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Old thread: >>66772350
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need a winning bet lids
/bet/ on fire today
staying home from uni definitely was worth it fellas
FK Smiltene +3.75
both teams woeful but the gulf isnt this huge
...Anonymous
04/13/16(Wed)15:16:41 No.66782055
love how everyone bet on the most obvious fix of the year and suddenly think they're AFC judges and are now losing all their money on other games pmsl
W A N C H A I
U2 BACKER ON SUICIDE WATCH
Wanchai 2-1. Initial tip and reback won, no problem lads x
Been busy looking for investors for my head transplant surgery.
Glad to say it should be up and running by the end of the week. Taking orders today.
>>66782070
>>66782073
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>66782079
>reposting the """""""""""""""""""""joke""""""""""""""""""""" because no one replied the first time
pmsl
>>66782073
Pmsl
>>66782073
IN TEARS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>66782079
you dac lid ?
>the state of /bet/ today
What was Del Boys best scheme?
>>66782059
WORLD TIP MANE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCvWLi_ujl4
CAN'T STOP TOE TAPPING
Haven't won a big bet today but boy have i laughed. Thanks for the entertainment /bet/
>>66782113
no worries, hope DAC anons loss chased on it
pmsl hup nibs
MEDIUM STAKING U4.5 in Bengaluru
TipsterNor will s-surely be back soon
>>66782151
TREATS
>>66782151
ABORTING MEDIUM STAKE on U4.5 in Bengaluru
>>66782164
w-why?
>tfw literally medium staked Bengaluru on -1.25 by accident @ 1.45
do I abort or let it run?
>>66782170
Teamsheets lid
Large staking Skonto -2.5 from 0-1
LEIXOES
E
I
X
O
E
S
Posted a new tip.
Benfica-Bayern BTTS
DESU
Anyone else think Euan could look like Douwe Bob if he had a half decent haircut, maybe even a 50 quid haircut in central London?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlahL7YhTMQ
>>66782235
Post it here pls tipstertube doesn't work on my phone
>>66782252
not on TT. Don't use it to tip.
Barracas Central odd is value according to my model.
>>66782266
Would love to test your model.
BASED Raonic coming through on clay.
>>66782246
Hmm he maybe could have handled the last question a bit better, comes across a bit autistic although it was a strange question, stupid bint. See a small resemblance to Euan desu
>>66782278
37% YIELD after 50 tips says something tbqh.
>>66782266
>>66782278
Looks like Villa already tested it Albania.
F R A U D
>>66782266
Fuck
Bet down
>>66782266
thanks for this
Such a rball, bubblegum babby pmsl. At least Euan tries, and for the large part fails, to win in asia with some info.
>>66782299
When he says "value according to my model" he means "rball slightly favours one team on a 0ah"
>>66782293
When are the larges coming?
>Skonto Riga
>>66782195
Fucking hell
This is DAC day for you mugs
BENIFICA LOSING TOO
EVERYTHING I TOUCH LOSES TODAY
DONE. JUST DONE.
>>66782135
222222222222222222222
love you desu senpai
>>66782059
up insane pmsl
>Not backing Novak in play
>>66782328
Decent from you
Would people trust me more if I had a trip?
>>66782348
Yes, please trip up.
>>66782353
Trip and post spreadsheet/last 10 bets
Seems to be a lot more pixel punters in here today
So, so down today.
Lost money I didn't even know I had
>>66782246
>He's boring...
>Yawn... He seems so far up his own arse
>He wasn't trying to be a charmer, was he? On a bright side, Impeccably dressed and... Eh... This is actually the only positive thing I can say about him, his music or his manner of giving interviews
>The arrogance...
Euro crash. Bet on it.
333333333
>he didn't bet against djokobot
Thanks for giving the bookies money so i can take it back from them lads, PMSL.
