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15:30 Borussia Dortmund ? - ? Hamburger SV
17:30 Mainz 05 ? - ? FC Cologne
broich
good morning
that was a nice goal
>>66867164
They are so done
>>66889701
Morning
>>66867523
Very well done by Manchester City too
>>66877207
huth's is funnier desu
Ended up barbecueing anyways yesterday. Didn't drink the french connection cocktail though.
>>66889925
Hit that just right
>>66889648
>feel when didnt grow up in the japanese countrysides
feels bad lads
Mario Gomet scored yesterday, is leading the goalscorer chart in turkey and he's eight points clear with the team in the league. Him and Andreas Beck will win the league this year
>>66890480
I still hope Fenerbahce can pull it off, but of course I will be happy for Mario when/if his team wins.
>>66889925
>that kick to the head
>>66891111
Checked
>tfw going to miss the Leicester match
>>66891152
It's okay United Kingdom will probably post some gifs
So can we all agree that this season was the final nail on the Bundesliga coffin?
>>66891361
Yes, playoffs are coming soon
>>66891152
you can watch the old new firm
>"Thanks for taking me out to lunch on this sunny day, Anon! Really nice of you to miss out on that football thing just to spend time with me!"
>>66891268
l-lewd
>>66891817
Yeah, I normally don't date 5/10s but you said your family is rich, right?
>>66891361
i think it is clear that something has to change. Not only in the bundes but all across europe
>>66892418
what could you do besides
>more arab billionaires
>playoffs
>salary cap
>>66892453
execute all ausgaylians
>>66892542
i don't think leckie and kruse, r are holding the league back that much
>>66892328
Right
>>66892418
Why?
Time for second breakfast
awww :3
>>66892453
i dont know. But it has to change in a local level. Kids here celebrate messi/ronaldo/neymar as some kind of gods while having no interest in their local clubs.
>>66892611
"Vermögensschere" is expanding rapidly. It creates boring leagues like the french league, swiss league, bundes. On problem is that rich retards buy clubs and treat them like their toys. There needs to be more regulation. But another problem is also the amount of money you get for CL football compaired to europa league. Clubs play in the cl and get alot of money and can build a huge empire reducing other clubs to literal peasants.
its a problem.
>>66893101
>"Vermögensschere" is expanding rapidly. It creates boring leagues like the french league, swiss league, bundes. On problem is that rich retards buy clubs and treat them like their toys. There needs to be more regulation. But another problem is also the amount of money you get for CL football compaired to europa league. Clubs play in the cl and get alot of money and can build a huge empire reducing other clubs to literal peasants.
its a problem.
I don't see how that's a problem. Smart clubs survive, stupid clubs go down.
>b-but we deserve to be in the Bundesliga, m-muh tradition
Dog: Bayern
Bird: Darmstadt
>>66893173
good job
>>66893101
>Vermögensschere
what is the direct translation of that
>>66893141
It makes the league boring for some and that's the problem they have
>>66893223
wealth scissors
>>66893223
vermögen = wealth
schere = scissor
lester - west ham is starting
ace stream id: 42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7
>>66893223
>it makes the league boring for some and that's the problem they have
yeah well it's not their league
Liverpool
>>66893321
whose is it
watching a viasat stream
>>66893612
>>66893298
and this
>not passing to shinji
denmark and germany supporting leicester
>>66893689
Did you take a picture of your screen?
Bürki, Bender, Gündogan, Hummels, Sahin, Ramos, Pulisic, Kagawa, Castro, Ginter, Passlack
>>66893689
or maybe its just for huth and schmeichel
evening, /bundes/
vardy is gonna win the euros by himself isn't he
YESSS
>>66893689
What's the plant behind your screen?
>>66893826
Yes
>>66893689
why the fuck are you pointing at it
>>66894345
Relax
Time for lunch
>>66894482
don't tell me what to do
>>66894743
Bournemouth?
>>66894228
my glorious chili
>>66894345
the flags
>>66894820
Just looked it up, they are playing Bournemouth
>>66894859
Nice
Dortmund still playing YNWA, hahaha
perfect reminder of the game last thursday
>>66895035
should have been the wager for kloppb owl, winner gets to keep the song
>pulisic
>passlack
holy shit!
poor joo-ho still doesn't get to play
>Dortmund actually showed up to the game
wtf?!?!?!?
>>66895343
NO BULLY
How much they gonna get for Gundam you think?
