Pre-MOTD Thread
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Running order: West Ham v Arsenal, Man City v West Brom, Southampton v Newcastle, Crystal Palace v Norwich, Aston Villa v Bournemouth, Swansea v Chelsea, Watford v Everton
can't believe leicester are actually going to win the league
Wot time does it start you fucking c-note?
>>66701762
haha
this batty boy doesn't have a tv guide
>>66701757
I still don't believe they will. I want them to, but it seems unbelievable.
>>66701757
>>66701811
Will it make the league seem great, or shite?
>>66701827
To the eyes of 4chan? shite.
But imho it shouldn't, what makes a league seem great or shite is how they do in European competition.
>Leicester in the Champions League
10 MINUTE WARNING
THIS TELEVISION PROGRAM WILL START IN 10 MINUTES
>>66701757
It would be even less believable if Arsenal won it.
>>66701896
Not yet confirmed, they need 6 for that.
>>66701969
*6 points
Everton are shite :(
>>66701969
So essentially confirmed then
>>66701985
piss off you jebend
what's the record that derby had
can villa beat it?
>>66702039
>jebend
Haven't heard that one before
I don't really care if we use this one or not, that's not my thread, I just don't get why this one was made
>>66702065
Either way it's just nice to see they're finally fucking off
Will be interesting to see what Boro and Burnley do with all the cash money though
almost caught the scores on BBC news then haha
Who /Kent/ here?
Might not watch motd tbhlads
Fucking hate Michael McInshite
>>66702170
What did you fill in for hobbies mate?
>>66702237
nah lad you may as well now your here
>>66702246
But mate, man drawer!
>>66702249
Telling people off on sp
>>66702249
banter and torres-posting
Will BBC ever make good comedy again?
>>66702246
That advert made me want to actively avoid his show
football
>>66702270
Nah. British TV is so embarrassingly shite right now.
>>66702261
This isn't a real place
Why do boxers schedule fights so they clash with MOTD
Absolute cretins
Any of you lads been watching the OJ Simpson thing?
>>66702303
What channel famalam?
is it me or did those line-up faces look animated?
First time Iv look forward to match of the day in yonks
Based puncheon
>>66702270
Him&Her was the last good thing they made
arsenal fan TV was a laugh lads
>>66702279
did he spit on himself
>>66702318
BBC 2 I think desu
>>66702294
w-what?
will wenger ever win a title again
cum on the arsenal
>>66702348
You made it up la
>>66702355
Not in England he won't
>>66702303
yh, best thing on tv 2bhfam
>supporting arsenal
Why are aresnal so shit? Serious question
>>66702355
maybe in qatar or china
>monreal going to complain to the ref after his mate just scored
>knee-sliding celebration to bring it back to 2-1
>>66702388
Wonga
West Ham looking dangerous as fuark.
Carroll 4 England
anyone else excited that Jonathan Pearce will be doing robot wars again?
Is Iwobi the real deal or another Rashford tier flavour of the month player?
>>66702423
Arsenal fan here. Flavour of the month.
>>66702388
Plastic club full of Muslim supporters
Imagine being epileptic and not being able to have a bath on your own
I'd take Vardy ,Kane ,Carrol and Rooney as our 4 strikers tbqh
He has something to offer that others don't
>>66702418
Fuck yes I am. Can't imagine anyone else as hype doing it justice.
CARROOOOOLL
>Arselel
why are arsenal players such fannies
>>66702423
Arsenal fan here
Real deal, as is Rashford
Martial is shit though
>>66702423
Arsenal fan here, I'm a massive faggot and I enjoy watching my mum get fucked by black men daily. Iwobi is flavour of the month.
Much you reckon Arsene paid this ref?
>>66702443
>Rooney
baka
>>66701696
100% foul that
Fuck me is Pearce a West Ham fan?
Same old arsenal, always cheating
Refball
>this game
Arsenal fan here ونحن في طريقنا للفوز في الدوري هذا العام إن شاء الله
Roboteirssssssss stand byyyyy
>>66702499
arsecucks out
>>66702452
it's like he was genetically engineered for commentary
Liverpool fan here
Was a foul
>>66702499
have you ever heard him commentate hes passionate as fuck about his job
>>66702500
Never understood this one
Arsenal don't cheat, they choke
should be same old arsenal always choking
having a look
Arsenal fan here. I genuinely hate Arsenal.
OH AND SIR CARROLLOT HAS GOT KOSCIELNY IN THE PIT
>>66702543
At what?
>celebrating a draw away at West Ham like you've won the league
Arsenal are such a small-time club. All they care about is how tight their shirts are.
Arsenal fan here, I'm a cuck
Reminder that West Ham were jewed out of a goal that wasn't offside.
