where does LVG live? I want to personally make a visit so I can shit on his doorstep
sorry leicester, not like you need our help anyway since we'll gift you 3 points at old trafford
>tfw Rojo will be sold after this season, but Tata will still call him to the national team
we dem moyes boys
Feel really sad desu.
3 goals in 6 minutes. Does Val dick not learn from any of these games he loses?
3rd for Manure a shit
I hate this Adidas Kit, It stinks of failure
>>66726284
it all went to shit when TFM came off. by far our best player today.
>Poopchester Smellnited
>>66726286
Oops
4th*
It's alright. You've all got an FA cup replay to look forward to losing as well this week.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>66726221
that's not a very ladylike thing to do Ellie
>>66726325
>>66726286
Delete this
>finishing behind Lester, Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs, City, West Ham, and Southampton
Is it time to concentrate on finishing top 6 now to get into the Europa League?
>sell RVP, Hernandez and Welbeck
>unironically start a front three of Lindgard, Martial and Rashford
FIL-OS-O-FEE
>Paki wanting to shit somewhere that is not a toilet
makes sense
>tfw I unironically thought United are a top 4 lock and might challenge for the title before the season began
wew lad
>>66726221
Don't be so mean, this ManU managed to bring long awaited legendary shitposting to /sp/
this board didn't have so great fun for ages
>>66726396
>Lindgard, Martial and Rashford
They're world class though.
>Tfw we can only finish in top 4 when we're not in Europe during the season
Time to play the kids and slip down to 7th now?
>>66726396
>young up front
does LVG do this shit on purpose? what is he trying to prove?
>Manchester United could fall out of Europa League spots
Who you blaming today guys?
I'm taking a firm Rojo is shit stance
Where is the Brazilian favelanig. Did he get shot already?
>>66726441
As World class as Januzaj?
>>66726396
>Lindgard, Martial and Rashford
all quality players
you can't expect them to score when your midfield is literally a past-it Carrick and Blind
>>66726453
this would literally benefit them
>>66726484
What did Rojo do wrong?
>>66726494
>Blind
>midfield
have you watched a single United game this season?
>>66726484
blind was pretty awful as well. and darmian too for like the 20 minutes he played
>>66726484
Van Gaal and Darmian.
>>66726484
>mata RB
>martial LW
>smalling is utterly useless
>carrick over herrera
>carrick as captain
>carrrick anywhere near the 1st team
>daley fucking blind
>young up front
>depay being a nigger
LVG scribbling away obviously never reading what he wrote in the previous 100 matches.
2 fucking yes men either side afraid to stand on the touchline.
fuck everything, im watching the golf.
>>66726484
Rojo, Mata, Darmian, Van gaal for putting Young at CF
>>66726484
yeah rojo. would also like to blame mata for offering NOTHING in attack
mata doesnt get as much stick as he should because he's so lovely, but he's been fucking wank in attack for way too long now. whether that's down to LVG sticking him out on the wing that's another story, but that's no excuse for how awful he's been.
>>66726181
>>66726181
>>66726181
/606/ this way for VAN GAAL OUT t. hakeem al ahmed
>>66726484
Darmian was the worst player on the pitch, look at his positioning for the 1st and 3rd goals
didn't even watch the game and feel pretty good now knowing that he's surely gone by the end of the season, hopefully before then.
it's a good day for United, don't forget that.
>>66726564
>smalling is utterly useless
He wasn't bad for most of the game, I do agree with the rest though.
>>66726576
Mata is shit inside though, leads to us getting over-run.
>>66726564
>mata RB
oh shit you're right
Blind is too small
Rojo has the touch of a bulldozer
LVG needs to fuck off
De Gea is wasting his career at Utd
>they thought they would finish above city
>>66726564
I disagree with Smalling. He's usually decent in games. Definitely saved some balls.
>>66726626
If only Utd had a player to bring off the bench who could play at RW . . .
Manchester United are the new delusional fans.
It is a good kind of feel.
time to spend another 200M
can't wait to see all yours delusional linesup in /trans/
>>66726696
don't worry, De Gea will only be wasting a few more games of his career there
>>66726760
They join Arsenal and Liverpool
Conclusion: if you're red, better stay in the hospital bed
>>66726815
Manchester United delusion is far stronger
>Young
Januzaj should be starting over Mata, Rashford, Rooney and Lingard let alone fucking Young.
Herrera should be starting every game he's our best CM.
Rojo needs to fuck off sharpish.
