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15:30 Eintracht Frankfurt ? - ? Hoffenheim
15:30 Hamburger SV ? - ? Darmstadt
15:30 Ingolstadt ? - ? Borussia Moenchengladbach
15:30 VfB Stuttgart ? - ? Bayern Munich
15:30 Werder Bremen ? - ? Augsburg
18:30 Wolfsburg ? - ? Mainz 05
nipple torture edition
good morning
>>66684643
Morning
Good morning.
>>66684808
Morning
>>66684611
>nipple torture edition
Explain further
>>66684814
What did you have for breakfast?
give broich your energy please
\o/
>>66684827
A litre of tap water, L-Arginin pill, Zinc chelate pill, Lecithin pill, a Pygeum pill and some nuts consisting of almonds and peanuts. So basically nothing. I start the saturday with porn and jacking and after I come I make breakfast.
What's for dinner?
>>66684918
Frozen sausage rolls heated up in the microwave for dinner.
time to go to aldi before it gets too crowded
berlin x hannover was based
>>66684931
Did you have it with any sauce?
>aldi
>not based Woolworths
>>66685021
No, just plain.
I don't want to get too decadent.
>>66685022
>woolworths
>not GOAT tesco
usa
>tesco
>not based Coles
>>66685052
thank you for the image I would have not known what you were talking about without it
>>66685052
>open 24 hours 8am to 10pm
What did they mean by this?
>>66684931
Okay
>>66685179
That's not what the sign reads. It says the supermarket opens Monday on 8am and closes saturday on 10pm, meaning it does _NOT_ have opened on sunday at all.
The supermarket does not have opened eight hours in total on monday and two hours in total on saturday.
That makes a total of ten hours per week the supermarket does not have opened.
So yes, it's basically a sham because the sign should read "OPEN 24 HOURS AND CLOSED ON SUNDAY" which would be more true.
But there's probably some kind of unwritten rule in Australia that makes it redundant to mention since standard shops have never opened on a sunday.
That makes a total of ten hours per week the supermarket does not have opened _PLUS_ the sunday of course.
What fertilizer do you use?
>>66685385
So 34 hours a week it isn't open?
Tesco is British btw, and also shops are generally open here on Sunday with reduced hours.
>>66685022
german woolworths is very different from australian woolworth
You will never live in Brazil and be able to casually sow kiwi seeds in your garden
>>66685425
Yes. Then that sign sucks
>>66685526
kiwis grow here too you dumb shit
>>66685628
Not out in the open in your garden without further treatment. All Brazil has to do is buy a kiwi, don't eat it and instead dig a hole, lay it down, put dirt over it and wait.
>>66685628
Then why does nobody in Germany have a kiwi farm?
>>66685649
because kiwis can only grow in new zealand, duh!
>>66685628
what time is it in zurich currently
>>66685681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuVtszMutTA
>>66685709
https://youtu.be/_l3oUjAN1IA
>>66685640
my gfs grandparents have on in their garden. It doesnt need any treatment. I couldnt believe it at first either. Always thought they need a warmer climate but they grow just fine here.
>>66685681
10:11
>>66685757
Yeah it's amazing. Imagine visiting someone for a barbecue and he has kiwis hanging from the ceiling of his garden shed.
I read up on it yesterday or the day before and apparently there's some stuff going on with female and male seeds or flowers.
It's a bit complicated but I will look into it. Maybe it's not as complicated as I think.
Makes you wonder why there's no kiwi farms and kiwis made in germany.
Probably the land is too expensive, the treatment and the harvesting for it to be stationed in a country like Germany. So it's outsourced to countries with less living costs.
But New Zealand isn't a cheap country either.
Okay so in order to get fruits, you need a boy and a girl kiwi, who need to be placed next to each other so they can have botanic coitus.
The girls trunk is bigger and stronger than the boys trunk.
>>66685864
I just read that apparently italy is the biggest producer of kiwis
Alright this will be a walk in the yard. Be right back sowing kiwi seeds
>>66685928
>live almost next to Italy
>import kiwis from a country 18.363,21km away
This world, huh
It's really triggering me that you are saying 'kiwi' instead of 'kiwi fruit'.
Kiwi is a bird.
>>66685928
actually china is
>>66685953
Okay. Nobody here says Kiwifrucht. Frucht=fruit. Everyone just says kiwi. Probably because the animas "kiwi" isn't present in these regions. Not even sure if they "live" in zoos
Did >we ever hear from the lad who was driving from the Gold Coast?
