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Who would you prefer to win, Kahne or Vickers?
>No bread until after the engines fired
Got to do better than this lads.
>>66573736
The truck race nearly didn't have a thread
>>66573722
Vickers
rolling for winner
Stram?
First for Matt "Pull the trigger on every Penskenigger" Kenseth
>/f1/ going through a dozen threads
>nascar won't even break one thread
step it up faggots
Rolling.
>>66573660
I made the other thread because I thought nobody would make one, we can use this one though
>you will never be Danica's personal fucktoy
>>66573872
fuck off James
am I the only person here who thinks IndyCar is better?
>>66573950
yes
>>66573938
>>66573926
>not wanting a qt 3.14 asian gf to make you food on raceday
>settling for a 6/10 mediocre racer
reply to this post if you fucking hate kyle busch
>>66573926
I know that feel
>youll never have danica push you down and sit on your face after a race
>youll never taste her sweaty holes as she gyrates on your face
>she will never pee a little bit on you as she cums
>you will never have danica bend you over and shove a strapon up your ass and fuck your brains out to take out her frustration
That feel when stenhouse inexplicably gets to date her. Stenhouse is such a little faggot manlet
Put him in the box, Matt.
>Joonyah
>4 laps in
>caution already
Gonna be a long day.
>getting BTFO by BK Racing
WATER
COOLER
DALE
It'd be awesome if somebody could post a streem. Fox is watching the Reddit (sorry) thread and any stream posted is banned/taken down pretty much immediately.
>Sneak
Jeff is so bad in the booth.
Is lelgano the new "Designated driver who everyone hates"?
Seems like every generation has one, usually stemming from them dumping someone (Rusty Wallace after the Winston in '89 is a good example)
>wake up
>turn on pc, open stream
>F1 cars on grid, 3 2 1 and go
>watch race
>end race, bants with /sp/ for a bit
>switch to Nascar
>watch turn left for next 5+ hours
>enjoy my daily fill of ads, choose what to buy
Is there a better time to be alive?
>>66574281
it'd be awesome if you got cable
>the first 26 races don't matter
>>66574281
http://www.foxsports.com/foxsportsgo/
stop being a fucking thief
You guys know any online streaming of this?
>>66574334
http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/400674_sprint_cup_stp_500/#webplayer_ifr|401573|400674|401573|124|7|en
>literally <1 lane
0/10 shit track
>>66574370
works for me
don't post this to leddit
they're taking it down
>>66574417
loudon is fun though
>>66574417
I hope you're trolling
>Menard challenging for the lead
What is this?
>Menard for the lead
>>66574370
and thanks btw
>>66574064
>you will never fuck danica while she does yoga
>Muh Nards in the lead
What is this even
holy shit Menard
will he be a future Hall of Famer?
>>66574504
forgot the pic
Daily reminder double file restarts are a complete and total meme
>>66574370
Thanks
There are fans now who don't know who Tim Fedewa is or what the Busch Series was
>>66574574
busch series is what kyle busch wins, right?
>>66574574
>implying it isn't still the Busch series :^)
>>66574623
>>66574574
>the Busch series will never be good again ;_;
>>66574574
>mfw i still call it the busch series and winston cup series
>>66574574
>Busch will never win every race in the Busch series
>Jimmie Johns will never sponsor Jimmie Johnson
are they turning left today?
>These actors aren't from a guild, so we can technically pass them off as "not" being actors
>the story of a fictional character
>>66574673
>not just using "cup" with no sponsor mention at all
Good goy
>Kyle Busch driving Trucks is the reason he's so good
who won the truck race yesterday?
>>66574785
Take a wild guess
>bowyer already a lap down
>>66574812
Paige Decker in the Dodge Ram?
>kahne will never EVER get replaced
>KKK as the top three
>>66574947
is he a francisbabby?
>>66574964
Kahne's in like 14th though
WATER
COOLER
DALE
autism?
>>66574947
>trusting a dirt driver in NASCAR
>ever
CAN YOU FEEL IT
Why doesn't nascar race at COTA instead of TMS?
