The Hell of the North is upon us, lads
>257.5 km
>using pedals
>Yuropsport streaming the entire event
>2015 winner digenkolb is kill
>Will 2agan/Hagen/Spartacus wnl?
>>66715506
IT'S TIME
Feeling super /comfy/ lads.
Can't wait for the race to get started.
Anyone got a good streaming site for it?
>>66715564
it might be on NBCsp
>>66715564
cyclinghub i guess
My body is ready
>>66715564
yeah it's on nbcSP right now
>>66715564
http://cyclinghub.tv/livestream
try this
just had breakfast getting /comfy/
fug why not carlton kirby on eurosport? I was looking forward to a comfy afternoon with kirby bants.
I've been watching live footage from the start for 10 minutes and the Sky rider and lefternmost IAM cycling rider haven't said anything to eachother, they've just been staring ahead while everyone around them is chatting
Are they autistic
>>66715680
Yes.
We're off
>using saddles
>>66715734
1.5 km underway
loose saddle
how
kek
I suddenly feel an urge to visit Israel.
who /giantalpecin/ here?
Hi where are the memes
Morning lads.....
do we know who's directing? are we about to get some of christian prudhomme's sunroof bants?
>>66715770
John West lad is out in the bush....
>>66715770
Tune into the sporza livestream. You can listen in on two Dutch cyclists bantering about people watching at home
Disc brakes holy shit we 2005 now.
/notcomfy/
Here we go lads
Off we go for reals
Christian getting /comfy/
>>66715839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr73zhU0JB8
is 2agan riding?
>>66715875
Yes but we need to retire the 2agan nickname. He's a world champion who also soloed to the tour of flanders and won Gent Wevelgem. It no longer applies
Première échappée !
Pe1er??
>>66715884
>Yes but we need to retire the 2agan nickname. He's a world champion who also soloed to the tour of flanders and won Gent Wevelgem. It no longer applies
Now that they are selling his team I can't use the First Place or Gulag memephoto anymore too.
It was never about Sagan, it was about stupid announcers and his team owner bitching that he always got podium.
Of course he is one of the best. He'll just never be an all around rider.
very /comfy/, going to cook some risotto and salmon, then settle in for the 5 hours of racing
>>66715803
hope he wont die to some platypus or emu ;_;
ikr... i've sort of got used to his shitposting now... wondering if he'll start using the new range john west have bought out..
how many hours until something happens do we think?
Aww yiss cycling again. Hello, lads.
>>66715966
Cook some for me too pls?
At what time are they gonna hit the Arenberg pavé?
>>66715559
Are you a cobblestone addict?
>ASO chopping streams
>>66716044
Between 2.30 - 2.45pm
>>66716044
theyll enter at 2:30 - 2-50 CET speed depending...theres a time sheet on steephill but it wont let me pst the link
Need to make a quick trip to the shop. What should I buy?
>>66716093
Choc ice
A gf
>>66716085
>>66716091
nice, thanks lads.
>>66716103
Where can I buy a gf?
>>66716093
Talvisota Mint Vodka is great m8
>>66716093
and a hot tea for sean kelly
>>66716093
ES energy drink ::::-----DD
>>66716093
>stream down
>>66716084
Yeah. I reverted to the official, crappy quality, Phil Ligget commentated SBS stream and now it's freezing up and buffering and the quality keeps going to shit.
I should be thankful that I even have a legit stream but the pirates just do such a better job.
>>66716115
>pic
ayy
>>66716111
Tesco
goddamn ASO and their no fun allowed mentality
lads. I've had enough. all these cooker heads up in my face. what do?
Some good photos here
http://www.steephill.tv/2016/paris-roubaix/photos/page-02/
Heading out now /usingpedals/. Gonna see if I can find some cobbles.
>>66716135
you are lucky
as an architect i have to say Bora is the rrvolution in the kitchen.
cooking in fresh air and no range hood!
FIELD SPLITS
ESCHELONS
das based
>>66716127
>Phil Ligget
will he ever die
>>66716144
That sounds pretty good but I'm sure I could never afford such an unobtrusive and efficient system in my kitchen
>euros live in such small apartments with galley kitchens that they can't even get a proper range hood.
on the other hand here in the US people have 20k granite kitchens but never use them except to reheat food.
