STOKE - TOTTENHAM - Game- and Celebration thread #1
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I know it's 6 bongs early, but I'm hyped af desu
Literally claiming the title guys, COYFS
>>66921665
>tfw somebody makes another false flag "I know the game hasn't started yet, but fuck it, we won" thread
COYS
Let's actually have an entertaining end of season run in
i smell wonger trying to jinx it LMAO. or is it a lester lad?
title race ends tonight
The Young dame Haugaard has been in goal against Swansea and Liverpool and made some huge mistakes.
I can't see Tottenham not winning this by a 3 goal margin
What did he mean by this?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BETlqMnnbhn/
>>66921854
He's hungry like the Wolf
>>66921854
He's saying his teammates are women
Still waiting for my signed meme to arrive desu.
give stoke your meme magic \o/\o/\o/
>>66922184
meme magic is dead already la
tfw Leicester might lose 1 or 2 games out of their schedule (Man U, Chelsea endofseasonball).
And all we've got as a hope to balance it out is a wonder pulled by the FAT SPANISH WAITER fighting the relegation battle. Praise Paella and pls let him end the Spur meme for the sake of the greater Leicester meme
>>66922448
a-and Pulisball might pull us foxes a wonder too. Pls Pulis
>>66922448
The Leicester meme ended yesterday, at the hands of their hero Vardy. The fox is dead
>Jakob Haugaard
>save percentage: 33.33%
>Spurs have 7 shots on target on average this season
>66% of those shots will result in a goal
>Spurs will score a minimum of 4 (four) goals tonight
Title race is back on lads
>>66922856
Watched Haugaard against Swand and Liverpool, can confirm.
If you want free money, bet on Tottenham to win by at least 3 goals.
>vardy charged with improper conduct
Based fa
>>66922856
S H A Y
H
A
Y
>>66923181
He's still a registered footballer?!
>>66921854
Gonna look really stupid if they don't win today
life long stoke fan here
If hughes doesn't play given it'll be easy for spurs
>Jacob Haugaard in goal
No wonder Stoke are shit (only Danish people will get this)
Wanna expect something funny today?
ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT
if Tottenshit lose today the title race is over, yes?
>>66924246
If Spurs lose tonight and Leicester win against Swansea, yes. With or without Vardy.
>>66924263
What if Spurs draw?
hope a plane crashes and kills every single tottenham player/supporter/whatever/jew in the world
>>66924294
Then it will depend on next week's results and if Vardy gets a 2 match ban
Drink WATER
Come on based Sparky! Do it for football!
Come on you Stoke!
Kane is going to score at least two goals tonight. I think Eriksen will get one too.
Just drew a pentagram and put Harry Kane's face in it and did a prayer to the demon Leraje
Kane will be a cripple tonight.
>>66924489
> Leraje
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leraje
> He causes great battles and disputes, and makes gangrene wounds caused by arrows
wew lad
>>66924489
This is autistic enough that it just might work.
Go Stoke!
>>66924698
Apparently there aren't enough bullies in Peru.
>>66924719
You want me to bully you?
>>66924740
I think you want him to bully your prostate, fucking gimp cunt.
I want to suck the bunny
BASED MNF
>>66924768
Mark Hughes is a fucking mongoloid
>>66924740
No, I want you to stop posting anime bullshit. There's like 100 other boards on this website for you to be that kind of a faggot on.
>>66924719
>>66924759
Is that how you see me? As a sexual machine?
I'm perplexed and appalled but a little aroused.
Btw I'm a seme.
>>66924797
it's a good line up desu
i still have a top rated chuckle at vardy's red card
its funny seeing his reaction when for the first time in the entire season a decision hasn't gone in his favour
>>66924768
>Bojan
>Arnautovix
>Shaq
Haha Yes! FOYS
Do you think a year of these players would suck my dick? I'm white btw
2-0 to Stoke. Calling it now
>tim howard
>>66924864
Did you see him throw his arms up and had a "well, what can ya do" look on his face before he turned around and realised what was about to happen.
It was gold
Hello, I'm here to see Tottenham choke
This isn't even going to be a fucking match is it? The boys at Tottenham are going to receive a proper thrashing, bless thrm if they can even walk off the pitch umder their own power 45 minutes in.
>Lloris (c), Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Dier, Dembele; Lamela, Eriksen, Alli; Kane
its just tottenham lads
>>66924979
Lloris will never be as good as he was at Lyon.
> he's a neutral not rooting for Spurs
Best team in the league, not even a spurs fan but not wanting them to win is blasphemy. All those brave English lads on the team. Everyone acts like Spurs are a regular title challenger, if they won it would be magical
>>66924768
What in actual fuck is this shit?
