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Wizards qbp we out here
Stop falseflagging me
I'm going to false flag as the Cloppers fan during the playoffs and there is not a damn thing he can do about it
WHY WAS I BORN IN CANADA
Should have used this as the OP image
Did anyone see the Broad City with Blake Griffin. Does anyone think his dick is as big as the show led on?
>>66657856
>>66657866
l i t e r a l l y
kryptonite
>playoff lebron
>advanced stats
>2-4
dare i say? is Canada ded? Toronto is a bust?
I'm tired of these fucking leaf raptor posters...I'm not like them America
>>66657915
>anime
>meme response
blocked
>>66657913
I only saw a clip weren't they making fun of him for having a small dick?
>>66657934
I don't trust you homie
>>66657939
what website are you on senpai? oh and
>2-4
>>66657874
>>66657892
>>66657867
it's starting
>>66657934
>>66657892
>>66657874
>>66657860
>that flag
>this topic
blocked
>>66657834
>drake pic
self hating american, blocked
>>66657934
so what team are you a fan of?
>>66657834
http://strawpoll.me/7308767/
>>66657943
Blake is a pretty big guy
>all these massive autists shitposting about canada
Fuck off leafs, no one cares that you're from canada, and if you're from canada you better be a fan of the fucking raptors or you're a bandwagoning sack of shit. Lakers are also acceptable for a second choice, but dont you dare say any other team, or you're just announcing your faggotry on the internet for all to see.
>>66657952
i can see your posts man, your blocked
>>66657974
clippers
>>66657985
>implying all canadians weren't heat fans while lebron was there
>Which NBA player has she had sweaty, raunchy, dirty sex with?
Trick question, she's had that with me and I'm not an athlete
>>66657985
>rooting for dwane casey
>rooting for derozan
>rooting for terrence ross
>rooting for the happiness of the multicultural toilet that is toronto
what are you doing?
>>66657985
>Cheering for the worst sports city in the country
Lmfao
>>66657983
4 u
>>66657990
>>66658071
kryptonite
>>66658011
>canadians
>heat fans
Hold the fuck up, was this a thing? You mean after chris bosh ass fucked us vince carter-style dumb ass fucking leafs bandwagoned the axis of evil? Jesus christ...
>tfw no gf, ever
>Canada's greatest enemy is themselves
>>66657979
Is having an uncut dick actually dirtier? I feel like basic hygiene can make sure it's fine
I also feel like, in America, having an uncut dick is kinda weird desu I've heard gfs freaking out when they find out a guy is uncut
is hinkie 7kt? ?
>>66658104
fight fire with fire
or should i say
fight syrup with syrup
>>66658103
from the pictures I see of Australian women you're not missing out on anything
Chicago bulls dream team
SAVE_US_DRAKE
>>66658091
how many of those pics do you have? good thing i cant see it cause your blocked lol
>>66658125
it's not dirtier. feels good to not be mutilated and have full dick sensation
>>66658128
thats not a trap right?
The Warriors and the Spurs are a combine 134-21 this season. First time in NBA history that two teams battle it out with at least 65 wins.
>>66658167
kryptonite. please, talk about "playoff lebron"
the same "playoff lebron" that gets dominated in 67% of his finals appearances
>2-4
>>66658150
>Don't Even Bother Painting the 3 Point Line: The Team
>>66658063
>>66658073
>living anywhere but ontario
It's like you enjoy living in economically unstable shitholes. Outside of vancouver and maybe montreal the vast majority of canada is bumblefuck useless. Winnipeg for example is a terrible frigid place full of mosquitos and despair. I don't know how humans can live in such an awful place. The prairies are a giant wasteland of parched wheat and the maritimes, while entertainingly drunk, are basically uninhabitable. It's like you weirdos actually enjoy living in totally irrelevant hobbit hovels.
What if Kobe Bryant got drafted by the Cavaliers and played his whole career there, and what if Lebron James got drafted by the Lakers and played his whole career there. Who would have more rings?
>>66658150
damn is rose really the best bulls pg all time?
I never really understood why "LeBron fans burning his jersey" is used when describing LeBron fans. I bet if Kobe left in 2007 like he wanted to there would be damn near riots. Also only like 5 people burned their jersey. Not to mention LeBron was and probably still is the only thing Cleveland has going for them (not including Ohio State because most of Ohio are fans of them). So him leaving was a really big deal.
>>66658193
you sure seem triggered by the term playoff lebron
>>66658195
>$308 billion in debt
>TWICE California's
there is fucking nothing in Ontario besides nu-males, always-texting perpetually apathetic fat and tattooed and skrillex-haircut-having bitches, and a shitload of Indians. Enjoy your overpriced shithole of a province
>>66658211
I think the point you're trying to make is that the lakers have a better front office than the cavs and no talent can make up for executive retardation. In general, I agree with you, apart from one thing. There is no fucking way lebron could play with >shaw. Sure, kobr was definately the second fiddle in this situation, but lebron would simply not put up with being the objective second best player on his team. He would chimp out and move to miami before wining even 1 ship.
>>66658238
>if
the last, and only bastion of lebron nutlickers
>>66658239
>y-you're mad!
kryptonite
>>66658211
Tim Duncan
>>66658211
whatever team phil jackson goes too
IT'S CHANO SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS
CHANCE 3 WHO HYPE
>>66657834
reportan
>>66658273
>cornball rap
next
>>66658273
I used to really fuck with chance and I liked his arrangements on the life of Pablo but idk I feel like he may have already peaked
We will see tho, I haven't listened to his new song yet but I'm kind of getting sick of him
>>66658264
>s-shit he's right
>k-kryptonite
stop crying, its ok to be wrong
>>66658256
That guy is right though. Unless you live in Vancouver, Montreal or Toronto you're pretty much in a rotten shithole filled with drunk Aboriginals.
