Samardjiza vs. Maeda
Go get your own lineups, assholes
hahaha time for shitposting.
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the World Series for Giants fans
>mfw a gint tried to make out with another male near me
I'm here to shitpost
Post >yfw most Jints fans hate America
>>66913075
already in damage control mode and the game hasn't even started
>>66913112
>A good example of this is that during the final 3 game Dodger-vs-Giants series in 1991, the Giants drew over 150,000 fans. The attendance for these 3 games represented almost 1⁄10 of their total fans (1.7 million) for the entire 81 game home schedule, and prompted at least one reporter on ESPN to wonder if the euphoria in the Bay Area following the games reflected a delusion that the Giants had won the World Series rather than simply knocking the Dodgers out.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. HOW FUCKING OBSESSED
#beatLA
I need to build a retaining wall, so I'm thinking about just buying a couple Dodgers fans from the Home Depot parking lot. What's the going rate on them, like 20/hour?
I want a real, nonshitpost answer from a Dodgers fan explaining to me why they honestly think the Dodgers are better than the Giants
>>66913134
Because we have the greatest pitcher of all time and the best offense in the league. We also have the best closer in the league.
>>66913134
Well, we didn't get owned by the Rockies...so..yeah.
Tell me, how did the Giants postseason go last year?
ITT: sour ass LA niggas
>>66913159
Just trying to talk baseball cunt. Prepare to be wrecked by the team that can actually execute when it matters this season
>>66913132
20/hr? Really? Try like 16/hr.
>>66913181
Like they did last year, right?
Your pitching staff's ERA is fucking horrific. Your 4 and 5 pitchers are total shit. And the offense is too hot and cold.
That's how the Dodgers are better than the Giants, you fucking faggot ass anti-American
>>66913132
I know "carpenters" that work for $50 a day
>>66913174
>using la lingo to verbally assault south central fans
Holy fuck get your owb originally norcal fag
>>66913226
>owb originally
What did he mean by this?
>ywn take hitting lessons from Barry Bonds
>>66913207
Panik, Pence, and Pagan all missed most of the season last year and we still finished in second. Peavy can be really good but he's streaky. We'll see if Cain can come back from his injury and return to form and we have Heston who can fill in either of these guys fall apart. You guys are the most underachieving overpaid pieces of shit I've ever seen put on a uniform
>>66913159
When was the last World Series for you guys?
Hope you were around in 1988, aka the last time your vapid fanbase could bandwagon onto a good LAD team.
>>66913102
DAILY REMINDER IT HAS BEEN 1 year and 9 days since the Giants had a military flyover.
>>66913258
So your players are made of fucking paper mache, correct?
Not our fault we have more depth than you do. And we do have the greatest pitcher in the MLB.
>>66913317
JUST
U
S
T
Our city is shit desu
>>66913317
Delet this
>>66913207
You cunts spend fucking hundreds of millions for shit teams, only to watch as the best team in California wins 3 out of the last 6 WS. You've been cucked right out of your own state.
>>66913303
Yet, despite our short drought (that is way shorter than the Cubs-esque drought your shit team had) we still have more CA WS than you do
LA Dodgers 5
SF Giants 3
>>66913332
Only Pagan is made out of paper mache. I'm not making excuses, you guys played better than us last season. I'm just telling you why and explaining that it won't happen again in this year of 2016
Hey where's DG?
>>66913317
Why's that?
>Inb4 anti-American meme
Really, why is that?
>>66913402
ded
>>66913317
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
GIANTS ARE YOU FAGGOTS EVEN TRYING?
>>66913398
Yes, exactly.
The Dodgers are better than the Giants
That's why the Dodgers are in 1st right now.
when did our state go so wrong?
>>66913430
The Giants are in first because the Giants are 4-2 against the Dodgers this year
Do you actually know anything about baseball?