>>66782182
s-surreal
>All this value b365 offers between goals and Asia going back up
Fell sick not being able to get on it
>>66782414
absolute tears when novak wins
>>66782073 #
HUP x
>>66782458
>thinking that this pisses anyone off
dont give a fuck about winners mate want value
>>66782458
>posting your £50 slip twice.
must be bait
Tipster Nor when?
>>66782478
>>66782495
Cheers for the nibs :)
>>66782507
:^)
>>66782266
Please stop impersonating me. I have not posted ANY tips today in my official Blogabet.
Reported. sorry for anyone who followed this clown. Only follow bets from my Blogabet at eastconnect.blogabet.com
>>66782528
pmsl
>>66782528
Where are the large tips pls
>>66782451
kek
Guess the TT
>>66782548
>bragging about a refball win before its even over
>>66782528
pmsl
>>66782556
absolute ding-dong mate
>This Bengaluru Ayeyawady game
Never seen anything like it pmsl
>>66782554
albania
>>66782593
k e k
This ends 6-3, right?
>>66782593
>medium on under 4.5
>>66782625
You tell us """""""expert"""""""
LARGE staking over 7.5
>>66782649
kek prices are going mad on the exchange
Would love to trip up and challenge worms like Albania and Euan. Will /bet/ back me in leading them to better days?
>>66782670
Yes
>>66782670
if ya can deliver go ahead
>>66782670
Go ahead friendo. Let's see your YIELD to begin with.
Who /Fram/ here?
Is this match fixed or what?
Skonto a bet from here
>benfica
Hope nobody here bet on Rhyl unless they want the fix police knocking on their door
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36036204
>>66782845
fucking kek.
Surely TipsterNor will post today.... SURELY
>>66782873
Can't stop refreshing twitter
Won't stop refreshing twitter
FFS whenever i want to place my bets the teams score
>>66782929
Place your bet before you want to place it
TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR
>>66782975
reported for announcing report
Daily reminder corners race betting is the new AH.
>Bayern and Barca double @8/1
>>66783025
Is this the official /bet/ for the cl tonight?
>>66782942
I'd have to place it pre-game then
>>66783036
Barca wont win. Will be 0-0, 1-1 or 1-0.
>>66783036
Yes
>>66783043
who wins the euros m8?
>>66783062
Coming home la
>>66783068
What part of City are you from?
>>66783062
England of course.
James Mckeown Down even more
Like · Reply · Just now
James Mckeown absoluely hammered benfica 0ah
Like · Reply · Just now
James Mckeown Down large/special instead of a medium
Like · Reply · Just now
>>66782059
absolutely world lid, thanks
got 100 on bayern yesterday @1.66 with
now it's down to 1.5
/comfy/
>>66783086
pmsl
>>66783105
delete(with)*
>>66783086
tears
>>66783086
MADMAN
>>66783105
shrewd af playa
>>66783086
Yet nobody mentions his post yesterday where he won 60k
>>66783154
because it didnt happen
>>66783169
Obviously not in pga you little wierdo
James Mckeown Nah, had my best day of the year and just chilling now as parents round soon, I'd be on small if I was still betting.
James Mckeown Been working insanely hard desu, putting 19 hours a day in since Chelt completely fucked need a few rest days but running so well so just keeping going. Just a good 2-3 weeks Joe was down for the year 3 weeks ago now up 1/4mil, even winning random blind bets etc. cant last forever
>>66783210
JOE
O
E
Tipster Nor absolute fraud
>>66783231
THIS.
When Lux says "our ratings" who is he talking about, does someone else tip in the group as well?
>>66783210
Tears, I don't know or care what Mackers did yesterday. I just knew you'd go off and search for his posts like the pathetic little worm you are. Attempting to live through another mans wealth and success, please get a rip you utter utter slug.
guess im just rball slaving the Norway Cup then
>>66783086
>>66783254
pmsl PGA worms are some greasy little oompa loompas
>>66783259
What are you feeling?
>>66783254
zzz
Basel @1.68 vs Lugano
first vs bottom
why ?
