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need a winning bet lids
/bet/ on fire today
staying home from uni definitely was worth it fellas
FK Smiltene +3.75
both teams woeful but the gulf isnt this huge
...Anonymous
04/13/16(Wed)15:16:41 No.66782055
love how everyone bet on the most obvious fix of the year and suddenly think they're AFC judges and are now losing all their money on other games pmsl
W A N C H A I
U2 BACKER ON SUICIDE WATCH
Wanchai 2-1. Initial tip and reback won, no problem lads x
Been busy looking for investors for my head transplant surgery.
Glad to say it should be up and running by the end of the week. Taking orders today.
>>66782070
>>66782073
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>66782079
>reposting the """""""""""""""""""""joke""""""""""""""""""""" because no one replied the first time
pmsl
>>66782073
Pmsl
>>66782073
IN TEARS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>66782079
you dac lid ?
>the state of /bet/ today
What was Del Boys best scheme?
>>66782059
WORLD TIP MANE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCvWLi_ujl4
CAN'T STOP TOE TAPPING
Haven't won a big bet today but boy have i laughed. Thanks for the entertainment /bet/
>>66782113
no worries, hope DAC anons loss chased on it
pmsl hup nibs
MEDIUM STAKING U4.5 in Bengaluru
TipsterNor will s-surely be back soon
>>66782151
TREATS
>>66782151
ABORTING MEDIUM STAKE on U4.5 in Bengaluru
>>66782164
w-why?
>tfw literally medium staked Bengaluru on -1.25 by accident @ 1.45
do I abort or let it run?
>>66782170
Teamsheets lid
Large staking Skonto -2.5 from 0-1
LEIXOES
E
I
X
O
E
S
Posted a new tip.
Benfica-Bayern BTTS
DESU
Anyone else think Euan could look like Douwe Bob if he had a half decent haircut, maybe even a 50 quid haircut in central London?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlahL7YhTMQ
>>66782235
Post it here pls tipstertube doesn't work on my phone
>>66782252
not on TT. Don't use it to tip.
Barracas Central odd is value according to my model.
>>66782266
Would love to test your model.
BASED Raonic coming through on clay.
>>66782246
Hmm he maybe could have handled the last question a bit better, comes across a bit autistic although it was a strange question, stupid bint. See a small resemblance to Euan desu
>>66782278
37% YIELD after 50 tips says something tbqh.
>>66782266
>>66782278
Looks like Villa already tested it Albania.
F R A U D
>>66782266
Fuck
Bet down
>>66782266
thanks for this
Such a rball, bubblegum babby pmsl. At least Euan tries, and for the large part fails, to win in asia with some info.
>>66782299
When he says "value according to my model" he means "rball slightly favours one team on a 0ah"
>>66782293
When are the larges coming?
>Skonto Riga
>>66782195
Fucking hell
This is DAC day for you mugs
BENIFICA LOSING TOO
EVERYTHING I TOUCH LOSES TODAY
DONE. JUST DONE.
>>66782135
222222222222222222222
love you desu senpai
>>66782059
up insane pmsl
>Not backing Novak in play
>>66782328
Decent from you
Would people trust me more if I had a trip?
>>66782348
Yes, please trip up.
>>66782353
Trip and post spreadsheet/last 10 bets
Seems to be a lot more pixel punters in here today
So, so down today.
Lost money I didn't even know I had
>>66782246
>He's boring...
>Yawn... He seems so far up his own arse
>He wasn't trying to be a charmer, was he? On a bright side, Impeccably dressed and... Eh... This is actually the only positive thing I can say about him, his music or his manner of giving interviews
>The arrogance...
Euro crash. Bet on it.
333333333
>he didn't bet against djokobot
Thanks for giving the bookies money so i can take it back from them lads, PMSL.
>>66782182
s-surreal
>All this value b365 offers between goals and Asia going back up
Fell sick not being able to get on it
>>66782414
absolute tears when novak wins
>>66782073 #
HUP x
>>66782458
>thinking that this pisses anyone off
dont give a fuck about winners mate want value
>>66782458
>posting your £50 slip twice.
must be bait
Tipster Nor when?
>>66782478
>>66782495
Cheers for the nibs :)
>>66782507
:^)
>>66782266
Please stop impersonating me. I have not posted ANY tips today in my official Blogabet.