>>66716218
Stop being jelly of our god-tier commieblocks.
>tfw no bike storage
Why does eurosport player so much?
720p is only available with french commentary either that or I choose the stream with no commentary at all.
In that regard, can anyone recommend me a service where I can watch this in true HD live?
>>66716295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNMDOTuHYfQ
>>66716261
>tfw moved to Eastern Germany so that I can live in old commie blocks for 200€ a month
comfy.
gonna be slippery
https://twitter.com/ElisaMadiot/status/719105407021641728
>>66716295
I know, I'm minded to write them a letter. Wasn't it in 1080p last year?
>>66716295
>he doesnt speak french
>be in Ramones
>die
>music sold for ads by your nephew vinnie
sporza pls I don't care about muh panama papers
>>66716321
Not to my knowledge, it was the same sad story wiht TdF and Giro.
Also writing them a letter isn't gonna change anything, you can read alot of bad stories about their costumer service.
>>66716332
Yeah I made sure to forget it as soon as I got out of school.
oh I completely forgot the rail crossing meme was last year
good times
All the fucking streams are getting taken down. What do I have to do to watch some goddamn cycling in the US. :/
Stream down?
http://tiz-cycling.ml/live-stream/
>>66716353
Riders will get rekt by the police if they do it again. I can't wait.
>11.36 am
>streams are already ded/shit
>>66716355
Turn on the TV?
>>66716380
>2016
>Thinking cycling matters in the US
>Interviewer: ''What changed for since last week?''
>Sagan: ''.... Nothing, just more interview''
kek
>>66716353
Didn't that happen in 2006 too?
who /tommeke/ here?
>>66716399
Here
>>66716317
Soon.
Just ate some schnitzel for lunch, took a wipeless shit, now sipping my freshly ground coffee...
I can't be thankful enough for this c o m f i n e s s.
>>66716399
here
>Tommeke wins
>retires
>>66716427
>cyclinghub down
where to watch decent quality senpaitachi?
>>66716429
Based neighbour.
>NOS fucking it up again.
>>66715770
>>66716429
wow,what a fag
>>66716399
Not me
He's past it
tfw no room for proper tv and have to sit in computer chair watching from the screen
Can we please have some cars/trains riding over the riders today?
Tiz-cycle down
Fuck ASO
>>66716507
stream2watch, Eurosport 1, Stream 3
Works for now
>>66715783
Is it supposed to mean he looks like OJ Simpson?
I wish it would rain hard, boring sunny classic season
>Lars Boom
Cobbles! Cobbles! Cobbles! 2km
http://pastebin.com/jmMGMmSK
pastebin bc spamfilter
p good stream
C-C-C-COBBLESSSS
C O B B L E S
COBBLULZ
So sad they cleaned the mud off the cobbles. Web stones always make for a great race. :(
>>66716633
Do Americlaps watch cycling?
>>66716644
There will be lots of them here during TdF
>>66716644
There's like 4 of us that what the monuments, but we're to us they're way better than TdF.
>>66716662
Wew lad
whats the name of the main eurosport caster? Is that Carlton Kirby?
I always love the chaos in paris roubaix.
>>66716707
I haven't heard him today. Hopefully he's got the day off
>>66716707
I think it's robert hatch? Carlton's in spain for the tour of the basque country... Missing carltons bants
>>66716750
ok, I can't recognize them from their voices, thanks. Comfy britbong voices anyway.
This SBS stream was much better before the TV broadcast started it became just ads ads ads ads ads.
Fuck it we pirating eurosport again.
https://twitter.com/robhatchtv/status/719078396408504320
/comfy/ sean kelly in his /comfy/ hat with his /comfy/ blanket getting the beers in
why doesnt etixx let tony martin try to win it? He should have quite a chance riding away with some distance to go
This is the monument of the year
This is the race that respects its history
Good job france
Has Cav punched anyone yet?
>>66716814
Because Boonen wants the record
>>66716814
Stybar
Terpstra
(Boonen)
>5k viewers in a twitch stream
ebin
>>66716843
yes because thats working out great for them
>>66716843
Stybar is ill isn't he?
>>66716862
at least they have been consistent in failing every race
>>66716844
and its listed in Starcraft streams and has near triple the amount of the most popular real sc2 streamer
>>66716867
Source?
