Cookie Mookie edition.
Daily reminder that not having a DH is a black mark on your entire organization.
>>67019658
>black mark
If by this you mean "indicator that they play in the NL" then yes.
Also
>cookie
HOUSTON AND BOSTON SURE ARE FAT LOLOLOL
>>67019714
>Average National League 'intellectual'
Memesters.
uh this thread is first fyi
>>67019642
>>67019642
DAT HUSTLE
>the city of rising water
BASED MOOKIE
>third baseman stopping him from inside the park homer
>>67019802
kys
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Pedroia is heating up
DELETE THIS FUCKING TRED. NOW THEY WILL BE SPLIT ALL FUCKING GAME.
THANKS MOOT
there are no more hi drapers the messiah returned during the night
did someone actually make a second thread 7 minutes after this one? Holy kek
>ASTROS DEFENSE
Hey I just got home, whats going on? Who scored?
>>67019977
benches cleared after pedroia got hit in the helmet
>>67019993
No youre shitting me, are you?
Time for a grand slam
better get a win for our official 2016 ace 2bh
>>67020024
hi draper
/ >We can't blow this, can >we?
What actually happened to the Astros, are there any Houston bros in here?
You guys were who I wanted to take the trophy for the AL last season and you almost choked yourself out of the damn playoffs. Now you're starting off to a terrible start.
What happened in the off season that caused this, or is it just this April?
fuck we almost had a papa slam!
>>67020024
SO close.
>>67020055
Hey pal
>>67019642
>>67019642
>>67019642
>>67019642
real thread it was made first
>tfw no grand slam
Who is this knucklehead instead of Remfag? He sounds like a jackass but anything is better than Remfag the murderer Enabler.
>>67020137
No one cares fuck off desu
>>67020137
no mookie cookie shit thread
>>67020137
your thread is late and garbage, get the fuck over it.
Do Houston fans exist? I swear outside of Yankee and Blue Jays fans and the NL West no other team has fans
steve lyons fucking sucks
Time to dust off the ferrari
>>67020347
How would you like your vehicular transportation, senpai?
>>67020321
they existed when they were playing well, dunno what happened since they got BTFO by the Roylels.
>>67020394
Who do you think we'll fight in the ALCS?
>>67020459
>we
>>67020484
Its me Sandoval im posting from the bathroom
>>67020317
>late
>a minute earlier
lol kill yourself you blind fucking faggot learn to use the catalog
the cookie mookie is a shit forced meme like rookie mookie holy fuck
>>67020517
>makes Red Sox thread
>hates Red Sox memes
Bro you should literally stop posting on 4chins ASAP
All I want in this whole world is for Stephen Wright to be happy
eyyyy dubs for JBJ
MOOKIE MOOKIE MOOKIE
>He broke the wall
fuckin batts are hot tonight ehh boys
>>67020583
>you have to like every meme if you support a team
because it's a bad meme??
is mookie elite?
This is important.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021809
also omfg
dubs and guerin austin never covers another game
>>67020682
>he doesn't know cookie mookie is a god tier meme
>>67020702
>gary
>meme
uhhh rude man gary is life
>>67020682
>disliking memes that are clearly funny.
>>67020756
I fucked it all up also I didn't disable multiple votes no good with computer lol
>>67020702
>not voting gary
>>67020775
lol i voted fo rall of them
>>67020702
Where is the guy that adores Wright and thinks hes the ace?
>Steph
Sox confirmed to win
Hey guys sorry I'm late, any dank memes I miss?
Also, where are the Astrosbros? Those guys were chill last year outside of the whole Correa > Xander thing.
>>67020877
>lowest ERA on the team
>not the ace
uhh are you dumb
>>67020866
Holy fuck 10/10 limited edition Gary rare!
>Steven Curry in attendence
who the fuck is doing color tonight
>>67020877
>only one guy adores the official ace of your 2016 Boston Red Sox
please
>>67020866
lol is that jeremy lin
>no pepe poster tonight
feels nice and comfy nesn bros
>>67020877
The guy has literally allowed 3 runs total in 2 starts. Against the Jays, twice.
>>67020928
no it's koji's translator.
>>67020933
nothing has happened that could trigger the pepe poster
>>67020933
I just came into the thread, jerk.
80 GAMES
>Wright sends Chris Colabello alcohol to apologize for hitting him
>days later he gets suspended for PEDs
did Wright slip drugs into the drink to frame him?
>>67020877
Dave I know it's you trying to defend the price signing
Give the iPad back to Ferrari
>>67021011
Based Cuckleballer cucking the Blue Gays
How many cuckleballers are in the sport? I only know of 3
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>>67021068
yeah
>>67021068
That's literally about it. Dickey is the most known. Wright is probably currently the best.