Reported. sorry for anyone who followed this clown. Only follow bets from my Blogabet at eastconnect.blogabet.com
>>66782528
pmsl
>>66782528
Where are the large tips pls
>>66782451
kek
Guess the TT
>>66782548
>bragging about a refball win before its even over
>>66782528
pmsl
>>66782556
absolute ding-dong mate
>This Bengaluru Ayeyawady game
Never seen anything like it pmsl
>>66782554
albania
>>66782593
k e k
This ends 6-3, right?
>>66782593
>medium on under 4.5
>>66782625
You tell us """""""expert"""""""
LARGE staking over 7.5
>>66782649
kek prices are going mad on the exchange
Would love to trip up and challenge worms like Albania and Euan. Will /bet/ back me in leading them to better days?
>>66782670
Yes
>>66782670
if ya can deliver go ahead
>>66782670
Go ahead friendo. Let's see your YIELD to begin with.
Who /Fram/ here?
Is this match fixed or what?
Skonto a bet from here
>benfica
Hope nobody here bet on Rhyl unless they want the fix police knocking on their door
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36036204
>>66782845
fucking kek.
Surely TipsterNor will post today.... SURELY
>>66782873
Can't stop refreshing twitter
Won't stop refreshing twitter
FFS whenever i want to place my bets the teams score
>>66782929
Place your bet before you want to place it
TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR TIPSTER NOR
>>66782975
reported for announcing report
Daily reminder corners race betting is the new AH.
>Bayern and Barca double @8/1
>>66783025
Is this the official /bet/ for the cl tonight?
>>66782942
I'd have to place it pre-game then
>>66783036
Barca wont win. Will be 0-0, 1-1 or 1-0.
>>66783036
Yes
>>66783043
who wins the euros m8?
>>66783062
Coming home la
>>66783068
What part of City are you from?
>>66783062
England of course.
James Mckeown Down even more
Like · Reply · Just now
James Mckeown absoluely hammered benfica 0ah
Like · Reply · Just now
James Mckeown Down large/special instead of a medium
Like · Reply · Just now
>>66782059
absolutely world lid, thanks
got 100 on bayern yesterday @1.66 with
now it's down to 1.5
/comfy/
>>66783086
pmsl
>>66783105
delete(with)*
>>66783086
tears
>>66783086
MADMAN
>>66783105
shrewd af playa
>>66783086
Yet nobody mentions his post yesterday where he won 60k
>>66783154
because it didnt happen
>>66783169
Obviously not in pga you little wierdo
James Mckeown Nah, had my best day of the year and just chilling now as parents round soon, I'd be on small if I was still betting.
James Mckeown Been working insanely hard desu, putting 19 hours a day in since Chelt completely fucked need a few rest days but running so well so just keeping going. Just a good 2-3 weeks Joe was down for the year 3 weeks ago now up 1/4mil, even winning random blind bets etc. cant last forever
>>66783210
JOE
O
E
Tipster Nor absolute fraud
>>66783231
THIS.
When Lux says "our ratings" who is he talking about, does someone else tip in the group as well?
>>66783210
Tears, I don't know or care what Mackers did yesterday. I just knew you'd go off and search for his posts like the pathetic little worm you are. Attempting to live through another mans wealth and success, please get a rip you utter utter slug.
guess im just rball slaving the Norway Cup then
>>66783086
>>66783254
pmsl PGA worms are some greasy little oompa loompas
>>66783259
What are you feeling?
>>66783254
zzz
Basel @1.68 vs Lugano
first vs bottom
why ?
>>66783251
Probably just to sound more professional, I doubt he actually has any ratings, not with a mathematical grounding anyway.
>>66783291
Skeid RT9 corners surreal.
>>66783319
Shit league
>>66783395
apparently Basel are missing their top scorer.
still Lugano got raped 7-0 in their last game !
>>66783251
Perception, yeah? Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bike? No, he turns up in a newer car.
Lux all over.
Sky Bet's biggest Leicester backer has decided to Cash Out their 5,000/1 each way bet for a profit of over £100k.
Despite the Foxes' narrow escape from relegation last season, the punter placed £20 each-way on Leicester in August - and they're now £108,703.41 richer.
