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The Hell of the North is upon us, lads
>257.5 km
>using pedals
>Yuropsport streaming the entire event
>2015 winner digenkolb is kill
>Will 2agan/Hagen/Spartacus wnl?
>>66715506
IT'S TIME
Feeling super /comfy/ lads.
Can't wait for the race to get started.
Anyone got a good streaming site for it?
>>66715564
it might be on NBCsp
>>66715564
cyclinghub i guess
My body is ready
>>66715564
yeah it's on nbcSP right now
>>66715564
http://cyclinghub.tv/livestream
try this
just had breakfast getting /comfy/
fug why not carlton kirby on eurosport? I was looking forward to a comfy afternoon with kirby bants.
I've been watching live footage from the start for 10 minutes and the Sky rider and lefternmost IAM cycling rider haven't said anything to eachother, they've just been staring ahead while everyone around them is chatting
Are they autistic
>>66715680
Yes.
We're off
>using saddles
>>66715734
1.5 km underway
loose saddle
how
kek
I suddenly feel an urge to visit Israel.
who /giantalpecin/ here?
Hi where are the memes
Morning lads.....
do we know who's directing? are we about to get some of christian prudhomme's sunroof bants?
>>66715770
John West lad is out in the bush....
>>66715770
Tune into the sporza livestream. You can listen in on two Dutch cyclists bantering about people watching at home
Disc brakes holy shit we 2005 now.
/notcomfy/
Here we go lads
Off we go for reals
Christian getting /comfy/
>>66715839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr73zhU0JB8
is 2agan riding?
>>66715875
Yes but we need to retire the 2agan nickname. He's a world champion who also soloed to the tour of flanders and won Gent Wevelgem. It no longer applies
Première échappée !
Pe1er??
>>66715884
>Yes but we need to retire the 2agan nickname. He's a world champion who also soloed to the tour of flanders and won Gent Wevelgem. It no longer applies
Now that they are selling his team I can't use the First Place or Gulag memephoto anymore too.
It was never about Sagan, it was about stupid announcers and his team owner bitching that he always got podium.
Of course he is one of the best. He'll just never be an all around rider.
very /comfy/, going to cook some risotto and salmon, then settle in for the 5 hours of racing
>>66715803
hope he wont die to some platypus or emu ;_;
ikr... i've sort of got used to his shitposting now... wondering if he'll start using the new range john west have bought out..
how many hours until something happens do we think?
Aww yiss cycling again. Hello, lads.
>>66715966
Cook some for me too pls?
At what time are they gonna hit the Arenberg pavé?
>>66715559
Are you a cobblestone addict?
>ASO chopping streams
>>66716044
Between 2.30 - 2.45pm
>>66716044
theyll enter at 2:30 - 2-50 CET speed depending...theres a time sheet on steephill but it wont let me pst the link
Need to make a quick trip to the shop. What should I buy?
>>66716093
Choc ice
A gf
>>66716085
>>66716091
nice, thanks lads.
>>66716103
Where can I buy a gf?
>>66716093
Talvisota Mint Vodka is great m8
>>66716093
and a hot tea for sean kelly
>>66716093
ES energy drink ::::-----DD
>stream down
>>66716084
Yeah. I reverted to the official, crappy quality, Phil Ligget commentated SBS stream and now it's freezing up and buffering and the quality keeps going to shit.
I should be thankful that I even have a legit stream but the pirates just do such a better job.
>>66716115
>pic
ayy
>>66716111
Tesco
goddamn ASO and their no fun allowed mentality
lads. I've had enough. all these cooker heads up in my face. what do?
Some good photos here
http://www.steephill.tv/2016/paris-roubaix/photos/page-02/
Heading out now /usingpedals/. Gonna see if I can find some cobbles.
>>66716135
you are lucky
as an architect i have to say Bora is the rrvolution in the kitchen.
cooking in fresh air and no range hood!
FIELD SPLITS
ESCHELONS
das based
>>66716127
>Phil Ligget
will he ever die
>>66716144
That sounds pretty good but I'm sure I could never afford such an unobtrusive and efficient system in my kitchen
>euros live in such small apartments with galley kitchens that they can't even get a proper range hood.
on the other hand here in the US people have 20k granite kitchens but never use them except to reheat food.
