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St Kilda Saints vs Collingwood Magpies at the Melbourne Cricket Ground at 13:45 EST
Richmond Tigers vs Adelaide Crows at the Etihad Stadium at 14:10 EST
Sydney Swans vs Greater Western Sydney at the Sydney Cricket Ground at 16:35 EST
Gold Coast Suns vs Carlton Blues at Metricon Stadium at 19:25 EST
West Coast Eagles vs Fremantle Dockers at Domain Stadium at 17:40 AWST
think we can manage the bump limit today, girls?
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LETS GET THIS BADBOY TO 20
Crows, lads
Pies
Crows
Swans
Suns
Eagles
Roughies: Saints, GWS.
>>66681852
Brought it upon himself, he was always a bit of a dick anyway.
who /dabloos/ here?
Lynch out for the Crows.
who /thinking maybe tiges now/ here?
>having to play a home game at Etihad because North are playing in Tasmania
Wow nice work as usual AwFuL
who /derby/ tonight?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Just about to begin my yearly rewatch of the 1999 Footy Feedback Summit lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EJbBNxYBjA
>>66682489
Why do you use Josh Bruce for this
post yfw st kilda win
>>66681852
I think Bec has filled his position substantially 2bh
>>66682606
/saints/ man and smug Josh Bruce sums up my feelings towards RC's """"life""""
>>66682368
here lad. Gonna be a wet one, pissing down here.
Sun is absolutely cooking in the MCG right now
>>66682368
>>66682763
gonna be a scrubby match
>>66682772
Hopefully, only chance the Dockers have of a win.
>>66682654
t. Straffo
>that angry manlet trying to shape up
kek
>>66682793
>cuckmantle
>winning anything in 2016
hmm
Who's this new poof commentating the Sents vs Megpiss game?
>>66682765
grow a pair m8, it's not even warm
>saints home game
>at MCG
Execute Eddie McGuire
>collingwood "kicking"
>>66682904
Saints are celebrating they're 60 year anniversary of their premiership.
>saints home @ the G
>tiggers home @ docklands
>at the same time
wat
>Losing to Shit Kilda
fucking collingpood
>>66683012
two local teams vs one local team, plus collingwood usually brings a crowd.
>Penduckbury
>Pies/Saints stream playing either ads or the Crows/Tiggers game.
How am I supposed to watch both games at once you fucking plebs.
Tom Lynch is the real baby here.
Crows by 36
>>66683061
how do you cucks not have foxtel?
missing out on based dunstall, robbo and maclure desu
Good call Ump.
Goddammit Adelaide, that should've been your first goal
>>66683154
but i do have foxtel.
>>66683154
>paying for the subscription jew
Kill yourself tbqh la
>>66683154
>foxtel
>based robbo
>>66683179
>paying for the interjew
tbqhwy kys lad
Ump, please.
That was a free to jacobs.
Fucking memepies
Thanks for robbing >us early umps
>>66681530
kek, no
>>66683154
>subscribing to foxtel
>giving your money to kikes
kill yourself faggot
>>66681530
>>66683214
samefaggotry
t. Sloaney
>>66681671
this tßh
>>66683154
>cucks
>paying for foxtel
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post
great goal wew
Anyone thinking Crows are a near certainty?
Richmond have come sprinting out of the block, whereas Adelaide are fumbly. Odds are the Tiges will lose some steam and the crows will work into it.
At this stage I'm predicting Adelaide by 20 or 30.
>bitchmond tigers
>70k+ members
>cant even fill etishit shitdium
fold this joke of a club. SAD!
>>66683277
Easiest game of the round to pick imo. PortvDons was more of an uncertainty
>tfw fell for the port being bottom 4 meme and actually put money on essendon
Kill me
>>66683287
This, senpai
Every game at Adelaide oval is filled up, rarely is a game not sold out. Victorians don't seem to like going to games at all.
>Cucktoria
LMAO
>Cucktoria has 10 (TEN) teams
>All other states have 2 (TWO)
HALF of the top 4 teams are inter-state teams, literally and utterly cucked, KEK
Just woke up and have the worst hangover. What better way to cure it be starting to drinkin again. I told you it would be a messy weekend.
>>66683299
Port have become inconsistent, but more importantly flat track bullies.
The games they SHOULD win easily they generally will and by a large margin. The majority of 50/50 games they will lose, sometimes badly.
Adelaide are also a bit inconsistent, but are much more likely to win close games or even the odd upset, while also being capable of racking up percentage against duds.
Both are much better at home as well.
It's conceivable that Port could turn it around, but I'm not too hopeful. I think Hinkly has lost them slightly, and now that the fans are starting to turn suddenly they aren't floating on that incredible confidence and momentum they gave themselves in 2014.
>>66683368
Improve the comp by removing 8 of those cucktorian teams so each state has 2
>>66683403
waba please.
Houli is a dirty nigger
Wish someone would kill that filthy boong betts desu. Cant think of a player I hate more
>>66683416
Demote the respective teams back to the SANFL, WAFF, QAFL, NSWAFL and keep AFL under the Victorian banner as it should be - as it always was.