>>66658299
kek
besides that dance at the end, that music video was so fucking lame
thread has more cancer than craig sager right now
>>66658309
I'm in Montreal pham. square up
>>66658256
>muh poor understanding of abstract fiscal solvency relative to a post-consumer economy
>unironically using the phrase "nu-males"
Freindo, trudeau has already brought beer to our grocery stores, and once pot becomes legal ontario is going to be a post-amsterdam international tourist destination. I think you're just salty that you're province relies on resource extraction instead of having a knowledge based economy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL3qJc1-SiE
kek
>>66658330
>square up
damn they say that in canada? fucking come up with your own slang, moose fuckers
>>66658330
Sup Francois
speak french
>>66658188
its Go Wiz's girlfriend, so yes its a trap but her penis is feminine enough that it shouldnt matter
>>66658354
America, no one has ever said that in canada without referencing proper shooting form and foot positioning relative to a basket, or the adjustment of a measuring implement relative to a predetermined standard.
>>66658348
>trudeau
>>66658354
right after you come up with something more creative than "moose fuckers"
>>66658304
right about what? playoff lebron?
LMAO
you never even explained what playoff lebron even is, while I did. playoff lebron:
>2-4
>>66658365
This
A cure feminine penis
>>66658360
"no"
that's French for "No"
>playoff lebron
>>66658410
What a beautiful language
>>66658384
atleast i dont steal slang from canada
>DeMarre Carroll will be available tonight for Raptors
"I have headaches"? Is that gonna be his excuse? pathetic
>>66658389
>you never even explained what playoff lebron even is,
why do you need this to be explained to you? can you not comprehend what it could mean?
>>66658459
who
>>66658410
Non
>>66658047
delete this
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>>66658350
damn that's creepy
>>66658459
Got more headaches than Craig Sager has cancer
>>66658350
>crawdad
whose fucking dad is it?
explain yourselves amerifats
>>66658479
>too dumb to explain his points
yeah man dazzling stuff. again, what is playoff lebron? all I see is:
>2-4
so if the warriors dont tie the record, will kerr start resting them?
>>66658527
>Ginobili is a legit Hall of Famer
are there really any doubts
>>66658303
>he's not doing front flips
>>66658323
The train part was pretty meh, but the sky and dance parts were awesome breh
>>66658546
this is the worst time to collectively rest your starters, four games short of the first playoff round. they're still the team to beat but man this record chase kinda fucked them up in their playoffs preparation
>>66658527
Is it first come, first serve?
>>66658527
I was debating reporting you for blatant shilling, but I think living in germany is punishment enough. Go enjoy some excellent beer, some terrible food, and all the schadenfreude you can stomach.
And yes Ginobili is a hall of famer, that shammgod is tight.
>>66658551
Had one of my friends call him a system baby just had to get it out of my system
>>66658574
yep
>>66658576
i just copy pasted the shit out of a email i got for owning a league pass you can just use the code to watch a game of your choice for free m8
>>66657943
No it was that he was so big she couldn't fit it so they did various other things
>>66658578
wow, better sleep with his girl
>DeMarre Carroll will be active for tonight's game in Atlanta
So, what you're trying to say is that, those raps, you trying to say those RAPTORS ARE REALLY OUT HERE?
>>66658545
>cant possibly comprehend what playoff lebron could mean
kek, anime posters everyone
Let's say the Warriors WIN tonight. Would you rest or still go for the record?
>>66658612
This happened to a friend of mine and I'm sad it'll never happen to me
>>66658625
Rest
Should be resting a long time now
>>66658622
what does it mean? oh yeah, it means
>2-4
kryptonite
>>66658625
tying it isnt the same as beating it, i'd rest but it's probably too late
>>66658658
you need to go back to elementary school and learn how to use context clues to figure out unknown vocabulary :)
>>66658625
record tbqh. i dont get resting right before the playoffs anyways, it'll just make you rusty. people like to say that it pays off with the Spurs, but it was a direct cause of them choking to the Cloppers in the first round last year. they played like shit for the first couple games and never recovered
>>66658679
>he never explained what playoff lebron actually is
>there is a quantifiable measure of "playoff lebron"
>2-4
>>66658512
Nah, she's MY waifu
>>66658625
they have the chance to possibly break two of the greatest records in one season. the rockets undefeated start (which they got) and this, id go for it.
>>66658696
Playoff LeBron is when he reads children's books before games and shuts off his cell phone. How have you not figured that out yet?
>>66658696
>he cant use context clues
>he needs everything spoonfed to him
>he think reaction images will make his post funnier
>sleeping on the Cavs
>>66658705
what other record? if they win out wont they tie the bulls record?
caption this photo
>>66658710
he read the hunger games one year right?
>>66658726
what is playoff lebron? oh yeah
>2-4
didn't you block me AHAHAHAHAHA stupid motherfucker AHAHAHAHAHA
>>66658747
they only have 9 losses. they can break the record by one game
>>66658759
ya hunger games and some shit like harry potter
>>66658757
Post a better photo. All I could think about was:
>[flops internally]
>Cock goes where?
>that feel when you take a big poo and the piss water splashes your ass
>>66658779
he barely has a high school education (ie getting hummers for his crackwhore mother) so it doesn't surprise me he reads pleb shit like that
>>66658766
for some reason i thought the bulls record was 9 losses, yeah if they win tonight might as well go all in
>>66657985
I hate the leafs too much to cheer for the raptors
>>66658757
"Hey James, surprise! We just signed Dwight to a max contract!"