![Kam%C3%BDk,_s%C3%ADdli%C5%A1t%C4%9B_Libu%C5%A1,_panel%C3%A1k_v_ulici_Machuldova[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uDAw2TW.jpg "Kam%C3%BDk, s%C3%ADdli%C5%A1t%C4%9B Libu%C5%A1, panel%C3%A1k v ulici Machuldova[1]")
>>66716218
Stop being jelly of our god-tier commieblocks.
>tfw no bike storage
Why does eurosport player so much?
720p is only available with french commentary either that or I choose the stream with no commentary at all.
In that regard, can anyone recommend me a service where I can watch this in true HD live?
>>66716295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNMDOTuHYfQ
>>66716261
>tfw moved to Eastern Germany so that I can live in old commie blocks for 200€ a month
comfy.
gonna be slippery
https://twitter.com/ElisaMadiot/status/719105407021641728
>>66716295
I know, I'm minded to write them a letter. Wasn't it in 1080p last year?
>>66716295
>he doesnt speak french
>be in Ramones
>die
>music sold for ads by your nephew vinnie
sporza pls I don't care about muh panama papers
>>66716321
Not to my knowledge, it was the same sad story wiht TdF and Giro.
Also writing them a letter isn't gonna change anything, you can read alot of bad stories about their costumer service.
>>66716332
Yeah I made sure to forget it as soon as I got out of school.
oh I completely forgot the rail crossing meme was last year
good times
All the fucking streams are getting taken down. What do I have to do to watch some goddamn cycling in the US. :/
Stream down?
http://tiz-cycling.ml/live-stream/
>>66716353
Riders will get rekt by the police if they do it again. I can't wait.
>11.36 am
>streams are already ded/shit
>>66716355
Turn on the TV?
>>66716380
>2016
>Thinking cycling matters in the US
>Interviewer: ''What changed for since last week?''
>Sagan: ''.... Nothing, just more interview''
kek
>>66716353
Didn't that happen in 2006 too?
who /tommeke/ here?
>>66716399
Here
Soon.
Just ate some schnitzel for lunch, took a wipeless shit, now sipping my freshly ground coffee...
I can't be thankful enough for this c o m f i n e s s.
>>66716399
here
>Tommeke wins
>retires
>cyclinghub down
where to watch decent quality senpaitachi?
>>66716429
Based neighbour.
>NOS fucking it up again.
>>66716429
wow,what a fag
>>66716399
Not me
He's past it
tfw no room for proper tv and have to sit in computer chair watching from the screen
Can we please have some cars/trains riding over the riders today?
Tiz-cycle down
Fuck ASO
>>66716507
stream2watch, Eurosport 1, Stream 3
Works for now
>>66715783
Is it supposed to mean he looks like OJ Simpson?
I wish it would rain hard, boring sunny classic season
>Lars Boom
Cobbles! Cobbles! Cobbles! 2km
http://pastebin.com/jmMGMmSK
pastebin bc spamfilter
p good stream
C-C-C-COBBLESSSS
C O B B L E S
COBBLULZ
So sad they cleaned the mud off the cobbles. Web stones always make for a great race. :(
>>66716633
Do Americlaps watch cycling?
>>66716644
There will be lots of them here during TdF
>>66716644
There's like 4 of us that what the monuments, but we're to us they're way better than TdF.
>>66716662
Wew lad
whats the name of the main eurosport caster? Is that Carlton Kirby?
I always love the chaos in paris roubaix.
>>66716707
I haven't heard him today. Hopefully he's got the day off
>>66716707
I think it's robert hatch? Carlton's in spain for the tour of the basque country... Missing carltons bants
>>66716750
ok, I can't recognize them from their voices, thanks. Comfy britbong voices anyway.
This SBS stream was much better before the TV broadcast started it became just ads ads ads ads ads.
Fuck it we pirating eurosport again.
https://twitter.com/robhatchtv/status/719078396408504320
/comfy/ sean kelly in his /comfy/ hat with his /comfy/ blanket getting the beers in
why doesnt etixx let tony martin try to win it? He should have quite a chance riding away with some distance to go
This is the monument of the year
This is the race that respects its history
Good job france
Has Cav punched anyone yet?
>>66716814
Because Boonen wants the record
>>66716814
Stybar
Terpstra
(Boonen)
>5k viewers in a twitch stream
ebin
>>66716843
yes because thats working out great for them
>>66716843
Stybar is ill isn't he?
>>66716862
at least they have been consistent in failing every race
>>66716844
and its listed in Starcraft streams and has near triple the amount of the most popular real sc2 streamer
>>66716867
Source?