Leicester currently lead the Premier League by seven points with five games to play and the backer's windfall would have been just over £133k had they held out and seen captain Wes Morgan lift the trophy.
However, their winnings would have been reduced to £25,020 had Leicester slipped to a second or third-placed finish - and they would have won nothing if Leicester ended the season in fourth.
Cant stop betting on corners.
Wont stop betting on corners.
>>66783479
Worm. Who are Leicester facing next?
>>66783508
Home to West Ham
>>66783319
>Basel lost their first home game and decided to ruin my accy last week
Never again
whats the fucking bet lads?
Tipster Nor?
Euan?
>>66783465
Good post.
DOWN INSANE
How many do Flora score? Anyone watching?
>>66783518
West [email protected]
Jesus christ the meme has gone too far
>>66783342
>>66783465
>our
>we
>some neckbeard sat alone in his canadian basement with 4 screens and no other source of light
Worst gimmick desu
>>66783522
TipsterNor aka Oil aka J West on a proxy is at work hence why he only tips on weekends. So obvious now.
Pixel punters creating a WORLD price for Notodden
>>66783569
This. Is. So. Important.
>>66783570
zzz asia too easy
Lux so cringe.
>our ratings
>better team
Yeah, Lux, that's why they are on a minus handicap. That's how it works.
West Ham DNB a special?
Korsvoll are 1-0 up and still @17 pmsl
worth a cheeky bet imho
Moss -1.5 worth a small tbqh
>>66783319
Basel GOAL
value nuked
>>66783716
No
United SW is
Anyone has experience with obscure Asian bookmakers like WinningFT/Crown etc? Desperate to get bigger bets on obscure leagues but in Asian bookmakers that do NOT limit.
>>66783725
HAHAHAHAHAH DOWN PENNIES
SKEID 8 corners already PSML
>>66783762
/bet/ mafia pls go
>>66783779
Did you get on >>66783359 mate?
>>66783319
>>66783760
Basel 2-0 already
i should have smacked it not fiver it :(
>>66783795
yes! good tip
admin
>>66783860
Delete this. NOW.
>>66783800
Worth a reback? -0.5
>>66783795
Yes cheers mare
>>66783860
Reported for copyright infringement
Enjoy your ban u lttl rat
>>66783871
not watching anymore.
>>66783860
Destroyed
>>66783860
>that odd drop
Luxton? Fraud.
>>66783860
SMACKED
James Mckeown -0.75 is good also if you can't get straight win.
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>>66783935
@1.55
SW is @1.44
NTY
west ham draw no bet
>Bayern Clean sheet @2.2
Benfica are missing their quality attackers
>>66783975
>the bookies are unaware of which players benfica have missing
>>66783960
Who's that?
>>66784010
Diego Costa
>>66783860
Wonder how many accounts JUST got limited right now, PMSL.
Trader panicking.
If you're watching the Champions League tonight rather than the FA Cup you probably also enjoy golf and incest.
>>66784020
East Connect?
>>66783992
Never said that you mong
>>66783911
James Luxton 90% of tips are asian bets as i said i would do from the start, great profit so far
pmsl
>>66784032
How did you know?
>>66784032
Thanks Ni.... oh wait, it isn't
>>66784032
Was 95% sure this was Nick
dece simpsons episode on
>>66784032
>No bet to be had in the FA cup
>MAD value in the champions league
ok m8
>>66784010
me on the left
>>66784082
v good
>>66784082
Which one lad?
Up sums today, shaking at how UP I'll be after bird tips tonight
PGA just wont stop smacking
>>66783860
Valueon the + now
On Froyland +1.5 med
Medium on Froyland +1.5 at 1.95
Line has been pushed too far from PGA worms.
Med on frey +1.5
>>66784131
>>66784136
>>66784146
>/bet/ vs. PGA
based
>>66784136
>>66784146
Rather be med on win at 1.72 tb h
PGA serving up a GIFT
>>66784131
>>66784136
>>66784146
LMAO.
Great minds think alike xx
>>66784173
hehe
Need ONE skeid corner in THIRTY minutes of play. Withdrawing and quitting betting if it doesnt come in.
>>66782864
I can assure you friend a visit from the fix police is no laughing matter.
