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Wizards qbp we out here
Stop falseflagging me
I'm going to false flag as the Cloppers fan during the playoffs and there is not a damn thing he can do about it
WHY WAS I BORN IN CANADA
Should have used this as the OP image
Did anyone see the Broad City with Blake Griffin. Does anyone think his dick is as big as the show led on?
>>66657856
>>66657866
l i t e r a l l y
kryptonite
>playoff lebron
>advanced stats
>2-4
dare i say? is Canada ded? Toronto is a bust?
I'm tired of these fucking leaf raptor posters...I'm not like them America
>>66657915
>anime
>meme response
blocked
>>66657913
I only saw a clip weren't they making fun of him for having a small dick?
>>66657934
I don't trust you homie
>>66657939
what website are you on senpai? oh and
>2-4
>>66657874
>>66657892
>>66657867
it's starting
>>66657934
>>66657892
>>66657874
>>66657860
>that flag
>this topic
blocked
>>66657834
>drake pic
self hating american, blocked
>>66657934
so what team are you a fan of?
>>66657834
http://strawpoll.me/7308767/
>>66657943
Blake is a pretty big guy
>all these massive autists shitposting about canada
Fuck off leafs, no one cares that you're from canada, and if you're from canada you better be a fan of the fucking raptors or you're a bandwagoning sack of shit. Lakers are also acceptable for a second choice, but dont you dare say any other team, or you're just announcing your faggotry on the internet for all to see.
>>66657952
i can see your posts man, your blocked
>>66657974
clippers
>>66657985
>implying all canadians weren't heat fans while lebron was there
>Which NBA player has she had sweaty, raunchy, dirty sex with?
Trick question, she's had that with me and I'm not an athlete
>>66657985
>rooting for dwane casey
>rooting for derozan
>rooting for terrence ross
>rooting for the happiness of the multicultural toilet that is toronto
what are you doing?
>>66657985
>Cheering for the worst sports city in the country
Lmfao
>>66657983
4 u
>>66657990
>>66658071
kryptonite
>>66658011
>canadians
>heat fans
Hold the fuck up, was this a thing? You mean after chris bosh ass fucked us vince carter-style dumb ass fucking leafs bandwagoned the axis of evil? Jesus christ...
>tfw no gf, ever
>Canada's greatest enemy is themselves
>>66657979
Is having an uncut dick actually dirtier? I feel like basic hygiene can make sure it's fine
I also feel like, in America, having an uncut dick is kinda weird desu I've heard gfs freaking out when they find out a guy is uncut
is hinkie 7kt? ?
>>66658104
fight fire with fire
or should i say
fight syrup with syrup
>>66658103
from the pictures I see of Australian women you're not missing out on anything
Chicago bulls dream team
SAVE_US_DRAKE
>>66658091
how many of those pics do you have? good thing i cant see it cause your blocked lol
>>66658125
it's not dirtier. feels good to not be mutilated and have full dick sensation
>>66658128
thats not a trap right?
The Warriors and the Spurs are a combine 134-21 this season. First time in NBA history that two teams battle it out with at least 65 wins.
>>66658167
kryptonite. please, talk about "playoff lebron"
the same "playoff lebron" that gets dominated in 67% of his finals appearances
>2-4
>>66658150
>Don't Even Bother Painting the 3 Point Line: The Team
>>66658063
>>66658073
>living anywhere but ontario
It's like you enjoy living in economically unstable shitholes. Outside of vancouver and maybe montreal the vast majority of canada is bumblefuck useless. Winnipeg for example is a terrible frigid place full of mosquitos and despair. I don't know how humans can live in such an awful place. The prairies are a giant wasteland of parched wheat and the maritimes, while entertainingly drunk, are basically uninhabitable. It's like you weirdos actually enjoy living in totally irrelevant hobbit hovels.
What if Kobe Bryant got drafted by the Cavaliers and played his whole career there, and what if Lebron James got drafted by the Lakers and played his whole career there. Who would have more rings?
>>66658150
damn is rose really the best bulls pg all time?
I never really understood why "LeBron fans burning his jersey" is used when describing LeBron fans. I bet if Kobe left in 2007 like he wanted to there would be damn near riots. Also only like 5 people burned their jersey. Not to mention LeBron was and probably still is the only thing Cleveland has going for them (not including Ohio State because most of Ohio are fans of them). So him leaving was a really big deal.