Being a bicycle chain in Paris Roubaix is suffering
>>66716887
more suffering than being Etix fan?
>>66716887
being a bicycle chain will always be suffering m8. Luckily I dont believe in reincarnation otherwise id be scared to come back as one.
Lefevere already thinking who/what he could blame
>>66716886
doesn't sound too serious though
>>66716887
Being balls in Paris Roubaix is suffering. They start the race as man, and finish as a bunch of black eunuchs.
Looks like lampre merida need some more bike...
>>66716927
prayer time ackbar
I hope Tizus stream gets to front page of twitch. Rondes youtube stream had like 10-20k viewers at best, I think.
>>66716907
don't criticize the pat man, it's 2016
(Context: the motor found in the bike during WK cyclocross for woman)
>>66716960
people got angry at people commenting on that thing?
>>66716960
>we're 2016
A living meme.
>>66716960
>the current year
>>66716960
lel
>>66716940
(kek'd)
>german commentary bantzing about shane 'flying mullet' archbold
>'if he had a decent haircut he might even win'
>>66716960
It bothers me how bad Belgians are at English. Just like when you hear the journalists interviewing cyclists in their stunted, erroneous English. Terrible
>>66716960
One more
>>66717015
You should hear how bad english people are at Belgian.
>>66717031
i guess he is having problems with the 140characters rule
>>66717015
u wot m8
We are world class at mastering multiple languages including English.
Top 3 time:
1. Vanmarcke
2. Stybar
3. Spartacus
>>66717039
>Belgian
The speak Belgeuse mate
>>66717116
My bad, it had to be that or Belgish
>>66717116
cheeky
giggled a bit
Where are the french?
>>66717156
locked into their homes without internet acces due to martial law
>>66717105
>>1. Vanmarcke
>2. Stybar
>3. Spartacus
I'm okay with this.
Can anyone link live odds?
>tfw you will never push your rider through the dirt as he tries to get back on the road past a battlefield
>>66717170
this was prerace
last year i made nice buck at betting a 5er on dege at 8.5
>>66717105
1. Sagan
2. Cancellara
3. Stybar
Stream down for anyone else?
>big crash
>etixx, sky, lottojumbo now ahead
are spartacus & sagan in it?
Boom is already behind i guess.
>>66717116
>>66717135
this is why no one understands the scotts
is that fucking Jens Voigt on german eurosport?
how long unti arenberg?
>>66717170
I'll make a new one after arenberg
odds are jumpingh around quite wildly for some of the lower riders
>>66717220
thanks
Ou est Sagan?
>>66717235
currently cancelara and kristoff keep dropping and vanmarke getting better odds
Boonen/vanmarcke in first peloton, sagan/cancellara in 2nd
>>66717220
>Stannard
lel
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/cycling/market/1.122636419
Live betfair prices, market is shit at the moment though, big gaps and spreads
Lotto stroooonk
that Sagan group aint getting back to the front
>>66717268
Thanks a lot m8, I'm about to be arrested and miss the rest of Paris Roubaix
well that explains the changing odds
vanmarke and stybar now bet365 favourites
HYPE FOR ARENBERG
>>66717324
>Lelgium
>>66717346
GOGOGOGO SEP
>>66717364
flat 200meters into arneberg
Arenberg coming up at 95 km
odds now taht the field has split
based tony martin blowing this wide open 100k from the finish
Tony Martin is alpha as fuck
Etixx-quick step losing the race
Using martin in favor of Boonen, against Stybar & Terpstra
why are they blowing so much energy for no reason
>>66717461
>>66717464
PANZERWAGEN
I love race tactics bros
Decisions must be made now that will decide the eventual outcome of the race and there's always so much at stake
bet 365 has closed betting temporarily
i guess due to the crazy splits and arenberg comming up
hold onto your hats
IT'S TIME
CMON BOONEN \o/
Do you think Sagan and Spartacus have a chance, not that their group is looking shit?
captcha: ALGER Arboretum
ARENBERT
R
E
N
B
E
R
T
are sagan and cancellara just getting comfy and gonna turn up the heat after the the aranberg?
based durbo
>>66717558
>are sagan and cancellara just getting comfy and gonna turn up the heat after the the aranberg?