>>66683457
not me family
pretty conservative atm 2bh w/ u
>>66683403
Sort your fucking life out waba.
>>66683458
>>66683466
racists. no place for that here
>>66683468
i will be ok with this if we have a champions league and a representative series
>>66683468
That's called the VFL. That's what you're talking about.
>>66683514
No. AFL is a Victorian game. Find your own games, you pathetic cucks.
>>66683468
>gets bullied by all other states, even beaten by non-afl states
>i dont wanna play with you guys anymore ;_;
>>66683466
Lindsay Thomas
>>66683506
Why did racism become the absolute worst thing possible a person can be? As long as you arent causing harm to someone why do people care?
>>66683506
It's like you don't even know what site you're on. Fuck off you dirty piece of shit
Jack Reiwoldt is such an inbred ginger faggot. Disgrace to the Reiwoldt name 2bh
>>66683466
Really, why?
Unlike some of the other aboriginal players he isn't a diving sniping faggot,
He's just an out and out jet. Mad respect for him desu. Would personally deliver Lindsay Thomas to the Lord if it meant we could get Betts.
>>66683524
>being so assmad you get cucked by other states you take your game and go home
cucktorians lel
>>66683524
>gets cucked at """"""own"""""" game by every other state
kek
KEK
K E K
>>66683532
>a victorian team have bullied non-victorian teams for 3 years straight.
we need better competitors.
>>66683536
this familia
>>66683536
Without a doubt the worst boong in the game.
>>66683558
Since the AFL era (1990), Interstate teams win 300% more Premierships pro-rata than Cucktorian teams.
Daily reminder that a non-victorian team have won the grand final for nine (9) years.
SAD
Has Martin done anything so far?
Must be shook that his faggot bikie dad got deported back to NZ kek.
nothing better than smoking a bowl while watching AFL, fuck drinking alcohol, thats for losers. No hangovers smoking.
>>66683591
You're cool.
st nick down lads
LITTLE
>>66683591
>not both
ur a soft cunt ey
>>66683320
Victorians are as fairweather as they come
Any see that 7 news update just then? THAT FUCKING SHARK
What's the local vernacular for nitrous bulbs in your area?
>>66683625
Nangs. Anyone in Adelaide - you can buy them at Frewville Foodland.
Anyone else having trouble with the radio stream from afl site?
>>66683636
>Going to Frewville
I don't want to leered at by some toffy rich cunt
>>66683616
Port supporters are fairweather as well, but nowhere near as bad as Victorian teams. Such a waste of money and resources having these games at big arenas with them not even being half full. Wouldn't surprise if like 40%+ of this crowd was Crows fans
Reiwoldt down the races, it's ogre.
>>66683625
Nangs in Bestern Australia too.
>>66683636
>frewville foodland
Norwood foodland master race.
>>66683636
>>66683673
no shit, I'm Adelaide, never heard nangs until last night, that's why I was asking.
The convenience mart opposite the Casino has them too.
>tfw $40 last night and now I'm retarded.
good times
This east west stuff needs to fuck off.
>>66683691
Frewville literally got voted like best in Aus or the world or some shit.
>>66683740
Victorians just need to fuck off. NSW and QLD are fine.
>>66683702
I have done millions of nangs. Rip two in a balloon and breath it in and out as long as you can. They are pretty safe, they give this stuff to women giving birth. The only real danger is if you lock a mask on your face and suffocate but using a balloon you go to dream land before you can do any damage.
>>66683753
Frewville is my local, but it's shit. It won that award for being really gimmicky and muh interior designs. Norwood actually has good service and cheaper prices.
Australia, I like this sport of yours. Richmond-Adelaide is on tv now here and I quite like all those cunts being hit around. Reminds me of the good days of hockey when hitting was allowed and people who didn't watch our sport weren't all SJW about the fighting in it.
bring back the biff
>>66683784
I watched goon the other day. Hockey is a god tier sport if they actually play like that.
>>66683784
AFL is extremely SJW
Richmond won't even make 9th at this rate, unless Crows are actually half decent.
>>66683860
thanks cucktoria
>>66683888
Both
>>66683778
Yeah I guess you're right about the gimmicks - I go there a lot myself. However I will say that their range is huge, including Asian foods which is great. You can always find cool shit there.
>>66683860
Fuck m8, don't let them destroy it. Here in Canada assholes who aren't even sports fans complain about too much hitting and too much fighting in hockey and now the sport is so restricted it doesn't even look close to what it was in the 90s. And it's always the people who at the end of the day won't even watch sport on tv anyways who make actual fans suffer for it.
>saints in a tightly contested match with collingwood
is it 2007-2010 or something?
>>66683898
Who needs a fucking man playing the piano in the fruit and veg section. I don't know what Spiro Chapley was smoking when he allowed that, but it must have been good.
>Richmond
>bitchmond
Richmond defence BTFO
>>66683888
see
>>66683895
Richmond are a lot like port as described >>66683405
>>66683901
Same in AFL. Its inevitable really in this day and age.
>cucktorian sports
Hardwick will NEVER EVER win a final
Richmond are utter trash, holy shit.
wtf were the tigers doing over the pre-season? sucking each others dicks?