>>66783251
Probably just to sound more professional, I doubt he actually has any ratings, not with a mathematical grounding anyway.
>>66783291
Skeid RT9 corners surreal.
>>66783319
Shit league
>>66783395
apparently Basel are missing their top scorer.
still Lugano got raped 7-0 in their last game !
>>66783251
Perception, yeah? Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bike? No, he turns up in a newer car.
Lux all over.
Sky Bet's biggest Leicester backer has decided to Cash Out their 5,000/1 each way bet for a profit of over £100k.
Despite the Foxes' narrow escape from relegation last season, the punter placed £20 each-way on Leicester in August - and they're now £108,703.41 richer.
Leicester currently lead the Premier League by seven points with five games to play and the backer's windfall would have been just over £133k had they held out and seen captain Wes Morgan lift the trophy.
However, their winnings would have been reduced to £25,020 had Leicester slipped to a second or third-placed finish - and they would have won nothing if Leicester ended the season in fourth.
Cant stop betting on corners.
Wont stop betting on corners.
>>66783479
Worm. Who are Leicester facing next?
>>66783508
Home to West Ham
>>66783319
>Basel lost their first home game and decided to ruin my accy last week
Never again
whats the fucking bet lads?
Tipster Nor?
Euan?
>>66783465
Good post.
DOWN INSANE
How many do Flora score? Anyone watching?
>>66783518
West [email protected]
Jesus christ the meme has gone too far
>>66783342
>>66783465
>our
>we
>some neckbeard sat alone in his canadian basement with 4 screens and no other source of light
Worst gimmick desu
>>66783522
TipsterNor aka Oil aka J West on a proxy is at work hence why he only tips on weekends. So obvious now.
Pixel punters creating a WORLD price for Notodden
>>66783569
This. Is. So. Important.
>>66783570
zzz asia too easy
Lux so cringe.
>our ratings
>better team
Yeah, Lux, that's why they are on a minus handicap. That's how it works.
West Ham DNB a special?
Korsvoll are 1-0 up and still @17 pmsl
worth a cheeky bet imho
Moss -1.5 worth a small tbqh
>>66783319
Basel GOAL
value nuked
>>66783716
No
United SW is
Anyone has experience with obscure Asian bookmakers like WinningFT/Crown etc? Desperate to get bigger bets on obscure leagues but in Asian bookmakers that do NOT limit.
>>66783725
HAHAHAHAHAH DOWN PENNIES
SKEID 8 corners already PSML
>>66783762
/bet/ mafia pls go
>>66783779
Did you get on >>66783359 mate?
>>66783319
>>66783760
Basel 2-0 already
i should have smacked it not fiver it :(
>>66783795
yes! good tip
admin
>>66783860
Delete this. NOW.
>>66783800
Worth a reback? -0.5
>>66783795
Yes cheers mare
>>66783860
Reported for copyright infringement
Enjoy your ban u lttl rat
>>66783871
not watching anymore.
>>66783860
Destroyed
>>66783860
>that odd drop
Luxton? Fraud.
>>66783860
SMACKED
James Mckeown -0.75 is good also if you can't get straight win.
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>>66783935
@1.55
SW is @1.44
NTY
west ham draw no bet
>Bayern Clean sheet @2.2
Benfica are missing their quality attackers
>>66783975
>the bookies are unaware of which players benfica have missing
>>66783960
Who's that?
>>66784010
Diego Costa
>>66783860
Wonder how many accounts JUST got limited right now, PMSL.
Trader panicking.
If you're watching the Champions League tonight rather than the FA Cup you probably also enjoy golf and incest.
>>66784020
East Connect?
>>66783992
Never said that you mong
>>66783911
James Luxton 90% of tips are asian bets as i said i would do from the start, great profit so far
pmsl
>>66784032
How did you know?