>>66658759
>ahahahaha
of course it's the ahahahaha guy who else is so stupid to not know about playoff lebron
Let me just ask you something, do you hate Christian Laettner?
>>66658799
>he doesn't like Neptune's Kiss
What the fuck Canada??
>>66658844
>Neptune's Kiss
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Well done america, well done.
Carroll will be active for tonight's game after missing 41 games.
>>66658819
kek
but seriously what happened to the rockets? i had them for like 60 wins this year
>>66658836
what is playoff lebron? the guy that loses 67% of his finals appearances? the guy that would be 1-5 without ray allen? the guy that quit against the mavs? the guy that makes 35% of his field goals in a series and gets memed on by steph curry? I'm genuinely curious, because all I can see is
>2-4
>>66658866
I expect him to be sloppy as fuck and barely able to shoot. Norman Powell should start and have Carroll come off the bench.
>>66658745
hey remember when the whole city of leaveland took another L
p.s. lebron is 0-2 in leaveland in the finals
>>66658755
Talk to me the Craptors win a single playoff series.
>>66658837
As a wolves fan, I don't hate him, I just resent him for not being Shaw nor Mourning, who were the picks ahead of him in 1992 that we didn't have
>>66658906
>cLeaveland
>>66658906
What part of cleaveland are you from again?
>>66658886
damn lebron must really make you upset
kek your probably a bulls fan
>>66658906
>tfw my franchise has more chips than this guy's franchise
Life is amazing
>>66658960
>y-you're mad!
>still no explanation for what a playoff lebron is
>>66658940
the one in florida
>>66658902
>02
>0-2
lebron is 0-2 for the Cavs hahahahahahahah, who took more L's for that city.. Lebron or Craig Ehlo?
>>66658940
>stealing my signature line in pursuit of (You)s
Holy fuck Canada is pathetic lmao.
>>66658962
>this fucking 4x5 collage of pleb music
Holy shit, I don't normally reply to trips, but this is the epitome of entry-level /mu/core. No wonder you like the league's most shook team.
>>66658962
>Boring, Generic Taste: The Collage
>>66658970
you're obviously upset, why else would care so much
>>66658999
the only entry level /mu/ shit there is NMH and MAYBE LUM, he does have the most pleb LUM album there
>>66659014
>no chips: the trip
Hahahahhahahaa qbp stay winning
>>66658999
Some stuff wasn't me and some stuff, like the Anderson paak album is me listening to something for the first time
Was somewhat underwhelming imo
>>66659029
I have all LUM shit I just haven't listened to it in a while
>>66659024
you keep replying despite "blocking" me lmfao
>2-4
left or right bros
>>66658993
>"signature line"
>screencapping your own post in the archives just to prove it
>nobody even gave it a (You) until some anon took it and made it funny
what a fag hahahaha i bet you think you don't have a massive ego of a complete dipshit homer lmao
>>66658962
Go fuck yourself
>>66659047
youre the one that keeps replying to me
obviously you really wanna know what playoff lebron means. must mean a lot to you to know
>9 days until the playoffs
WHO HYPE HERE???
>>66658993
You are a piece of shit to be honnest.
>>66659048
Right
>>66659060
I know what it means. I just want to hear your feeble justifications for why he tears through the trash ass eastern conference only to get stomped when it matters
ie
>2-4
Who is the most hated player in the NBA? (most people talk trash about these guys)
>>66659055
Come fuck me
>>66659090
>-y-yeah i knew what it meant all along
yea ok bud
>>66659051
>caring about (You)s
(You) are a faggot.
>>66659115
just as I thought, can't explain shit
>2-4
>>66659072
about time
playoffs will be pretty exciting this year
>>66659118
Doesn't change the fact that you are literally an insufferable homer with a shitty ego.
You're a legit piece of shit
>>66659118
>screencapping his own (you)s
Aw dude I tried man I tried to like you I really did
>>66659118
stop triping no one cares that youre a cavs fan. infact i would just prefer if you were an anonymous shitposter
>>66659127
just as i thought didnt really know it
what happened to the le funny reaction images? ran out?
>Who is the defensive player of the year?
>>66658987
>hehehehe cuckold xD
No one in this thread knows what cuckolding is.
>>66659137
damn just noticed you started to use a trip, no longer my favorite poster
>>66659179
Kawhi Leonard
>he doesn't care about (You)'s
>>66659048
my lu >your lu
>>66659165
you wish LOL
>2-4
>>66659102
N-n-no homo
>>66658449
On the road against his former team, no less.
http://www.thescore.com/nba/news/1001953
>After 42 games on the shelf, Toronto Raptors swingman DeMarre Carroll will be back in uniform Thursday night against his former team, the Atlanta Hawks.
>Raptors head coach Dwane Casey isn't certain Carroll will play, but said the 29-year-old - who's been recovering from arthroscopic right knee surgery - will be available if needed.
>>66659185
it's that feeling you get when you see someone respond to your post
>>66658073
Didn't every single leaf hockey team miss the playoffs?
They are likely the best team, my maplenigger.
WARRIORS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlXZsu5xEC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlXZsu5xEC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlXZsu5xEC0
>>66659197
whats yours
>>66659186
Dang man :(
I had to get a trip people kept pretending to be me
>>66659198
damn you sure have a lot of pictures dedicated to lebron,
also
>he doesnt know
>>66659198
and 0-2 in the city of leaveland hahahahaha
>>66659211
Montreal is the best leaf team but didn't make the playoffs because the star goaltender was out for the entire season.
