HOUSTON ROCKETS VS. GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS GAMETHREAD
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Curry will not be playing tonight after suffering an ankle injury in Game 1.
https://twitter.com/ESPNNBA/status/722237421103017984
> tfw this Dallas OKC game goes to OT and the Rockets are already blown out by the time ESPN switches over
meme magic at work
Dubs will win by 25 instead of 30?
>Hope there is a fight
THANK YOU BASED BEVERLY general?
Cocky niggr shouldnt have been pitching the basketball in pregame warmups. The gods were not amused
I just want to say that NO ONE likes the Cockshits. Not only were they the most contemptible franchise going into game 1, but no one appreciates these Houston chimps intentionally trying to injure Steph, just because he wrecks your team. I'm not worried, Steph will heal by round 2, and NIGGER Beverley will be picking maggots out of his shitty hair in his Chiraq apartment in May. FUCK THE ROCKETS
say it with me: CAREER ENDING INJURY
>Career ending injury
Meme magic is real
>ywn fuck Allie La Force
JUST
ITS OVER
K L A Y
L
A
Y
Motiejunas is already better than Brewer.
Should have rested instead of going for that record of beating the bulls. Now you get nothing! AHAhahahah
HOUSTONWINSLOL
Any ok streams?
G L A S S
L
A
S
S
>Warriors fans STILL booing Beverly
>>66936213
DUDE WHISTLES AGAINST THE WARRIORS OPPONENTS LMAO
>announcer making it seem like bogut being good at faking a offensive foul is a good thing
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
Lol the Warriors have exposed Harden so fuckin hard
Livingston always looks so goofy playing.
>Black Luigi
>>66936222
we here at GS don't like chimp-outs or chimps so we treat them as such
barbaric creatures
>they actually called a moving screen on bogut
he's only been setting them all fucking year.
>>66936268
bait
why is the tzar so based bros?
>>66936255
no one has ever thought harden was good
he's always been a facade that relies on flopping to sell tickets at home in houston since he was traded from OKC
what a terrible op pic
ROCKETS GETTING BTFO
HARDEN EXPOSED
>curry not playing
>still fucking up
Fucking cockshits
Hi, fellow Spurs fan here. I'm currently taking notes on Steph Curry and the warriors and how my Spurs can slow them down. I feel as if I have some valuable notes that popivich should see. Does anyone have the Spurs front office or email? I need to contact them so we can make it out of the West!
Who's worse, Harden or Durant? Also,
>OKC fans think they would have won if Harden had stayed
>Draymond Green
>Green not black
???
>Harden
>Defense
That green 3 was the ugliest i ever seen
>>66936323
add pop on snapchat
>>66936323
Well Curry isn't playing...so....
is harden even alive anymore after getting faked into the fucking shadow realm
Golden State kicking ass without Curry, could they take the Cavs without Steph?
Of course the rockets are choking this. The one time they coule win against the warriors and they are fucking it up
>it's a Harrison plays well in a playoff game and makes us think that giving him a max contract would be a good idea episode
DROPPIN DIMES DROPPIN DIMES
>>66936363
They'd win in 6
>The City of Houston
>>66936363
Lol fuck no. The rockets are just shit in general
>He had faith in the Rockets
>>66936363
easily
>>66936387
>warriors made it rain 10 hours before the game LOOOOOOL
>>66936297
Nothing bait about it desu, straight truth
Was Houston losing this game planned?
KEVIN, WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THOSE DIMES FROM?
Hi, fellow Spurs fan here. I'm currently taking notes on the Warriors and how my Spurs can slow them down. I feel as if I have some valuable notes that popivich should see. Does anyone have the Spurs front office or email? I need to contact them so we can make it out of the West!
>that howard screen
should have just shot the mid-range buddy
>Its a Harden flops around like a retard episode
>>66936330
>david LEE >not asian
>>66936363
They are kicking ass cause the rockets suck.
>Harden not even trying on defense
what did i expect.
>Har_en
>>66936420
>insert the IS THE GAME OVER? NO copypasta here
>>66936432
Reddit.com/r/Sanantoniospurs
Harden is an embarrassment to the game
How ded is Curry? Slightly tweaked ankle? Career-ending?
>mfw ankle injuries are vague af
> Harden shooting free throws on that foul
Such a fucking pussy
>>66935591
YES! YES! FUCK CURRY!
I don't even watch basketball but every time there's a career ending Injury thread this fucker always gets my blessing. I hope his ankle snaps in 7 different places.
I'd like to eat Allie La Force's box out, if you know what I mean...
this game is over
warriors still run an offense without curry while houston doesn't even know what they are doing out there
>>66936475
He is ded for good
Why can't we beat them?
>>66936468
He's an embarrassment to the human race, he got cúcked by Lamar "boner moth" Odom
Is this a trap game for the Warriors?
>>66936479
Why does Curry trigger you?
>>66936475
Bad enough where he is missing a playoff game. He probably will have problems with it in future games
>>66936479
Damn you are a sad little cuck
>barbosinha
>curry standing up and doing some fucking jazz movement with his legs
fuck off
Do the Rockets shoot between the paint and the 3 pt line?