SAGAN ALREADY MOVING FORWARD BREHS
Captcha: 4200 Railroad
really loving the race so far
Unleash Sagan
>>66717596
>railroads
ITS A SIGN
Can't wait for the Cancellara Sagan team pursuit
Boonen looks fucked.... dont worry lad, only 90km to go
Sylvain "underdog" Chavanel will do it
S A G A N
Sagan panicking
bet365 thinking spartakus and sagan will get back with ease now
>>66717683
wait for it.....
Looks like Etixx Quick Step aren't going to make it lads
>>66717689
Who cares about that retarded shit?
>>66717704
>Etixx Quick Choke
we just passed THAT railway crossing
Martin seems to be suffering
EQS wasting Martin for nothing
>>66717688
>1 minute change behind
>90km on cobbles
>has a bigger engine
haha this is just starting
>>66717748
>tfw it's not happening
>>66717763
he has 5-10 k more in him then he dies
>>66717770
like last week
>>66717777
>7777
good post
Gr.Sagan now 1'15 down from boonen. wise move EQS.... enjoy the rest of your day.
Cav racing pretty well
>>66717777
nice get ag2r bro
truly best team (besides Bora-Argon18)
having a chuckle if I think back how sky had fucking suspensions on their pinarellos
>>66717543
>wins at cycling
>does coke
>had underage girlfriend
pretty cool guy desu
>>66717810
can one man be more belgian?
>>66717777
Quads for
AG2R
G
2
R
>>66717828
MAMMA MIA
motorcycle girl, pls be in london
who /mapei/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGpW-88VioQ
>>66717206
Nice flag
>>66717871
disgusting desu
Anyone else want to see what Tony and Sagan could do on the same team?
uh, breaking away at 80km to go Hayman?
I know they're fucking shit this year but what is the idea behind Etixx using Martin so hard so early? Anybody good at /tactics/ here?
How do their tubes last so long?
lower psi? slime?
>>66718014
they are handmade by some 1000 year old french guy. They also use something like 28-40mm tires.
>>66718004
Trying to drop Sagan and Cancellara who got held up in a crash. I doubt it was pre planned
>>66718004
I assume they want to build a large enough gap on Sagan and Cancellara to put Boonen in a position where he can be released in a good position
>>66718004
I think the idea is that Boonen could win a sprint from a smaller group but Martin obviously isn't strong enough to keep it separate for 100km and there are riders like EBH in that group now
>>66718014
much wider tires (>=28c) too
personally I am just mad at Etixx because they are obviously monopolizing the supply of blue Rudy Project Tralyxes that I want
That mad aussie
>>66718014
Pretty sure they use tubular tires so they're less likely to get the kind of pinch flats you'd expect on that kind of terrain.
Since they just get a new wheel from a support vehicle it doesn't matter that they're a pain in the ass to change.
>>66718014
>slime
they generally all run low PSI and fatter tyres designed basically for this race. Some people ride tubeless becasue reasons
>no brazil itt
I fucking hate you all
any stream that isn't getting killed by ASO all the time?
>>66718182
no hate m8
>>66718211
>http://pluzz.francetv.fr/france3
If you can with your Danish IP
>http://www.stream-foot.info/streaming/22770/paris-roubaix.html
Got money on Spartacus, how am I looking lads?
>>66718182
calm down hans
>>66718211
http://www.fixalen.tv/20150920
/vv-1148850--55fe4e223aab74.58368226.html
Quality isn't great but it works
>>66718261
>>66718271
thanks guys, that'll do
>>66718266
Good right now. Slowly cutting in to the lead and getting closer to the front.
>Lotto Yumbo
Why is it allowed ?
Gr. Sagan/Cancellara allegedly closing in
>>66718330
they had been :40+ behind boonen hovering above :30 now. Both groups are going to catch the break and meet up at this rate.
>>66718211
Don't you have TV2?
Based trio of Ritter, Rolf and Leth
>>66718280
She'll be right mate.
>>66718375
unfortunately I don't have a tv at the moment. I miss based Ritter and Rolf banter and Leth's tales about castles and other random shit.
>Lotto guy trying to eat the musette
they must be going harder than it looks
>tfw forgot this was a thing
http://www.letour.fr/paris-roubaix/2016/us/live/aso/
at least ASO is good for something
how bout Boasson-Hagen? he looks good
>>66718213
>>66718268
where are the memes?
