Blue Jays V. Rays Early gamethread
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Stroman Versus Archer
What will be this years epic blue jays meme?
>>66576956
>What will be this years epic blue jays meme?
My money is on travis killing it when he comes back healthy.
Much better thread. Jays fans still obnoxious and ignorant. Enjoy watching your first game.
>>66576956
This is going to be embarrassing when the jays lose to a AAA lineup with an ace.
>>66576998
ill enjoy shitting up Yankee threads too, TexasYankee
go jays desu- meminers
>>66576998
Hey fuck you man.
>>66577065
One day you will know the great feels of finally being a playoff team
Who /souza/ here?
So is this thread going to have more butthurt cuckee fans than rays fans?
>>66577330
The Rays have exactly 0 fans on /sp/, so mission accomplished.
Kevin Pillar leading off with a .314 OBP. Gibby lol
Streams where?
>>66577417
Season hasn't started yet pham
Canadians be honest with me
How the fuck do you not know who Chris Archer is? Arguably one of the best pitchers in the AL. I thought you being casual first timers was a meme but wow.
Just wow.
>>66577424
soon
>>66577562
That's the other thread homeslice
Get your memes str8
>>66577562
I thought he was Chris Sale no lie. It's not just Canadabros.
>>66577562
It was a sad sad attempt at being funny. The other thread was left for this one because OP was a fag.
>Rays fans
>polite, considerate, here to enjoy good baseball, non-existent
>Yankees fans
>cucks, can't even win the al east, live in Texas and trot for a team in New York
>first game is bottom of the 8th
>this game about to start
wat do
hi
Archer going to rape the Blue Memes
who's gonna be this years meme team?
>>66577572
Five minutes to go time, where my goddamn stream?
>>66577767
https://streamup.com/BlueHeron
HD VLC STREAM
http://edge-us-west.streamboat.tv/live/thejays/index.m3u8?s=de19c27cb1fa3154a78fc2fdec8ae3041ae10e96
Rays fans? Hello?
>>66577806
Do they exist on /sp/?
>>66577548
How many players improve their OBP by ~40 pct points over the course of 1 offseason?
>>66577855
Kevin Pillar is one example
>rays on opening day
why?
go miller!
>>66577891
Archer is a Cy Young caliber pitcher, that's why
Who`s ready for this team?
ARCHER IS RATTLED
HES LITERALLY FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS
>archer
>an ace
Kek
I missed based Buck so much
IT BEGINS
>Chris Archer
Jay's will literally score 1000 runs this season
LMAO WHAT IS HE DOING
HE SHOULDN'T BE GIVING UP POINTS THIS EARLY HAHAHA
THAT'S SHITTY STRATEGY
>>66577913
>Archer is a Cy Young caliber pitcher
CY
Y
YOUNG
O
U
N
G
Is Archer a meme pitcherm
>>66578060
>1030am
>hung over
>rays down two in the top of the fucking first
>the best pitcher pitching
why did i wake up for this shit?
Jaden Smith can't handle the best bats in baseball
"good pitching beats good hitting" - some fucking idiot
>>66578093
How can strikeout be real when my pitches arent real?
>this lineup
>martin hitting 8th
>any other team he would be 4 or 5
jesus christ
COLA BOTTLE!
Does Archer know he's being bad?
He should start being good
>>66578102
hahaha lol omg... that's funny dude...
>Archer
WE MAY
>>66578113
Thanks! xDDDD
Just popped in to say fuck the Jays
>>66578096
Chris Archer isn't a good pitcher, though.
Nice one droopy dog
>400+ BABIP
holy fuck start Smoak you fucking morons
Train bro steaming in for another year of shit posting!
This strikezone graphic is triggering me
Is Saunders as good as he's supposed to be?
>>66578130
he's a cy young quality pitcher
Is it possible for a baseball team to go undefeated in the modern era?
We may very well find out this season
>34
>>66578135
Gibbons is -EV personified.