>lelgano
>>66574968
More like a Baldwinbabby
>>66574064
Get in my RV and be ready to service me you little bitch
hwite board
>Bowyer
>goodyear
Carl no
>a net
>A net
>backmarker ruins a great race
FUCK EVERY TIME
>This race isn't even 20% over
Jesus Christ
>Michael Annett has a ride
>Last year's ROTY Bread Muffin doesn't
>>66575247
>b-but muh 40+ car fields
why did nascar endorse trump?
>Hamlel busted for speeding AGAIN
>Bread
>>66575313
NASCAR needs viewers badly.
>>66575313
Because he's the best candidate?
>2 top 10s in her last 6 short track races
>this is a positive
fuck off kyle busch
Kenseth blowing Logano out
>>66573926
Thank god I'm not.
who /ragsinabox/ here
>>66575586
Always
Caution!!!!!1
>Commercial caution
>Sticky
>steakhouse
>commercial cawshun
guthix dies
I wish there was a place where you could try all the traditional track foods. Martinsville hot dogs, Pocono pierogies, Indy pork tenderloins, etc.
Roush car sponsored by Roush again
How butthurt would people be if NASCAR used ballast to control performance gaps?
What happened to Brad?
>>66575969
speeding on pit road
>that yellow sprint banner on the scoring ticker
EVERY FUCKING TIME
CHANGE IT
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE CAUTION NOTICE
FUCKING STOP
This track needs progressive banking
>>66575995
I mean the massive front damage
Nevermind
>>66576033
>not wanting regressive banking
>>66576026
yeah cause that worked wonders at bristol
>>66576053
I'd watch that
>>66576053
An oval with left turns but negatively banked corners
>>66576053
how about regressive, but the inside line is dirt
Almirola breaking down
>nationwide dale jr performance update
How the fuck do the drivers necks not ache like fuck after making 1000 left turns?
500 laps is insane on any track.
>>66576020
Lol
>>66576250
neckercises
>>66576252
i want to die
my sister stole my car, and my mom let her keep it
Any updates on my bro?
Did I miss anything from the first 190 laps?
>at doctor's office
>pick up magazine and see that there's an article about jerry nadeau
>wonder what he's been up to since he retired after the crash that put him in a coma
>get feels
http://autoweek.com/article/nascar-sprint-cup/fast-five-jerry-nadeau
>>66576334
Nothing monumental. 43 car imploded. Logano dropped like a rock.
>>66576334
>It's a Harvick/Busch/Kenseth race
>hamlin
>cucklin
>Hamlel
>Danny
>hamlel
>>66576020
>NASCAR is dead
>2 photo finishes in first 4 races
kek
>>66576112
What about a dirt track road course with restrictor plates
>>66576414
WATER
COOLER
DALE
>>66576338
>you now remember Steve Parks
>>66576338
ran an iRacing race (get it out of your system) with him the other day, he's been leading a private life, it took him 2 years just to get walking again,
he said he won't ever race competitively again, something in his mind always stops him
never knew his wife left him, sounds like a true bitch DESU,
>get severely injured, almost killed in a crash
>survive it, crippled
>wife leaves
proof that women only marry for money, and the idea of "love" is dead
>>66576493
If a man gets married, he's literally retarded.
>>66576509
it has tax benefits, senpai
and that's really about it
One of these Gibbs cars needs to fuck off
>>66576538
And when you get divorced and lose all your shit, you've lost those tax benefits 100 fold.
>>66575313
Because there is nothing wrong with making America great again.
So who wins, Kyle or Jimmie?
>>66576554
One just did, what more do you want?
>>66576590
harvick
>>66576590
Larson
>>66576590
Kenseth
>>66576590
>>66576597
>>66576611
>>66576622
Um... Keselowski I guess
>>66575313
many reasons
1. Brian France is a "friend" of trump and just wanted to impress him
2. if the presidency fails, Trump can throw some sponsor money at the cup series, which has still not found a sponsor for 2017 and beyond
3. France knew that by doing it, it would create headlines and ergo, would draw viewers to the series
4. Trump is the best candidate, his tax plan is legit, folks who make less than 20,000 will not have to file a return and they will owe $0.00 in taxes, this may sound wrong, but the idea is that this lets those people save more and thus move to better paying job areas or pay for college easier, the current tax code fucks over the lower income more than it does the higher-earners
>>66576493
>iracing
I wish I could tolerate the community on there. Its a bunch of loudmouth annoying hicks and even more loudmouth annoying dipshits from Brazil and Europe. The game itself is top notch but their community makes LoL's community look good. I'm up at 4200 oval rating and literally every race I run is full of bad aggressive drivers and whiners.
