DETROIT TIGERS @ MIAMI MARLINS OPENING DAY
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>delay
>>66617641
r u fuckin srs m80
>>66617658
says "DELAYED - CEREMONY" so no idea, i'm in class trying to watch gameday
I miss our meme asian already
>>66617665
Showing lineups now, gonna start soon.
oh god our uniforms are full fucking meme
>>66617705
can you get a screenshot?
>>66617716
watching on tv... cant find on internet. i hope they were warm up jerseys or something. so bad
Chen will put up superior numbers to Fernández and take Cy-Young #7 in the votes.
>Delay
>>66617716
i think it's these spring training ones.... what the fuck
>>66617759
>that FL logo
burn
it
dOWWN
>>66617776
no im a dumbass it was ST footage lol
anyways
let's go tiggers
im guessing a kisnler pop up to start the season
go tigers! i'm actually gonna give a shit about baseball this season i promise
>>66617742
He will now that he's in the little league desu. His seemingly biggest problem at Camden yards was that he'd give up two home runs every game. Your stadium plus the free out every 9 are enough of a handicap that he'll be elite.
>>66617832
remember, if they start to suck, you can still watch Cabrera bat
>>66617634
This got delayed so Jewfrey Loria can pack six more potential people in to see his shitty team which might be stuck in traffic, isn't it?
Don't suppose anyone has a VLC stream do they?
>>66617897
i'll refresh the reddit page in a bit once the delay is up
there's usually one
>>66617885
he's gotta make his money back from that stadium somehow
>>66617913
You're my best Chinaman friend bees. Happy to spend another year yelling at this team with you, and I sincerely mean that.
Speaking of minority friends where the fuck my nigga Nohs at?
who /313/ here
>>66617941
same breh it's gonna be a fun as hell year even if it's not looking too good
i think nohs is watching the luckpuck game atm, maybe he's off fucking a fat white bitch
>>66617948
248 here.
Do you sell drugs? I assume you sell drugs. Post your phone number, I need a new H connect.
>yfw luria told mattingly to name chen the opening day starter so latin cuban cucks pay double for opening day and next day for fernandez start
>>66617948
we /586/ now
>>66617981
>implying
Kinslerrrrrrrrrr!
>>66617941
>nohs
>>66617978
Him and his hockey and PAWGs
Also you're wrong chink. Based Kinsler.
>>66617805
welp
BASED UPTON
kinsler did his fucking job
THIS SEASON IS ON FIRE
CHEN GETTING BTFO LOL
MIGGY BRING EM HOME
UPTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>chen vs cabrera
I know how this ends
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
RBI - 1
Attaboy Miggy.
He wasn't going to give anything to swing at anyway.
>>66617634
Is that Marlins Man at an actual Marlins game?
WEW JD
Other Martinez just missed that..
>Marlins
>fans
>>66618094
>Marlins
>Marlins
>Castellanos
>castellanos
>fatstellanos
casty my boy...........
verlander sux , how many runs do you think hell give up in 1st inning boys
A wild Goochlander appears!
K
>>66618179
>>66618160
>you
I really like Upton now.
Am I setting myself up for disappointment?
Those are all gone @ Comerica
Annual /r/equest for someone to post the Jim Price image macros.
>>66618240
If he's anything like when he was with the Braves? Yes, and sadly, he was still a shining star in the bleakest night at time.
can we get one of those 3 feet further pls
>>66618240
no
>Chen isn't #16 anymore
>>66618240
No. I think he'll be a nice addition to the outfield.
>>66618271
And bombs in Camden. Now you know why they didn't want this shitty slope back. He's lucky he plays in the NL east.
GOSE DID SOMETHING AND MAY HAVE KILLED THE VIETCONG!!!
>Gose
I'M CHEN, I'M HELPING GUISE
chen btfo ahaa
>>66618296
Fuck you I want him back.
