4/20 Blaze it edition
Weed is for chumps
Start this bitch already...
Btw the Cavs are just bad. Just a bad team. They should beat the Pistons by 30.
Over/Under on The Lebrons trading Kyrie for CP3 after the season?
Lillard gets 40+ tonight
Blazers in a blowout
cap it
Guys
Will Based D-Lill continue the >Cloppers meme on Weed day? PS: He will, because Blaze it
>>66982185
Cavs are still good enough to win the east and then get swept by whoever wins the west
>>66982212
Did you turn your PS4 off yet or nah.
>>66982265
huh?
>ps4
kek
>>66982281
>he's one of those autists who build his PC
Us normies with gfs have PS4s bro.
>FOUL ON THE OPENING TIP
WATTTT
>>66982185
NBA will block it for basketball reasons
>JJ Red dick
lads I bet $420 on the blazers because it's 4/20
>>66982363
Post slip
>>66982355
How often do you think Deandre has BLACKED her?
>>66982355
Is that the one he forced to have an abortion?
>>66982376
lol is BLACKED officially part of 4chan lexicon now? fucking blackedposters
>>66982376
He takes the other one
>>66982380
No, and please don't slander Mr. Redick
>>66982372
with a close friend. I pay $200 if the clippers win
Decided to play Dark Souls 3 instead of watching the game because the Clippers are going to win by double digits again
Why is the first round of playoffa so shit?
So the game plan is just to let Aminu chuck up bricks?
WHO /VERTICALPODCASTWITHJJREDICK/ HERE?
GOAT guest? I vote Adam Morrison or the english lad on last episode
>>66982459
don't you mean "only round of the playoffs", ripcuck?
>>66982468
I liked the Kyle Lowry and Spencer Hawes one
why aren't the blazers blazing yet? when will they begin to blaze?
DUNK THAT SHIT DJ
>>66982506
they're too high. blazed too hard.
>>66982459
fuck you, support your team when it counts
how fucking lucky is Jordan that he didn't end up in Dallas? He would be such trash without CP3.
which mode is better in NBA 2k? mycareer or mygm? no way i'm playing mypark with a bunch of tryhard, ballhogging faggots
>>66982542
play now and myteam
Redick is elite
>>66982542
MyCareer, the story is a masterpiece, Spike Lee is truly the best director of our time.
>freakin and vibin xD
What's wrong, Blazecuck? Have to wake up early tomorrow for the morning grind?
That's nice. I'll be sleeping in, and I'll be in a good mood too coming fresh off of an easy Clippers win.
MOTHERFUCKING CAVEMAN TIME
>>66982584
cool thanks bro = )
>>66982485
Im not a fan of the clippers or portland but nice projection there clipcuck
>you aint got no rings
>momma got no rings
>>66982355
>>66982409
>tfw you have to frequently ask your "wife" all the questions that she would know because you are afraid it's not her
>tfw you have to do a sweep in your bedroom for hidden cameras and microphones before you head to bed with your "wife"
>>66982542
My GM easily.
My Career was affirmative action and corny Spike Lee writing, the video game.
>THAT NO-CALL FLOP
hahahaha
>>66982665
REEEE THAT ALL CHANGES THIS YEAR REEEEE
A bit slow in here.
McHale is such a calm and happy fellow for someone who has had a really fucked up life.
>Have to put someone else on CP3 cause Lillard can't guard him
>>66982775
I'd bet watching the Rockets implode without him is somewhat satisfying.
>that shot after the buzzer
shame it doesn't count desu
>>66982700
>still can't get past his points
>still can't win a ship
>lelbron
>>66982813
>The guy with the retarded name has to guard CJ because redDICK can't guard him
>>66982813
>Have to put only Lakers championship banners in building because Clippers don't have them
>>66982774
Well it's 11:15 on the east coast.
They should start the early games at 6PM ET and then the late game at 9PM ET.
>a random guy from the stands is a better FT shooter than Deandre Jordan
wew lad
>>66982837
Yo but they got selfies though
>>66982837
Crawford is one ashy nigga
>>66982893
Nice picture of coach's son there. I've never seen it.
I don't think CJ has passed the ball so far this quarter
>>66982816
They started imploding with him though. They started the season on a 3 game 20 point losing streak, 2 of which were to lottery teams iirc.
Still he's one of the more likable guys in the league, hope he finds success in whatever he pursues next but it would be really swell to have him commentating long term again.
Plumlee could you just, you know, try not sucking?
>>66982931
He's never been a top passer though. He can score in so many fucking ways (I would argue he has even more moves than Dame) but everything else in his game is really shallow outside of dribbling (not necessarily running an offense opposed to running his own offense).
I guess think Jamal? I know Jamal was ran at PG at one point in his career and it failed so I see CJ in the same kind of way.