Ive been really considering dropping my sub
>>66576689
>folks who make less than 20,000 will not have to file a return and they will owe $0.00 in taxes
Seriously? That's awesome for me
>>66576689
>implying they'll save
When they realize they have more money, they'll save enough to blow it on stupid shit.
>Scientifically Treated Petroleum
Whoa
>>66576686
Bullshit. This has to be shopped
>>66576693
>The game itself is top notch
the front of brads car looks ... special
>>66576737
>>66576686
Its real.
I would fucking love it if she "leaked" a pic of her full naked tits or ass. Fuck.
Someone with hacking skills get on it. She must have full nudes saved on her phone or something
>>66576693
>Ive been really considering dropping my sub
my sub ends at the end of may, and i'm just riding it out
the whole idea of "sim racing" doesn't really entertain me anymore, most online games i've found are filled with idiots who can't race cleanly, on both PC and console games, it's the same shit
i'm happier just running aggainst AI in any Reiza game or hotlaps in Asetto Corsa
>>66576737
it's legit
>>66576749
>anime
>a fucking leaf
I'm literally buying it now just because you don't like it. I've never seen a better endorsement
That Kes car is fucking killing me
>>66576749
What does your post even mean? Do you not think its top notch? Why? Show me a more realistic racing game
>>66576706
yeah, it's real
>>66576728
well then that will be their stupid fault, now won't it? :)
i make just shy of 19,000 a year and it's awesome for me
i put 50% of my check into savings every cycle
>>66576749
fuck off james
>>66576749
you're just mad that you got banned because you kept picking fights with the admins and ran a car that had a website to childporn on it
>Jailbait isn't childporn
yes it is
>>66576781
Ogonoski was banned from iRacing for picking a fight with the admins and making obvious clickbait threads
>>66576781
Enjoy your servers that crash every time anyone actually wants to play the game and common race ruining bugs that haven't been fixed for years.
>>66576807
>>66576841
>implying
>>66576882
if you do 3 races a week in 3 diff sessions or 2 races in 2 diff B+ series you get enough racing credits to buy a full year of subscription.
That is based on the 50% off that they Do EVERY YEAR.
YOu have to be literally pants-on-head retarded to buy the 100 dollar subscription when there is a 50 dollar year subscription every fucking year.
>>66576760
>you will never rip her firesuit to expose her pussy
Who is the most unlikeable race car driver ever and why is it Kyle Busch?
>>66576882
>paying 100 bucks for the yearly subscription
you know they sell it for $50 on black friday, right?
>>66576920
Not as retarded as someone who has never looked at the fucking account info page.
>wag
>>66576935
kyle busch is unliked because he dominates lesser series and acts like it's an accomplishment
his championship in the cup series prooves how fucking backward the chase is, the guy missed 18 races last year, he shouldn't be the fucking champion
>Jr on Edwards bumper
Turn him, he still cost you a championship
>gets a clock for the fucking truck race
I hope everything burns.
>best finish: 18th
:^\
Dinger's going to get screwed by a pit cycle, watch.
>>66576991
the cup series trophy is a clock too
>never having owned a grandfather clock
i have one, i disabled the chimes by taking the hammer out,
>Giving Joonya his own Crank It Up
Wow James, Jr's wearing special gloves for you
>>66577024
>>66576991
The truck and nationwide clocks are smaller and not grandfather clocks I'm pretty sure.
literally why is this a yellow
A fucking caution for that shit?
>caution for that
Caution for
>that
>ASSCAR
>caution for that
>jr in lucky dog spot
It all makes sense.
Junior is in his typical mid-race position of 17th or 23rd.
