West Ham United vs Manchester United

Hope Payet gets two footed and has to retire desu

FINAL NAIL IN LVGs COFFIN

>watching this borefest instead on cl
"lmao"

>carrick and fellaini start

I'm not watching this shitfest.

>>66784294
Biggest game tonight

>>66784294
Wait, ManU are not on the UCL? KJAKJAKJAKJAKJAKJAKJA

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what happens after Ham vacates their old stadium?

>>66784451

Converted into a mosque.

anyone else legitimately believe west ham can challenge for the title next year? all they really need is a right back and probably another winger and striker and obviously stay injury-free

>>66784451
Giant housing complex for rich Londoners.

>>66784495
Eh. If they get into the Europa League, no.

>fellaini
Glad we're focusing on getting a CL spot

>>66784495
No, if payet gets injured it's all over

WE GOT PAYET

>>66784609
He's only there to 'mark' Carroll.
But what he'll do is throw elbows and get carded.
Probably the most useless and pointless Utd player ever.

This has at least one sending off written all over it, doesn't it?

>>66784711
For West Ham the refs have been massively against them the last few weeks

>2 teams with a bunch of cunts for "fans"

Good job there's CL on as well.

>>66784703
HOLDS IT
HOOOOOOLDS IIIIIIIITT

Why do ABABU's think van gaal will be fired when they finish 6th?

Has Januzaj been killed off?
Also why aren't we starting memepiss? this is all shit.

>>66784735
LVG is a sorry excuse for a coach.

Watch as de Gea spends the entire match hoofing it right or left for Fellaini who will be surrounded by manlets with no pace.

Feck everything.

>manure btfo
Do it based bilic

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should be going to the euros

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>yfw Utd lose

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>>66784813

If it's 0-0 west ham go through on away goals right?

don't even know why I'm watching I know >we are going to lose

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>>66784813

United pls don't concede before I switch over to the Athletico/Barca game

pls ;_;

LETS GO ANDY

BBC ONE BEST CHANNEL IN THE WORLD

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>Joe Cole

Wait, where was the build up?

LAST EVER FA CUP GAME AT UPTON PARK

That is sad

>>66784887
sky owns the rights to the build up

>>66784885

>yfw Joe Cole was seriously considered a potential "world class" player

Guess I'll waste some time watching this shite before the real matches start.

>>66784887

the red button :^)

>>66784887
what was on before this? maybe it ran long

>a game crying out for Fellaini

fucking kek

>The 5 Live commentary option isnt in HD

fuck, decisions ma niggas

Why a 7pm finish again?

>>66784887

Red Button I think.

We kicked off at 7pm against Arsenal in our replay too this season, something to do with it being a European night.

>>66784315
Desu the CL games are already over and decided.

Andy Carroll is more deserving of a place in the England squad than Rooney.

>>66784960

mate im more deserving than rooney

>>66784960

sensible opinion

>>66784922
>what was on before this?
The news then some party election broadcast.

>>66784960
Rooney isn't deserving of a place at all and yet Woy slobbers all over his knob

>>66784887
bbc doesn't have the money for buildup

they cut their sports sector's budget, iirc

Should have been a card for smalling

>>66784992
I predict 2 - 0 victory to West Ham. Utd are lacklustre at the moment.

Got one of them givment leaflets about staying in the EU

voting to leave t b h.even though I know hardly anything about it

>>66785017

dont man

>>66785008
>I'll poke you in the eye next

>>66785017
>>66785017
Good choice la. Just vote leave and that means Dodgy dave won't be prime minister in the next election.

>>66785017

Good lad

>>66785017
You're a poster boy for modern day democracy.

>>66785017
I'm voting leave too, mostly because 75 million Turkish muslims are poised to join the EU.

Test

>>66785049
I'm a girl

>>66785067
Didn't work, try again.

>>66785052
>>66785017
>voting to leave

voting to increase UK living cost

>>66785068

London?

>>66785029

>Boris instead

thank fuck for dual citizenship

>>66785085
Yes

Hammers gona hammer

>>66785024
>>66785084
Ayup Dodgy Dave. Go fuck yourself.