CHEN DED
ONLY GOOD GOOK IS A DEAD GOOK
>VERLANDER
BASED JV
J U S T
I N V E R LA N D E R
M Y
H I T S
U P
DID VERLANDER GET A HIT?!?!?!?!
VERLANDER GOT A HIT!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>chen
>chen
>chen
OH FUUUUUCK
GAME OVER CLOVER
>CHEN
This fucking gook is just lobbing them over, his elbow is kill.
CHINAMAN BTFO!!!!
KINSLER
I
N
S
L
E
R
>the city of bees
HE FUCKING SMACKED IT
IT'S OUR YEAR LADS
>chen
KINSLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66618386
He has the face of as baseball player from the 40s. And I approve.
TYBG
>>66618405
You really do have an amazing ability to jinx everything.
Talk shit about Kinsler on opening day, he hits for the cycle.
Hope you don't gamble dude.
How do I MLB banter? I never watched a full game in my life
>>66618440
His face makes me think he would be homeless if he couldn't play baseball.
>>66618512
Start by watching a full game and lurking. Having a team and knowing players helps.
>>66618512
Remind Marlins fans that they have no fans.
This is very effective if you can locate a Marlins fan. Which you won't, because they have no fans.
>>66618512
Talk about how the shift is a meme
fucking important pistons game is on. fuck
>>66618512
talk shit about the royals
next question
>>66618565
This is how I know I'm 30. The shift really does trigger the fuck out of me.
K
>>66618611
What's the shift
>>66618575
Yeah I'll be flipping back and forth
What a bizarre day. Opening day for Tigs is a night game in Miami of all places, WHILE the Pistons are in town for a huge game
Justin BrooKKs Verlander
Bour is a fat piece of shit with a slow as fuck uppercut meme swing.
>>66618627
Cancer infected upon the game by people like Joe Maddon, reptilians, and Jews.
Based JV
Based BrooKKKs
>Verlander
KKK
>no cerebral posting
you guys suck
>>66618670
Ausmus hasn't even fucked up yet, let it happen
>>66618670
>cerebral posting
We talked enough about that shitty Concussion movie during football season, fuck off homo.
>>66618654
> I can't into basic statistics
Ayyyyyyyyyy
>>66618512
on a related note, can someone dump tigers memes/pepes/feels? i have none
How many WS do you think you could win if you composed a team of nothing but players who were traded at least once by the Marlins?
>>66618694
what
>>66618709
I don't care about statistics. It's ugly and I hate it.
>Martinez
It's opening day why is the stadium less than half full?
>fans in Miami
>>66618575
Why is it important? I don't know much about the current NBA season.
OTHER MARTINEZ CRUSHING THE BALL!!!!
JD
J
JD
D
JD
D
>castellanos
Aw fuck..
>>66618670
I was a big bradposter but I deleted all my brad pics in the offseason. The phenomenon was a reaction to the tiger's collapse, so I guess we'll see what happens this year
Why is Chen still pitching lmao
>>66618670
What's cerebral posting? I need to learn my MLB memes so I can pretend to know what I'm talking about
>>66618750
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>Castellanos
>>66618730
0 considering the tigers tried but didn't succeed
>>66618782
Because his fielders are making him look like he's got his shit under control.
>>66618775
we are 8th out of 8 playoff spots and there are only 4 games left after this one. also havent made playoffs in like 8 years
>>66618805
this
>>66618778
I have a ton on my other computer. I was the Bradposter who would morph brads into like floss, moss and george w bush. I would then post philosophical quotes.
>>66618790
I told you I'm old. Go listen to dubstep in your skinny jeans and take the shift with you.
>>66618789
Bradposting man. It was a tigers fan meme, not MLB meme.
>>66618829
The free press just ran a puff piece about Brad on Sunday. I laughed and thought of bradposting
Calling it now: Verlander goes 2 for 2 at the plate.
>>66618841
The shift is older than you, dude. Assuming FSD hasn't been lying to me.
