First for Westgod, king of /nba/
who /hornets/ here
who many of you are lanklets?
no fucking way that went in
>>66601334
I'll have the rest of the graphs up later, but there's one dude on here, a knicks fan I think, who is 6'5"
>>66601330
uh that's actually kobe but nice pic lad
>>66601353
wrong thread you nook
>This fucking NCAA championship game
who /lakers/ here? cucktic fans please don't reply.
Gonna be posting every single team Pepe cucking the Cuckaliers.
Here we go.
>>66601478
truly the hero /nba/ needs
>ice in my veins
fucking KEK
>>66601478
Absolute legend
template.
give me some dank oc
>>66601262
>UK on the nuggest bandwaggon early
GET HYPE
Thread right now has more cancer than craig sager
Let's go through this again.
Re-do 2013 draft
Who goes first overall?
>>66601866
I've been on the Nugs bandwagon ever since it was the Melo bandwagon lad, but don't tell anyone else that the Nugs have a dynasty already lined up
>>66601897
Tim Duncan
>>66601866
Proud to be a nuggest fan here, even though the team gives me nothing to cheer for or be interested in, but at least they aren't the fucking rockies.
>>66601879
shut up pussy
>>66601897
gobert or giannis
>>66601912
>>66601952
here you go
>>66601897
Giannis or Gobert
>>66601879
go away harry
>>66601978
wew, thanks canada, i knew you were alright
Thanks for the 2 ships LeBron hahahaha
>Leaveland
>>66601897
2013 nba draft had more cancer than craig sager
speaking of the 2013 draft, what does /nba/ think of Livio Jean-Charles?
/r/ lebron buttfucking cleveland in a heat uniform
Fuck 7kt fuck villanova
>cavcucks on suicide watch
who's in the picture /nba/?
Would you get the plumdog, /nba/?
>>66602141
Nothing, he's been stashed in France right? When is he getting recalled?
>>66602242
>giving it away in the file name
/r/ cancer buttfucking craig sager
>>66602104
THANK YOU BASED CANADA
Fuck villanova
Damn, I missed the demographics poll. Can I still take it?
Also, I wish I cared more about CBB, because that shit was pretty amazing and I'd freak out like the absolute madmen in Philly had it happened in the NBA
>>66602104
Based desu
Thanks, Canada
>>66602345
Oh, it's that old one. Yeah, I missed it big time lel
>>66602345
sorry no third world badwagoners.
>>66602242
Westbrook obviously.
>You now remember that fucking waifu draft you autist had
>>66602246
No, that's dumb. I'd get the Hitler youth Kyle Singler cut before that.
>>66602477
>You now remember Lakers winning that draft.
>>66601469
>17>16
>>66602285
there's literally nothing substantial on him online since 2014.
he's only 22 tho.
exactly what even is this thread?
>>66602543
>counting rings from 1940s
>modern era dynasty
pick one
>>66602658
enjoy the ride
>Thunder have a higher attendance than the Spurs, Rockets, and Celtics
>>66602596
thanks senpai filling it out right now
>>66602067
accurate
>>66602596
>no Poland as an option
that's racist
>>66602694
>those colors
You dun goofed
>>66602596
>>66602738
>No Venezuela as an option either
fug
I GOT 100 ON MY DASH
GOT 200 IN MY TRUNK
>>66602738
>no Poland
>racist
just common sense senpai
>>66602738
>>66602777
>Venezuela
refresh, i got you
>>66602801
make one where the cavs are cucking themselves.
>>66602832
It's gotta be Lebron cucking the cavs for when he leaves this offseason.
>>66602832
I'll be working on one of Lebron cucking them in a Heat Jersey.
CanadAnon is on fire tonight
>>66602695
That's because the only things to do in OKC is go to Thunder games and seek shelter from tornadoes
>>66602503
My nigga just lost 300 bucks on the championship game lmao
>>66602910
>never talk to me or my son again
the clippers and chris paul legit have never even seen a conference finals
>>66602910
you appear to have posted the wrong picture
>I watch amateur sports
Kek imagine if the Hornets lost in the NBA Finals
>>66602931
But muh Deandre
>>66602946
thats not dad and son, thats kobe and westbrook. #56 is an iconic laker number
>>66602853
>>66602891
I made one
>>66602966
>Clemson
>Panthers
>Tar Heels
>Hornets
One region of the country has never experienced this level of cucking before.