>>66577052
>>66577054
>>66577061
>>66577062
Dale was in the lucky dog position
>>66576990
if anything JR should be pissed at Harvick after his stunt at dega last fall
>car is broken, cannot go faster than 75mph
>stay out
>cause a last minute caution by taking stenhouse out and causing a pileup
we all fucking know he did that on purpose, the onboard cam shows him looking in his mirror, letting the 6 by, then dumping his ass
>dale jr caution
lmao
FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88 FREE PASS 88
DE BRIS CAUTION SO DALE CAN GET BACK ON THE LEAD LAP
>>66577051
Clockmakers call all clocks of that type 'cabinet' clocks, I don't believe there is an official designation on what constitutes a grandfather clock. Different makers vary between 4.5 and 6 feet tall before they call it a 'Grandfather' clock.
>>66577082
That's NASCAR's fault for making a shitty championship. Edwards in 04 should have given Jr. the spot considering the implications.
>>66577043
post a pic, out running errands and i missed it
please tell me they are iRacing gloves, i want james' ass to be fucking raw
>that caution
NASCAR became rigged now that agordon left
>>66577143
autism awareness gloves
>>66577150
OH FUCK EVEN BETTER
>>66577144
if those beans were cooked I find this decently erotic and I woudn't mind licking that off her
>>66577175
The beans are cooked. They were put into the can cooked.
>>66576978
Your delusional, for him to come back and make top 30 and win a race was fucking hard as shit, you only hate him because hes a better driver than whosoever dick you suck.
>>66577197
DESIGNATED
>>66577197
SHITTING
>>66577205
Indians dont watch nascar. I am no pajeet.
>>66577197
>make top 30 and win a race was fucking hard as shit
Epic
>>66577197
STREETS
are you watching NASCAR in the loo, or squatting in the middle of a public street?
>>66577197
No people just don't like him because he is a bit of a douche. Going into the babby leagues, winning, and then acting like you are hot shit afterwards is douchey.
>>66577234
>i am no pajeet
rajeesh, or whatever then, fine
>>66577175
>you will never eat beans off of Danica
>dickered
>>66577187
It's AJ's girlfriend
Dubs and Harvick and Busch crash.
MIKEY BTFO
>>66577329
>329
Harvick win confirmed
I'm shocked by how clean this race has been.
chevy has the worst commercials
>tracking what your kids do
Pretty sure that would be illegal here
>>66577287
Why live desu
>danica will never humiliate you and call your cock tiny
>danica will never tie you up and shove her fist up your ass
>A net again
>>66577479
easier just to round the kids up and put em in camp
>le cautions breed Le cautions xd
Here they come. Over/under 6.5 more yellows
Yeeeaahh carl
FUCKING FINALLY
>>66577486
I wonder what kind of kinky stuff she's into
>>66577587
Consensual sex in the missionary position ;^)
>>66577587
Very possibly nothing. But i dont like to imagine that
I imagine that she likes to dominate the shit out of random race fans like me
>lelgano
>It's a "Kyle Busch wins by brake-checking every restart" episode
DANICA
>>66577606
I'm sure at the very least she incorporates her yoga into her sex life
>most alltime by female
>runs 20-30 every week
>manages a top 15 once a year
"WOW SHE'S REALLY AMAZING, TRULY ONE OF THE BEST!"
>>66577697
>there are companies that still sponsor her
>>66577788
Good publicity I suppose.
>>66577815
If by good you mean vagina, yep.
>she's not even a 7/10
>>66577788
Even though she's mid-20s every week, her car is guaranteed to be shown every week at least once from either DW shilling or her being in the wall. Any sponsor that's paying the amount for a mid field car would kill to have that kind of exposure every week.
THE VALUE OF THE TRUCK SERIES IS PROVEN AGAIN TODAY AS KYLE BUSCH DOMINATES AT MARTINSVILLE
>>66577909
moody is a peice of shit,
>>66573950
No. Indycar Master Race.
How often do you think Seth Rogan preps the bull for Amy Schumer?