>>66925065
Still the best goalkeeper on the prem bar de gea
Anybody got a good flash stream?
cesc pretending to understand carra
>>66925110
I like most of their players, and Poch too. However they're still Spurs. Fuck em.
>>66925110
>rooting for mongs like Kane and belgian memes
Nah. Everyone wants Lestah to win for memes and fairy tales. No one likes your kike club
Reminder that Everton exist
>>66925110
> not liking Vardy, Drinkwater, Albrighton and Simpson
cuck
>>66924940
same here m8
>>66925205
>liking Vardy
>Cesc's receding hairline
wew lad
>>66924489
but what about your Euro winning squad?
> Cesc as pundit
What the fuck?
>another half hour of this shit
Fuck it, i'm off to showderp
>>66925271
club > country
Has fibreglass had a hair transplant?
>>66925277
Already thinking of retirement la. He's off to chinkland to play for the Ping Pong Noodle niggers
Not everyday you get to hear the punditry of a future Chelsea captain.
>>66924768
Aw man I love Tame Imbula
>>66925110
Fuck spuds they're the media darlings
Anyone got a good flash stream?
This season is so fucking great. I want Leicester to win, but Tottenham in second is great. If Manchester City lost out on CL, everything would be perfect. I would be fine with the English teams being a disaster in the CL next season tbqh. It's not like that would be anything new.
>>66925363
>not using sopcast
seriously lads, it's high quality and you don't have to setup shit
>>66925110
I fucking hate spurs
>>66925391
And you get to be 5 minutes behind what's actually happening, it's a great service.
>>66925353
Potato Kane?
Ed Malyon @eaamalyon 2h2 hours ago
Right if nobody else will then I'm gonna break ranks. Sorry Leicester, there's an FA and media conspiracy to stop you winning the title.
>>66925391
Never tried it. Seems dodgy though, as does that other one that you have to download. Flashpleb lyf, also Lech or Legia for the Puchar?
>>66925434
Lel the amount of soft penalties,they've has this season. How can anybody think the fa is out to get them?
Ready for the Kane brace.
>>66925434
Literally who
>>66925477
mirror football journo
>>66925495
>Mirror
>journalism
Who /a/ here
>>66925524
Lesterl/a/d supporting Stoke here.
>>66925434
Fucking retarded. That penalty that got at the end of the game was soft as fuck. And they've been getting away with snidey shit all season.
>>66924768
>Shay Given
10 goal thriller incoming
This is literally the title decider
Leicester has the harder schedule left, but should be able to hold on if Spurs drop points today
HOW COLD IS IT? ANY SIGN OF RAIN?
>these betting ads
Absolutely obnoxious, jesus
>>66925521
Nice meme arrows
Peter Schmeichel @Pschmeichel1 4h4 hours ago
Finally a ref brave enough to express common sense!
Just wish the current ref-chief had the courage to do the same!
.........................
Ex-referees’ chief Hackett said Moss lost control, was “totally inconsistent” and claimed the title showdown was “too big for him.”
Hackett told you-are-the-ref.com: “Jamie Vardy and his sending off- his first yellow card, for me, was not an offence.
“Later, Moss was in a poor position to issue a second yellow for Vardy’s alleged act of simulation."
>>66925573
NO RAIN AND ONLY MILDLY CHILLY
TOTTENHAM WIN CONFIRMED
>>66921665
Is mandom the true man's fetish?
Stoke City 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur
Kane, 18'
Bojan, 51'
Lamela, 74'
>>66925573
Extremely pleasant night in Stoke
>>66925615
What part of Hotspur are you from m8?
>>66925612
I don't get it
tottenham are going to lose because i want them to win
>>66925612
Mandom isn't a fetish, it's the default. The pic you posted is of some creepy adult baby roleplay
COYS
3-0 Spurs
AND IT'S LIVE
>>66925644
>spurs fans everywhere
I know your feel
0-3
Toby will score
Haugaard got benched.
Shay to have the game of his life?
Stoke will win 2-1
>>66925644
>That Tottenham feel
> Shay Given
All hope is lost
My body is ready.
harry kane to chelsea when
>>66925698
When they get back into Europe, ie never.
Stoke better not fuck this up
>>66925691
>implying that there's any chance that a keeper won't have a blinder against Spurs
When's the last time one of them played badly against Spurs? Caballero in the 4-1?
>>66925593
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
stoke have been shit for weeks
inb4 they magically become good again
Who does Pochettino remind me of? He looks like some actor or whatever I'm sure.