Toronto Maple Leafs are a joke
who /stephcurry/ here
>>66659222
nice trips
>>66659235
Why so obsessed with Cleveland that you change a general LeBron discussion to a Cleveland discussion?
It wouldn't happen to be because you're shook that Cleveland might win their first title two months from now, would it?
The Spurs will get rekt. Bogut will BTFO all their lanklets
>>66659258
who do you think is the worst player on the cavs
>>66659264
what if we lost frenchbro
If you're from Toronto and don't support the Raptors you deserve the death penalty. People from Windsor are allowed to cheer for Detroit however. If you're in Vancouver you can be a fan of Portland and if you're in the prairies you are allowed to support Minnesota. Anything else and you're a filthy bandwagoner
>>66659258
>can't even beat the Pacers
Lool what a faggot
>>66659280
Sasha Kaun
POST POINT GUARDS BETTER THAN KYRIE IRVING
>>66659213
now these guys were basketball players...both ends of the court...fuck the warriors and all their """"Fans""""...you heard it from the greatest SF himself, they didnt need no rest.
>>66659352
>>66659299
>having to guilt trip people in your area to cheer for your local team because they want to cheer for someone else
Lmfao. Feels good to live somewhere with a strong sports culture.
>>66659363
>those marijuana eyes
>>66659227
I have a lot of NBA pictures. keep evading the question pussyboy
>2-4
>>66659352
Livingston
>>66659245
btw that faggot cp3 screwed up a nice lineup yesterday
I knew I should have put kanter in the UTIL when westy was announced to be resting but I felt uncomfortable leaving so much cash on the table
>>66659213
don't see anyone BTFOing anyone there.
why does everybody in this general seem to be in hysterics all the time? you look like nancies.
>>66659242
I'll give you a (you) bby
I don't really like curry tho
why is everyone ignoring the pippen harper video? dude just indirectly said fuck the warriors.
THEY WONT BREAK THE RECORD, THE SPUDS BETTER TAKE THEM OUT OR I SWEAR THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW THEIR FACES ON /NBA/ AGAIN AFTER ALL THE SHITPOSTING AND TRASH TALK.
#KEEPTHEBULLSRECORDSAFE
>>66658094
Yes. That;s why canada posters get so much shit in here.
>>66659429
I mean, they aren't wrong. A regular season record is a meme without a ring
WHO THE FUCC HYPE
Based Scott Raab talking about what being a Cleveland fan is all about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xK9-ujQ7GI
The Warriors will rest players vs Memphis and they'll lose. That's how they tie 72-10
>>66659494
>what being a Cleveland fan is all about.
It's all about losing
>>66659494
>whore of akron
is this a video about your mom?
>>66659497
But they're losing both to the Spurs
>>66659379
no one is evading any question
keep replying to me
>Patrick Ewing is lobbying for the Knicks' coaching gig.
:^)
if this happens the Timberwolves are gonna win multiple rings within the next decade
>Spurs not resting anyone tonight
Oh boy glad I dont have any lectures tomorrow.
The Spurs are so low-key that they waited until someone tried to break the record before they won 70 games. Popovich is ridiculous
>>66659572
All part of the master plan
>>66659516
I dunno man. Tonight is the kind of night where pop fucks around and benches everyone for shits and gigs. Hell, if he could, he'd probably just stay home with Tim, Manu, and Tony and watch the game on TV
threadly reminder that
>2-4
is kryptonite to any lebron nuthugger's GOAT argument. there is l i t e r a l l y no retort to it
>>66659543
here's your (you) mr can't-define-playoff-lebron man
>>66659564
>the hinkie meme will finally come to fruition after he's forced out
If they get Murray and Hield, I'm watching the sixers
>>66659605
>le streaky man
No
>>66659605
hnnnnngggg
>>66659613
Now this is obsession.
>>66659625
>le ball handler DPOY center
>>66659564
i hope the celtics become the new 76ers after the 6ers get good.
also
feast your eyes on a REAL basketball team, with players that were good all around...they didnt rely on moving screens and fucking tackling. they didnt bitch and moan to the media, they got it done. fuck the warriors
>>66659626
>hnnnnngggg
>>66659643
Nah the only real basketball team in recent memory was the Pistons with Chauncey Bishops, Ben Wallace, Rasheed Wallace, Tayshaun Prince and Rick Hammilton
![matt-barnes-ftr-020816jpg_p8euq0a0glgn16xop4sub4411[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dcMQ8ka.jpg "matt-barnes-ftr-020816jpg p8euq0a0glgn16xop4sub4411[1]")
Murray is coming home
I kind of jokingly said 7kt was hinkie back when this whole thing started...I would like the loremasters to note this for the record
where is his best fit bros? hes underrated and wasting his prime not even making the playoffs
>>66659723
>where is his best fit bros?
the garbage
>>66659723
Sup ocd
>>66659723
i cant even tell who this dude is
joe johnson?
>>66659723
Eric Bledsoe isn't all that good
>>66659754
hahahahahahahaha it's eternal
>>66659723
Any team that needs a scoring Pg. Houston, Indiana, bucks, Utah or Atlanta
fucking swear, the spurs better beat the warriors....if they dont i dont ever wanna hear another spurs fan again....literally no excuses can be made, they are rested and everything...
I don't think the Spurs are winning tonight.
>>66659723
>his best fit
Right here - >>66659731
>I don't think the Spurs are winning tonight.
>>66659613
keep replying to me
Just give them the trophy already, analytics have never been wrong.
