Choomongous ERA Edition
Series tied 1-1
Lineups in thread
Warm day, wind blowing out to right field.
Lets go Mariners!
Ump likes the outside balls so far.
Outside again.
>cano
STILL ON PACE TO HIT 162 DINGERS
ROBBIE CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Cano didn't hit his 3rd HR until June 22nd last season.
>mfw Cano still on pace for 162 dingers
CANO FINALLY PAYING OFF
WE PLAYOFFS NOW
END THE DROUGHT
BONK
>my niggah cano makes it look easy
is this the year of the
D I N G E R S?
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Holy fuck Cano
>rags
CANO ON PACE FOR 162
ITS HAPPENING
WE DID IT BROS
14 YEARS OVER THIS YEAR
PLAYOFFS YES
Explain again how you get an era of undefined × 9
Stream?
>rags
Alright, time to see what this Miley guy is about
Guys is this the year we finally break the 14 year drought? Please tell me we'll finally see Felix in a postseason game.
>>66630399
>rags
>ass
>angles
>lastros
It's 100%. This is OUR YEAR.
>>66630399
It's the first inning of game 3/162.
Why do the rags still keep prince "eats more burgers than hits home runs" fielder?
Also, Miley with the fast half inning.
>>66630462
so you're 300% certain?
I'm just going to hang out here for a few hours until the Yankees disappoint me as usual.
Lewis already at 35 pitches.
>>66630462
Yeah but
Counterpoint:
>rags
Off the plate outside again. that was ball 4.
MARTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN
BOOM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>texass
>Rags in charge of pitching
SLIPPERY WET ASS DINGERS
Reminder the Rangers have the best coolest team name in the division
>>66630399
Most likely not
Lel, Banister must be fuming
MORE DINGERS
D I N G E R S
I L I KE I T
N E A T
G R E A T
E X C I T E
R O O T 4 M's
S U P E R
Mariners on pace to hit 432 dingers this season
>>66630399
>Martin bomb
Oh yeah. We got this.
>>66630568
>RAGS
>RAGS
We're breaking this drought whether you like it or not. AND King Felix will pitch a playoff game whether you like itnor not.
>rags
>>66630598
I feel sorry for you that you feel the need to post classless posts like that because youve never seen your team have any amount of success. Doesn't excuse you for it though tbqh
K-SWAG
>K-SWAG
K-SWAG
>K-SWAG
K-SWAG
>K-SWAG
I see Rougie having a good year this year. On his way to being the best 2nd baseman in mlb
>>66630616
Like youre one to talk
>rags
>>66630616
>No success
>M's hold the record for most wins in a single season
>Rags fan in denial that his team will go 62-100 this season.
>>66630658
I don't act like a sore winner in game threads because I'm not a bandwagoner. Unless it's vs the Angels or Yankees
>>66630616
>rags this salty that they miss the playoffs this year while we see Felix start the ALCS
>infinite era
>>66630697
I was at the games in 2001 watching Ichiro in person. Shut the fuck up you don't know anything.
>>66630697
>sore winner equals bandwagoner
You DO however act like a sore loser
>you'll never act like a sore winner because the rags will never win
>>66630655
Wtf did he do in the minors last year? Came back a different player
>>66630694
>most wins in a season is the only accolade the Mariners have
Uh okay? congrats?
>>66630729
It's fine you can act like a classless fan all you want it just perpetuates that mariners fans are some of the worst fanbase in the division. Whatever
>>66630777
>rags this salty
Still losing faggot
>rags rags rags
are you guys gonna fuck or just flirt with each other the whole game? this is embarrassing
I wish Jeff Bannister was my dad
>>66630737
Damn man I dunno it just does it to some people. Hopefully Gallo takes aaa just as well
>>66630845
>continuing to prove me right
>>66630777
I listed a pretty big accolade. I guess I could've also listed the 3 division titles and the 1 wild card birth.
>mad at a different M's fan for giving rags shit
>"M's fan base is classless trash"
>the only time ANYONE talks about the rags is when there in the playoffs
Which reminds me,
>playoff rags
>1 (one) strike away
Cano hits 50+ bombs
Cruz and Seager follows with 40+
Rockbear gets 15+ wins
Felix wins Cy Young
No more bullpen wild rides
Can't wait to see the Royals at the ALCS.
We should see Cishek today, save or no save
>>66630937
Twice.
>>66630937
And then I can say
How many pennants do the mariners have?