>Fast break
>Kick it out for the 3
Jesus fuck how the fuck did the rockets get in the playoffs? They are playing so badly.
>>66936486
it's the playoffs now so they're trying to get away from just throwing the ball to Harden and letting him dick around and no one got any touches all year so they have no idea what the fuck to do
The Rockets are such a meme team. Harden, Howard, and fucking Josh Smith. Jesus I can barely watch Smith play anymore after seeing him struggle so mightily to be a legit player in Atlanta. He fucked the Hawks so badly when he was there just jackin up 3s and thinkin' he was Lebron.
>>66936543
>he doesn't know about based Beasley
>there are """""people""""" in this thread that think curry will ever be 100% again
he will go down in history as the guy with the single greatest shooting season of all time as part of the greatest regular season team of all time that got cucked in the playoffs by his glass ankles
there's 0 reason for the warriors to not just chuck 3s
>miss it
crowd goes bananas during the shot and still has energy
>make it
crowd loses their shit
repeat this 50x a game and you have a recipe for success
>>66936548
The got lucky the Kings were tanking and barely beat the Jazz for the 8th seed
>>66936548
well the jazz lost to the clippers d-league team and the lelkers, so it was either the rockets or them desu
still would rather see the jazz though
>>66936565
Lil B cursed the Rockets you can't call anyone on that team based
>Rockets owner Leslie Alexander tells ESPN: "James Harden will go down as one of the greatest players in the NBA. I've seen it the last three years. The guy is great."
ayy lmao
>>66936517
Hype surrounding him.
>>66936568
lmao hes fine...warriors don't even need him this series.
>>66936548
By beating sacramento
Is Iguodala the realest nigga of the league?
do the warriors have the saltiest fanbase in the league?
>>66936548
Have you seen the 9-15th seeds in the western conference?
>>66936583
He's literally the Chinese MVP
Houston can get a new max player in the offseason by waiving bird rights to D-Mo and Terrance Jones, and having Dwight Howard opt out. Who should they go after?
>>66936548
Got lucky. Jazz would probably be a better match up
>>66936586
>Making a woman your team owner
>Expecting to win
Hi, fellow Spurs fan here. I'm currently taking notes on Steph Curry and the warriors and how my Spurs can slow them down. I feel as if I have some valuable notes that popivich should see. Does anyone have the Spurs front office or email? I need to contact them so we can make it out of the West!
>>66936593
Have only been to a few NBA games, but I saw Iguadola come to Atlanta when he was on the 76'ers and I had floor seats. He could be the single most athletic human being I've seen play live sports. He had a great game too, it was amazing to watch.
>>66936593
based as hell on and off the court
dudes just fucking cool
>curry isn't playing
>the camera is on him half of the time anyway
Wait is that rebound robot real?
D-Mo was getting torched on defense but at least he can fucking shoot
>>66936615
move to seattle
>Lil B wins 6th player of the year
>>66936615
Durant
>>66936630
Beats Curry playing and the camera being on Riley half the time, honestly
>>66936607
He's literally on the Rockets now
>>66936615
>dwight opting out of that money
>>66936630
>your favorite autistic team is playing
>insert memer here is injured and in formal clothing
>camera focuses on superstar memer
WOW it's like he has mass appeal or something family
This just shows that Draymond is the best player for the Warriors
>>66936630
Do you really want to watch Houston play basketball anyways? It's atrocious.
Hi, fellow Spurs fan here. I'm currently taking notes on Steph Curry and the warriors and how my Spurs can slow them down. I feel as if I have some valuable notes that popivich should see. Does anyone have the Spurs front office or email? I need to contact them so we can make it out of the West!!!!
>i'm not touching your worm
LMAO
Man commercials these days are stepping it up
>>66936630
how handsome is he in that suit tho :3
>>66936670
if draymond were to improve significantly in 2-4 years, he could be near LeBeta James status >>66936680
>houston
>basketball
please
>buy our replace warriors court for probably 140$ after tax and shipping.
There are morons that will pay for this.
>>66936700
This ;)
>>66936655
It's either $23 million for one year and then mid-level for the rest of his career or a shot at getting one more contract like Tyson Chandler's 4 year/$52 million. Under the new cap, it would be even higher.
Hi, fellow Spurs fan here. I'm currently taking notes on the Warriors and how my Spurs can slow them down. I feel as if I have some valuable notes that popivich should see. Does anyone have the Spurs front office or email? I need to contact them so we can make it out of the West!
I imagine the conversation about curry playing tonight with Kerr went like this:
>Kerr: "you feel good enough to play tonight?"
>curry: "yea of course, just needed some rest."
>Kerr (giving him a Constanza face): "yea, but then again it is the rockets..."
>curry (slightly chuckling): "yea good point. Aite, I will sit this one out to fuck wit em."