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/page/BPI-Playoff-Odds/espn-nba-basketball-power-index-playoff-odds
>>66659862
>>66659862
>>66659862
Raps vs Hawks
Derrick Rose is cancer and needs to be thrown out
>>66659859
I know, right? The Rockets 4 chips with Harden is proof of it
why don't west coast games start earlier? I gotta be up at 4:00 senpai
>>66659800
doesn't matter. master ruseman pop will just feed his observations into his big beautiful basketball machine. he'll get to watch the warriors play western conference finals intensity game while the dubs are chasing the record.
>>66659851
YOU
>>66659859
I don't know if you've been following ESPN's 73-win tracker but it fluctuates wildly after every game. Analytics are scattershot and only rarely are they useful.
is hinkie being fired all a part of pop's master plan?
>>66659903
Hello sir! It seems you have missed the sarcasm in my post!
why is colangelo such a faggot? why is he trying to make hinkie look crazy?
>>66659925
>mfw SPC betrayed 7KT/Hinkie one last time
>mfw RBL are now really out here
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
>>66659999
(Wew)
>>66659999
QUADS
>>66659952
>Bledose/Kobe/Westbrook hybrid
we meta humor now
>>66659999
not bad anon, who do you dedicate your quads to?
>>66660052
Sorry, all I see is a picture of Kobe.
>>66659999
its ok senpai you get another chance in 6000 posts
>>66659952
that's actually kobe's body, bledsoe's face and westbrook's ear
>>66660053
it should be to D'Angelo Russell. he knows he fucked up and i pray the basketball gods are lenient but firm with him.
i want the 60000000 post
if i get it, the memes will fall tonight by the spurs blade!
millsap triple double tonight
>>66659925
Hinkie being fired is part of the process
>>66660114
You're really really really late on that one
JUST
>>66659939
muh bad
>>66660147
MOMMA
>>66660166
GOT
>>66660147
serena?
>This guy just declared for the draft
12/7
>>66660134
>>66660134
>>66660194
>30 year old african pretending he's 19
yeah nah
>>66660194
Fucking Dwight Howard/Tyson Chandler legs
>>66658238
Is that slumdog Brad Pitt?
>>66660194
he's gonna be an enormous bust
who's going to get the 6666666 post?
if it's me, this very post, the los angeles lakers will 10 peat and ill get tons of gfs which ill share with the bulls fans and raptors fans,
>>66660331
are you retarded? there are 6000+ posts left
>>66658886
This guy genuinely has no friends, comes on the internet, to 4chan, and still manages to be an insufferable moron.
What's even better is I bet he's having a little chuckle to himself while he does it. Keep up the good work my man, no matter how shit my life is, I'll always be safe in the knowledge I'm not you.
>>66660347
what are you talking about? we are like | ---this----| close....analyze them faggot.
I still can't believe coach nick made a video about curry being an elite defender. Just embarrassing desu senpai
>Canadian Raptors fans get the 66666666 post with a drake image
>>66660416
He's just some high school coach right? Why the fuck does it matter what he says?
i want 7kt's cuck
>>66660439
Because he's still more knowledgeable about basketball than anyone in this thread. He studies basketball for a living.
>>66660426
fuck drake, who listens to that shit anyways?
>>66660426
if you won't be spamming /nba/ memes at the time you should feel bad senpai
>>66660349
>that flag
>this post
>>66660461
>He studies basketball for a living.
bet he can't meme like me though
>>66660461
>anyone in this thread.
I laugh whenever people say this stuff. People were saying the same shit about Hinkie. No dude, having an official job doesn't automatically make someone more qualified. I guess Tyronn Lue knows more than everyone here too.
Who was better in high school?
LeBron or kobr
>>66660493
Damn Canada that is some type of shitposting right there.
Maybe curry will score 50 points tonight
>>66660493
Well he's a coach in the NBA while you're a....?
What does that tell you? These dudes have way more knowledge on the game than you think
>>66660493
He does. Not only is he a coach but he was a player for years.
How arrogant can Canadians get?
>>66660493
what does a bank like beemo know about basketball? do they know the difference between a double dribble and a double double?
I honestly can't fucking wait for Golden State's 10th loss tonight.
will LeBron ever win a ring in Cleveland? how old will he be if it happens?
>>66660540
>>66660542
>we want to play fast
>jk lol we want to play slow
>ah you know what just give lebron the ball
lmfao
>>66660550
Same here. I won't be watching but I'm hype. Checking /sp/ as soon as i wake up
>>66660499
Well Lecrab was taken at #1 and was the most hyped NBA draft pick of all time and Kobr was taken in the middle of the first round and was traded for Vlade Divac so you do the math
last two digits are how much points curry score today
>>66660493
>I guess Tyronn Lue knows more than everyone here too
...
>>66659866
keep replying youre so fucking mad
>>66660349
>tfw the rest of /nba/ is starting to get fed up with this autist
even Britbong is bringing the bantz now too. you're time is up 2-4 ahahahaha ayy81 bullyball lakerfag
>>66660567
You have a childlike brain my friend.
I only watch basketball during the playoffs. Do >my Pacers have a chance?
>>66660610
i hate you brazil, i hope the memes get shut the fuck down, and you go into hiding, and you geta vpn to hide from the shame...i hope YOU GET BTFO
Why isn't anyone talking about Goran Dragic, is it because he isn't black?
>>66660598
Go on, enlighten me. What grand, dark mysteries of the league does he consult? Is it like an anime style summons where he spills blood on the ground and then the ghost of Red Auerbach rises up and tells him all the secrets?
If the Wolves win the lottery and form a Wiggins/Towns/Simmons Big 3, how many chips will they win?
Playoffs are gonna be so lit
>>66660648
You're saying a former NBA player who is now a head coach doesn't know more about basketball then us
>>66660601
They're either going to beat Toronto or lose to Cleveland in the first round.