>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 1m1 minute ago
>Steven Wright, who was obtained for Lars Anderson, now has a 1.88 ERA.
LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY AN ACE
>>67021099
who is 3rd one?
>>67021165
jim wakefield
>>67021119
>Lars Anderson
lmao remember how he was supposed to be the next big superstar first baseman
>>67021165
I think some pitcher on the Royals was a memeballer wasnt he?
>>67021183
one of theo's buttbuddies like middleshits
>>67021165
A dude on the Rays
http://m.mlb.com/news/article/166300530/dan-johnson-returns-to-rays-as-knuckleballer
BASED SHAW
>Hanley with smart baserunning
hey I have to go cut some meat i should be back in 15 minutes the game is on in the other room
>>67021272
alright haha dont cut yourself!
>Meme Curry is a red sox fan
the memes know no end
>Steph is friends with Daniel Bard
Shit now im sad
>Steph Curry and Daniel Bard were friends
What the actual fuck
>>67021296
seriously i dont want to hear his name on future broadcasts. just pain.
>have one of the league's best setup/1-inning specialists
>do ANYTHING to change that
omfg
BROCKSTAR
HOLT .45
BASED HOLT
Holt .45
>>67021348
BROCKSTAR4LYFE
>Its a Boston has the best offense in the league but the pitching will collapse on itself and lose the game episode.
Lets guess the meltdown inning bros, im saying 7th
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>>67021366
seriously though hanigan is up to bat what stream are you guys suffering through?
>>67021381
cable television
>>67021380
>Best offense in the league
>worst starting pitching ERA
POTTEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Henry Owens playing Sunday
Good lord pls be the ace and dont meltdown
ya blew it hanny
>captcha: pick all images with cookies
>Hanipoop
Literally why even play him if we have Vazquez.
But whatever.
Reminder Price was up 5-1 in the first.
0_0
happening
hope it works out 2bh
>>67021411
le shitty posting delay because moot didn't care about gamethreads.
>>67021458
>price
there's your problem
>happening
>>67021381
hd nesn on cable
>>67021458
Good thing we have our ace going tonight.
>rate Guerin's outfit
6/10
>>67021477
I can't stand him but I said "I'll give him a chance"
>>67021458
Shut up Kruk
Now that you don't have Schilling to save your ass, have fun rotting in that booth with Mendozza
>>67021509
personally, I think he will get into it with this team. i think mentally his first home stand at fenway would be tough, as he was on 2 of our division rivals teams. lets not give up hope yet
alright guys, is wright /nesn/'s favorite sox starting pitcher? i vote y
>you will never be part of the knuckleball club
>>67021509
To be fair he seems to be hard working and owned up to his fuck up entirely.Joe Kelly I dont think does that ever the prick
>Wright the easiest guy in the world to talk too
I hope nothing but the best for him
<333
>>67021572
Clay. Not even memeing.
>>67021622
Price completely owned up to fucking up, so ya he at least has that.
Buttholez, Porcello, and Kelly all are loathsome in that they're self-righteous and make up as many excuses as possible and NEVER learn from their mistakes. Among a million other things.
>>67021572
>wright
>nesn's favorite pitcher
like 75% of Sox fans have no clue who he even is still
NESN has hard-on for Buttholez. They always have.
And WEEI with Joe Kelly for some reason.
>>67021654
Thats exactly why I think hes gonna heat up once we're out of April. I think he isnt cruising for a pay check he feels his prides on the line now.
>>67021687
no, i'm talking about the opinion of the posters on this sports subforum of the taiwanese fish mongering board
>>67021381
MLB TV gamecast has a bit of a delay combined with the posting delay.
>is this the night he hits for the cycle
jesus christ fuck off dave
>Talking about the cycle
Fuck off guys
>>67021728
Pride. Exactly. WE will fucking boo him for 6 innings if he keeps fucking up.
>le cycle meme
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>>67021784
SHUT THE FUCK UP
2mookie4me
>>67021818
suck my 3 inch pecker
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
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Why is Houston keeping this pitcher out if he's getting plugged every inning?
>>67022022
Farrell helping manage their team.
>>67022022
>>67022047
he's gotta get some good throws in
they arent gonna shut up about cycles are they?
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When is JBJ getting a gold glove?
>>67022237
This season. Already made a couple of great grabs.
gomez will never stop being a little princess will he
https://vine.co/v/iUW9JzdQrap
Hanley still thinks he's fast
HanRam wtf r u doin
>Hanley with the baserunning
>>67022279
How many errors does he have?
