JUST edition.
STREAM PLS
Who's the semen demon?
>>66951997
lady who fucked farrell
Does TB have any fans or is this the ultimate comfy Sox thread?
Why does Tb even have a team? The Marlins actually have a history and two championships to boot, the Trop couldnt even sell out for a playoff game
>no vasquez
>chris young is still playing
How is Farrell still the fucking skipper? Is this punishment from Henry to the Red Sox fans?
>Chris Young
>>66952017
But what is her name?
>>66952061
i don't know greece
i just dont
>>66952064
Her name is Robert Paulsen
>>66952058
Farrel wants to be fired. He refuses to resign so he wants to crash this team.
>>66952058
>>66952061
Chris Young is supposedly good against Leftys and Smiley is a lefty.
For no Vas, Kelly I guess is super bros with Hanigan and feels comfortable working with him
>>66952084
Her name was Robert Paulsen?
>7 pitch, leadoff walk
Get comfy boys, its a Joe Kelly game
>this ump
I'm SO not in the fucking mood for Jim Joyce today.
>walking the lead off man
does tampa bay even have fans or will this be a comfy red sox thread?
>mfw Rhode Islander
>Literally one Bernie Cuck Sanders Commercial per half inning and three during the pre-game show.
For fucks sake this cuck is on Country and Classic Rock stations trying to get votes. Fuck off. Let me listen to music and watch baseball without your shitty politics to get in the way.
I FUCKING BET THAT HE COULDNT EVEN THROW A FIRST PITCH
where's lexplorer?
>2 walks
Oh god Kelly its the fucking Rays I just want to be above .500 for one series
>two walks
>20 pitches in inning one
>Guy in scoring position
Why
Just
Fucking
Why
>>66952177
>tfw no lex
>>66952238
I know that feeling. Had that same shit when Mass had their primary. It was entire commercial breaks of Sandurrs showing that he is literally has no platform outside repeating himself.
So how many innings until Kelly gets yanked this time? I'm expecting him out by the 3rd.
>Joe "Joe Kelly" Kelly already imploding against the Rays
it's 2:30 am here, is it even worth it?
JUST
I fucking can't guys. This season can't be real.
Fucking wake me up.
Time for an "Injury" to explain why he's shit.
>>66952334
Looks like the fucking first fucking inning tbqh with you Joe
>>66952427
Well do they throw in tomorrow's starter or what? Long relief relievers don't exist anymore!
Jesus Joe
At least we're not against a good team
>>66952450
i think they're just gonna make koji throw six innings today
NESN is fucking shilling, "Oh well he was grimacing. He's obviously injured".
>>66952477
>Yancucks laughing while literally being below the Red Sox in games won
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK THIS FUVKING SHIT PITCHING STAFF IM SI TIRED IF THIS SHITTTTTTT
>Careful kid, they'll break your heart
>>66952511
>Still in April
>Muh standings
>>66952450
Answering honestly Stephen Wright is supposed to be our long relief but since E-rods injured he's part of the rotation.
Soooooooooooooooo get ready for a bullpen day featuring all the overweight mexicans that blew our games last year
hey guys sorry I just got back from work and I'm turning the game on now what happened to the 2015 Cy Young winner why did they pull him? desu they should have kept meme guy and traded joe
>>66952604
meme guy was good tbqh you Joe
>2015
>literally no ace, not even a solid number 2 starter
>2016
>get an ace
>"OK THATS ALL WE NEED FOR STARTING PITCHING"
dombrowski pls
>>66952677
I thought you guys had 5 aces last year
>>66952064
That's Jenny Dell, Will Middlebrooks' wife and former Red Sox sideline reporter. Not the chick who fucked Farrell
>>66952677
I wish we got Shelby Miller, but I think the larger problem is the Sox dont fucking develop pitchers anymore, we havent had anyone since fucking Clay
>>66952636
I agree with this post
>>66952677
Literally no one wants to come to Bombston. They know this team is gonna be irrelevant for at least 5 more years.
>>66952728
FYI we had masterson bard Webster Owens just to name a few home grown aces
Joe probably faked an injury to get away from fucking Jim Joyce
Just trade your outfielders to some decent teams already so they'll at least have a chance at winning an eries, Red Cucks.