>The kiwifruit or Chinese gooseberry (sometimes shortened to kiwi)
Heh
>>66685972
That's like four days ago. He's probably busy getting munted with travellers
>>66685966
>Not even sure if they "live" in zoos
Doubt it. They're a rather pathetic animal really. Boring small flightless bird. Not interesting at all.
New Zealand used to have some amazing megafauna that existed until as recently as 1300AD (human settlement only happened after that date) like the Moa and Haast Eagle. But sadly the Maoris killed them all and now New Zealands wildlife is rather just sad.
morten nordstrand or something just scored I hope denmark will be pleased
>>66685995
apparently he scored earlier in the game too
maybe he will get his hattrick with 30ish minutes to play
>>66685950
>The growing season of Italian kiwifruit does not overlap much with the New Zealand or the Chilean growing seasons, therefore direct competition between New Zealand or Chile was not much of a factor.
apparently italian kiwis are harvested in november, while nz kiwis are harvested in april/may (makes sense considering that the seasons in the southern hemisphere are all fucked up)
>>66685992
I watched a gif on wsg last week that showed how putting wolves into a certain candian region made everything better. The wildlife came back because the wolves made the elchs go away. All the animals coming back attracted other animals and also some plants grew again because the elchs always ate them.
Your post reminded me of that
>>>/wsg/984803
Here it is
And for some more fun, here's a video of a bird with a camera attached to his mouth
>>>/wsg/1019064
>>66685966
>Not even sure if they "live" in zoos
there kiwis at the zoos in berlin, frankfurt and walsrode
http://www.zoodirektoren.de/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=2713:kiwi-apteryx-mantelli
>>66685995
>>66686004
I'm happy for him.
>>66685992
should have gone with the kea as national bird desu
>>66686010
I understand
>>66684976
Which Aldi?
>>66686038
I'm happy that's the case
>>66685992
there are some at my local "tropenhaus". theyre cute af
>>66686012
It's an idea being discussed in Australia as well.
Basically Abos killed every single native Australian predator (Tasmanian Tiger (on mainland), Marsupial Lion, Tasmanian Devil (on mainland, Komodo Dragon). All that's left is the wedge-tail Eagle, which while pretty based, they only go after small animals. Despite the memes, there's nothing in Australia that is really dangerous.
The problem with this is that because all the predators are gone, >we now have massive problems with introduced European animals like foxes, cats and rabbits going rabid because there are no predators.
So there are two solutions being discussed. The Komodo Dragon and Tasmanian Devil still exist, just not on the Australian mainland. So one idea is to introduce them.
The other is to clone the Tasmanian Tiger, which is less likely for obvious reasons.
When was the last time you attracted wildlife
>>66686065
süd
Time to put on some music and make things right in my appartment.
I'd happily listen to your songs if wavelength works today.
http://wavelength.fm/spuh
>>66685992
>megafauna that existed until as recently as 1300AD (human settlement only happened after that date)
>the Maoris killed them all
?
>tfw I get to see real life elephants several times a week
It doesn't work
>>66686132
What part do you not understand?
New Zealand was completly uninhabited by humans until ~1300AD. So all the megafauna survived until then.
>>66686133
stop talking about your lovelife denmark
>>66686133
I can't believe you but I have to. You would never lie like this
>bundes with football related posts: autosage
>bundes with anything else: no problem
>>66686133
Do they have big rüssels?
>>66686096
Tasmanian Tiger is like a super rare pokemon
Oh, Denmark works in an office so there are fat people everywhere. I get it.
>>66686143
yeah, but if the megafauna died out before humans arrived in new zealand, how could the maoris kill them all?
>>66686165
Abos killed them on the mainland.
Then British settlers exterminated them on Tasmania. Saw them as a threat to livestock so put a bounty on each one killed and had them wiped out. Very sad.
>>66686150
this
>>66686157
How's the flora and fauna in your region
>>66686180
>but if the megafauna died out before humans arrived in new zealand
it didn't. The Maoris killed all the Moa, which was the food source of the Haasts Eagle, which pushed that into extinction as well.
>>66686181
Are wolves the solution?
>denmark
>working
>>66686191
I haven't met them
>select all "bodies of water" in captcha & hit send
>realize they were asking for "construction vehicles"
UGH
>>66686150
I often walk through Frederiksberg Have on my way to work. When the zoo wanted to expand its elephant enclosure the city gave it some of the park with the stipulation that it should open out to the public park. See the photo of where I walk past.
