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Bibiana Steinhaus edition
>today
Benfica-Bayern
>tomorrow
Liverpool-Dortmund
who carezzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
shit thread
kys OP
>>66780554
this
how many players has she fucked?
Hasenhüttl to RB Leipzig?
>>66780754
All of them
how come gras doesnt grow in a forest
>>66781119
trees
>De Gay
>>66781145
lewd
six hours until Champions league
>>66780754
Women who get into mens sports do it only for the dick train
>>66781406
which game should i watch tho
Benatia was supposed to be in the match squad but forgot his passport, so he has to stay in Munich.
lamo
>>66781710
That's bullshit, he could just take a later flight.
>>66781681
Atletico - Barca will undoubtedly be the more interesting game for a neutral audience
however, if you hate Spanish teams and are a Buyern dickrider like me you should probably watch Benfica Benfica
>>66781792
>Benfica Benfica
*Benfica Bayern
>>66781710
he's shit anyway
>>66781792
i guess ill watch barca atletico
>>66781165
stop trying to force this
>>66782379
he forced himself up to the top familia
people introducing themselves with their nickname are the worst desu
Good morning.
I had the surgery today. My thumb is still numb.
>>66782699
you could stick it up your arse and pretend that it's someone else's
>>66782741
I might damage the stitches though
>>66782755
could put something on it
>>66782678
w-why?
>>66781109
I considered saving that video file container a couple of days back on another imageboard but decided against it
>>66781710
Fitting. He's very dreamy
Why are bundesliga players so autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2wqbnAdbU4
>>66781681
ZDF and Oliver Kahn. They will talk about and show the other match afterwards as well
>>66782875
Which time zone is the best time zone?
>>66783153
CET
Australia really is pretty fucked when it comes to watching the best competition of the best sport in the world
>>66783268
in terms of time zone that is, meant to reply to >>66782875
Time for din din
>>66783153
The one with Brazil in it
>>66783268
>not putting a cheeky stream on in bed and then have an entire day shitposting and memeing
Australia have it the best
>>66783268
Tour de France stages usually end just over midnight Australia time so it's not that bad. Also it's during the "summer" so they're probably off work for most of it (assuming Australians have their main vacation in July)
>>66783401
>Tour de France
oh, denmark
>>66783153
DOHA
>>66783401
Main vacation is December/January.
But the Champions League games aren't too bad really.
I get up when they start at 4.45am, have a nice breakfast, then it's over by the time I depart for work at 7am (unless there is extra time).
>>66783712
what's your work?
the championship is better than the bundesliga
I need beach, music, ocean and sun
>>66783805
The Championship is better than the EPL league to be fair
>>66783784
Cabinet maker.
>>66783822
All that but a bit of shade to sit in, please.
remember when people watched bayern games?
ouro, dinheiro sempre!
What shaver should I get? I'm afraid my current one which lasted six years or something is falling apart. I had problems with red spots and stitches on my neck with the current one, recently
>>66783990
That's what my dad would say
>>66783315
>The one with Brazil in it
No it's not, 15:45 most people are at work.
>>66784008
Pep looks good with the mustache desu.
>>66783869
Yes
How long before Kagawa, Gundogan and Mickey Tangerine jump the Dortmund ship?
>>66784244
A mechanical shaver is not an option for me
Here we go
Neuer - Thiago, Ribéry, Martínez, Costa, Alonso, Lahm (c), Vidal, Müller, Alaba, Kimmich
Ulreich - Lewandowski, Rafinha, Bernat, Götze, Rode, Coman.
>>66784263
>west ham knocks United out of FA cup
>west ham cucks United out of a Europa League spot
>>66784345
is he ok
nipple alert
>>66784345
>tfw no Tasci
cant belive lugano actually scored lmao
>>66784534
do you live in lugano?
What's the best way to hit on one of the hot MILFs I see when I'm out with my dog?
Where's France, I'm sure France could offer me the best advice in this regard.
>>66784778
Let's see who is smug tomorrow
>>66784798
yes dortmund
>>66784781
Approach her and tell her what you want
>>66784781
give her a knutschi
TuT
>>66784781
Pay her for sex.
>>66784781
Show your muscles.
>>66784781
France would probably advice you not to shower for 3 days to let the pheromones to the work.
>>66784781
Show her your mussels.
>>66784781
Also, make sure she is not married, maybe in Germany of course people might have more temperance but here some not-so-sane husbands might actually kill you.
>>66785306
Hmm but in newly Sharia Germany, the woman will be killed so it's really a win-win.
>>66785418
this
I don't feel any emotions from football anymore.
>>66785460
watch less football, la
>>66785460
me neither. I just watch it for a lack of a better idea
i dont think thats the reason
time to watch ucl on the mute again
I don't feel any emotions from porn anymore.