YELLAH N BLAK
>>66683901
furpuck was and will always be a shit sport. I seriously cant name one current NHL player thats how pathetic it is. I don't watch NBA either but can name heaps on NBA players.
>>66683975
practising on how to give cotchin an easy handball
>>66683636
>>66683661
>>66683691
>>66683753
>>66683778
>>66683796
>>66683898
>>66683912
>tfw eastern suburbs cunts in my Tora Bora Spelunking Newsletter
I bet you're all PAC alumni
>>66683948
lmfao haven't seen that picture before, so funny that frog saying cucktorians. very good stuff mate, hopefully I get to see more of that picture.
>When you know you need to start looking for a new job
>>66683987
Not east, north-east m8
>>66683981
Did a koala shit in your vegemite today?
>actually being worried about the influence of SJWs
>implying they have had any effect on sports
Jesus fucking christ, end your pathetic lives /pol/cucks
>>66683987
Fuck those Pooftas Around the Corner
>>66683987
>poofters around the corner
Mazza mateee
>>66684005
straffo
>>66684005
Are you fucking blind or just stupid?
>>66684005
t. Straffo
>>66684009
>>66684010
I thought it was Professional Aids Carriers
>>66683995
>not being neet
>>66683990
>mfw a cucktorian gets triggered near me
>>66684005
Kek, straffo IS an SJW. Why would I be concerned with worthless trash?
>>66681481
guys i drunkleny bet 100 bucks on collingwood and there down 2. is there any way they can win
>>66684013
>>66684031
See
>>66684046
Fucked up my post
>>66684050
nah games already finished
>>66683995
>has literally 7 years to make the club great
>club is no longer poor and running with money
>supporters literally turning up in force
>able to make finals
>keeps fucking up
people say wallace was bad, but at least he did the best with what he had and the players played for the jumper - you don't see that under hardwick
>"Jack" Riewoldt
reminder that MWNGF is, in fact, a disgusting homophobe
>>66684032
Nah.
>>66683987
Nah mate, old Saints boy. Objectively better school aside from giving sports players scholarships to win intercols.
>>66684025
Yes, this truly changes the rules and gameplay of afl
How does it feel being a sheltered neet pussy that's scared of everything? Absolute cuck.
>>66684120
>saints winning intercols
desu, what the fuck
>>66684147
Please watch our sport
>>66683154
>paying for foxtel
and we're the cucks?
>>66684138
You're just moving the goalposts now after being BTFO. 2/10 for getting me to reply is the best I can do.
>>66684120
fuck off Minson,
>tfw also Saints
>tfw school actively spent parent's money defending and abetting known a known pedo to flee the country.
>>66684160
Fuck off
>Moons is more out of breath than sloane
Top kek
eddie on pooicide watch
>Sandy Roberts
No thanks
>>66684120
Saints and PAC are both a bunch of faggots
Though desu I have mates who went to both
But they are all a bunch of pooftas
>two of the PAC guys are legitimately homosexual though
>>66684166
>moving goalposts
>the canuck literally talked about rule changes and the softening of hockey
t. Average Collingwood supporter
>losing to st kilda with no st nick
absolutely inexcusable
>>66684218
Fold this pathetic excuse of a club
>>66684218
collingwood are shit though
>>66684206
CBC kids actually compare themselves against saints and princes. Go figure
>>66684212
>implying female field umpires being pushed by the SJW agenda for muh diversity won't have a direct effect on the way a game is adjudicated and interpreted.
t. Average leftie mongoloid.
Collingwood were told by der Fuehrer McLaughlin to lose today's game because of the anti-mosque banner, they need to have some sort of punishment for that. Nobody new will watch AFL if there is 'bigotry', so there needs to be a perceived sense of retribution onto Collingwood.
I hope Collingwood keeps re-signing Fuckley
>>66684005
>>66684138
>>66684212
Can you just fuck off Straffo. Thanks.
>>66684147
Sorry, I wrote that poorly. I meant that PAC wins them, only because they spend big money only because of sports scholarships.
I went to the basketball Intercol when PAC had both Sam Day and Jack Trengove.
Also, Riley Knight was the saints footy captain a couple years ago and led them to their first intercol victory in fookin years.
>collingwood
How many muzzies are gonna get bashed after this woeful game by Colonwood?
>Game ending diabetes test
Fucking kek
>umpball
bloody hell sainters are getting everything
will mccartin be the worst #1 pick ever?
>collingwood "midfield"
pies on suicide watch
>>66684274
Wrong
WTF COLLINGWOOD FUCKING PATHETIC FAGGOTS
>>66684301
>>66684286
Went to school with this cunt, fuckin prick lmao
>>66684301
Will McCartin is Business Partnership Manager at Tabcorp Gaming Solutions m8
>>66684263
PAOCFC Vs SPOC is the real big one. I've been to intercols games but these ones gets really heated. Nearly got decked as a runner trying to break up a fight.