>>66618893
I pretty much hate life, so bradposting is what brings some happiness to me.
>>66618910
They are. The same people who own FSD are the same people who invented the shift.
got damn JBV save those pitches for hitters
>>66618913
Hey, try to look on the bright side. At least you can hate your life AND watch baseball now.
>Chen
>Verlander DEALING
slow miggy is slow
>Chen
4 RA
0 (zero) hits
>Verlander
0 (zero) RA
1 hit
>>66619002
so tru
>>66618957
>The same people who own FSD are the same people who invented the shift.
>>66619015
Honest to God I thought that was his first career hit. He might have the single worst swing of any player in mlb.
>Iggy
> harchachara spitting all over himself
L M A O
M
A
O
>>66619078
Just looked it up, apparently his first career hit was 4/12/14 for a single.
>>66619070
>taking 4chn seriously
>>66619078
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/0/v32031917/det-sd-verlander-singles-for-first-major-league-hit
Here ya go.
>>66619117
That means he got another hit last year. Based JV on a 1 hit a year pace now.
>>66619144
Hey man, still better than BJupton, ammirite?
>>66619190
dont you mean melvin upton jr you shitlord
>>66619205
Kek, like it helped him.
>>66619190
I can't express how much 1 hit a year from JV surpasses my expectations as a percentage because math doesn't work that way.
>Verlander
>>66619228
I'm a Braves fan, so I just wanted to take the opportunity to talk shit about a major dump.
Remember guys, Juston Verlander is old and he's done. Writers who watch a lot of baseball said so.
>>66619296
>75 million american dollars
You've earned the right to vent I think.
>.@JustinVerlander becomes first AL pitcher with #OpeningDay hit since Bill Parsons and Ken Holtzman in 1972.
>>66619319
Two years of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Meh, at least that's over. I appreciate your indirect condolences.
>>66619341
Absolute madman.
Cooperstown now.
>>66619341
awesome
>>66619341
Dayum son.
>Chen
JD HR incoming
Chen making it past the 5th will prove God exists for him.
welcome to 2016 miguel cabrera
>>66619413
God doesn't love communist Chinese.
>chen
dumbass chink
>>66619431
No, but he'll start begging for Him to give him a shot if so.
THOSE ARE GONE IN DETROIT.
Fuck you wind.
Roof is closed JD has two dingers tonight.
that's three dingers stolen by this dumb expensive park
Kek
>stanton
Hey Castellanos actually did something!
162-0 incoming? shiiiiiiiiet
Is Upton #elite?
>>66619431
hes from taiwan
>>66619529
Sup my black friend? Where you been, busy hating America in a non America's pastime thread?
>>66619525
Kek, that projection last season for the Gnats.
>>66619556
The way he gives up meatballs for free reeks of socialism.
>>66619566
Been busy trying jungle voodoo on Ericsson, Kronwall and Glendening, you know how it is.
>>66619587
>He didn't absentee vote for the Anti-Chinese party.
Explains it all.
>>66619609
There's no game tonight. I know you people usually wake up late but this game started at 7:30. Get your shit together bro.
fucking pistons lol
>>66619609
hockey is lame
>>66619707
Yeah. It's crazy how dominant they are some nights and so terrible on others
>>66619710
Nohs is my buddy. I kid.
>>66619737
You shut your presumably Mexican mouth.
>>66619764
nah i am not shitskin, but hockey sucks
>>66619760
drummond just made a fadeaway baseline jumper at the shot clock buzzer. lol
>>66619784
If you think hockey sucks then you are not white.
>>66619764
Still fucking funny,.
>Verlander
>>66619826
Nah
So is it too early to point out what's happening right now?
I feel kinda preemptively mad because I know that even if this happening keeps happening >brad will ruin it and pull him.
Justin Verlander is doing good things right now.
>What team is the original MI6 agent labeled 001?
Jimmie Marlins
>jv pitches well, tigers win, get excited for season
>tomorrow Anibal pitches
Holy shit.