>steam is fine for 15 mins before game
>starts jumping as soon as the game starts
Every fucking time
>>66925718
No idea, I just presume they all play their best at spurs
I'm off, enjoy
. COYS
>>66925698
Literally never going to happen, he'll probably end up at Manchester City (or Manchester United if Martial and Rashford turn out to be memes). Heck, he might even end up at Real, although that's pretty unlikely since they won't overpay him the way that English clubs will
>>66925734
He reminds my of 2nd place
>>66925697
Name?
Can anyone else hear aliens in this sky transmission
But 150 euro on Stoke to win lads, if they win I'll buy myself a cool drone to play with using the winnings, if I lose well that's just that. It's either free money to invest in a drone or no money to invest in nothing
>>66925744
>they won't overpay him the way that English clubs will
Bale.jpg
Afternoon lads.
How's the match been so far?
REFBALL
>One hand on my willy another holding a mug of hot chocolate
How has your day been lads?
>Tottenscum already benefited from refball
what a shocker
>>66925734
Peter from Fringe
>>66925762
https://www.blacked.com/alli-rae
Just stuck 80 euro on Harry Kane to score first.
I will have enough money for rent if he does!
>>66925764
Can't argue with that logic
Stream lads?
>>66925766
Bale was seen as a Ronaldo replacement by Florentino though. Kane's potential is Benzema-tier, and Benzema is getting paid less than Rooney iirc.
Vardy did nothing wrong
>>66925806
And if he doesn't?
>>66925764
Silly, betting on a team already in Ibiza vs betting on the best team in the league hellbent on winning
>>66925794
Bad, I am still alive.
>when the x go marching in
Is there a bigger indicator of a small club than this? Other than
>x y's barmy army
>>66925794
Literally me but iced
Who /HalfTimeSteak/ here?
Got a lovely bottle of 2005 Spanish Red to go with it lads
Do any non-whites support Spurs, or do they all go for Arsenal?
Bojan is a major cutie desu
>this murrican commentator on NBCSN
top kek
>>66925817
http://vipbox.biz/soccer/watch-1ph0k-stoke-city-vs-tottenham-hotspur
>American commentator
>Post yfw the good guys Stoke wins
>>66925781
looks like shit. reminds me why I watch Liga over this english garbage
>>66925824
Literally every non white is a die hard Arsenal fan lad silly question
>>66925818
>teamname
>Teamname
>TEAMNAAAME
>TEAMNAME
>Teamname
>teamname
>>66925824
all the edmonton and enfield niggers
so about a billion
>>66925840
inb4 he accidentally says soccer
>>66925824
Spurs have a lot of black fans, just like most London clubs.
> Stoke relegated Leicester to League One, the moment this fairy tale started
This is all scripted.
>>66925734
He's Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights.
>Kane
GIVE SOME MEME POWER TO STOKE LADS
\o/
Remembering that Arsenal and City still have yet to play eachother, place the top 5
1. Leicester
2. Spurs
3. City
4. United
5. Arsenal
>>66925834
>he doesn't rate Kyle Martino
A fucking leaf, etc.
>Kane
>Hairy Cane
Vardy would've scored that.
>>66925764
what's the return on that 150
>>66925766
>Overpay
Bale has been the best player in the world for months now.
>>66925806
Bet you wanted to commit just then
>>66925840
that vomit looks like there's a goldfish in it
GIVEN
>meme
kane showing great potential to be a star at chelsea
GIVEN GOAT
>Caine
Wew lad, what a shitter
>>66925814
Did she put her make-up on in the dark?
Post yfw Shay Given is still a professional footballer in the Premier League.
Vardy would have scored that.
>>66925899
>Chelsea
>English players
Kane has United written all over him
Rose last minuite own goal
Cap this.
>>66925873
1. Leicester
2. Spurs
3. City
4. Utd
5. Liverpool
>>66925879
his voice is funny and soothing at the same time
>>66925794
How did you type this out?
dubs and leicester dont win another game this season
>>66925922
>implying Kane won't be playing in Madrid next season
So why do Stoke fans hate Rose?
That's why he's the best
HARRY KANE
KANE KANE KANEKANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
KANE
KANE KANE
KANE
Could someone post a picture of Kane with his mouth closed?
KANE
KANE
KANE
KANE
KANE
KANE
welp
rip lester
CHELSEAS BRAVE HARRY KANE
FUCKING GOYS
KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE
WONDER GOAL
O
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D
E
R
G
O
A
L
KANE?
It´s over lads
>>66925947
English players rarely leave England
KANE
A
N
E
NICE SHOT
>tfw poop brings kane to city this summer
GOAT
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
>>66925806
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>>66925806
Too fucking easy....
top kek
>stoke in charge of defending
>>66925946
Phew that was close lads
Game Over.