>>66913317
costs like a bazillion grapes to have these im guessing?
but fuck im triggered. I consider my self to be liberal but fuck. comon man.
reeeee
>>66913432
When San Francisco thought that military flyovers were insulting to their PTSD-ridden college students
>>66913455
The team pays for it. The city banned them because "muh evul military"
>>66913432
When San Francisco became America's anus
>>66913393
>A-at least we're not t-the C-Cubs
Wow, that's the best you've got? Your response is, "it's only been close to 3 decades"?
You've been bringing up LAST YEAR as reasons why the Giants suck, but 30 years is recent history to you?
You're stupid as well, not surprising.
Reply to this post if your team hasn't been almost relocated 3 times while they have been in California
Not so fast, Jintsfags
>>66913489
>when your city becomes even more of a meme
Jesus Christ I really need to move to Oakland.
>>66913518
Nothing is as pathetic as 1954-2010, and giving such great franchises like the Angels and A's WS wins.
>>66913542
Reply to this post if your "city" is a beaner-ridden shithole in the middle of the desert, the main exports of which are Hollywood Jews and coked-up pornstars.
Go right ahead Dirtgers.
Teams that the LA Dodgers beat in the World Series
White Sox
Yankees (twice)
A's
Twins
Teams the Giants beat
Rangers
Tigers
Royals
So """"impressive""""
Jesus dick this thread sucks ass and the game hasn't even started yet
>>66913575
You sure? Because (You) allowed that "pathetic" team to get 3 (three) WS this decade, and (You) can't even muster enough wins to get first (1st) place in the West right now.
>>66913601
They also get a lot of imported coked up pornstars from the rest of the country
L.A. is literally where people's souls go to die
maeda still hasnt allowed a run.
vs shork.
im spooked bois.
>>66913575
Dodgers gave the As a World Series win too. And the fact the 2nd LA team has a more recent title than the Dodgers is pathetic
>>66913639
>mfw most of the people here aren't even Giants or Dodgers fans we just came in here because OP linked in the general saying that this was the shitposting free edition
>>66913257
>hittings lessons from a cheater than got even Frank Thomas of all people upset and possibly mad that barry didn't admit he juiced
ROSS STRIPLING HOUSE TOUR
>>66913676
>Angels
>LA
lol.
They are bigger rivals to us than you are though
>>66913601
what if my "city" is a beaner-ridden shithole in the middle of the desert, the main exports of which are..... meth and most recently raghead terrorism ?
>>66913634
It is. All those teams were good.
Dodgers beating the 63 and 81 Yankees isn't an accomplishment. Nor is beating that Twins team.
Though the Dodgers did get BTFO by the Orioles in '66 and the Yankees in '77 and '78
>>66913677
Is there a more shitpost-tastic rivalry in baseball? I honestly can't think of one
Every fucking thread it's just
>Reminder beating the Dodgers is the equivalent blah blah blah
>Reminder it's been 30 years since the Dodgers blah blah blah
Shit's not even banter any more it's the same damn unfunny copy pasta and people bite the bait every time
>>66913707
>Differnt leagues
>"""Rivals"""
Just how stupid are you?
>>66913707
They are the 2nd team in the market and everyone here can say they were alive for it.
You weren't alive for Gibson's home run
>>66913036
>San Francisco
>Northern California
When will this meme end?
>>66913772
Just how stupid are you
>>66913735
honestly senpai im fine with it, just proves how many assholes would watch these games
>>66913772
>le pitcher batting 8th maymay
When are people going to start bringing up other sports?
>>66913778
>falling for such shitty bait
bad form sempai
>>66913778
>>66913790
Bay Area here, I really don't consider us part of NorCal either.
>>66913834
when the dodgers start losing
>>66913772
R E D
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D I N G
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Stream?
>>66913834
im not even watching this shitty sport, this is just a more zoomed in version of int
>>66913846
>ESPN stream
>female commentator
nope.jpg
>ESPN retarded-as-fuck camera angles
>>66913639
>wheres the discussion
Fuck off m8
WHY IS THERE A WOMAN COMMENTATING ON MENS BASEBALL REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66913905
>tfw listening to based Ozzie Guillen
Any stream? MLB.tv has it blacked out for me.