>>67022324
0
Hanley, what a terrible slide. He's obviously out.
ok guys the bison has been cut up it will marinate over night and then I will start dehydrating it in the morning
>>67022355
looks good tbqh with you Joe
>out
Manfred rigged
Shaw2Based4Me
any oldfags miss the hill
>cuckees are so bad this year they had to have jacoby steal home
>>67022441
NO
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God what a terrible field design.
HOLT
THIS TOWN
DONE
PACK EM'
>>67022449
>>67022449
>>67022441
>>67022474
Isnt the hill still in center? What other weird oddities are there in ballparks, I know theres one in Mexico with like a phone tower in dead center field
how can wright be the ace if he's 0-2? he isn't helping the team desu
>>67022600
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>>67022598
One dumbass ballpark has a 37ft wall in left field for no fucking reason.
>>67022594
so hilarious that the sox got his best years
>Everything I hear about Wright just makes him a sadder and better individual
What a hero, whatever happened to Rich Hill?
>>67022646
jetblue park is only for spring training
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>>67022662
Rich Hill signed with the A's in the offseason for 4M.
Was pretty happy for him. He had such a terrible year last year (personally, not pitching-wise), nice to see him get rewarded.
is it just me or does hannigan look like an alcoholic
>>67022777
yup
>JBJ
omfg dfa NOW
>>67022703
what happened?
>>67022777
Hes from Massachusetts and grew up watching the Red Sox so yeah.
does dave o'brien have a crystal ball? he is talking as if mookie is confirmed to hit a cycle like fuck off
Will we ever see a nesn fight again with this faggot ass Manfred sitting in the chair of Saint Landis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj0-_6v299I
>mookie busts
at least he'll get another at bat today to try for the cycle
>>67022880
what do you mean, fights haven't been banned
>>67022869
nesn hired him to boost views. Acting as if mookie is confirmed cycle will boost views
nesn approves
>>67022824
Injured all the time and had like 4-5 different surgeries.
And then at the beginning of last season his infant son died.
And he was sitting the minors and got called up after Steven Wright got concussed by getting hit by a fly ball in batting practice while he was running on the track.
It was pretty cool story.
>>67022869
isn't that don?
>>67022880
Honestly since 2007 the rivalry has died down, I dont know how to start it up again unless we have Kimbril start trying to break wrists again.
Its a shame tho, all my life iv wanted to see a baseball fight
>>67022926
Anonymous67022926 I am going to kill you.
>>67022880
>Martinez giving death stares and pointing at their heads
Dude Pedro was fucking based when are we gonna get another player like that again?
>>67022926
>fighting is allowed in baseball
@67022998
chill out bro i was just responding to your comment
>>67022969
tbqh Dumptser beaming Arod was pretty great
>>67023048
people get suspensions and fines but there isn't any way to stop it when it starts, there were plenty of brawls just last year
Arods a seedy little cunt and im glad the Yankees are a miserable retirement home this season, fuck 'em
GOTCHA BITCH
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>STEALING FOR 3RD WITH NO OUTS
>stealing 3rd with no outs, down 5 runs
Not that I'm complaining, but wut?
>HE BETTER BE SAFE COS THAT'S A STUPID PLAY
>advancing one free base not costing your team anything
>YOU HAVE TO BE SAFE EVEN THEN NOT A SMART MOVE
NO IDIOT IF YOU MAKE IT THA'TS GOOD RETARDED STEVEL LYONS IDIOT
>>67023148
>>67023181
>Not playing with GRIT
>>67023030
I am reading his autobio. When the scouts came down to the DR for the first time they said "He is weak, skinny has no speed power or control and never will. He has no heart or killer instinct. He will never play in the majors. He is not like his brother".
So yeah. lol scouts.
>KEKSTROS
>OUT
holy what
thats umpball, sorry astrobros
is dining playbook good? the girls name is jenny but its not jenny dell :(
>you don't want it to be right?
>NO
>I DON'T
FUCKING IDIOT STEVE LYONS YOU MORON YOU ARE SO DUMB (IN ABAD WAY)
>THE MOST PERFECT IMPERFECT GAME IN THE WORLD
HA HA HA WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT
>>67023207
They said the same damn shit about Tom Brady didnt they?
>"You don't want them to get it right"
>"I dont..."
>"You don't want them to get it right?"
>"I think the umpires are the best in the world at what they do."
FUCK OFF STEVE LYONS YOU FUCKING KISS ASS KEKOLD DOUCHEBAG YOU'RE LITERALLY A FUCKING IDIOT GO PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS IT FRONT OF 20,000 PEOPLE AGAIN RETARD
>>67023245
Yo chill bro, it's ok. Have a pep for your trouble man.