Being a bicycle chain in Paris Roubaix is suffering
>>66716887
more suffering than being Etix fan?
>>66716887
being a bicycle chain will always be suffering m8. Luckily I dont believe in reincarnation otherwise id be scared to come back as one.
Lefevere already thinking who/what he could blame
>>66716886
doesn't sound too serious though
>>66716887
Being balls in Paris Roubaix is suffering. They start the race as man, and finish as a bunch of black eunuchs.
Looks like lampre merida need some more bike...
>>66716927
prayer time ackbar
I hope Tizus stream gets to front page of twitch. Rondes youtube stream had like 10-20k viewers at best, I think.
>>66716907
don't criticize the pat man, it's 2016
(Context: the motor found in the bike during WK cyclocross for woman)
>>66716960
people got angry at people commenting on that thing?
>>66716960
>we're 2016
A living meme.
>>66716960
>the current year
>>66716960
lel
>>66716940
(kek'd)
>german commentary bantzing about shane 'flying mullet' archbold
>'if he had a decent haircut he might even win'
>>66716960
It bothers me how bad Belgians are at English. Just like when you hear the journalists interviewing cyclists in their stunted, erroneous English. Terrible
>>66716960
One more
>>66717015
You should hear how bad english people are at Belgian.
>>66717031
i guess he is having problems with the 140characters rule
>>66717015
u wot m8
We are world class at mastering multiple languages including English.
Top 3 time:
1. Vanmarcke
2. Stybar
3. Spartacus
>>66717039
>Belgian
The speak Belgeuse mate
>>66717116
My bad, it had to be that or Belgish
>>66717116
cheeky
giggled a bit
Where are the french?
>>66717156
locked into their homes without internet acces due to martial law
>>66717105
>>1. Vanmarcke
>2. Stybar
>3. Spartacus
I'm okay with this.
Can anyone link live odds?
>tfw you will never push your rider through the dirt as he tries to get back on the road past a battlefield
>>66717170
this was prerace
last year i made nice buck at betting a 5er on dege at 8.5
>>66717105
1. Sagan
2. Cancellara
3. Stybar
Stream down for anyone else?
>big crash
>etixx, sky, lottojumbo now ahead
are spartacus & sagan in it?
Boom is already behind i guess.
>>66717116
>>66717135
this is why no one understands the scotts
is that fucking Jens Voigt on german eurosport?
how long unti arenberg?
>>66717170
I'll make a new one after arenberg
odds are jumpingh around quite wildly for some of the lower riders
>>66717220
thanks
Ou est Sagan?
>>66717235
currently cancelara and kristoff keep dropping and vanmarke getting better odds
Boonen/vanmarcke in first peloton, sagan/cancellara in 2nd
>>66717220
>Stannard
lel
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/cycling/market/1.122636419
Live betfair prices, market is shit at the moment though, big gaps and spreads
Lotto stroooonk
that Sagan group aint getting back to the front
>>66717268
Thanks a lot m8, I'm about to be arrested and miss the rest of Paris Roubaix
well that explains the changing odds
vanmarke and stybar now bet365 favourites
HYPE FOR ARENBERG
>>66717324
>Lelgium
>>66717346
GOGOGOGO SEP
>>66717364
flat 200meters into arneberg
Arenberg coming up at 95 km
odds now taht the field has split
based tony martin blowing this wide open 100k from the finish
Tony Martin is alpha as fuck
Etixx-quick step losing the race
Using martin in favor of Boonen, against Stybar & Terpstra
why are they blowing so much energy for no reason
>>66717461
>>66717464
PANZERWAGEN
I love race tactics bros
Decisions must be made now that will decide the eventual outcome of the race and there's always so much at stake
bet 365 has closed betting temporarily
i guess due to the crazy splits and arenberg comming up
hold onto your hats
IT'S TIME
CMON BOONEN \o/
Do you think Sagan and Spartacus have a chance, not that their group is looking shit?
captcha: ALGER Arboretum
ARENBERT
R
E
N
B
E
R
T
are sagan and cancellara just getting comfy and gonna turn up the heat after the the aranberg?
based durbo
>>66717558
>are sagan and cancellara just getting comfy and gonna turn up the heat after the the aranberg?