First they knock on the door and ask if you know Wilson Raj then an associate from Ladbrokes comes in and asks you if the game was fixed repeatedly for more than 6 months.
funny times when I'm making decent money with /bet/ so that lux can lose it for me pmsl
>this basketball fix
in tears desu
NINE
I
N
E
>>66784146
>medium
>tips as 1/10
pmsl nibs
What handicaps are used in Vegas? I doubt they're Asian right?
>>66784341
Thanks for pointing it out friendo. my bad. My medium is a 2/5 on Blogabet but made mistake.
>>66784355
What?
>>66784355
native american
>>66784355
Summerian handicaps.
>>66784375
top kek.
>>66784367
You're such a slug. You know you'll have the excuse of saying "hurr durr I posted it as a small on BB, stupid of you to go medium"
>>66784372
What's confusing you?
>>66784375
>>66784392
Fantastic banter guys
>>66784375
Is that where they offer you a handicap and then you try to bet and they try to take it back claiming that handi never belonged to the white man?
>>66784417
>muh masterrace
Stay in your containment board friendo
>tfw I missed the /bet/ vs pga standoff
>>66784449
It was just banter
111111111111111111111111111111111
Need another Moss goal like A I R
>>66784580
Can I woman just not do her job without being objectified by some dirty old man? Christ
>>66784580
Looks like somewhere in sicily
>>66784605
She's done her makeup and hair, she wants to be objectified.
>FLORA
>>66783750
hup small x
So PGA and /bet/ both won.
Except if you followed PGA you're one step closer to being limited.
/bet/ wins again.
atletico red card
Barcelona -0.5
Bayern -1
Atletico Most Bookings
Barcelona 1st-half o1
>>66784800
west ham DNB is THE bet
Reminder that pga is only 25 a month
>>66784823
D-Do i join PGA?
>>66784834
no join 3litl3
>>66784834
Not worth it. If you do, dont use your 365 account on their bets.
>>66784823
actually impressive
especially for him regularly being James 'completely lost head' Mackers
>>66784857
what should your medium stake be if you're in pga?
>>66784823
mackers surreal
>>66784857
But i have 10 unlimited mug 365's waiting
>>66784834
Unless you can be arsed spending hours researching yes it is.
Fenerbache LIKE AIR
Gasping lads
>>66784878
2.5%
>>66784823
At least half of those scraped in, required a comeback or needed late goals.
When was the last time he posted something that comfortably won?
>>66784807
>not Payet anytime
>>66784950
>Payet
DESIGNATED
>>66784948
But did they win?
>>66784948
>At least half of those scraped in, required a comeback or needed late goals.
Oh, do they not count then? Should let the bookies know so they can have the winning back.
West Ham smackin
>>66784972
>>66784975
Knew I'd get replies like this.
On west ham DNB
-last cup game at upton park so crowd will be well up for it
-drew 1-1 away so should have enough at home
>>66785005
Are they doing it for Upton Park?
>>66784998
>I..I w..was j...just pretending
Shut the fuck up and get in the retard box with me, you jelly faggot.
>>66785027
You know I think they just might pal
>>66785038
>>I..I w..was j...just pretending
Didn't say that did I? Just said I knew I'd get responses like that.
Get in the double retard box.
made more with /bet/ than paid tipsters today pmsl
>>66785082
>paid tipsters
>>66785094
got a group too? how much to join m8
>>66785082
How much do you pay?
I'm pretty new to betting but i've just been talking to my mate who's clued up and he says it's all about putting the odds in your favour just like the bookie does. He takes teams (Obviously with some study & research) to win or draw which he says gives him 66.6% chance of winning and the bookie only 33.3% chance. is this the way forward?
>>66785252
Nah m8, you need to bet on massive accies.
>>66785252
Zzzz try harder
>blog incoming
had 280€ yesterday
have 400€ today :)
>>66785322
you fucking cunt, post tips you WORM
>>66785252
so if I try to build an atomic reactor, there would be 2 possible outcomes. does this mean there's a 50% chance I could do it and a 50% chance that I couldn't?
>>66785322
Paypal it to my lad.