>>66658193
you sure seem triggered by the term playoff lebron
>>66658195
>$308 billion in debt
>TWICE California's
there is fucking nothing in Ontario besides nu-males, always-texting perpetually apathetic fat and tattooed and skrillex-haircut-having bitches, and a shitload of Indians. Enjoy your overpriced shithole of a province
>>66658211
I think the point you're trying to make is that the lakers have a better front office than the cavs and no talent can make up for executive retardation. In general, I agree with you, apart from one thing. There is no fucking way lebron could play with >shaw. Sure, kobr was definately the second fiddle in this situation, but lebron would simply not put up with being the objective second best player on his team. He would chimp out and move to miami before wining even 1 ship.
>>66658238
>if
the last, and only bastion of lebron nutlickers
>>66658239
>y-you're mad!
kryptonite
>>66658211
Tim Duncan
>>66658211
whatever team phil jackson goes too
IT'S CHANO SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS
CHANCE 3 WHO HYPE
>>66657834
reportan
>>66658273
>cornball rap
next
>>66658273
I used to really fuck with chance and I liked his arrangements on the life of Pablo but idk I feel like he may have already peaked
We will see tho, I haven't listened to his new song yet but I'm kind of getting sick of him
>>66658264
>s-shit he's right
>k-kryptonite
stop crying, its ok to be wrong
>>66658256
That guy is right though. Unless you live in Vancouver, Montreal or Toronto you're pretty much in a rotten shithole filled with drunk Aboriginals.
>>66658299
kek
besides that dance at the end, that music video was so fucking lame
thread has more cancer than craig sager right now
>>66658309
I'm in Montreal pham. square up
>>66658256
>muh poor understanding of abstract fiscal solvency relative to a post-consumer economy
>unironically using the phrase "nu-males"
Freindo, trudeau has already brought beer to our grocery stores, and once pot becomes legal ontario is going to be a post-amsterdam international tourist destination. I think you're just salty that you're province relies on resource extraction instead of having a knowledge based economy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL3qJc1-SiE
kek
>>66658330
>square up
damn they say that in canada? fucking come up with your own slang, moose fuckers
>>66658330
Sup Francois
speak french
>>66658188
its Go Wiz's girlfriend, so yes its a trap but her penis is feminine enough that it shouldnt matter
>>66658354
America, no one has ever said that in canada without referencing proper shooting form and foot positioning relative to a basket, or the adjustment of a measuring implement relative to a predetermined standard.
>>66658348
>trudeau
>>66658354
right after you come up with something more creative than "moose fuckers"
>>66658304
right about what? playoff lebron?
LMAO
you never even explained what playoff lebron even is, while I did. playoff lebron:
>2-4
>>66658365
This
A cure feminine penis
>>66658360
"no"
that's French for "No"
>playoff lebron
>>66658410
What a beautiful language
>>66658384
atleast i dont steal slang from canada
>DeMarre Carroll will be available tonight for Raptors
"I have headaches"? Is that gonna be his excuse? pathetic
>>66658389
>you never even explained what playoff lebron even is,
why do you need this to be explained to you? can you not comprehend what it could mean?
>>66658459
who
>>66658410
Non
>>66658047
delete this
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>>66658350
damn that's creepy
>>66658459
Got more headaches than Craig Sager has cancer
>>66658350
>crawdad
whose fucking dad is it?
explain yourselves amerifats
>>66658479
>too dumb to explain his points
yeah man dazzling stuff. again, what is playoff lebron? all I see is:
>2-4
so if the warriors dont tie the record, will kerr start resting them?
>>66658527
>Ginobili is a legit Hall of Famer
are there really any doubts
>>66658303
>he's not doing front flips
>>66658323
The train part was pretty meh, but the sky and dance parts were awesome breh
>>66658546
this is the worst time to collectively rest your starters, four games short of the first playoff round. they're still the team to beat but man this record chase kinda fucked them up in their playoffs preparation
>>66658527
Is it first come, first serve?
>>66658527
I was debating reporting you for blatant shilling, but I think living in germany is punishment enough. Go enjoy some excellent beer, some terrible food, and all the schadenfreude you can stomach.
And yes Ginobili is a hall of famer, that shammgod is tight.
>>66658551
Had one of my friends call him a system baby just had to get it out of my system
>>66658574
yep
>>66658576
i just copy pasted the shit out of a email i got for owning a league pass you can just use the code to watch a game of your choice for free m8
>>66657943
No it was that he was so big she couldn't fit it so they did various other things
>>66658578
wow, better sleep with his girl
>DeMarre Carroll will be active for tonight's game in Atlanta
So, what you're trying to say is that, those raps, you trying to say those RAPTORS ARE REALLY OUT HERE?