>>66578130
you're right, he's a great pitcher
Cy Young caliber, even
>>66578110
I think he took your advice
>>66578148
>this passes for Cy Young quality in the American League
>>66578147
i like him desu. better than revere.
>>66578110
What is "good" really?
This jingle book movie in 3D looks sick
>Archer
>>66578170
>basing on one inning of nervous pitching
>first commercial
>it's a cuck commercial
>>66578144
they didn't have one for the pirates game
please explain this
why don't the Rays have any fans??
>>66578182
>being nervous in front of 10000 fans
is stroman a Manlet or an Ace???
i think the rays are really going to regret letting daniel nava get away
Too many Logans 2bh
>>66578182
>letting nerves affect your pitching
>>66578166
Pretty good idea IMO
>>66578209
Ace
c
e
STRO GOD
>>66578209
Why not both?
>>66578209
>Look him up
>5'8"
He's just a good hitter
>Manlet pitchers
>>66578257
but good pitching beats good hitting
am i right
wait no im not
>>66578232
Pretty sure he admitted in the playoffs last season that he had been lying about his height, and that he was actually a. Inch shorter.
>>66578261
Do my eyes deceive me? A yankeebro?
>>66578261
Do think youll win more than 5 games against the Jays this year?
>>66578273
They don't sempai
>>66578275
Do you think Tulo will play more than 100 games this season?
coffee lady has officially given her blessing to the jays and their 2016 season.
>>66578292
Maybe, but he's our 4th best hitter so no biggie if he doesnt
>>66578186
AL is the cuck division, while the NL is the alpha division
>>66578292
who gives a shit he's like our eighth best hitter
>>66578300
Gonna enjoy watching you cucks choke again this season
i thought schilling was fired from espn?
Fuck the red socks doe
homo for /lomo/
>>66578273
>Yankee
>bro
Does not compute
>>66578325
He looks like a fucking 70 year old
>>66578314
>division
K'S
>>66578314
>÷
reply to this post if your team plays tomorrow
>>66578230
DELETE THIS
>>66578352
Conference, whatever
is the game still on? does anybody know if they're still playing out there
First two batters out, that's it boys we're done. Seasons over. Fire Gibbons, fire sale the pitchers while they still have some value. It' okay boys there's always next year we'll get 'em then.
nice """mvp"""
How many more inning befor Tulo is injured?
It's illegal to call a whiskey a Canadian whiskey if it was aged for less than 3 years
>>66578386
second inning m8
e!2
>>66578392
I loved these posts last year
>>66578407
>going to jail for an expired syrup license
fascinating
where are the lil loopers are Pham
FUCK THE RAYS LMAO
>>66578455
JD had one in the 1st
>>66578422
my favourite part of these threads tbqh senpai
despise the strike zone overlay
>>66578516
yeah it's shit
looks old school, but a shit
WHAT JUST HABBENED
>>66578508
Looks like she lost a bet and had to wear that """hat"""
MEME PLAY OF THE YEAR NOMINEE
The replay review is powered by Samsung
*cue benny hill music*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuL687HGfjI
>>66578541
Pump the brakes there pal, were in for 6 months of DANK MEMES
Goddamn cola bottle
he could have literally tripped over the bag for the out and looked more graceful
Colabottle last year would have fucked that up worse somehow but then he fucking dived for a ball earlier so I guess anything can happen
post rare gibbies
>>66578588
Happy gibby :3
>>66578588
what the fuck my gifs aren't giffing
Bautista u fucking meme where are my le solo dinger
Is bautista worth $150billion?
Hi, where are the dingers?
>>66578588
Gibby vs Dan "The Umpshow Man" Bellino
Coming this 2016
>>66578617
>le solo walkman
Gonna need a screencap of that Tulo face he just made
>>66578626
Why won't Rogers give Bautista his 3 year 1 trillion dollar contract? Fucking Jews
>>66578677
He'll make it again
>Blue Jays acquire P Chris Leroux from Phillies
>>66578690
>Lewho
>Tulowiffski
does archers velocity seem low?
