>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Light Heavyweight Interim Title Fight
Jon Jones (21-1-0) vs. Ovince St. Preux (19-7-0)
5 Round Flyweight Title Fight
Demetrious Johnson(c) (23-2-1) vs. Henry Cejudo (10-0-0)
Lightweight
Anthony Pettis (18-4-0) vs. Edson Barboza (16-4-0)
Middleweight
Robert Whittaker (15-4-0) vs. Rafael Natal (21-6-1)
Featherweight
Yair Rodriguez (6-1-0) vs. Andre Fili (15-3-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Flyweight
Sergio Pettis (13-2-0) vs. Chris Kelades (9-2-0)
Welterweight
Danny Roberts (12-1-0) vs. Dominique Steele (14-6-0)
Women's Strawweight
Carla Esparza (10-3-0) vs. Juliana Lima (8-2-0)
Lightweight
James Vick (8-0-0) vs. Glaico França (13-3-0)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT / 11:30pm UK
Heavyweight
Walt Harris def Cody East via rd 1 TKO
Light Heavyweight
Marcos Rogério de Lima def Clint Hester via rd 1 Submission(Arm triangle)
Lightweight
Kevin Lee def Efrain Escudero via unanimous decision(29-28)
Schaub is God
Reminder that Schaub could heem everybody in this thread.
>>67048561
no dana is
Schaub
Harris Ngannou Schaub Rose
Is DC a fraud?
>>67048566
i'm 5ft10 and have a bigger head than that vika virus looking muthafucka..
>>67048513
>proper op
Thank you based England
Mr Sandman, Bring Me A Heem
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JVkSUOV.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
IS NICK THE TOOTH A MEME YET LADS?
Leave Johnny Jones to me
>>67048524
God is Schaub
MY WIFE CALLED DIBS ON WALT HARRIS
Reminder that my boy Pettis is gonna take the first step back to winning the title tonight
If OSP grew a goatee, he would look really similar to Cormier, bodyshape aside, their faces look alike
>Goldie repeating his line
Nigga got me I thought my stream was playing up
Goldie is wasted. top lel
>>67048610
he better, cant keep getting grapplecucked and waiting for the perfect strike
>>67048609
jokes on you mine sent him a tweet and he's coming over
>>67048594
him and dana are faggots
t.edson barbosa
Don't see why people don't like DC desu, it's alright with him here
Pettis needs a win tonight, he could be done otherwise
>>67048617
he knows you thieves are using shitty streams and did it on purpose
OSP doesn't stand a chance but imagining him winning is funny
An attempt at a long webmaster for the Harris vs East ending. The quality is very... quality.
>>67048610
>title
>who's RDA
>who's Khabib
>who's Alvarez
>>67048645
>le three and out rule
>applying to draws
bj, silva, hendo
i fucking love memes
>>67048558
Gus is literally the biggest cuck in the UFC. He's lost to every African American he has faced.
Funny enough, he also has a worse criminal record than any black guy in the UFC :^)
>>67048648
UFC Fight Pass is a streaming service
>>67048653
it's good lad
Edson "I got KO'd by a jab" Barboza
>>67048627
>i got cucked by a cuck
this only makes me a bigger cuck
if pettis loses a kickboxing match he's done
>>67048665
How far would you go for a meme?
Will we see GIGA MEGA JONES like all the training and "seriousness" has been suggesting, or is it normal JBJB?
OSP will literally win tonight
>this banter
surprisingly good desu
You forget that when DC gets cucked by JJ and has no reason to fight anymore, he's going to replace Joe Rogan when he turns down a contract to pursue podcasting.
This is training.
>>67048673
DC so classy about jones, you know jones would just insult him and say dumb ignorant shit if the roles were reversed
>It's a DC praises Jon Jones episode
>>67048658
I said first step idiot, not whole fucking journey
>>67048672
Cerrone jabbed him while Edson was having a blink. It wasn't very yamatodamashii of Cerrone to do that. Page 1 of being a fair dinkum martial artist is don't hit people when they're blinking
>>67048653
good stuff
>DC is literally sucking Joness dick for a 20 minutes already
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67048709
That's damage control on DC's part, he'll suck his dick and claim he's the greatest thing ever so he can justify the beatdown Jonny is gonna lay on his Uncle Tom ass
I'm willing to DIE to commentate on your fight with OSP, Jon Jones.
