Astros @ Yankees game thread 2
Shitkees confirmed 5th place in AL East
Umps in midseason form
will that play at first base be remember as the blunder of the century?
Gomez still an undisciplined hitter I see
umps handing this game to asstros
>what is a base line
Yankees lost, Astros won
Why don't baseball networks have a big red PLAYED UNDER PROTEST banner under the score for times like these
>>66612858
Oh hey Ken singleton
Come on, boys.
>>66612858
I agree, that last strike on the gomez strikeout was a terrible call
blind ump
but still horrible throw by Betances
>>66612866
A miserable pile of grass seed!
>>66612886
At least put an asterisk in the corner, right?
>>66612877
Yeah right. Astros bullpen is wildly inconsistent
Time to see if this is the July Yankees or the September Yankees
>>66612904
how do you even get that far out of the baseline
>>66612957
Spics are programmed to run on the wrong side of borders
FUCK CARLOS GOMEZ
>>66612921
>5-2 Astros
>BETANSHIT
>SHITKEES DEFENSE
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>66612927
I think your question just got answered tex
>betancshit
HAHA TIME FOR MORE RUNS
>Yankees
is this how it feels to get umpballed?
Looked really sloppy the second half of the game
>>66612886
Yankees play under being a fucking cry baby
Also Kek yankmemes
3 run lead
dang thats some aggressive baserunning
>ump misses blatant strike
>now the game is 5-2
Fucking faggots.
UMPS 5
YANKEES 2
>yankees
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YANKEE **************************FANS***************************************************
>>66612983
Top post
>>66612927
We went from July to September over the course of one game.
>>66613016
>mexico
>having a team
1 choices
I bet yankees fans feel that should have been an out at home too
>Yankees
Oh i am laffin hard
Yankees ********baseball********
LGTSS
>YANKEES
Fuck this Bullpen
umpball
Just remember these are the same people that defend a rod slapping a baseball out of somebody's glove.
>>66613080
No one gives a shit pussy, go enjoy your only happiness when the Yankees are struggling
#fuckthehaterz
>>66613112
Chill, it's the first game of the season.
Stab him white
>muh bullpen
>muh 3 headed monster
classless fucking yankees
UMPS/JIM CRANE CORRUPT MONEY TO THE UMPS: 5 """"""RUNS"""""""
YANKEES: 2 RUNS
Well now I'm sad
I hate that everyone hates the yankees. Why do people even hate (us)
>>66612927
September if we're being honest. I don't have a good feeling this season for the yankees
UMPBALL
THE UMP MADE HIM THROW AT HIS HEAD!!!!
we got a killer on the team
>all of these Yankees haters coming out to show their gay pride
oh christ right on the fingers
absolutely disgusting
It just keeps happening
CORREA WAS OUT FUCK THESE REFS
oh look. hitman out of the BP. Throw this faggot out
Dirty af. To a rookie in his first game as well.
this is gonna' be a good season for the Yankees
>>66613161
Senpai, you can't be surprised that the most successful franchise in the history of the sport is the most hated
>>66613132
He had an opportunity earlier in the game, I'm almost surprised he didn't.
>>66613179
i like how game threads are 99% yankee fans when they're winning, 99% yankee haters when they are losing
Hey, guys! Glad I was able to make it to the game thread in time. Go 'Stros!
>dat bat flip
>yankees lose
REEEEEEE
>make up a "rain delay" to postpone ass kicking
>bitch and whine when calls dont go your way
>get butthurt that a team from the south is bitchslapping you in your home weather conditions
>start taking out players at the plate
just another day as a yankees """"""""""""""""fan""""""""""""""""
it feels like the yanks never win the first day of the season
Oh well, I have several bundles of decent heroin in which to drown my sorrows
>>66613093
>>66613093
>>66613093
Panama quit early today
>people actually expected the Yankees to be good
lol
Is there a team in the world other than the pats or leicester that triggers people as hard as the yankees do
These umpires literally handed the Lastros this game
Fuck this league and the ABY attitude
Hopefully we don't fuck it up now
The Yankmeme posters will be in full Shit post
>>66613305
You spent a lot of time on this post. Here is a complimentary (you), for trying so hard.
>>66613343
Any team from Seattle
>yank fags crying umpball
O I am laffin
Enjoy 4th place
>>66613348
>>66613337
fair-weather fan
stream dead
>>66613381
thanks :3
>>66613380
It's literally still the opening series for every team
Calm down you fucking spastic bandwagoner
>>66612957
Because you're a RH and you start inside that baseline?
>>66613337
Bananas don't pick themselves, brah
>>66613343
Fuck off yank cunt. You know nothing of football. Leicester aren't triggering anyone, everyone who isn't in the race want them to win.
>>66613395
The weather was pretty lousy today
are you required to have a white trash beard to pitch for the astros
>>66613412
He was in the running lane out of the box though
>>66613433
Arselel and spurs supporters
>>66613407
Yeah but first game is always hype after the baseball drought.
Its fun mang
Just chill
DIDI
DIDI
DIDINGER
DIDI
I
D
I
OK we can admit that Correa I'd astronomically based
But this ref ball
> based dididididi
Didi!
>>66613472
Not really. I'll admit, he did sorta scoot inside while running, but it wasn't egregious.
>The New York Under Protests
Giles...rly nigga?
ON PACE FOR 162 HRs!
DIDI
I
D
I
reminder it would be tied right now if not for umpball
>DISASTROS
>NL pitchers not being able to hack it in the AL
now we know why Giles wasn't named the closer
>>66613480
No
I want to fight you
Meet me at Niagra Falls
Based Grit coming up
>>66613505
Cut a wider path around the plate. From there on, there's no reason whatsoever for you to be on the grass as a batter. It should be straight-up illegal.