>>66952677
this
>>66952728
kazmir is making 13 million a year
>>66952776
Owens is still in Pawtucket trying to find a strikezone
I didnt mind Bard but I dont remember much from him, dont remember Webster either.
Fuck masterson
>>66952776
>aces
>Brock holt is STILL for three games in a row benched in favor of lefty killer Chris (not young but old) Young
REEEEEE JOHN PICK UP THE DIGOUT IPAD WTF
>take a nap after classes
>expect to be up by the time game starts
>wake up
>oh its probably just the first inning
>KELLY'S ALREADY OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME HAVING THROWN TWO OUTS
>ITS BECAUSE HE """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""HURT"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" HIS VAGINA
I DONT EVEN WANT TO FUCKING BELIEVE THIS IS REAL
AS IF OUR FUCKING BULLPEN HASNT ALREADY BEEN BUTTFUCKED AS IS
KELLY GO FUCKING DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66952867
Bard was someone supposed to be a Starter, then a Closer, then a Starter, then a closer, and they kept shuffling him around until he had a psychiatric episode and just couldn't pitch anymore.
>>66952338
what is a greek doing watching baseball
You're doing that on purpose just to be different
>>66952969
How the fuck does that help us, Sox management has been fucked since Theo left
>>66952943
>>66952943
me atm
so does francona want to come back? Surely he's tired of getting btfo in Cleveland
>>66952867
Webster was a fucking MENTAL CASE
And I don't mean that in that he was crazy.
I mean in that the dude literally shat himself whenever he would take the mound. Never seen someone as fucking panicky as him when they take the mound, and I've seen Buttholez start a lot of games.
>>66953055
I cant imagine what that must be, please paint me a picture of a collapse that can rival a Buckholz collapse
I should be upset but the possibility we'll never see joe kelly start another game has me excited
>>66952867
>doesn't remember Bard or a guy who was traded only two years ago
Pink hat please
>>66953114
It's not that he would collapse.
It's that the dude would LITERALLY physically shake when he was given the ball.
Like he literally looked like a beaten dog, the dude would pee his fucking pants the moment he got the ball.
Never had confidence in him as a reliever because of that. Him and Rubby De La Rosa, they just looked too fragile up there.
>>66953135
Sorry hermano I dipped out of baseball between 2007 and 2014
>>66953012
Theo ruined Bard. The team's been in the shitter since Chicken and Beer.
Like they refuse to admit there is a major problem so just keep throwing money at old and shitty players to try and fix the fact the team needs a complete rebuild.
>>66953038
John Henry had the newspaper he owns to a massive smear campaign against Francona when they fired him.
I'm surprised Terry hasn't flat out refused to talk to the Boston media after that sham
How does the rest of the country view the Sox chances this year? I've been a fan for 3+ decades at this point, and can NOT for the life of me understand the hype over them in pre-season the past couple years. Last year was ridiculous, they had 5 #4-#5 starters...this year they have a #1 starter, and 4 #5 starters. Great, we got Kimbrel. He'll love the 19 save chances he gets.
Why does ANYONE think this team is going places?
>>66953164
>doyers homegrown talent in charge of actually having talent
>>66953185
Well how would you rebuild this team without acting like the Phillies and Braves and being total fucking dogshit for 8 years for dem draft picks
>>66953191
No one besides the shitty sports media like ESPN
>>66953191
It's because of MUH BIG NAME SIGNINGS!
Last year the talking heads on E!SPN said the Sox were gonna win the East because of Pablo Sandaval and putting Hanly in Left.
This year they got David Price and he only plays for 90 win teams!
>>66953185
>Boston Globe and NESN combining to be the biggest fucking faggots
I literally hate the Boston Media Smear campaign whenever a player or coach leaves this town.
Shit happens with the fucking Bruins too. Infuriates the shit out of me.
>le Hamilton was really a lockerroom cancer face
is hembree an ace
>>66953241
Because they refuse to do it because of MUH PROFITS and MUH RATINGS on NESN.
>>66952978
i'm american, i'm just visiting family members living in greece
it's almost 3 am though and i don't know how long i can last
>Bucholtz and Wright have had better starts at home than any of the other starters
The fuck is going on? I thought we'd be mediocre this year? Not just fucking downright Blue Jays Shit
>>66953191
The rotation is really bad behind price. I don't get the hype either
>>66953279
Oh don't worry the show when Farrell's fired is gonna be the same thing. Why do you think that story about him fucking a reporter came out?