>>66718402
Rolf is mostly just talking about his own experiences while coughing, Ritter is spouting facts all over the place and Leth is mostly silent but with poetic descriptions of the events in the race
Cycling is just not the same without the three of them
>>66718479
he's gonna be in a great position until last 3 kms where he'll disappear like usual
>>66718513
lol, hopefully TV2 will keep those 3 untill Leth dies.
OH SHIT
here we go
HAPPENING
here we fucking go
Spartacus found the button for his engine
[ ] Not happening
[x] Happening
Ouch
Spartacus going!
REV UP THOSE HIDDEN ENGINES
Vanmarcke comfy
put a 5er on stannard finnishing podium
Imagine being in the front group and having the directeur sportif shouting in your ear "SAGAN AND CANCELLARA ARE ATTACKING!!"
RIP Chava ;__;
>Sky
Kill them all
Damn, everybody are afraid as fuck of Cancellara and Sagan
Where is Popovych?
Just woke up, how's it looking?
This is the race. Sky gonna break
>>66718758
in grSag/Can most likely. I saw him step off the gas couple minutes ago
this must be relaxing for the anus
>>66718758
ded
Sky capitalising on Tony martins work desu
>>66718781
4sky ina an elite group pushing tempo
40 sec ahgead of cancellara and sagan
>sky
sky ded
>sky
PUCCIO
nice roll
That fucking bunnyhop.
>>66718721
MEME MAGIC
E
M
E
M
A
G
I
C
WHOA
that helps cancellara
>>66718783
I called it. Sky wishes they could perform in the classics.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
>TEAM SKY
RIP SKY
SAGAN, CANCELLARA TIME
>that ninja roll by Rowe
>asphalt
>has sky ever been in a better position?
wew lad
fucking hell sky
>camera cuts away just as his front wheel goes
AGAIN
holy shit
kek
SKY CVCKS FALLEN / 4
Oi Dave..... How about you make the marginal gain of your riders staying upright?!
HAHAHAHH
>>>>> sky
>Sky
clumsy italians
HOLY SHIT
>SKY
>SKY
>SKY
>the city of sky
should have cooked with bora
>TEAM SKY
ANOTHER ONE
>Équipe Ciel
>sky in charge of staying upright
EQS busting their ass all day and Sky fucks it all up in 2 minutes
>Sky
>If Geraint Thomas was here we could make slippy G jokes
>>66718907
BITES THE DUST
JUST
>>66718939
Stannard did well to avoid both
OFFICIAL THEME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HKoqNJtMTQ
>>66718971
kek
>>66718911
>An fhoireann spéir
>>66718939
52.3km
51.2km
2 times in 1.1km
>>66718971
my sides
>>66718971
I rate this post
>>66718939
>>66718971
DOHOHOHO
>Burghardt almost in a ditch
>>66718971
madman
>Giant in charge of sharing the load
honestly Cance and Sagan are stronger than anyone in that front group so they should just go for it
SEP
Sep is going!
FUUUUUUUUUUG
cancelara down
>cancellara
CANCELLARA DOWN
The mud
CANCELACHOKE
RIP SPARTAKUS
lol rekt
OH SHIT
THIS FUCKING RACE!!
Sagan lives, Spartacus kek'd
>SHITCELARRA
cancellara ded
RIP
SPARTACUS!!! noooo
Spartacus: mud and sand
I don't even mind that it's not raining.
Sagan will win this now
when were you when spartcus was kill
SAGOAT 2bh
Holy shit
dem Sagan mountainbiking skills saving him again
FUCKING BASED SAGAN!
1agan now desu
>>66719122
>>66719123
>>66719139
fuck i missed it
BASED Erviti
BASED WHEELIE
post >yfw Stannard cucks Etixx again
holy fucking shit sagan
>>66719123
everyone rekt but sagan casually hopped over
the two sky Italians won't feel so bad now
VARDY
A
R
D
Y
Erviti ftw
Fabian mad af
>3'07"
no chance ;__;
respect for cancellara for trying but he will never make it
Like this post if you think Cancellara should be allowed to turn his bike engine on to get back to the group
Can tommeke still win? I am not watching right now
Rowe tried it and Sagan did it into the mud. What a GOAT.
>>66719491
>UCI does a formula e and fans can vote for a rider to get extra motor power
>>66719123
SAGAN
A
G
A
N
>>66719491
Share if you think Astana meme car should give Cancellara a bottle
>>66719602
by god that bottle was the stickiest i have ever seen
>>66719602
lyl
Sagan's group is full of literally whos. I hope they are good riders.