>>66684315
why were all future afl players such cunts in their school days?
played against daniher and o'meara in my afl days and they were cunts
>>66684243
Kek, you've been forced to "predict" (read: make up) that a single woman who hasn't officiated a single game, and likely won't for years, will deliberately do a poor job, and that the umpiring committee and afl management will sweep this under the rug because of muh sjw menace
Kek, put a trip on and call yourself imax, your projection about moving the goalposts is fucking laughable
Enjoy losing to St Kilda collingpoof
NATHAN BUCKLEY LITERALLY SEETHING
>>66684329
Ah I've only been to old scholars basketball intercols. DESU I stay away from the footy cos I know it's basically gonna be the highest density of your stereotypical saints/PAC boy types. I can imagine the crowd would get on the piss and rowdy though. Which year did you graduate?
>>66684336
That's under the assumption that he thinks that a female umpire will deliberately do a poor job, and he never said that. Kys Straffo
>>66684329
>>66684263
>>66684147
rich cunts can fuck off
I missed it, how did nick get knocked out?
>>66684366
Going up for a mark and was slow to get back up, went off for a test a few minutes later.
Nathan Buckley? More like Nathan Sackedinthemorningley
>>66684366
Cried and big bad BAZZA sorted the cunt out
The Trivago girl is stunning, an absolute angel.
>>66684366
Eddie came on the pitch and swung at him
>>66684374
10/10 voice too
>>66684374
Well, she's mine so BACK OFF
Pay it to the man in front
>>66684383
Agreed
>>66684388
m8 hands off, you touch her i'll dust you out the front of the pub
>>66684348
I'm at Marryatville high boy, only finished 2013. Have family ties to the club, been around the club for years. Step dad coached the princes a grade to a grand final win in 2009. Been a water boy for them and a runner as I got older. Hoping to start playing a bit this year for the E or F grade and try get serious next year.
Wbu senpai?
>>66684374
pic? Better than Commanderfu?
>>66684373
BAAAAAAZZZZZAAAAAA
thank you for this quality post my friend.
st kilda's on ballers are looking like ablett jrs compared to collingwood's lets just stand around and see what happens cracksquad
Seedsman did that perfectly.
Bucks was fucking retarded for trading him.
>living in adelaide
my sincere and utter sympathies
>>66684418
Most definitely.
>>66684405
>wanting to be doxxed this bad
>>66684336
>hasn't officiated a single game
What is NAB challenge? I'll help you out here because you are so mentally deficient Straffo. It's a match officially sanctioned by the AFL so she has officiated a game.
>will deliberately do a poor job
Where did I imply that at all? Again, I'll help you because I know you had an aide in high school to help you to understand English. I didn't imply that. You are simply constructing a narrative to imply what you want and you aren't worth replying to anymore. I'd feel bad for you if you weren't such a faggot MWNGF.
>>66684418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k46al9h2Ui0
>>66684427
not as bad as thw SJW capital lelbourne.
>>66684362
Tfw I'll probably never be as wealthy/successful as my parents and my children most likely won't go to these schools like I did.
>>66684405
Saints '11. /neverplayedfooty/ here.
>>66684434
this is /afl/ we're talking about, one of the laziest threads in 4chan history
>>66684362
>tfw always asked "why does your family rent their house?"
Fucking Marryatville man
>>66684418
she looks like a man and speaks like a bogan
Trivago-girl is feminine and classy
>>66684441
most definitely is
>>66684434
No one will ever get it, guaranteed
>>66684436
>anyone who has had sex is straffo
Lol, go back to your hugbox poof
Didn't read the rest of your projection and goalpost-moving
>why yes, m'lady, I do reside in the city of Adelaide, or as most people denote it as the "City of Churches"
>>66684446
>not playing gods game
>>66684430
>>66684439
not feeling it tßh
New aami girl is cute. Not as hot as the previous one, but rootable
>>66684301
Just googled him, first Ive ever heard of this cunt, he was no.1 pick in 2014?
>>66684485
Noice, I own the same fedora as him
>>66684496
>waifuing a smug half gook selling shitty cars agressively with the body of a can of soup and chin of captain america
'no'
>>66684496
>not feeling it
>post an even uglier woman
>>66684483
Trying to use shaming tactics in place of an argument is poor form Straffo. kys.
LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOYYYYLLLLDDDD
>>66684485
where do you think you are? Adelaide runs /sp/ m8
>>66684509
lmaooo, couldnt have said it better myself
>>66684527
I miss the old Adelaide (in your pic), Weatherill fucked this place up
>bitchmond
>>66684563
>voting labor
well there you go
>>66684513
>shaming tactics
>call anyone who isn't a /pol/tist neet faggot Straffo
Please have sex
>bogan jump
these threads always have me wonder; who are the biggest lot of mentally weak, insufferable cowards, Cucktorians or Worst Ausfailians?
fug:D :D
nig nad :D
>>66684496
can tell she is ugly under that makeup.
>>66684566
Pretty much desu
>>66684572
from reading that post, probably you
>>66684570
>all dis projecting.
kys Straffo.
>>66684572
worst ausfailians.
when cuckmantle or west choke lose - they are nowhere to be seen, but when they're up and winning, you'll know about it.
>>66684563
Pro Deo Et Patria amirite?