Blind is okay for a 5th choice CB, so we need 3 more CBs this summer.
Lingard needs to fuck off sharpish. Absolutely nowhere near United quality.
>Tottenham 3-0 Man Utd
>Alan Green
>BBC Radio 5 live
>"Manchester United are being tonked now."
10 years later he's still mad
they still hire this ABU
Maybe we can give Januzaj some game time now that we're out of the top 4 battle? N-no? O-okay then.
>spend 300 million and an 18-y/o is your best defender
>midfield is a jumbled mess
>only Martial has any impact in the final third
>0 (zero) world class players aside from de Gea
>no chemistry in the team
>manager looks like a foot
>only people who show up at the stadium are upset bandwagoners and tourists
>being frozen out of the top 4 by clubs like West Ham and Leicester
>kicked out of the CL by Volkswagen and an Eredivisie side
>kicked out of Europe by your biggest rival
>losses to Norwich (AT HOME), Bournemouth, Stoke, Sunderland, Swansea, West Brom this season
>still playing pathetic football
>all your legends are chewing you out on television
>manager at the root of many problems but isn't sacked
You're a joke
a fucking joke
GOD I FUCKING LOVE HOW SHIT YOU ARE MMMMM SO NUTRITIOUS WHAT EVEN IS DEFENDING
>West Ham v Man Utd
Win and win the cup
>Man Utd v Aston Villa
5-0 win
>Man Utd v Crystal Palace
Comfy win to build up momentum and confidence
>Man Utd v Leicester
Win, it's at home and we're the better team with better players.
>Norwich v Man Utd
4 wins in a row? We'll win this too.
West Ham v Man Utd
Tought one. But we can win it.
Man Utd v Bournemouth
Easy win to clinch 3rd place
FA cup winners
Champions League football
Mourinho coming into a squad full of confidence for the new season.
Glorious. I can't wait.
Jesse Lingard vs Spurs:
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 take ons
0 crosses
>>66726977
Kek
KEK
K E K
>>66727015
>world class quality
btw it's now mathematically impossible to win the league
we had such a good chance too!
So CL is basically gone next year...
Can Man U attract world class players without that? Looks doubtfull lads
>>66727066
>tfw we were on top back in October
Those were simpler days....
>>66727122
No problem, they obviously don't want world class players anyway.
>>66727122
They signed Di Maria with no European football at all when he was rated one of the best players in the world so yes.
At least United fans can and will get change, Wenger on the other hand is unsackable.
>>66727122
Not necessarily, we have villa and palace next. 6 points. City could slip up.
>>66727172
worked out well that one
>>66727066
Nobody cares, this is like the third time you've posted that today.
Fuck off.
>>66727122
A "World Class Player" is only as good as his Manager
There's plenty of young players with lots of talent who would love to play for Man Utd, just a case of finding them and giving them the right training
>>66727180
Still a world class player. If the next one comes in and is managed well it could work
>>66727172
>when he was rated one of the best players in the world
>>66727174
But Wenger is a top manager and is pushing Arsenal well above their weight. He's BUILT a football club.
van Gaal is clueless and is DESTROYING the club.
Massive, massive difference.
>>66727122
it'd be nice to follow what leicester and spurs have done and bought nobodies who are actually pretty great (kante, alli, mahrez, etc)
we NEED a new RW, #10 and CB. a striker would also help, and a CM for more depth
>>66726923
>Januzaj
He's been poor. Lingard is better at No. 10.
>>66727250
He's had fuck all time to prove himself. Meanwhile Lingard is basically the first name on the teamsheet despite many average performances.
Then there's Pereira who's getting completely ignored.
>>66727250
A 5 year old with polio is better than Januzaj, that's not very hard
>>66727250
0/10
And for the retards wanking over Spurs and Lester, you do realise it's down to LvG right?
In terms of players and talent, we're fucking miles ahead of them both.
Our 6th most talented player is better than their 1st.
In a master starting 11 comprising of Spurs, Lester and United (with a competent manager of course) all 11 would be United players.
>>66727315
just stop this shit bait, now's not the time
>>66727290
Luckily for us Lingard has the physique of a 5 year old with polio.
>>66727315
>6th most talented player is better than their 1st
this is a worse meme than the "newcastle are actually underperforming" one
>>66727315
M8, it came to a point when van Gaal could start random people off the street and I don't think anyone would notice
How many more dutch players can LVG cram into this team?
>van der wiel, de jong transfers surely imminent
Who else?
>>66727355
strootman
>>66727250
He has made like 2 sub appearances all season. He's playing very well for the U21s as well.
