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DEN:Von Miller plans to skip offseason program
BUF:Attorney General re-examining McCoy's case
CLE:Report: Gordon was at Manziel's trashed house
CLG:Report: Browns working to trade down in draft
HOU:Texans pick up fifth-year option on Hopkins
FA:Steelers pull the plug on CB Cortez Allen
CHI:Bears exercise Kyle Long's fifth-year option
NYJ:Mo Wilkerson 'would love' to play for 49ers
CLG:Ezekiel Elliott: Eagles showing most interest
PHI:Report: SF and DAL interested in Ryan Mathews
FA:Ex-Cowboys and Redskins DL Hatcher retires
CLG:Reports: Hue Jackson prefers Goff over Wentz
>>66890384
Bumpan to keep alive 'til mornin'
is this the thread for scam QBs that will fail hard next season?
>>66890545
>Judging a witching hour thread by two posts
good b8 m8
>>66890591
>b8
this is my thread now lad
>>66889356
being a wannabe sneak implies that >my team is actually good
Top whatever for the best coach in history
https://www.instagram.com/p/BESNUcNiUeZ/
Chiefs
>>66890384
>captain cuck
He's jumping ship to denver or dallas if you faggots getting a losing season
Better hope that 3rd you get will be able to make up for it
>>66895386
YOU LIKE THAT
>>66900209
>Nick Foles 2.0
>>66900366
So which team in the NFCE are you a fan of?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok0hbuxU2cc
WHO DID THIS
>>66901569
Oh boy, that's pretty fucking good, poor cam. Hard as he may try, he will never quite be Steamin Willie Beamen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNFft6r6Des
>>66901569
Keep Pounding
>>66900842
The Eagles.
What's it to ya, bub?
>>66901569
>it's a Cam Newton throwing a hissy-fit episode
>>66901695
Just wondered where all the hostility for KIRK was coming from
>>66895386
Im a Lions fan. I dont care where he goes, I just want him to have a decent career being an MSU fan. I do have a soft spot for the Redskins though. Probably my facoeitew NFCE team.
>>66892806
when will the pepe come? I've been watching for 3 hours now, I want to see it before I steal it
>team
>draftfu
>FA acquisition you can't wait to see play
>What are you listening to?
Iggles
Anyone considered a Top 10 prospect, I'm not picky.
Rodney McLeod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_4_By9NJOc
>Don Hutson is not an all-time great
>>66901569
>20 views
Is Rueben Randle good enough to beat out Nelson Agohlor for the Eagles #2 WR?
Can't wait for a back to back season for /spee/ to get bootybamboozled by Cam.
>Cowboys
>Bosa
>n/a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQVlNt6DAxY
>>66902305
A better question would be "Is Nelson Agholor bad enough to let Rueben Randle beat him for the #2 WR spot?"
Agholor was disappointing af last season, but I'd still like to see what a non-meme coach does for him.
>>66902100
Chargers
Nick Martin
Travis Benjamin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph04R_rUXL0
>>66902100
Bears
Buckner
Trevathan
Big Bear Doin Thangz
aesthetic ravens
>NFL is back on Luck's dick
Why?
>>66902749
How many wins do you think the Ravens have at the end of the season?
Do you think the Ravens get lucky enough to get Myles Jack?
Lastly, what happens to Dennis Pitta at the end of the season?
>>66902465
>mfw Cam becomes locker room cancer from being such a sore loser
>>66902871
>what happens to Dennis Pitta
assuming his pelvis doesn't explode, he hits the open market and get the veteran's minimum
>>66902939
Makes me sad, he was by far my favorite NFL player going into the 2013 season, he could have been a great tight end. At least he wont a Superbowl.
>>66902964
I got him to like a 99 overall in Madden.
>>66902100
patriots
idc team is already goat
whatever wide receiver we picked up
linkin park - in the end
>>66902871
with flacco healing nicely I can say at least 9 wins this season, the draft has a lot to offer in terms of depth this year since the ravens are 6th now
I wouldnt pick up myles jack solely on his injury issues, how long before he runs out of cartilage in his knees and his scraping bone dust? If anything since the rams are first now the Ravens should pick up Tunsil because of Osemele leaving
I honestly dont know. You cant cut an injured player so hell be here to stay until he heals. If he cant play he should just retire tbqh
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 40s40 seconds ago
>Legion of Boom reunited: Seattle reached agreement with CB Brandon Browner, per source. Browner, Sherman, Thomas, Chancellor together again.
>>66903059
>this is legit
I don't know how to feel about this. The Seahawks don't need more penalties and he's a major reason the Hawks lost SB49.
>Browner
>>66902778
He's the chosen one
>>66903024
Monroe has been a bit of a bust, but I dont really see these left tackles as being extraordinary.Most likely pick will probably end up being Deforest Buckner or a trade down.
I have the Ravens at 10 wins this season, the schedule just works out nicely. Big games are spread minus the end of the schedule, not too many trap games. If they stay healthy and Flacco plays anywhere near what he can they should be in good shape for the playoffs again.
Pitta wants to play again, but with Crocket, Maxx, and that new TE from the Saints where does he even fit in?
>>66903099
The Hawks need someone who can bully tight ends. Browner does that. He may get penalties, but he can lay in a hit on a TE.
in terms of the super bowl, I don't feel bad about it at all. He didn't make the final play and he went to NE to get payed in the first place.
>>66903162
If the ravens trade down from such a good spot ill lose all hope for next season
>Pitta wants to play again, but iwth Crocket, Maxx, and that new TE from the Saints where does he even fit in?
They would probably trade one of them, I like all 4 of them so I wouldnt be able to pick. Or the invention of the meme scheme 4 TE formation plays
>>66903266
He did make the final play, why do you think there was no WR screen on Butler before the INT?
When the draft lads?
>the size of that niggas head
>>66903320
as big as Gordon's torso
>>66903120
If he is still starting wk 5 Brees will target him every play
>>66903317
You missed it m8 sorry
>>66903317
you missed it, rams traded up for the first pick and drafted shawn oakman
>>66903290
Theyll probably trade Crockett. I dont understand the appeal of Pitta, hes too hurt too often but the Ravens seem to like him. Theyd be fools if they traded Mad Maxx and they just brought in Watson.
>tfw your team is elite at drafting
Anyone else know this feel?
>>66905526
Not since 2000.
>>66905526
>tfw your still won't have a winning season
>again
>>66907101
your team*
>>66903120
Everyone always hates on browner, but I really liked him because he could cover tall recievers very well, and really set the tone of the game with his physicality despite his umpteen flags.
>>66907628
Browner is a good physical corner in an era that tries it's hardest to neuter defenses with penalties.
>>66905526
> tfw slim chance Grigsby draft a wr again
>>66907866
This is truer than I'd like to believe
>>66903008
this is cringey
typical pats fan
>>66902100
>Browns
>Goff
>Demario Davis considering at this point he's the only one worth being interested over since he's the only remotely good FA we picked up.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXby3twMmI
Can't wait to see the Cincinnati Zebras this year
>>66909190
>Patriots red
>When the Bills are already red
>And the two have a TNF game together this year
Why didn't they just make the Patriots blue to begin with?
>>66909253
Cause our old uniforms were red and awesome
>>66909253
Because Red Sox.
No i'm serious, they didn't know how Boston would react to a new football team so they tried to make them look like the Red Sox despite the colors being contradictory.
>>66909434
It doesn't matter. If we're having both teams wear coloured uniforms, there shouldn't be any overlap in the same division.
If the Bills get red, the Patriots should have blue so we don't need to make two different sets.
>>66909491
I didn't mean "to begin with" as in way back when the team was formed, I meant for this Colour Rush thing.
Guys, what if
>Browns pass on Wentz
>Re-sign Hoyer instead
>Draft Tunsil 2nd overall
>>66901747
I posted >>66895386
>>66900366
>>66901695
He is better than nick roles he is a Stafford tier gun slinger
>>66902305
He's your problem now fags
>>66909253
>And the two have a TNF game together this year
uh, they don't. TNF is Patriots-Texans
>>66909190
This is the most retarded color scheme I've ever seen.
>>66909765
Egg on my face, then.