>>66578701
Fishercats new ace obviously
smoak isn't in the game yet
fire gibby and blow it up
>>66578710
Not really. Hes throwing 91-94 which is what he usually throws.
stream broke, send help
>>66578779
its back now
This is when the Rasy come back
>>66578783
not for me
>donaldgoat's motions towards goins
THE INFIGHTING BEGINS
>>66578805
clubhouse cancer, its ogre
>dingers at Tropicana
>>66578817
Trade him for bort lowrie bring back the good ol Canadian boy
>Manlet pitchers
>Stronig
>Nigman
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
IT'S A MOTHA FUCKIN GAME IN HERE
>canadian fielding
Ryan error in the infield Goins
>Blue Gays
>Defense
FUCK YOU GOGO
>blue jays """"""""""defense""""""""""
I love this meme.
>tfw no qt helmet full of nachos to eat
Ryan Goins with the error holy fuck he is human.
>>66578917
>wanting nachos
it's april why aren't you cutting yet
>Ryan goins is elite
>>66578918
>Implying he isn't our weak link
>>66578929
Dank meme
>>66578752
he averaged 95 last year senpai
>Morrison
>>66578931
Travis is elite as fuck too, can't wait for him to get healthy
>fielding with your head
lomo what are ya doin
>>66578957
Is he a better hitter?
Could there be any two bigger meme teams than these?
>can't even get goins out
>rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy rasy
>>66578973
By a large margin
>>66578931
Maybe at the plate. Tulo and Goins are probably one of the best combos in baseball.
this commentary is so bad holy fuck
>>66578973
>Doesn't even know his own player
>this game so far
fucking Base Hits everywhere
based KP
>the hip hop and the music and the fashions
thanks buck
guys i keep scratching my head but the dandruff won't stop falling out what do i do
>pillar actually taking pitches and using the whole field
i feel like i entered the twilight zone
Why does Donaldson think he's a Viking when he's a manlet?
>this broadcast booth
fucking kill me
>>66579061
Keep scratching
Quitters never win, Anon
>>66579076
drink everytime you hear 'as a pitcher' or 'as a hitter'
>>66579070
He's 6'0 I don't think that quite qualifies as a manlet. But I do agree his hair is pretty fucking stupid.
""""""""mvp"""""""""""""""
>>66579097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TA-GMNwtEs
>BTFOtista
>>66579102
>He's 6'0
Looks more like 5'10 sempai
>>66579143
Its because he's like 215. I honestly thought he was shorter too.
>badtista
le solo error man
>Jose Bautista
>le flip bat man
>>66578918
>>66578926
>>66578931
>>66579017
now now, just give the lil guy a break, its the first game of the season!
>Ryas
what the fug
hey nice running idiot
>Rays baserunning
what an idiot
Fucking christ. How do people exist as rays fans?
>Rays
>>66579294
They don't
>Rasy offense
>Blow Gays defense
Looks like we have this division on lock, boys.
>>66579294
it's a comfy life
>>66579294
I live in the Tampa Bay area
fuck the Rays and fuck boreball I wish they would relocate already.
archer is kill bros
>>66579346
>>66579373
why is he still in?
I thought they were calling for a reliever after the last inning
he's gassed as fuck
A bad day for Archer is still double digit K's.
>>66579427
I wouldn't call this a bad day. It's not his best but he's still pitched very well just had to work a lot harder.
>Cuckabello
>>66579294
living in tampa bay in general for sports is fucking SUFFERING
>Kolabello
WHERE IS SMOAK
WHY IS GIBBONS A MAJOR LEAGUE MANAGER
who /buffalojays/ here
>>66579458
At least you'll be used to the feeling when Stamkos becomes a Leaf this summer
>>66579458
b-but the Lightning ;_;
FUCK THIS KZONE BULLSHIT
STUPID GIZMO HAPPY FAGGOTS EVERY LITTLE SHIT GRAPHIC IDEA DOES NOT IMPROVE THE GAME WATCHING EXPERIENCE.
