061353
i only like the coolest fighters with the coolest styles lad
none of this oblique kick shit faggetry
>>67061389
based frodo
>>67061417
does anyone know if oblique kicks even "hurt" or have any temporary effect in a fight?
i feel like all those knee hyperextensions do is fuck up a persons knees permanently later but really nothing painful during a fight
>>67061414
>yellow power ranger
I didn't know ghosts could tweet
Do you guys think Jon played it safe to avoid injury and fight DC at 200?
Also ring rust?
Also did DC duck Jon to see how he looked efore they had to fight?
>>67061389
Does GGG only fight cans or does he make them look like cans?
>jones fights someone his own size
>cant do shit besides throw some sidekicks to the leg
welp
Also khabib was right about pettis since he lost to rda. He said he would be done after this and hes definitely one loss away from getting cut
>>67061414
DJ submitted Cariaso who is a brown belt
I bet your organisation doesn't even have flag girls
>nip walking out too Eminem
>>67061443
jones was fighting smart, why risk getting ko'd when he didn't have to
>>67061448
Doesnt mean shit unless it was a bjj fight
>>67061496
I agree, belt rankings mean absolutely nothing
Just providing some context
fucking DJ fans are going to be insufferable from now on
>>67061565
this doesn't change much mate
>>67061570
i don't even give a shit about his finishes i just think his stand up is boring and textbook
he lacks true movement like memers like cruz, connor and yair
he reminds me of a flie buzzing around being annoying but you cant quite kill it
>>67061565
there are only 4 guys suitable to fight DJ and he beat them all.
until they bring new talent that is
1.mma fighter
2.mma fighter at ufc level
3.mma fighter that weights 125 pounds
4.mma fighter that can reach top 10 and fight DJ
that's a tall order, look at jones and the fights he has to go through, every few months there is a promising LHW on the horizon
>>67060162
>>When you see it
Trump?
>>67061596
What if the UFC courts a 125 boxer? 6 months of sprawl training...
>>67061597
That's not Trump lol
>>67061570
He is literally the best ever
>>67061282
read his bio lol. kid talks about drinking beer and he looks like he's 13
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>67061721
>>67061096
p. sure that small joint manipulation is banned
>>67059970
Yoel is in ATT
Hopefully he stays there and doesnt get ruined by winkle
>niggas calling jon jones boring and saying he'd get beat by HW
LMAO
You guys are so fucking stupid, one bad fight and he is boring and incapable?
Nigga gave me the most thrill fights ever, he is the most creative guy in the game. And he'll die of overdose before he gets beat in the octagon.
>>67059869
They may fight eventually though i think Jones would permanently alter him right now.
Anyways, imagine Rothwell, DC, and Big Country <10% body fat due to future alpha brain/shroomtech sport scientific advancements
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