E D D I E
L
I
T
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>>66684589
IMO West Coke fans are the worst for this. Freo fans (at least the ones I know) never crow about winning because they haven't won anything of worth.
>>66684603
actually, yeah i agree.
RIOOOOOLLLLLIIIIIII
>>66684594
Yes
>>66684563
I'm not particularly partisan, but this government is a complete fuck up. Fucked the healthcare, built the 3rd most expensive building in the world or something, spend half a billion on a healthcare computer system which doesn't yet work, fucking up rymill park for a bus trench. Fuck Weatherill, seriously, and fuck that slimy cunt Koutsintonis.
Fucking memepies ruined my multi already lmao
>>66684582
>projecting about projecting
Ebin
>>66684625
Your entire city is a complete fuck up
I just assumed people lived there ironically
>>66684572
Cucktoria no doubt, SJW and shitskin capital of Australia.
Bestern Australia is the last bastion of the strong proud white man.
pic related
>>66684430
>>66684496
>dark hair
no thanks lads
>>66684634
If you don't live here you don't understand the positives. I'll leave it at that.
based Brody
>>66684645
>positives of living in adelaide
?????????????????????
>>66684625
The 'upgrades' are a complete joke. They're unnecessary, nobody wants them, and they don't benefit us in any immediate way. I'm convinced that Weatherill is either a faggot or a woman, he can't help but spend money on fickle shit. This State is on its way to being as poor as a post-commie soviet-bloc country, thanks to Weatherill and co.
>>66684645
all you have in adelaide is churches lmao
>>66684640
>Bestern Australia is the last bastion of the strong proud white man.
>strong proud
kek
KEK
>>66684645
Which ones are those exactly? The highest unemployment rate in the Commonwealth? The abject poverty?
>>66684496
/fordgirl/ life my friend
>Replaced Freeman with Howe and Aish
Just fuck my list up senpai
>Tigers are now a percentage booster
what went wrong
>collingshit
>shitmond
>essendope
>carltank
The state of cucktoria supposed """""""""big 4""""""""" KEK
I just found out I get this sport on my tv. Seems cool.
Where can I go for a crash course on the rules and what I should know about the teams?
>pies and tigers losing in the same hour
>>66684625
"Oh yeah guys let's fuck up a park people love and go to all the time so people can get into the city six minutes faster 5 morning a week"
Steven Marshall would never have done this.
giants or doggies for a smokie lads?
>>66684682
PLEASE
>>66684625
>Koutsintonis
a dodgy wog?? I don't believe it.
Seriously that guy is fucked and I'm unironically a Labor voter. Racks up thousands in speeding and parking fines while minister of transport. An ex-taxi driver who for some reason is making every effort to make Uber illegal. He's as bent as they come.
>yfw tigers kick a 15 goal last quarter and win
>>66684689
based doggos
I would literally murder everyone in this thread for a cheese and bacon roll from bakers delight
>Armitage kicks a point
>Collingshit fans leave anyway
Kek, mass exodus at the g lads
>>66684563
>tfw SA is the most labor state in the country
Labor will win the next state election too you can bet on it.
>>66684695
More chance of Lyon winning a hip mate
>>66684699
I'd like to see you try you silly cunt I'll put you in the fucking ground.
>>66684699
fuck i love Australian threads
>not eating a cheesymite scroll
Scott Thompsons guns man. Damn.
>>66684670
thank you for your support, homosexuals don't understand.
Lads, I'm off to protest illegal immigrants being in detention centres. My missus is staying home because she is giving english lessons to her friend Jamal.
cucktorian btw
>>66684699
>not a chicken cheeseburger from chicken treat
>>66684699
>not cheese and tomato roll
end yourself familia
>not having your club represent your entire state
I often wonder how it feels to support a shitty irrelevant club named over some irrelevant shitty suburb ala all of the cucktorian clubs
Like, how does it feel to be just another irrelevant fish in the ocean? Like, how does it feel to own a tiny suburb instead of a massive state? Lmao
I want normies to fuck off out of my /afl/ RIGHT NOW
>>66683277
I mean, I knew Richmond would fold and Adelaide would march over them, but this is retarded. richmond didn't even last the first quarter at a decent intensity.
Christ that team is pathetic. Hardwick and Bucks have to have pictures of their presidents fucking children or something, because neither of them have the respect of their players, neither can develop a list, and neither can into tactics.
>>66684694
He was caught for corruption just before the last State election... I wonder how he got 're-elected', lol. Slimy wog cunt.
Is there anything more beta than getting driven around in your girlfriend's car because you don't have your license?
>>66684719
You have exquisite taste senpai
>>66684723
i started /fordgirl/?
thanks for YOUR support I guess
>>66684731
>bragging about having an AFL team in your state
Wish we could just send the fucking Swans and whatever the fuck that Western Subs team is back to Cucktoria
>>66684737
Her bull sitting in the passengers seat and you in the back.
anyone else reckon the black zinger is just subliminal brainwashing to cuck white aussie men
>>66684737
not having a girlfriend at all?