THAT WHITE BOI IS CHIMPING OUT
MY FUCKING SIDES
>Lomo being a cunt
Classic
>4 pitch inning
Rays must have somewhere else they need to be
>>66579565
At Wrestlemania
>starting shit with the Manlet
he hasn't seen this niggas dad
>>66579565
basement of AL east
>>66579522
>mad
>at kzone
>>66579498
AAA shouldn't be shit this year. Good lineup down there.
guys i'm serious please send help
>>66579259
Do you have a white Sox one?
Top kek the jays signed morales. Really trying to get the royals bullpen
>>66579635
this game has been pinball
it's all I can do not to wet my freakin pants
just hang on, Anon
>I hope you like pepper on you angus
How do Canadians feel about there announcers? I think they're both trash.
>>66579679
Hard to judge when they are all we have.
>>66579679
Buck has a certain charm
>>66579679
Okay for some memes and little else
>>66579679
Worst in the league. Potentially worst in sports.
>>66579679
How do Americans feel about using the wrong "their"?
>>66579679
>not liking buck
What the fuck
Is Logan Morrison a cuck?
>>66579722
>>66579722
A FUCKING LEAF
>>66579679
>Hating on based Buck and Pat
0/10
you tried.
>>66579722
Fuck you are dumb. Please stop posting.
>>66579722
I think what he meant to say was "them thare announcers"
>tfw no good lookin' kid I tell you what
tampa bay looks pretty comfy
Is LeXplorer allowed to watch the games in prison?
>tfw no thicc cuban bae
>>66579601
Im mad at the espn faggots that put it on there. Stupid plebe bullshit. You probably like it being a leaf.
oy vey!
>>66579748
"there announcers"
I'm the superior leaf. You are probably a refugee.
>>66579785
DREIDEL
>>66579785
those filthy goys didnt give us a baseball
With that hair stroman looks like Odell Beckham's twink
>>66579691
>>66579700
>>66579706
>>66579715
>>66579730
>>66579747
Idk I just can't stand how they talk. Who do you think are the best then?
Holy fuck this zone is sloppy dogshit
>two All-Star tier shortstops
>stream keeps breaking
pls fix your shit
>>66579881
sorry i'm watching on tv
>>66579833
buck is old timey but thats what i like about baseball
>you will never have a beautiful wife, two beautiful daughters, a house in the suburbs and a brand new car
>>66579070
>Anonymous
He did a cameo on Vikings this season.
Will Stroman throw at Morrison?
>>66579914
I am aware of that. It's why I asked that. Along with his meme hair.
Can TB come back?
>>66579933
god I hope so
>>66579899
He makes it sound like I'm watching a game in the 50's.
>>66579909
Don't do this to me lad
how dod donaldson win mvp? hes trash lmao
>>66579844
yeah
;_;
>Disne!yspn.com
>Ronaldson getting salty in the first game of the season
plz
>>66579947
with the surge in anti-vaxxers, potentially
>>66579938
Growing up in Florida does strange things to a person
>>66579933
What happened
>>66580002
The on screen is annoying, but I'm talking about the ump's zone. Pitches 2 inches off the ground getting called strikes is bullshit, even if it's gone both ways.
>>66580035
It's unclear but Morrison threw a shitfit at Stroman for some reason
>getting beat by a manlet
>>66579259
Is that Caillou?
>>66579833
I'm a sucker Dan Shulman to be honest.
As a Jays fan, I wish the Blue Jay hitters would stop bitching about strikes. Gives me PTSD from the ALCS against the Royals.
are we fucked?