Edwin Jackson is still a thing?
>>66619855
>being a superstitious little bitch
no hitter. He is pitching a no hitter. Marlins have no hits. Verlander is taking a dump on marlins.
As long as he's healthy. As long as he's healthy...
>Chen
great """"""pitching""""" fishfucks
>>66619919
I shouldn't be because >brad would never let him throw nine on the first night of the season anyway. He's got a bad case of homosexuality.
>>66619882
M-maybe he's healthy finally?
>Verlander
Keep swinging lil homie
>>66619926
Take Chen back. He's shit.
Condition Jackson and replace Chen with him if he stays consistent. Fucking Hydrater 2.0 here.
ICHIRO IS STILL A THING?!?!?!
>>66620017
>asians
>aging
Is the stadium even full...?
>>66620020
We all know Japanese and Chinese birth rates stay low/are kept low respectively because they have Dwarven life spans.
>>66620032
Course not. This is a Marlins game.
>>66619969
Will gladly take back Ichiro. Chen is your problem.
>>66620032
Lol no. I do wonder what Comerica will be like this weekend though. I was thinking about going on Saturday but it looks like the weather will be shit.
Eh I'll just go in June
Fuck you Ichiro and your thousand pitch AB. Seriously, fuck you you old fuck.
>>66620032
If it is, it only has Detroit fans.
>>66620069
>not moving to the glorious south
It hasn't been cold here in a while
>Verlander
Jesus Christ
>>66620089
Kinda chilly where I'm at in SC, but that's from wind. Fuck wind. And bees.
>>66620089
I like visiting the south but I love winter overall and I much prefer the mild Summers we have up here.
Spring is just the worst season
>miami officially announcing it as a sellout
Okay kiddo.
GAY!!!!!!!!!!
>JD
What the fuck are you doing
First hit on JV?
>miami 3rd last in attendance last year
>tampa bay dead last
i thought the south liked baseball, SEC and all
>>66620113
Jason Mercier counts for thousands so yeah
>>66620126
Yes
DEEEEEEEEETROIIIIIIITTT
Pitch count was getting pretty high anyway.
the comeback is on lads
ok brad let's get thinky
>>66620126
Florida in general is just bad for pro sports. Too many transplants and immigrants to have a concentrate fan base
>JV
Take him out
Reminder JV will never get a ring.
>>66620176
I have a box of Fastball Flakes in my closet that's good enough
>Barry Bonds as Batting Coach: "Y'all fuckers ain't on rods yet? Sheeeiiiittt"
Fuck off
Jesus fuck.
Oh yeah, Giancarlo Stanton's on this team...
How long until Stanton pisses dirty?
Being a tigers fan is horrible.
>>66620230
Fuck, roids
Stanton is roiding no doubt
im waiting on deck with the intelligence memes
>>66620253
I feel like Detroit sports always have such big ups and downs, it's not like they're complete shit so we all get used to it
This is all Ichiro's fault
>get home from work
>5-0 Tigers, Verlander working on no hitter
>tune in
>hit, run, home run
I think they're better off if I just don't watch the whole season
Good stuff from JV.. Ichiro fucked his shut up though
>>66620264
>>66620249
>>66620253
>>66620299
relax
jv has thrown 96 pitches
>>66620299
that was a good episode
>>66620299
I agree, go away. I'll see you at the parade.
>>66620299
You fucked up my 001 joke. I blame you.
Side note, Happy Return of BestBall, friend!
>>66620318
why quote me
quick, i need a stream!
>>66620336
stanton is not fucking roiding any more than JD is
>>66620364
google reddit mlb streams
>>66620386
JD is too
>>66620405
H-He just changed his swing
>It's a Tigers BP episode
2016 Detroit bullpen pls don't be Valverde/Nathan
>Expecting a ball while you're raping the plate
Faggot shit heads will learn someday.