>yfw these warrior "fans" are literally going to forget about the team after they go 1 season without making the playoffs
>>66936707
>he isn't getting an AUTHENTIC piece of oracle court
fucking poorfags lmao
>>66935591
Someone call the doctor! My god the rockets are such bitches, grown men acting like kids. It's embarrassing to watch this shit.
Im eyeing the Curry 2 lows. Should I wait till the price drops to $100?
Hi, fellow Spurs fan here. I'm currently taking notes on the Warriors and how my Spurs can slow them down. I feel as if I have some valuable notes that popivich should see. Does anyone have the Spurs front office or email? I need to contact them so we can make it out of the West!!!!!
>>66936738
>Supporting losers
>>66936687
[email protected]
as a fellow spurs fan i always appreciate the crowdsourcing of in depth strategies that help pop so much
My boy Jsmoove is clutch
>The Rockets are huge pussies and Harden is a bitch
>The Warriors are a meme and everyone dick rides them
Fuck who do I root for
>>66936738
>a raptor bandwaggoner appears out of nowhere
Wish your shit country was nuked off of the map
daryl morey is as big a fraud as sam hinkie
>>66936748
Wait a bit longer when theyre 49.99 on the clearance rack
>>66936732
This is most likely what happened.
>>66936779
injuries
>Hi, fellow Spurs fan here. I'm currently taking notes on the Warriors and how my Spurs can slow them down. I feel as if I have some valuable notes that popivich should see. Does anyone have the Spurs front office or email? I need to contact them so we can make it out of the West.
This is the best new ebin meme /nba/ could come up with? You've lost your edge.
Hi, fellow Spurs fan here. I'm currently taking notes on Steph Curry and the warriors and how my Spurs can slow them down. I feel as if I have some valuable notes that popivich should see. Does anyone have the Spurs front office or email? I need to contact them so we can make it out of the West!
guys was the better call saul finale any good?
>>66936714
No one is going to give him that kind of money he's lazy, declining because his game was 100% based on freak athleticism, and locker room cancer.
>>66936738
fortunately that won't happen before 5 years of total domination
Iggy so FREE
Rockets offense is garbage
>>66936817
The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend finale was amazing.
>rockets
>defense
Pick one
Jesus fucking christ, get this nigga Terry out of here. He belongs in a museum.
>>66936817
I'm waiting to watch the replay at midnight EDT
Will le peepee door stopper man and Duhwhite reclaim themselves tonight.
>>66936827
IGGY so three
For three that is
>>66936817
walking dead tier finale
>>66936414
>>66936377
>The bandwagon reaches the land of canadia
>>66936779
A bomb
Injuries
Rockets are the only ones that wont tie the series 1-1 tonight
Harden's Defense is making me cry...
The Warriors are using Harden's lack of defense to their advantage...
The Rockets need to stop Klay and not allow him to take open shots with Steph out but the Warriors are so deep that it probably wouldn't matter...
It's weird with Curry not playing.
I like Curry in the game, but it's sensational to watch the star-less Warriors dominate... it''s like they want to impress him and fill his gap so much that they out-perform themselves
J FUCKING SMOOVE BABY
>anderson varejao
>ride lebrons nuts and he loves you, ride the bench to the finals last year
>get cut
>end up on the warriors
fuck me this dude needs to buy a lottery ticket
Noted marksman Josh Smith has come on to save the day.
>>66936865
Holy fuck this assmad is hilarious
>>66936816
Hey Skip Bayless!!
>>66936892
You really can't beat his efficient play.
fucking kek at the guy sitting courtside by himself wearing a rockets jersey
>>66936831
So damn dysfunctional, how that roster with all those talented dudes can't make it work is a joke, Harden is going LeBron mode by refusing to do anything but pass, that one possession where they threw the ball around and ariza airballed was just horrendous. All that being said, they could easily win this game if they stopped being pussies.
When they throw the ball at the end like that does it count as a shot?
>>66936819
Watch Bryan Colangelo spend all of Philly's contract space on Dwight and Harrison Barnes and mortgage the future for Eric Bledsoe.
>>66936918
Yes, why wouldn't it?
>>66936873
Curry ain't a star though. He's only good because the team around him is good.
>>66936918
If the ball leaves their hand before the buzzer, yeah
>Warriors fans
>White
The mavs would bootyblast both these shit teams
Notre Dame would booty blast both these teams
>>66936958
True
>>66936918
>when they attempt a field goal, is it an attempted field goal?
/sp/, everybody
>>66936946
Bait bait bait
puppy monkey baby
>>66936946
nice meme
>Beasley is on the Rockets
Do the Rockets have the largest collection of dumb/cancer tier players?
>>66936912
well you have to applaud him for not bandwagonning
>>66936921
delete this
I'm convinced little bryan is going to trade Noel for some injury-riddled veterans this offseason.
life sucks
When you pass the ball to a player and they score, does that count as an assist?
>>66936958
Sorry /sp/ poster, did you mean Dirk and the Literal Who's?