Do the hornets have a better chance of beating Miami than the blazers do vs the clippers (in a single game)?
My friend wants to be a rapper but sucks horribly. Im talking worse than viper. He sent me a song and it's kinda bad but he wants opinion.
What's the best way to tell him the truth without hurting his feelings?
Lillard playing with a bunch of nobodies
>>66982999
no
Blazers still have Lillard/McCollum who could go off in a game
Cole Aldrich feasting
>>66982974
I know there's like a less than 1% chance of it happening but I like to imagine Blazers somehow signing Whiteside this offseason.
Fuck the clips
>>66983013
who?
>Redick trying to do anything that isn't shoot 3's
Plumlee is just feasting
>>66983075
Le J. Reddit xD
>>66983045
They need a good rim protector. Whiteside is just so bad.
>>66983005
Just tell him he sucks. Nothing worse than gassing him up
>>66983005
just say it sucks you pussy
>>66983005
"it's just not my type of music"
Aminu pls
>>66983019
Lillard is historically underwhelming vs the clippers though
Don't think he's ever had one of those monster 25+ point games
>Lillard
is DJ the best center in the league
There are "people" in this RIGHT NOW that didn't smoke a fat bowl and order a small pizza with wedges and watch the game in complete comfiness. Smfhfamtbh
>>66983174
DJ is a character in full house m8
>>66983174
Fuck no. He can only score off lob passes. Holy shit if he had gone to the Mavericks and had to get passes from Deron Williams and JJ Barea he'd be absolute shit. He just fits the Clippers system perfectly.
>>66983179
>GUYS GUYS IM HIGH RIGHT NOW ON 420 I ALREADY POSTED IT ON KIKEBOOK LOOK EVERYONE LOOK HOW COOL I AM
>3 fouls
>>66983192
huh?
>>66983179
>That feel when wanna try smoking but most people I know who smoke are scumbags and/or retarded and don't want to get involved with them
I gotta try it before Coachella next year tho
>>66983213
Stop trying to beat your child Chris. It's not cool.
>>66983179
>smoke a fat bowl
>i live by a ditch spot by the local highschool
>degenerate kids wake me from my neet slumber
>had to get up 3 times just to do it
i hope all you degenerate smokers choke on ash. faggots.
Quick, you have ten seconds to name something more boring and predictable than the first round of the NBA Playoffs
Will we ever get to see the patented clippers post season choke this game? Even if they still win, will there be games that end up being 1-2 possessions despite the clippers having a double digit lead earlier in the game?
>>66983247
your mother in bed.
>>66983247
your sex life
>>66983247
That this comment will be posted every year
>>66983247
the democratic primaries
>>66983208
Have sex please
>>66983247
>>66983262
HAHAHA BTFO SWEPT IN 6 BY THE MEME TEAM OF DREAMS CURRY FOR THREE
BANG
ITS GOOD
AT THE BUZZER
ANOTHER MEME FOR CURRY
>There are literal retards in this thread and on this board that smoke marijuana EVER
>Thinking you can be both somewhat intelligent and still smoke a (in most states) illegal and degenerate substance
>Thinking you're cool for doing so
Anyone who smokes weed is automatically a huge faggot.
>>66983218
Blake is grabbing rebounds like he hanamichi sakuragi
>>66982126
Oh look another blowout. NBA is really competitive right?
Is Cole Aldrich an /sp/ approved player?
I really want people to accept Cole as the great player he is
>>66983328
It's an 8 point game dude
Clippers have choked away bigger leads
>>66983314
i still don't get it.
DeAndre Jordan needs to get some shorts that fit him right for fucks sake.
>>66983328
This 1st round stinks. 2nd round should be good
>>66983344
Yea but the refball will begin during the 3rd and 4th quarter in favor of the clippers. Shit is over.
>Hack-a-DJ
>>66983336
i like him desu
Who /drinkingbeeron420/ here?
>>66983265
>My sex life
>Boring
My sex life may be fucked up but it's more interesting and unpredictable than anyone else in this thread I guareentee it.
Currently chatting with
>QT who wants a Daddy Dom Little Girl relationship
>50 year old Domme woman
>Trap who is a fuck buddy
>Cute polish girl
>Sexually closest Christian girl who sent me nudes
No one can beat me
>>66983370
kek it worked though
>>66983392
Yeah ok
>>66983392
that's nothing
I'm currently chatting with
>ur mum
>4 point game
>Blowout
>>66983328
What did I tell you
Fuck off, this is why I hate talking to my friends about the Blazers, they think 5 point leads are blowouts.