>Pats - Tom Brady
>Jets - Joe Namath
>Dolphins - Dan Marino
>Bills - Jim Kelly
>Ravens - Ray Lewis/Joe Flacco
>Bengals - Anthony Munoz/Ken Anderson
>Steelers - Joe Greene/Jack Lambert/Terry Bradshaw/Troy Polamalu/Roethlisberger
>Browns - Jim Brown/Ozzie Newsome
>Texans - JJ Watt
>Jags - Mark Burnell
>Colts - Johnny Unitas (Baltimore era), Peyton Manning (Indy era)
>Titans - Air McNair
>Broncos - John Elway
>Chiefs - Len Dawson
>Raiders - Ken Stabler/Jack Tatum/Jim Plunkett
>Chargers - Dan Fouts
>Cowboys - Aikman/Staubach
>Giants - Lawrence Taylor
>Eagles - Reggie White/Brian Dawkins
>Redskins - Sammy Baugh/John Riggins
>Burrs - Dick Butkus
>Lions - Barry Sanders
>Packers - Favre/Bart Starr
>Vikings - Randy Moss/Cris Carter/AP
>Falcons - Michael Vick/Julio Jones
>Panthers - Cam Newton
>Saints - Drew Brees
>Bucs - Derrick Brooks
>Cardinals - Larry Fitzgerald
>49ers - Joe Montana/Jerry Rice
>Seahawks - Steve Largent/Russell Wilson
>Rams - Kurt Warner/Marshall Faulk
>>66909622
Honestly, I'd be disappointed, but I wouldn't be unhappy.
The players projected to go in the top 7 this year are really solid, including Goff and Wentz. Having Thomas AND Tunsil gives Cleveland easily the best tackle combination in the league. I wouldn't mind if they took Jack or Bosa either, considering they're both fantastic defensive players. But apparently Hue is completely sold on Goff, and I trust him wholly since he knows quarterbacks. Goff is my pick for now since I know the Rams will take Wentz.
>>66909913
>Chargers - Dan Fouts
Tomlinson, Gates, Alworth, Rivers are better picks.
Fouts may be the most well-known -- aside from LT -- however.
>>66902465
this, senpai. you guys love to hop on the hate bandwagon. worse than the 12s desu.
>>66909913
Raiders' is definitely Tim Brown
>>66909913
>Flacco in the same breath as Ray Lewis
I like the guy, but come on. Ed Reed would have been a much better second choice.
>>66909913
id say jimmy smith is jags best player him or fred taylor
>>66910086
>trusting le Palmer trade man on QBs
this is why the Browns will always be the Browns
>>66905526
Telesco will fuck this up if he doesn't pick up Tunsil, why have Rivers and draft a fucking RB in the first round if you're going to have such an average and injury prone OL
on paper he's fantastic at drafting, but we've gone from playoffs, to 8-8, to drafting 3rd overall because he's seriously neglected both OL and DL
>>66910596
I figured the Chargers would take Ramsey or Tunsil.
>>66909190
>Falcons light grey
>Probably because they play @Bucs who wore red for their color rush last season
>Bucs are dark grey this year
>>66910696
>taking a safety who could only get 3 INTs
>"""he""" defends the AFC
>"""his""" team isn't one of the top heavy few guaranteed a superbowl contention
>>66911023
since the start of the 21st century the afc has raped the fuck out of the nfc in owls sooooo yeah
>>66909913
bengals-not even a hint of chad 'ochocinco' johnson?
>>66902100
Patriots
Tunsil (kek)
Martellus Bennett
We Belong Together-Taylor Swift
>>66909913
>His team doesn't have 3+ GOATS
Embarassing
Theoretically, if the Rams are fine taking either QB but make it seem like they want the Goff the most, what's to stop them from shopping the #1 pick to Cleveland, scooping back some of the picks they gave away, and getting Wentz at #2?
Cleveland could fall for it.
>>66911677
Because Kevin Costner isn't the Rams GM
>11 days until the draft
>>66909913
>Ravens
>Flacco considered a goat in the same line as Ray Lewis
>no Jamal Lewis
>no Johnathan Ogden
>no fucking Ed Reed
fucking casual newshit
>>66909913
>No Walter Jones
>No Cortez Kennedy
>>66911123
>I hate parity and competition as long as 1 of the same 4 teams that always represents the AFC can compete against the NFC representative
the NFC is clearly the more interesting conference to watch and if you're not a fan of one of the top teams than you have no excuse to justify that garbage
also your excuse really isn't that strong with the NFC and AFC splitting the last 10
>>66912061
Your green text basically summed up the NFL in the 80s and 90s before the salary cap era
>>66911783
Draft Day is so fucking stupid and terribly written.
>only 1 quality QB in draft
>trade 3 years worth of first round picks to move up from #7 (valued at 2 firsts, maybe a little extra) to #1 for the QB.
>coach doesn't want to teach consensus #1 overall pick QB a system. He wants a RB and to continue with the injury prone system QB...even though it's not the coach's job to build the team
>Use #1 overall pick on a LB who is projected to be an early 2nd round pick
>Trade up to #6 overall for 3 second round picks (believable value)
>Get #7 overall and the other 2 future 1st round picks back in a trade for #6 overall. This is completely unrealistic and utter bullshit.
>There is no imaginable way someone moves up one spot by giving up 3 first rounders and a punt returner for a pick moments ago valued 3 seconds.
>That's giving up more value than the King's ranson they got for the #1 overall pick just to trade up 1 spot.
>Pass up consensus franchise QB for a RB.
Final verdict
Browns: Bad draft
Net Pros: Draft a RB and gain a punt returner
Net Cons: Use #1 overall on a 2nd round prospect, lose 3 second round draft picks to draft the RB, keep injury prone system QB, and did not draft franchise QB
Seahawks: Successful draft in terms of the net gain, completely obscenely stupid trade.
Net Pro: Franchise QB for $7 million less than at pick #1
Net Con: traded away a punt returner
Ways to make it actually smarter
Browns: Trade 3 firsts for the #1 pick franchise QB. Get LB in the second by either staying put or trading up slightly for him. Draft a solid RB in 3rd or next season. Make sure your constantly losing team's GM doesn't impregnate his assistant, or fire him early in the offseason so someone worthwhile drafts.
Seahawks: Get 3 first round picks, get next best QB or QB next year.
There's a reason the movie ends with the Browns running on to the field on opening day. They'd go 6-10 at best, plus the main character GM and the coach get fired.
Help me /nfl/
You are literally my only friends. i have nobody else to vent to. I'm 28, younger sister is 27. Always got along. Turns out she has a boyfriend in a city where she works, and I live, but about 45 minutes from where she lives. She's had this boyfriend for like 8 months. She hasn't shown any pictures of him. Nobody knows who he is or where he lives. It's been a gigantic mystery who this fucking guy is. Won't bring him to anything family related. I live in the same city, I give her her space, never tried to poke or prod to find out who the boyfriend is. Figured it was a nice guy just working his life away and found him. Well, Sunday is my cheat day, went and got some BK breakfast, low and behold, behind me in the line pulls up my sister, and she has a fucking black guy in the passenger seat. She saw me, she even lifted her sunglasses checking that it was my car (I was at the end of the line cuz i ordered 10 french toast sticks), so she saw me. i'm a bit racist, your guy's fault, but my dad and brother hate blacks even more than I do. What the fuck do I do. Who can console me. Who else's white sister has a fucking loser ass fucking goatee having black asshole for a boyfriend. it's going to rip my family apart. fuck.
On topic, how many sacks does JJ get this year?
>>66913189
18.5
>>66913189
he licks around 17 ball sacks this year
>>66913189
>2016
>not smoking weed
>>66913189
calling a down year with 9, the double teams are working
>>66905526
>Jason Licht manages to pull what he did last season again
I'm hyped
>>66913189
Who cares about that cuck
>>66905526
...yes, actually
>>66909190
what's the point of this? and why should teams wear different colors? people actually want to see professional football teams wearing meme uniforms like in cfl?
>>66913532
Look at how much throwback merch gets sold each year. Why have 2 versions of jerseys for fans to buy when we can have 3? People will buy them. Blame Jewdell. Now teams with throwbacks can sell 4 versions of hats, jerseys, and hoodies, on top of that let's add a OD green one for military appreciation, and another month stuff with pink on it, but don't expect us to donate all of the sales proceeds from those sales.
fucking cocksuckers. way to piss me off.