>>67048708
those things look so comfy all that time.
baka desu
>>67048708
>>67048709
That's just how DC is. He's a nice, or at least tries to be a nice guy so just gets emotional
Jones trash talking is just bants
>>67048679
have you ever sucked dick for memes?
>i'm picking glass chinned barboza
Will DC plague the commentary for the entire card?
>Cody East
>Randy Brown
>both shit
Will Sage be the only good thing to come out of Looking for a Fight?
kek Cormier is pretty funny
>im glad im sitting here
>>67048710
heem yourself goof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfrt9v_56MU
>>67048742
Rogan will heem you. delete this.
>>67048751
>im picking do nothing Pettis
>>67048755
>sage
>good
>>67048755
if he doesn't die from MRSA
>>67048751
>getting dropped by a cerrone jab
hahaahha, i could punch harder at 14 years old than donald...
>>67048758
yep, he is pretty cool honestly
Why do they just ignore Gus, when he actually won their fight?
>>67048776
rogan doesnt have the balls to step in the cage with me, or anyone
>>67048766
lawler made him literally retarded
I bet he doesn't eye poke!
>>67048742
>a girl that young already has piercings
>>67048743
>OSP 55/55
Thank's for taking on Jones on 3 weeks notice, here's 50 grand, kid.
>>67048766
jesus his brain is probably mush, he can't type for shit
>>67048776
loli
>>67048776
he obviously was not introduce to his devastating kicks, let him learn lah
>>67048755
I'm pretty sure Sage is a robot, dude.
has Rogan worn a jacket before? I think I only ever saw him wearing shirts
>>67048766
amazing
>>67048766
>Rory without sponsors
>>67048796
Gus is a can.
>>67048812
he literally looks like he is straight from the shire
>>67048814
Discretionary bonuses you goof
did i miss any memes heeem?
>>67048766
>rach
>opun
Is Rory OK? Hope he's recovered
>>67048751
>I'm picking post-USADA Pettis.
threadly what bitch
captcha: 209
>Scott Steiner will never get into MMA
>>67048743
What do these numbers mean?
>>67048845
You missed the birth of a meme, but you can be here for its incubation and maturation
>>67048831
He said the UFC had a suit made for him and he wore it once.
Layers aren't an option when you're that juiced.
>""""""mighty""""""" mouse
What a shit card
>>67048845
cody east, the looking for a fight goof got btfo
this programme contains flashing images
>>67048834
Dayum son!
if Jones, DJ, and Pettis win this card will be boring, but if they lose it will be one of the best cards ever
That budlight logo looks like tonka
>>67048878
>this program contains edgybrah psa
>>67048878
do slavs laugh at how pussy the west is?
Would you go 5 rounds with Jon Jones for $100,000, /heem/?
so OSP is a jobber right
getting paid 50 large to add another clip to jones highlight reel
>>67048766
Oh, Rory, don't you have some homeless teenage girls to chop up?
>>67048878
oh no not the flashing images innit
mohammed says they hurt his eyes
>>67048885
Cejduo and OSP winning would be the GOAT double header upset
>>67048883
would be cooler if he was holding a katana
Rogaine always refusing to give Jones the #1 P4P.
>>67048872
If Demetrious Johnson bit off Cejudo's ear, he'd be called "Bitey Mouse"
>>67048845
nick the tooth is now a meme m8 the whole thread confirmed it
>osp has nothing to lose
other than taking vicious amounts of damage from a fired up jon jones
>>67048668
It's the Swedish genes.
He HAS to lose to a nigger so it's in accordance to his education of bending over for the nigs.
>>67048841
OSP is going straight to the hospital bro, do not pass the locker room, do not collect discretionary bonus
>>67048861
>>67048923
>OSP gets heemed so hard it corrects his lisp
>>67048897
desu i think i'd fuck jon jones up
i played a lot of football when i was a kid.. i have good balanced i am 5ft8 so low centre of gravity = no chance of getting taken down also i outweight him by like 200lbs.
i'd probably ground and pound him out for the win in probably around 2nd round m8
>>67048915
manlets gotta stick up for other manlets
>>67048923
And his eyes.