>>66913935
It's on ESPN
>>66913879
That's the only stream senpai, better get used to it, but she's really needs to work on her in game work her pregame wasn't horrible just meh
i fucking hate espn with that stupid pitch tracker.
>>66913955
I don't pay for cable, just internet and mlb.tv. Any ghetto streams?
>>66913970
strikeout dot co
>>66913970
here you go senpai
>>66914023
thanks friend
>>66914051
what kind of fish can you catch there?
if Maeda makes it to the post season and preforms just like Kershaw did. do you guys think he would do that japanese suicide with a broken bat on the mound?
>learning two-syllable words is impressive
>no lineups posted in the thread
/sp/ has gone down hill
>>66914051
Beautiful
>L.A. """""""""""""""""River""""""""""""""""""
>>66914102
wrong thread
this is the shitpost thread, you got tricked
>>66914102
I made a thread with lineups first but everybody posted in here
So, has Samardjiza actually pitched in SF yet?
>>66913402
hes actually quite tolerable in the gamethreads but he doesn't really show up.
hes more cancer in the Generals.
christ i forgot just how bad espn telecasts were
dont just mean muh sjw wimmenz chatterbox, the camerawork is fuckawful too
>>66914102
The one with the lineup got completely ignored because this one was posted in the general
>>66914102
>not correcting it
San Francisco Giants:
1. Denard Span (L) CF
2. Joe Panik (L) 2B
3. Buster Posey (R) C
4. Hunter Pence (R) RF
5. Brandon Belt (L) 1B
6. Matt Duffy (R) 3B
7. Brandon Crawford (L) SS
8. Jeff Samardzija (R) P
9. Angel Pagan (S) LF
Los Angeles Dodgers:
1. Chase Utley (L) 2B
2. Corey Seager (L) SS
3. Justin Turner (R) 3B
4. Adrian Gonzalez (L) 1B
5. Yasiel Puig (R) RF
6. Yasmani Grandal (S) C
7. Howie Kendrick (R) LF
8. Joc Pederson (L) CF
9. Kenta Maeda (R) P
>>66914124
Jokes on you, every doyers v jints thread is shitpost central
>>66914148
not yet
>>66914148
Not yet. I think he's pitched in Milwaukee, Denver and now LA.
Fuck Bum Gardner and the Gnats
So is Cueto the ace now of the Jints? He has pitched a shitload better than Bumgarner has
>>66914167
>>66914167
he pitched on SF during the battle of the bay, read spring training
>tfw these announcers
literally more insufferable than vin scullys ramblings
this bitch just called a splitter a cutter
how could you possibly confuse the two
>>66914185
cueto was better than bumgarner up until 2015
>jints
>"pretty good defensive team"
>>66914171
hur dururr fuck you im so mad.
mfw trump builds the wall between NorCal and ShitCal.
>>66914227
>Doyer fan knowing nothing about baseball
big surprise there
So how badly will I get slut shamed if I go to a game in AT&T Park
>>66914185
yes untill peavy gets hurt and giants sign lincecum with his new robotic arm made out of hemp and retakes his throne.
>>66914227
besides Kolby fumbling those two plays the giants have been pretty solid, but go ahead and think that the giants aren't a good team defensively
>>66914283
You forgot the robot hip too.
Also where the fuck is he. I would check up on him all the time and it was "he's gonna throw for teams in november" and then that moved to december and then february and then nothing since then
>>66914268
>>66914295
Jints defense in this series and their series vs the Rockies has been laughable, have you even been watching your own team?
>>66914282
Aren't they SJWs? Why would they slut shame you? Also, why name yourself after Tensnake?
>>66914336
>taking a sample size of 6 games seriously
Doyer fans are also bad at math, big surprise.
>Maeda can't throw strikes
>jints bailing him out by swinging
why
are there qt japfus at doyers stadium right now?