>>66658545
>cant possibly comprehend what playoff lebron could mean
kek, anime posters everyone
Let's say the Warriors WIN tonight. Would you rest or still go for the record?
>>66658612
This happened to a friend of mine and I'm sad it'll never happen to me
>>66658625
Rest
Should be resting a long time now
>>66658622
what does it mean? oh yeah, it means
>2-4
kryptonite
>>66658625
tying it isnt the same as beating it, i'd rest but it's probably too late
>>66658658
you need to go back to elementary school and learn how to use context clues to figure out unknown vocabulary :)
>>66658625
record tbqh. i dont get resting right before the playoffs anyways, it'll just make you rusty. people like to say that it pays off with the Spurs, but it was a direct cause of them choking to the Cloppers in the first round last year. they played like shit for the first couple games and never recovered
>>66658194
>>66658679
>he never explained what playoff lebron actually is
>there is a quantifiable measure of "playoff lebron"
>2-4
>>66658512
Nah, she's MY waifu
>>66658625
they have the chance to possibly break two of the greatest records in one season. the rockets undefeated start (which they got) and this, id go for it.
>>66658696
Playoff LeBron is when he reads children's books before games and shuts off his cell phone. How have you not figured that out yet?
>>66658696
>he cant use context clues
>he needs everything spoonfed to him
>he think reaction images will make his post funnier
>sleeping on the Cavs
>>66658705
what other record? if they win out wont they tie the bulls record?
caption this photo
>>66658710
he read the hunger games one year right?
>>66658726
what is playoff lebron? oh yeah
>2-4
didn't you block me AHAHAHAHAHA stupid motherfucker AHAHAHAHAHA
>>66658747
they only have 9 losses. they can break the record by one game
>>66658759
ya hunger games and some shit like harry potter
>>66658757
Post a better photo. All I could think about was:
>[flops internally]
>Cock goes where?
>that feel when you take a big poo and the piss water splashes your ass
>>66658779
he barely has a high school education (ie getting hummers for his crackwhore mother) so it doesn't surprise me he reads pleb shit like that
>>66658766
for some reason i thought the bulls record was 9 losses, yeah if they win tonight might as well go all in
>>66657985
I hate the leafs too much to cheer for the raptors
>>66658757
"Hey James, surprise! We just signed Dwight to a max contract!"
>>66658759
>ahahahaha
of course it's the ahahahaha guy who else is so stupid to not know about playoff lebron
Let me just ask you something, do you hate Christian Laettner?
>>66658799
>he doesn't like Neptune's Kiss
What the fuck Canada??
>>66658844
>Neptune's Kiss
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Well done america, well done.
Carroll will be active for tonight's game after missing 41 games.
>>66658819
kek
but seriously what happened to the rockets? i had them for like 60 wins this year
>>66658836
what is playoff lebron? the guy that loses 67% of his finals appearances? the guy that would be 1-5 without ray allen? the guy that quit against the mavs? the guy that makes 35% of his field goals in a series and gets memed on by steph curry? I'm genuinely curious, because all I can see is
>2-4
>>66658866
I expect him to be sloppy as fuck and barely able to shoot. Norman Powell should start and have Carroll come off the bench.
>>66658745
hey remember when the whole city of leaveland took another L
p.s. lebron is 0-2 in leaveland in the finals
>>66658755
Talk to me the Craptors win a single playoff series.
>>66658837
As a wolves fan, I don't hate him, I just resent him for not being Shaw nor Mourning, who were the picks ahead of him in 1992 that we didn't have
>>66658906
>cLeaveland
>>66658906
What part of cleaveland are you from again?
>>66658886
damn lebron must really make you upset
kek your probably a bulls fan
>>66658906
>tfw my franchise has more chips than this guy's franchise
Life is amazing
>>66658960
>y-you're mad!
>still no explanation for what a playoff lebron is
>>66658940
the one in florida
>>66658902
>02
>0-2
lebron is 0-2 for the Cavs hahahahahahahah, who took more L's for that city.. Lebron or Craig Ehlo?
>>66658940
>stealing my signature line in pursuit of (You)s
Holy fuck Canada is pathetic lmao.
>>66658962
>this fucking 4x5 collage of pleb music
Holy shit, I don't normally reply to trips, but this is the epitome of entry-level /mu/core. No wonder you like the league's most shook team.