You seemed to type in the Mavs
>>66936980
Beasley has been great though
>>66936976
It's true though
>>66936958
>>66936960
What the fuck
>>66936980
>Beverley
>Dwight
>Josh Smith
>Michael Beasley
probably
>>66936946
This
Curry is a systembabby
>>66936960
Link to this story?
>>66936980
The Cockshits are so bad that Beasley acutally looks good.
when you take the ball away from the other team, is it a turnover?
Damn I always thought jb bickerstaff was a white guy....
>>66936946
Same with Kawhi desu
Don't know why people think either should be MVP
>warriors cared more about the regular season record than a champhionship
>>66936980
I actually think James Harden isn't a cancerous player, the rockets would be a sub 30 win team without him.
When you put some fruit inside folded pastry, is it a turnover?
Kek don't even like the Cockshits but I love how Beverley ass pains all these chink bandwagoners
These are the two most asian cities in the usa
>>66936976
You think Curry could take a team like the 2007 Cavs to the finals?
cmon klay
your time to shine
>>66937051
theres no way houston is that chinky is it?
>>66937034
>>66936946
I agree only guys who put up numbers on bad teams are supposed to be mvp worthy
>>66937036
the
>regular season isn't as important as championship
meme
once again
last digit is the number of speights 3-point attempts in this game
>>66937021
When your wife's daughter brings home Tyrone and he ends up fucking both of them, are you a cuck?
>>66937030
Have you seen the Rockets regular season record? Of course he's black.
>>66937051
Houston is full of nigs
Can someone please explain how Houston is 5x bigger than Dallas but is somehow still less relevant?
>>66937075
stop trolling canada
they've been through enough
>>66937081
i'm very okay with this
>>66937091
the Rockets being a major sports team is probably why
>>66937040
He got their coach fired and is a ball hog... and a few years ago him and Dwight alienated their whole team by saying they were the only two important pieces and everyone was there to serve them... now Harden believes that everyone serves him
Fucking warriors fans sound like there at 50% noise without curry in there memeing it up. Just wait for the shot and yell as loud as possible, jesus theyre the new seahawks fans, hope they brought their cough drops lmao
>Offensive fouls being called
>>66937085
Yea I know but every time I hear his name I think it's a white guy's name
the jb part is black but bickerstaff just sounds like some white guy in middle management with a wife who's leaving him
IGGY IS A MEME MACHINE
igoatdala
>>66937010
Yeah man, he's some shit, people are just brainwashed by ESPN and etc so forth.... Like why even post shit about Curry that not a single person will agree with? Is bait that funny or satisfying to you? If any anon can explain baiting it'd be appreciated, seems childish and stupid but I'd love to hear why this is worth doing.
>>66937072
>>66937089
Houston is extremely asian
>>66937075
>he actually thinks regular season means anything
Fuck this team is garbage
pointless behind the back pass by iggy I guess that finals mvp got to his head....
How is it that the warriors have smaller players but out rebound other teams with bigger players?
can someone explain how someone as big as Howard be so fucking soft
>boo howard
>boo bev
lmao
>>66937111
>Home crowd not as excited as when they have their superstar player
Gee what a surprise you bitch
>>66937134
>he likes drakr
>>66937134
i know how i'll trigger you
How many social media accounts did DeRozan and Lowry have after Monday April 18, 2016?
>>66937075
No really what does the regular season mean?
I understand for you fans whose teams havent won anything in their lifetime that's the only sense of pride you have but most teams want a title
>>66937091
>Dallass
>City of bums and racism
> relevant
>>66936479
>I dont even watch basketball"\
>being this butthurt
>I dont even watch basketball
>>66937133
google says housten is 5% asian....
>>66937134
>Toronto in charge of winning anything
Kek can't wait till you faggots don't even make the finals
BASED Beverley making the crowd butthurt
>>66937137
What do you expect when Curry is injured?
>>66937145
Rockets just dont give a fuck this year outside Harden and Bev starter wise.
>harden on
>defense goes to shit
>harden off
>couldn't buy a bucket
Wow, being a fan of this team must be suffering.
How the fuck did the rockets go from #2 seed last year to fuckin awful with all the same players?
>>66937168
they never said that they were though
>>66937158
If you have to ask this please just fucking kill yourself
it determines who gets into the fucking championship, the thing you think is most important, and also gives players that you used to jack off stats such as probably kobe, lebron, MJ, kareem etc etc
i don't even know why i wasted energy on this fucking faggot
>>66937180
Because the other teams got better
>>66937111
It's due to the rising ticket prices forcing the ppl who are real fans out and rich white folk and azns from sf grubbing up all the tickets,
I work in SF and on the BART ride back to the east bay there's a ton of warriors fans going to the games from the SF direction
>>66937180
Harden fucked a Kardashian then got cúcked, turned into a diva, came in out of shape and then blamed their coach and got him fired
>>66937180
They fired their coach
>>66937177
>Haren giving a fuck.
Niga......
>>66937166
Its a little higher, 1.5/20 people being asian is a lot
>>66937180
firing their coach 11 games into the season
>>66937180
Effort.
The team wanted to play hard last year. People are speculating Dwight is up to old tricks again.