>>66630957
I hope so. Just get it over with. I have no idea about him. Was he good in spring?
>>66630994
They'll have one come this October.
>>66630950
>Can't wait to see the Royals at the ALCS.
IF the M's make the postseason, I wold want some payback against the Indians or Yankees.
Holy fuck. This ump is worse than last night.
Outside balls are strikes, inside balls aren't. knee high down the middle is a ball, letter high down the middle is a ball.
Note to self: drink lots of Dr pepper
>>66631060
>losing
>blame umps
>rags
>>66631015
Yes, several clean innings. He said his troubles last year were mechanics and that he's fixed them. I'm optimistic he'll return to 2013-2014 form.
Untouchable bullpen when
>>66631115
Mariners fan bruh. I've been bitching about the ump since the 3rd post in this thread
>>66631027
k
>>66631047
Beating the Yankees at home was one of the best sports experiences I've had. It watching a rod strike out made up for all those years when the Rangers would finally make the playoffs only to play the Yankees in the ALDS when they were on their way to the world series. I went to every playoff home game that year
>>66631047
>yfw Felix vs Kluber AL WC game
It could happen.
>>66630994
>brings up pennants
>rags only have 2 (two) pennants
>been around 16 (sixteen) more years than the M's
>took the rags 49 (forty-nine) years to get their first pennant
Fuck, why doesn't everyone wear the sliding oven mit thing?
>>66631504
Just stop man the conversation has move past it, you have nothing to prove the mariners are a better franchise and I don't care enough to keep easily baiting you anymore
>>66631585
>rags
All this salt just because well be in the playoffs and you won't.
>I'm definitely a Texas Rangers fan now
>your national league team
fuck what the fuck is this? Make it stop.
>>66631585
Neither the Rangers or the Mariners have a leg to stand on when it comes to being a "better" franchise. And neither will until one wins a Eries.
>arguing with rags fans over which team is less pathetic
sigh
>>66631921
Why be sad when this year is literally our year?
BLAZING SPEED
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One thing we can all agree on; Fuck the Angels.
>>66631769
Well really no one in the division has that right. The Athletics are about the only team that can brag, but they also have a long history.
>>66632019
And
>A'ss
>>66632019
This
SEAGS
>RAGS
LOL
DINGERSINGERS
HAHAHAHAHA
>RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS
>RAAAAGS
I like Brian Holaday
Damn, Cano smoked that ball... Right to first base...
fuck, I didn't know the game was on this early. thought it was a 1. kek
>>66632683
Don't worry. You didn't miss much except for
>ragsing
Which you're just in time for for more.
Yaaay a quality start for the Colbra
>rags
I feel like I saw that coming.
Miley's been leaving em over the fat part of the plate for the last few batters.
Aaaaayyyyyyyyyy
welp
4 hits in row after setting down 11 in a row.
Time to get a couple people throwing.
>tune-in
>Fielder finally does something this series
I guess I'll just turn it off
What happened to all the rags posters?
>>66633411
It's literally just been the one guy the entire thread
>be me and asking dad stuff while watching baseball
>ask my dad if he remembers Prince Fielders dad Cecil
>ask if he was any good
>mfw dad says
>"just a big fat nigger that hits home runs"
I still laugh.
RIP daddio. 5 years goes fast
It's okay. We're into the rags infinite ERA *9 bullpen now
Based Sardine man
>>66633651
See
Outside again
what the fuck ump?
>>66633705
OUTSIDE AGAIN
2 PITCHES IN A ROW
That should have been a walk.
Since the athletes have evolved so much over baseball and are stronger and faster does baseball need to upgrade on their umpires as well? Or is the unpire union like the players union just too strong
wtf is this? Did I find a thread with only 1 shitposter? Apocalypse inc.
>>66633792
robots are the future, they can keep tabs on a strikezone so much better than the eyes of some 50 year old chad with a beer belly.
Pitcher isn't warm yet. No other reason he throws over 3 times in a row.
Kela come on
inb4 DP
>>66633865
Or he's stalling for Diekman
3 games, 3 Diekman appearances. Don't fucking break him rags
>the battle of 0 rings
>rags bullpen
After Miley's pace all game this kid is slow as shit.
Good out Kela good out
>Seager next
Triggeree
>>66634042
Seager hit like .194 with RISP last year.
inb4 K looking
>that not a strike
>dickpoke
Here we go Cano
>>66634103
Seager is the Ranger killer though
99mph vs a hot Cano.