JESUS CHRIST THIS GUY IS SO GODDAMN GOOD
>It's a bad guys win again episode
Stoke city eat shit
>>66925806
NOT GOING HOMELESS LADS
>>66925806
looks like you'll have enough m8!
This defence is laughable, fucking hell Stoke
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
One season wonder
KANE?
Kane is unironically good lads
KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES KANE LIVES
Welp
ΚΑΝΕ??
Its coming home lads , you've been warned
EBHK
B
H
K
WHAT A FUCKING GOAL GO ON SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO YIDDO!!!!
literally rigged
why wont they Lester have it already
>>66925971
The two last, relevant ones too both played for Madrid though. Three if you can't Gravesen.
>only scores tap ins
Best striker in the prem you faggots
TELL ME ABOUT KANE
WHY DOES HE SCORE THE GOALS?
WE IN HERE
F I N A L L Y
THE LEICESTER MEME ENDS TODAY
Kane > peak Torres
>>66925971
But when they do, they inevitably go to Madrid. Beckham, Owen, McManaman, Woodgate. And Bayol if you want to count h im.
>>66925991
>team full of young homegrown players
>only team in the league with a negative net spend over the last 5 years
>"bad guys"
ok
cant wait to see kane in that sexy blue lads
>lesterfags on suicide watch
>Crossing to Bojan
Fantastic game plan.
Stoke not even trying ffs
Bad Bun
bloot 2bh
lets play the kane game
FUCKING STOKE MONGOLS ABANDON THREAD
>>66926040
He's in it bud
>>66926017
should have bought that drone outright m8
>>66926038
All these things are irrelevant. Spurs have always, and always will be Cunts FC. You'd know this if you lived here.
>>66925806
>yfw he inevitably spends it all on whiskey instead of paying rent
it's done
all the memes
it's all over
are spurs seriously gonna win the title
"Leicester City, we're coming for you"
This sounds like the type of chant that Spurs fans would have sung ironically during the AVB/Sherwood nightmare season
>>66926025
THE MERCENARY
THE MAURICIO MAN
>>66926050
loved this 2bh
LITERALLY what other defender would do this team
Phil Jones plays for the badge. He's shit but he's a red through and through
this is going to be a 0-5 trumping isnt it
dubs and kane breaks a leg
>>66925996
What is that and why does it repulse me so much
>>66925806
what's the return on that m8?
>>66926063
>I rate Aguero higher than Kane
Lester we forget
>>66926063
Kane/10
>>66926065
Back to containment
>>66926065
Fuck off you Arsenal cuck, just because you're shite
post yfw leicester finish 4th
CALLING IT NOW
STOKE CORNER GOAL.
>>66926037
Pennant went to sociedad lid
>>66926063
kane > aguero
Any /Lifelongs/ channeling for Stoke in here tonight?
>tfw stuck a tenner on spurs at half time against man united when they were 10/1 for the league
Leicester DIVED out of contention to win the league
get it?
>Leicester City, we're coming for you"
;_________;
Why do good things happen to bad people?
>>66926067
>soccer
>>66926091
>putting that much faith in Arsenal
>>66926077
Dubs says yes
>>66926079
Dubs and Vardy gets banned for 3 games and spuds win the league on GD.
>>66926065
They seem ok to me. Maybe it's because Spurs fans are relatively rare over here, but I don't tend to meet too many annoying ones
is it over?
>>66926082
Aguero miles better than kane tbqh
>Getting scored on at home
KANE BTFO
KANE BTFO
Shaqiri looks like a battletoad.
>>66926110
who mentioned arsenal
>be English
>have the choice between Wholesome Harry Kane and Pikey Jamie Vardy winning the premier league
>people unironically want the gypo to win
>>66926121
>scored unto
aaah memememes
>spuds actually bribing teams now
Fuck them
>>66926058
50 lashes coming up, lad.
Arnautovic is such a disgusting looking human..that hair, that face, those tattoos...
>Leicester's last 3 fixtures
I fucking told you fuckers they were just a meme, they'll got max 6 points from their remaining games
Is Alli muslim?
it's not over yet lads, based Stokalona will score
>>66926099
yes but it's ogre
>>66926116
This match was over before it began. But all memes aside, the title race is far from over.
>>66926067
Going to through a tenner on over 3.5 goals and buy a bottle of Redbreast 12 years if I win
>>66926081
€224
>>66926131
>Spurs
>wholesome
boy, it's time to learn about Jews.
>>66926116
Would finger in Crystals/10
>>66926065
t. Arsenal fan
>>66926144
>praying
what do you think?