>>66658962
>Boring, Generic Taste: The Collage
>>66658970
you're obviously upset, why else would care so much
>>66658999
the only entry level /mu/ shit there is NMH and MAYBE LUM, he does have the most pleb LUM album there
>>66659014
>no chips: the trip
Hahahahhahahaa qbp stay winning
>>66658999
Some stuff wasn't me and some stuff, like the Anderson paak album is me listening to something for the first time
Was somewhat underwhelming imo
>>66659029
I have all LUM shit I just haven't listened to it in a while
>>66659024
you keep replying despite "blocking" me lmfao
>2-4
left or right bros
>>66658993
>"signature line"
>screencapping your own post in the archives just to prove it
>nobody even gave it a (You) until some anon took it and made it funny
what a fag hahahaha i bet you think you don't have a massive ego of a complete dipshit homer lmao
>>66658962
Go fuck yourself
>>66659047
youre the one that keeps replying to me
obviously you really wanna know what playoff lebron means. must mean a lot to you to know
>9 days until the playoffs
WHO HYPE HERE???
>>66658993
You are a piece of shit to be honnest.
>>66659048
Right
>>66659060
I know what it means. I just want to hear your feeble justifications for why he tears through the trash ass eastern conference only to get stomped when it matters
ie
>2-4
Who is the most hated player in the NBA? (most people talk trash about these guys)
>>66659055
Come fuck me
>>66659090
>-y-yeah i knew what it meant all along
yea ok bud
>>66659051
>caring about (You)s
(You) are a faggot.
>>66659115
just as I thought, can't explain shit
>2-4
>>66659072
about time
playoffs will be pretty exciting this year
>>66659118
Doesn't change the fact that you are literally an insufferable homer with a shitty ego.
You're a legit piece of shit
>>66659118
>screencapping his own (you)s
Aw dude I tried man I tried to like you I really did
>>66659118
stop triping no one cares that youre a cavs fan. infact i would just prefer if you were an anonymous shitposter
>>66659127
just as i thought didnt really know it
what happened to the le funny reaction images? ran out?
>Who is the defensive player of the year?
>>66658987
>hehehehe cuckold xD
No one in this thread knows what cuckolding is.
>>66659137
damn just noticed you started to use a trip, no longer my favorite poster
>>66659179
Kawhi Leonard
>he doesn't care about (You)'s
>>66659048
my lu >your lu
>>66659165
you wish LOL
>2-4
>>66659102
N-n-no homo
>>66658449
On the road against his former team, no less.
http://www.thescore.com/nba/news/1001953
>After 42 games on the shelf, Toronto Raptors swingman DeMarre Carroll will be back in uniform Thursday night against his former team, the Atlanta Hawks.
>Raptors head coach Dwane Casey isn't certain Carroll will play, but said the 29-year-old - who's been recovering from arthroscopic right knee surgery - will be available if needed.
>>66659185
it's that feeling you get when you see someone respond to your post
>>66658073
Didn't every single leaf hockey team miss the playoffs?
They are likely the best team, my maplenigger.
WARRIORS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlXZsu5xEC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlXZsu5xEC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlXZsu5xEC0
>>66659197
whats yours
>>66659186
Dang man :(
I had to get a trip people kept pretending to be me
>>66659198
damn you sure have a lot of pictures dedicated to lebron,
also
>he doesnt know
>>66659198
and 0-2 in the city of leaveland hahahahaha
>>66659211
Montreal is the best leaf team but didn't make the playoffs because the star goaltender was out for the entire season.
Toronto Maple Leafs are a joke
who /stephcurry/ here
>>66659222
nice trips
>>66659235
Why so obsessed with Cleveland that you change a general LeBron discussion to a Cleveland discussion?
It wouldn't happen to be because you're shook that Cleveland might win their first title two months from now, would it?
The Spurs will get rekt. Bogut will BTFO all their lanklets
>>66659258
who do you think is the worst player on the cavs
>>66659264
what if we lost frenchbro
If you're from Toronto and don't support the Raptors you deserve the death penalty. People from Windsor are allowed to cheer for Detroit however. If you're in Vancouver you can be a fan of Portland and if you're in the prairies you are allowed to support Minnesota. Anything else and you're a filthy bandwagoner
>>66659258
>can't even beat the Pacers
Lool what a faggot
>>66659280
Sasha Kaun
POST POINT GUARDS BETTER THAN KYRIE IRVING
>>66659213
now these guys were basketball players...both ends of the court...fuck the warriors and all their """"Fans""""...you heard it from the greatest SF himself, they didnt need no rest.
>>66659352
>>66659299
>having to guilt trip people in your area to cheer for your local team because they want to cheer for someone else
Lmfao. Feels good to live somewhere with a strong sports culture.
