Greene vs Ventura
Tigers
1. Ian Kinsler (R) 2B
2. Justin Upton (R) LF
3. Miguel Cabrera (R) 1B
4. Victor Martinez (S) DH
5. J.D. Martinez (R) RF
6. Jarrod Saltalamacchia (S) C
7. Mike Aviles (R) 3B
8. Anthony Gose (L) CF
9. Jose Iglesias (R) SS
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
6. Alex Gordon (L) LF
7. Salvador Perez (R) C
8. Omar Infante (R) 2B
9. Jarrod Dyson (L) RF
R O Y A L S
>R O Y L E L S
pls delay the game I need to get liquor k thx
HOL UP
MY NIGGA DYSON BACK?
what a horrible at bat from esky
MOOOUUUUSSSSSE
>stranding runners
this will not work thru a whole season
>Bark at the park day at the K
>people bring their dogs
Would be fun to pet dogs but they are probably shitting and pissing everywhere
LEL morales was out by 10 feet
>shitalamachia
t-thanks blue
ESCOBAR!!!
it should be 0-0
i am salty about salty
>>66953489
Get a real catcher then
>>66953532
he's injured
>>66953489
Remember how you said the Royals would be at the basement of the AL central in 2015? How the tiggers would win? L M A O
>>66953551
>me being nohs
lies and slander
>not ruled an error
>Ventura = cy young
>BEEEELIEVE IT
>shiguel
underperforming all year
good pitching though
>the city of miggy
DOG DAY AT THE K
>memeshifting
wew lad
feels good to be playing detoilet pitching again
>>66954165
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
I almost went to the game today.
Regret not.
just end my season already senpai
Was worried about Royals offense this year but then I remembered we play in the creampuff division
>tigs
>sux
>redskins
>twinks
Top seed in the AL here we come eat shit Detoilet
>>66954210
dedicated Bark in the Park comfy doggy thread due to the 5 run lead
Lotta good lookin puppers at the K today
>>66954543
Any beagles?
>>66954588
Dont think ive spotted one on the broadcast yet but there are st bernards and mastifs
DUBSTONIO ON SUICIDE WATCH (HIGHER RISK THAN USUAL)
>5 run royals lead
>half the shots are now just dogs and big titted women holding up signs
AL Central is all KC all the time.
>>66954866
Puppers everywhere
>>66954922
>Greg Maddox
Muh Hero!
>>66954964
mirin that doge
This has been my favorite one so far
>it's still a game
>>66955113
his head is too small for his body
Pleasant evening fellow Homo Sapiens. Having a cerebral day I hope?
>>66955113
looks like a corgie/sheltie mix
or maybe some pomerianian mixed in
ventura pls
>>66955159
Indeed my fellow Mensa member
imma sick my pomeranian on ventura if he doesnt pitch out of this bullshit
>>66955260
That's a big head. Must be a cerebral individual.
Someone put Ausmus on this
>I absorb the senses and intelligence from my companion to form the most comprehensive form of management the universe has ever seen. My skill set is as intellectual as it getts.
DOUBLE FOR THE DOGES
>>66955369
but with an Israel flag
>ausmus' face when he has to hang around people dumb as comerica park's dirt all day
Must be hard for a cerebral mind.
It's not easy being Greene.
>????
SALVY DINGER FOR THE PUPPERS
EL PEREZIDENTE
well wadda y'know
>we wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious AL Central crown. They stole it from us. Sneaky little royals. Iniquitous, craftsy, erroneous!
this is nice game
>>66955743
why
>tfw the pitching will never be as cerebral as Bradley
>its another rex hudler cant speak episode
>>66955812
DISTRIBUTION
>New york is a very intelligent state
t. Bradald Ausmump
i thought this would at least be a good series with banter. cant banter when your team is straight garbage tho
>>66956038
just join the brad poster then
>Salvy curing cancer
What a based man
>>66956074
that needs to be saved for when he actually makes a decision tbH
>>66956100
>implying the cerebral one isn't making carefully crafted decisions at every single moment
>>66955799
damn brad looks p sad here
if your dog doesn't have a baseball related name then you don't know shit about sports
>>66956208
Sammy counts then right?
>>66956245
only if you've bleached your dog's fur to make it look whiter
>>66956208
I don't have a dog but if I did I would probably give him a seinfeld related name
How are you guys celebrating Bernie Sanders shameful defeat tonight?
>yfw sjws btfo
>>66956352
>sit kramer
>>66956380
Watching the Wings game while shitposting.
DUFFY YOU SHIT
shid
damn salty macchiato
based
pls stop making me watch though
>no beauty shines brighter than that of a cerebral human
>watching baseball instead of critically analyzing every single rule of the game and becoming the most knowledgeable baseball mind there is
shiggy diggy doosmus
>>66956781
who is he morphed with here
>>66956926
Tiffany
>b-b-b-but he's the worst fielder ever
>>66956956
am i supposed to know who tiffany is?
>>66956875
BRADDY
DADDY
DOOOOOSMUS
awwww dat tired pupper
>>66956999
>not knowing who fany was
>>66957034
Last night I Bond Burgered your sister
>>66957034
Last night I Pierce Bunned your sister
>>66957034
>Last night I pierce mcdoubled your sister
>HE DIDN'T POP IT UP
mfw >>66957208
WHY IS SORIA STILL ON THE TEAM
BASED SORIA HELPING OUT HIS OLD TEAM
shiggy gonna strike out tBH
>>66957034
Last night I silently double pounded your sister
>wongs
Come on tigers I need something uplifting
wew
DETOILET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66957317
Called it
HERERRA THE MAD MAN
doobz for vmart grand salami
VMART NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VMART CONFIRMED OUT FOR SEASON
KC YOU DIRTY CUNTS
KNEECAPPED
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR CAREER VICTOR
I will cream so hard if JD hits a salami sandwich
Soria is a fucking bum
oh, he's just a pussy l e l
THE GAME IS OVER
>shitcongo blackcocks
>>66957576
>tfw the wings missed the window of playing the goat blackcocks in the finals because ken holland
>tfw 3 4 5 is the worst part of our lineup and also the most expensive
salty save us
GG detoilet
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
gg igers
not looking forward to espn broadcast
adequate contest, fellow baseball followers. Have yourselves a brilliant night.
File name is appropriate in the current period of time, gentleman.
Have a swell evening. Keep the brain fibers firing.
>detoilet
>>66958155
ESPN is atrocious