Bathroom brb
>>66785460
see >>66785508
you shouldn't watch more than two matches a week
>>66785460
>>66785577
>Germans complaining about lack of emotions
Make your ancestors proud anons, embrace the ordnung.
Brasilians need to die desu
>>66785724
Rude.
Here we are
>>66785724
Why don't you have him filtered? I know he's ITT only thanks to your post.
All the lads
wat
>>66785742
Fuck off back to /b/ you underage ape.
Soft
>>66785788
this
>>66785877
You seem to be projecting.
>>66785890
>projecting
I don't think you know what that means.
>Hire Pep
>win CL with incumbent manager
>>66785952
You called me an 'underage ape' for no reason at all, so I can only guess you smelt 'apeness' coming from somewhere and since you think that can't be you, you just pointed at me.
Bayern's defence seems nervous
>>66786087
YOU seem nervous
>>66786155
I am anxious all the time
>>66786037
There is a reason, though. Also, you brasilians have a rep for being mindless shitposters and thats why I called you ''ape''.
>>66786456
nice catfish
It was fortunate that was Thiago and not Xabi who received that risky pass
>>66786456
How thirsty does one have to be to fall for this?
this fucking defense without Boateng
NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER
ahahahahahahha
Neuer is taking his ''lol look me not at the goal line XDD'' meme too far.
Wait Benfica scored? I had a bad feeling about this game... :(
Tell me the last time Neuer made a great save.
Protip: you can't.
Not even a Top 10 GK.
>>66786872
Saturday
>>66786872
Neuer makes great saves all the time, the problem is that he fucks up just as often.
I don't understand
>>66786848
Pepper your Angus little girl, spics are coming for it
>>66787031
lel
>>66787028
VIVA LA RAZA PUTOS
also
>neuer
Good thing Bayern bought the keeper from Stuttgart.
>>66787102
Why are you speaking Spanish
imagine bauern and benfica would get kicked out of the cl tonight
I would literally cry out of joy
>>66787133
he driving his Porsche to portugal as fast as he can?
this is such a horrible line up
Müller is playing like a 10 so nobody is in the front
>>66787170
what did he mean by this?
lel
Grease man
lel
atletico just scored
>>66787170
same
VIDAL THE POORTUGAL DESTROYER
That Vidal is worth his weight in gold.
>>66787028
what is neuer doing?
>tfw when you search "buyern" on twitter but 99% of the results are people typoing or maybe thinking it's the real name
>tfw when you search "bauern" and 99% of the results are about landmen
KING ARTURO
suddenly becomes a well spent money
will kicker apologize?
>>66787531
nipples
>>66787531
NIPS
>>66787531
hnnngh
RIP Kimmich
Steve Mcmanaman has just been pseudo-racist live on BT Sport. He stereotyped all Spanish and Latin American types as divers
>>66787735
the truth can be racist, too
Why didn't he pass to no.17?
>>66787735
It's not racist if it's a fact
>>66787735
Stating an empirically verifiable fact is not racist.
>>66787735
Kind of a cunt considering he played in Spain BLOOTER
>>66787735
I'm disappointed in him. I thought he was a sound lad
has anyone noticed how the Bayern butthurt has multiplied on /sp/ or am I seeing things
there was always right butthurt but it has trippled somehow
why is that? Bayern hasn't even won something important in 3 years
The are calling this a crossing from Lahm on Sky.
>>66787735
as expected from a narrow minded person
I think over the weekend I will make a list of my favourite player from each country of the world, except places where I don't know any players.
You may ask me about them in this thread if you want
Infantino in a NYC (New York City) bar watching CL
Is it time for Bayern to start thinking of maybe thinking of moving on from Neuer? No shame in being futurethinking
>>66788644
He's a real peoples person.
evening friends. watching the game with my brother in law again. he's a barcelona bandwagoner so its p funny
>>66784781
small talk her into grabbing a drink
Nice gesture
@iwanskimaciej
Seems like Robert Lewandowski is on the bench because of car accident on Sunday in Munich (reported light one¬ his fault)@GuillemBalague
>>66788733
I give a mental thumbs up to almost all your posts
>>66788728
Good evening
>>66788728
wheres your brother in law from?
Barca will exit without some refballl
ahahahahahahha
I don't get Guardiola's obsession with Xabi Alonso.
>we can beat them i swear
>>66788874
norge
ES MÜLLERT
#müllered
>>66788733
Seems a bit inappropriate to be hones.
>>66788948
Lovely country. Tell him I'm greatly enjoying Knausgaard's 'Min Kamp'.