>>66727275
Lingard knows what to do in every situation on the pitch, Januzaj doesn't. Januzaj falls over too much and isn't able to compete.
>>66727315
if this isn't bait then you should just stop watching football all together
>>66727315
>In terms of players and talent, we're fucking miles ahead of them both.
this
martial >>>>>>>> kane and vardy
januzaj >>>>>>>> eriksen and mahrez
mensah >>>>>>>>> rose, walker, alli etc. etc.
even players who don't make the bench for united (pereira) would be the best player in either of leicester and spurs starting 11s
>>66727355
Wijnaldum, De Vrij, Janmaat and Van Dijk
>>66727348
Exactly what I was saying. This is my point.
It's down to the manager.
We could have Messi and van Gaal would make him look on a par with Young, Lingard, Mata etc.
>>66727228
right
the whole reason that delusional Arselel fans expect to win the league every year is because of Wenger
and having continuity with a well respected manager is the whole reason that that mediocre team isn't looking as bad as Manchester United right now
Wenger is also not the reason that Arselel do not spend as much money as their rivals
>>66727380
Worst post of the year Tbh, embarassing
So, will Mou save us?
>>66727380
this is some low level bait
>>66727426
i agree, without wenger arsenal would find themselves struggling in 10th-7th spots every year
wenger IS arsenal he's the reason they are as big a club as they are
>>66727455
for his first 2 seasons at least
>>66727449
nah it's better than anything you've ever posted tbqh
>>66727455
If Leicester can go from almost getting relegated to winning the tile we can go from 5th (or 6th or 7th or where ever we finish) to winning the title.
Cheer up lads you can always watch us in the Champions League next year with Pep
>>66727500
have you given up forcing your shit threads then mate
>>66727494
If you seriously believe that after seeing us get beat 3-0 by those players, you need checking into a mental hospital
>>66727455
I just feel like LVG should stay but he should listen to Giggs more when he knows the history of some players.
>>66727315
------------------------de Gea-------------------
TFM-------Smalling-----Huth---------Shaw
---------Herrera-----Alli------Schwein-----------
--------Mahrez------Kane-----Martial------------
United = 7
Spurs = 2
Lester = 2
And that's only because Jones isn't fit. Jones would take Huth's place comfortably. And arguably a fully fit Rooney would take Kane's place too. So it could be 9 for United out of 11.
>>66727557
stop
>>66727533
3 goals in 6 minutes, a total blip
United dominated the game and had full control until Mensah came off.
If that game was played 100 times United would win 90 times.
>>66727500
You have s tough run yet, don't get cocky dutchcuck
>>66727579
stop
>>66727579
United literally created nothing. 0-0 was the best result they could've gotten out of this game.
>>66727579
>Dominated the game
We couldn't keep the ball for more than 2 minuted let alone do anything with it, im not one for statistics.. But im sure we had like 0 shots on target! that tells you it all
>>66727557
Januazaj is infinitely more talented than Mahrez. Sure he's having a great season but in terms of peak ability it's a no-brainer.
Also, not a big fan of this Alli meme. He's okay for a youngster but nothing special. Would take Pereira over him in terms of ability.
>>66727579
lol united only played well for the first 20 minutes or so
>>66726783
says the french guy where the only team that we even hear of is a oil lottery winner.
>>66727579
Obvious bait. United were solid for the first 20 minutes but then just flopped. Soon as Mensah had to come off, United were exposed.
>>66727557
>fully fit Rooney
>the false flagging United 'fan' with his shit bait is back
Great, tell me more about how United have world class players in every position please. I need some cheering up after today's debacle.
>>66727637
>We couldn't keep the ball for more than 2 minuted let alone do anything with it
Are you a Spurs fan? Because it was Spurs who couldn't hold onto the ball for 2 seconds. United's pressing was something they couldn't handle.
It's time for you to stop pretending to be a United fan and shitposting just to get reactions from genuine United fans you bitter prick.
At least we get to watch us crash out the FA cup this week
Can finally write the season off for good
Why did we sign Schweinsteiger and not play him?
Why did we sign Scneiderlin and Fellaini at all?
Should've and Could've signed much better players, why is our scouting absolute wank now, when it used to be GOAT
>>66727693
>Total shots: 16-5
>Shots on target: 8-1
>Shots off target: 7-1
>Shots blocked: 1-3
Spurs are the first column by the way
>>66727693
Spurs ball retention wasn't great either, but at least they looked threatening in the final third, our boys looked lost out there
>>66727761
And?