>>66983392
Your anime chat-room "girls" don't count towards your actual sex life, frog poster
>>66983392
>bragging in extensive detail on 4chan about your sex life
>expecting anyone to believe you
>mfw
>>66983392
>Trap who is a fuck buddy
>>66983392
>chatting with
>sex life
>>66983453
>gore thread
>>66983453
Lol have some faith man. Portland has played em pretty good. We're all rooting for you
>>66983453
>castrating yourself
you don't need to go that far senpai, we'll accept you burning your pubes off
>>66983453
Blowout=5 points from behind
Just watch the damn game.
>>66983453
shit nigga this ain't Spurs/Grizzlies. Blazers might not be contenders but they're not terrible
>>66983390
>tfw no one dranking beer
>every1 high
>cant get high
Fug
>>66983392
>trap who is a fuck buddy
In n Out isnt good, Clippers fans.
And Kobe isnt good either, why is everything in California overrated?
>>66983509
Yeah, and considering people predicted us to do fucking horrible this year, I consider the 5th seed in the West a fucking slap in the face to all of those who doubted us.
>>66983514
My dad won't let me drink
>>66983549
>why is everything in California overrated?
sorry didn't know 16 ships is overrated.
>>66983549
This, who /burgerville/ here
>>66983575
ahhh shit nigga burgerville is the tits
and they got the ghostbusters theme on the jukebox
Are the Clippers the modern day Barves?
>>66983587
looking forward to it
>>66983587
prove it faggot, post pic of your pubes.
>>66983587
capped
>>66983587
Who /cheering for the Blazers/ now?
>>66983604
Burgerville used to be good, but now they are all yuppy environmental nonsense and charge too much money for less food.
I used to love them.
Their shakes are still legit though.
Based chuck. Af1 will never go out of style
>>66983621
That's a big alien
>>66983634
who /voting for Trump now that Bernie got BTFO in NY/ here?
>>66983604
Which one do you go to, I'm in West Linn senpai
>ATL fags literally getting off to big black bears during halftime
>>66983635
Cherry Chocolate's where it's at
>>66983672
damn son that's the one I used to go to in high school. Now I hit it up downtown since it's closer to where I live.
>>66983710
Please be fuckig real
>>66983660
4(You)
>>66983710
cant wait for blazers to win
>>66983573
Big whoop they won like 12 of them when there were only like 10 teams in the NBA, Kobe spent the last 5 years of his career being a shitty scrub lmao Big Dirk swept him in the playoffs in 2011 ans he never recovered.
>>66983710
this thread just got interesting
>>66983710
looks like you're really excited to light your pubes on fire. why not just forget this basketball game and light em right up?
>>66983710
WEW KOBE
>>66983710
THE FUCKING MAD MAN
>>66983710
that looked like carl from jimmy neutron in the thumbnail desu
>>66983710
finally we're doing some real blazing on 4/20
PORTLAND PLEASE KEEP IT UNDER 10
I thought this thread was cancerous from the beginning but I didn't think it could get worse.
Fuck off
>>66983710
>>66983710
>(You)
>>66983755
my sides
>>66983661
Implying i wasnt always voting for the king
As a mavs fan I hope Deandre Jordan passes away real fuckin soon
>>66983766
>Guy willing to burn his pubes off with rumors tamp
>Cancerous
Please go to Reddit.com where things will be better for you
>>66983786
Chandler get some rest
>>66983661
>>66983785
lel did you guys see that Trump had a rally today in Berlin, on Hitlers birthday?
Coincidence or planned?
>>66983794
What does burning your pubes have to do with sports though, m8?
>>66983785
I didn't imply anything about you
ffs score you cunts
>>66983710
>>66983807
>>66983824
>>66983796
>rest
why, he's been on the bench all season. HARHAR
>>66983766
It's just that Redditor who moved to Portland one year ago and deciding to pretend to like the Blazers that's making this thread shit
>>66983710
>playing smallball
>>66983815
Fuck you, you think I give a shit about you? I'll do whatever the fuck I want.
HOW COULD YOU BE MOE HARKLESS
who here
/portlander/ ?
Blake is one ugly son of a bitch
Does anyone else keep thinking Blake Griffin is Cole Aldrich? Why does this keep happening to me?
LILLARD
I
L
L
A
R
DAME
>>66983842
Seek help. Not joking.
>>66983710
YOU HAV THE BELLY FAT OF A TRANNY
>>66983842
Somebody forget to take their meds this morning? Relax and enjoy the game, m8. Still a long way to go.
>guy says he'll burn his pubes off if clippers don't win by more than 10
>blazers all of a sudden can't miss from 3
wew lad
>>66983858
I'm in Gladstone nigga
>>66983858
/cascadia/ bro
Lads, I got a QT tiny computer case tonight but am afraid my massive ass Video Card won't fit.
Pls god.
Hows the game, laddies?