The Smear Campaign is coming.
Can't blame the front office (and ownership meddling) for just retarded signing after retarded signing. Just throw the manager under the bus
>>66953431
I don't blame them with John.
But they aren't going to smear him. Because of the whole cancer crap.
Pinkhats will lose their shit.
>>66953431
You dont think Farrell is actually just a shitty manager? He has a sub .500 manager record
>>66953431
Farrell is actually a shitty manager though. I don't blame him for nights like tonight, where that fuck Kelly buttrapes the team, but he makes a lot of terrible decisions.
>>66953338
Even accounting for the usual ESPN & NESN faggotry, and for the fact that they can't come out and say a team will be dog-shit before the season even begins....even THEN....Price can only start every 5 game...they did NOTHING to improve the rest of the rotation, let's say Price adds 7 wins over last year...that gets them to 85-77. It's just fucking insane.
>>66953475
Oh he's a shit manager. They'll just add more shit to the shitpile. The team played better when he left the team last year with cancer.
>>66953471
Pinkhats are already losing their shit or have already left.
And yea he fucking dodged a bullet with cancer. He woulda been fired if he didn't have cancer.
>>66953510
>Farrell is actually a shitty manager thoug
this tbqh the sox didn't start winning until he had cancer and Torey Lovullo took over
This is my first season without MLB.tv and it feels real, real fuckin' bad guys. This should be illegal or something. It's unpatriotic. Why can't Bernie give everyone free baseball viewing as opposed to a worthless college degree?
>>66953579
>>66953542
So are you guys saying Lovullo is gonna save us?
>>66953516
And the spin would be "IT'S A WINNING RECORD! PRICE MAGIC! NEXT YEAR THEY WIN THE WORLD SERIES AFTER SIGNING [Insert Big Name Free Agent Here]"
Meanwhile Rick "20 Million Dollar Man" Porcello continues to have an ERA of 5+.
>>66953670
lol no.
but he would hurt us. (I hope)
john makes decisions that hurt us
>>66953670
Hell no. He might get this team to 500 at the end of the year and that's an improvement! No more losing seasons! Still dead last in the East though.
>>66953698
wouldn't
>>66953698
>>66953709
Then who do we hire? Who do we kill? Who do we start?
>>66953734
It doesn't matter. Look at the talent on the team and especially in the rotation.
The ownership
Price
if anyone thinks 2013 didn't just fall into Farrell's lap then they are crazy, he made shit decisions all season including the playoffs. He's very lucky
>>66953734
We don't hire anyone.
We fix the fucking team. Hiring managers and shit at this point are useless, unless you go and somehow get someone like fucking Maddon.
Which we already blew that opportunity.
So the focus is on fixing the team, which is about 75% starting pitching issues, 15% bullpen depth, 10% everything else.
But that's a big 75%.
>>66953734
If you get us half-way competent starting pitching, I would literally believe we'd win the division. Our offense and defense are top tier.
Our pitching is literally bottom of the barrel tier.
Glad to see Remy back from being sick! Cant wait untill Don is better and the ol' team is back in action!
>>66953839
>>66953790
How do we fix a starting rotation since it'd take too long to develop.a hundred years ago the Red Sox were a fucking dynasty. How do we go back?
>>66953843
uhh you're forgetting someone...but don't worry, he didn't forget THESE
>>66953891
when will the guerin austin meme end?
>>66953843
Don's not coming back man.
I heard him in the preseason on MLB network when kinda just having the TV on for noise and thought it was Sox Spring Training with all the Minor Leaguers in.
But then he said the teams and it was the Padres broadcast.
Who #MissDon here?
I want Eck back. He would be shilling this hard like REMY is
>>66953878
Follow the Astros blueprint.
Tank like there is no tomorrow get draft picks and wait.
Go back to 1990s Red Sox tier.
>>66953878
Trades and hoping that E-Tip fixed his issues.
FUCK YEAH GARY
OMG
GARY
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>>66953878
well first you'd need to ban black players, and also rig the world series for gambling purposes
BASED JBJ
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>>66953962
The only fun part about the 90s red sox were getting fucking tanked and heckiling the faggots from New York
DO we absolutely have to go back there
OMG
is anyone watching this???
why did young not score
^_____________________^
>>66954034
Because reasons.
