Jon Lester, LHP (2.21 ERA, 2.65 xFIP) vs Jon Moscot, RHP (4.76 ERA, 4.98 xFIP)
Cubs Lineup:
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Kris Bryant (LF)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Ben Zobrist (2B)
6. Javier Baez (3B)
7. Addison Russell (SS)
8. David Ross (C)
9. Jon Lester (P)
Reds Lineup:
1. Zack Cozart (SS)
2. Eugenio Suarez (3B)
3. Joey Votto (1B)
4. Brandon Phillips (2B)
5. Devin Mesoraco (C)
6. Jay Bruce (RF)
7. Adam Duvall (LF)
8. Tyler Holt (CF)
9. Jon Moscot (P)
First pitch at 7:10 ET from Great American Ballpark in Cincinnati.
First for Cubs
Reds officially on suicide watch
Fowler got robbed
cubs
The last digit of this post determines how much run support Lester gets. The second to last digit determines how much run support Moscot gets.
> she hasn't texted back for 41 minutes
>it's a lester start
>tfw no back to back no hitters
Oh hey look Lester managed to throw to first without spilling his spaghetti all over the field
>>67018830
Text her again something unrelated to the last text.
That was a really good bunt/hit
>>67018830
send her a dick pic
does it trigger anyone else's autism to see "bobble" and not "bobblehead"
squeeze time
>>67019120
now that you mention it, yes, yes it does
>>67019120
Fuck you. Now I can't watch the game.
Holy fuck Baez, stop getting hurt every time you slide
>>67019182
>that file name
heavy tiny storm in 5-10 mins
>Omar Vizquel was the short stop during old man Bosio's no hitter
puts it into perspective how long he played
dayum
who /rimjobs/ here
NOBODY BEATS THE RIZZ
The Rizzo strikith
>can't rizz the rizzo
It keeps happening. These pitchers suck.
RIZZO GONNA RIZZ
captcha gave me a nice thumbs up
RIZZO FINALLY HITTING .200!
oh fuck me
Based Lester with the squeeze!!!
>>67019130
all my prediction come true, but one time around the order later
>>67020071
Oh it was Ross. I'm fucking retarded I'm so sorry.
>two squeezes in one inning
>resd
resd wat r u doing
>>67019749
>dat captcha
fukkin kek
lester finally getting run support
>>67020382
srsly i thought this nigga was cursed with no-hits
>heyward
what a fucking bust damn
at least cubes kept fowler
>>67018830
Then she doesn't like you like that.
>Greg Gibson, the home plate umpire
>Lester
fucking fuck
Who /worldseriesthiscentury/ here?
>>67020939
>2015 nlds
Whats a cuck guys
>>67021115
A tardinals fan.
>>67021115
Ask your father.
>>67021115
a type of genetic flaw resulting in small thumbs
>>67021115
Listen anon, here's the thing. If you can't spot the cuck in your first half hour posting here, then you ARE the cuck.
>>67021091
Did they get a ring out of it?
>>67021271
Why are you in a Cubs/Reds thread? Shouldn't you be hovering over your meth stash, protecting it from roaming gangs of junkies?
>>67021271
Did the cards get a ring out of every year posted in that pic?
>>67021309
why are they roaming? they lost?
>>67021115
>>67021133
Reds Bro is a chuck who's mad about St. Louis residents having wives and sons instead of being an overweight NEET
>>67021338
>chuck
>>67021309
Cards game doesn't start for an hour and a half and since reds fans invade our game thread every fucking time I figured I'd return the favor
>>67021338
>chuck
>>67021367
>heh bro I was going to have to reply to you but then I saw a typo so your argument is invalid heh
Go vote sanders elsewhere
>>67021393
>go vote sanders
Kek politicfag detected
>>67021420
>politicfag
how new are you faggot?
thank fucking god
lel
>>67021459
Been here since 2010
>how new are you fag detected
>>67021393
I wish /pol/ and /r9k/ (basically the same people) would get together and drink the kool-aid.