>get home
>cant find stream
>remember i have mlb extra innings
o yea, good thinking me
j wilson!
>>66620586
tfw japan fan
If Detroit gets through the 7th like this who do you guys suspect is coming in the 8th?
>>66620703
lowe
>>66620703
Lowe? No Wilson in the 9th is gonna suck though
>>66620701
Half Japanese half American, born in and attended highschool in MI
>twitter tuesday coming up next tuesday
>tell us how you spent your off-season
the fuck florida? altho i can't hate too much your stadium owns
>>66620761
what city :3
>mfw you candyassed fuckboys thought I was done sucking off Avilas.
goat bullpen assembler.
>>66620799
In Japan? Tokyo.
>>66620834
who's your new tiger, i remember you telling me but i can't remember
>>66620857
I don't remember either, honestly, I'll probably pick as we go.
>>66620835
is beisbol any different there?
>>66620834
based af post
>Lowe
>Bullpen
LGTSS
Goddamn it.
le speedy black man too fucking fast
>>66620893
Trumpets. Lots of trumpets. Besides that not that much.
Woooo baseball is back. BTW is it too early for this image yet?
>>66620951
tell the tigers to buy japanese pitchers. sick of the shit we always throw in the pen
>that call
Dat slider tho
I guarantee they walkoff
i really, really fucking hate this memepark.
How the fuck does Lowe's ERA go from 1.00 in Seattle to 3.79 in Toronto last year?
>>66620951
Where in MI did you grow up? I think there are a lot of Japanese in Northville.
>>66620966
Kek, no, enjoy posting it for the lulz.
>Tfw not a Denbts fan.
>Still enjoy.
is this the greatest comeback in the history of sports?
WEW
ok that was p based Lowe
>>66621033
Nope.
>3rd to home in 11 point fucking 7 seconds.
Oh, I guess Dee Gordon is pretty fucking good too.
Francisco plsssssssssssssssss
How much longer will Jared Weaver play professional baseball?
>>66620972
Anything to get more Tigers games played here. No good pick ups from Japan immediately come to mind but most decent relievers from Japan like Uehara/Tazawa tend to be former starters. Good relief pitchers in Japan become nobodies in the states - eg. Fujikawa. Kuroda is doing pretty well in Japan now though.
>>66621015
Primarily Ann Arbor. All my family in Michigan are white though so I was surrounded by mostly white folks there.
SHOP SMART SHOP VMART BOYZ
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
1 (800) 273-8255
GOSE DOING THINGS ALL GOD DAMN DAY!!!!
BASED
A
S
E
D
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>GOSE
>>66621208
I want that dude from Hanshin man. Shintaro something
THE GOSE IS LOSEEEEEE
fuck i missed that play
HAHAHAHAHAHA
CALL OF DUTY GOSE WHAT THE FUCK
THE GOSE IS LOSE
>goose
what
>>66621208
How is most your family white? Were you a war trophy from WW2?
UGRUHIEGUHISGGSUHGRUHGHGSFUHFDUHDGFUHFGUGD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>THATS A BIG BOY HOMER
YES, YES IT IS
>BACK
>TO
>BACK
BACK TO BACK NIGGAS!!!
VMART
M
A
R
T
BTFO!!!!
Yaaaaayy!!!!
>>66621230
>Gose
>Bane of Chinks.
(My mother fucking AC corrects 'Chinks' to Chinese, mfw).
>Bane of fishy dreams.
AND VICTOR
OOOOOH LAWDY
V MART IS REALLY ACTUALLY BACK
VMART IS BACK BROS
>thats a big boy homer
Morris aimming for vmarts brittle knees. Smart.
WAIT WTF TY FOR SHOPPING AT VMART
>Kinsler
MADMAN!
>kinsler magic
i'm sorry i doubted you
>the cuban colony of miami
Any Tigers fans want to start a group chat for the season? I need more friends who are interested in baseball.