>>66659363
>those marijuana eyes
>>66659227
I have a lot of NBA pictures. keep evading the question pussyboy
>2-4
>>66659352
Livingston
>>66659245
btw that faggot cp3 screwed up a nice lineup yesterday
I knew I should have put kanter in the UTIL when westy was announced to be resting but I felt uncomfortable leaving so much cash on the table
>>66659213
don't see anyone BTFOing anyone there.
why does everybody in this general seem to be in hysterics all the time? you look like nancies.
>>66659242
I'll give you a (you) bby
I don't really like curry tho
why is everyone ignoring the pippen harper video? dude just indirectly said fuck the warriors.
THEY WONT BREAK THE RECORD, THE SPUDS BETTER TAKE THEM OUT OR I SWEAR THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW THEIR FACES ON /NBA/ AGAIN AFTER ALL THE SHITPOSTING AND TRASH TALK.
#KEEPTHEBULLSRECORDSAFE
>>66658094
Yes. That;s why canada posters get so much shit in here.
>>66659429
I mean, they aren't wrong. A regular season record is a meme without a ring
WHO THE FUCC HYPE
>>66659456
>>66659352
Based Scott Raab talking about what being a Cleveland fan is all about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xK9-ujQ7GI
The Warriors will rest players vs Memphis and they'll lose. That's how they tie 72-10
>>66659494
>what being a Cleveland fan is all about.
It's all about losing
>>66659494
>whore of akron
is this a video about your mom?
>>66659497
But they're losing both to the Spurs
>>66659379
no one is evading any question
keep replying to me
>Patrick Ewing is lobbying for the Knicks' coaching gig.
:^)
if this happens the Timberwolves are gonna win multiple rings within the next decade
>>66659375
>Spurs not resting anyone tonight
Oh boy glad I dont have any lectures tomorrow.
The Spurs are so low-key that they waited until someone tried to break the record before they won 70 games. Popovich is ridiculous
>>66659572
All part of the master plan
>>66659516
I dunno man. Tonight is the kind of night where pop fucks around and benches everyone for shits and gigs. Hell, if he could, he'd probably just stay home with Tim, Manu, and Tony and watch the game on TV
threadly reminder that
>2-4
is kryptonite to any lebron nuthugger's GOAT argument. there is l i t e r a l l y no retort to it
>>66659543
here's your (you) mr can't-define-playoff-lebron man
>>66659564
>the hinkie meme will finally come to fruition after he's forced out
If they get Murray and Hield, I'm watching the sixers
>>66659605
>le streaky man
No
>>66659605
hnnnnngggg
>>66659613
Now this is obsession.
>>66659625
>le ball handler DPOY center
>>66659631
>>66659564
i hope the celtics become the new 76ers after the 6ers get good.
also
feast your eyes on a REAL basketball team, with players that were good all around...they didnt rely on moving screens and fucking tackling. they didnt bitch and moan to the media, they got it done. fuck the warriors
>>66659626
>hnnnnngggg
>>66659643
Nah the only real basketball team in recent memory was the Pistons with Chauncey Bishops, Ben Wallace, Rasheed Wallace, Tayshaun Prince and Rick Hammilton
![matt-barnes-ftr-020816jpg_p8euq0a0glgn16xop4sub4411[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dcMQ8ka.jpg "matt-barnes-ftr-020816jpg_p8euq0a0glgn16xop4sub4411[1].jpg")
Murray is coming home
I kind of jokingly said 7kt was hinkie back when this whole thing started...I would like the loremasters to note this for the record
where is his best fit bros? hes underrated and wasting his prime not even making the playoffs
>>66659723
>where is his best fit bros?
the garbage
>>66659723
Sup ocd
>>66659723
i cant even tell who this dude is
joe johnson?
>>66659723
Eric Bledsoe isn't all that good
>>66659741
>>66659754
hahahahahahahaha it's eternal
>>66659723
Any team that needs a scoring Pg. Houston, Indiana, bucks, Utah or Atlanta
fucking swear, the spurs better beat the warriors....if they dont i dont ever wanna hear another spurs fan again....literally no excuses can be made, they are rested and everything...
I don't think the Spurs are winning tonight.
>>66659723
>his best fit
Right here - >>66659731
>I don't think the Spurs are winning tonight.
>>66659613
keep replying to me
Just give them the trophy already, analytics have never been wrong.
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/page/BPI-Playoff-Odds/espn-nba-basketball-power-index-playoff-odds
>>66659862
>>66659862
>>66659862
Raps vs Hawks