>>67021498
> 2010
adorable
>>67021506
i browse /r9k/ regularly and i can say with utmost sincerity that place should be wiped off the face of the earth. if everyone that ever posted there died we would be much better off as a species
Dammit Votto.
>>67021519
>Ive been a faggot for the longest fag detected
>>67021498
Day one for spuh, 4chan since 2006. 28 now. Fucking kill me.
>>67021590
oh wow, you still think memes are funny. you have a long way to go, kiddo
>>67021644
>implying
Lol staymad cardsfag
>Votto
This thread turned to shit when the tardfag started posting.
NL allstar team will include
>rizzo
>Bryant
>Russell
>arrietta
>fowler
It's gonna be like half cubs
what happened to muh audio
sounds like shit suddenly
>>67021944
Don't think Russell will be there unless he starts hitting
>>67021981
get the CUM out of your EARS
>>67021944
Subtract Russell and Fowler once he cools off
>>67021944
Heyward and Zobrist too
>>67021990
>>67022005
you guys underestimate the power of fan voting (see last year's Royals)
>Jon Lester off to fap to some tranny porn
thank you based Lefty
>>67022005
Fowler was the mvpof the cubs last year
>>67022083
I love Dex, but it was the Riz.
>>67021506
/pol/ and /r9k/ are polar opposites
Just got home, how has the game gone so far?
>>67022117
Riz was thebestplayer on the cubs but whenever fowlergot onit felt like he scored
>>67022155
Hopefully you're not a Reds fan
>>67022083
>>67022117
Jake Arrieta is insulted by your opinions
>>67022174
Nah, looks like Lester has had a good night. Was worried the rain might be an issue and delay what little I can watch tonight.
>>67022154
yeah i'm sorry that is bullshit. /pol/ has it's filthy claws into almost every board now. /r9k/ is no different. minorities and liberals are the new boogieman responsible for keeping fat white sexually repressed nerds down
Javy!
I N S U R A N C E
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wew javy
Nice dinger Baez
Dexter "MVP" Fowler
FUCKIN FOWLER NIGGA
uh so I take it the reds aren't very good
Dexter "HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS" Fowler
HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS
Why can't I hold all these doubles?
>resd
>Hoover
>>67022827
Or are the Cubs just that good
would the Cubs go 162-0 against the Reds
choo choo motherfuckers the run train keeps chugging long
Is this what rape looks like? Should I repot this to the police?
DINGER SINGLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE
>>67022782
>Being impressed by that
Hoover is hot garbage. You'd have to actively try to NOT get a hit off of him to strike out.
>>67022870
Bout to be 13-4 with a +67 run differential
>>67022827
they had a winning record about 28 hours ago
>>67022827
They were doing ok until the Cubs played them.
It is April and all tho so who know. I'll enjoy the ride.
>>67022870
Reds fan here, the Reds are just that bad.
They traded away all their starting pitchers worth a fuck, Bailey is still injured, they traded away Frazier, and for some fucking reason they've kept Bruce.
can't wait to burn a wicker bryan price in effigy desu
It's bizarre to me that the reds have a winning record against teams other than the cubs. They are getting repeatedly destroyed by the cubs
LIKE IT'S 1999
24 runs on 27 hits in 18 innings
>>67023041
I WAS DREAMING WHEN I WROTE THIS
>>67023103
SO FORGIVE ME IF I GO TO FAST
I always have this nagging feeling Russell doesn't have a shortstop arm
>>67023103
So sue me if I go to fast.
But life is just a party, and party ain't meant to last.
Only have bears images, but this will probably work so
[W]
CUBS WIN [ W ]
Good game Redsbros
>Reds
>8-9
>-39 run differential on the season
>outscored 46-7 by the Cubs
>
>>67024632
>done thru 5 games
>Still have 1 more game this series
>>67024671
Two more games, they play tomorrow and Sunday