>>66719715
This is sadly over for Pe1er
>>66719715
He's fucked desu. The lead group has way too many competent cobblers
i know i shouldn't get my hopes up for edvald but damn he's in a good position now
>>66719264
they're actually gonna win it the madmen
>>66719715
Gonna have to go alone but he can't catch that group by himself.
>>66719715
He'll have to do it by himself. His race is over I fear, unless he has enough left in the tank to go full gas on the next hard section and try to bridge alone.
>>66719123
It was some nice meme steering but it didn't matter, he's fucked.
>>66719715
Sinkeldam already won Paris-Roubaix
[spoiler]the youth version[/spoiler]
Who /Vanmarcke/ now ?
>>66719852
yes
>>66719852
I'm /Sieberg/ now
BORA
O
R
A
>>66720002
always was a /lifelong/ Sieberg fan
For me, that's the revolution.
predicting that van Baarle and Sagan will try to make the jump later
You'd think Bora would do well in northern france where theres loads of retired farmers, or as I call them. ex-tractor fans
Who still /Tommeke/ hier?
TOMMEKE TOMMEKE WAT DOE JE NU
>>66720068
Wow.
>>66720065
there is not really a later, not too much distance left.
first British winner of Paris Roubaix today lads
>your own teammate doesn't wanna do work
lel
everything quiet before the storm
I'm /Erviti/ now.
It's going to be decided in the velodrome desu. I reckon 5 guys will go for the sprint
who /edvaldboassonhagan/ now?
Heja Norge
>>66720100
here
tommeke boonen allé
Did I just see Sagan drifting off the back of Gr.Sagan?
>stannard's hairline
when will he sign for alpecin?
>>66720333
bedankt voor de steun
VARDY
A
R
D
Y
>>66720427
Madman
>>66720427
Thanks for the spoiler :^)
why is lance armstrong not competing?
>>66720324
I guess. Heja lillebror.
>>66720427
Chat shit get banged
>>66720540
i want a 1v1 ulle vs lance paris-roubaix without any other riders
>>66720593
just add some Shimano cars
>>66720540
He doesn't ride cobbled classics
>>66720593
sounds like a novel. "Uli & Lance in search of the magic epo fountain"
maybe they can do more adventures together
>>66720540
He was winning by 22 minutes but crashed out
>Rowe
what are the odds on stannard?
>luke rowe
o-odds now?
>>66720693
Took a shortcut across a field.... in the wrondg direction
>Hayman
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Who /Hayman/ here?
>>66720765
absolute madman
>>66720765
Reporting in.
>The guy in the yellow jesey will win PR
also, which of these riders have track experience?
>hayman for the win and as he crosses the finish line he makes an authentic australian shitpost in this thread
>>66720795
stannard i gues, just by being a brit
Lads, is this the GOAT cycling season up until now?
C O B B L E S
BULLIED TEH FUCK OUT
HERE GOES SEP
VANMARCKE
>>66720843
YES
SEP
>>66720843
yes
Hayman dropped
SEP
IT'S HAPPENING!
S E P
E
P
hektik as fuck cornering by based sep
feels bad for Hayman, single mistake and its almost ogre
FUCJK
SEP
E
P
S E P
E
P
sep has got legs like a traction engine
Lotto Jumbo is love
EXSEPTIONAL
E
P
who /belgian/ here?
why is lotto nl jumbo allowed to wear a yellow jersey?
>>66720942
This is why they get to wear the yellow jerseys.
>>66720942
ALLOWED
MATTY
S E P
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HAYMAN
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HAYMAN THE ULTIMATE MADMAN
INSEPTION!
lol Hayman what the fuck
HAYMAN!!
gogogogogogogogo
goddamn hayman
>heyman rejoins
vanmarke to have a flat
I don't think he's going to make it lads
>>66721070
y u do dis :(
>>66721070
SHUTTU UPPU
>>66721070
shut your filthy mouth.
Sagan would have smoked these guys. Shame. Hopefully Sep just takes it.
>>66721084
i agree
Boasson with cramps! FUCK!
This race is too good.
>>66721084
Shut uuuuuup! He is going to win this. Fact.
>>66721103
seasonal greetings, lance armstrong
fucking hell lads
He's ded
GO! someone! nao!
sep caught... is it OGRE?
second week running we'll hit the bump limit with the last 5k!