>>66905526
>Jerry Reese beyond the first two-three rounds
lol
>>66913189
not your blog you cuck faggot
>>66909190
>Raiders
>Puke yellow
There's no fucking way this shit is real.
How many years do think the nfl has left? How will they change the rules to compensate for cte?
Will your team win an owl before it's over?
>>66913189
Went to an interracial, inter-religious, Southern USA wedding back in January and it went off perfectly. Most fun wedding I've ever been to.
My family has reason to be racist but isn't. Grew up in the inner city and were part of white flight. My uncles, dad, a couple cousins, and I have been in fights and brawls (winning some, the older generation dealt with a helluva lot more than this one though), and my uncle was shot at in '71. My cousin's husband is prime example that we don't hate based on skin, we hate based on if you're a piece of shit. He isn't and he's a been a welcome addition.
If shit hits the fan and they break up, shit happens. He probably wasn't a good enough for her anyway. If shit hits the fan and they don't break up, he'll grow on you if he isn't a piece of shit. If shit doesn't hit the fan and your family ends up liking him, then there's no problem.
14 sacks. He'll succumb to wear and tear eventually and ended this season playing hurt.
>>66913624
Gold was in one of their older logos and uniforms. Color rush is gonna be used to showcase secondary, tertiary, or throwback color schemes.
Also, it's a fuck you for the shit they pulled trying to avoid having the golden 50th anniversary logo last season.
>>66913648
About 7 centuries.
>>66913648
people love football. For all the smart guys like chris borland to drop out, there's probably 15 dindus waiting for his spot.
it won't end in the next 30 years at least.
>>66913648
the helmets they are getting for the 2017 season are supposed to reduce concussions/head injury by 40%
>>66913703
for some reason I doubt that's true
>>66905526
>Ryan Grigson drafting
I dont know this feel
>>66913729
Look up the company Vicis. I saw a few source saying that their helmets will be used in the 2017 season. Maybe wont have a huge impact but the idea sounds good on the surface.
Vic Beasley will be one of the best DE's in the league this year, mark my words
So how long til Manziel reaches Ryan Leaf level rock bottom?
>yfw Bridgewater is tired of his shitty Madden rating and generally being shit on.
Vikings become a passing team and he tells Peterson to stfu.
Post underrated players on your team
I truly believe Duke Johnson will get a pro bowl spot this season. His potential is huge and Jackson plans to use him as both a receiving back and a running back.
>>66913950
Eric Ebron
I think he could get 800-1000 yards and 6+ touchdowns this season. He has also improved on drops the more he plays.
>>66913810
If he wasn't uber oil rich, he probably would already be Leaf tier or worse on the JUST scale. I'm sure money has saved his ass on several possible arrest situations and as a private settlement for the domestic violence issue.
>>66913950
I fucking love Duke.
>>66913942
>and is benched halfway through the season as a result
I know
>>66913950
I'm not sure if Denzel Perryman underrated (especially from my perspective with other charger fans I know), but I don't hear much about him. I believe he is going to be our best defender next year, over Verrett. (not hard being second though, this defense sucks ass)
>>66913804
Of course, he was destroying the likes of Tyron Smith and Jason Peters before he tore his labrum
>>66912899
I can't believe you took the time to think of all that and type it up
http://www.aol.com/article/2016/04/14/watch-live-pro-rugby-makes-debut-in-the-united-states/21344397/
Please watch our sport big strong americans please look it's even professional now
>>66914164
It's not difficult nor time consuming to realize that movie is pants on head retarded.
>>66913950
David Amerson
Mario Edwards
Amerson's a freakish athlete with long arms who dominated in the Raiders press-man and press-bail scheme; he played like a top-10 corner for them. Rio started off the season slow, but came on as a base 5-tech who slid inside to 3-tech in subpackages. By the end of the season, he was ragdolling guards and became a force against both the pass and the run. I think Mack, Irvin, and Aldon will benefit tremendously from his interior pressure.
There's nothing on TV so I'm resorting to... nigger ballet. Ugh.
Just got back for another ban, miss anything good? How much shitposting went on with the Rams and Tits trade? Are the Packers still shit?
Who takes Derrick Henry?
Hello /nfl/ I am here from your cool fun European cousins in /rug/ to let you know that today was the first game of the brand new Pro Rugby league in the US. Denver won the first game with a final minute penalty kick against Ohio, and Sacramento are playing San Francisco right now.
We promise that this won't be anywhere near as faggy as mlb as evidenced by the lack of tryhard team names or gimmicks, and we know you can join the bandwagon early on by supporting one of the original five teams (new teams will be added every year as it becomes feasible). We think rugby can pick up in the US as there are lots of good athletes that can't make the nfl and they can easily switch to rugby.
Here is the stream:
http://www.aol.com/article/2016/04/14/watch-live-pro-rugby-makes-debut-in-the-united-states/21344397/
Here is our general:
>>66859731
Thank you for reading and have a rare nina
Yours, /rug/
>>66914459
The Browns
>>66914386
>old bay calling anyone a fedora
lol
>Are the Packers still shit?
where are the niggerbirds drafting again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GppqCPPfvY
>>66914719
>15 most hated teams
So, half the league, basically?
>>66914386
What is with all the Ravens tripfags obsessed with me and/or the Packers? I think the only exception is The Life of Flacco. He seems like a pretty cool guy (at least as far as tripfags go)
>>66914698
I'm sorry when's the last time the Packers won the Super Bowl? Thought so bitch boy
>>66914763
I was lurking the other day, and saw you shit talking about me. I hadn't even posted in the thread at all. Didn't even bother responding because you're not worth my time. Also I was banned.
>>66914719
>Packers only number 8
Legit surprised tbqh.
>>66914764
biggest meme owl of the decade
meanwhile the Packers will continue to compete while joe fluko and nigger suggs blow out their knees
>>66914798
>"Didn't even bother responding because you're not worth my time."
>First post back from being banned is specifically about me and the team I support
Obsessed.
>>66914844
That wasn't my first post dipshit, stop acting like people care about you
>>66914902
Okay it was your 2nd post, big deal. And lots of people care about me :p
>>66914902
You are both faggots
>>66915088
Lel forgot to add >>66914902
>#Lions had Shaq Lawson do an explosiveness drill at private workout. DL coach Kocurek told him he'd only seen 1 ever do it better: J.Clowney
>>66915120
>explosiveness drill
Lol what is that
>>66914763
aw thanks snook
>>66915120
Jadeveon is trash
>>66915193
See how much your knees can explode.
Gruden QB Camp
>Goff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJNIiTCWLrQ
>Wentz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emQQu-CbQTs
>Prescott
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMX9yiLRtIc
>>66915249
I knew this joke was coming but I still laughed
>>66913942
Is that really his issue? That they don't pass a lot?
>>66915498
He seemed to play better when the offense is more passing oriented.
He's got issues, but the team would be better off if they stopped trying to hide him.
>>66915489
Tunsil or Buckner first round and why
>>66915631
I really don't know who they'll take. I don't like Buckner though so I hope it's not him
>>66915697
I like him, I think buckner could progress really well when he hits the NFL
whats not to like?
>>66915752
he played for Oregon so he's automatically a meme
>>66915752
buckner sounds like the kind of pick that baalke (muh big-bodied DE) and kelly (muh oregon) could make just so they can put on the facade of front office harmony
>>66909913
Redskins should be Darrel Green.
>>66915752
>>66915774
>>66915778
Just a vibe I get about him I guess. What R12 said rings true as well, he reminds me a lot of Arik Armistead who looks like a dud.
Also don't think DL help is really needed on the Ravens, I get Ozzie goes BPA but I think next years DL will be one of the best in the NFL
>>66909913
>>Burrs - Dick Butkus
Wouldnt it be Walter Payton?
>>66909913
>Troy Polamalu
>Ben Roethlisberger
>>66909913
>Cowboys - Aikman/Staubach
No. Staubach maybe. But Aikman was at least the 5th best player on that team.