Gotta love baseball.
CANO SLAM SENPAI
My heart
GRAND SLAAAAAM
>rags
ITS NELLY TIME
also
NEW HILL
Cano knew he'd get walked, kek
>RAGS RAGS RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS RAGS RAGS
>>66634413
That full take on the 2nd strike. He had zero intentions of swinging once it got to 3-0
Nelly plsssss
fuck
Whew lad
Fuuuuuckkkkk thats his second broken bat of the day
Vincent looking solid yesterday and today
This Vincent guy seems pretty good senpai
>after 2 appearances but fuck it
lets go boys. tie it up.
gd he hit it wear it said miley
That's about what I expect from a mariners 1B..
Seth Smith winning my OBP category by himself.
>>66634995
>Mariners 1B
I miss Justin Smoak.
sigh.
Cmon sardines
What happened to the >rags bullpen?
>>66635206
Facing the bottom of the order.
Throwing out Deshields no small task, nice
>>66635519
especially for our backup catcher
>It's a AL West team fight there way to the middle of the division while the Angels win it episode
>>66635708
>Analslime """""fans"""""
NORI
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AOKI-SENSHU!
>>66635708
>It's a Analslime plays Josh Hamilton a lot of money to play for a division rival episode
>>66635708
>$24.6 Million
ITS HAPPENING
INFINITE ERA PEN RAGS
Marte doing the opposite of bad things!
Tolleson pls
Tollenson works pretty slow
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THANK YOU BASED MARTIN
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TYBL
I think the bartender has rubbed off on the rags 'pen
Seven hells
FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE
Martin playing with a vengeance since leaving the Rangers. Well if he is anything like how he was here he will not keep it up
KYLE "TEXAS RANGER KILLER" SEAGER
>Kyle "Ranger Killer" Seager
TOP KEK
Thanks Tolleson, now I have to open my first beer of the day
applicable
>>66636128
How I hate him and his stupid face and retarded expression
>the city of texas
Kyle Seager Best Seager
>BEYOND INFINITE ERA
ty rag bullpen
BTFO
>rags in charge of holding a lead
KEK
E
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HELLO CANO
ROOOOOOOOOBBIE !!!!!
CANO
OUR YEAR
LITERALLY OUR YEAR
damn cano is hot
Well GG try not to act like sore winners mariners
We did it seattle bros we did it
Worlds eries confirmed
Get fucked texass teams get fucked analslime get fucked gay area
Rise up m bros this is the year
>2 Cano homers
ANOTHER ONE
CANO IS ON PACE TO HIT 216 DINGERS
>>66636216
>RAGS
WE PLAYOFFS NOW
WORLD SERIES CONFIRMED
THIS IS OUR YEAR
>>66636216
git gud
MARINERS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2001
>>66636216
>being this assblasted
>>66636216
Can't be sore when we win.
>>66636216
GG, see you Monday
>>666264821
>Just wait until you get to the rangers elite bullpen
BTFO
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KEK
E_E
KEK
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OTFB
>tfw almost took the day off from work to go to the game
We did it bros.
We're going to he world series this year. King Felix will finally pitch a playoff game. Hold me.
>>66636382
Stop
>tfw no Rodney
This is a good feeling desu
who is this obp monster seth smith
BASED SMIFF
S E F F
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Mariners Giants world series confirmed?
>>66636451
sex smith
>>66636451
He is carrying my fantasy team's OBP right now
Here's Cishek, yay
Please don't be shit Cishek...
>>66636541
Simms just rattling off all his past failures lmao
Damn Seager what the fuck is going on?
WOOOOOO
AL HR Leaders:
Mariners: 9
Rays: 6
Jays: 5
Cano: 4
Tigers: 3
Red Sox: 2
White Sox: 2
GG Rags bro(s) cya Monday.
Jesus Christ, that stadium emptied fast.
GG rags, see ya next week.
You guys think Wilhelmsen will be booed or cheered if he makes an appearance at Safeco?
Got damn! cano got them super mirrored shades.
>>66636651
kek
>>66636651
Hopefully cheered, but there are a lot of casuals on opening day so maybe a mix of boos and cheers
>>66636651
Probably cheered, at peas I hope so. He's a really nice guy and even though he gets poked fun at he can be a great pitcher. He'll always have a spot in the hearts of M's fans. Miss you Bartender.
>>66636752
*at least
>>66630176
Just lefty my shit up senpai