>posey - gold glove finalist, wilson defensive catcher of the year
>matt duffy - gold glove finalist
>brandon belt - gold glove finalist
>brandon crawford - gold glove winner
lol okay
>>66914367
>"W-w-we were g-g-good last year!"
>>66913905
>WHY IS THERE A WOMAN COMMENTATING ON MENS BASEBALL REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I actually have the game on mute because of this. Woman are fucking cancer. They despise sports but have to weasel their way into it somehow fuck.
>>66914337
>being this new
I am 10snake familia
>>66914192
the woman announcer is atrocious and only there for arbitrary reasons
>>66914408
muh research
>>66913036
NorCal > SoCal
t. Seattle anon
Shoutsout to my Bay niggas
>>66914441
what response are you trying to elicit?
>>66914445
more like gay niggas
where's my k&k aaaaaaaa
>>66914477
got heem
>>66914464
fuck off newfag
>>66914425
shiet i was wondering what happend to that niggah.
also: when is lex out of pound-me-in-the-ass prison?
>>66914485
kuip's on the radio with Jon
>>66914416
She's trying so hard to seem knowledgeable and nonchalant too. It's disgusting
>that Puig photoshoot/slideshow
>>66914408
Gold gloves don't mean shit. Derek Jeter got gold gloves when he was costing his team runs. Anyways, that guy is still retarded because the Giants defense is above average at every infield position.
>>66914503
shove some churros up your ass, spic
Sit down Poo Egg
am i seeing shit or is shark imitating cuetos delivery?
>>66914434
What's with all the /r9k/ cucks here bitching about a woman being an announcer?
I don't care that she's a woman, it's not like Kruk is better than her because he's male. They're all fucking awful.
>>66914525
why does baseball let espn have games
>>66914581
you know what, I think he is
>>66914582
because she is only there to arbitrarily have a female announcer. I wish the male announcers would just grunt after every time she says something
>>66914512
>tfw tensnake literally is living his dream and is a DJ at a Miami night club
>>66914582
4chan attracts virgin betas
who do you think marlinsbro is rooting for?
>>66914584
i dont want some computer telling me where the ball went. i want to watch the pitch and determine by my goddamn self where it went and have spirited arguments with my peers on where that ball went.
>>66914634
>because she is only there to arbitrarily have a female announcer
Ok? Is she really worse than any other ESPN announcer? Why does it fucking matter? You getting triggered by this is sad.
>>66914640
I guess so.
>>66914582
She's bad because she doesn't sound natural. It's forced. She's imitating a real male commentator
you know my boy Kenley fucked her
>an interview about movies and food during a game
fucking espn
jessica mendoza legs brehs
Holy shit
Screenshots for fap material plz
>favorite meal
>fried chicken
Do baseball players get as much pussy as NBA or NFL players?
>Curacao.
isnt a giants coach from there?
hitting coach i think.
>>66914738
Bruh
Mlb has the bigges pot in terms on money. Sloots love money
pagan needs to grow his beard out again
he looks like a serial killer
>tfw if you werent such a lazy faggot in high school, you could've been rotting away in the indians single A affiliate
>pitcher batting 8th
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Who is responsible for this meme? Holy shit even bochy taking the bait. Shts annoying desu
The fix is in
>>66914819
>thinking the order you bat your last 3 batters matters at all
ishygddt
that strike zone overlay is so useless
>>66914794
>tfw if you would have made grades in high school you would have hit high in the lineup and been completely ignored by scouts
Coulda been a contender I tell ya
PANIK
DON'T PANIK
>>66914854
its fucking off center
PANIK
A
N
I
K
fuck i knew that was coming..maeda's pitches have been funky all afternoon
Based Panik
Gnats are Paniking right now
>>66914850
>Implying Angel Pagan isn't a gorilla on times a better hitter than whoever's pitching
You want your good batters to get more at bats throughout the course of the system
Also based Panik with the home run
>>66914856
>tfw high school team got a former major leaguer to coach the team and put in money to the program the year after I graduated
God hates me
>>66914819
>who is responsible for this meme
People that understand basic mathematics.