>>66926131
>be Woy
>have the choice between Wholesome Harry Kane and Pikey Jamie Vardy starting at the Euros
>pick Rooney instead
We can all agree that the yids are the bad guys, right?
im nervous as fuck
ONE OF US
>>66926131
maybe we want a PL winner who isn't from either London or Manchester for once ..
always scared to play Stoke because those motherfuckers are dirty.
>>66926130
>Manchester United will finish 4h
>>66926144
No. I think his mother is/was, but his foster parents are Christian and so is he
>>66926143
If spurs don't win tonight 6 points is enough.
>>66926149
>low_test.jpg
>>66926114
Mate don't listen to Arsenal fans, all they do is bang on about Spurs fans even though they live 20 miles outside London
>>66926143
Look what ever happens happens , stop trying to guees and say 'I LE TOLD YOU XD' ,just enjoy the football and be happy we have a couple of new teams in the mix for the title
>>66926063
He's just too good. I remember some thought he was just another Andy Carroll. Nope.
We're going to win the league lads
>>66926088
>>66926090
>>66926154
You have to be an Arsenal fan to hate Spurs now? The fuck is this all about?
COME ON YOU SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSSSS!!!
>>66926063
Good goal la
Lads, this might be a bit vague but help me out. What was that toy we played with in primary that you flicked at each other? You got them from the corner shop and were the size of half a finger and made of plastic. I honestly can't remember the name and need it to reply to this post >>66926129 .
>>66926119
>aguero is a top3 EPL striker
>>66926175
Blackburn? And nobody seemed too happy about Liverpool getting almost winning it a couple years back
>Paid stream free wont last forever
What did he mean by this?
>"we dont let this dive"
- Divey V, 2016
>>66926151
nice cheeky fucking bet lad, also your rent is cheap as fuck compared to mine
>>66926191
Fuck off kike
>>66926119
Mate If Kane was Brazilian, he'd be called Kaninho and we wouldn't have enough money to afford him.
>>66926151
jesus christ you must live in a dump
When the fuck did Given join Stoke?
>Spurs singing the Payet song
>>66926131
The Gypo vs The Mong
>Ex-Leicester player cucks those lucky fucks out of a league title
>...but the hotsperms win the league
Not sure what I want lads
>>66926204
I did that with the Jar Jar Binks sticky tongue that came with the Beano
Does anyone else have that thing were you're away from /sp/ for a couple of weeks and when you come back you think, 'fucking hell, were game threads always like this'?
>>66926204
Crazybones
>>66926206
Blackburn is in Manchester tbf m8
>>66926222
I just assumed he died of natural causes 5 years ago.
>>66926205
>aguero isnt a top3 EPL striker
>>66926218
Haroldinho has a nice ring to it desu
dat sloppy defending
stoke literally dont give a shit tonight
>tfw hate kikes and sandniggers
therefor I hate both Spurs and Arsenal
>>66926182
>If spurs don't win tonight
Spurs will win all their remaining games
>>66926187
Damage control already starting I see. /lifelong/s btfo. I've posted at the start of every Leicester thread this year that they were a meme and would bottle it in their last 3 fixtures. No one would listen.
>>66926183
Literally this. How can anyone find her attractive?
>>66926131
is Vardy genuinely a gyppo?
>>66926215
Calm down mohammad
Just imagine if we win the leauge and the scum finish 5th! hahaha
>>66926205
im a spurs fan and aguero is the best striker in the league, maybe top 5 in the world
>>66926204
Go-gos/ crazy bones?
it will forever amaze me how glenn whelan remains a PL starter for stoke
>>66926241
ty famalam
>>66926129
Nah he looks like a crazybone mate
>>66926205
Top 1 desu
>>66926237
/sp/ was never good
>>66926206
maybe we want a PL winner who isn't from either London or Lancaster for once ..
>>66926211
>>66926220
thats not the full rent lads, I just need the last 200
>>66926223
who?
What's the better trio?
Messi Neymar Suárez or
Alli Kane Eriksen?
>people unironically want to see Spurs winning the league
gonna go to the shop and buy pic related for meme magic, anyone want something?
Just give us the fucking trophy now 2bh
>>66926259
no
anglos dont know what actual gypsies are
>>66926204
Gogo's Crazy Bones
two meter peter to come off the bench and cunt one in for 2-2 draw
Yes Kane is a very good stricker
But for England we really need to play players who have international experience , use Kane a super sub and start Rooney behind Welbeck
>>66926223
when did west ham copyright the melody of "don't take me home"
???
Yeah, fuck off you mug.
>Ah, Mousa Dembele
Literally the worst chant.