>>66895393
37mil
I bet Dortmund can't wait to sell PEA for £95m Euros
>>66895480
Yes
Time for Doppelkopf
>>66895480
Who the fuck would pay that much?
>Euros
>£95m
>>66895598
Manchester City, Paris Saint Germain, Real Madrid, China, Barcelona
I know Ramos has scored some good goals, but seriously, without Auba and Reus, I think their goal scoring abilities are rather limited.
What caused the ice age and how did plants survive it? Did any plants not make it? Do you think there were some crazy fruits before our time, that went extinct? Can seeds survive being frozen?
How did life happen after the ice age? Wasn't everything dead?
>>66895480
enough
>>66895865
Just watch the movies they explain it all
>>66895865
There was not many flowers back then. HTH
>>66895882
Should have just gone for the goal instead of running into him and jump
oh look who's commentating the Dortmund game, Kai DIttmann
>>66895865
the earth wasnt literally covered in ice as the name "ice age" would imply. it was just a few degrees colder. not even that much. the equator was still warm and comfy. the sahara for example wasnt a desert but a lush, green savanna
>>66895865
there were some weird plants pre ice age
source: walking with monsters i watched ages ago
>>66896167
>>66896295
Hm, thanks for the input. I'd love to hear someone talk about the ice age
>>66896295
Were the ice ages not before the dinosaurs were knocking around?
>>66895865
It doesn't make sense because it's made up by infidels. Allah (peace be upon him) create the humans 6000 years ago.
slippy slip
>>66896454
based
this game is fun
both teams are so fucking bad
like watching a car crash every minute
I know he's just been subbed in, but anyone fucking up like that, needs subbing out.
>>66896698
hamburg are ok, at times they have some nice combinations, but moments like these...just show the lack of quality in decisive positions (ilicevic, schipplock)
>only singing after your team scored
kek
Based Pulisic.
>>66896677
>I Have No Clue About Football, and I Must Post
USA
S
A
Do what you must
>>66896818
uwotm8? have you been watching?
RAMOS
HSV just 3 points from 16th
we can do it, guys
meme magic to relegate them
meme magic to counter the eternal HSV luck
>>66896892
Is she trying to be based Hepburn?
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE
>>66897180
STOP
>>66897206
i'd rather hoffenheim goes down
>>66897180
STOP IT STOP IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
>kagawa caressing dat ramos belly
kek
>>66897342
>dortmund maintaining an early 2-0 lead
so nobody watching the game huh :(
Reminder that such a thing as period shits exists
>>66897342
a black robben basically
>>66897470
yes and
YESS
Tfw tuchel reactivated Aryan and Nigos
Literally the podolski of coaching
>>66897470
>period shits
http://antenasport.com/fox1usahd.html
americans wanking over their young talent
>Pulisik
>that knock off Jonah Hill
>>66897656
should have reactivated them on Thursday
This is MY new reaction image
do not use it or I will track you down and molest you
webm of Aubameyang stare pls
Era desu
>>66898211
DO NOT
>>66898273
not really
way too soft
>born 1998
>refball against dortmund
I see things are as usual.
>>66898194
can I save it though?
>>66898315
shot milk from my nose
thanks for making my day
>>66898299
just like denmark
>>66898343
Why are you drinking milk? Are you some sort of baby?
>>66897444
Barely with one eye
>>66898194
>whats for dinner tonite
>>66897710
Good to see them getting that draw at least. Also nice that it's that Ulloa guy
after seeing the angry Dortmund fans at Anfield on thursday throwing things on the pitch and having a tantrum at the players and Kloppo, I can see why there's the big fence at the westfalenstadion
KEK
That is not a red card
why are German refs so bad
HOLY FUCK
oh wow
>ADLEL
>clearly prevented goal chance
>last man
>not a red
kek
>>66898299
Yardcore too
>>66898451
there are like 3 guys around him but whatever nice bait
>>66898425
not as bad as english refs
Finally some justice, HSV gets punished
>>66898451
dude there are like 4 HSV players
not a red
not sure whether i should watch bangalore - delhi or arsenal - crystal palace
>>66898484
>around him
but not in front of him
>>66898499
How about snuggle up with me in bed
>this refball
>>66898507
retard
>>66898507
you know your opinion is invalid when even Mr Dortmund himself agrees it shouldn't have been a red
>>66898425
customer pls.
Clear prevention of goal chance, no ball contact
clear red, learn the rules.