>>66914819
genius joe maddon, the meme manager
although he seems to have abandoned it after making it into a meme, ironically enough
>>66914903
its like a .3 percent difference between 9 and 8 overall in terms of number AB's
>>66914912
hi there reddit
>>66914903
it barely matters, especially since you start using pinch hitters around the 6th-7th inning
I got a job offer in Fremont. Can anyone tell me what that place is like? Is it full of white people?
>>66914819
>>66914903
>>66914912
>>66914916
It doesn't matter you retards. Where are the stats that prove a pitcher batting 8th or 9th is better? Your last three hitters fucking suck, it's a negligible difference.
when you're the giants and all your pitchers can bunt well and the lineup is stacked with contact hitters, having the pitcher hit 8th is fine. not every team could pull it off but the giants can given their staff.
>>66914921
>>66914934
Pitcher batting 8th kills any rally you have leading up to that. I don't understand why you wouldn't want to score as many runs as soon as possible
>>66914948
India Jr tBh
>you will never go grocery shopping with Scully and get kosher kike shit
>>66914948
Indians and Whites, whites are near mission so anywhere else is ghetto
>>66914934
this guy gets it
>Vin Scully will die before the end of this season
I think the pitcher bats eighth because Bochy doesn't know where to put Pagan otherwise.
>>66914972
a pitcher coming up doesn't mean a rally is killed. the giants have good hitting pitchers and they bunt well as well.
>>66914972
because giants are top 5 in run production
>small samplesize
we'll see asshat
>>66914955
>Angel Pagan and Brandon Crawford suck
What the fuck are you talking about? Literally every position on the Giants besides pitcher can hit
shark looking good tonight
said it yesterday, but it's fun having cueto and shark who can hit 95 with the heater
I hate this team
Guys.
Pagan is batting 9th and he's leading the league in runs scored.
That proves that the fucking order at the back-end of the lineup is negligible.
>>66914921
>>66914934
>>66914955
>>66914850
>I understand basic ratios and elementary school math!
>>66914819
>>66914903
>>66914926
>>66914972
>>66914992
>I'm literally retarded.
>>66915041
hi there reddit
>>66914992
2 outs, runner on second. Lifetime .100 hitter Johnny Cueto steps up to the plate instead of Angel Pagan
No thanks
>>66914955
I wasn't arguing it made a difference. In fact, it probably doesn't make a difference: http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=26045
>>66915034
>using runs scored as a way to determine if a player is good or not
>Pagan can now will his teammates to get hits while he's on base
Pagan confirmed for wizard.
>>66915052
>this fucking strawman
Bochy's interviews always leave me hanging onto the edge of my seat
KENTA MAEDA SURE MAEDA BAD PITCH TO PANIK THERE
>swinging bunt
>>66915065
I'm not using runs scored as a way to determine a good player. I'm just saying that people are thinking the 9th hitter gets considerably less play time than the 8th hitter which is not really that fucking true. The fact that a 9th hitter is leading the league in something proves 9 hitters matter too.
>>66915068
It fucking happened just the other day retard
>>66914948
lots and lots of curries. For some reason theres an entire street with almost nothing but Bail Bonds sellers
pence looks a lot like vardy
how many eries would the dodgers have if they had Bochy as manager?
>>66915145
Gorrilions
>>66915108
Do you seriously think that a 2 out situation happens to 8 hitters that much more than it happens to 9 hitters?
>These announcers
Good god, ESPN just can't hire any competent announcers can they?
duffy's in a funk
>>66915165
they've all jumped ship
>>66915160
>b-but it happened in this one game!
Matt cucky sucks ass this year.
>>66915160
>I have never played baseball
>I have no idea what I'm talking about
>We should interrupt a sequence of good hitters for no reason
>pitcher gets third strait ground ball
>better walk the next guy so i can fuck up to the pitcher
someone please show me evidence that the 8 hitter has considerable more at bats than the 9 hitter throughout the season.
also let's just completely forget that once the starting pitcher gets pulled it doesn't matter anymore anyways.