>>66785084

>listening to the government and the IMF

good goy

>>66785084
Good it will discourage all the wogs and pakis

>>66785099

delete this now

reminder that stuff

>the West Ham way

What are your favourite football myths?

d-o-d-g-y
d-a-v-e

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>this thread quickly devolving into a in/out EU discussion

West ham can't keep this kind of pressure up

THIS IS THE FUCKING WEST HAM WAY

>>66785120

Liverpool are a big club is my personal fave

>>66785120
Van Gaal's filosophie
No such things exists

>>66785126
You've had my pants down there

Lanzini > Payet

>>66785084
Gentrify the entire country

HERRERA DIDNT EVEN BOTHER GOING FOR THAT
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>66785120
Newcastle are a big club

anyone have a stream plz?

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Post yfw when we stay in the EU

winner of this match will go on to win the cup btw

When was the last time United even had a chance coming from a Blind delivered corner?

I want Fellaini to break his leg and retire.

Or his neck and die.

>>66785162
http://www.ronaldo7.net/video/manchester-live/manchester-live-streaming.html

how has Ogbonna been for West Ham?
he was wank in his last seasons in Italy

>>66785162
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer

>>66785169
Watford s to lose imho

>>66785168

>trump loses
>Britain stays in EU

I will have nowhere to turn

>>66785175
This is what I don't get. Van shit sits there and writes crap down but why has he not realised that Blind is crap with corners?

>>66785120
Zidane was worthy of being ranked

>>66785162
BBC one lad

>BBC commentators

These guys are cunts

>>66785168
Could end up like Switzerland and Norway

Don't do it guys

>>66785175
>When was the last time United even had a chance coming from a corner?

I like to believe that in his notebook, Van Gaal has been working on an extremely detailed drawing of a cock all season.

>>66785213
kek

WHO THE FUCK IS RANDOLF?

>>66785213
cut or uncut?

IBDR!

>>66785222
That red nosed reindeer

Why is this on so early?

fellaini best player on the pitch. Shamefu

How did Fellaini not score?

>Rojo

Terminate his contract

>>66785241
Ireland

>>66785235

bbc london centric bias

>>66785235
Cos Masterchef is on after

Daily reminder that LVG isn't the manager of your team

feels glorious man

>>66785180
He's been wank here as well.

>>66785235

EU laws, vote out

>>66785225
I honestly thought cut dicks where super rare and occult untill I started using 4chan

Scary , imagine having you cock skin robbed from you

Solid 7 spotted

>>66785235
If you vote out the EU, that means the BBC will crumble and make football matches later.

>>66785235
Uefa won't allow any other games to clash with champions league to protect their cash cow

>>66785129

rare gerstmann

>>66785262
she was a legit 7 or 8

HNNNNNNNNGGGGG in the crowd

>>66785235
Not allowed to clash with the CL

Not sure why Palace-Everton is on at 8

>>66785258

>tfw trying to imagine an exposed head chaffing against clothing

I'm off to the palace game

Enjoy the rest of the game m8s

>>66785282

she was legit 7 or 8

>>66785282
She looked 7 or 8

>>66785267
but there's an EPL game on tonight as well

>aiming at the far post when Carroll is defending

>Man U

>>66785262
>>66785282
rofl, 5 maximum

>>66785292
>>66785296

teehee

>>66785282
I'd say 7 or 8

>>66785282
anyone get a cap of her?

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>>66785279
my own cap

>tfw no mixed race gf

https://www.instagram.com/jordanspencer94/?hl=en

>>66785290

not on tv i think

where's Ellie lads? ;_;

Post her

>>66785292
>>66785296
/It was obviously a 7-8 in a cute, not pedo, way.

ROJO IS FUCKING SHITE

>>66785311
Got a capful of jizz

Man U players look so unfit

I hope Lingard gets sold to some second rate shithole of a club. Waste of space.