>>66916153
Assuming you're a Steelers fan, out of curiosity, who in your opinion is the greatest Steeler ever? Bradshaw? Swann? Bettis?
>>66916220
If you consider any of them the best steeler in history you don't know shit about football
>>66916266
Lambert? Come on man I'm not a Steelers fan.
>>66916220
mike webster
>you were supposed to destroy the vikings, not join them!
>>66916459
it made fudge packers fans pretty ass devastated tho
>>66916459
He did a pretty good job of destroying them when he was QB for them
>>66916510
iirc his coach pretty much sabotaged him to shift the blame and save his job
>>66916459
Bort Fave is my favorite QB ever and possibly of all time
>>66916693
thanks for sharing
So is Mayo dead? Haven't seen anything from him in a while
What's your favorite Andy Reid moment, /nfl/?
>>66916747
When he warned us all of the dangers of diabetes in those commercials
>>66916732
he is literally dead
>>66916825
rip
>>66916825
Well fuck... Who else on here is black and get's banned a lot? I need to change the filename on the webm
>>66916747
when he forgot real life doesn't have a pause option
>>66916860
ice
>>66916747
That game against the packers that he used all three 2nd half timeouts within 30 seconds of game time is the middle of the quarter
>>66916860
bucme if he's still alive
lucky ducky doesn't seem to break the rules much
oddish is a transgendered half hispanic half black """women"""
>>66916927
the correct answer is Se an
>>66916927
I can fix that real quick, fucko
>>66916934
sean claims hes white trailer trash
>>66916968
sean = mayo
>>66902100
Falcons
Myles Jack, albeit unlikely
Mo Sanu
Faded- zhu
>>66916747
Last year when his team literally did normally huddle up in the final minutes of the playoffs
>>66916747
Allowing Donovan McNabb to throw 3 INTs in the superbowl
>>66917292
How is that Reid's fault?
>Brandon Browner cucked the Seachimps out of an Owl
>Now he's going to cuck them out if several million dollars
Thank you based pterodactyl
>>66916747
When one of his assistant coaches snuck up behind him and stole the challenge flag from his pocket, to keep him from throwing it after the two-minute warning.
This board sucks, it's all fucking poverty ball bull shit
>>66917694
Welcome to the NFL offseason
Divegrass, apehoop and boreball until August
>>66917726
>thinking baseball is boring
You're the worst kind of person. Low IQ and dull personality.
>touchbacks are now out to the 25 yard line
welp. why bother with a kickoff anymore?
>>66915120
I don't think Shaw is falling as far as the Loins.
Or at least I hope not.
>>66917761
Mate I'm working on a new English translation of Critique of Pure Reason. I have a very high tolerance for boredom and tedium. Baseball is fucking boring. Ball players chew tobacco for want of something to do during the games
>>66917790
Don't worry. Meme magic will bring us Myles Jack after 3 QBs go top 9
>>66917761
>luckswing
>entertaining
Pick none amigo
>>66902100
>Giants
>Myles jack (pls)
>Damon Harrison. I think him and Johnathin Hankins could be something special plugging up and rushing from the middle
>Madvillainy
>>66917826
Warren Sapp and Bret Favre chewed during games as well
Who's gonna perform at the owl 51 halftime show, lads?
>>66917761
I'd rather watch chess than baseball.
>>66918000
Bjork
>>66918027
That's not saying much. Chess is pretty cool.
Fatswing is boring and not cool.
Sneak is gay
>>66917694
This is the atmosphere a vocal minority asked for with strict moderation.
Then when they had the chance to change it back with Asian moot, they took that precedent and made it stricter by ousting fighting threads.
The shitposters were also big sports fans posting in sports threads. You run them off, you get so little traffic in the off season you have to resort to a general. A several day general that then gets picked over at a later time by mods who ban the slightest of shooting the shit.
I am so excited to watch the Olympics this year, but am dreading how strict and shitty the board will be about it. It's going to be in primetime this year too, which makes the predicament so much sadder.
Fuck, there is barely any discussion of any sports besides the game threads.
Bragging about not watching a certain sport is literally 1 step away from the Esport type faggots who love to proclaim how little they know about "sportsball"
>le contrarian man
>>66917871
I'd love Myles to fall that far, but I don't think he goes past Jacksonville.
>>66902100
naners
jack or stanley
that guy >we got from the CFL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECyfX1OR_nk
You all have shit taste in music guys.
>>66918225
It's almost as shit as your taste in seasoning and spices.
>>66918240
J.O. Seasoningfag get out
how y'all doing tonight
>tfw no more qt 3.14 Franchise Left Tackle
#saluteto60
>>66918035
that would/could actually be pretty entertaining
wouldn't leave room to shitpost/10
>>66918274
>how y'all doing tonight
Well the squirrels are back in the attack again
>mfw the eagles draft Paxton Lynch with the 8th overall pick
>>66902100
Packers
I don't really know college players
Jared Cook by default
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecI0nqnW70U
>>66918581
>cutler with the clutch catch
they should have moved him to wr ages ago
>>66902100
iggles
Ezekiel Elliott. Connor McGovern
Rodney McLeod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9IwGv19gzs
>>66918465
Not sure if "on the attack" or "in the attic"
>>66918274
>tfw want a franchise left tackle but fucking retards want you to take a god damn safety 3rd overall
>tfw people tell me King Dunlap is good enough and will not be injured just because he signed an extension
Police gib Kennedy, Shields or Wacha pls
>>66918027
Maybe if the Mariners were good they'd gain a fan base like the 2012 Seahawks
>>66918581
is jay cutler autistic?
i actually don't think i've ever seen him smile
>>66902100
bears
timothy treadwell
baloo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPl6-dbIkiU
>>66918786
He has a resting drunk face, and he really dislikes talking to the media.
When he did his radio show shooting the shit, or when you see him out and about at the training camp he seems like a totally different guy.
Its weird how he decides to carry himself outside of his personal life, he would win a lot of people over if he would just try to not be a fucking grump when being interviewed.
>>66918581
I still can't figure why he didn't realize what was going to happen if he kept walking that direction
>>66913624
It might change, Gold Raiders face the Yellow Chiefs. I suspect they might just keep Chiefs yellow and make us Silver with gold pants or something.
>>66913663
>Gold was in one of their older logos and uniforms.
Stop this meme. We know. No one associates gold with Raiders anymore.
>Color rush is gonna be used to showcase secondary, tertiary, or throwback color schemes.
Picture shows that's not true. Rams stay the same color, Titans stay the same color, Cowboys stay the same color.
>Also, it's a fuck you for the shit they pulled trying to avoid having the golden 50th anniversary logo last season.
It's because they had a baseball diamond on their field for half the season, dipshit.
1. Carson Wentz, QB, Rams
2. Jared Goff, QB, Browns
3. Laremy Tunsil, OT, Chargers
4. Jalen Ramsey, DB, Cowboys
5. Myles Jack, LB, Jaguars
6. Joey Bosa, DE, Ravens
7. Deforest Buckner, DE, 49ers
8. Ezekiel Elliott, RB, Eagles
9. Noah Spence, DE, Buccaneers
10. Ronnie Stanley, OT, Giants
11. Vernon Hargreaves, DB, Bears
12. Sheldon Rankins, DT, Saints
13. Mackensie Alexander, DB, Dolphins
14. Robert Nkemdiche, DT, Raiders
15. Laquon Treadwell, WR, Titans
16. Jack Conklin, OT, Lions
17. Leonard Floyd, LB, Falcons
18. Taylor Decker, OT, Colts
19. Darron Lee, LB, Bills
20. A'Shawn Robinson, DT, Jets
21. Jarran Reed, DT, Redskins
22. William Jackson III, DB, Texans
23. Josh Doctson, WR, Vikings
24. Michael Thomas, WR, Bengals
25. Eli Apple, DB, Steelers
26. Will Fuller, WR, Seahawks
27. Reggie Ragland, LB, Packers
28. Shaq Lawson, DE, Chiefs
29. Emmanuel Ogbah
30. Corey Coleman, WR, Panthers
31. Connor Cook, QB, Broncos
>>66919015
>silver rush raiders vs gold rush naners
metalb owl
>>66913599
three is a big stretch, even two is debatable but the boy weston richburg finna be an all pro next year
one is his comfy zone
>>66918858
he knew, he just didn't care
>>66919091
>giants spending another first round pick on oline with VHIII, treadwell,floyd, and even lee still on the board
please stop this meme
cutler could be an elite QB in the right system
>>66919370
cutler is one of the most talented QBs in the league
he has a cannon arm, he's physically gifted, he can make any pass you need, he can scramble
he just has terrible decision making skills and is mentally fragile
>>66919370
So could Tom Brady
>>66919015
Raiders color rush should be incredibly simple.