>>66784032
Thanks Ni.... oh wait, it isn't
>>66784032
Was 95% sure this was Nick
dece simpsons episode on
>>66784032
>No bet to be had in the FA cup
>MAD value in the champions league
ok m8
>>66784010
me on the left
>>66784082
v good
>>66784082
Which one lad?
Up sums today, shaking at how UP I'll be after bird tips tonight
PGA just wont stop smacking
>>66783860
Valueon the + now
On Froyland +1.5 med
Medium on Froyland +1.5 at 1.95
Line has been pushed too far from PGA worms.
Med on frey +1.5
>>66784131
>>66784136
>>66784146
>/bet/ vs. PGA
based
>>66784136
>>66784146
Rather be med on win at 1.72 tb h
PGA serving up a GIFT
>>66784131
>>66784136
>>66784146
LMAO.
Great minds think alike xx
>>66784173
hehe
Need ONE skeid corner in THIRTY minutes of play. Withdrawing and quitting betting if it doesnt come in.
>>66782864
I can assure you friend a visit from the fix police is no laughing matter.
First they knock on the door and ask if you know Wilson Raj then an associate from Ladbrokes comes in and asks you if the game was fixed repeatedly for more than 6 months.
funny times when I'm making decent money with /bet/ so that lux can lose it for me pmsl
>this basketball fix
in tears desu
NINE
I
N
E
>>66784146
>medium
>tips as 1/10
pmsl nibs
What handicaps are used in Vegas? I doubt they're Asian right?
>>66784341
Thanks for pointing it out friendo. my bad. My medium is a 2/5 on Blogabet but made mistake.
>>66784355
What?
>>66784355
native american
>>66784355
Summerian handicaps.
>>66784375
top kek.
>>66784367
You're such a slug. You know you'll have the excuse of saying "hurr durr I posted it as a small on BB, stupid of you to go medium"
>>66784372
What's confusing you?
>>66784375
>>66784392
Fantastic banter guys
>>66784375
Is that where they offer you a handicap and then you try to bet and they try to take it back claiming that handi never belonged to the white man?
>>66784417
>muh masterrace
Stay in your containment board friendo
>tfw I missed the /bet/ vs pga standoff
>>66784449
It was just banter
111111111111111111111111111111111
Need another Moss goal like A I R
>>66784580
Can I woman just not do her job without being objectified by some dirty old man? Christ
>>66784580
Looks like somewhere in sicily
>>66784605
She's done her makeup and hair, she wants to be objectified.
>FLORA
>>66783750
hup small x
So PGA and /bet/ both won.
Except if you followed PGA you're one step closer to being limited.
/bet/ wins again.
atletico red card
Barcelona -0.5
Bayern -1
Atletico Most Bookings
Barcelona 1st-half o1
>>66784800
west ham DNB is THE bet
Reminder that pga is only 25 a month
>>66784823
D-Do i join PGA?
>>66784834
no join 3litl3
>>66784834
Not worth it. If you do, dont use your 365 account on their bets.
>>66784823
actually impressive
especially for him regularly being James 'completely lost head' Mackers
>>66784857
what should your medium stake be if you're in pga?
>>66784823
mackers surreal
>>66784857
But i have 10 unlimited mug 365's waiting
>>66784834
Unless you can be arsed spending hours researching yes it is.
Fenerbache LIKE AIR
Gasping lads
>>66784878
2.5%
>>66784823
At least half of those scraped in, required a comeback or needed late goals.
When was the last time he posted something that comfortably won?
>>66784807
>not Payet anytime
>>66784950
>Payet
DESIGNATED
>>66784948
But did they win?
>>66784948
>At least half of those scraped in, required a comeback or needed late goals.
Oh, do they not count then? Should let the bookies know so they can have the winning back.
West Ham smackin
>>66784972
>>66784975
Knew I'd get replies like this.
On west ham DNB
-last cup game at upton park so crowd will be well up for it
-drew 1-1 away so should have enough at home
>>66785005
Are they doing it for Upton Park?