>>66785315
I have a season ticket bra

>>66785319
Round Jermaine's again

>>66785327

muh world cup goal

>>66785332
he already playing at one la

Waiting for the famous fellani elbow

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miss you Vidic

Is there a stream lads?

>>66785345

BAH GAWD FELLAINI WITH THE ELBOW

>>66785345
>m-muh natural arm movements

>>66785349

H-he'll fuckin murder yer

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>>66785344

whos the cunt in the tracky?

>>66785358
iplayer dickhead

Phone is ringing from an unrecognised number
Do I answer it?

>>66785358
How the fuck can't you watch it on bbc 1

united fans think carrick is good

FUCK OFF REF

>old man carrick too slow to get out of the way
>yellow
nice

Payet's looking for that. Cheating cunt.

SHOULD HAVE BEEN A FUCKING RED

>>66785381
Said no united fan ever.

>>66785374
Nah, if it's important they'll ring back

What's the defender supposed to do in that situation? Run out of the way and let the striker pass?

>>66785381
No. United fans think he used to be good. He was very good.

England's best proper CM since Scholes.

Rojo will be off in the Summer. Just not good enough and the fact we'd rather play Blind in the wrong position than put him there shows that he's lost the trust of management.

>>66785410

not get in that position?

>>66785374
probably just someone trying to sell you shit, don't bother

Reminder that united fans are happy with LVG

>>66785390
blatant dive init

>payet free kick

>Andy Carroll header

One of these will score.

reminder that United fans are content with finishing 5th

>>66785425
He's just standing there and the striker has run into him
Apparently that's a foul

>>66785403
>"You saw Phil Jones tonight, arguably, the way he is looking, he could be our best ever player."

>18 y/o absolutely dominates Payet off the ball

Commentator
>Good persistence for Payet

>>66785446

Nope, 4th is minimum.

>>66785433
He was going down before he clipped his knee. West ham have done a few round the box (even Noble), looks like a dirty Croat tactic.

>>66785450
Who said that? I didn't say that for sure.

>>66785446
>reminder that United fans have come to terms with finishing 5th

>>66785463
So, United are the new Arsenal.

Lanzini is the next Modric.

What we all drinking /sp/?

Sol with a cheeky lime slice here

Anyone else see fellani's head and think
>the fucking pubes on that guy

>>66785502
I never drink at home on my own tbqh

>>66785502

Bombadier

>Tfw fossil mensah is argubly the best player so far.

>>66785502
Orange Lucozade

>>66785490
No, he said minimum, not the main aim

>>66785503
No because I'm not from reddit

>>66785502
Casillero del diablo of course, Manchester Utds official wine partner

That was a weak yellow for Carrick.....oh wait....I'm American...according to /r/soccer i think that's a red card and Carrick should be banned for life.

>>66785514

fag

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>>66785502
Coconut water

>>66785502
Coffee

Bit late, but I'll allow it.

>>66785514

Gay boy

>>66785502
A licorice infusion.

>>66785502
heiney

Why do Utd fans love Herrera so much? Is it just because he seems passionate? He doesn't seem to have much quality about him.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HERRERA

>herrashit

as soon as it starts to rain bilic gets the beanie out

>>66785570

Plays for the badge. Has the occasional killer game

How lingaard fuck it up he should of fucking smashed it in

>>66785587
He needs to shave his head ASAP

>Our passing = Appaling

>Our Finishing = Appaling

West ham not playing well

So is Ibra going to come to Man Utd and fleece them for 500k a week and not perform?

Fuck, the rain hasn't reached me yet. But judging by those pictures it's coming.

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Was he right?

why is this shit today??

>>66785635

Apparently so. Looks like we learned nothing from Flopcow

Where in the league would United be if they had TSUUUUUUUUU playing for them this season?

Hardman Slavan don't need to coat in the rain

>>66785635
>fleece them for 500k a week and not perform?

We can only hope.

But between Lang Baal and Zlatan, I think another season of Lang Baal would be funnier.

Stadiums lit up for evening games look so damn cosy

So much magic tonight

>>66785649
Right about what? A fake quote?