Oh wow, Jays just got screeeeeewwwwweeed, it sounds like.
l
m
a
o
just
l
m
a
o
BACK2MOTHERFUCKIN BACK
>>66621270
>How is most your family white? Were you a war trophy from WW2?
>>66621270
My mother was sent to the United State on a boat commissioned by the emperor to serve the white man as a gesture of apology regarding Pearl Harbor. I am a product of such.
>>66621364
go outside
>>66621364
me and bees tried that last year, ended with beez dick pics tbH.
>>66621385
Good. Serves you right for Pearl Harbor.
>>66621241
Fujinami? He's pretty good but I haven't seen much of him yet. Will update later in the season on what I think.
>>66621411
Gonna need you to post those.
GIVE THE BULLPEN YOUR POWER
\o/
>>66621411
>>66621433
Yeah dude I want him bad and he is only 21.
For you Detroit area locals, that is indeed qualifications for ye olde free one of these.
>>66621456
Do you have those weirdly straight pubes like other chinese folk?
>>66621433
hey how many baseball fans pay attention to MLB over there?
>>66621471
>eating fast food
top fat
>>66621471
We shall eat well tomorrow thank you based tigers
>>66621471
Holy shit, so it is. I completely forgot we could get curly fries from baseball.
CURLY FRIES!!!!
U
R
L
Y
F
R
I
E
S
!
!
!
>>66621482
well given the fact i'm white i'm gonna go ahead and say no
>romine in
man i had my TV muted and for a second i thought he was actually fucking pitching
>>66621451
>leadoff single
Fuck. Okay.
\o/
>>66621506
>bees
>white
You aren't fooling anyone
>>66621532
>caring about tripfags
>>66621506
>romine
>not pitching
>>66621506
You'll always be Chinese to me my star crossed lover from Ching Chong Hong Kong.
Come on frank
>>66621543
Don't ever reply to me again, kiddo
>>66621560
Get a trip so I can filter you then.
Here we go
you guys got plans to see tiggers this year? they only come to boston once this year
>bullpen
ah yes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>66621405
I don't like outside.
HOLY FUCK UPTON!
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK UPTON
>THAT FINGER WAG
UPTON!!!!!!!!!!!!
just saved the game
>>66621599
I usually go to like 5-7ish games a season
Brads face says it all. " you gotta be fucking kidding me. Fuck the closer role horseshit "
It's going to happen again this year, isn't it?
Fuck yes Upton
>>66621483
We get highlights the of Japanese players on the morning news. People tend to be pretty up to date on how well they're doing. They may follow teams with their favourite players (Mariners with Ichiro, Kansas with Aoki, Yankees with Matsui/Tanaka). You quite a few people wearing Yankees gear hear. Non-Japanese players though they're not as well known, big followers of baseball probably know of Miggy, Harper, and Trout, but people obviously don't follow the major league as a whole like in America.
>>66621411
Uhhh.. let's do it!
>>66621648
Our main closer is currently injured so maybe
>americans watch overweight steroid abusers hit a small white ball around a pentagonal field with a piece of wood and call it a sport
...
>>66621675
It's pretty comfy to watch tho
Not. Again.
this game.........................
@66621675
and aussies watch pooinloo paddle
Wow
Is the closer for detroit always cursed?
All aboard the 2016 Detroit bullpen rollercoaster.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
hahahahahahahahahahahhaahha
ruh roh
>no pitching change after rbi double
What did you expect to happen you cerebral fucking.troll
>>66621675
Beats fucking sheep
Well.
Okay.
Sub optimal.
wtf are they doing
>krod still out there
>camera pans to assmus
kill me
>>66621732
you can't comprehend this high iq decision
So used to this I don't feel bad at all. Is it the coaches to blame for Detroit's magical ability of turning any reliever they touch to shit?
>that fucking pickoff throw
Why can't we EVER have a good bullpen? Fuck my ass Brad
Wake me up.