>>66660601
Yes
E!SPN says it's a .1% chance
>>66660648
>Canadian intellectuals
>>66659613
>>66660589
kryptonite
>>66660632
I hate him too desu
>>66660648
Grow up.
>>66660650
Towns would be the best jump shooter on that team.
>>66660677
I have superb knowledge of basketball since I post on /nba/ frequently.
>>66660648
Boy if you got a head coaching job in the even a D3 school you wouldn't know wtf to do, you'd be shitting yourself before every game. 4chan memes don't translate well over into the real world buddy
>>66660702
hm, he already is
>>66660679
you are so fucking mad
>>66660712
what would a basketball team coached by a supercomputer that has /nba/'s brain programmed into it look like?
>>66660692
feels nice to falseflagging you
>>66660648
Wow you are a fucking dork.
>I have superb knowledge of basketball since I post on /nba/ frequently.
>>66660663
Lue knows more than Patrick Ewing which is why he has a job and Ewing doesn't
>>66660712
>substitute
>shoot 3s
>defend
ayy we're the goddamn warriors lite. Coaches aren't even that fucking smart, that's why it's such a copycat league. You have like 5 smart coaches and then everyone else desperately rides their jockstraps trying to keep up
>>66659613
>>66660721
still waiting on that explanation
>>66660648
oh wait you're actually serious.
someone making decisions you wouldn't make doesn't mean they know less about the subject matter than you do.
i wonder what makes people end up with this warped sort of mindset. bit of humility hasn't hurt anyone.
>>66660636
we gotta see how Dragic performs in the playoffs. this will be his first time getting meaningful minutes in the playoffs in, I don't even know how long. i cant remember the last time ive seen in him in the post season
>>66660792
i dont have to explain shit, eat dick
I'm getting sleepy help me stay up for the late game
>>66660820
>i dont have to explain shit
>>66660730
it would be a team of 5 Shaw clones and 5 Chuck clones. no meme shooting allowed, only big man BBQ chicken ball
>>66660829
Unzip your penis
>>66660785
Mudiay kinda looks like Jimmy Butler + Greek Freak
Who are some good players to follow on snapchat
>>66660885
He plays like MJ + Chris Paul
>>66660853
i dont, who said i do?
>losing to the hawks
so what happened to this faggot?
>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
>>66660779
Yeah that might work at some flyover college campus but you have to have heart and PLENTY of basketball knowledge, we're talking 10 years plus of being around pro players and dissecting plays. This doesn't mean tou need exp coaching but you need to live and breathe basketball you fucking dweeb hold this L
>>66660902
sup harry's lawyer
DERRICK FISHER ON TNT TURN ON YOUR TV WE GONNA SEE SOME BLOOD
>>66660902
In hiding. Threatening to sue a millionaire is pretty dumb, Hinkie should have counter sued
do you guys think Matt Winer is afraid of Shaq?
Alright coach.. down 3 points and only 1 second left. What do we do?
DON'T SHOOT 3S YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
ANON SHOOT THE J AND WIN ONE FOR DA LAND
>>66660969
inbound alley-oop to deandre jordan for the surefire tried-and-true dunk & and-one combo
>>66660984
B-b-b-b-but Canada coach said no 3's. WHAT DO I DO LEBRON???
WHAT'S MATT BARNES DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>66660829
>stay up for the Lakers game
>go to bed at 10am
>wake up at 1am
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
SAVE ME
>>66660984
You said you were the the best player in the world, why the fuck would you pass it to a 5'10 manlet who can't shoot for shit?
>>66661005
>>66661024
ANON PLEASE JUST SHOOT IT AND WIN ONE FOR DA LAND!!!!!!
>>66661011
>Kenny and shaw making jokes about that
>some moths later he's actually on the show
Ironic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRu-UkHiq5A
>>66660984
>you will never help LeGod win one for Da Land
>>66661046
no u
anybody want to take bets? I got warriors over spurs if warriors lose ill leave /nba/ forever
>tfw getting really antsy for the game and wanna pack a qbp but have shit to do
>>66660984
I GOTCH YOU SENPAI
>>66661083
No you won't. You'll keep curryposting like the giant faggot you've always been
>>66661053
TNT is just not the same without all 4 of them there
He's getting back there 1 step at a time.
>>66660896
another internet victory won by yours truly
>tfw bought a PS2 so I could play it at work
>tfw bought NBA Live 06
>tfw Ginobili is an absolute beast in the game
Damn I miss prime Manu ;_;
>>66660896
>>66661180
fuck no you didn't
>>66661211
we both know what's actually gonna happen
>down by 1 vs the Warriors
>2 seconds left
>lebron kicks it to kyrie
>brick
>>66661199
>buying a PS anything
SHOOK
>>66661199
same ;_;. i miss the mid 2000s. ps2 was pretty GOAT
>>66661202
just give up lad i out meme'd you
>>66661243
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes lightsaber*
heh..nothing personnel, kid
>>66658745
Going to lose in 5 to Detroit kek
>>66661229
>Not owning all consoles in each generation
Lmaoing @ your life right now SAS go back to ranting about Phil Jackson.
>>66661230
2000s were the best besides 9/11
our best 5, me at pg and 4 other anons from /nba/. can we take the warriors starting 5?
>>66661297
take them where exactly?
If someone offered you $1 million dollars but you had to watch Stephen A. Smith and Chris Broussard have gay sex, would you accept it?
>>66661229
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the concept that Hinkie made these
>>66661273
dont do this anon
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>66661291
7th gen was the last time this held true
>>66661331
$1M just to watch one gay porn video?