>>66686164
Yes
>>66686205
Wolves would get BTFO Dingos in Australian conditions
>being big with lots of fur
>suitable for Australian climate
pick one
>>66686217
Haha, nice. Not many people in europe can say that they see elephants on their way to work!
>>66686226
would get BTFO by Dingos*
>>66686235
presumably all americans can though
>>66686217
>you will never live in a first world country
>>66686226
But kangoroos and boars are bigger and have just as much fur
>>66686226
>>66686241
But Dingos look like cute foxes
And the funny thing is that before I make it to the zoo I walk through Carlsberg and their elephant gate, so even if the real elephants are in, I still get to see these haha
>>66686259
Roos eat grass, they don't need to hunt to kill.
What do boars have to do with anything? If there are feral ones in Australia, there arent many
Whitemark (Australien) – Er ist jung, zum Knuddeln süß und braucht gaaaanz viele Streicheleinheiten. Kein Scherz: Die Tourismusbehörde von Tasmanien sucht einen „Chef-Kuschler“ für ein Wombat-Baby!
>>66686288
I unironically got floored by a wombat when I was 5 years old. I was skiing, saw one in the bush, walked up behind it, it kicked me in the gut with its back leg. It didn't even run off, just gave me a good whooping.
pic unrelated
>>66686272
It's even on street view. This is the view from the park. The elephants don't seem to be out on this one.
>>66686335
what do you do for work?
>>66686335
Nope, I can see one elephant.
>>66686348
Work for a trade union
Is Mkhi the GOAT architect?
pretty sure it is Frank "frankizinho" Lloyd Wright
>>66686467
shut up with your retarded football, asshole
Reminder that there is a war going on right now in Armenia.
>>66686560
It's in Artsakh. Not Armenia
I wont watch BuLI today
too many better matches in better leagues going on.
shit matches besides stuttgart winning against bayern.
>>66686723
Oh right, Dortmund Schalke is today
Wait no, that's tomorrow
>>66685640
My parents literally have one in their garden.
>tfw Abstieg
>>66686966
Good
>>66686639
which games would you recommend to watch
>>66687064
arsenal - west ham
chennai - pune
Should Austria annex Bavaria?
>>66687066
the ipl starts today? #based
>>66687161
16:30 cest
>>66687066
>>66687161
wait that cant be. Chennai wont play in the ipl this year
>>66687178
yeah, i meant mumbai
Burnley - Leeds 13:30
>>66687097
Yes please.
ac milan - juve today also
>>66687238
Why?
gonna watch second buli now for a bit, then switch over to west ham - arsenal
Here for the Saber dess
>>66687439
Saber is a whore
I think I'm actually going to watch West Ham - Arsenal.
>>66687475
delete this
BUUUUUULLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
TYBONUR
>>66687475
All Sabers were made for breeding.
>>66686988
i really really want to play Bremen again
pls get relegated
you deserve to be, bt there are to manyother super shitty teams
>>66687862
>>66687475
can't believe someone would waifu this
TORRODDE!
>tfw we will only have him for a few more weeks
>>66686409
Is that why you never actually do any work and are always on the 4channels?
>>66688053
where does he go to?
NUR DER HSV
>>66688011
I can.
God please let Eintracht win against Hoffenheim
>>66688077
somewhere else.
very unlikely we can hold him
word is that sheffield wednesday and derby county are willing to pay big money and are close to a deal
>>66687657
It's a comfortable time and a promising match up.
>>66688072
It's just your run-of-the-mill office job most of the time. Some days are super busy, others nothing happens.
>>66688133
Yeah. I'm watching for now, but there's also some Attenborough program on BBC Earth.
wow, people are polite in here. no wonder the bundesliga is kinda boring.
>>66688183
are you saying the bundes is boring because of how people behave in /bundes/?
>>66688183
Wait until a German uses less than perfect English and you will see enough impoliteness to last you a lifetime.
>>66688183
If you had any football knowledge and could read a game besides checking the score, you'd enjoy the league over the MEMEPL and Sunny SPL. But then again you're American and incapable of an attention span higher than your IQ.
>>66688250
When you make assumptions you make an ass out of u, me and all of us
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>66688171
PLEASE SHOW YOUR CONDOLENCES
HOLY FUCK
>>66688386
He could have just stood up and ignore Andy while taking the ball and getting ready to take the freekick while Andy gets sent off.
People would be more impressed by a behaviour like that instead of playing a dying swan because you think that's what influences the referee.
Everyone likes to impress others, no?