>>66926200
>that whole post
>>66926183
>>66926258
>he doesn't find rat-faced girls attractive
What's their problem? Are they queer lads?
ew an american playing for stoke
>>66926272
Eh, I liked it when it was active enough during the day to chat about football or whatever but not too busy that it was just retards slinging shit.
>>66926256
>Spurs will win all their remaining games
>>66926266
>maybe top 5
there's no maybe about it
3rd best in the world maybe even 2nd
>>66926292
this is the worst IRL meme
>woy actually thinks like this
>>66926197
People like spurs. Fun to watch, likeable players, English core.
Deal with it.
>>66926275
oh ok good on you, pay that shit right away pham before you spend the money
>>66926270
I am the same guy and ya I agree that's a fair comparison.
>tfw spurs will win
>tfw evill will always triumph
>tfw good never win
Lads...has the Stoke meme died?
>>66926300
are you some kind of kikeaboo?
spurs and that creature?
>>66926287
according to Anglo i'm a gypsy
>mfw nobody can score on spurs
>>66926292
if this is unironic
you're a fuckin idiot and having "muh international experience" means fucking nothing in a real game
>Lel Alli
>>66926282
Buying sweets and posting a picture of them in the thread is a Spurs meme lad, this will backfire.
>>66926151
Lav?
Think the slippy G this does not slip copy pasta could be nicely adapted to something with Vardy's dive and the webm of him being cheeky and simulating someone's dive to thref
>>66926149
>>66926300
Up in the air was goat.
>>66926321
The Jews aren't evil, they're the likable underdog of races
>>66926308
Messi
Suarez
Aguero
Lewandoski
Ibra
>>66926322
sorry but they aren't even a meme team in this season
>>66926292
bait
>>66926287
We have your kind as well. I used to live with some Bulgarians and Slovakians and their hatred for Gypsies was unlike anything I'd seen before, do you have this feeling as well?
That counter reminded me of Harry's spurs
dubs to help Stoke
Lads how do I have my half time steak? Thinking medium rare. Got some peppercorn sauce and a shitload of new potatoes to go with it
>>66926342
I wonder who could be behind this post
>>66926323
I'm not Spurs, /lifelong/ Lester Fox fan m8.
>>66926322
It died when Pulis left
>be famed for being hard to beat
>no one likes coming to your ground
>sign manlet-lets from Barcelona
>become a soft touch
>spurs can show up and dominate you
>>66926342
'no'
>>66926277
barca
by far
At least Spurs play football
All Leicester do is play thug ball
>>66926359
Dubs and Arnautovic blooter
>>66926287
Pikeys and gypsies are not the same, we have both.
>>66926359
Dubs and spuds win the league on GD.
>Only the away fans can be heard
Typical "Premier" League ambience
>>66926344
wasn't including messi desu but otherwise i agree
would maybe have someone else over ibra
>>66926292
>Welkek
I like the guy, but he is no Kane.
>>66926277
Vardy, Mahrez, Kanté
Why do some of you want the bad guys to win the league?
>>66925205
>Danny fucking Simpson
get out, now.
>>66926308
He's not even the 3rd best Argie striker:
Messi
Higuain
Tevez
Dybala
Aguero
>>66926342
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>>66926277
right now, Alli, Kane, Eriksen
overall, MSN
>>66926353
yes
gypsies are the only """people""" i consider genuine subhumans
>>66926367
You hate Jews so much you flood your country with Muslim rapists. I can see a slight flaw in your master plan...
>>66926358
>ywn see 'arry manage Harry
>>66926379
Thats why you couldnt cheat against Lestah or beat Man u
>>66926379
Thug and hoof mate.
>city
>spurs
>lestah
>arsenal
book it lads
>>66926395
nice bait but seriously kys
I don't know who is better Aguero or Suarez
Suarez seems better overall but there are some things Aguero does that mark him out
Aguero might be better in slow paced games when you need a late goal
>>66926388
Aubayameng?
>>66926402
It's like flooding your country full of deadly snakes to keep rats out
>>66926344
>Lewandoski
>Trumps campaign manager for best striker
ask michelle fields
>>66926366
>>spurs can show up and dominate you
Spurs can show up and dominate pretty much anyone this season tbf
>>66926410
>>arsenal
>>66926342
This desu. Great bunch of lads the Jews.
>>66926379
When will the "anti-football" meme die?
>>66926392
There are no good guys in this world, son.
Have to be ruthless to get to the top.
>>66926406
Good
>crossing to shaqiri
>>66926424
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>66926424
God what a fat, white pig. Would love to collar her up and breed it.