>>66915199
Up steps the pitcher Salmonella with the bases loaded and two outs
Did these guys just call Cueto a good hitter?
johnny cueto looka like predator
Lmao
>>66915219
you 'inturupt' a series of good hitters in exchange for making a better chain of hitters, dude
pagan-span-panick is way scarier than duffy-crawford-pagan
>>66915186
His GB exit velocity closely matched his GIDP chances last year. (him and Mcgee had the most GIDP per position played out of all major league positions last year)
I don't see much reason to see GB velo jumping or tanking this year, though he is due to regress BABIP-wise.
I'm not hating because she's a woman
I'm hating because nothing she says is correct or relevant
>>66915274
>not watching the spanish broadcast
>>66915274
neither is anything else coming out of a male ESPN announcers mouth, so why single her out?
>>66915286
>doyer fans watching espn deportes
>>66915274
This is the case with pretty much every national broadcast announcer.
>>66915264
Then fucking bat
1. Pagan
2. Span
3. Panik
Literally why the fuck would you bat Pagan 9th!? What don't you understand?
>Salmonella leaves the bases loaded
>>66915219
the sequence gets broken up no matter what anyways. jesus fuck how much of a difference do you think there is between 8 and 9?
what sequence do you think is better?
pagan>span>panik>duffy>posey>pence>belt>crawford
or
span>panik>duffy>posey>pence>belt>crawford>pagan
pagan is someone who thrives when people hit after him. hes not a RBI guy but hes a good run scoring guy. crawford is the other way around, and hes also the worst hitter on the team.
>>66915323
1st and third
if you're gonna shit post at least get the number of runners left on
>>66915298
At least they're not calling splitters cutters and fastballs sliders.
>Interviewing Dave Roberts as "Jump Around" by House of Pain plays in the stadium int he background.
>>66915342
They literally can't just look up the stats to analyze for themselves the difference. I don't think these people really understand how negligible the difference is and they're just upset because it's something new and different so it's scaring them and threatening.
>more magic negro virtue signaling
god I hate ESPN
>>66915346
The point remains
>>66915323
well, this is just conjecture, but i'd assume bochy doesn't want pagan hitting 1st for whatever reason. too many at bats? can't hit under pressure? idk.
>Cheering for a hit
Doyer fans everybody
>>66915352
>he's never listened to Joe Buck or Tim McCarver
wew
>>66915376
I don't need stats boy. I've got my gut
>>66915383
well i like to think craw would have poped out anyways, and to the giants credit now its Pagan Span Panik lead off instead of smazrdjizzajasidhf, span panik
also if sammy kills this rally i will concede the point to batting ninth anon.
Ya guys lets just have Pagans high OBP and good speed wasted by having a pitcher hit after him.
Or we can make a minor swap and put Crawford in that position because he's a shit.
>>66915383
>>66915412
or technically Pagan, Smadizzalasjkfaxsl, Span, you want to talk about unfortunate sequences
cmon duffy get it together MANG
GOT HEEEEEEM
ITT: people who would be terrible at accounting and finance because they can't understand the concept of deferring.
Huh, I thought Seager was faster than that.
>running on 2-2
>sity of Seager
>the giants have bad defense
>not breaking his leg on the slide
Smdh baseball aint the same
>>66915493
Dodger fans watch a low amount of games overall so they see the Giants have 1 bad defensive game and make hasty assumptions about the team.
Hey fuckers ain't it nice when you don't have your pitcher leading off an inning? See I can strawman too.
>unironically doing the wave at a baseball game
if the catcher goes to the mound to talk to maeda do the have the terp come out of the dugout or wat
>>66915566
I would rather have my pitcher leading off an inning if it means having a real hitter at the plate in a 2 out RISP situation.
>>66915528
Thats TWC's fault though
>>66915404
>tfw would actually prefer this bitch calling the Eries instead of Joe Buck