>butterfield NOT sending the runner
KEK even he thinks Young is shit
>>66954034
Cause his mulatto ass would have been thrown the fuck out
Grand slami dubs
Young is slow as hell.
>>66954034
Because there are 0 (zero) outs, with the bases load with the top of the lineup. making the first out at home is a shitty risk to take. This is butterfield after all, if he decides not to send a runner than everyone would of held the runner.
trade mookie when
>tfw no d raper to call a grand slam
>>66954031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw_YlPTsFqY
>>66954110
I
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>>66954104
Hi draper
there are no more hi drapers the messiah returned during the night
>>66953928
Dont say that Don IS coming back.
>he just is sick
Why all you fags suddenly having a fucking cry about how this team is fucked and we'll never go anywhere? it's game 13 and the team is at .500, there's still a long way to go. I thought I was a pessimist but seeing all the mopey bullshit in here is making me sick.
>>66954191
go away already its almost May
>>66954143
h-hey p-pal
>>66954191
first year as a sox fan?
get used to what just happened
>GIDP
PEDROIA YOU FUCKING MANLET
GOD DAMN IT
>RISP SOX
>Bases loaded nobody out
ZERO FUCKING RUNS
Not sendin young
>dont want to make first out with top of order
If a black guy cant score from second on a single what good is he?
>>66954266
excuse me but young is a lefty killer
>Waiting for rage pepe guy
>>66954293
I'm right here.
Not even worth getting mad over.
Stupid, but it happens.
>>66954293
same. i bet he's typing up a big one.
>bases loaded, no outs
>no runs
it's one of those days ain't it
>>66954191
Bro the Sox have been a disaster since 2011 with the exception of the insanity of 2013
>>66954338
bullshit
>>66953516
Their bullpen is also injury prone
>>66954338
Tell me about your life pepe man, whats your happiest sox memory?
When were you at your angriest
Its you and the "I miss Mo Vaughn" guys that I like the most here
>>66954110
Dat tackle. I Miss that era of baseball.
>>66954365
I know they've sucked shit, I've been watching. But it's not like anyone in the division is good this year
>>66954346
It's amazing that a reliever is currently doing better pitch count wise than any other starter thus far. Put this guy in the rotation. Holy shit
when is nava gonna get a start?
>Schilling in the media again for conservative talk
Shit Schilling I love you and you were one of my favs but you gotta cut that shit if you wanna make it in the liberal fucking media
Also Heath is doing better than Joe Kelly would have done
>>66954465
who ready for Owens to walk 4 in 3 innings
>>66954494
Heath is an ace
>>66954494
Maybe we could have an unbiased media and let people not be afraid of their beliefs.
Oh wait that's the exact oppsosite of how the average pink hat Bostonian democrat thinks.
>>66954465
let's be fair, he's facing the rays, you have to adjust for that and assume he'd have given up 3 runs by now against a real baseball team
>>66954494
Shilling gotta Shill for his Republican friends instead of being smart and getting paid, do this enough and he'll be on fucking WEEI's payroll with the Morning Drunks.
>>66954494
he's not wrong about trannies though
Man forgot all about the celts... Man they are sucking
>>66954627
How are the Celts doing?
GUYS REMEMBER WHEN MATT MOORE WAS GOOD
>>66954610
>Hating on Dennis and Callahan and Minihan
I'm guessing you're a Dale and Holly cuck, or a Felger and Mazz Fag.
>>66954675
Getting btfo hard by Atlanta
>>66954610
t. Comcast and/or NESN shill
>>66954675
I remember people were sucking his dick like crazy going into the playoffs in 2013, then he got BTFO in game 1 and it was glorious
DUDE FREE FURNATURE IF A LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE ALCS HAPPENS LMAO
>>66954610
Or maybe he isn't a brain dead human being like a majority of New Englander like you.
>make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter >make Hembree a starter
I've been cooking what's the story with Kelly this time?
>>66954494
Schilling isn't just "conservative" he's an extreme far right nutcase. He literally buys into the "muh president is a muslim" birther shit.
His commentary on pitching for ESPN is good, though. Sad a lot of people can't get over themselves for 5 seconds to listen to him.