>>66785649

This is a fake quote

>>66785635
>Rooney and Ibra will earn £1million a week between them

>>66785635
this could only happen if LVG leaves though

Is Carrick scared to kick the ball forward or something

>>66785666
When Ronnie comes home next season we will be back competing for the league.

Rojo almost completed a cross

Watching united and realising this is why they got knocked out of Europe twice

>all there shots look like the last act of desperate men

>>66785662

>sign Ibra
>play him on the left wing to let Fellaini play up top

never forget muh philosfee

>>66785649
This quote is real

PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET

There's no pace or urgency to our attack

>>66784294
>people will watch this instead of the Barca game

Last time I remember Carrick scoring was during that 7-1 win over Roma. How fucking long ago was that.

>>66785750
ibra wont be coming if van gaal stays

who /SHOULDBESTUDYING/ here?

Van gaal looked like he was gonna cry.

>>66785750
Fellaini playing as a target man to knock the ball onto the advanced forward Ashley young

What a twat

who would you rather manage your team

lvg or king brennie

>it's a fellaini elbows someone in the head episode

>>66785773
08 maybe

>>66785766
I am

Cba to watch a stream

>>66785789

With Mata providing service as a right wing back

BILIC GETTING DRENCHED

>>66785812
That episode is always on repeat it does my head in

>>66785812
But you was incorrect. It's a fisted in the head episode

>>66785822
Kek

>>66785822

>not De Gea

do you even philosophize?

>>66785812
He finds it hard to control his arms though

LVG OUT

>>66785750
>>66785789
>>66785822

Mata--Young--Ibra
---------Fellaini-------

>implying this front 4 would't win the treble

>>66785765
wat

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>>66785803

Think I might take Paul Ince over them desu

England should have to win the Euro2016 if they want to leave the EU tbqh

Like watching /wg/ play /sp/ with the kits. De Gea is the keeper for Man U so all the more poignant.

>>66785862

1-0 athletico

greaseman

>barca btfo

>wacky waving inflating arm flailing fellaini

>>66785852
So does Michael n fox doesn't mean he goes around punching people

>>66785773
man i remember that goal, it was a good goal I remember, i was at my cousins'
roma had won the first game 2-1

i think scholes got a red

REF FUCKING BOOK THEM CUNTS

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>>66785867
Well, if you don't shoot, you don't score.

Will Marcus get a Rojo card?

>Rojo

End this. Now

Why the fuck do I even watch football?

Thousands of fucking dogshit, nothing happening matches like this, two hours a pop.

All those hours I could have spent doing ANYTHING else.

I could literally have watched "Greatest goals/passes/tackles/saves" on youtube within half a day and had a considerably more fulfilling life.

Fuck this fucking sport.

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>>66785882

>>66785502
Tempted to get an old mout out of the fridge

Are they singing "Come on you Spurs"??

How is that a yellow for carroll

off to see the tax dodger

JOKE HOLE

>>66785918
Watch Rugby League m8

>United playing
>0-0 at half time

What a shock.

>>66785942
thug recklessly slide tackling herrera
idk how it isn't a yellow

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Been boring as fuck so far tb︃h fa︃ms

>bbc martin keogn and some nobody
>bt sport mcmanaman and some nobody

seriously, are there no good british commentators

guess i should just thank fuck its not savage

Wasn't joe cole bald as fuck a few years ago

>>66785918
Manure fans having a breakdown

>Run DMC vs Jason Nevins

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>People actually rated Joe Cole

>>66785982
desu

>>66785881
Made me check

>>66785982
thick!

>>66785993
Alan Smith is based desu, Andy gray is also great, shame he got sacked

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>>66785993

>>66786033
TEAK A BOO SON! TEAK A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fuckkkkkkk pins and needles lads

>>66785689
>fake

>>66786033

yeah andy gray is the last decent one i can think of

the irish guy on bbc radio is pretty decent too

>>66786059
THE WORST!

Met him once actually, unsurprisingly he's an absolute cunt in real life.

where can i watch atletic vs barcelona?