Of course
>>66661331
For a million, id fuck both of them
brehs, I started to thin up this week, on -700 is the plan. I'm at -1300 right now.
salad is pretty underrated desu
>>66661297
I can play SF
>>66661367
>video
i meant right in front of you.
actually, right on top of you.
>>66661350
like I said, nothing personnel, kid
>>66661294
i had zero gray hair and so much hope back in the 2000s. and the tech was sorta just the right sort of limited. it felt better when we didn't have unlimited amounts of everything at our disposal all the time.
plus the gentlemen's back-to-back-to back championships in 2003-2005-2007. that was nice.
>>66666666
Soon
>>66661199
>tfw prime manu
>tfw the greatest passing 2 guard of all time
>tfw the greatest driving 2 guard with that YOUNG MANU EURO STEP
>tfw harden is basically a manu lite
>>66661325
in a game of basketball anon
We tahm bout practice
>>66661426
then no
>>66661401
It'll be some dumb 2-4 meme or TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66661297
definitely, they wouldnt take us seriously at fire letting us get some easy buckets. then we would just have to not play defence and let them tire themselves out. once theyre tired we rack up buckets and take back the lead. i drew up a couple plays for the occasion, ill show you the plays at the next all star game where we'll all meet up. as for the starting 5 it goes like this
center - tristian thompson's muscles
pf- (you)
sf- ahahahahaha guy
sg- wingstop shitposter
pg - bullyball shitposter
i'll be the headcoach assisted by kneesbro, go wizards and the canadian clippers fan
our medical staff will be made up of the various canadian shitposters that roam this board.
together we are unstoppable
>>66661423
you forgot the greatest white SG of all time
there is no fucking way Golden State can beat San Antonio at home
>>66661446
Not on my watch, it will be claimed for /pol/ and /Trump/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q69O7CiwL8
>I don't watch Shaqtin a coon
fucking based
>>66661463
Can I come off the bench as SG, anon?
>>66661398
Got some advice for a 21 year old barely starting his career path?
I think I would beat all of you Amerifats in a one on one. No joke.
>>66661463
>putting us in charge of your physical and/or mental health
>>66661466
>Argentina
>white
kek i bet Golden State regrets trading Justin Holiday now that Harrison Barnes is struggling.
>>66661487
/pol/ sucks at getting anything
If anyone else gets it, it'll be [s4s]
>>66661466
i know this is post-post-prime manu but i legit flipped out watching him dunk on the entire 2013/2014 heat squad as a 57 year old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdHsowOBYDs
>>66661501
i'm a loser, so no. just ask yourself, what would that one german spursbro loser do?, and then do the exact opposite of that. maybe i'll have some of this shitty plastic wristbands made in a chinese sweatshop, WWTOGSLD.
>>66661521
I'd take you desu, I won MVP in the gym's mini league.
>>66661466
>white
>>66661463
the canadians will just inject us with syrup iv bags with drake on in the background
>>66661331
For a million I'd let them fuck me
>>66661463
bullyball and ahahahahaha are the same guy. also Kneesbrah is the official PG of /nba/, and Clips4lyfe is the official C of /nba/
>>66661138
cringe
>>66661466
>white
even if he was white he wouldnt be the greatest
>>66661521
Lol if you dont play everyday then there's no way you'd beat me. I could bet money im the best hooper/hardest worker on these generals
>>66661581
Pretty gay desu
>>66661580
the IVs would be milk bags
>>66661521
can you dunk? i can legit dunk, and from my experience that has always been an accurate assessment of if someone is good or not. ive never lost to a dude who cant dunk
>>66661489
sure i think i can fit you in there somewhere, you'll only get garbage time minutes though
>>66661595
Meet me in Temecula, i would kick your ass so bad
Hassan Whiteside's arms are huge. how is this kid again?
>>66661595
>hardest worker
>cant even move out of his parents house or get a gf at age 26
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66661598
How? I'm a girl
>>66661613
yes
>>66661584
how can kneesbrah be pg when he has bad knees? he needs to be quick during our fast breaks
>>66661501
oh, but don't forget to thank based deng daily. i forgot to thank based deng one day and now i'm a mediocre historian in a job market that needs everything but historians. th-thank you based deng
>>66661620
As long as I get my chance to prove myself then I have no problem with that coach.
I'll shoot the meme like you've never seen.
>>66661641
then yeah u would probably beat me 1v1. i usually lose to other guys who can dunk
>>66661631
If you meant how old, 26.
>>66661633
>tfw guy who spam best Brook meme is Asian
>tfw 7kt is hinkie
>tfw Canada is a girl
This is too much, I need to address the lore masters about expanding the library
wingstop>>>>>> splash hoes
>>66661642
he got his knees fixed. now he just has crippling depression
>whitesides statline
>lol hes as good as KAT
xD
https://vine.co/v/iIPtpg0AMEw
kek
>Suns vs Rockets games is close
>Want the Suns to lose for better draft pick odds
>Want the Rockets to lose so they miss the playoffs
is there a way for both teams to lose
>>66661697
good for Dougie. thats a man's foul.
7KT would be the GM of the /nba/ team since hes Hinkie.
You guys think he can land us some key free agents this off season?
>>66661714
>Suns lose at the end but Howard chimps out and gets a 10 game suspension and Harden tears his ACL
>>66661683
just in time to learn your position
>>66661463
we got a year to prepare
>>66661647
that's all i'll ask outta you son
>>66661752
I hope y'all can rebound because I ain't passing for shit
>>66661624
Meet me halfway and we might be talking. Im in TN.