>>66954784
IT HAPPENED IN '03 AND '04, IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN!!! :^)
>>66954875
His butt hurt, so he left in the 1st
>celtics only scored 7 points in the first quarter
jesus christ when does football start
>>66954875
Kellys got shoulder tightness so now we get to exhaust our bullpen even more.
Hembree clutched it the fuck out tho to stop this from being a disaster
what did you cook?
>>66954784
>IT HAPPENED IN OH THREE
>IT HAPPENED IN OH FOAH
>IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN
>>66954928
>somehow still in the game because Atlanta blows dick in the post season
What a terrible series
>>66954931
meth
>>66954875
>Not believing that a President who literally idolizes Malcolm X and is friends with Muslim leaders around the world may be a closeted Muslim.
Are the Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Cucks raiding? Schilling is fucking GOAT, and will forever be loved in Boston. Sorry to trigger you.
>ball hit very clearly in Left Field
>JBJ HAS TO CATCH IT
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>Bernie commercial on NESN
STOP
>>66955018
I love you bro
>>66954875
>Schilling isn't just "conservative" he's an extreme far right nutcase. He literally buys into the "muh president is a muslim" birther shit.
ya but that's what makes him cool tho
>His commentary on pitching for ESPN is good, though. Sad a lot of people can't get over themselves for 5 seconds to listen to him.
God this. So much fucking this.
People are complete fucking idiots and would rather listen to Mendozza or Kruk spew shit out of their ass than actually learn something from Schill.
>>66955018
>JBJ fucking does so effortlessly and even dodges the scoreboard to a chorus of applause
I love him, i hope we never give him up
>>66954875
Obama kinda fucked himself with the truther/birther community with the "My Muslim faith" misspeak.
>>66955018
literally what does chris young do
>tfw Bolts doing better than the stingrays as per usual
>tfw Boston fans are actually better than detoilet fans
Jesus christ on a flaming cross I never thought I would say this but You socks aren't all that bad.
Fuck Wongs fans
>>66955097
Fucking annihilates leftys
>CHRIS "THE LEFTY KILLER" YOUNG
>>66955097
he kills lefties
>>66955097
LEFTY KILLER
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>>66955112
>detoilet
>"""""""fans"""""""
gross
Has there been an explanation as to why Chris Young has started like 4 games in a row? Is Holt injured? There's no way Farrell is that dumb.
>>66955112
we're mostly just bitching at each other because we seem to be the only ones posting
>>66955164
Farrell literally said he needs the at-bats
I am fully, unironically, completely and honestly telling you the truth
>Young is good against lefties
>literally struck out two times
I'm starting to feel ill as I watch him bat. He seems like a nice guy and all, but let him learn to bat in Pawtucket. Please. Just fucking please.
>>66955164
hi draper
farrell says he needs to get bats, which apparently excuses leaving him in against righty power relievers in a close game
>>66955164
HE KILLS LEFTIES DRAPER IT IS A FACT
>>66955194
Why does an over the hill bench player need ABs?
I refuse to believe Farrell is that dumb, there has to be some other reason.
>>66955115
Youngs last 3 yr espn split stats vs leftys
>.245
Where did this meme originate are you tom henry? Is this one of your internet rooms?
>>66955247
It's this:
1. Farrell IS indeed that dumb.
2. Dombrowski made this signing over the offseason, Farrell's trying to push him into the lineup to do good to make Dave look good (to secure his job etc).
>>66955259
it originated from the team themselves, they said they signed him because he's a "lefty killer"
>>66955164
Hi draper where were you when the sox had the bases loaded
>>66955259
He had a great half a season with the Yankees against lefties and he's suddenly Joe DiMaggio.
He's out.
>Robbie Poop
Thank you based Hanley.
>>66955301
Watching the Celtics
Guys lets all just take a moment to realize Hanley is pretty fucking alright this season so far.
>>66955335
Why. Based Avery is kill. The season is over.
>>66955335
>46 points after 3 quarters
Didn't know you were a Masochist, Draper.
>>66955164
>There's no way Farrell is that dumb.
Yeah no way, I mean he's always on the ball when it's time to pull spent starters.
>>66954931
orechiette and meatballs familia.
>>66955335
>cucktics
why waste your time, warriors are going to literally rape everyone
>>66955362
i just keep hoping his glass shoulder doesn't shatter on a tag play
>>66955362
I'd give him a solid okay.