I cant find a single fucking link

Joe Cole "Yeah man, That Payet he's a threat"

Enlightened

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>>66786033
>Andy gray is also great, shame he got sacked

Would you smash it?

>>66786033
Martin Tyler is pretty good aswell.

Worst Commentators :

Michael Owen
Robbie Savage
ANDY FUCKING TOWNSEND

Literally townsend the drivel that comes out his mouth actually makes you want to commit suicide

>>66786121
r/soccerstreams

>>66785999

Citteh fan actually...

Maybe just getting old I think.

As child
>Yay I play this game with my friends
>Yay Dad's taking me to the game
>What an atmosphere

Watching it with lads, the teen years
>No way, we got served!
>Bantz

Adult life
>This is my respite from working my shitty job
>Some vague nostalgia

Now
>What the fuck am I actually watching?????????

>>66786143
Add Glenn Hoddle to that list too. He's absolutely shite.

>>66785982
>>66786076
Janny's gonna go mental.

You're not allowed to post pictures of females in /sp/

>>66786142
I would after she made me a sandwich and got back in the kitchen and stopped being a LINESMAN

Fucking women coming and trying to take our jobs. Only women that are sort of ok is the one off 606 and the brown haired girl off soccer saturday that's at the games. Forget her name aswell. Rest need to be burned

>>66786143

>no Alan Green

jesus his voice alone is bad enough, but his commentary is just awful

BBC completely sucking West Ham cock again.

Fucking hell. The staffers must be all Hammers.

Disgusting, disgusting club.

ANYONE STAYING UP TO WATCH THE NIGGER HOOP TONIGHT?

What is with these BBC cocksucking montages.

So are the janitors regular posters with a severe inferiority complex or are they people from outside the site that just want to spread misery?

>Payette?
Isn't it Pay-ay because it's French?

>>66786143
John Motson is fucking terrible.

He's been in the biz for fucking decades so he seems to get a free pass but fuck Motson, the cunt.

>>66786220

>bbc favouring london in any way possible

colour me surprised

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>>66786202
>Bianca Westwood

>>66786234
What Game?

>>66786202
>Fucking women coming and trying to take our jobs.
I can't wait for the day you lines"men" are replaced by robots.

>>66786220
I muted it a while ago, the commentators were insufferable

>>66786234

RIGHT HERE MA NIGGA

PROBABLY WATCH BASEBALL UNTIL THE HEAT CELTICS GAME STARTS

>>66786248
His commentary is getting worse too, he doesn't know what the fuck is happening half the time it seems

>>66786246
ayy

Will West Ham get 50K consistently?

god I hope London gets nuked this summer, Isis did say they had a nuclear divice

>>66786285
>>66786234
What channel m8s?

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Do you think Dan Walker has a social life (besides reading the bible)? He seems to be perpetually available to pick up slots on the BBC.

>>66786234
Is it a particularly significant game tonight or something? I don't follow the game.

So did OJ do it lads?

>>66786327
Delete that image. This does not set the standard of /sp/ the janny wants.

>>66786321

bt sports whatever man

>>66786365
Of course.

Its Landann m8888

Feck off

Won't there be a running track at the new stadium? How fucking dumb.

>>66786327
I don't get why he lives in Sheffield.

Im from Sheff but if you work at BBC Media City in Salford, why not live in Manchester?

Must love the Hallamshire desu.

>>66786327
Well he never works on Sundays, so maybe he does other things then? Or is that his day of rest

>>66786256
Yer that's the one, she's not half bad

>tfw my gf got pissed at me for saying trannies are weird

jesus, i thought this was just consensus

>>66786365
no, he was set up by the racist LAPD

>>66786446
film yourself sucking off a tranny as an apology, I'm sure she'd love that

dubs for penalties

>be a football fan since the late 90s
>literally everyone everywhere referred to the stadium as Upton Park
>since about two years ago everyone has been calling it "Boleyn Ground"

what caused this change?

>>66786484

alright m8, where will i meet you?

>>66786446
Why did she get drunk?

If repeating digits we all have nightmares tonight