>>66580103
That is literally the BJs best attribute
TAMPA IS SO SHIT LOL
>>66580061
Lomo will kill the manlet
>>66580102
He's actually really good. But I say the Mets booth is by far the best. Then Boston's before one of the dudes left this year
>>66580152
Besides the knuckleball
>>66579996
That doesn't make any senss
L I L L O O P E R
I
L
L
O
O
P
E
R
DINGERS for everyone
lmao fuck the yankees
It begins
FUCK YES EAT SHIT RAYS NO MORE KEKING US EVERY YEAR
DINGERS
WHY
ISN'T
SMOAK
IN
THE
GAME
Tulo looks like Manziel
>>66580289
Is that the black woman from the new ghostbusters?
>>66580289
>follow the fingers
>>66580320
Lost the coin toss for first
is tomorrow still "opening day"?
Cuckees fans disappeared from this thread faster than they did when >we rekt those faggots last year
>>66580289
Odell Beckham looks pretty gay here.
saunders was tricking us the entire spring
>2low dinger
>>66579679
get fucked
they are the best
>>66580353
Probably have to go prep the bull.
Bautista better fucking produce, got a lot riding on that mexican
inb4 bullpen fucks us
>>66580289
Based on how they are dressed it's pretty clear they are at a gay bar
>>66580194
Gary, Keith, and Ron are goat announcers
>>66580389
It's a law that every Canadian has to prep the bull, Maplenigger.
>>66579833
i like the angels broadcast duo
>>66580398
He will. If he stays healthy he'll produce his usual numbers.
inb4 anoter single digit pitch inning
>>66580428
Aww, did your bull smack you in the face with his cock?
stroshow 9 innings?
STROMAN WORKING ON A MADDUX
>>66580439
I already lost Pollock, I have to hope Piscotty isn't a meme
>>66580400
>Osuna
>Storen
>CECIL
>Morales
nah
Manlet wins.
Fuck you Morrison.
>>66580463
He gave up a run, a Maddux is a CGSO
>>66580471
>he thinks Morales is good
>>66580485
3.18 ERA/3.52 FIP isnt good?
>>66580482
I though maddux is a CG with <100 pitches
>>66580422
The bants is unreal. I love it.
>>66580435
Yeah they're good to. The best in the ALW desu
>lomo
>>66580485
>extra lefty that isn't Loup
good enough for me
>>66580502
He was probably second worst pitcher in royals bullpen. Defense definitely helped his stats
>>66580485
He's also not terrible either. He's meh.
>>66580506
it's a CGSO with <100 pitches
Maddux had 13 I think which is >x2 how many anyone else got
Can someone please make me a Stroman smug pepe?
>>66580524
And he's a 4th/5th in our pen, he'll be more than fine
>>66580520
tbf loup is okay when hes up against a lefty and theres 2 outs and nobody in scoring position
>>66580526
Ok thank you canabro
Travis revived fucking when
>best bullpen in a decade
>let your ace play 9 innings in the season opener
why
>>66580626
He's thrown like 90 pitches why not?
>>66580626
>low pitch count
>non stressful innings
Why the fuck not
>LGTSS
>Rays
>donaldson
kek what a washed up fool
huh Halladay never had an opening day CG
>>66580626
his pitch count is low, confidence is high, and he was out for 90% of last year
>>66580626
He's balling out of control, it's fun
>>66580626
It's the Stroshow and we're just a part of it
>>66580626
He was under 100 pitches
>>66580653
>Halladay
>Stieb
plebs lmao
>>66580471
Who's storen?
Is this where Stroman's confidence gets fucked for the entire season?
>>66580688
are you fucking kidding me
HERE WE GO
>Horn blares when the Rays hit a HR
What the ever loving fuck? Who does that shit?