>>66898535
nice logical argument, thanks for keeping things on a non-emtoional level and judging objectively about the subject matter at hand
>>66898499
Arsenal will be nervous; if they lose today then they will be in a battle for 4th
>>66898528
no, thanks
>>66898507
???
pls stop baiting me : (
>>66898528
c-can I join?
>>66898550
>>66898560
you know your opinion is invalid when even Mr Dortmund himself agrees it shouldn't have been a red
>>66898561
pretty sure they're already in it no matter the result considering they have to play manchester city in their remaining fixtures
>>66898585
Dickel?
>it shouldn't have been a red
top cuck
>>66898498
>>66898498
Yellow, yes. But certainly no red.
>>66898507
dude, the goal was clear. Of course the goal was clear because the goalie went out, but thats hardly Kagawas fault. Point is the goal was clear and it was a foul that prevented a shot on a empty goal.
Sorry this is a red. If there were defenders in front of Kagawa, then its Alders flawed decision making that got him the red.
I think it didnt help that he wanted to contanct, eventhough he could be sure not to touch the ball, and he was outside of the box(inside of the box it could be a yellow but at least penality to make up for it).
>>66898658
>Point is the goal was clear
>>66898646
you're literally imagining things out of delusion
>Pulisic not getting any fouls because he's 17
The fuck
ramos pls
>Ramos
>>66898582
Yes
>>66898585
Mr. Dortmund is not the scale of all things rule-wise, I choose to disagree.
>>66898687
>top cuck
>>>
>nobody in the goal
>16m from goal
>think a pro wouldnt hit the goal over 90%
ok
>>66898575
Thenks for arrow.
>>66898743
>>think a pro wouldnt hit the goal over 90%
that's not the point
wasn't a clear goal chance
decided to watch the arsenal game btw
>>66898784
Daily reminder that Pulisic wasn't even born when that pic was taken and that the cat is already dead
Why is bunde so much comfier than PL?
also snuggled up in bed, at hospital
>>66898853
>at hospital
What happened my friend?
>>66898970
freedom overdose would be my guess
>>66898970
something something fatty something something
>>66898853
will you die
>>66899016
we all die
>Pulisic scored his 1st goal
feelsgoodman.jpg
Just emailed my aunt again. Sent her a picture too
>>66899116
is she hot?
>one team """fights""" for the Meisterschaft
>one team fights for the CL
>seven teams just happen to be in the upper part of the table by accident
>rest of the league fights relegation
>Ramos
RAMOS
>>66899218
At least he put away his fourth big chance.
>>66899228
STOP
IT
!
>>66898853
it's our little safe zone
>>66898776
no problemo friend
>>66899228
ENOUGH!!!!
will he ever stop replying to himself, lads
>>66899195
Underrated.
>>66898853
>Pulisic goal gave millions of Americans heart attacks
what a tragic irony
>>66899274
stop if you don't want to make enemies with everyone
we ignore him for a reason
>>66899300
I'm just playing though. I like VeeJuice.
Good to see Ramos scoring desu
>>66899326
kys
>>66898805
an empty goal for a player 17-19meters away with the ball isnt a clear goal chance?
Doesnt matter if there were defenders next to him, or even a bit front of him, thats a clear goal shot and at least 80% goal.
Hamburg will be 1 point away from relegation if they lose to Bremen next week
What now?
>>66899411
Poker then dinner
>>66899397
I could understand that you delude yourself into this if your team didn't win but holy shit
even Dittmann said it was a yellow
>>66899418
Meh I don't know if I should watch some CC2 episodes or rewatch Wolf of Wall Street
monreal (?) just bodychecked the ref lmao xD
>>66899458
for (mon)real?
>>66899467
yeah
>>66899300
I just love using Caps Lock
Passlack looks and talks like someone I wouldn't trust my money or baby with
Pulisic is a cutie
>>66899425
okay, my understanding is that such a contact foul, for such a good goal chance, with the only aim to bring the player down, without touching the ball/having chance of touching the ball is a red.
was pretty sure on this one. Wanna hear Urs Meiers opionon on that.
>>66899488
He's a(n) (p)asslack
>>66899504
should probably read up on the rules, m8
German with that Pulisic accent sounds just... ahhhhhhh shivers down my spine
take me now
>>66899504
>this is the average bundes poster now
remember when these threads were full of people with 10/10 football knowledge?