>>66602991
You fast
>>66602596
5 minutes til it closes
Kris Jenkins is literally Wesley Matthews' twin. Same body type and similar shooting form
>>66602991
>eyes looking toward cavs fan
>dem two rings on his hand
fucking 10/10
resuming the dumping
Bully is kill
Stephanie curry why does my phone do this autocorrect what does it mean
My package is stranded in North Carolina fuck those faggots
>>66603042
Make a Spurs fedora Pepe and warriors
>>66603067
is that jennette mccurdy on the bottom right? ahaahha, THAT BOY UP TO SOMETHING
>>66602946
>Westbrook: So what's it like to finally play with your poppop in the big leagues son?
>Kobe: It's great daddy, I can't wait to BTFO of the world in the Olympics
>Westbrook: I'm proud of you kid, you got my drive and competitiveness
>>66603078
breh i posted the template in the last thread
>>66603169
GOT EM
>>66603145
>>66603172
>tfw the heat sweep the cavs in 6 and it will match perfectly with the palm strees
You get to take one player from the team you hate the most, who is it and why?
And lastly this one if for Gopiss.
All 29 teams done + extra LeBron one done.
>>66603083
>getting on your knees to ask a girl to be your gf
>asking a girl out on twitter multiple times only to get dumped for being a spazz that can't kiss
ANDRE BTFO
>>66603227
>girl not race mixed or asian
Disappointed senpai
>>66603269
As a celtics fan I can't think of one player I want from the Lakers . Bully ball I guess
>>66603272
you did god's work lad
>>66603269
Kawhi
>>66603291
>old ass Kobe
>t rex arms
>snitch
>swaggy p
There is nothing any team could gain from that team
>>66603172
2007 finals
well im about to walk to mcdonalds brb
U guys just mad
>>66603357
I want a double cheeseburger plain, a large fry and a mcchicken sandwich with a large Dr pepper
>>66603388
woah slow down there clips, get a diet coke at least
>>66603404
I'm only 260 pounds don't ever insult me by calling me him
>>66603357
>walk
yeah right, we all know you're driving you fat fuck
updated
>>66603465
This poll is bullshit and you know it 7KT.
There's more than 1 German and 1 Greece posters.
>>66603498
The essay writing Knicks German guy barely comes here anymore
>>66603465
>And Warriors
I wonder who that is..
>>66603517
>>66603498
The poll is inherently flawed, I agree, because people can just samefag...it's just for fun I guess.
>>66603522
>>66603531
One UK guy admitted to samefagging the poll 5 times
>>66603465
im the greece poster that matters senpai
Guesses at the most popular team in /nba/?
>>66603538
And then I said it was a joke, I don't care that much about shitting up polls
>>66603543
Lakers probably
I bought my first nba jersey. Is it too big for me though?
>>66603543
I already said the Bulls had the highest attendance in the last thread. So the Bulls.
>tfw spitting a giant glob all the way across the room onto the wall
amazing
>>66603563
>white socks when not exercising
god rio is so fucking conceited
>Mario Chalmers @mchalmers15 1h1 hour ago
That's probably the best championship game since 08 lol. Big 3 after big 3
>>66603616
the most cucked tripfags on /sp/ ladies and gentlemen
>>66601469
The Lakers have less than a 50% chance to keep their draft pick
>>66603269
Delly - Bucks fan
>>66603667
>Celshits
>>66603667
oh look someone stuffed the ballot boxes with Celtic votes
>>66603667
dude theres like 8 different lakers fans
>>66603667
this is complete bullshit lmao
>>66603726
More like 1 samefag as proven by their dead game threads this year
>>66603667
fakers b like
>>66603781
oh look it's the man who stuffed the ballots
I demand all Celtic votes removed or face stiff consequences
Yo Canada Raps fan, I thought you said Drake was dropping Views. I actually believed you, given how much you post him :(
>>66603803
Those were the rumors and then 2 tracks leaked so I don't know what the fuck Drake is up to anymore. Sorry bruh
>>66603707
>>66603720
>>66603728
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BTFO
>>66603799
>b a celtic
>b respectful and polite
>get accused of samefaggin
>no evidence whatsoever
baka
>>66603563
boy you look like a muhfuckinuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
>>66603829
Yeah I just looked it up. There'a s 3rd song leaked called faithful. Trying to find it.
http://urbanislandz.com/2016/04/04/drake-another-song-faithful-leaked-online-off-views-from-the-6/
>>66603667
I believe this isn't rigged and Bostonfags jumped here once they discovered their team beat the Warriors.