Every team should have mandatory Aussie player like delly to play dirty and real life shitpost on the court. Would make the game more watchable
>>66937189
>it determines who gets into the fucking championship,
Well no shit retard but what does any regular season accomplishment mean?
They don't play for regular season awards they play for a championship, so you casual idiots that act like the regular season means anything at all are fucking retarded. As I said, most of the time it's fans of teams who haven't won shit in decades so all they can care about is the regular season
>>66937180
Harden started being a bitch after getting cucked by kardashian, never played defense unlike last year.
Dawaight being a bitch nigger didn't help either.
>>66937180
That team imploded harden's cancer triggered the dormant cancer in howard's body and then it spread to the rest of the team...
When a player shoots the ball and makes it, does that count as a point?
Does anyone else remember Suriname guy? I miss him.
Steve Kerr gives off really strong cuck vibes.
>>66937227
So defensive player of the year awards, MVPs, and all NBA teams don't matter?
What went wrong with Dwight?
BEV AND BEAS ARE GOING TO LEAD THE ROCKETS TO THE WIN
>>66937227
you act like teams put no effort into the regular season you fucking hypebeast
>>66937247
lel
Reminder, Lil B actually blessed Donald Trump and everyone got mad
some hoe scratched the shit out of klay lucky guy
>>66937255
soft
>>66937246
>on a championship team
>coaches a championship team
If the guy wasn't married with kids he'd need a stick to bat away the pussy
>>66937174
The other one
I don't see why Curry needs ankles to play, couldn'y he just stand in the corner for the whole game taking meme shots?
I think Beasley is a Delonte West in disguise
I mean just look at that kid
Obvious that it's a cleaned up Delonte West with a new identity
>>66937284
What? Klay's not injured.
Is Klay still dating that bitch everyone was posting pics of last year?
>>66937255
baby mamma drama
>tfw you have more kids than post moves
>>66937255
Soft
Shit FT
Inconsistant
>>66937279
>he'd need a stick to bat away the pussy
> people actually like this James Harden bullshit
>>66937287
Jump shots require you to jump.
You land on that fuckef up ankle and start hobbling down the court making you a liability on defense.
Is he called Klay because his skin color?
>>66937304
He was too busy going to Harry Potter world
>that """"""""""foul"""""""""""""
>people hate on curry for hitting 3s but dont complain about harden taking 15 free throws a game
But muh Curry ruing le game!
Anyone else notice how the seating in this arena looks like shit? The way the seating slopes it looks like the people in the back of the lower deck can't see shit. Most arenas slope upward at a higher angle
That's a bitch ass move
>harden
God damn Harden is soft as fuck.
>>66937318
But he is the ebin cut through free throw man
>it's a harden shoots 30 free throws episode
>>66937330
>people dont complain about harden taking free throws
since when?
>>66937320
Do that 4 man defense thing the Sacramento owner wants to do, Curry doesn't have to jump to make his meme shot he is a god.
Harden is living proof that if you played basketball for a good 10 years or so you could make it to the NBA and just cheese the fuck out of the rules by doing floppy shit like that
what a fucking faggot
>The guy who makes a living off of drawing bullshit fouls is mad that he gets called for a foul
pottery
Harden is everything that is wrong with the NBA foul rules.
>play 5 seconds
>foul
gr8 sport
harden with his 30 free throw attempts per game is a huge faggot and refs need to stop sending him to the line and rewarding him for that garbage.
Le door stop pee pee free throw man is back.
>You will never be the post match entertainment for the Warriors
Why live?
Thank's greatest ally :^)
Harden is LITERALLY the le cut inside man of the NBA
>this game
Fuck this.Later faggots.
>>66937354
people hate on curry more than harden but really harden is the one ruining this game
>>66937354
When meme curry is ruining the game more than Harden
>>66937365
Literally made out of Klay
>>66937302
The other team
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=b20_14338887
Houston is a unique city
>Asian liquor store owne
>Mexicans steal Asians liquor
>Blacks get mad that Mexicans stole his liquor
>Blacks beat the shit out of Mexicans stealing asians liquor
>>66937381
>flag is so third world that you segregate both of them with a line
>>66937307
How many kids does Dwight have I thought he only had one.
>>66937378
This
>>66937361
And curry isnt? Lmfao if the refs liked the rockets they could just do moving screens and have harden shoot 3s all day like the warriors
>Kids dancing
>Get down on it
Oh my
>>66937276
he's also turned up for a game with a hickey before, the guy has no fucking shame
What should I get from Wawa bros?
>>66937389
That's a really good joke you should keep forcing it
nice...hope i dont get ban for this
How do you fight a guy named Cejudo? Literally has judo in his name.
>mfw all the series go to game 7's.
>>66937409
you the real dumbass
>>66937390
What? Klay's not gay
>>66937378
Kek you are right
Someone should make an edit with Harden
>>66937412
Go to bed Vlade
>>66937385
"people"
4channers are not people
>who /Houston/ here?
;_;
>>66937398
8 that he knows about
>>66937372
Where is door stop pee pee man meme come from?