>1. Take pic related
>2. silver socks and shoes to fit the stupid trend
I honestly don't know why they're considering anything else.
>>66919384
>he just has terrible decision making skills and is mentally fragile
Just? You basically gave two of the best reasons why he'll never go anywhere with a team.
>>66919370
This can be said for most QBs that make it into the league. Even the shit QBs who take dumps are still highly talented.
>>66919453
>You basically gave two of the best reasons why he'll never go anywhere with a team.
At this point in his career, maybe. But the right system is what takes QBs with bad tendencies and makes them great.
Look at Luck being the INT machine that he is. If he had a great system to harness him, he could be fucking great. If he continues down the path he is now, youll be saying the same shit about Luck, albeit in a nicer way because he is more likeable
>>66919485
>the right system
That's so vague and meaningless. What system would be good for him? Like you said, "at this point in his career", but look at his career as well....he is what he always has been. He needs protection and time to make up for the faults you mentioned. Which can be said for damn near every other QB in the league. Cutler's nothing special.
>>66919015
> Titans stay the same color
The fuck are you on about. The guy who tweeted that image, if it is to be believed, also said the Titans' Color Rush color is Red this season. and the Skins will be black. Black skins.
>>66919453
A strong arm and accuracy can go a long way even if you've got meh decision making skills, as in Brett Favre
>>66919513
>Cutler's nothing special.
Cutler has the arm, most QBs cant get by with arm alone. He has been in some really REALLY shit offenses in his career. He could have easily bloomed into an elite QB had he had a system that catered to his strengths and kept him out of trouble.
Instead he had years of throwing to #1 receivers like Roy Williams and Earl Bennet behind a consistent bottom 5 offensive line getting sacked a retarded amount of times.
If he didnt have the arm talent, he would have been dead and buried by the bears in 2009. So in terms of QBs with high raw talent that are inconsistent, they do get leeway.
The right system IS vague, because playing to a specific QBs strength is obviously so varied to each QB.
>>66901569
ouch
>>66919540
People look back with rose colored glasses. Favre loved to throw games away as much as he would win them in spectacular fashion.
>>66910573
He was proven right by the fact Palmer still manages to play at a high level even today.
Also, he developed Palmer in USC, Flacco in Baltimore and turned Dalton into a legitimate top 10 QB in Cincy. Hue is a great QB coach,
>>66919570
true, but a lot of the teams he played on in the latter stages of his career just weren't that good anyways.
>>66919570
Yeah, I mean even look at Cutler's best season (2008). He also only got sacked 6 times that entires season and still managed to give up 18 INTs to only 25 TDs and his completion percentage stayed right around his average. So even with all the protection in the world he was still just same ole Jay. Favre needed Reggie White in beast mode to get it done and Jay isnt as good as Favre. If it wasn't for that he would have gone down as the all time chucker (which is still a godo argument). NFL history is littered with strong arms that never went anywhere. He really is nothing special.
>>66909190
iggles grey
im intrigued and disgusted
>>66919530
Titans were same color last season
>>66919439
I don't understand the Gold/Yellow color
Gives us something to talk about during the Raidurrs games besides how bad they are playing
>dont watch amateur football
>everybody tells me this years draft has shit QBs
>look at some tape
>Wentz really smart
>Goff pretty smart but very gifted
You faggots lied to me AGAIN
>>66919598
Looks pretty alright if you ask me
>>66919586
Vikings, Jets and the late 2000s Packers were all legit. All of those did were stacked and made the playoffs even without him.
>>66919384
Why do I always feel for Cutler?
I'm not a burrs fan but I almost feel bad for laughing but it's just so damn sad watching him degrade year after year into this... I don't even know but it's a shitshow and Chicago better cut their loses now and just move on.
>>66919586
He was a play away from taking teh Vking to the Super Bowl. They were a GREAT team that made mental mistakes in the end....which Favre can take a good chunk of the blame for.
>>66919595
>2nd year as a full time starter on a very young team
>the following year was when he was traded to a much worse offense and allowed to stagnate
Its not really relevant.
Most QBs early few seasons dont have amazing stats, but then they steadily improve.
The fact that he didnt improve was directly because he was under duress and had to rely on his arm talent.
Put any other QB in there without the arm talent and they dont last.
You take someone with arm talent and put him in a good system, you get a QB who can make all the throws but has a good head on his shoulders.
Aaron Rodgers would look a whole lot like Cutler if he had been thrown to the fire on a very young team, then traded away to an even worse team who didnt give one fuck about offense.
>>66919640
He's an arrogant, spoiled, lazy fat cunt who quits mid game and is hated even by his own teammates. Think Manziel but without all the coke and being a manlet. Absolutely hateable guy.
>>66919662
We all know this isnt actually true.
>>66919640
Because he has been dealt a shit hand, but was the only sign of life for the Bears offense the last 8 years.
That and he treats the media like any NEET on /sp/ would
>>66919659
It's his own fault he went to a worse team, dingus. He demanded to be traded because he got his fee fees hurt. Agian....poor mental decisions. Cutler is his own worst enemy....not a "system"
>>66919624
Yeah I'm def interested to see if they do it right
Added the eyes for ya
>>66919674
It is true, all of it. I think the only guy who ever liked him was Brandon Marshall because they're ass buddies or something.
>>66919684
Perfect senpai
>>66919677
Yup. Had his best tear and let his ego get in the way.
>m-muh system
>>66919677
Its a situation that most QBs would demand a trade.
He was already on the chopping block by a coach who didnt want him there. So coming out and saying that you want traded when you know you are being traded is a poor mental decision?
>>66919689
>It is true, all of it
But its just not. You are regurgitating what Steven A Smith says about him, because he routinely tells media to fuck themselves.
Its pretty clear you dont watch the Bears close, or you are simply a rival fan.
He is the only person on the offense that never quit.
>>66919674
>Cutler
>Sign of Life
The moon has more signs of life on it than Soldier Field
>>66919717
*Year lel
>>66919723
Tends to happen when you let Lovie Smith control the personal on the team.
>>66919717
I guess you didnt watch how McDaniels dismantled that team, and they stayed shit till they got rid of him.
Im not sure he would have been much better off with the departure of Shanahan. He would have been in a different system with someone who didnt want him. Thats assuming he didnt get traded like they wanted to
>>66919704
I'm messing around with this different software
If anyone wants a logo or picture messed with post something and I'll see what I can do.
Just so you know I'm super cereal, take this uber rare pepe but don't tell anyone where ya got it
>>66909913
>Jack Lambert/Terry Bradshaw/Troy Polamalu/Roethlisberger
get the fuck out
>>66919743
Ultimately McD fucked up, but if I'm making decisions about the future of my business and an employee refuses to get in contact with me for weeks I'm making decisions to move forward without him. When hasn't Cutler been a pouty bitch?
>>66919091
>Bobby Nkemdiche
Good pick
>>66919772
>Cutlel
Hope nobody has epileprosy
>>66919772
>When hasn't Cutler been a pouty bitch?
Im not sure when he actually has, he has been in the league over 10 years and I hear it all the time without any real substance to it.
The only time something even close comes up, its mad bronco fans complaining about Cutler leaving.
Sure he was a bit immature about it, but what else do you expect out of any young star QB when such a fucked up situation happens?
>>66919722
I'm a Saints fan, not really a Chicago rival and I witnessed Cutler quitting mid game against my team with my own eyes. I don't even watch those retarded ESPN talkshows.
>>66919795
>not really a Chicago rival and I witnessed Cutler quitting mid game against my team with my own eyes
Interesting, because it was never a "thing" until after he was pulled by Lovie Smith in the NFC CG in 2010.
Ive seen him throw 4 interceptions to literally the same fucking guy because he was forcing balls when the rest of the offense had quit.