ITS OVER BLOW IT UP TRADE STROMAN TRADE DONALDSON, CUT BAUTISTA, FIRE GIBBY MOVE THE TEAM TO MONTREAL FIRESALE IS GO
>>66580690
rip
>>66580719
Every team has their version of it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GJGE MANLET
>buck jinxing the shit out of the complete game
>home run next hit
>>66580626
>what is momentum
>what is young player confidence
>what is a low pitch count
>what is a 4 run lead
>what is a respect for the conventions of the game and a respect for his solid outing
>>66580721
> MOVE THE TEAM TO MONTREAL
And have them play in what stadium? Olympic Stadium is a death trap nowadays.
Should've stayed in the game
Schilling is so annoying
>h-heres the thing, you want to get the sinker down to get groundballzzz
>heres the thing, he isn't getting them to chase
>here is the thing, he needs to located his fastball
>the thing here is that he is pitching in the mlb
>>66578230
TRIGGERED
>>66580719
The jays do too retard.
>>66580719
used to play NHL games in the stadium
>>66580759
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE MUSLIMS AND THE MLB
>>66580747
I have a headcanon about Buck where he's an alcoholic that hates the game of baseball and intentionally jynxes as much as he possibly can because he just wants all the games to be pure chaos
>>66578619
What did he mean by this?
>>66580759
I pitched at Yavapai college in AZ which is where he pitched, and he would come at the beginning of the season and talk to us and half the time he would just mumble and whisper shit, he's fucking weird, should've stuck to ripping off people to make crap MMORPGs and not tried announcing
>>66580769
And it's even worse than the Rays horn
Is Osuna the greatest pitcher ever?
>>66580780
What?
>>66580815
yes
>>66580807
Respek knuckles
>>66580816
Curt Schilling for context
>>66580816
>he doesn't know about schilling twitter
>>66580815
no, he's the greatest ever
>>66580782
>>66580747
it's not Buck doing play-by-play it's that redhead fatty
>>66580856
Disagreed. He is the GOAT.
>>66580859
Depends on the feed you're watching most likely
NICE BULLPEN YOU GOT THERE
damn you lil looper
>Blow Gays """"""""""""""""""Pitching""""""""""""""""""""
>>66580872
He was a good hitter
....uh oh.
>>66580806
He was pretty decent in the studio shows, but he is way too nervous for live announcing
>>66580831
Thanks. Reading up on that drama. Wtf.
Uh what were "trolls" doing to his daughter?
As for Muslim comments, sounds Brett good guy to me
>Stroman could've left game 1.13 ERA and a win
>instead he gets cocky and ends with 3 ERA and a loss
>>66580837
Nope. I don't use Twitter or care about what people say on it
We may never lose again
>>66580871
But Joe Buck works for FOX and ESPN is airing it, they never share games.
>>66580894
>3 era and a loss
Wrong on both accounts. Drink cyanide.
>>66580894
>loss
BALLGAME
>>66580877
An ironic comment considering the yankees have a morbidly obese rascal bound pussy who can't handle a little booze in their rotation.
Storen should have been closer, and Osuna should experiment with SM and middle relief
>>66580937
Storen will replace Osuna as closer in the next couple months
Reminder that the Leafs suck and Stamkos is going to be a Ranger
>>66580935
and the Jays have a manlet and a bunch of number 5 starters with a shit bullpen. What is your point?
>>66580935
This is gonna be a great season
fuck baseball
No worries osuna mataya
>>66580967
Estrada, Sanchez, and Dickey are all solid starters. Suck my dick.
>>66580987
Estrada and Dicks are solid. Sanchez is still unknown. he was fine last year but that was a year ago
>>66580987
If they were wearing Pirates uniforms maybe.
>>66580927
lel
i saw that faggot downtown Toronto in the winter. Idk why he didnt go home to tennesee
>>66581028
Don't call THE ra dickey a faggot
>>66581060
Well he did get molested by a dude
I forgot how much trudeau shit I made last summer
anybody have that devon travis picture with dalton pompey smiling in the background that I cropped? I lost it in the summer when my computer got fucked.
>>66581088
I thought it was a woman. When he was like 6 or something
>>66581140
he got molested by both