GODDAMNIT FRONK
>>66621759
that was an actual theory last year but i think our pitching coach quit.
heheheh
>>66621757
>i seriously hope you guys are cerebral
at least the broons lost so the Wings are still clinging on for dear life to the playoffs
I never thought I'd say it, but Hitler was right about the Jews.
>gay rod
hated this faggot on the Angels and I hate him now.
>>66621777
Jeff Jones is gone now yes. As far as I know the bullpen coach is the same tho. Take that how you will
WAKE ME UP
>>66621847
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>Extra innings opening day
>stadium already half empty
>remaining half is Tigers fans
>>66621857
CAN'T WAKE UP
alright romine
let's do it
>tigers bullpen
>any year
JUST
>>66621889
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>66621874
>being this assmad
>the decrepit city of detroilet
Reminder that Miggy will always be remembered as a Marlin
Come on rogod.
>>66621919
SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE
COME ON GOATMINE
>>66621920
I genuinely chuckled. Good ruse.
>>66621892
>>66621922
>le ebin attention whoring fags misusing trips that unironically like shit players meme
Being a detroit sports fan is suffering
fucking loling
DREW THE WALK
ATTA BOY ANDREW
FUCK
THESE
OVERPAID
CUNTSSSSS
cant win without hits.
at least every game will be entertaining this year
>wongs lose out, miss playoofs
>pisstons lose out, miss payoofs
>tigers choke first game of season
>loins exist
Wtf bros
So uhh... how bout them Mets?
jesus christ AJ how hard is one fucking out against a choking team
>>66622022
Wings and Pistons will both make the playoffs
I guarantee it
>iglesias walking
The fuck? Did that actually happen?
0-4 ground out
5-9 pop out
GOSE ON THE LOOSE
>>66622029
>>66622039
The Closing Spot is cursed for the fins. Happen to Cishek as well last year.
>>66622022
>caring about the national advert league
>>66622022
pistons are still in and will probably make it over chicongo
you're right that the rest sucks though. at least the red wings and pisstons have a decent looking future ahead for you lot
i hate you tigers
>iglesishits
>>66622064
That Marlins logo and color scheme were great. This new shit is tacky as fuck.
I still call them the Florida Marlins too.
What the fuck was that?
>tiggers
> tfw the tigers spent 200 million this season and still couldnt find a competent closer
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEYYYYYEESSSSSS
what the actual fuck.
TOP LMAO
>>66622044
damn i forgot to include "dubs = surrender the game on the base running"
What the hell was that?
um...what
Why ausmus still has a fucking job baffles me
If any of you were looking for a sign to kill yourself tonight, this is it.
So..If he had gone home before they tagged Iglesias the run counts, doesn't it?
What the actual fuck just happened?
>>66622099
it's kind of stupid that they changed to orange right when they moved out of an insanely orange handegg stadium. I think most Marlins fans agree with you that the old look was far superior,
>>66622138
Marlins made the backstop out of cork. Genius. Cerebral.
>>66622145
>players choking is ausmus' fault
>>66622099
Pinstripes are much better. Should've stayed Florida Marlins
>>66622140
>Ramos walked three
>Wild Pitch turned into an out
Welp, my sides.
Evidently the longer this game goes the higher the chance Miami goes. All Miami has to do is not fuck up.
LMAO STANTON ABOUT TO FUCK THEIR SHIT UP
>>66622154
Yep
>>66622166
it's easier to punish the manager than it is to punish the players
>>66622216
Shit players deserve blame too. Another year and another overrated team.
fug
I guess throwing money at a player doesnt teach him how to be clutch
>>66622237
>overrated
>>66622290
We are all the time man. Maybe this year we are just rated as shit idk
Francisco. I like you. Don't go to the stadium this weekend.
>Walking Bour
Huh, alright.
phew
>>66622301
Everyone knows the Tigers are as embarrassing as Assmus's old modeling photos
New strategy: outlast the Miami bullpen until the backup catcher has to pitch.