>>66899536
we can discuss this all day, but like I said, I think it was an important factor that the goal was empty, what always makes these foul from the goalie borderline red(when there is no touch on the ball).
>>66899551
Schwule!!
>>66899565
>anyone on /sp/ having football knowledge
>transfermarkt casuals triggered because they will never reach this level of discussion
rofl
>>66899565
Had me shuckle.
>>66899627
>>66899565
>you need the ball to press
Martin Mortensen wins Tro Bro Leon and Michael Valgren second in Amstel Gold Race.
Good day for Danish cycling!
>those lineups for FCK-BIF
FC will destroy us
>>66899536
>Bei schweren Regelübertretungen kann der Schiedsrichter den Spieler auch auf Dauer des Platzes verweisen (Rote Karte). Gründe für einen Platzverweis sind
>Notbremse
>Es ist die Aufgabe des Schiedsrichters zu entscheiden, ob eine klare Torchance vorlag. Entgegen der weit verbreiteten Meinung ist nicht ausschlaggebend, ob der foulende Spieler der „letzte Mann“ (also der der eigenen Torlinie am nächsten stehende Feldspieler oder der Torwart) ist und wo sich der Ball im Moment des Regelverstoßes befindet. Die Ballposition und die Stellung der übrigen Spieler liefern hier zwar Anhaltspunkte, sind aber für die Tatsachenentscheidung nur Hilfskriterien.
I think you should read the rules better m8.
Of course you will argue, it wasnt a Notbremse, and not a clear goal chance but I cant be bothered with that.
There was a good german board where they discussed referee decisions of the current matchday rather professionally, but cant find it right now.
>Mainz is just 1pt behind Hertha
dude what
>>66899565
>notbremse to prevent a goal chance is not a red
okay, enlighten us football god.
>>66899746
calm down
>>66899769
you're a literal fucking retard
how about you read the thread?
>>66899717
good day!!
>>66899789
thx for the mature reaction Kevin.
all I read in the read was
>there were players infront of him
>thus it cant be a red
which is wrong
>>66899746
>There was a good german board
>wahretabelle
>good
kek
this thread keeps getting funnier
post >yfw if Mainz & Berlin both somehow end up in the CL next season
>mfw
>>66899847
>players in front of him prevent it from being a clear cut chance
>i-it's wrong
wow
>>66899814
Two former Bundesliga players on each team.
Can you name them?
I bet the people who argue it wasnt a red are the same that said it was no penalty before, but lost there shit and jumped and screamed if Dortmund would not get a penalty against them for a contact like this.
>>66899814
You now remember Teemu Pukki
>>66899905
Kahlenberg and Pukki
Kvist and Jörgensen
>>66899905
Kvist and Augustinsson?
Pukki and Kahlenberg
I bet the people who argue it was a red are all pedophiles, nazis and child molesters.
>>66899967
Yes
>>66899971
Not quite, but I expect Augustinsson to become a Bundesliga player soon.
Wendt and Bengtsson already took the trip as Swedish leftbacks at FCK
i don't bet, because i'm not mentally ill
>>66900006
>still being this salty
>>66900006
elaborate
>>66900006
I'm not exactly why but that is a logical fallacy
>>66900022
oh so when you do it it's okay because it's you I get it
you'd fit well into /r/Sandersforpresident
>>66900053
you mean like>>66899941
?
He has started dancing now.
Can Mainz make it in the CL playoffs?
Klassikeren about to begin now if you want something to watch.
>webmbrit suddenly jumping into the "discussion" when someone says something about child molesters and pedophiles
is there something you want to tell us?
>>66900125
no, thanks
>>66900117
no, absolutely not
>>66900093
like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS5MlAnG93w
>>66900117
yes, absolutely
>>66900166
Boyd Rice?
go mainz go
>>66899847
>there were players in front of him
>which couldnt really prevent him fro mtaking a shot on the empty goal from 17-18m
I dont see how two field players are generally more able to prevent a goal than one goalie.
It comes down to, clear goal chance or not.
>>66900340
calm down
>>66900345
I just like to have discussions, its all cool :(
Like Friedmann, thats part of life.
*takes autism pills*
Usually is there are defending players close enough and goal side to the attacking player to pressure him then it does mean yellow not red
>sky's mic placement
kek
>Zaha
>Zaha
well, arsenal arsenaled that one up
Someone let the kraken out
>>66901273
based
http://giphy.com/gifs/xT1XGQxwXwppEinJxC
>this isnt a foul/penalty
>>66901335
Why not?