When the team breaks down is when you get "bad jay". He doesnt quit, he just starts playing ice cold heroball where he is throwing throws into stupid windows.
And just like Favre I have seen him win games and throw games away.
The only difference is when he would win games with his crazy chucking the ball, it would be attributed to Lovie Smiths D.
>>66919848
I like you. I thought I was the only person left who supported Cutler
>>66919856
Im not even sure why im defending him honestly. I am a Rams fan but where I live I have to watch a retarded amount of Bears games.
There is just some crazy misconceptions about him out there for some reason.
>>66909190
White Bengals are things too btw
How many back to back superbowls will the giants win?
>>66919983
meme team fluke wins
worst 4sb team desu
>>66909913
Actual, non-bait list:
>Cowboys - Larry Allen
>Giants - Lawrence Taylor
>Redskins - Darrell Green
>Eagles - Reggie White
>Packers - Brett Favre
>Bears - Walter Payton
>Vikings - Randall McDaniel or Alan Page
>Lions - Barry Sanders or Dick Lane
>Saints - Drew Brees
>Buccaneers - Derrick Brooks
>Panthers - Julius Peppers or Steve Smith
>Falcons - Deion Sanders
>49ers - Jerry Rice
>Seahawks - Cortez Kennedy
>Rams - Merlin Olsen or Deacon Jones
>Cardinals - Larry Wilson, Dan Dierdorf, or Aeneas Williams
>Patriots - Tom Brady
>Dolphins - Dan Marino
>Jets - Kevin Mawae
>Bills - Bruce Smith or O.J. Simpson
>Steelers - Joe Grene or Rod Woodson
>Ravens - Ray Lewis
>Browns - Jim Brown
>Bengals - Anthony Muñoz
>Colts - Peyton Manning
>Titans - Bruce Matthews
>Jaguars - Jimmy Smith
>Texans - J.J. Watt
>Broncos - John Elway
>Raiders - Gene Upshaw
>Chiefs - Tony Gonzalez
>Chargers - Junior Seau
>>66920054
Somebody's ass is on fire.
>>66920161
facts are facts
the gints are historically worse than ever 4+ team except maybe the patriots and even a few 3 teams could make a decent argument
>>66920229
Only the Packers have more championships. And they have a higher all-time W% than the Steelers, who were the laughingstock of the pre-merger NFL.
>>66920155
I always felt Dick Lane was pretty dirty. If any defensive player deserves to be up there its Joe Schmidt. HoF and even ended up coaching the Lions for awhile. Despite the Lions shitty past, they do have a decent amount of HoF players.
>>66920414
Also the most recent Lions coach to have a winning record.
>>66920414
Joe Schmidt was a damn good LB, but Dick Lane was the most dominant DB of his era.
>>66920414
>>66920557
Also, dirty =/= bad player.
>>66920569
But dirty means on a theoritcal level they would not be able to keep up that same performance level within today's ruleset. They would be getting flagged left and right
I is how they played their whole career and wouldn't be able to change it
Think any of those raid niggers like Jack Tatum who would hit people 3-5 seconds after the play whistled dead, or dick lane only grabbing the facemask for tackles ,deacon jones using the head slap as his only pass rush move, mike irvin shoving dbs away from jump balls etc
just 10 days left lads
>>66921584
Only 10 days until nothing for weeks
Only 10 days until we get Zeke the Freak
>Baltipoor
>>66922304
>perribust
10 days until the Chargers take Ramsey.
NO FUCKING TUNSIL, PLEASE. FUCK YOU!
292 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>Saints color rush
Noooooooo
>>66922602
Hahahha cyber bullies pls
Did I win?
>>66922553
What exactly did number 55 have in mind?
>>66920155
>>Eagles - Reggie White
Dawkins?
>>66910378
Or Charles Woodson, Art Shell, Gene Upshaw, Jim Otto , Steve Wisnewskie
>>66912061
By that logic the WNBA or MLS is more interesting than the NFL. Get lost and take your moon logic with you
>>66922553
Wow
>>66919684
teach me how to make these so i can pump out oc like a meme factory
>>66922622
what's the game beside Tenchu? [spoiler]bulge, senpai[/spoiler]
Have Patriot fans acted like special snowflakes today?
I think this is the first time that everyone is mocking the same player to the Eagles that i actually agree with, AND there's hardly anyone saying it'd be a bad pick.
I'm gonna be pissed when the gnats or bears trade up in front of them and take Zeke.
>>66922622
Reggie was probably the greatest DE of all time
Dawkins is maybe the greatest SS (I know he played FS but he was a better box safety than a cover guy) so I'd put Reggie over him
>>66922961
>florida
everytime
>>66923683
Reggie was a traitor. So I have Dawkins over him.
>>66923816
>People from Florida supporting non-Florida teams
lol
>>66923955
>hur im so funny being ironic xD
literally kill yourself
>>66923974
>>66923955
its ok sneak we know how shitty all the florida teams are so we dont judge you. even if you are literal garbage
>>66921978
*months
>>66923955
stop being gay
>Rex Ryan confirms he will introduce Donald Trump at his rally tonight in Buffalo
hue
>>66922724
download photoshop
recolor
>>66923955
you do realize there are some people who are "from" certain area of the U.S. , but aren't proud of it, right?
i.e. I was born in Atlanta and moved to TN and continue to live there with my family.
But do I give a flying fuck about TN or GA (or their respective teams)? Hell no
>>66924188
Jesus christ
>>66924286
>i deserve the respect from my peers when I have no respect for the game
>>66922553
Former titans fan here. This play single handedly shift my allegiance to the gints
>>66924556
>quitting on your team
>just as things are looking to align for them
Does anyone watch Grudens QB Camp?
I just watched the Goff, Wentz, and Paxton episodes.
Its all devoid of actual information, and Gruden does nothing but suck them off.
Its pretty much fluff
>>66924785
Duh did you expect ESPN to do anything actually analytical of the game of football??
>>66924807
Im not sure, everyone goes on about how great Gruden is, and how knowledgeable on the game he is.
I dont watch college ball that closely, but it really didnt do much for me.
4 draftfus 1 cup
At first I was pretty angry at the idea of drafting Zeke at 8 but the more and more I read and watch of him the less angry I get at >us potentially drafting him
>>66924873
>implying you wont take Paxton Lynch
>>66924785
They're all like that, that's part of what makes it fun/funny
Does anybody have that "into the trash it goes" with the Canadian flags?
>>66925041
Somebody should really make a Canadian version of the "stop, look at the flag" image we have for Aussies
>>66925069
There is one.
>>66922553
>tfw the LOB is reassembled
>>66924873
Anyone besides these 3 bust QBs I'm okay with
>>66922553
>here bro, you dropped this
Vote:
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-greatest-offensive-tackles-of-all-time/outlel
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-greatest-guards-in-nfl-history/outlel
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-greatest-centers-of-all-time/outlel
>ravens signing mr 3 ypc man
>>66924188
based Rax
>>66924188
Good to see that he's still the King of Memes.
Anyone seen Paxton Lynch's facial hair lately? He looks like Sean Penn only a foot taller.
>>66909913
Not even a mention of Dickerson?
>>66925381
>he doesnt forgib he doesnt forget
I miss football & fantasy.
I also can't wait for the Seahawks to beat the Patriots in New England. That's going to feel good.
>>66925297
I dont know what the fuck johnny was thinking I hate this signing 100%
hell probably be the 3DRB anyway so I dont think he will hurt them too much
>>66925701
He has talent, but he just has no drive and got fat
Cheap depth, low risk high reward if he could turn things around.
I doubt he will, but its not like its a horrible signing in theory
>>66925701
That's assuming he even makes the team.
>as of this post Mark "Buttfumble" Sanchez is still the starting QB for the broncos
>>66925701
He's a camp body nothing more. In the off chance he makes the team awesome, if not it's not like it's going to cost them anything
>>66926089
Its punishment from the NFL for fixing the refs to give pey pey a superbowl in his last season
Is Aaron Rodgers the most hollywood qb?
>>66926167
>punishment
not for those of us who arent donkeys fans
well thats not true, its punishment for my sides
>>66926192
literally who?
>>66926192
Is he with Chris Pratt?