>>66603726
according to the polls only 2 voted
>>66603667
>Hornets
>>66603857
I'm pretty surprised, thought the average age would be a bit lower desu
>>66603857
>Casv
Tristan Thompson's Muscles confirmed underage hahahaha
i was trying to avoid it but goddamn why us first the superbowl, steph is losing and not playing right, now this ncaa thing.
whats next god you sick fuck
>>66603857
>one 35 and 40yr old
I encourage all RBL members to stuff the ballot boxes whenever you can. We've been cheated out of our top 3 popularity spots
>>66603857
>Casv
Can we ban that faggot now?
>>66603981
I'm pretty sure Raptors, Bulls, Lakers, Spudoras and maybe "Warriors" have the most fans on /sp/ judging by gamethread activity in the regular season.
![usa-today-8889017.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aanuVIi.jpg "usa-today-8889017.0[1].jpg")
Yo is SPC dead or what? Who the fuck out!!
and there it is, /nba/ has latched on to another autistic meme like the broship one.
>>66604037
This board just lost all credibility. White boys don't know shit about basketball.
>>66603955
That's because the nigs all kill each other or die of diabetes or sickle cell anemia before turning 25.
>>66604037
>I literally argue with cucks all day
Where my /mixed/ niggas at?
>>66604045
That's why the best player in the league right now is white and so is the slam dunk champion hababbabababbabababba
>>66604037
>4 chinks
that's 4 too many....
>>66603880
Would you mind telling me why you bandwagon the Hornets, Venezuela?
>>66604065
/mixed/ master race reporting in
>>66604080
>hababbabababbabababba
you fucked up m8
can anybody explain what this thread is? i'm going out on a limb here and saying this was worst thread of the 2015-2016 season
>>66604104
>no games
>>66604118
>>66604141
this is actually a good joke tho
>>66604143
Raptors clinched the 2nd seed so unless Casey is a retard he should rest the starters a bit
>>66603955
pls no bully
>>66604195
>>66604195
are u a girl
>>66604090
They have pretty based unis, and I really love their court. Big Al and Kemba are also pretty based desu
>>66604212
all of his """""""OC""""""""" is stolen ideas pretty sad desu senpai
This 'Survey edition' of the general is even worse than the 'waifu draft' edition. Can we go back to talking about /nba/?
>>66604234
Broships are stolen from NFL general
Only thing is NFL general doesn't let jokes and memes outlast their welcome like /nba/ does so broships don't exist anymore in NFL general /nba/ just runs everything into the ground
>>66604248
dude stop bitching all the time
>>66604248
there's no games on senpai i dont see the problem
>>66604248
Sure. What games are you guys interested in tomorrow? They all look like shit but Pistons/Heat. Clipps/Lakers would be good for memes.
>>66604197
I've drawn the line of the bell curve that height statistics usually fall under
I know this was a small sample size but there are early signs that people are lying about a) being 5'9" and b) being 6'3", fess up lads
>>66604045
>best coaches are white
>>66604248
worst meme yet this is not even funny.
i legit had to fuckoff to /v/ and shitpost street fighter
>oh look it's people complaning about oc again.
>oh look they are going to complain about no oc in about a week or so.
>>66604065
WE OUTCHEA
Technically I looked whiter than Blake and no one knows I'm half black unless I tell them or they see my middle name and ask questions.
>>66604281
its probably all 6'1" guys lying
im 6'1" and i mean 6'1" barefoot
this thread sucks and that faggot never gave me my double cheeseburger large fry and mcchicken witha large dr pepper
>>66604281
sample really small+ ppl who obsessively watch bball are not a random sample of the populashon
>>66604281
I'm actually 6'2.4" (1.89m), don't tell anyone about it
>>66604248
>>66604248
just let him go away or wait til his adderall wears off. it's sad that some people live through this board and act like some kind of leet club that meets away from 4chan. thats how they come up with dumb shit like this. i've never seen him talk basketball besides repeating "process" once a month...hurr durr my deleted twitta
>>66604272
DET-MIA and SAS-Utah should be good.
Might watch a bit of Minny too.
>>66604351
you seem mad he won't acknowledge you kek
>I used my height in shoes on the poll
>I rounded up
>I basically added 2 inches by doing this
,signed entirety of /nba/
Reposting this on general principles. Tried it as its own thread but no one cares about memes it seems. Still there's some interesting stats in play.
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Been running this chart all along and it's gotten pretty interesting. I want to focus on six different distinctions. Two have been eliminated, but four are alive:
1. [ELIMINATED]: "ALWAYS .900+": The Warriors dropped below .900 for the first time in the season following their game 69 loss to the Spurs.