>>66684737
Just being driven around by your gf is fucking pathetic enough
>>66684731
Cucktoria absolutely demolished
HAVE YOU EVER
Would smash this one lads
>>66684761
friend chicken is traditional negro food too
>>66684761
Nah, it doesn't taste very good desu
>>66684771
winner by miles
GOODYEAR LOOKED TYRED
DENNIS COMMETTI TIER COMMENTARY
>>66684771
Would marry/10
>>66684741
>this delusion
>>66684737
getting driven to the cinema by your mum to watch star wars on your own when you're 26 years old
>>66684737
Yes, being a wage duck and dick sucker to your boss so you can pay the gas needed to be a slave and dick sucker to your boss
Btw, nothing makes my day more than riding my bmx on the street during wage cuck go home time and scaring the shit out of all of you cuck car drivers by pretending that I don't see you coming
>>66684761
yes
how do you fuck up a kick that bad?
>CLOKE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66684804
it's choke we're talking about
The only reason St Kilda won is because of the home ground advantage
>>66684786
she wants to fuck, m8
cmon crows go for 100 points, and the eagles do the same next week
maybe then hardwick can get sacked and we can get a coach that has an idea
Collingshit BTFO
UPF on pooicide watch
Will /pol/ ever recover?
>>66684737
driving around your friend's girlfriend
>NRLel
>>66684737
went for my Ps in my gfs car lol
>>66684841
i pee'd in my gfs car lol
>>66684737
>not having your license
driving is so fucking easy, you idiot
>>66684841
>gf
if you didn't know we don't take too kindly to normies on the 4Chan. prepare to meet my blade
UPF shitters hanging themselves right now lel
c o m e b a c k ?
>>66684870
UPF are true patriots bruh
>Collingpoof
>>66684840
>/afl/ not specifying that it is AEST and not EST
kek
>>66684789
dismantle the welfare state
>>66684761
whenever I see the ad with the girl eating it in the car I just picture the words BLACKED coming on the screen
What the fuck is Adelaide doing
>>66684865
Dont be such a loser, make your own gf.
Threadly reminder that Tony Abbott is no longer prime minister and never will return
>>66684917
feels bad desu
>>66684917
The majority didn't like him m8
Thats democracy for ya
Who heres ready to watch the big birds roll some wharfie cunts
>fairweather Richmond 'fans'
>>66684939
heave ho cocko
Reply to this post.
>Channel Seven showing all the shitmond fans leaving already
>their club represents a suburb
>a suburb
>A FUCKING SUBURB
KEK
>>66684938
I know, I posted it to trigger /pol/tists kek
>>66684939
Fuck off unna.
Gonna be a scrappy wet weather game.
Don't reply to this post.
@66684951
no
Don't look at this post
>Worstern Australia has to schedule their games for Big Strong East Coast viewers
>even for their derby
You CANNOT make this shit up
>>66684917
The Far North will rise again
I just want good internet and dole money, labor for me.
>>66684995
Pajeet and Xiang will get it before you
>>66684994
>>66684994
>>66684994
/afl/ on elite PPG watch
Im a masochist who likes a good defense and a conventional, boring, traditonal attacking style. I also get violently drunk weekly.
Who to root for this year?
thank you aussierul.es
come on gws. my tv is shit. how about a clash guernsey?
>33% of tipsters picked Richmond to beat Adelaide
How delusional can a fanbase/cuckstate be?
>>66685016
>I'm a masochist...
Carlton. You shall support Carlton.
>>66685026
79% of tipsters also picked port to beat Adelaide. That's even fucking worse.
>9 minutes left in the quarter
>1-1
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
>Melbourne
who bloods here?
>fremantle is now bottom of the ladder
>>66685048
The wogs in the crowd must be loving it
>>66684978
It's not even on tv here.
please Titchell crack this one open.
>>66685061
Worst Australia should be excised physically by CFMEU members, towed out to sea and nuked
>>66685046
>tfw part of the statistical 13% that picked both
who /top8/ here?
worst australia need not apply
>>66685069
fuck, I'd much prefer it.
>>66685104
>meme games between meme teams
not much difference
is gaj playing?
>>66685147
Yes. With my heart
>>66685101
Crows reporting in
>>66685158
Inshallah
hawthorne 4-peat? ya know it is going to happen
>I rate the SCG
>>66685177
Did anyone even doubt them?
>>66685046
That's cos the media hype that meme team up year after year. Muh elite fitness, muh port Adelaide football, exciting footy etc etc. but these dumb cunt tipsters didn't watch them nearly get BTFO by st kilda the week before.
>>66685016
Tigers, if you want to continually make the finals and choke every time
>>66685204
that angry iggle faggot
>>66685226
anyone implies a human
someone post the screen cap of his "prediction"
>>66685225
Except Shitmond ain't making finals unless something drastic changes.
>>66685235
not this year I suppose, but it's still the patrician choice for a masochist
Is there a bigger flog than Slobbo?
>>66685203
all these uninformed bandwagoners from 3 years ago still here?
Its like 5m shorter/narrower than the mcg these days, was extended after the new stand was built
>>66685234
>anyone implies a human
snorted more than I should have.
Anyone else think Parker will win this brownlow with ease?