>>67048923
imagine he gets a lazy eye because of eyepopes on top of his lisp. It would be hilarious.
>>67048915
Manlets stick together.
>>67048948
kek
JON JONES VS MIGHTY MOUSE STANDING ON TOP OF ROGANS SHOULDERS IN A GIANT GI LADS WHO TAKES IT?
>>67048898
>only getting 50k
>probably accepted le win gimmick for an extra 100
>main eventing a ppv
top goof
Will OSP make it out alive?
>>67048855
nice, just what this thread was missing
>>67048905
>implying that would top UFC 76's double header upset
>>67048934
Says the guy from a country that literally lost a war to African slaves.
Glaucoma Franca's ready
>>67048942
I really hope Jon has KO power now that he's been working out.
>>67048959
not even funny, its a legit possibility.
>>67048967
>giant gi
Rfol
CLAIM YOUR FIGHT FU!
Is youtube stream a possibility?
>>67048967
is the gi edible?
>>67048896
yes
>>67048948
this
What's this submission move called?
>>67048967
Mighty Joe
DJ grabs jones head, rogan slips down and secures a kneebar
wtf is this prostate cancer advert.
wtf.
>>67048999
for 60 dollars it sure is
>>67048977
I really dig that Reebok sweater. A lot of guys have been wearing it in the Embedded and during interviews.
is conor mcgregor still shook lads?
One day, i hope to find myself a british slag lads, who else knows this feel?
>>67048896
its funny, but i can understand. i read one time that one person from america sued company that makes microwave ovens because they didn't listed that you can't dry pets inside, her cat died and she sued them AND WON. so probabl someone could sue them also like 'i have eplilepsy and you fucked me up' top lel
OSP will get an extra $100k on top of his $50k execution payment but it hurts his future $$$ making potential so it was better for him to just skip taking this fight.
>>67048944
5ft8 lmao, the air down there must be poluted little man
>>67049012
dont forget to check it once and awhile
>>67048999
it is but people always fuck it up by sharing the link
>>67049008
pussyhold
>>67049008
the slag
>That UK prostrate ad
And then they make fun of our ads
My utters sides
>>67048967
Jones
There's not much room for crazy footwork on tiny Rogan.
>>67048985
You don't get "KO power" from working out.
Sure putting on some muscle will help, but it comes from your technique and how you're built and what god gave ya.
inb4 le edgy atheists.
>>67048998
since day one
>>67048998
>>67048971
apex goof, hope the CTE is worth 50k
>>67049006
Brunson is my Strikeforce prospect boy, I'll take his word
Is Luke your boy?
>>67048998
>>67049048
cte is a meme lad. dont believe the jews
>>67049008
rug burner
>>67048944
>5'8
>405 lbs
>>67049012
The lad playing the son is like 30 but dressed up like a 15 year old, very odd indeed.
rate this prelim undercard
>>67048975
>Nate mean mugging that early
damn.....
>>67049050
can't wait for chris to heem him
>>67049050
wish he was black desu
>>67049061
this
6'3" 155lber king of lanklets holy shit.
>>67049008
stanky poot
>>67048976
>implying that would top UFC 76's double header upset
Yeah I am. Because it would, by miles.
>>67048976
Not French, senpai.
And you should thank the frogs, they saved your ass from the Brits. You'd still be speaking English if it weren't for them.
ive got 650 quid on vick lads
if he loses im in some shit.
give him your power
>>67049047
how does she look hotter every time I look at her god damn
LANKLET PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>67049008
The Cuntcussion
>>67048812
she looks about 8 or so, that's definitely young enough to have ears pierced
>>67049050
He's my boyfriend.
>>67049050
He is my idol lah
I'm in a middle-class family where both my parents earn around $55,000 a year
Is it fucking stupid that my dad is too much of a cheap fuck to buy a working dryer and instead goes to the fucking laundromat?
>>67048896
yes
I got the lanklet faget assasinating the monkey
>>67049025
You have been visited by the Comfy Kiwi of Heems. Walk-off knockouts and terrible win-loss records will be granted to you but only if you type Sleep Well Hunto in this thread.
>>67049097
underage pls go
goodbye perfect record
McGoober will retire again
>>67049049
Think he can bet the Moose?