>those turtles behind home plate
>le suspiciously hook-nosed condescending liberal
looks a little chilly there
>>66613594
Live to far away senpai nty
>lelsbury
>0-4
Ad behind home plate:
> An inside-the-mouth home run
Sounds like the title of a baseball themed pornography
Is that asian catcher still with the stros?
>>66613719
Nah, Hank Conger is on the Rays
>>66613719
no he's with the rays
>>66613654
that was so fucking stupid
>man i sure showed those guys by buying their most expensive tickets
>>66613719
Tfw no more based Conger Dongers
>>66613739
I liked hank too
>No Keep Castro or Trade Castro posting yet
Yankees fans truly are the worst
>>66613766
What type of autism is this
>>66613766
I've been posting about castro faggot
>>66613707
>Woody Slugger hits for the cycle in this steamy post-game interview with a hot reporter wanting her 7th inning stretch! Watch as his Cum-On Face Percentage soars in this three strikes and your out sinful experience.
>>66613766
Why would anyone even consider trading him? He had a great spring and had a good game. Didi-Castro is our MI heading into the future.
>>66613634
What? The dirt along the basepaths at Yankee stadium is very thin. Just normal running along the white, you're likely to at least touch the grass.
>>66613838
Over/Under 1 ball hit to Gardner
>mfw all these empty seat
how much is a ticket?
>tfw yankees tripfags disappeared
Quality of the fanbase has increased 10000% desu
Anyone have a pic of Kenny Kawaguchi trying to jack his limp paraplegic cock while Vicki gets fucked by Peter Wheeler?
>>66614077
who is this
>>66613950
That's what I meant by 'cut a wider path around the plate'. Extend the dirt a bit up the first base line. That's your grey area. Beyond that, there's no excuse.
>>66613925
>Why would anyone even consider trading him?
He can be amazing for a stretch but then have a stretch where you question his position.
Love the way Springer swings, only one thing on his mind.
>>66614125
I do like that Panama poster tho
>>66614171
Every fucking pitch
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY THICK MERADITH? ?
She looks like a total coal burner though
>>66613925
>He doesn't know about slump Castro
>>66614151
Still an upgrade over Stephen Drew
>>66614171
the only truly American way to play the game
>>66614189
>THIS
only good Tripfag
I always confuse Texan and Beisbol
Is it our year, lads?
>>66614205
gotcha
>>66614203
very entertaining desu
remember when baseball was good before the mlb invented communism
>>66614235
kansas memer detected
>>66614298
>kansas city
>homer or bust
pick one
A-at least we finally scored off Keuchel! Any way we can meme ourselves to victory today?
>>66614261
>>66614284
Thanks bros. I would fuck the coal burner straight out of her
>>66614268
panabro isn't a tripfag
>>66614231
>he doesn't know about Yankees Castro
Putting on the pinstripes brings the best out of some players. My independent research confirms that he is going to be a top 5 2B for the next 10 seasons.
>>66614338
I know I realized as soon as I posted it
Why don't teams hire a pitcher whos only job is to go out and hit as many people with pitches as they can?
>>66614125
I'm still here, I'm walking around campus so I can't post as frequently as you want me too
>>66614339
How did Cano do in seattle last year? Can't remember
That fat arsed traitor cunt
>>66614281
to finish in 5th? yes.
Gg memes
The Astros are about to make this Yankee fan kill himself.
https://twitter.com/sinatrafan28
welp going to class
another loss opening day game
peace /sp/ and yankees bro
gg astros
>>66614412
Absolutely terrible
>>66614412
He had a slow start, but he finished the season pretty well
Well Castro was pretty much the only bright spot today. Tanaka fell apart
>>66614412
Not terrible offensively, but he can't play defense anymore. That contract is atrocious, glad we didn't offer him that much.
>>66614412
.287 BA with 21 HR
YANKEES LOSE!
THEEEEEEEEE YANKEEEEEEEEEEEES....LOOOOOSE!
>>66614456
Good. Jay z sure fucked him over
>>66614411
are you ready for the butthurt you're going to feel when the kids on campus start talking trash soon and all you can throw at them is "fairweather" and "muh rings"
>>66614412
Better at the end of the season
>"ITS THE YANKEES YEAR GUISE WE SWEAR" - ESPN AND SI
A lot of games around the league have been kinda fucked these first few days.
Good game Astros. See ya tomorrow.
Ok yank bros, it's over. Maybe next year
gg yanks
so happy to have this team back in season
gg stros. You guys have a real good team. Castro looked good while Betances' performance reminded me of last September
>>66614536
Did any site even predicted the Yankees to be division winners? All i saw were Sox and Jays as picks to win
>>66614475
He pitched okay. Joe probably pulled him too early. We didn't get any offense from the middle of the lineup.
Fuck it. We have some good arms starting these next few games. If we can just score some runs, we'll get the pitching we need.
>>66614501
I guarantee you that 90% of them didn't even watch the game, I don't have anything to worry about
>>66614635
8 out of 55 from Fangraphs' staff lol. Most everywhere else, it's between the Sox and Jays, even though the Yankees and Tampa are equally as good IMO.
>>66614727
More than what i expected. Tbh i don't the jays will run away with the division. I honestly think that the other 4 teams could give them a run for their money
This yankcuck salt is delicious.
At least the Red Sox lost
How can you not be called out when running on the grass to first base. This league makes no sense with it's reviewable plays. Either review everything or nothing.
>>66614638
Getting from the Starters to Betances will be a big problem if Shreve and Barbato can't continue pitching like they did today