>look errr
why doesn't MOTD show what minute the game is currently in?
>>66702570
That bloke should khstbh
are we going to have robot wars game threads on /sp/? can an robot be an athlete?
Carroll was immense today. Who should Hodgson take, Welbeck or Carroll? Hell, we know the answer.
>>66702592
tradition
How much is Cohaagen paying the ref?
Carroll will be injured before the Yuros desu
>>66702600
>rppney
>>66702600
why would you take either of them?
>>66702592
to keep you watching
I figured this out a very long time ago
>>66702598
There will be one and then everybody will realise that robot wars is utter wank that seemed decent when they were a child
Is Henderson out for the euros?
>>66702592
Sky own the rights to the match clocks.
>>66702598
>2016 /sp/
>fun threads
lol
>>66702598
we had babttlebots gamethreads when it was on
>>66702641
lol
Who had Andy Carroll in their fantasy league?
inb4 caroll is good for 3 games and ends up going to the euros
Jesus Slaven shave that shit
>>66702562
underrazerd post
>>66702671
my wife's son did
>>66702628
He has something none of the other strikers can offer
hope we take big andy to the euros desu. he's a bit of a meme but i always fancy him to score when he plays.
>>66702674
Still would take him over Welbeck
>the london derby meme
>>66702649
We used to have lots of things
>>66702674
...and with him it's coming home
>>66702703
>always fancy him to score when he plays.
At International level I dont
>>66702693
Tell little Leroy that he did well there.
>>66702698
skill? he doesn't have that
What's it like to be white?
RIGGY DIGGY
>>66702733
He scored at the last euros
>>66702733
Have you only just started watching football?
>>66702758
privileged
take your gloves off you nincompoop
Its another Swansea get shown last episode
Jesus, Joe Hart is England's number 1
How badly do you think Poop Guardiolel regrets taking on the City manager position?
Great reactions from Hart
>>66702757
His second goal was pretty skilful
Why is it so empty?
Would you rather have Zabaleta's hair or Nasri's hair?
what is it with joe hart conceding to long range shots
>>66702757
No hes the best CF at headers in the world
If we need a late goal big Andy's the man
>english refereeing
jesus christ what the fuck is with all the empty seats
this team is in the CL quarter finals
what the fuck
Hart must have been confused because the shot was on target, he had no option but to stand rooted to the spot.
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>>66702791
They're called handshoes
>>66702809
>hfw
dem ponchos
>>66702798
Good
English Premier League for English teams
>>66702798
second to last, to a game I barely knew was happening today
but at least this time it's probably deserved, 10th vs 14th, one goal, not many chances or controversies
>>66702850
>this team is in the CL quarter finals
Hence why a home game against WBA is no longer exciting
>all those burqas in the stands
UAE influence brought a lot of good players but also changed the culture of fans somewhat
City players who are actually worth their price tags:
>Aguero
>De Bruyne
>
>>66702877
what an ugly monkey
>>66702877
Accurate
I put a bet on west ham so I'd be okay if we lost
Team had to fucking draw
>>66702775
>>66702778
He's dogshit, sorry to break it to you both
should we take aguero to the euros lads he's been in good form but a bit injury prone
>>66702899
Hart cost £600,000, you could probably include him in there too desu. Zabaleta as well
Is Nasri in a 90s boy band with that hair style?
>>66702915
nah no point, already got vardy kane carroll welbeck sturridge and rooney
>>66702908
Have a (you)
Moron
>>66702915
>>66702899
Delph was a snip at 8m
>>66702899
Joe Hart
Shocking i know
>>66702936
fair enough
nasri confirmed for best haircut in the league
>>66702899
toure
Love Fletcher's part of the West Brom goal
So why was this piece of shit game second in the running order but the Swansea-Chelsea cracker is almost last?
Joe Hart shits himself when he faces a shot from distance, always has.
What's the quota for English players in a 23 man league squad? Is it 8?
>>66702999
He'll let in a howler come June
>>66703010
none
>that pen
jesus christ, disgusting
why is City such a scummy a club?
That hair makes Nasri look like a rent boy
>>66703010
Not necessarily English, just homegrown. Anyone, English or not, who's been training in England for 3 years prior to their 21st birthday is homegrown.
Schneiderlin is an example of a homegrown non english player.
>>66702997
>mid-table clash at the end of the season
>1-0
>>66703024
>English keeper lets in a howler at a big tourny
Bold prediction there m8.
>>66703055
clichy is homegrown i think
>>66703055
Eric Dier is English but not homegrown.
Nabil Bentaleb is homegrown but not English.