How far back is the second group?
based race
>>66721174
minute
please god let it be anyone else, but not ORICA
such suspense
>>66721191
As always. Best cycling race there is 2bh
how big a mountain of coke will boonen do in celebration if he wins?
>>66721229
>not wanting john west to win
5k before the finish line is a 400-500m 2% climb. Might be where it is all decided
BOONEN GOGOGO
>>66721245
0.5 pantanis.....
>tfw no cyclling qt gf
>>66721228
I saw that but there aren't 10 riders in the front anymore so I figured it was wrong.
>>66721229
mean
>>66721270
why live
>>66721229
>I want my meme riders to win
pls
>21 second lead
Go on Pe1er 1agan!
>>66721272
Group Erviti is some 20 secs back I think
>>66721270
why must you remind me?
>>66721307
thats not sagan group
>>66721270
>that midget seat post height
>>66721270
>dat saddleheight
does she have midget legs?
INSEPTION
who is Poursuivants? fucking frenchies and their french centered nobody riders
HERE GOES STANNARD
nobody even bothering to follow
Stanndard is fucked, or bluffing?
STANNARD FREE!
Stannard gonna win very rested
NOOOooooo!
>>66721364B
Bluff
Holy shit this race
>>66721326
She's apparently colombian so she might be an actual midget or an attention whore.
>>66721358
Is this bait?
stannardwinslol
stannard hard trolling
>5km
>>66721358
go make your own paris-roubaix and tdf if you're not happy
good effort big lad
hopefully Boonen wins the sprint
lel Michel Wuyts is so chauvinistic.
"STANNARD GOING!! GET HIM!! GET HIM SEP!!"
Lotto Jumbo is life
edvald got this easy
Boasson got this in the bag. Mark my words
>>66721413
kek
boason hagen is the only one in the group just casually following them along and I think he will win because of this. All these attacks will make the rest too tired. Whats the odds on basedson hagen?
This fucking skoda trying to kill people.
>>66721426
he looks dead though
How do you rate this race so far?
Oh fuck no fuck off Sky.
jesus christ this fucking race
NO SEP IT'S NOT TIME YET
>>66721443
Who even rides for team skoda?
jesus christ this race
I'm gonna turn off the tv and just check the results afterwards lads I can't take the suspense anymore
Tom you cheeky fuck.
>>66721486
8/10. Could be 10/10 had Cancellara not crashed so that him and Sagan had a chance to get back on
>>66721486
10/10 you crazy?
AUSTRALIA DOES IT AGAIN
Get this fucking Britbong!
HAYMAN
lol hayman
WHAT A FINAL
HAYMAN YOU MADMAN
the absolute madhayman
>>66721492
Tractor cunt.
MY HEART
MUH DIIKKKK
if Hayman goes again Boonen won't be able to get him
>>66721486
>>66721503
This. 10/10 if Boonen pulls this one out
MY DICK
this fucking race
ALLEZ HAYMAN
fuck me I'm almost shaking
Sep the madman
SEP
AHHHHH LAST POST BEFORE FINAL
OHHH SHIIT
SEP
Fuck me! THIS IS AMZE BALLS
this is mental
LADS THIS IS MENTAL
Come on Matty take off.
sep! sep! sep!
JUST
fug :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
FUCCKKKKK
hayman the madman
FUCKING HOW
STRAYA CUNT
this race made me erect
HAYMAN THE MADMAN
>>66721547
Is that Louis?
HAYMAN
STRAYA FUCK YEAH
HAYMAN
STRAYA FUCK YEAH
HAYMAN
STRAYA FUCK YEAH
HAYMAN
STRAYA FUCK YEAH
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
B
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>Hayman
kek
The absolute madman
VOI VITUN VITTU
>>66721503
fuck that, 9.5/10. Epic win for Hayman
HEY MAN
THAT WAS GOAT TBQH
LOL
>BOONEN
Hayman actually did it the absolute madman
GAYMAN DID IT
What are race lads
>Hayman has no idea who he is or where he is
THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT HAHAHAHA
he should've won
fcuuuuukkk
he got ingesloten
NOOOOoooooooooooo!
Wew. Hayman's 100% spent.
What a legend.
HE DOESNT EVEN REALIZE HE WON
>is this real life
>I won it? I fucking won it!
MADMAN
HAYMADMAN
HAYMANE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>Where the fuck am I?