SAGAN ALREADY MOVING FORWARD BREHS
Captcha: 4200 Railroad
really loving the race so far
Unleash Sagan
>>66717596
>railroads
ITS A SIGN
Can't wait for the Cancellara Sagan team pursuit
Boonen looks fucked.... dont worry lad, only 90km to go
Sylvain "underdog" Chavanel will do it
S A G A N
Sagan panicking
bet365 thinking spartakus and sagan will get back with ease now
>>66717683
wait for it.....
Looks like Etixx Quick Step aren't going to make it lads
>>66717689
Who cares about that retarded shit?
>>66717704
>Etixx Quick Choke
we just passed THAT railway crossing
Martin seems to be suffering
EQS wasting Martin for nothing
>>66717688
>1 minute change behind
>90km on cobbles
>has a bigger engine
haha this is just starting
>>66717748
>tfw it's not happening
>>66717763
he has 5-10 k more in him then he dies
>>66717770
like last week
>>66717777
>7777
good post
Gr.Sagan now 1'15 down from boonen. wise move EQS.... enjoy the rest of your day.
Cav racing pretty well
>>66717777
nice get ag2r bro
truly best team (besides Bora-Argon18)
having a chuckle if I think back how sky had fucking suspensions on their pinarellos
>>66717543
>wins at cycling
>does coke
>had underage girlfriend
pretty cool guy desu
>>66717810
can one man be more belgian?
>>66717777
Quads for
AG2R
G
2
R
>>66717828
MAMMA MIA
motorcycle girl, pls be in london
who /mapei/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGpW-88VioQ
>>66717206
Nice flag
>>66717871
disgusting desu
Anyone else want to see what Tony and Sagan could do on the same team?
uh, breaking away at 80km to go Hayman?
I know they're fucking shit this year but what is the idea behind Etixx using Martin so hard so early? Anybody good at /tactics/ here?
How do their tubes last so long?
lower psi? slime?
>>66718014
they are handmade by some 1000 year old french guy. They also use something like 28-40mm tires.
>>66718004
Trying to drop Sagan and Cancellara who got held up in a crash. I doubt it was pre planned
>>66718004
I assume they want to build a large enough gap on Sagan and Cancellara to put Boonen in a position where he can be released in a good position
>>66718004
I think the idea is that Boonen could win a sprint from a smaller group but Martin obviously isn't strong enough to keep it separate for 100km and there are riders like EBH in that group now
>>66718014
much wider tires (>=28c) too
personally I am just mad at Etixx because they are obviously monopolizing the supply of blue Rudy Project Tralyxes that I want
That mad aussie
>>66718014
Pretty sure they use tubular tires so they're less likely to get the kind of pinch flats you'd expect on that kind of terrain.
Since they just get a new wheel from a support vehicle it doesn't matter that they're a pain in the ass to change.
>>66718014
>slime
they generally all run low PSI and fatter tyres designed basically for this race. Some people ride tubeless becasue reasons
>no brazil itt
I fucking hate you all
any stream that isn't getting killed by ASO all the time?
>>66718182
no hate m8
>>66718211
>http://pluzz.francetv.fr/france3
If you can with your Danish IP
>http://www.stream-foot.info/streaming/22770/paris-roubaix.html
Got money on Spartacus, how am I looking lads?
>>66718182
calm down hans
>>66718211
http://www.fixalen.tv/20150920
/vv-1148850--55fe4e223aab74.58368226.html
Quality isn't great but it works
>>66718266
>>66718261
>>66718271
thanks guys, that'll do
>>66718266
Good right now. Slowly cutting in to the lead and getting closer to the front.
>Lotto Yumbo
Why is it allowed ?
Gr. Sagan/Cancellara allegedly closing in
>>66718330
they had been :40+ behind boonen hovering above :30 now. Both groups are going to catch the break and meet up at this rate.
>>66718211
Don't you have TV2?
Based trio of Ritter, Rolf and Leth
>>66718280
She'll be right mate.
>>66718375
unfortunately I don't have a tv at the moment. I miss based Ritter and Rolf banter and Leth's tales about castles and other random shit.
>Lotto guy trying to eat the musette
they must be going harder than it looks