2. [ELIMINATED]: "HOME PERFECTION": This meme was ended by the Celtics the other night. The Spurs meanwhile hang onto their home perfection, something I as a casual hadn't appreciated until recently.
3. "FINISH .900+": To accomplish this unheard of feat in an NBA regular season, the Warriors must remain perfect from now on.
4. "BEAT-THE-BULLS": To finish strictly better than 72-10, the Warriors can only allow one more loss. If they allow exactly two, they would tie the 95-96 Bulls. This is really the metric to secure; anything less than four wins, and the squad becomes an also-ran in the annals of history.
5. "NO TWO": The Warriors can avoid being beaten by a given team more than once, by sweeping the remaining Spurs matches, and winning a Memphis game. Not even the above Bulls escaped with this metric intact (Indiana took it from them with a single point in game 81).
6. "NO TWO CONSECUTIVE": Again, even the Bulls squad dropped two consecutive games at one point. To avoid this, the Warriors must simply (you guessed it) not drop two consecutive games of their own, in the remainder.
If you want to know something about the chart, ask.
>>66604322
I took that into account senpai, normally it would peak between 5'9" and 5'10" but here it peaks over 5'11" and 6'0", makes sense that taller guys are more into ball or that everyone used their height in shoes like >>66604362 says
>>66604323
>rounding up
way to make yourself look like an insecure manlet
>>66604351
i got you desu i'm kinda the equalizer. i protect the innocent
>>66604383
oh shiiiiit when did this happen?
BTFO
T
F
O
>>66604383
I would like for /nba/ to know (it might-already-could have but here we are) that the flag of Nagano prefecture, Japan is a basketball flag.
>>66604412
no Canada doxxed 7kt
>>66604281
>I speak with white manlets
Where my /6'5/ niggas at,
>>66604424
Post your Jiu Jutsu championship belt
>we getting a taste of what summer shitposting will be like..
oh boy i can't wait.
>>66604424
>not being the perfect 6'0
>good enough to play PG and not tall enough to be awkward/freakish in normal life
>>66604440
>coming here in the summer
Probably only gonna attend the big things like playoffs, drafts, FA.
>>66604440
>Actual basketball discussion in the afternoon and tons of OC in the evening
Perfect.
>>66604458
>being 6'0
kek, you're like 6'1 in shoes. Borderline manlet status.
like i needed a census poll to know there's only like 5 total posters
kek
fail poll thread is fail!
how many L can 7kt hold? it's uncanny desu senpai saracha chipotle
>>66604471
>how many L can 7kt hold?
wanna know something cool???
turn the 7 upside down and what do you get?
>>66604457
>Magic
Yes
>Jordan
Yes
>Anyone but Chuck
Lmao
>Not Bill Russell or Chamberlain
Casual scum the lot of you.
>>66604457
>all those votes for stockton
>lebron getting cucked
>hakeem and chuck getting mad respect
>>66604471
the census poll was another doxxing tactic by 7kt I feel for those who did the poll while logged into gmail
>>66604478
Lkt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH works for me
>>66604468
>implying I wear one inch high rises like a fag
>implying I ain't in flat sole Vans
>>66604499
YES
![10386427[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gMNpLXY.jpg "10386427[1].jpg")
>>66604493
>not wearing the Shaq 8s
Do you like getting crossed over?
>>66604499
worst most forced meme voted best by most of /nba/ how typical
>>66604471
>desu senpai saracha chipotle
>>66604521
tripfags on suicide watch hahahaha
>>66604521
>ban fun
>>66604499
>40%
>aka 3 votes
>the 3 people who forced it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66604524
not really
>>66604483
How many rings does Chuck have again?
here's a poll taken by go piss
>>66604511
these are not bad actually. are they really 20bucks? might get these in black if they have em..i also like the damian lizard shoes too.
>>66604530
Wait is 40% of 42 responses only 3 votes now?
>>66604530
>40% of 42 is 3
American education
>>66604550
it is when you have a ballot stuffing 7kt voting around 25 times
>>66604548
Go check Walmart
>This is your average Stephen Curry fan
https://youtu.be/w4PKD3M3Biw
>>66604563
>Shaq 8s
fucking steal...seriously going to get them
I didn't give you permission to publish my comment I sent privately to you, that's the last time I trust 7kt
Durant should go to Portland
>great coach
>enough cap space for two Durants
>form a big three with Dame and CJ