Javi 'Andy Carroll' Martinez
>>66788644
His shirt is on the cusp of being too small
koke is so good
>>66789033
ohh isnt that the guy who wrote a proust-esque like book ? planning to read it soon
>>66788948
good la
>>66789127
Yes. I'm almost finished with the second book. Really amazing stuff.
>>66789097
It's an Italian thing
Wish I didn't put my $200 free bet on a Bayern / Barcelona double.
fuck bayern
>>66789306
MAD
>>66789296
They look like they will score soon
>>66789413
they wont tho
>>66789413
Yeah but the bet was for Barcelona to win this match, not to qualify.
Anyone itt watching the Spanish game who can tell me whether the atmosphere at the stadium is good/loud?
Genuine request, please answer.
lucas hernandez isvery good. already playing well in ucl at his young age
I'm going for a Calderón/cauldron joke
>>66789496
yes, its good and loud at the Vicente Calderón
>>66789496
yes, atletico's is
>>66789665
>>66789686
Vicente Calderón? Maybe they should change the name to Vicente Cauldrón
>>66789496
Witch game is that?
>>66789759
Atlético against Barcelona
>that
>a foul
lel
>>66789795
It has all the ingredients. The fans should be vocal.
>>66789799
clear red
why is Messi so bad currently ? he's been invisible
>>66789843
clear death penalty
>>66789843
learn the rules lad
>>66789872
HGH has worn off
>>66789719
ehehe
>>66789719
i almost got away without hearing that one today since my stream is in german
decent freekick
Somebody webm Rui Vitórias reaction to the goal pls
>barcelona have 72% of possession
wew, those passes are really effective innit
I cannot
Switch to Barcelona now, lads.
It's over
isn't that a red card
GRIEZMANN GRIEZMANN GRIEZMAN'
>>66790391
Iniesta should be off
>>66790127
based talisca
>LewanSHITski
How many goals does Barcelona need to advance?
oh boy
>>66790743
1 for +time
>>66790743
zwei
>>66790743
One for extra time
>>66790802
I am pretty sure that happens only when the scores from both legs are the same.
that was REALLY, REALLY unfair
>>66790924
are you retarded
'92: Götze comes in
so who will they face next?
What if Pep faces City? Potentially awkward situation for his future players.
>>66791047
There's that picture again
Here's me smiling again
>>66791102
Their own Überheblichkeit
Pep's Manchester City will be the first club to win the Champions League twice in a row.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
DIRTMAD SHAREHOLDERS BTFO
2 and 1/2 men at zdf again
Speedway is the best motorsport by far
>>66792101
rally or f1 is far more satisfying
lol I saw *that* pixture from the Spanish game and couldn't understand why people kept talking about Farca being cheated when it the photo showed their player handling the ball in the area but then I clicked on the photo to enlarge it and saw that it was a Barcelona player. Turns out I just assumed Barcelona were wearing the blue kit and Atlético the yellow
>>66792228
I think I would enjoy watching rally. I like F1, but would prefer if all races took place at night.
>>66791111
Checked and chuckled
>>66792197
Everyone wins 3-2 on aggregate
All memes aside, Atletico is the strongest team in the final 4:
- Real
Shit. Didn't even try to fight when they were down against Wolfsburg. Put one in their net and they act like upset children.
- Man Shitty
Meh.
- Bayern
Shit defense and only a few decent attacks during 90 minutes. Most of the time just passing the ball without ideas or Costa or Ribery trying a futile solo run.
- Atletico
Real team. Extremely motivated. Fights. Hard to play for any opponent.
>>66792228
I would bed myself with that cover
>>66792228
France?
>>66792646
All correct except for Bayern
>>66792646
Agreed. Think they're favourites.
>>66792735
yea
>>66792646
really lucky with injuries too
Night
Between 1957 and 1990, the European Cup was 'retained' 13 times in 34 finals, or 38% of the time. And never since, or zero times in 26 years
>benzema won't be playing at the euro
o-ok
>>66788644
you just know
>>66783268
It's not terrible, get up, have breakfast watching the game, go to work. If it was during work hours on weekdays that would suck.
Lucky I'm a 4th year student so my contact hours are that low I can watch whatever
>>66794479
Franck did good today.
>>66799448
You did good today
good morning
why is this thread still up?
>>66807749
>those nails
gross
>>66807749
rip
>>66808137
The threads been in autosage for ages, but I guess not enough new threads have been made to push this one into 404.
Which is strange ,because i thought we'd see many anti-Barcelona/Messi threads, TSUU threads, and heaps of threads about Curry/GSW.
/sp/ is dead.
tired af desu
>>66808332
it was a rhetorical question, but whatever
At least /bundesliga/ lives.
for now
it's called /bundes/
i sniffed a girl's butthole today
somebody make a new thread