Get flethcer on the plane
Absolutely LOVE Danny Murphy's monotone voice
>dat nasri smirk after mentioning Arsenal 50 times in the interview
he thrives in the hate
>>66703109
Oys
>>66703111
cant wait for him to score against them
>mfw clichy nasri and sanga all score
>>66703151
very good image
>>66703092
We're lucky Dier's not playing for Portugal desu
that was a LONG run
If you let Shane Long do that to you then you really are fucked
Get long on the plane
>shitecastle
>>66703165
Especially as England have no decent DMs
why don't newcastle just score?
>>66703151
I knew this guy would flop without ever having watched him play
If Benitez were to become the next Everton manager what would Liverpool fans do?
long is a decent striker, always sign him on fifa and fm
>>66703188
I know right
>b-but he's the best CB in La Liga!
Titus Bramble would be the best CB in that shit league
Long tried his absolute best to ruin that chance but Pelle just wouldn't let him
>Long pretending that was a pass and not just a terrible touch teeing up for a shot
melt
I think some of these Newcastle players might be "special needs"
>pelle falls over
>still has unlimited space in the newcastle area
DEFENDING
>>66703111
Man City are shit, literally celebrating that they scraped a win against West Brom after spending +150m in the summer transfer window.
>literally having the same defence that you got relegated with years ago
get pelle on the plane
>>66703218
Then they have something in common with the fans
>buy Dutch players
>become shit
You'd think EPL managers would have caught on by now
>>66703246
Stop reminding me how shit our strikers are.
"I will not be selling this club until we win a major cup or place in the top 4"
Mike ashley
pls kill me
Townsend is the next Bale
>>66703211
mangala and otamendi are 10/10 for entertainment value though
>>66703154
We humiliated them at the Emptyhad last season and will do it again this season
Its a good job Benitez made a note of that third goal, as its unlikely to be recorded in any other publications or media outlets
>Townsend
>On the plane
Out of the 3 bottom teams, who would you want your own team to sign? Cant all be bad right? MItrovic to Swansea for me. Think he would do ok there.
>>66703253
Eridvisie players can be goat though
Look at eriksen, vertonghen, Suarez
>>66703265
That goal was very Bale-esque.
>>66703273
>we
complete the sentence
>Get __________ on the plane.
Really good of the crowd and players to recreate the game exactly for MOTD.
Proper respect
Get Townsend on the plane
>>66703262
SUPER BUFFON UP FRONT
>>66703317
Bane
>>66703317
Harry Winks
>>66703263
they get top 4 in the championship
>townsend blooter
not even a fucking surprise, im actually pissed he will be in the championship next season
>>66703301
Wijnaldum would be a decent signing I think
Have you guys seen the state of /asp/ since the wwe autists moved in there?
BLOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>66703319
the energy they waste with all these floodlights is a travesty, an environmental disaster
>>66703301
I'd go with Mitrovic 100%
Or maybe jack grealish
>>66703319
I like this post
>>66703307
Neither of those are Dutch my man
>>66703317
Mané
t. Nigel
Why did Rafa Benitez take the Poocastle job? Literally why?
>>66703368
Was getting relegated part of his plan?
How do I get a dimple in my tie like football managers
>>66703368
biggest salary in the league
>>66703368
For the dinero my friend
I heard he has a clause in his contract saying he could leave with a substantial pay off if poocastle is relegated
>Newcastle, Villa and Sunderland going down
Absolutely based
>>66703301
>defoe
>townsend
>shelvey with hair
I'm glad they are finally calling out Steven Taylor. Only gets in the team because he's a Geordie with muh passion
>>66703301
Doumbia, should be tailor made for the prem
>>66703353
at least when they were on /sp/ the stayed in on thread, they've killed an entire board since they moved there
Is Aston Villa a big club?
Really want Palace to go down.
Serves them right about bragging about European football after 2 months of football
>>66703441
he still hasnt had a game, instead rafa picks cisse over him.
i want to die
>>66703353
holy shit
I almost feel bad for driving those cancerous cunts out of /sp/
Count how many time motson gos 'ohhhhh'
>>66703407
>pay off for being relegated
why? what was mike ashley thinking
>>66703496
3 so far
get puncheon on the plane
>>66703353
I feel bad for the old /asp/ posters.
>>66703483
Caused City and United all sorts of trouble in the CL, he's got the ultimate chaos factor
>>66703496
It's a really shit attempt at pretending to be commentating live at the game instead of in some BBC studio after the game
remember gary hooper
>>66703513
Guess it took a lot of persuasion to get him to go to newcastle in the first place desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sGvXfMht18
>>66703414
I'm so happy I'm not watching shelvey when I'm watching Gylfi play
>>66703441
has he even played yet?
>>66703301
nobody on the pic
>>66703538
get gary hooper on the plane
You now remember Van Wolfswinkel
