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Sat. 3/26:
NYCFC ties NE, 1-1 (FT)
YVR tops HOU, 1-0 (FT)
FC Dallas over DC United, 1-0 (FT)
Fri. 4/1
New England Revolution @ NY Red Bulls (4pm EST)
Sat. 4/2
Chicago Fire @ Philadelphia Union 1-0 FINAL
Colorado Rapids @ Toronto FC 1-0 FINAL
Sporting KC @ Real Salt Lake 1-2 FINAL
FC Dallas @ Columbus Crew 1-1 90"
Seattle Sounders @ Montreal Impact 0-0 HT
Vancouver Whitecaps @ LA Galaxy 0-0 HT
San Jose Earthquakes @ DC United 0-0 15"
Sun. 4/3
Orlando City FC @ Portland Timbers (5pm)
1st for murderball
2nd for >jew slag
Minnesota United.
>NASL has better refs then mLELS
Gulati please give us divison 1 status NOW
Who /undefeated/ here?
https://streamup.com/lmao2
scum v nazis
>>66556994
>NASL refs have literally the same referees
>More red cards because the players chimp out
>All these semen slurping games today
Do you guys think the recent retarded red card trend is just a ruse to make the average merrican think that soccer is so dangerous that players actually have to be expelled from the game for risking everybody's life on the field, hence getting more views?
>the one-game suspended hamlet of Mike Magee
If the whitecaps could attack the booked galaxy players that would be great
>>66556996
>still have less points than FCD and SKC
>>66557083
Maybe.
>>66557083
Nice pepe
>>66557047
>he says this while every week there is literally at least 2 red cards every game in this slurpfest league
>tfw cant see the game
>>66557083
No. It's people being autistic because refs are calling more shit instead of letting players literally hurt other players and doing nothing.
McNamara got kicked in the face against the revs last week and Brek Shea likes to stomp
>>66557162
>quakes fans hiding their shame
>>66557162
>paying for this
ugh like wtf like ugh
>>66557154
>implying most of those reds aren't warranted.
>He didn't see the Railhawks game or Miami
>Nobody saw the miami game
Cool beans memers
>>66557176
Should be more outrage on the lack of calls against attacking players tbqh
>>66557215
>cool memes beaners
>>66557162
>Scum bag ultras
Those guys still selling meth to kids?
>SAN GAYOSE
im ready lads
>>66557246
Cmon at least try. San HoGay at least sounds right
Is Cobi Jones autistic? He sounds like he has downs syndrome
>>66557274
>Paying to watch a Philadelphia sports team
>>66557274
hmm, section 102?
>>66557274
>>66557309
>paying $32 to watch Philly drop points
How old is Boateng REALLY?
>>66557379
He's a 400-year-old witch doctor.
ohh tyler deric
>>66556963
>another copypasta
I recognize not wanting to look up the schedules yourself, but 3/26 was a week ago.
>yfw seattle gets their first point tonight
>it's an all the teams i follow tie matchday
>>66557455
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgER2DksLD4
>>66557491
>all the teams i follow
>>66557499
all 2 of them yeah.
>>66557467
>Making MLS sexy again
>Its a Zardes super subs and starts the next game and does nothing episode
Is Octavio Rivero the biggest fraud in the Western Conference?
GORDO IN
>AriLel Lassiter
>>66557595
He needs assistance. He can not play as a solo forward. Caps have been playing primarily with a loan striker last year. He looked better with Perez or Kudo beside him.
>it's another le speedy black man episode
i hate this one
lmao LA is TRASH
>>66557661
>trying to counter-meme your own team
put your trip back on IE Brah
Best balls in the business.
>its a zardes doesn't finish episode
Lletget got pounded by a strong black bull
>>66557676
>it's a we're all IE Brah thread
THANK YOU BASED DEMPSEY
>>66557721
Best threads
>Zardass
>>66557739
>settle win
God damn it Eastern conference, can't you do one nice thing
BJIV for the win
>lags going with more meme young strikers
Will they learn this season?
>Seatlle wins the one game when Morris isn't around
Coincidence? I think not!
>>66557806
>expecting Canada to produce anything this week
I see where you went wrong.
People shit on Cole and this nigga is probably our best crosser
>>66557806
>adding ATL
This will have to do.
>>66557777
>Quadass
>>66557835
That's because he publicly shat on the league and then proceeded to ride the pine in Italy
>>66557819
fcd full of meme young strikers
>>66557819
>lag sign old veterens: when will la learn, can't win with old meme players
>lag sign academy products: when will la learn, can't win with young meme players
>>66557822
He's on the field. Seattle could have had two, but
>Seattle Youth.
>Good.
>>66557853
>>66557863
>FCD: Mexicans
>LA: Black people
There's a pretty big difference
>>66557777
Et tu, IE Brah?
>>66557847
>another free 3 points for every team in the west
Thank I guess.
>>66557876
zardes grew up in inglewood, he's an honorary mexican.
Cole will cross the game winner to Gordon.
>>66557893
Honors can't neutralize natural talent. Start recruiting fresno more.
Cant beat a 10 man team ):
>>66557902
I know of place with young talent on every corner
*cough cough*
>Zardes
was scared for magee for a second there
>>66557969
Nah, was a blatant dive
LA is literally such a home babby team
Vancouver has been parking the bus all game
>>66557995
no chemistry yet plus injuries
>>66558027
Its what you do when you have 10 men
>>66558036
All game?