>>66926416
yeh maybe i don't really know haha
>>66926424
THICK
>>66926416
>aubamemeyang
>good
>>66926414
>le offside rat
>good
>>66926414
Suarez is definitely rounded player but aguero is probably a better pure striker
>>66926414
If Aguero wasn't plagued by injuries it'd be a close call. But as it is, Suarez is one or two steps above his countryman
>>66926414
For me fully fit and in form it's a really hard decision. If Aguero wasn't made of glass I think more people would rate him higher.
>>66926430
This tbqh.
>>66926464
>his countryman
>>66926424
that gyno
Big arnautavic is gonna seal a Stoke 1-1 I'm calling it now
lads i got really drunk on saturday and was making out with this really qt girl and she gave me her number and told me to text her on sunday but when i woke up on sunday i checked her contact in my phone and all i had was her area code
:(((((((((((
Fuck off Spurs.
Can you please just lose? Why are they trying to ruin the best Cinderella story of all time?
Absolutely no one wants your small time team to win the league
>>66926256
>a meme
>if they miss out on the title by a few points
But mate, weren't people saying Leicester were going to bottle it in November? And January? And March?
>>66926471
>uruguay
>a country
>>66926424
when she was thinner she was about the best-looking British woman I had ever seen
>>66926458
>better pure striker
>can't even head the ball
wew
Been a crazy season, nobody could have predicted at the beginning of the season, that despite being massively against the odds, a team nobody would ever consider as title contenders, tottenham, would win the league,
>>66926477
CHAT SHIT GET BANNED
>>66926458
Aguero is a low-centre of gravity babby
Suarez is literally the most perfect striker since Ronaldo de Lima
Where is Charlie Adam?
>>66926477
Nice b8.
>Bojan
>>66926477
leicester are going to have the biggest choke of all time and there is NOTHING you can do to save them
>>66926379
>this triggers the tripfag
>Spurs have got some big guys too
What did he mean by this?
>bowyan
>>66926471
Oh yeah, actually kind of ashamed I made that mistake...it's been a long day
>Bojan played for Barcelona
>>66926424
>>66926485
i'd still smash
>>66926491
he's right there mate
>the waldo ones are harder
>>66926441
>breed
i don't know what this means
>>66926509
>barcelona
>good
if leicester slips there is literally no point in football anymore
>>66926491
I still remember the butt hurt that day.
Shit was glorious.
>>66926504
They've got some big guys FOR YOU
Spurs winning the league would be embarrassing. At least Leicester are a good team.
>>66926504
KANE?
Accidentally wandered off to /gif/ for the last 15 minutes, lads.
>>66926344
>that flag
>messi
Fucking hell. Stick Neymar and Bale on there while you're at it.
>>66926490
Aguero is a much more explosive player desu and he's a better finisher. It just depends on the system they play in desu.
Literally eating food from a saucepan like an animal here
>>66926525
wew
>>66926528
The Jews ALWAYS win
SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS SPUDS
Could someone post a picture of Kane with his mouth closed?
>>66926491
>this man is in his late 20s
Rose is top quailty
>>66926496
cant be a bigger choke than Barca right now.
>>66926256
>Spurs will win all their remaining games
>>66926528
This. I'm planning to kill myself if they slip up, I've needed a good reason for years
It's okay when Kane dives.
>>66926496
>still 5 points behind i f you win this match
>Leicester's first dropped points in like 5 or 6 games
Honestly you have maybe a 10% chance of winning the league and that's being generous
>>66926539
been for a quick wank lad?
>>66926549
bit more embarrassing for Alexis to wear his sleeves over his hands like some kind of faggot at that age
>>66926542
Saved yourself on the washing up and helped the environment though
that ibra wannabe thinks he's something special don't be lmao
>tfw next season Lesster and Spuds are going to choke out of the CL
>Thereby putting England behind Italy in the coefficient race
The anglo butthurt will be glorious
>>66926541
He only ever scores tap ins from close range, and he's only more "explosive" because manlets always are.
>>66926539
>"accidentally"
The commentator on my stream just said Arnautovic doesn't get many "reps" even though football is a completely free flowing game
>not a yellow
thank you based ref
is stoke one of the least hated clubs in england?
>>66926528
Eh, at least Spurs will win it if they do.
>>66926564
This. It's what 14 year old emo girls do.
>>66926491
this was hilarious
>>66926560
who said i supported spuds?
>>66926542
ive been eating everything with a knife for 6 months now since i lost my fork
>Scousers still wank off ratboy
>>66926577
w-where's his dick?