>>66983901
>Emperor Trump
Looks like Mel Gibson
>>66983901
been pretty good lad. portland is heating up and prolly going to win
Why are basketball players so weak? Ben Wallace, one of the biggest "tough guys" in the NBA used to rep 185 lbs on bench, lmao its like bro I rep 245 on bench like its nothing, theyre all so damn weak, I would bully Lebron on the court
>>66983893
Let's both hate the Sounders senpai
>>66983925
What?
who /reddit/ here
>>66983909
lel it does
who /minecraft/ here? look at this sick building i made
>>66983925
muscle fucks your shot up and slows you down.
>>66983946
>>66983954
upvoted
>>66983954
Isnt minecraft for autistic kids? The fuck is the point of building imaginary buildings?
>>66983967
Maybe if youre a 300+ lb bodybuilder
>>66983982
Isnt /sp/ for autistic kids? The fuck is the point of posting about sports on an anime website?
lillard man wtf
>>66983909
The blonde hair option was too dark but at least they let me make his skin orange
>>66983997
mind = blown
>>66983630
>>66983634
>>66983734
>>66983743
>>66983747
What the fug
I think he got b& literally no fun allowed
I'm still cheering for you pubesbro
>>66983982
I'm not that guy, but there is a ton of cool shit you can do in minecraft that don't involve building, either using mods or going on a specific server. I used play "UHC" games where you cant regenerate health and only the last man who survives wins and it was the most intense gaming I've ever played.
>>66983997
>>66983995
nah theres no point being all jacked up. thats why lebron decided to slim down so he could play longer. just look at a player during the beginning of the season and at the end. they run too much and lose all the muscle
>>66983954
U got a touch of the 'tism m8
>>66983997
Only Canadians and Australians posting on an American website l, staying up all night to watch and post about American sports, are autistic
Where the fuck is Clips4Lyfe that fat fuck?
>>66983710
no fucking fun allowed on this board
>>66984026
Dunno man. I talked shit to him last night.
>>66984008
He wouldnt have been banned if he didnt show his tiny balls
>>66984008
>what is global rule 3
>>66984008
>>66984034
>>66984045
Do they do it for free?
>>66984018
Nate Robinson benched 450 lbs and squatted 600+ lbs, he would fuck up Lebron and anyone else in the NBA
holy shit chris kaman is still in the league lol
>>66984029
Then why the fuck are half the posts ITT off-topic?
>Hey, the Clippers are up by 7, let's talk about Minecraft and autism!
>>66984014
>tfw an australian played with the GOAT
canada BTFO once again
>>66984050
and where is he now? in china getting paid peanuts kek
>>66984056
me ADD
Ever since drafting deandre jordan in my fantasy league two years ago ive been in love with the man
>le meme double double man
>le epic piss off dallas mavericks fans man
>>66984023
>american sports
>james naismith
>toronto raptors
>2015 ROTY
>>66982126
Great job keeping us safe
>>66984066
i feel that way about marcin gortat. make sure i always draft him now for sentimental reasons
>>66984063
In China, as a millionaire, fucking sweet asian pussy
Meanwhile Lecrab is here, getting BTFO every year by the spurs and warriors
>>66984082
autism/10
>Damian Lillard in charge of not getting blocked
>>66984082
Give me your server name so i can go TNT your house while youre offline
Fuck the whole Plumlee family. Fucking O'Doyle looking mother fuckers.
>>66984073
Buzz off bro, do you see me staying up all night to watch CFL games? Do you see me staying up all night to watch canadian hockey leagues? No, get a life bro
>>66984091
but you live in canada
>>66984086
>he prefers tiny flat asian women to thicc white/black/latin groupies
Wow mods are deleting minecraft posts now getting serious eh?
Leafposters don't you have the Raptors to shit on
>>66984126
they dont play till tomorow
Are Canada remotely relevant in any sports other than Ice Fight?
Daily reminder Clips4Lyfe finally died from his obesity.
https://twitter.com/ChynaJoanLaurer/status/723002666834497536
>>66984107
No, but we see you getting your jimmies rustled over someone telling it like it is.
>>66984117
You realize theres a pic of Drake where hes in basketball shorts, sitting down, and you can see the perfect outline of his dick and its fuckin tiny, right?
"big dick bandit" my ass lmao
>>66984134
basketball, tennis, mma
What an ugly 3rd quarter
>>66984124
Theyre keeping us safe
>>66984134
They'll die out in basketball once DeRozan leaves kek
Uh... guys, this game is g-great. I r-really like how the C-Clippers are getting inside the p-paint and the play from M-Mcollum
Is t-this post acceptable j-janitors?
>>66984160
>derozan
>good
kek that cancer cant leave fast enough
>>66984152
>mma
I can't imagine a Canadian being able to fight
how can you not love cole aldrich's meme hook shot?