Do you guys think Klay and Steph bully Draymond for being a dark skin nigga?
>>66937418
Thank you, I knew someone would appreciate it. It really means a lot to me.
>>66937438
why are people driving in that river?
are all Texans this retarded?
>>66937440
>Where is door stop pee pee man meme come from?
oh goodness,,,THE CASUALS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE TONIGHT!
Some one report golden state for that exploiting kids like that no wonder America bearly has any decency.
>>66937440
some hooker he fucked
>>66937409
Curry isn't even playing and the rockets are still getting blown out. Nice try
>>66937422
this isn't /heem/ bruh
>>66937421
dude wtf this isn't /bundes/
>all the warriors fans in this thread
Is there something in the water supply?
>>66937438
Lel my sister does, she sent me pics of her in waist high water, does everything just get cancelled when it floods?
klay is soft as shit. is he still dating that escort
>chocolate milk advertising with the nba
??? are milk sales down or someshit
>>66937438
Damn, 'people' from Little Mexico are retarded
Jesus fuck every foul call or out of bounds call guys are acting like its the travesty of the century why are they such fucking whiners?
>that "shot"
why doesnt someone just dive into Steph Currys ACL and pretend it was an accident?
i've never seen klay missing a ft
how come is he not 100%
>>66937479
>Mexican intellectuals
>le patchy beard chimp-out man
trade that FUCKING NIGGER
>>66937460
Harden is playing, gotta find some entertainment from this feed
>>66937440
Hooker claimed she fucken Harden and he had a small pee pee.
when is dwight finally gonna be brought up on theft charges
>>66937467
the majority of the city was closed down today. the freeway which is always packed with cars was empty as fuck
>slap ball back
>instantly shoot a 3
basketball is dead
>>66937495
worked for the steelers, worth a shot
LITERALLY WALKING BACK ON DEFENSE
FUCK THIS TEAM AT LEAST THE JAZZ WOULD HAVE TRIED
>The Houston Rockets
Late af but
>""""""""hard""""""""en
>>66936670
this tbqh
curry is a very nice player but you could replace him with any score first PG with range like isaiah thomas and they'd be almost as good
>>66937497
I was thinking the same thing. Even his free throw form is fucking silky
Keep leaving Barnes open, Bev takes out Klay. Game over.
>>66937428
Heh someone do it
>>66937524
>the Toronto Raptors
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the NBA finals was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA a real sports fan) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl patriots
Seriously though, how can you be a 7 foot black man and not just dunk every time you get the ball? I swear if black men just had a white mans brain
>>66937515
>what is robert horrys classic game winning 3
3s have always been integral
>>66937506
Doorstopper isn't big tho??
would you bring your baby to the game
That is amazing play, why doesn't GS just have one person stand under the hoop and tap out every single miss while the other 4 players just keep shootinjg 3s?
Klay look so happy being able to play without Curry
>>66937515
why wouldn't you shoot when you have an open shot? especially when you're a good shooter
This is my first time watching the rockets this year. Has Howard looked like this all season?
>>66937540
god awful. didnt even edit properly
>>66937548
this was literally the orlando magic's plan and roster when howard was there...
>>66937548
3 second rule
>all he is doing is denying the passing lane
if that was against GS it would have been a defensive foul before it got to that point
Wish I could get a 24 second violation
>>66937549
I think he's more happy that his shots are going in
LIKE....did Steph Curry seriously search out and hunt down a black girl with green eyes, like him, so he could have more black kids with green eyes?
>>66937368
Agreed. He makes the sport look like dive grass
>>66937438
>building roads like this
>nowhere for water to go once drains clog up
on weather channel some texans had to rescue some idiot truck driver who was sitting in his truck on the flooded road until the water was breaking over the hood. he wasn't eager to get out, either.
>>66937533
>this asian freak hoping for an injury in every post
give up nigga
you can find it at woe-ee-errs dot cawmmmm
Klay has a big ass Jew nose, is he half Jewish like Drake or something?
>>66937581
he met her as a kid in toronto
>>66937581
steph's marriage was arranged like most indians he didn't do shit his dad paid his wife's dad 40 cows for his wife...
>>66937581
I was thinking the same thing yesterday, how coincidental it was that he married someone with pretty much the same exact lightskin features to preserve the lightskin race
>>66937540
I was in Seattle last week at a sports bar during the NHL and NBA playoffs and those faggots had an MLS game on ALL the tv's. I had to make them switch one of the tvs to a real sport.
Fucking soccer. On a television in a non-mexishit city sports bar in the US. I seriously thought I was in a parallel universe or something but those hipster fags were watching it. Probably ironically though.
>>66937594
Injury: 1
Curry: 0
Shouldn't you be bandwagoning injuries too at this point
is DJ-Dsharp elite?
>it's a DJ D-Sharp ruins the crowd hype with his shitty DJing skills kind of episode
>>66937599
...........so curry to Toronto when?