>>66688377
>buying soil
>earth is literally made of it for free
>>66688171
Replace Capri Sun with fresh rosemary and you are me
GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL
And with rosemary I mean oregano
>>66688485
Just checked the score because of you and I saw that Andy got a yellow. That will show Laurent
E I S F E L D
>tfw winning again
>>66686988
I sure hope so.
>>66687064
Dynamo vs Holzbein
Why did the soil post get deleted?
>>66688624
nobody likes soilers
>>66688557
too lazy to go outside and to google the english names but I'm growing basilikum, kresse, pfefferminze and coacktail tomatoes (last years tasted horrible, I threw them away and bought new seeds)
that reminds me I still have after eight in the fridge. neat.
>>66688690
entry level af. get good faggot
>>66688713
Nine what?
>>66688557
Tomatoes, chives, peppers, mint.
>>66688756
that's all I need to cook.
>gardening
>not a sport
janitor clueless as always
>>66688811
dub trip dubs confirm
SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ SANCHEZ vv
>>66688557
The homegrowing bread on out is a good club. I will plant some tomato seedlings now
>vv
>>66688811
True, gardening is literally the foundation of modern football
i hate arsenal
Aufstellung #FCBayern:
Neuer (K) - Ribéry, Martínez, Lewandowski, Rafinha, Alonso, Bernat, Götze, Vidal, Alaba, Kimmich
>>66688937
>no Rode
I'm surprised, but gif related >>>/wsg/1028199
>>66688937
>Götze
is that some youth lad?
>>66688937
oh my god
Einwechselspieler #FCBayern:
Ulreich - Tasci, Thiago, Costa, Rode, Lahm, Müller
>tasci
every time
Stuttgart will absolutely destroy this.
>Müller not starting
Easy win for VfB
Klopp should enquire about Rode
I bet Pep would love to have 1.000 Tascis in his team
Stuttgart will do Dortmund a favour today
I pet Bep would have to love 1.000s in his Tasci team.
100 Benatias v 1000 Tascis: who would win?
I love great headed goals
Stuttgart
CARROLL
classic
>bpl defending
holy shit!
Nice Seitfallzieher tho
>>66689196
*sidefallpuller
>>66689127
bayern playing with 5 at the back. this is gonna be such a fucking boring match. stuttgart to win 1:0
was stuttgart his greatest career move?
>>66689279
amazing to be quite honest
>>66689279
Andy Caroll?
>>66689357
Candy Aroll
>>66689304
What "career" are you talking about?
>>66689127
>not playing Langerak against Bayern
I see they don't want to win.
>>66688936
Looks like this guy picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
>arsenal
>finish 4th
>invest monex into team lushing for promotin
>fuck up nd end like 7th
>financial trouble and everything is fucked from then on
my worry right now
match threads are great for stealing anime pics desu
>>66689463
thank you friend, I wasn't sure what to do this afternoon but now I'll be watching Airplane again
A man afraid to fly must ensure that a plane lands safely after the pilots become sick.
>>66689619
Are you talking about Andy Lubnitz?
>2 (two) refballed goals
What are you guys having for lunch?
>>66689719
Just finished eating roast beef with vegetables and rice and you
>Arsekek
>>66689719
brandy
>>66689719
it's supposed to snow here today, so a grilled cheese sandwich and some tomato soup
I'll have Schollenfilets mit Kartoffelbrei und Salat. Put only in a few hours.
is this the end of the eternal arsenal thread?
>>66689923
this
A big club should buy this Andy Carroll this summer. He looks promising.
>>66689719
I had a slice of rye with egg and shrimps plus one with paté
fuck pep srsly. you play against stuttgart which are shit defensively and what do you do? you play 5 at the back + alonso. this game is gonna be like this: pass to ribery and hope he scores or assists. fucking pep fuck that asshole just fuck off to city already you fucking cunt.
>>66689787
I will have Pizza in a second. Like the pizza-type you buy frozen at a grocery store.
>>66690096
who designed that crocodile. just look at the fucking teeth. look at it.
>Osnashit
>>66690219
lol
>Götze playing
Oh why? Please why?
>>66690219
fritzle BTFO
good for you ginger boy, don't let that reptilian bastard play you like that
>Osnashit
*pruts*
>>66689850
pahaha
>>66690090
Okay
>>66690624
Are you watching the game on your potato?
>>66689988
Haven't had second breakfast at weekends for weeks now. Usually I make picture related at weekends
>>66690656
yes
what a handsome man
Tourist reporting in
Time for a foot bath
>>66690708
>there will never be a simulcast stream in this quality
just
>>66690743
>implying
>>66690768
>paying for streams