>etixx quick choke
who /johnwestthebest/ here?
>Boonen cucked by the eternal Anglo again
A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
B
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>>66721229
>the city of you
>ETIXX QUICK CHOKE
>hay man what just happened
ayo hol up
you be sayin that...
I haz wun?
Fuck why am I out of breath?
HE FUCKING DID IT THE MAD MAN
quick post salmon in honor of australia and hayman
S T R A Y A _ C U N T
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does anyone have wojak waving strayan flag?
>Eyyy man
>>66721756
S T R A Y A
le ebin hayhay
HAY MAN HOL UP
*steals race*
RIP Spartacus
tears
>>66721843
kek
>CHOKELARA
RUDE
do they not have drainage in france
Both the Tour of Flanders and Paris Roubaix have been amazing
See you for Amstel next week and Liege Bastogne Liege after that bros
xxx
>Fabian crashing in the velodrome while carrying a swiss flag
lel
>you're riding the last paris-roubaix of your career
>suddenly this young stud appears and steals the victory
wut do?
>cancellara falling again with the flag
sums up his day pretty much
>hayman and boonen talking dutch
these emotions man
>>66721923
Yeah see you next week bros
>>66721910
nah we let your mom do the job
>>66721968
probably spill spaghetti, and curl up inside my countrys flag and then cry
>>66721968
To be fair it was probably going to be the last of his career too.
we gonna get comfy again for the Ardennes, yeah?
>>66721923
I have been eating my comfy blanket and swimming in a pool of sweat
See you next week
also
>tfw an epic race like this is over
>>66722032
what else
"kristoff komt er nu pas aan"
dohohoh
>>66721968
>young
haha
>>66722055
Giro
See you, lads.
>Amstel gold race rides through my street
Already have my chair and beer ready.
see you lads next week xxx
>win 3 races during 100 years of racing
>one of them is paris-roubaix
>>66722126
make a sign so we can see you
Giro and Tour of California next month too. More good times coming gentleman. C U next week
>>66722181
giro followed by late night ToC comfy
loving it
>>66722193
tfw not neet anymore ;_;
>>66722126
/comfy/ banner or gtfo
>>66722202
share that feel
home in time for the finish though
>>66722126
>tfw Giro will go through my street
>tfw I am not there but still be on Bonaire instead
7_7
>>66722147
I live kinda remote so that could work.
>>66722147
huge pile of john west cans
>>66722202
same ;_;
>>66722214
this pls
see you in one week anons
>>66722202
congrats bro! I'm working on it, but the eurosport app will allow in job /comfy/ness to continue
who /hyped/ for amstel gold race here? This classics season is fucking amazing
>>66722202
>>66722250
same
Not being able to watch giro, tour & vuelta everyday like i've been doing the last years.
>>66722270
>not neet anymore
>congrats
>>66722202
>>66722221
>>66722315
end yourself
>>66722301
sorry lad but
PR>Flanders>LBL>>>Sanremo>amstel
>>66722315
>workload at job in july is minimal
>mfw following Tour livestream at work
Boss doesn't care as long as we get our shit done
I wish I lived in Belgium so I could watch races in some comfy belgian bar and get wasted with quality belgian beer
>>66722240
>take an old sheet out of your filthy closet
>write down /comfy/ with some cheap paint
>get some sticks so you can hold it in the air or plant it near the road if it's not crowded
>???
>be immortal
>>66722523
are there any finnish riders worth mentioning btw?
>>66722566
no. Veikkanen retired and he was just an ok domestique anyway.
>>66722585
sucks. See ya next week anon
>>66722523
>greece that low
Is that chart from twenty years ago?
>too lazy to plan internship properly
>will have holiday from may to september because its now too late to start one before that time
im almost happy with my incompetence. Going to spend all spring and summer cycling.
>>66722700
they are probably too lazy to commit suicide
>>66722784
kek
STRAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>66722995
are you the tuna
Fuck all youse cuntz, straya4lyf
I loved the blank stare after he won. Must be such a surreal thing to win a big race like this above all expectation after 260km, and then probably wondering if its just a dream.
>800/1
poetry
>>66724129
oh man, that's embarrassing.
>>66724129
kek, pretty nice save though
>>66724129
kek i missed that thx lad
https://youtu.be/09d0izYw8Dw?t=3h35m42s
the finale for anyone interested
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![John_West[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4FHG7IH.jpg "John West[1]")