>>66622407
Top kek
We bunt now
Decent bunt to be quite honest family.
FUCKKK YUE KINSLER LMAO IDOUBTED U TOO MUCH
It just doesn't feel right knowing that Tommy Hutton's not going to be along for this marlels season
giving up that run just now sucks too
Thank you based Kinsler.
Bees if you're here eat your fat gay words right now.
GOSE. KINSLER.
>Kinsler making Brad look smart
Jews helpin' out the Jews, what a shock.
>>66622488
yeee im still here, playing some wow and watching dragon ball
>>66622497
Shit I forgot Kinsler is Jewish. Best laid plans..
pretty based ballgame as a neutral desu
As much as I want them to win, I figure the Tigs will give up a 2 run bomb to lose after walking the leadoff man.
how much does your agent make out of a dollar?
>>66622500
Get a gf so I can stop feeling sad about your shitty life.
>>66622500
How is wow these days SENPAI? Quit playing a year Ago.
>>66622510
this
>>66622511
dubs don't lie tBh
Ausmus Baserunning still in full effect, I see.
please let this game end
>>66622529
i've had a gf for 2 years m8yroo
>>66622539
it's aight, just re-subbed because new xpac is coming out this year and stuff
>>66622562
pls no
>>66622563
A real one. Wow waifus don't count.
>Shane Greene
>>66622022
Follow up
>wongs win out meme their way to ecf
>pisstons win out, meme their way to finals, get btfo by warriors
>tigers salvage extra innings W on first game of season
>loins still exist
Feels goodman
ayy nohs u got snapchat senpai
>>66622621
If this shit doesn't happen Ilitch might an hero at this point.
At least he still has Little Caesers.
anybody else going to the wings game tomorrow
I need to take up smoking and hard liquor if I want to keep being a tigers fan
pls score Dee
>>66622675
I wanted to go but I live in VA. Was also going to go to see opening weekend at Comerica.
gg boys!
>>66622709
Do you remember 06?
THANK FUCK
ABOUT FUCKING TIME
>>66622621
If the Wings can meme their way into getting destroyed by the Caps in the ECF, I'd consider this season a massive success.
>>66622709
>implying that's a valid excuse
welp, GG tigers fans. here's to another depressing year for the Marlins
>>66622685
>he hasn't watched the lions for 30 years
Fucking thank Christ
>>66622720
No.
WAS THERE REALLY EVER ANY DOUBT??
>>66621433
Fujinami will end up like Fujikawa (and to a lesser extent Kei Igawa). Hanshin will make absolutely sure he has no arm left by the time he hits international free agency
>florida
>miami
>marlins
lmao
>retiring dee gordon
>in 2016
how
>>66622466
No such thing as a decent bunt. It's mathematically guaranteed to be a losing move in the long run.
#Greene2016 for our closer.
GG though. See you guys soon.
ez ez
>>66622597
Pitches like a boss at the beginning of the season apparently.
E - Z
>>66622745
kill yourself scum
GG. See you all tomorrow.
>>66622730
I was born and raised in MI. I just don't watch the lions because I believe I still have things to live for
>>66622736
I realized that was 10 years ago and I felt old.. I'm only 28 but my liver is about 82.
>>66622742
Fujikawa was a closer in when he played here. I've yet to see a closer from Japan replicate his success in the majors. I think Fujinami has a better chance in that regard. With that being said we'll see what Hanshin will do.
Eyyyyyy.
(I need a Tigs version of this)
>>66622755
It's the right move when you want a 1 run lead and literally in no other situation.
shane greene is now a proven closer
>>66622720
other 17 year old here, I do
when did they change the bump limit
>>66622791
im 31, i remeber it well
that was supposed to be the year
>>66622839
it's been 500 for so long bro
>>66622839
srs?
>>66622876
nevermind I was confused
goodnight
>>66622791
19, I remember 06...
>>66622841
22 and I remember 06...