>>66785335
only following tips from here friend
>>66785322
Had £70 last night
£0 in the morning cause I spent it all on your mum
>>66785322
zzzzz
barca atletico BTTS?
not sure what to bet for this
large on west ham o0.5
Another bet voided by Sing. Cost me over 5k now.
>>66785472
still don't know why people even bother with sing.
>>66785268
you saying you dont put a cheeky quid on 20 fold accies every now and then?
cheeky fiver on over 0.5fh goals in both cl matches
>tfw literally betting because otherwise it would be too boring
>>66785497
Because they are often best price and it had been a while since I was last voided and that was a loser. Need a maths guy to work out if it's +ev or not. For this bet I staked some with ibc at 1.8 and some with sing at 1.95, pretty big difference in price and makes a big difference long term but obviously it's hard to profit in asia when your winners don't get paid.
>>66785268
>>66785552
What's an accies? and a quid?
Enlighten me, oh British one
>>66785638
How do you guys make accounts at mara, singbet, etc?
They block UK customers, and even if you had a proxy surely you wouldn't be able to use your own bank/address details?
Goal before half time in the west ham game?
>>66785710
no, now yes
>>66785710
7/10
>>66785663
Accies is the little pills you take in the clubs with your mates
>>66785710
cheeky few quid hassan m8
>>66785663
ECTO'S M8
Put them up your bum, get 10x as high.
Can't stop winning
How long before they limit my account?
>>66785337
No. If you flip a coin, however.
>>66785697
Broker for Singbet and other Asia bookmakers. Mara is open to uk customers
>>66785710
Bollocks
>>66785663
Quid is a pound/ dollar
And accy is short for accumulator which is the Yuro term for parlay
>>66785876
oh damn really
1-1 west ham / man u game anyone?
Atletico is going to score pretty soon.
Probably would have by now of they had Torres
Dread to think how many minorities have a Barca/Munich double tonight tbqh
>>66786060
want to be a bookie desu senpai
>>66786060
Barca is dire when Messi isn't in great form tbqh
>min bet on 365 is 10p
What a fucking farce.
>>66786306
come on lid
>>66786306
pmsl mummy only gave you 5p for betting addiction?
Everton dnb world
>>66786306
1p on betfair lid
>>66786354
kek.
Not a fan of all this United possession tbf
>Buyern
but that's one
>Bayern
Shit cunts
>>66786675
111111111111111111
What a strike from the young lad
Get him on the plane desu
>>66786931
Please no
Benfica surreal
The next Morais, number 9 of Auckland City.
How much is PGA?
>>66787023
kek
Can he pass backwards though?
>he bet on West Ham 0 asian
PISSING
MY
SELF
LAUGHING
Shrewdies on Manure DNB
>>66787042
£25 a month. Mackers perma UAC.
>>66787148
I don't get it
>>66787130
It's worth the money if you have accounts.
>>66787130
>>66787174
How many tips does he post a day?
>>66787148
>twitter personalities
Is there anything more embarrassing?
fh goals bet hup
Just IMAGINE all the slugs who went Barca/Bayern tonight
Atleticooooo
How do I get more accounts?
How do you make it sound less dodgy when asking friends?
absolute tears
Barca and Bayern (both le favourites) in shambles
>>66787169
You know that thing that blacks in london do with their teeth and tongue? They sort of suck through it to make a short screech.
Imagine me doing that and then saying "shut up senpai"
Vidal ice cold
>>66787405
kmt
>>66787223
20-25 a month I would say
>>66787492
pmsl yeah
222222
holy hell Messi is dreadful
On a scale from 1 to cheeky nandos, how cheeky is this lads?
>>66787738
not particularly cheeky
What do?
1400 DKK is 150 GBP.
>>66787718
He's been shit for all season desu. Just the hype machine from his fans make people think he's still the best. Suarez best Barca player IMO.
>>66787913
Lay
Only averaging 553/day this month zzz need March back
>>66787790
It's got be CHEEKY in some way m9
Holy fuck no more corners please in the United game come on
>>66787913
Literally lay it for profit you mong
had to share pmsl
Atletico to qualify at 1.9
Medium. Decent value imho.