>le I wish I was ibra man
tempted to put a cheeky fiver on spurs to win the league
>>66926579
not by arselel fans
>>66926572
Selling aguero short here. He's scored plenty of blooters and he scores a lot of tap ins because of how good his movement off the ball is
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>66926491
This just sums Arsenal up
>>66926570
wow it's not like I've heard this for about four years now
>says increasingly nervous man for seventh time.jpg
>>66926592
checks flag
- it's legit
>Dembelel
>>66926600
In your father
>>66926592
Only owning the one fork was pathetic enough desu.
>>66926604
>wanting to be in mangala's pocket
tip top kek
New?
>>66926491
Tell that to Sanchez's snapped neck
>>66926583
It's comfy m8
>>66926591
I refuse to believe that anyone other than Spurs fans could not want Leicester to win the league.
>>66926570
A swede with a sore arse, who'd have thunk it
>>66926344
Messi is a winger, if you're including him then you might as well include Cristiano too.
>>66926600
Inside your mum senpai.
GA
TH
KI
RA
WA
NO
>>66926633
Leicester were a bunch of cheating cunts yesterday and were lucky to draw
>>66926619
>>66926622
i only have 1 pan, 1 plate and 1 knife
dont need anything more desu
>Kyle Walker
>Runs
stoke are a team of rejects
>>66926633
Them and everyone in Nottingham and even the Championship
>>66926639
I was gonna but I think those 5 players play the striker role better than Ronaldo
>>66926562
Too close to call m8
>>66926618
I think that from next season on the Chelsea CL-winning season won't count anymore, so with teams like Leicester and Spurs representing England in the CL 2016/17 will be the best chance Italy will ever get of taking back that fourth CL spot.
Probably won't happen though, and I say that as an italyboo
>>66926633
United supporter here, I want Spurs to win.
Can't stand Vardy's ego and lestas PHILOSPHY.
>>66926651
I see the FA have sent their best shitposters
Bojan score
>>66926616
wish i was 2bh
>crafty and rich
>those beautiful jewesses
>untouchable because of muh 6 gorillion
>bomb arabs with little repercussions
>have your own mono-ethno-religious state
>>66926402
Except the jews are responsible for it. They are a tiny minority but control most of the media
>>66926639
>Messi is a winger
>>66926656
should at least have a week's worth of plates and utensils...
JUST GOT HOME LADS
DID I MISS ANYTHING APART FROM THE GOAL?
>>66926362
Medium rare is the best way to go
>>66926633
>Being shocked at the existance of contrarians
>On 4chan of all places
Come on son. Wanting Leicester to win the title has become the most normie thing going within sports.
>>66926663
they're surprisingly fun to watch
just hoping to profit from a cheeky collapse desu
Why is Lamela wearing mascara?
Lamellas Come a long way the lad but he needs to ditch the eye liner
>>66926683
>those beautiful jewesses
I must have missed those
>>66926633
leicester have been shit for weeks, grinding out lucky undeserved 1-0 wins, as their opponents hit the woodwork and get denied clear penalties
tottenham are actually a good team, who are playing well, scoring lots of goals and winning convincingly
leicester are diving hoofball retards
not to mention if a mongy team like leicester wins the league the epl becomes a complete laughing stock
>>66926687
dumb frogposter
>>66926663
So is Lester tbf
>>66926362
Why are you having tea so late you absolute madman
theres something really feminine about lamelas face
he looks like a lesbian
>>66926683
>wanting a mutilated penis
nice try
>>66926675
It would have been but Man City and Liverpool doing better than expected this year along with Italian teams collapsing has managed to nearly remove that possibility.
>>66926656
What will do, if you have visitors?
>playing with gloves in april
wtf?
>>66926707
>>66926709
Pretty hot though
>>66926710
The AT&T girl
>>66926709
No, he should use more of it, paint it in a kind of domino mask shape around his eyes
>>66926710
pic
>>66926715
was gonna have it earlier but i snacked on pistachio nuts and ruined my appetite
>>66926719
it's worth the price
>>66926693
Some potato man won a bet on EBHK scoring first, shit posting, arguing whether or not Jews are human or are not, Given is actually starting, ebin memes, booing Walker because reasons and its fucking /sp/, mate, you've missed nothing. It has been pretty much spurs with the odd Stoke chance (all easy saves).
I swear I just heard the mic pick up a stoke fan shouting YOU'RE REALLY UGLY at one of the players
>>66926677
they subcontract the TIDF via Putin and the Chinese
>>66926803
/lifelong/ here. I'd be pretty upset
>>66926570
inb4 Liverpool and City win the EL and CL respectively this year
>>66926467
THE ROOSE IS LOOSE
AND THE KANE BRINGS PAIN