"ooga booga bix nood muhfugga"
Draymond Green
drayman looks like a big lipped monkey(not racist if he was white but the same features I'd say the same thing)
>>66937540
>real sport
>le concussion ball
Suicide hotline is just a call away
>>66937581
>youth group at the Central Church of God in Charlotte, which both their families attended. “It’s funny, our parents used to make jokes about how cute we were together, but we didn’t know,” Stephen says. Ayesha remembers when she found out she and Stephen had both lived in Toronto and loved the same Canadian candy. “I got him some fuzzy peaches, but I was so shy I didn’t say anything. I just handed them to him and walked off,” she laughs. Stephen admits to being equally shy, but he says he was always aware when Ayesha was around.
Or bitch I'm Harden, I don't miss nothin'
>>66937630
his proportions and mannerisms don't help either, he does unironically look and act like an ape
>>66937628
>>66937630
fuck off hes qt
>>66937637
damn I didn't know they were christians I thought all indians were hindu...
>>66937597
Because of the name, when he signed with golden state he thought it was Israel so he got a reverse nose job.
>>66937637
Goddamn sounds like a Hollywood romance movie
So cute it's disgusting
>>66937637
>this faggot living the life of an anime
>check box score
>draymond green has ZERO personal fouls
Literally what? I highly doubt Green is playing clean defense.
>GS has literally modified their court
>no one cares
How do Americans think up their weird names
wow refball for the memechucks, shocker
>>66937606
People who look alike are attracted to one another statistically, most light skin people will marry someone with light skin "good" hair
Look at Rick Fox or Matt Barnes
Who lives more in Steph Curry's shadow, Klay Thompson or Seth Curry?
>>66937644
Yea his voice and the fact he kinda mumbles doesn't help
I tried to listen to his podcast with simmons couldn't even finish it
he's just not a very smart person imo....
>>66937637
>he was always aware when Ayesha was around.
i know this feel, you act like you don't notice her but she's always in your peripheral and you notice her glancing at you ;_;
why that ref look like jay z
>>66937659
Modified what?
>>66937666
Seth
Klay is what, 3rd in line for most 3s in a season?
harden does it again
Jesus these GS crybabies
>>66937659
DOOR STOPPER STRIKES AGAIN
God I fucking hate James Harden
>>66937666
the 3rd curry brother
>>66937660
I know entering a line trying to apply for an acceptable name in Russia is commonplace but here we just think of one (this is called free will) and then we call it whatever we want.
>>66937666
Seth. Klay at least has money and he gets to chill with his dog and smoke weed everday.
> Harden shooting more free throws
You've got to be fucking kidding me
If Andrew Bogut was Asian, he'd be Andrew Bogook
>josh smith is 3-3 from 3 and has 9 points
>comes back in the game
>suddenly fouling all over the place and has 3 personal fouls
I'm not watching on TV, but how much of this is refball?
Harden didn't do anything you fucking faggots
>>66937624
>mfw i'm the best dj on /nba/
>>66937666
seth is like a off brad steph, he looks like steph but a little off like someone dropped him, he plays for the kings which is in Sacramento which like the bay area but 50x shittier and of course his game is no where near stephs
Was that Snooki?
>>66937689
I said a long time ago that my mother called the Lakers metta world peace a nigger.
She just called harden a nigger as well.
>>66937700
That's the Josh Smith experience.
Does Harden live at the line?
>>66937700
just the rockets being undisciplined as usual
>>66937702
He's already had to bullishit fouls called on 3 pointers with that stupid swing through move.
>Doorknob 2/7
>>66937702
Neither did iggy dolla
>>66937713
pretty sure that chick was asian...
>>66937694
Klay thompson would never poison his body for a cheap high like weed.
LMAO
I told you he is the le cut inside man of the nba
MADMAN DID IT AGAIN
Why does Warriors have such a shitty court entertainment experience for such a great team?
I don't get it... their entertainment announcers/half-time shows are complete ass not in proportion to their actual game
Harden is such a meme
Harden is the biggest baby bitch on the league
le free throw man does it again
>draymond green finally called for a foul
Took HALF THE FUCKING GAME
>>66937696
I am sorry that GS has shot six free throws less than the rockets, I am sure in the second half the refs will step in to make sure that GS has at least 10 more than the rockets by the end of the game :)
> Harden shooting another 3 free throws
People seriously think he's elite? He's on pace for 30+ free throws this game
Finally the refs are calling it, theyve been manhandling Harden all night
>>66937739
He did play college in Washington
le free throw man
lol, that was a retarded foul., It was obvious he was going to do that.
>le freethow man
REFBALL
These refs really like Harden
>>66937747
Understanding soccer is degenerate
>>66937739
weed is natural alcohol and caffeine are the true posions
HAHA HARDEN DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK UP HIS SHOOTING % WHAT A CUNT
Nice charge Draymond
le free throw man
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>literally plow over player while sprinting to the basket
>no call either way
I am not saying that had to be an offensive foul, but that can't be a no call
How do we unfuck houston's shit senpai?
>>66937739
Klay was caught with weed in his car while in college.