>>66788204
in absolute tears
really good stuff from goffy there
>>66788204
pmsl
>>66788204
Actually Pmsl
>>66788204
what is it with brits and their so called "banter"
>>66788204
Talking big sense here, same with people wearing university gear who graduated 5 years ago. Let it go
tears goffy on one
>>66788383
pmsl
>>66788383
>still using a blackberry
What a teabag
>>66788224
pmsl
>>66788383
I'd suggest anybody tweeting at the pub from a blackberry about the clothes a complete stranger has chosen to wear should be put on a register
>>66788204
Goff is the undisputed king of /bet/
>>66788383
Goff such a lid
SHITTING IT WITH SHAKES
Need gimmick guy to come up with new gimmicks tbqh. Pmsl is getting boring already.
FOLLOW THE MONEY
The bookies still had the odds of a United win @11 for the 2-2 disallowed goal and I got the bet on before it was corrected. Will they void it?
>>66788844
Yes
>>66788844
yes
>>66788844
No, bookies love paying out on obvious mistakes
STILL waiting for BT's Eurovision writeup
>>66788866
>>66788871
tears desu
anyone watching the barca game? have they had many goal chances?
>>66788949
Would love to test your chin
>>66788981
They're on the ropes
>>66789020
Why?
>>66789088
You sound like a leftie.
>>66788893
Will the bookies enforcers rough me up If I withdraw that money?
>>66789130
Withdrawal with just be cancelled.
Need Barca to pick it up!!!
anyone else from /bet/ on tt worth following?
>>66789201
Its like watching Auckland
>>66789130
They'll just cancel it if it's to card, if it does get processed they'll leave your account in negative balance. What book?
Who else looking forward to OFC break tonight?
Been a fun ride but last night was draining, need a day off from all this domestic abuse.
>>66789273
Paddypower
Stuck the worlds cheekiest tenner on barca to win at 7/1, so obviously they'll concede again and be eliminated
Shrimps
>>66789365
Oh they're complete mongs. They might not even notice.
bird tip
>>66789400
Based Irish incompetence
NEED barca goal for cheeky CS double
2nd goal method: Penalty at 17.0 is easily worth a punt in Barca game
>implying not rigged
>>66789371
Literally stuck half my bankroll on
Messi absolute dog tbqh
>>66789478
On bird I mean
>tfw got on the bird tip without trouble
based CL distracting mugs
>>66789547
line still stands m8
Can someone link birds page
>>66788981
I think they'll score with a cheeky pen in the 95th
Ready to sweat out a bird tip.
>>66789645
yup, looks hard to reach
When does the Cruz meme end lids?
Bird Surreal
>10 shots on target in Palace-Everton match
>0 goals
Sweating on Atletico to qualify
IT'S SEALED
>Barca
loooooooooooooool
touching cloth lads
Poor Big_Al
THE CITY OF MESSHIT
Just done my absolute NUT on Ronaldo for ballon d'or.
Spicy banger
the bird sweat is on
pmsl massive refball against Barca here
>>66790702
link to market??
If Barca can force penalties then I just might be able to salvage today.
>>66790815
it always is
>barcshit
>>66789457
Sort of shrewd
PMSL this bird bet is not actually going to win hahahahaha
tears at probably every mainstream normie
Bayern draw and Barca losing
>>66791146
But Mehmet you are the mainstream normie
>>66791123
7 POINTS
>>66791146
Gotta say I haven't heard many mainstreamers say that they expect Barca to win
>>66790852
Fuck, this brings me to 0 for 10 for the day. At least the CL semifinals will be interesting.
>>66791123
it will, im not on
>bird
>mfw bet on a sending off on Atleti-Barca
fucking ref knew it
>>66791363
its going to overtime mate
just put 15 dollars on real winning the whole shabang desu
>>66791410
Shrewd 2bh.
>bird
Jesus Christ, I actually think I'm cursed. Can't remember the last time I won 2 bets in a row. Gonna be down for the 4th day running zzzz
>tfw muh fiver on barca-bayern double
>>66791567
What were the total odds? @1.4?
people STILL bet on Bayern away wins in CL knockout games?
they haven't won in ages
HAHAAHHAAHA >le 4 eyed man
>>66791644
around 4.0, juicy enough for this slug to get a cheeky double on
Imagine not backing Racing tonight. Imagine.
spent 12 hours in front of the pc just to get sweaty balls and break even.. what a sad existence.