>>66577887
honestly, the company "natures bakery" is mediocre at best, i tried their bars, they are literally no better than store brand,
it's just bland generic shit
>Smith
>Smiff
>commercial cawshun
THAT FATTY
>Jr 9th
>inside line
INSIDE LINE 88 INSIDE LINE 88 INSIDE LINE 88 INSIDE LINE 88 INSIDE LINE 88 INSIDE LINE 88 INSIDE LINE 88 INSIDE LINE 88
requesting picture of fattie with the stop sign for a reaction image
Someone needs to get between the Gibbs cars already
[ANGER INTENSIFIES]
DINGER OUT FOR BLOOD
DINGER
>all this and KWL
Is the TV director drunk?
>>66578168
He can't keep up with the DW mememobile
>McFlurry
WHO DINGER HERE
>possibility of a Dinger divebomb with him in 3rd on restart
>Gibbs bullshit stacks it up and prevents it
>>66578215
I'm a Kenseth fan and I'm /DINGER/
>>66578215
Rooting for Dinger and Larson
>>66578215
Edwards fag here. GO DINGER GO
>you will never help Danica relax after this stressful race
>actually using a mustang, not a Camry
About time
DINGER CAN DO IT, MAN
\o/
I hope Kenseth loses more spots. That's what he gets for not even trying to go for the win and protecting Kyle
KYLE BABY I NEED DAT SECOND CLOCK FOR THE NEW KITCHEN
absolutely disgusting
Ew
>That beer can
laughing my fucking ass off
YEEEAH CARL
Did someone throw a beer at his car?
>there are """""""""people""""""""" that unironically support double file restarts
>>66578354
Yes.
Running trucks makes a difference boys
Nick Bromberg
@NickBromberg
Kyle Busch is now 41 wins away from tying Richard Petty's mark of 200 wins. What a time to be alive.
Yeah and all the Kyle Busch haters will continue to hate and Kyle will continue to win.
>>66578369
All of which were better wins
>Mike Joy with that cheeky dig about who Busch beat in Trucks
1. Johnson (2)
2. Harvick (1)
3. Kyle Busch (1)
4. Keslowski (1)
5. Hamlin (1)
----------------------
6. Edwards 206
7. Logano 196
8. Kurt Busch 176
9. Dillon 176
10. Earnhardt. Jr. 172
11. Truex Jr. 150
12. Allmendinger 147
13. McMurray 143
14. Kenseth 140
15. Blaney 133
16. Elliot 131
---------------------------
17. Stenhouse Jr. 128
18. Kahne 128
19. Newman 126
20. Menard 125
21. Larson 125
22. Almirola 121
23. Biffle 109
24. Bayne 109
25. Scott 100
26. Patrick 97
27. Smith 95
28. Mears 94
29. Cassill 90
>>66578387
He made it seem worse that busch beat kids with weak equipment
Fuck off Kyle
FENG SHWEY INDEED
>>66578387
>mega Toyota bucks barely beat a kid without a sponsor yesterday
Busch basically giving people the finger for criticizing him running other series
Wow, fuck this guy
Larson would've won had there been overtime.
>OH BOO HOO POOR MATT WAS RUINED BY HIS TEAMMATE AND OUTSIDE SPOT, HE WAS FASTER TOO!
Then maybe he should have passed Kyle and restarted first.
Translation: Paul told me eat shit
What is that thing on the side of Autism's head? It's always bothered me.
Honestly impressed with Autism for taking it like a man.
>Jesus gave me this third place
>>66576841
>mfw a poster on a chinese cartoon imageboard known for school shooters and other miscellaneous terrorist threats acts like shit-talking server admins and running offensive car liveries is "too far."
>carl takes off his sunglasses for an interview
>[x] anon posts about Carl removing glasses
>>66578547
>taking the entire race to type a comeback
>Obligatory "Ricky Hendrick died here" mention
Ricky was actually going to be a really good driver before that Vegas crash got in his head.
Joey...what?
>>66578547
bigger than a mouses
>aluminum coke can
Water hiding
How many of these guys actually drink what the bottle says? Like Kyle is usually shown drinking NOS after races because it's his sponsor. But I have a hard time believing it's actually that. I imagine it's water or maybe Gatorade, things that actually help when you're dehydrated and exhausted.
>no Kenseth interview
Tf
>>66578799
>murrica
>>66578799
Y-you had a conversation with the thief?