>>66926230
It's Starlord
>>66926247
Ya. I think Pratt's wife is friends with Munn
>>66926312
Huh, Pratt is a big seahawks fan wonder why he's hanging out with that loser Rodgers
>>66926312
Funny how women with no talent that are constantly being forced down consumers throats band together.
>>66926357
Chris Pratt is married to Anna Ferris you dumb ass
>>66926357
Not sure what you think forcing somethimng down someone's throat is cuz Pratt's wife hasn't been in anything
>>66926428
thats what he said tho
>>66926478
considering how garbage all the movies she was in this post is pretty much true
>>66926478
>all the Scary Movies
>Lost in Translation
>Brokeback Mountain
>Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
>The Dictator
>22 Jump Street
>Mom, a hugely successful sitcom
Yeah that Anna Faris is a bum
>>66926557
>shit
>shit
>shit
>shit
>shit
>shit to anyone who doesnt have ovaries
>>66926595
>Lost in translation and cloudy with a chance of meatballs
>shit
>>66926652
Also add scary movies 1-3 to that, those movies were gold
>>66926652
>one is overrated just because it has bill murray and scarlet johannsen
>the other is literally a movie for children
>>66926557
>tiny roles or costarring in shovelware comedy
>"shoved down our throat"
Literally had no clue she was in any of these except scary movie and dictator and those are the kind of low brow movies she is talented enough for
>>66926681
anybody who thinks anything from the wayans is good needs to be banned for being underage
What the hell are the Titans doing?
They traded away No.1 and now they're trying to get a better number
What are you AFC South predictions guys? I say the Titans are 1-15 if they're lucky
>>66926763
They're trying to get to the top of there ahort list while gaining xtra draft picks. What is hard to get?
I'll have a breakdown of all these picks along with alternate options later tonight if anyone is interested
>>66926732
>he didn't like Major Payne
you are the one who should be banned
>>66926815
Trading Thomas to GB right?
Hourly reminder
>>66902100
Pats
I constantly talk myself into not getting excited for any player who has never played an NFL snap
Not a player, but the return of based Dante has me pic related
Binaural beats, not sure what the title is
>>66926861
Not a chance
>>66902465
If Denver fucks him up again in the season opener his career is literally over. He will be mentally broken.
>>66926866
>not posting the webm
>>66926681
>scary movie 3
>good
1 and 2 were gold, the rest are dog shit
>>66926732
Then there is this retard, most of the Wayans shit is from the mid 90s
>>66926916
>if its from the 90s that means a 12 year old cant get a copy in 2016
>>66903306
Holy shit, someone else who understands football is on /sp/ today!
>>66926949
>12 year old enjoying movies with pop culture references from 25 years ago
I dont think so faggot
>>66926903
This was a bigger play than the helmet catch imo
It was completely decisive, whereas the Gnats still needed to score after the helmet catch. Not nearly as much of a fluke either, just good disciplined football
I doubt any team will ever achieve a perfect 19-0 season. We saw what a disgrace the Punthers made of themselves trying to chase that mark
>>66926976
This guy gets it
>>66926815
I'm interested. Do you think Tunsil can become an elite RT or do you want JT to be traded?
>>66926902
His career is already over. You don't recover from the yips
>>66926902
We'll see how mentally tough he is. If he crumbles under the pressure, they're finished.
Wentz > Goff
No way rams dont take him
They are only pretending to waffle back an forth to cause hype and excitement for the draft.
They made their decision before they pulled the trigger on the trade
>burrs twitter baneposting
>>66927179
Burrs have kinda slacked off as of recent, but are the kings of shitposting afterall
>>66927179
>6'3
He's a... somewhat big guy
>>66927179
Tell me about Marshawn, why does he wear the mask
>>66927070
He can be an elite RT while Joe is still playing at a high level and then move to LT to replace Joe when he starts to slip or retires. I really like Ramsey and Goff as well but the more I think about how much adding Tunsil could do for the Browns on offense the more I want it to happen
>>66926866
>>66926903
Did these actually happen?
Shit
He is going to drop like a rock in the draft.
That nerve damage isnt going to heal is it?
>>66927441
I feel so bad for the kid, was going to be a top 10 pick and ow he might not even go in the first two rounds. It's situations like this that make me wish college players got paid something
>>66927272
Not a bad idea, actually. RG3 will need some good protection so his knee doesn't get BTFO in the first game, and Alvin Bailey may not be up for the job. Also a QB this year isn't necessary because Griffin can have a comeback year, and if he doesn't, there's always Deshaun Watson available next year.
I keep seeing all these fanspeak drafts where Doctson is still available by round 2, but I'm really worried that he'll be picked earlier in reality. Hopefully >we'll be able to snag him up, WR is one of the biggets holes on this roster.
>@uSTADIUM 55s55 seconds ago
The #Eagles, #49ers, and #Jets are three teams that could have interest in trading up with the #Browns at #2 (Schefter).
Jets are gonna trade Wilkerson for and 2 1st (2016 and 2017) to get Goff or Wentz watch
this excites and scares me
>>66927441
ifo Ekpre-Olomu 2.0? That guy dropped from 1st round all the way to 7th. I really hope Cleveland knew what they were doing when relaesing him, that injury probably put his career in jeopardy
>>66927505
>It's situations like this that make me wish college players got paid something
Its horse hockey they dont get paid, especially when a lot of the players are just poor blacks who go to college on a full ride. It doesnt leave much money left for actual living expenses.
My buddy went through college on a full ride, but still had to have a job to pay for food and housing. These players cant have jobs
>>66927553
It happens more than you like to think. Look at marcus lattimore, he dropped to the fourth but never even played a snap before retiring.
>>66927514
I don't expect RG3 to do much unless he drastically changes the way he deals with pressure. I also don't really dig Watson either but there's still a year for other prospects to show up so for now I'd like to see the team be built up with RG3 and Shaw getting their shots to show if they can be of use and then when the prospect actually exists the Browns can grab him and plug him in ready to go in a much better situation than they had before
>>66927539
There's no chance that's gonna happen when this draft class has such a wealth of talent at D-line
>>66927592
And the fact that some guys could have skipped college all together and went to the pros (Clowney and Nkemdeche come too mind) but instead they have to jeopardize their health and future playing in college without seeing a dime
>people getting excited about the nfl draft
god its so stupid.
>>66927721
Teams are built through the draft. It should be exciting to get new players
>>66927721
>his GM isn't Reggie McKenzie
>>66927721
This. Caring what your team does is really dumb.
>>66927721
>he thinks the NFL draft matters as little as the NBA draft
Go back to the cuckball threads
>>66919598
Because the Giants will play with a red jersey
Green and red is bad for color blind people
>manlets
>manlets everywhere
>>66925492
Speaking of Fantasy:
Who else will grab Allen Robinson as soon as possible here?
>>66927951
>Eli Apple AND Karl Joseph
Please god
>>66927168
Exactly. You don't trade to #1 if you'll take either
>>66927951
>>66928102
Apple is terrible, he's going to be a bust. Cap this post
>>66927721
I too wouldn't be for football if I was a Cryiami fan
>>66902100
Panthers
Dodd or Elliot, probably gong to end up with Henry
Boykin
Ppl vs Oj in the background
>>66928219
good job using old and tired memes from when lebron was still with the heat.
nice originality
>>66927911
but the nba draft matters more. a player effects the team more in bball than football. 5>11
>>66927743
your right but no one knows shit about these players. its the luck of the draw
>>66927150
People have been calling his career over since 2012
>>66902100
Stoolers
Karl Joseph, Devontae Booker
Green
E40 - choices
>>66928394
NOOOOPPPPPEEEEEE
>>66928328
>but the nba draft matters more
only for the top 5 or 6 teams. late 1st rounders or 2nd rounder rarely, if ever, help their teams out
whereas, footballers can come from any of the 7 rounds and make an immediate impact
>>66928328
Literally only the first 5 picks matter
If that
>>66928432
Yup.
>>66928328
Woah bro don't get mad at me, its not my fault that miami teams and florida teams for that matter are hot garbage
>>66927553
yeah but being drafted by cleveland is still what put the nail in the coffin
>>66928482
>>66928482
yeah but its fucking luck after the third round.