>>66791793
again, it goes to OT, no worries
FUCK OFF BIRD
>>66791859
I feel you mane, same here.
I'm up for the day but that doesn't change much
everton score you dense cunts
>>66791895
It really wont mate, I just won a bet and I CAN NOT win 2 in a row. This loses, 100%
down too much.
time to take a break
fuck you westham and fuck you bayern
>>66791958
I was up a bit and put it on the bird tip
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
never in doubt desu
>>66791313
told you lads
BIRD??????????
>>66792103
>>66792126
>>66791950
Who or what is the Bird?
>>66792067
BUT IT WON YOU DENSE FAGGOT
>just realised i was on o72.5
Might actually just kill myself tbqh
What is this bird meme?
HAHAHAH BIRD IS ACTUALLY A GOD
>>66792247
>meme
being UAC is no meme lad
>>66792147
>>66792247
CL daytrippers PLEASE go
any free money in nba today ?
bird surreal
>>66792424
Rockets-Warriors double
Kobe over 22.5
>>66792410
I've had this tab open all week, I just want to be cool like you guise :(
maybe a rare pepe will loosen your lips?
Where is Albania? Said he had some larges for tonight
>>66792549
aight thanks
Great day on the Tube today. Winners left and right... Cheers fellow tipsters and enjoy the night!
>>66792726
Fucking sweet.
Bird is a tipster on TipsterTube.
He literally DOES NOT lose.
https://tipstertube.com/profile/81
>>66792757
kek, in all seriousness most 'proven' blogabet tipsters with a decent yield seem to be on Lakers handicap, or even a bold Lakers SW
>>66792798
Thanks mayne, nobody can resist a rare pepe
any other tipsters I should follow while I'm at it?
>>66793056
t4tw
>>66792170
First bird tip I take it?
>>66793056
Euaniverse desu
>>66787913
yesterday i told you to lay it. sorry for doubting you
DAC
>>66788204
Me on the left
Reminder Auckland are the worst football team in the world
>>66793540
>Auckland
Did you have to remind me Euan. Just the name makes me shake with rage ffs, I was having a good night too.
>>66793540
Were you in bed for the equaliser?
>>66793647
like a better looking version of cara
Missed the bird tip, putting everything I would have chased and won from it into topping up on the Robot tip. Heads gone.
Gonna lay the next bird tip. This streak cannot continue.
Ya'll gonna stay up for all the South American games?
Is Bird the luckiest man ever? Also I've noticed that almost all of his recent tips (last 8+ish) have all been in play, rather then absolutely destroying lines. Is he truly a shrewdie or just a fairly knowledge bloke with insane luck?
>>66793891
What a load of bollocks, the chances of his next tip winning has nothing to do with how the last tip went
>>66793909
yup, no OFC after all
>>66793927
yes to everything
>>66793934
Nibs
Odds always getting smashed when I post
You have to be very quick to get on the bets that I post because I'm a huge staker and the odds always get smashed to dust when I post Ali OUT
>>66794048
pmsl
>>66794048
utter utter
>>66793909
Yes.
>they'll never be a /bet/ meetup foam party
>>66794142
>foam party
CL daytripping greasy little sixth former detected. Please have sex.
CD Aguila -1 lads, literally refund minimum
>>66794293
>MUH 5 MINUTES OF RBALL
>>66794293
On small x
>>66794309
teamsheets lid, rball merely supports what was already a bet
>>66794293
ON +1
Just broke a $5,000 glass beaker. ama.
>>66794347
thanks for the money lid x
>>66794361
howd it happen?
>>66794361
What kind of beaker is worth $5,000? You can get most beakers for less than $100
PMSL
Euan is down insane hahahahaha
>>66794361
For $5000 it better have been 3 feet tall with 8 different percs and literally never run out of ganj
1111111111111111111111111
>>66794293
1-0, no problem lads. Use your own judgement for rebacks, I'd wait a little but they should slot 3 or 4 in here imo
>>66794309
>>66794347
pmsl
WHO #TEAMPAULRYAN HERE?
>>66793946
Next you'll be telling me coin tosses have anything to do with previous results.
>>66794501
>America
>skybet
How is it being banned and using a proxy?