>>66685234
Didn't get one but in the archives go to the Geelong vs Hawthorn gamethread and he ran his mouth there
Mad as fuck after last year's GF
>>66685254
Swan has got it in the bag.
>>66685220
I believe people were looking at the final margin more than how the actual game was played. What a bunch of fuckwits
>only relevant game today is two Bestern Australian teams playing each other.
cucktorian """""""""afl"""""""""
>>66685300
Only relevant game this round is Hawks v Bulldogs, it'll set the tone for how the season will pan out. Freo and Wiggles are washups.
Where did all the rich Adelaide cunts slink off to? Is there a Pyne fundraiser at Chianti or something?
>>66685300
how?
Freo will get demolished, itll be boring as fuck. Sydney Derby is the game of the day
>>66685300
>bottom of the ladder
>relevant
if you say so
>>66685244
referring more to the fuck ugly mix of """"architecture""""
>>66685300
>9th v 18th
>relevant
How can we save Cucktorian 'football'?
>>66685329
oh, well then your wrong as fuck
SCG is top tier stadium sexiness
>dat heritage stand combined with massive bowl style
>>66685338
>played two games
> ladder position relevant
>>66685351
Yes
>>66685351
>thinking any game that freo play in is
maybe wait until they win a game
>>66685351
>ladder position
>ever relevant
>>66685345
>your
Learn English before having opinions and replying to me with them, despite how incorrect you eyes are.
>>66685359
>freshcunt
>appealing for deliberate everytime the ball goes out
Great, another fucking meme shit we didn't need
What we need is a T20 version of footy.
What danke maymays would you introduce?
>>66685363
>despite how incorrect you eyes are.
Is this b8?
>>66685363
>dives straight into grammar insults
>"despite how incorrect you eyes are"
You're wrong about the scg and cant even insult my grammar without looking autistic moight
>>66685388
hook, line and sinker.
>>66685369
I have no idea what the new "interpretation" is but I'm still calling this deliberates. Cunts need to stop using it, such a cop out.
>>66685344
have state of origin.
>>66685386
9 pointers
>>66685344
Half the number of cucktorian clubs.
>>66685386
A ball that lights up when you kick a torp.
>>66685396
yeah thatll make you look less retarded
>ill just pretend its bait, thatll totally werk
>>66685388
seek help
>>66685418
Not even who you're replying to I just want in on the shit posting kek.
>>66685404
It's funny that only irrelevant interstaters think there's some sort of state rivalry. I hate most of the other Vic teams, I wouldn't necessarily root for them if they were playing an interstate team because we have actual rivalries.
>>66685426
its what we do best desu
>>66685408
Perfect
>>66684658
>using churches as a negative
>>66685398
that would destroy cucktorian football
or rather >we would
>>66685449
A victorian team would fucking ruin any other state
>>66685402
SUPERGOAL MOTHERFUCKA
BASEDER BASED SYDNEY
>>66685454
most cucktorian afl teams would get rekt in the WAFL.
Why is she so perfect?
>tfw you'll never rent a room in Barcelona with her
This game is a cracker familia.
>>66685234
I know my opinon isn't much here but from an outsider's perspective Hawthorne has been the best team for a few years now, except for that year where all of Sydney blew out their knees right before/during the playoffs.
Swans would have probably won that one. 2014?
>>66685470
Just stop posting you stupid fuck
>>66685472
Her right eye is lazy m8 you can have her. Looks like the type of wife who'd suck your dick on camera in the kitchen, choice.
>>66685472
>you'll never rent a room in Barcelona with her
>not just sleeping in a dirty Las Ramblas hostel and blowing the remaining 100Euro a night on fire spanish cocaine
are you using a proxy or something?
>WAFL
I am aroused
>>66685470
Do WAutists actually believe this?
>afldud streaming women's exhibition match.
>>66685454
incorrect
every position you can fill on the park WA has an elite player FACT
it would be a very even contest 2bh
>>66685449
A victorian team would be able to choose from ablett, dangerfield, parker, hannebury, gray, pendlebury, mitchell and selwood in the midfield alone. Not to mention they would have goldstein hitting it to them. Any other state would get fucking obliterated, most of all what ever shitty team wa could patch together
That WCE Somali Ruck woman is better than Nig Nat lmao
>>66685520
What a faggot, perfectly fine gws syd game on right now.
>>66685521
Ok name a team then, start with the midfield
>>66685527
>selwood
I got some bad news for you if we're playing State of Origin familia.
>>66685533
it's half time to be fair
>>66685489
My right eye is lazy as well so she's is just perfect, we'll have lazy eyed children together and it will be amazing
How to fix cucktorian "football"
Keep the """big 4""", merge all other clubs into them. Maybe send a poorthorn/norf merged team to Tassie.
>we're actually approaching the bump limit
hasn't happened in a while
>>66685472
>tfw people rate this piece of lumber
>>66685546
??? He was born in bendigo
Why do Worst Australians continue to post as if they have some rivalry with anyone else?
>>66685562
kek my bad I have autism.
>man on the mark
triggered tbpfah
§mh tßh ƒam
>>66685549
Be good because with less cuck teams everyone could play each other twice and not have uneven draw every year.