NFL is more players that will make an impact but its the same thing as the nba.
but I agree the draft matters more for every team in the nfl. where only some teams can rely on drafting well.
>>66928506
you mean like this year where a 2nd rounder is making an impact on the heat.
And most years there is a quality player taken in the teens.
>curry taken at 7
>green taken in the second round
>kawaii at 15
>kobe at 13
>pg3 at 10
there are less busts in the nba above 5 but there is still a lot of quality most years later than that
>>66902100
>Raiders
>Bobby Nkemdiche/Myles Jack in the first, Karl Joseph/Darian Thompson in the first/second, Sean Davis/Kenneth Dixon/Kentrell Brothers in the second/third
>Irvin off the edge
>pic related
>Gayvens sign Trent Richardson
Old Bay on suicide watch lmao
>>66927697
its makes perfect sense
the Browns have the cap room for him and are scared to draft another qb the Jets probably can't afford Wilkerson and need a qb both benefit
atleast this sport isn't a one horse race
>>66928943
How to join the JIDF? And will it make me an honorary jew with access to unlimited shekels?
>Dolphins claim ex-Patriots DT Chris Jones off of waivers
What's this guy's story?
>>66929516
>he once started for the pats
god our teams gm literally couldnt make it as a jets gm and still we hire him because he is from new york and his friends with ireland
>>66929516
>What's this guy's story?
He is shit, so a shit team picked him up
>>66928857
I assure you, it really makes no sense at all. Especially for the Browns to give up #2 for
>>66909913
>Bills
>not OJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3ytAuIVsLM
>>66909913
>Jim Brown
Yup
>Ozzie Newsome
Never heard anyone say that before
>>66928856
This is old news you literal nobody
>>66928195
we all said the same thing about Robr but he turned out fine
>>66902100
>Falcons
>Shaq Lawson and Leonard Floyd
>Alex Mack
>some music i'm working on
>>66930255
football in pooper
Miami fans how do you cheer for your team?
Tannehill is fucking trash.
Landry is an OBJ dickrider.
Literally no one else of worth.
https://twitter.com/AustinKarp/status/722095757830926336
>furpuck
>>66929616
Thanks :^)
>>66930370
>Landry is an OBJ dickrider
You know they're friends and ex-teammates, right?
And besides Landry, there's Wake and Jones. I agree, there's not a whole lot of star power on the team, but if that's the only reason you would root for a team then you're just a filthy fucking bandwagoner
>>66930255
Football in asshole faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S_PM9xH-Kc
REX RYAN SPEAKING AT TRUMPRALLY GET IN HERE
>doing Fanspeak
>Broncos take Cardale Jones in the 4th
>>66931813
Literally blew my mind when he showed up, classic Rex.
>>66902100
Peckers
Reggie Ragland
Jared Cuck
Iron Maiden - Speed of Light
>>66931813
Meme coach likes a meme candidate. I'm shocked.
>>66926763
Lewan is a good left tackle, and you dont draft Tunsil to switch him over to right tackle if you think Lewan is good at left. Also theyre not going to take Ramsey at one so its best to trade out and get picks. Now Titans have a ton of options to do what they want which includes getting back into the top 10 which with 3 2nd rounders it can happen.
>rex ryan speaking at a trump rally
why should I be surprised?
>>66931920
>meme candidate
get out, Ted
>>66931920
Meme magic, Rato
>>66932262
because you're a braindead liberal faggot
Is Rex trying to get some meme magic to rub off onto him so he'll make the playoffs this season?
>>66932465
lol I am a republican who hates clinton and despises sanders
>>66909913
>Vikings
>no purple people eaters
>>66929516
He missed last season entirely after tearing his calf during the previous playoffs somewhere. Maybe just losing his spot to younger guys and according to Reiss his contract hit was going to be higher than Pats wanted considering his sub role.
He blocked a FG once.
>>66931813
well it kinda fits with the way he's always represented himself. Not a big critical thinker.
>random power ranking
Top 5 defensive ends from '98-'05 go
>>66933301
more like purple penis eaters lmao
>>66932619
If Rex Ryan wanted to harness the power of memes he should never have lost weight. Fat Rex had enormous meme power. KissingSuzyKolber had an entire fucking sketch series devoted to him. People lovingly made images and dramas about him. Fat Rex was Rex at the height of his powers. He made two straight AFC Championships.
Thin Rex is never going to recover that. The magic is gone forever.
>thread is two days old
>your drunken posts from yesterday are still visible
>>66932648
Don't bother. According to the Trumpbot Gestapo anyone who doesn't support their proto-fascist is either a libtard or a cuckold. It's the ultimate "If you're not with us, you're against us" hivemind.
>>66933386
say that to my face and not online.
>>66933349
Jason Taylor
Peppers
Strahan
Seymour
Aaron Smith
>>66909913
Fuck you, my list is better.
>Patriots - Tom Brady
>Jets - Joe Namath
>Dolphins - Dan Marino
>Bills - Thurman Thomas
>Ravens - Ray Lewis
>Bengals - Anthony Munoz
>Steelers - Joe Greene
>Browns - Jim Brown
>Colts - Johnny Unitas
>Jags - Jimmy Smith
>Titans - Steve McNair
>Texans - J.J. Watt
>Broncos - John Elway
>Chiefs - Derrick Thomas
>Raiders - Gene Upshaw
>Chargers - LaDanian Tomlinson
>Giants - Lawrence Taylor
>Cowboys - Roger Staubach
>Eagles - Reggie White
>Redskins - Joe Theismann
>Bears - Walter Payton
>Packers - Brett Favre
>Lions - Barry Sanders
>Vikings - Alan Page
>Buccaneers - Warren Sapp
>Falcons - Deion Sanders
>Panthers - Steve Smith
>Saints - Drew Brees
>Cardinals - Larry Fitzgerald
>49ers - Joe Montana
>Seahawks - Steve Largent
>Rams - Deacon Jones
>>66933605
>Vikings - Alan Page
>>66933605
Almost forgot,
>Oilers - Earl Campbell
>>66933605
Theyre both terrible because you only have one player per team and even on 50 year franchises like the titans
>>66909190
This might be the most unnecessary cash grab the NFL has ever come up with. Does anyone even really care about these jerseys? Who does it appeal to?
>>66933789
>Does anyone even really care about these jerseys? Who does it appeal to?
you're really asking this in the one place where people are unironically autistic about uniforms?
>Rams at #1 now
Well the idea of possibly getting Goff was fun while it lasted. Now they will take Wentz and Goff will go to Cleveland where his career will be over before it even starts.
>>66912061
>he doesnt understand dynasties will always exist in this league because its a coaches' game
>yfw the Browns are bullshitting everyone and take Bosa with the second pick and don't take a quarterback at all
Honestly I wouldn't even be mad. Bosa would be the best draft decision we'd make in a looooong time. That or trading down and taking Treadwell.
>>66933881
Pats have the worst uni's.
>that logo
>that silver instead of white
>>66926732
>Not liking in Living Color
you should be sterilized
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4cO9GkWPTo
>>66934298
With the second pick you'd need to pick up Ramsey or Jack so Haden doesnt have to carry the entire defense
>>66934391
New?
>>66913950
Jaelen strong, wr, houston texans
No more shitty nate or cecil to steal targets. This guy was 2/2, over 100 yds, 2tds on 2 plays vs the colts last year
>>66914492
But then they wont be able to draft a bust qb
Post players you think your team will probably draft
>Goff (or Wentz if LA takes Goff)
>Michael Thomas
>Leonte Carroo
>Vonn Bell
>Scooby Wright
>Babby Gronk
>>66918801
underrated post
Post greatest QB/Receiver duos in NFL history
>>66934728
Brady/Moss or Brady/Gronk, /nfl/?
MOST DELUSIONAL FANBASES IN THE NFL:
>Cowboys
>Chiefs
>Ravens
>Raiders
>Lions
>Iggles
I'm from the future
>MVP 2016: Tom Brady
>OPOTY 2016: Antonio Brown
>DPOTY 2016: JJ Watt
>OROTY 2016: Laquon Treadwell
>DROTY 2016: Joey Bosa
>Comeback Player of the Year: Robert Griffin III
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