>>66661632
Last couple months have been crazy for me senpai. Tough times are a pre cursor to greatness. If you never had to struggle you not a real nigga
>>66661742
who would be some key free agents on 4chan?
yo, what if we had a 4chan draft similar to the waifu one?
>>66661771
Thanks dad.
JUST
So are the Jazz or Wolves going to Dethrone the Warriors in the future as the top teams in the WEST? I mean they both have the best young talent in the WEST.
>>66661746
this would be ideal
>The Chicago Bulls
>>66661806
Thunder have the best talent fampai. baka you dumb ass fuc.
>>66661785
I'm a dual threat on the court. Great hanldes (kinda flashy tho). Can dunk, good footwork, decent jumper, great court vision. My only issue is the 3 ball but i snag plenty boards for a guy my height (6'1"ish)
>>66661783
>>66661783
>Kobe Bryant browses /sp/ too
holy fuck you guys the lore is real
>>66661910
>My only issue is the 3 ball
you cant play on the /nba/ team then, memeball is the future either you shoot a 3 or you grab a rebound
Who /impracticaljokers/ here?
>>66661943
sounds like reddit
>>66661851
no one wants to save trap pics, he'll probably post them again anyways
>>66661910
post a video of your sick handlez bro
>>66661872
isn't this the same faggot who was crying about Reggie Jackson showboating at the end of the game when they lost to Detroit?
>>66661943
worst TV show since big bang theory, definitely not /nba/ core. consider suicide.
>>66661994
Nothing is worse than BigBang Theory
>>66661910
Yeah thanks.. We'll call you back
>>66662009
agreed. thats why i said its the worst show since big bang theory.
>>66661978
>that
>showboating
He just walked after the dunk and quickly went back to running. Reggie was prancing around with his hands up trying to make the crown get loud for a minute.
Harden is nothing more than a mini-Cousins
>not efficient
>game hinges on drawing fouls
>terrible leadership
>zero defense
but because he fills up a box score he'll always have people on his jock
>>66662017
>2017
IT'S THE RAPTORS YEAR LADS
>>66661914
Easy to spot you 7kt stalker autist, you were memed on by the Hinkster, just admit it senpai
>>66662030
Well, at least Cousins has a shitty frannchise as an excuse.
>>66662029
there's nothing wrong with that either. Damn millenials getting upset over banal shit
>>66662035
i understand what u mean but im a little insulted because i fucking hate that autist. you got the wrong guy famarino, i was just making a kobe ball hog joke
is the canada civil war over?
>>66662035
Lets just get this cleared up right now.
7KT stalker austist
hahahahahaha guy
ayy81fag
curryfag
are all the same exact guy. I've checked the posting patterns. The guy used to shit up Raptors threads last season until he switched gimmicks.
WADE'S STILL GOT IT THO
>>66662091
What are you doing on 4chan grandpa? Shouldn't you be yelling about Cam Newton and his dabbing?
>>66662151
bullyball poster is him too right?
>>66662151
Are all those guys Harry or am I mixing my lore up?
>>66662133
It's only just begun.
>>66662151
>tfw he got that "posting patterns" meme from me
>tfw I made another great meme from this get that goes unrecognized
>tfw have migrated to /pol/ the last few months
MAGA bros
>>66662167
I did, and he lost. Mission accomplished ;^)
>>66662029
there wasn't anything wrong with what Reggie did that game, Westbrook just hates him because he demanded a trade and refused to play when the Thunder were down to 9 guys because he had a bad case of the pouties.
>>66662151
hes also one of the original RBL guys, OCD's stalker and bullyball/DLo lover.
>>66662180
i honestly dont know if Harry is him or not. Harry might be innocent and this guy just used him as the fall-guy.
>>66662030
Harden is efficient.
>>66662282
>43/34
>leads the league in turnovers
'no'
>>66662260
>Deleted
>>66662323
http://blogs.denverpost.com/nuggets/2016/03/24/houstons-james-harden-is-on-pace-to-break-nbas-turnovers-record/14098/
GOAT
Dwight is trash.
>suns giving brooklyn the third spot in the lottery
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WEW LAD WEW LAD WEW LAD
>losing after getting carroll
It would be funny if it wasn't so predictable
>>66662199
godspeed
hope you return for some playoff shitposting 81bro
>Whiteside
I remember when he was a scrub at Marshall that got bodied by Jerome Jordan
now he's on the verge of a max contract and Jordan is probably playing in Malta
>>66662462
Carroll is overrated. He's a decent defender but has been garbage offensively this year. He's like a better, older iman shumpert.
I have never been more let down by a team than this years Rockets.
Almost everybody came in playing like shit. Harden got better as he split up with the ugly bitch.
Dwight, Brewer, Jones, Bickerstaff need to get the fuck out.
I think Dwight can still produce if he cared but once things get tough he is one of the first to quit and complain.
>>66662209
This
Reggie wanted a starting spot. He got it when Westbrook, KD, and half the bench was injured. Choked in the closing games. Media called him out for his mistakes. Couldn't take the heat. Left the kitchen like a bitch.
Reggie had his team in OKC, and got murdered night in and night out. Now he leaves and the bench can put up 115 without Ibaka, Durant, and Westbrook.
Reggie will always be a beta bitch. Not even mad he left desu. That locker room chaos left when he did.
Miami has scored 100 or more points in 14 straight home games and 15 of the last 16 games while still boasting a top 10 D...
Assuming the jazz match up with the warriors in the playoffs how many games could the jazz win in that series? They have great game plans against the warriors and steph and are a good match up against them
>>66663063
I think 2. But the Warriors would be EXHAUSTED after that series and be really vulnerable to the next round
i hope we get jazz desu i prefer them to the cockshits