>>66937771
says the cuck watching apehoop
>12 of Harden's 16 are at the line
JUST
le free throw man
>>66937756
It's the way they're being called. A swing through move to initiate contact on a 3 point shot should not get you free throws, let alone multiple times in a game
>>66937772
What natural things have you eaten lately
>>66937777
checked
>>66937772
no one said the weed was poison dumbass it's the fucking smoke you breath in
>>66937772
bait
>>66937777
Quads of truth
Christ, Golden State is shit.
WHEN WILL THE LEAGUE DO SOMETHING ABOUT HAMPERING THE ABILITY TO CHEESE FREE THROWS LIKE THAT
>INB4 NEVER
>>66937777
ohhhh shit
>>66937768
Hey bruh where's that plane at??
>tfw we gsw bros gonna have to deal with shitty bait every matchthread
>>66937759
>>66937781
he was just trying to fit in, poorfags smoke weed, he can afford high grade hash now like a real nigga
james harden is such a fucking cuck.
makes two shots the whole game and has to stat pad by flopping. truest piece of shit in the NBA, and yes, even over black griffin
>>66937798
Harden did jack shit at the end, he was shooting the 3 and was fouled.
>>66937803
now you know what it was like for four years with those big 3 heat teams
>>66937540
Good please leave Xecucks fan, and no, you won't see the pats in the owl. 1. Pats gonna lose to the Broncos (again), and 2. Cam gonna dab on yo ass in the playoffs (again).
i didnt think id ever say this but....GO ROCKETS!
le three man! meet le freethrow man!!!
is halftime faptime still and thing?
>>66937803
>we gsw bros
>brazilian flag
bruh isn't your president being impeached because everyone found out she was a women???
>>66937798
When will the league start calling fouls that should be called? Oh, right.
Never.
HARDEN FREE THROW UNBELIEVABLE
HARDEN FREE THROW UNBELIEVABLE
HARDEN FREE THROW UNBELIEVABLE
>>66937817
FUCK THE HEAT
>>66937782
NEW
>this halftime show
who is this nigga
>>66937798
Maybe the other team could not hit the opponent's arm while they are shooting a three?
for a team that shoots 40 threes a game, GS doesn't know how to defend against a three pointer.
>>66937787
He's not swinging through. He's going straight up through it when people try to face guard him.
>>66937826
>this guy
he has been here longer than you have been a fan of the clippers
>>66937822
Yea but keep it to yourself, /sp/ is still a work safe board...
>>66937830
that's not a fucking game thread, go get knocked out in the 1st round you canuck cunt
>>66937822
enjoy your ban
Guys I'm buzzed but not drunk. Is it safe to drive to the corner store?
>>66937858
Brush your teeth
>>66937863
no nigga
>>66937822
who dat
>>66937863
If it's really a corner store you can walk you fucking fat ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZf9NFaCQHQ
>>66937863
drink some more before you drive
what yall fapping to
>>66937863
i've done it 2bh.
>>66937864
Literally already have twice, it's 5am here.
Get to the second round
>>66937863
walk or sprint
>>66937863
Walk, you fat fuck
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
Harden has no leadership skills
...holy shit
>>66937834
>for a team that shoots 40 threes a game, GS doesn't know how to defend against a three pointer.
They're the best at defending the three, they have the lowest opponent 3pt %
>>66937801
Abducted by aliens.
>>66937884
I don't play professional basketball..
>>66937881
Nudes a girl on tinder sent me. I should probably stop so that I can get it up this weekend
>implying I'm going to have sex.
>>66937863
Ride a blade scooter you nigger cops cant do a thing then.
Based halftime show shitting on le freethrow man ayyy lmao
REAL GAME THREAD:
>>66937917
>>66937917
>>66937917
>CBS Sports Verified account @CBSSports 1h1 hour ago
Quick look at the shot chart for Kevin Durant's 7-33 night:
>>66937637
I cri ebry tiem
>>66937797
Is that lady gaga?
>>66937913
post em
>>66937881
19th day of nofap April, can't wait to unload a cum bullet to the ceiling when May hits
I'm driving drink with me luck. I'll post a pick of the store if I get back so you know I didn't die. If nothing is posted than I died.
>>66937936
this guy is a fucking goner
>>66937936
Dude, buy me some fucking oreos
>>66937936
>>66937961
Alright some Oreos
I
>>66937936
>driving to a CORNER store
i hope you fucking drive off a very small hill and pass out uninjured to wake up to a cop revoking your license you retarded fuck
>>66937936
Hopefully you don't make it you piece of shit. My wifes son was hit by a drunk driver.
>>66937997
>My wifes son
C U C K
U
C
K
>You will never be a mail order wife to a Warriors player
Why live?
>>66937997
glad he got hit you nigger
>>66937790
I think these guys can afford a vape but I'm not sure
>>66937540
>willingly drinking 6 bud lights
lol its about IPAs
>>66938083
lol, well you can still see her name. Fck this editor on my phone.
>Harden and Klay both scoring nearly half of their points from free throws
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