>>66955380
So are you, watching Chris Young at bats
>>66955364
;_;
was depressing seeing so many casuals/playoff watchers/out of towners claim "oh they'll replace him everyone on the celtics is the same". doesn't work that way were IT4, Crowder, or Bradley are concerned.
>>66955399
ARREST THIS MAN, HE'S ON A LEFTY KILLING SPREE
>Christopher Geary @ChrisGearyOrtho 26m26 minutes ago Miami Beach, FL
>"Impingement" for Kelly basically means rotator cuff tendonitis/strain. I'd bet he gets shut down for a few weeks, then rehab...Back in June
I'd be okay if he never came back though
>talking about dinduball
Can you guys take your ghetto basket shit somewhere else?
>>66955475
Who the fuck do we get to replace him tho?
>>66955399
reminder brock holt hasn't had playing time in three games now
>>66955420
touche
>>66955399
MAMA, SOMEONE SHOULD ARREST THIS MAN
BECAUSE
HE JUST KILLED A MAN
AND I THINK HE WAS A LEFTY!
>>66955523
owens or johnson or literally anyone because joe kelly sucks ass and isn't a starting pitcher
>>66955523
Hembree did a fine job of it tonight :^)
>>66955560
Sir, I already said this once. Owens doesnt know where the fucking strike zone is and is prone to meltdowns
>you now realize this would be a no hitter if not for jbjr's single
>rookie mookie still slumping
reeee
How do we fix Mookie boys?
>>66955634
so no one will know the difference if he replaces joe kelly
What kind of tv shot was that
>degenerate
>>66955671
SIR I NEED YOU TO STOP, OWENS IS JUST A BOY HE ISNT READY
>>66955676
get him to stop using this cuck axe handle bat
>Another Bernie cuck commercial
DUDE THE WEATHER IS OUR NUMBER ONE NAT'L SECURITY THREAT LMAO
>>66955782
stop lets not do that
>being one hit by a guy named smylie
man, when our offense sucks, it sucks
Holt please come back into the lineup disguised in blackface as the Lefty killer
>>66955560
>>66955813
PEDRO
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hey I don't know if you guys have heard or not but apparently there is a serial killer in the Boston area
he seems to have a trademark as well, as he is only killing lefties.
here is a supposed picture of him, if you have any information please alert authorities
>>66955852
i heard he killed brock holt
>>66955852
>Red Sox have struck out 8 times thus far
>>66955852
Leave lefties to me, John.
>>66955813
can we all agree xander is a bust
can they just bring up moncada
>>66955896
nine
The Rays arent even good, jesus Christ sox lets go
PAPI ES SWEARING
"fuck" - David Ortiz, 2016
>>66955990
Well, the Rays always have a tremendous pitching staff. Their pitching development has to be one of the best in the league.
We're just lucky that they have a Single-A tier batting lineup. Otherwise we'd be down by about 20 right now.
And boom, strikes out Ortiz.
>>66955990
that's why the rays have 0 runs.
it's this one fucking smily ass pitcher who's fucking us over
>tfw you're a righty so Chris Young won't kill you
feels good
>>66955986
he hit .320 last year and you want to call up a guy in single A because he's having a slow start. Can you get any more fucking casual?
>>66956097
i think he was memeing tbqh with you Joe
>Koji had one bad game
>everyone freaked the fuck out
>meanwhile it was like the 5th shitty game by Kimbrel
Granted, people freaked out about that too.
>>66956125
this thread has been so bad I have trouble telling. I'm sorry, tbqh guy.
>Remdawg napping
>>66956159
>national league pitcher of any kind
he has to prove himself to deserve any confidence in him 2bh
>>66956238
He's gotta get ready for when this goes into extra innings.
oh god no
it's all building up to this
>0-0 into the 9th
>kimblel comes in
>walks the bases loaded
>gives up a massive dong
>side strikes out in order in the bottom of the 9th
>bullpen has been pitching since the 1st
>game getting close to extras
JUST
Havent seen Taz in a while, happy he isnt up against the Jays
Are we amped up for PROcello tomorrow?
>>66956282
Our bullpen won't even make it to May
>>66956251
nah bro, kimbrel has this
>>66956097
>last year
Can you stop living in the past?