Try watching the game.
Not a single pundit at half-time said Spurs looked good or were the better team. It was all about United and how brilliant they were.
Nobody saw the 3 goals in 6 minutes meme coming. Nobody. It was completely out of the blue and against the run of play.
Mensah's injury changed everything.
>>66727315
>>66727380
>>66727494
>>66727579
>>66727693
This is what winning the league every season can do to people.
>>66727808
>United
>brilliant
they created nothing. literally NOTHING.
>>66727744
schweini's injured retard
if the next thing you say is stupid shit then you're getting filtered
>>66727744
Schwein is injured
Schneid is a top class DM and when he's played next to either Herrera or Schwein the results are great.
You're a fucking retard. On paper there's nobody better.
>>66727838
Good idea.
Filtering him now.
>>66727839
I'm better with the ball than Schneirderlin, wasn't even the best Midfieder at Southampton
Herrera is good, not world class though
>>66727882
good job, you're filtered
>>66727882
and filtered
i'm guessing you're a bitter liverpool fan, sad this is how you choose to waste your time
Are they the only good players we have left?
>>66727922
Martial and De Gea m8
Not a united fan
But the entire team are a bunch of literally who's plus de gay and mata
10 years ago almost the entire united 11 were world wide household names
>come to thread to discuss the game and United
>keep reading that United are actually the best team in the league with 11 world class starters and everyone who thinks otherwise should just shut the fuck up
you guys are the worst EPL fanbase by far
>>66727914
Nope I'm a Man Utd Fan Grew up in Manchester, Live in Leeds now, Know a couple of pro players, et toi?
Can we just never buy another Argentine again? They're either shite or end up being complete twats. Even if we had Messi we'll somehow fuck it up.
>>66727895
>>66727914
haha rekt
>>66727935
de gay is leaving
>>66727935
>implying we still have de gea and a deal isn't already in place
Martial is too inconsistent.
>>66727196
Literally laughing
>>66727965
Can you really blame them? They won the league almost every season until 2 years ago.
>>66727965
please don't think this one deluded cunt represents all of us
>>66727914
>>66727895
Too many neckbeards in this thread probably from London who know fuck all about football
>>66727965
The problem isn't the players, it's the manager. Either he's completely lost the plot, or he simply can't hack the EPL.
He'd make Barcelona's lineup look average.
>>66728050
THIS
honestly i'd be happy if we made no transfers this summer and just got mourinho in would make all the difference and we'd win the title with ease
well, maybe a fucking defender or two to cover for our injuries and a proper striker, but that's it
>>66728097
lol no
>>66727997
Well he is only 20 years old and this is his first season in the Premier League
and he's playing as a winger most of the time, not as a striker
>>66728138
And he's literally expected to carry our attack. It's a bit of a joke.
>>66727997
>Martial is too inconsistent.
load of shit tbqh
>>66727380
>januzaj >>>>>>>> eriksen and mahrez
top kek
what i love most about the manc decline is just how irrelevant they are
nobody even cares when they fuck it up anymore, they're going to spend another 200 million next season and nobody will lift an eyebrow. literally irrelevant tier
remember when people said you cunts were just lucky to land fergie and you were all like
> manc spirit la
> its the foundations we've built
> no.1 attendance
> sound management
yeah turns out that was all bollocks right?
>>66728434
if they're irrelevant why did you make this retarded post
checkmate
Martial --- Rooney --- Mata
-- Schneiderlin - Herrera
---------- Fosu-Mensah
CBJ - Blind - Smalling - Varela
---------------- De Gea
Would be nice if we tried this out for the rest of the season.
>>66728434
>irrelevant
>always a minimum of 5 ABU threads at any one time
yeah okay m8, you're literally spending 10 minutes of your day making that post
mensah is a beast and at least you have that
looks world class
>>66726815
>Arsenal fans
>deluded
In fucking what universe? Do you even go in the fucking /arse/ thread here? It's all "WENGER OUT!" and doom and gloom. Fuck off. Arsenal ''''''''fans''''''''' don't rate their team and just follow it to feel good about hating it.
You're fucking retarded if you think spending £250m in two seasons is comparable to spending £10m in one window. Arsenal fans aren't deluded, far fucking from it. They're depressive assholes cause they expect shit and know it won't happen.
>>66728434
The truth is that their team has been shite for years. Even in the last few years of Fergie's reign the players were garbage.