>>67049107
BUILD
>>67049082
You're fucked m8, sorry
>>67049082
off to a great start m8 ;^)
i wish jones would open the fight straight away with an eye poke, then turn and do pic related
who /literallyplayingMassEffect2untilmaincard/ here?
>>67049107
para tu
>>67049132
r u me six years ago
>>67049132
literally setting up my aws server until fight
>>67049114
I'm 25
>>67049124
No wall will keep the big beaner wiener out
>>67049097
americans dry their clothes ?!
haha you fucking kidding me,
now youll tell me you guys eat for breakfast and wear shoes outsides lmao
Is JBJ the only strong lanklet?
>>67049097
my mum doesn't work but my dad earns a little over what your parents do. we have a washing machine and shit but still mostly use the laundromat, it's just convenient lad
>>67049144
thats sad dude
>>67049050
Yes. If he was black, he'd be the GOAT.
>>67049139
Naw son, I'm you right now
What should I play bros
>>67049161
>saw him lift some weights
omg hes so strong...
please stop.
>>67049121
I don't think Gayguard can stop his wrestling
PRAY
FOR
OSP
PRESS "F" TO PAY RESPECTS FOR THIS NIGGA'S CHIN
>>67049172
play some CSGO comp on mirage
Franca is pretty good
James Wick vs John Wick. who wins?
>>67049132
grabbing some food and smoking a bowl desu
>>67049172
kotor
>>67049132
Need to download the Mirrors Edge Beta desu
Might have a bash on that but got shit to do
>>67049082
>Picking a white fighter to win
>>67049172
TF2 Payload
Im watching this in 720p off Kodi, but the stream is 27 seconds behind.
Fuck....
>>67049172
league of legends if your IQ is over 125.
>>67049154
>Australia
>>67049172
Give me your name and do some Arms Races with me, I'm banned from Comp until next week.
>>67049172
>no ck2, eu4, or victoria 2
ebin
>>67049097
top lel, you are that guy from the movies hahahaha
just bet 20 on cejudo and osp winning
wish me luck lads
>>67049172
dota youll probably a 2k shitstain
>>67049097
>55k yankbucks
>middle class
You'd be in literal poverty trying to live off 110k in London, poorboy
>>67049173
He outwrestled DC you goof.
>>67049082
Don't worry, he is always loses until he wins
>>67049172
euro truck sim is the most relaxing shit. i love to stay up late at night and just have those driving feels through the european countryside that i'll probably never see in real life.
>>67049132
>"""""""""""""real"""""""""""" fight fans
>>67049216
>just wasted $20
>>67049197
What Kodi extension do you use? I don't know how to use this shit
can you guys stop posting compromising pictures of women please? I do not want my private parts to start feeling funny when I am browsing a work safe image board.
Thank you for your time.
6ft3 people are lightweights now?
welp. guess im taking my 6ft1 ass to bantamweight.
>>67049082
>betting on le cheaty white man
Hope you lose.
>>67049172
Skyrim
WHO /DRUNKHERE/?
10-9 Franca
Too bad he did less damage.
>>67049172
>all this neckbeard games
heroes 3 m8
vick got this
>>67049221
MMA aint a wrestling match dumb fuck, DC much more worried about getting shoulder cranked and elbowed in his face.
>>67049233
>implying 20 is a lot
if I bet 100+ it would be a waste
20 is nothing
>>67049250
SOON LAD. SOON
eye poke?
>>67049250
on my way
>>67049107
SPANE?
>>67049189
john wick via secret green goblin sniper in the bleachers while getting choked
>you will never go on a date with robbie
10-9 Franca
>>67049244
>Height has something to do with weight class
Wew kid. I guess DC has to be a FW eh?
>>67049082
does it count if he wins by eye poke?
>>67049261
Look at this rich little man, you are a goddamn highroller bro, you should teach us your ways
James "eyepoke" Bones Vick
Holy shit that's a terrible eyepoke
audible cringe
>that poke
THE BONES SPIRT LIVES THROUGHOUT THIS PPV DOESNT IT
>>67049219
>You'd be living in poverty in an area where everything, especially real estate, is incredibly overpriced.
>>67049273
Robbie, Nate and Hunto are patrician waifus
10-9 vick