Damn. He did well to bring that down
>that block
>>66901473
he's Schalke cuck
>that one Anon writing nobody but Bayern and Dortmund want to play internationally next season
Sundays in poker are really strange. Maybe I should stop playing poker on sundays altogether
There are a lot of German radio stations on radiodroid
>Mainz 05
>Mainz
JUST
>>66901655
He's so right and it's funny
>>66901654
I think online radios are a fetish of Germans
do the clubs in the bundesliga really want Hertha to reach the CL this badly?
>chokainz
>Mainz
>Secondz
Köln did it
>>66901905
would he actually die from there?
i feel like he could slide into the sea/river/whatever that is
he might suffer some grazes from it, but would survive
KÖLNED
>Hertha will unironically play in the CL
wow
Does any club want a CL or EL spot this year?
>>66901969
no they won't
4th place means CL play-off and they will fail there
or maybe not even get the 4th place, they have started choking recently
Going to watch Barcelona - Valencia in an hours time
>>66901969
get used to it
BERLIN hertha is only beginning
bring forth the EU Superliga
>>66901952
welcome to germany, please reproduce rapidly
>TKF
>>66902022
>being this abh
>shit clubs like hertha, bayern, dirtmund, neverkusen, hertha, mainz, wolfsburg are top
>good clubs like hamburg and koln struggling
why is this allowed
>>66901473
because referee said so
>>66901597
where do you play?
>>66902202
PokerStars
>>66896815
Choo choo, all aboard the hype train! Pulisic is playing his way into the Copa squad.
>>66902315
>meme edition of a meme cup
exciting...NOT
>>66901952
Ugh.. how is falling into water supposed to kill you in the first place you dingus.
>>66899016
It will be very painful...
Where do you get your kicks from?
Time to water ther plants
>>66901597
>poker
>2016
is your rl stream like lagging 6 years behind lmao
>>66902517
Why is he so cute lads?
>>66902254
isnt onlinepoker with money banned?
>siqueira
>>66904144
I'm watching too
Nice plays of Valencia
so how is bundes feeling today?
>>66904568
lmao Valencia is 2-0 up
holy kek
Barca will bottle it this season
>>66904899
Fine and you. I'm cold though
How can water have zero calories if a calorie is defined as the energy needed to raise 1 gram of waters temp by 1 degree? This would mean that the same method of measuring the calories in any other substance would also indicate water has calories.
>>66905287
Water has good calories like veggies. When people measure calories they usually only measure the bad ones, like in chocolate or fat.
So it's not true that water has zero calories, just that it has no harmful ones
>>66904987
pretty good um ehrlich zu sein
except for my feet they hurt
>>66905478
Hmmmm
Hummel kit and Select ball. I like AaB.
>>66905912
Looks nice
>>66905955
Okay
barca literally choking everything away?
>>66906364
looks like it
If farca chokes it all away the internal squabbling will blow up again and he'll be gone before the beginning of the new season.
>>66907094
who?
>>66907174
the little big man
>>66907174
Oh right I forgot to write his name.
Luis Enrique.
Where will he go? Who will go where he was?
>>66907389
Chelsea if/when Conte flops
>>66907737
Makes sense
how the fuck do i close one of those youtube in-video link banners, if the x button is right on the "more info"-button?
>>66908165
in case it wasn't clear what i was talking about
>>66908255
>>66908165
I don't help cucks
>>66908305
what?
>>66908255
maybe post a link of the video too
You could maybe hide the element
>>66908403
don't see how that's necessary for you to answer my question, but okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7knZ68mglo
>>66908454
how?
>>66908486
well i can click it away, i don't really get the problem
>>66908857
okay, i managed to do it as well now. it just didn't work in cinema mode -.-
>>66908575
Or maybe just aim better with your mouse
>>66908941
>>66908486
>>66908255
>>66908165
how fucking retarded can one person be
you know you can turn annotations off?
>>66908965
yeah
>>66908997
no need to be rude
> turn annotations off
also i didn't realise that was possible until now
>>66909091
>>66909046
>no need to be rude
you're part of the computer/social media generation and you have no fucking clue about computers
how do you survive each day?
>>66909181
sorry, not everyone is a nerd
>>66909181
calm down friend, this is a comfy zone
>>66909303
go fuck yourself