>>66685580
Also team that finishes highest on the ladder gets a home GF. Cucktoria need to stop being home babies and getting unfair advantages.
Why are the chicks in the ultratune add so insufferably plastic and ugly?
>>66685594
Go invent your own sport if you dont like it
Has Eddie had a stroke or something? Can't get through 4 words without slurring something.
Get fucked Goodes you boong.
>>66685594
>potential for a grand final to be at metricon or spotless
No thanks
>>66685611
What'd Goodes do?
>>66685602
The WAFL predates VFL, fuckstick.
>>66685611
As well as being a boong he moved his retirement lap from Round 1 against Collingwood to this round because he was scared of muh racism from the Pies Patriots.
>>66685627
So why aren't there 10 WA teams?
>>66685627
And yet, you joined the VFL and not the other way round.
top cuck, you are literally ropeable
>mad at aboriginals
FLY THE FLAG
WALK WITH PRIDE
STANDING TALL
THERE'S NOTHING HOLDING US BAAAAAACCCCKKK
inspiring tßh, does the army need some gyprock put up at their house?
>>66685639
Kek
Imagine being afraid of Cucktorians
>>66685646
>WAFL founded 1885
>VFL founded 1897
You are playing our sport, cucktoria cucked again, KEK.
>>66685627
Hence the reason i said 'sport' you stupid fuck. It was invented in Victoria
*NEW THREAD*
>>66685405
>>66685405
>>66685405
>>66685650
Nope, the VFL got cucked into second tier irrelevancy and replaced (aka cucked).
>>66685676
fuck off.
>200 games
>a charlie
>all australian
pridGOAT
>>66685627
>>66685646
>>66685650
>>66685668
>>66685667
>WAFL founded 1885
>VFL founded 1877
?
>>66685668
1885 is earlier than 1897, stay furious and cucked, cucko.
>>66685667
And still you only have two teams and will never ever see a grand final played in your state. Sure feels gud being 'cucked'
>>66685679
Are you confusing the VFL and the WAFL? The VFL literally became the AFL, you retarded inbred.
You are absolutely embarrassing yourself right now.
Stay mad.
Stay insecure.
Stay obsessed.
>>66685700
You're really struggling to grasp what i said. How is victoria at all cucked? We have 10 teams and the grand final in our state every year, what would i possibly be mad about?
>WA finished 2015 1 & 2
>Freo got comprehensively cucked at home
>WCE proved they were a meme that can't handle the wide space of the MCG
>>66685711
Since the AFL started.
>Interstate teams won 11 hips with max of 2 (TWO) teams.
>Cucktoria teams won 14 hips with minimum of 10 (TEN) teams.
States with 2 (two) teams cuck the shit out of Cucktoria's 10 (ten)
>>66685700
But you're wrong
>>66685735
>most of the teams are suburbs
That barely even counts
>>66685700
Lol why don't you hurry up and secede? Oh wait
>ctrl + f
>search "cuck"
>1 of 56
I hope you all die
>>66685765
You just added to the tally m7
>complains about the problem whilst being the problem
>>66685765
Anon its mainly west australians, because they're fucking retarded
>>66685714
VFL ceased existence and literally replaced (cucked) by a national comp. All other states keep their state leagues, only cucktorias got over-taken (cucked) by national comp.
>>66685765
>being triggered by words
kek
>>66685775
The vfl still exists you stupid fuck
>>66685775
So when are Peel joining the AFL?
>>66685775
The VFL still exists you absolute mong
>>66685775
You just keep comprehensively embarrassing yourself.
>>66685639
K E K
really?
>>66685788
>>66685798
>taking the bait
>>66685775
>VFL ceased existence
noice b8
Reminder that the Sandringham Zebras would beat the Dockers or West Cuck Eagles
>>66685803
Yeah he did, pretty sad
>>66685744
Why would i care about the performance of other teams than the one i support? Im just glad that the majority of matches are played near where i live and that its a 30min walk for me to go watch the grand final every year
>>66685765
WAfag here, this is the worst case of c uck spam I've seen since last year when that Vic got so booty blasted he created pic related. I'd nom you uselss cunts for Autist Team but this shit shouldn't be encouraged.
>>66685803
Yeah mate he's a poof.
Lads, can you please post itt and tell WalkBro he is on Nobel Prize watch?
>>66679860
>>66679860
>>66685788
>>66685798
>>66685810
>vfl still exists
As second string reserves teams (aka cucks), pls stop being so cucked cucktoria.
>>66685837
Walkcunt on irrelevance watch
Maori Fingerblast is a shit spoort and should be disbanded
@66685846
You don't even deserve a (You) for this
>>66685846
>le cuck xd
Wow you worst australians sure don't have much of a vocabulary
>>66685846
So when are Peel joining the AFL?
>>66685765
>not F3
embarrassing tbqh
is not being a power user part of your plan?
>>66685834
I predict 90% of the fury is this very thread is the same cucktorian cuck who made that.
NEW THREAD
>>66685874
Why is the 3rd most relevant footballing state arguing with basedtoria?
>>66685883
>the Etihad Stadium