JUST STAKING ILL
>>66794501
Place the bet then
>>66794518
>More nibs after being told it was nibs
wew lad
redredredredredred
Oh this fucking slags game. Regretted it the minute i bet on it, regretted it even more when they got a red card after like 5 minutes and now the favorites concede, too. FFS. Never again.
The euros can't come quick enough
Deportivo Tachira +0.75 is the sweaty bet tonight. Olimpia missing loads. Tachira away form in Copa Lib so dire that they're due a win, let alone a draw.
AHAHAHAHAHA DOOOOOOOOWWWN
1-1 HNG
>le concede against 10 men
Always the way in the El Sal reserve meme league
>Le get a red and then score meme continent
>>66794539
Think about what you're saying. So he tips Icelandic team A to beat Icelandic team B by 10+ points, do you really think the fact he has won his last 10 bets will mean team A play worse than normal? If he really has such power on things I'd ask him to tip the opposition of my team on the weekend.
BEYOND dac
>>66794719
This is unprecedented, twice told his responses are nibs he has returned for a third go!
Are you this easily baited all the time?
>>66794725
Euan better have 2/3 worldies prepared for tomorrow or the cat gets it,don't think it can handle another day like today
need 3 goals or im down thousands lol, literally cant win a loss chase. RIP the last of my roll
>that Racing challenge not being a red
Ok
>>66794762
I don't know what you mean mate
>>66794935
The original post was not serious but seeking replies
Aguila HT @5.5 surreal
>>66794955
Ah right, the laying tip was a joke? Sorry it's been a long day.
If Aquilla don't at least win, I'm taking a week off. So, so, so many losers lately.
>>66795063
stop betting on rball then
>>66795091
This is my second rball bet in about 3 days lid, just can't get a string of wins together. Probably shouldn't have chased on this, but head's gone.
You now remember metaKnight
>>66794667
Excellent, now I can reback
Emelec +.5 when
Is West Ham @3.75 worth it? I haven't watched a single Leicester game all season so have no idea how good defensively they are
This Tachira gk needs to take a good look at his life choices and realise this goalkeeping thing isn't for him
The state of this ref in the Racing Boca game
Aguila bless
>>66795680
Bad bet. How is the country feeling about 'slow down brother'?
>>66795718
Who are you rooting for?
>>66795806
Good bet in any European country desu
Haven't heard anything about Douwe Bob here actually. We're always incredibly pessimistic about Eurovision though so not surprised. I'm sure the hype will build once the event itself rolls around
>>66795816
I've got Racing on a DNB, but you pretty much have to punch someone in the face to call a penalty on either side
>>66795581
Guys?
>>66795893
pmsl just read this
http://www.nu.nl/entertainment/4244827/douwe-bob-wedt-zichzelf-bij-songfestival.html
>Douwe Bob is betting on himself at Eurovision
>"I've put 1000 euro on myself. Beautifully arrogant, right? I'm 80/1, I'd be a thief of my own wallet if I let it slip"
Can't ignore this any longer, on large
>>66796022
Just topped up. Again.
None of the games I want to bet on are on bet365. What is this shit, i actually drank a cup of coffee not long ago just to stay up for those games.
Asuncion for a fourth?
le refund is in
>>66796370
just got on
How has Atletico PR not fucking scored yet?
Olimpia will get a fifth
Heads gone, YIELD down to 32%.
Fuck me.
Oh well, at least it is better than Euan's.
Who /river/ here?
>page 8
>>66797854
*+.5
>>66797854
Bankroll on Murici desu
Unders in the LDU Quito game. Pitch is a giant puddle
>>66798052
under 2.5?
>>66798052
Also, what's going on with Cavs? are they tanking?
>>66798052
already scored 2 pmsl
>calleri kicking some poor guys laptop
pmsl
is there a good site to tell which way the general public is betting on a basketball game?
>>66798777
>>66798809
I-I meant under 6.5 of course
>>66798803
No, they've just been resting a lot of players
>>66798921
http://www.vegasinsider.com/nba/matchups/
>>66798975
They were priced so low for ML, is NBA betting mainstream or not? I guess I mean, is there value in it? I assumed it would be just as unprofitable as betting on the premier eagle
>>66799028
thanks.
>>66799264
>>66799264
>>66799264
new lids