>>66727218
There is a lizard in this picture. I point it out every time I see it. Some people miss it.
Check the archives, I've mentioned it so many times. Have fun.
>>66728655
shaw too
martial obviously
rashford isn't a nothing player either
de gea is the best in the world
herrera is one of the top 5 CAM players in the world right now
rooney, well it's wayne fucking rooney despite his form and fitness.
mata, may not be 'world class' but he's a top player who can win games by himself
schweinsteiger was the best CM in the world
schneiderlin is the best DM in the league
future looks bright
>>66728511
>Sch-Herrera
lel never gonna start together under lvg again
>>66728719
you have to try harder than that mate
>>66728138
He played as a winger at Monaco. This played out of position shit needs to stop. Tell me Martial could utilize his dribbling ability as much up front as on the wing.
>>66728719
You're just convincing yourself mate, we got good players there just not motivated though.. It amazes me Rainierie can acheive what he did with Leicester squad compared to those players you listed!
>>66728511
>Rooney
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
woy please leave 4chan
>>66727914
>>66727895
Announcing filters should be against the rules, desu. You're giving him what he fucking wants. Attention. He wants to be filtered. Cause that means making you do something. All he has to do is take off the fucking trip and viola, he's back.
>>66728808
Mate he's playing no matter what. Even in my fantasy lineups I have to put him in because LVG is a stubborn scrotum licker.
>>66728719
I agree with the last sentence
>>66728594
That fucking logic, Arsenal are the best team in the world rivalling Barcelona simply because /sp/ loves shitting on them.
>>66728667
The Wenger Out stuff is the delusion.
>>66728862
How so? In the sense that the Arsenal 'fans' in the thread think that having somebody like Gary Monk will suddenly make the board give £250m a season to spend on transfers?
If so, I'd agree with you. Arsenal general on /sp/ i'm 90% sure it's neutrals shitposting. Hell, i've been in there to get (You)'s and there is an Irish liverpool fan who shit posts non stop.
So, I dunno, maybe you're right.
>>66728790
it feels like they waste him on the wing. would be much more deadly if he could get more 1v1s instead of 1v2s and the inevitable dispossession.
>>66728944
Centre forwards rarely get the ball in 1v1 situation. The central area of the defence is always the most crowded one.
>>66728928
Right.
The Wenger Out people as I pointed out earlier are delusional because they seem to think that it's Wenger's fault that Arsenal don't spend money - as you say - and that Wenger is holding them back.
In reality, it's the board who are behind the "we don't get ripped off (i.e. we don't spend money)" policy and if Wenger were to leave, Arsenal would be in for a Man Utd style collapse.
Arsenal are where they are because of Wenger. Regular CL football and occasionally being on top of the table for a weeks early in the season is overachieving for that team. When he leaves, they're going to get worse.
>>66728986
isn't that where he excels? dribbling past people in tight spaces. he has good ball control. right now he gets past one or two players and passes it to lingard or mata who fucks up. I think he will do great wherever he plays so it's cool.
1st July lads
Mourinho is coming home
>>66727997
Of course Martial is fucking inconsistent, he's a 20 year old striker, no matter how good he may turn out in the future.
Blame it on Lang Baal for getting rid of RVP, Chicha and even Nani. No team can rely on a 20 year striker old as a main goalscorer.
The last 20 year old striker which wasn't inconsistent was R9.
>>66729042
This, I agree with. You're the only person I've seen who has ever said this on /sp/.
People seem to think that it's Wenger who is going "no, I'm not going to spend money" despite it clearly being the board going "no, we're not giving you £50m for a player who might flop". He got shit over Ozil (or Invizbil) and now Sanchez is failing he's getting shit over him.
As I said, i'm 90% sure they're shitposters.
>>66728823
>All he has to do is take off the fucking trip
Then we win.
>you in charge of internet plays
amatuer
>>66729945
>This, I agree with. You're the only person I've seen who has ever said this on /sp/.
fuck off lad
i was arguing with arse fags, saying this exact thing over and over again for the past 3 weeks
>>66730059
Yeah but you don't win if he just changes his trip and makes you filter a new one.
>>66730131
I never disagreed, anon. I just said (you're) the only person I've seen say it. As in, (You) might have said it and I never saw it.
I've said it dozens of times to the Arsefags in the general as well. I actually support Arsenal and these fucks think that it's as simple as putting Gary Monk in charge and the Quadruple will be theirs for the next decade.
I'm sorry I didn't see your posts anon. Please forgive me.
>>66728511
>playing 12 players