>>67023245
>>67023256
desu i didn't like steve at the beginning of the west coast trip last year when it was just him and remy but he grew on me over time
>>67023256
GOOD POST WHEN WILL PRESIDENT EMPEROR TOM HENRY PLEASE END THIS JOKE AND FIRE STEVE LYONS OH JESUS THEY JUST KILLED THAT OLD MAN WHAT THE FUCK
>>67023250
They said the f word.
seriously is that old guy ok
>>67023356
Probably blew out his knee. Team better pay for his medical expenses.
>>67023356
idk
>>67023381
can you please update me when you know more
>>67023207
Greatest enforcer that ever played the game.
Seriously what the fuck the Astros were a playoff team last year and this ballpark is fucking dead and theres not a single Houston fan in here.
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>>67023399
i dont have your number anymore
>>67023424
i know i changed it
>>67023461
wtf
CHAHLIE MOOAH
WHAT A FUN SHOW
THE GUY IS WICKED PISSAH
HE SO CRAZY, DA FUCKING GUY
OUTDOAH FISHAMAN
Alright its the seventh the Red Sox should be collapsing soon
>>67023484
haha yeah some girl from 4chan kept bothering me on it lol
>>67023496
I seen this nigga.
I seen this nigga on NATIONAL TV.
EATING CHICKEN WINGS
WITH A FUCKING KNIFE AND FORK.
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?
>let's go to guerin austin
did she change her hair just to be accepted more
>>67023496
YOURE WATCHIN DIRTY WATAH TV
LOVE THAT DIRTY WATAH BUH DA DA DA
>>67023411
everyone in houston is drowned dubsman
>>67023496
Worst show on television and I have all 6 seasons of Bird-up
tbqh i wouldn't pay to watch Clay pitch but i guess i do because i pay for tv
>>67023548
ok sorry
>>67023556
lol
are you guys ok
is steve lyons autistic?
>>67023623
A KNIFE AND A FORK.
NOT EVEN BONELESS.
THE ONES YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE A BITE AND THEN RIP IN TWO WITH YOUR HANDS AND THEN SUCK ANY SORTA CHICKEN STUFF REMAINING.
I SWEAR THIS BEFORE ALMIGHTY JESUS THE CHRIST.
A KNIFE AND FORK!
>>67023548
Everyone outside the city drowned. Those in the city are still alive laddie. I've just been drinking my sorrows away this month.
me in pic
So O'Brien is fine at calling the game which everyone knew, but in a dead game like this he really doesn't have anything to keep you tuned in. Thanks NESN!
>>67023657
>O'Brien
who's that
>>67023655
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING MORE ABOUT PANAMALEAKGATE.
NO GOOD MONEY GRUBBING SON OF A BITCH!
>>67023691
it's don's alter ego
Vote early vote often guys.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021809/r
>>67023691
Don got married. his new last name is O'Brien
can someone draw me a picture about that, what they were talking about, i didn't understand
When we gonna fill up the trunk with 10 gallons of 100 proof vodka and head down to a Cape Cod League game?
>>67023727
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10021809/r
why aren't any of my memes are on there?
>Throwing 80 MPH fastballs
{{{{{{STOP}}}}}}}
IT STARTS WITH A LEADOFF WALK
MELTDOWN INCOMING
>>67023748
I sold them to Beane.
Sorry tbqfh. I am sorry I sold the memes.
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>>67023794
i wish i had seen that play instead of staring at this thread
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>>67023812
eck: cool, funny, handsome, good
lyons: idiot, scrub, hate
Hi guys John Henry here should I put Koji back in as a closer?
Also kill the anon who sold the memes btw.
god he's taking forever to pitch now what the hell
>What should steve lyons talk about
>no option for nothing
>>67023986
lol
Wright please.
God his fucking Knuckle is disgusting.
>>67024084
more like LIGHTS PLEASE
Just got home to watch the beginning of the Red Sux choke, wtf
>>67024166
leave
HANIGAN
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simply ebin :^)
>catching
why do they call it this if he doesn't have to catch it
Watch Farrel put in a shitty pitcher
Alright, gotta take him out.
Good fucking outing Wright. You are literally our best pitcher.
>RUN SCORED WITHOUT A HIT IN THE INNING
GOD DAMN I HATE THOSE
HANIGAN YOU ARE POO POO
i like watching the boys have emotions out there on the field i bet they're fiends
Good outing from Wright, at the end he was exhausted and couldnt straighten out but he pitched damn well like he always does.
Good job to Hannigan for doing his best, we take him for granted but he was an unsung hero last year essentially being a back up of a back up and still winding up starter
>>67024262
Farrell left him in too long m8. When a starter walks 2 guys in the 7th you yank him.
i like baseball