GORDO NO
>>66558031
you faggots been saying that since preseason
S E M E N S L U R P I N G
E
M
E
N
S
L
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P
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Anyone here from Seattle actually go to one of the games? I've been considering catching a game when I'm up there...
>>66558047
Have you not been watching the game?
Also
LGTSS
>lags
>>66558066
season barely started f a m
how's your flyover team doing?
>0 - 0
Wew lads, great for the sport!
>>66558047
Morales got ded like 12 minutes in, then the red card, then Manneh getting ded.
That's park the bus, the situation
We basically have no end product without Keane
>>66558094
>muh playing for the game
when will this meme die already?
>>66558097
>Morales got ded like 12 minutes
Its cool, didn't want fantasy points anyway.
>>66558136
>That feeling when you captained Ousted
>>66558191
>He didn't captain DGW Shuttleworth
26 fucking points.
DC = diving cunts
>>66558191
>You captained Villa when you intentionally meant to captain Giovinco.
I'm just glad that I managed to get over 70 points this week.
.
>>66558207
Ahem...
>Soon
>>66558121
Walk on lad, walk on.
>>66557176
So...cheyrou's second yellow was a good call then?
>>66558230
hehheheh
>SAN GAYOSE
>>66558545
>Be dumbass Frenchman
>YC foul a player
>"Anon, stop this shit. Can't do this kinda shit this early in the game. You're in thin ice."
>"You got it ref. I gud boy, I dondu nuffin"
>75 seconds later...
Stupidity should probably be a red card offense.
>>66557274
Want to meet up?
Goodnight, /MLS/ :)
>>66556963
>forgetting to put in the Revs-NYRB score
>>66557467
>he doesn't group matches together by rounds on majorleaguesoccersoccer.com's fantasy league
I came here expecting the same sort of defeatist BS that Facebook seems to draw, but instead, very insightful comments and a generally positive attitude. Goes with my theory that Redditors are smarter, handsomer, and more well-groomed than those dirty Facebook ruffians. Well done, friends. well done.
>I support an MLS team over my local secondary league team
>>STLFC winning AND scoring goals
>>66559456
>I support an MLS team
>>66559456
don't worry division 1 will be given back to it's rightful owner.
>>66559456
Hey look, it's garbage.
>Soon: late night vibes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rg5ya0B7fo
>mfw someone tries to tell me the """"""""Bestern"""""""" conference teams could BTFO eastern conference teams
>>66556963
Does the image represent every team that shes fucked?
>try to convince the college students to buy tickets
>tickets have order and convenience fees
>$62.87 to watch this shit
stop it
How many reds will be issued tonight?
So that's two trouble makers for the women?
Has any regular for the men's team ever get arrested?
>>66569599
>Wombat
I thought she retired.
Philadelphia is literally the most successful american soccer region
>>66571233
Except you're wrong and it's historically been NY
They're not going to do this every time, are they?
>>66571299
Just because early U.S. soccer was Battle of New York: """Melting Pot""" edition? That means NY has also historically been the biggest failure, for all those teams they had that didn't win.
FC Cincinnati @ Bethlehem Steel
>Hildebrandt; McMahon, Berry, Delbridge, Polak; Walker, Bone, Tomaselli; Wiedeman, Okoli, McLaughlin
>Jaye (GK), Hoppenot, Luke, Mohomed, Nicholson, Ripoll, Spencer
>>66575403
Damn where is that
>only 1 game today
>no fantasy players in
yawn
>>66575653
>lehigh
isnt that bethleham steel?
>>66575653
Philly's reserve team's stadium
>>66575588
they play at 3 eastern right?
>Starting XI: McCarthy; Yaro, Daly, Washington, Richter; Akinyode, Jones, Fernandes, Ayuk, Restrepo; Gissie
>Bench: Samir Badr, Auston Trusty, Mark McKenzie, Cole Missimo,
James Chambers, Seku Conneh, Amoy Brown
steel cincinnati is starting
How has Alberg been in his first few matches Philly dudes?
>>66576780
Pretty good imo.
holy shit this usl broadcast is like I transported back to the 90s
>>66576915
Could be worse desu.
>my city doesn't have a qt USL team
:(
I wonder what it would take to get one
>>66577195
Where you at nigga?
alright union fans any academy players to watch if any?
>>66575431
You take the bad with the good. Much like the USA GDP, they were the best and worst
>>66577219
I honestly have no idea.
>dropping match to Colorado late
>failing to win against 10-man Couver
We will always suck so fucking much on the road
>>66577209
Upstate SC
We had one over a decade ago but it failed
But I think one could succeed
Especially since there's only a single A baseball team no one cares about and a minor league furpuck team
>furpuck
>Soon
any Charleston fans in here? I know theres one somewhere. This Bethleham stream is comfy, Where can I get streams for my memes?
>>66557274
>>66558630
See you there my friends
>>66557274
>>66558630
>>66577412
should i come as well?
>mfw I can't watch this game because my internet speed went from shitty to abysmal to being practically non-existent
>>66577412
I wouldn't mind a Union meet up jawn. Get shit hammered before the game,
>>66577438
Yeah do it. Scottish bro and Mexican bandwagoner should come as well.
>>66577348
Where have you been
>>66577477
ok, but what's the date?
>>66577477
I'm a quitter :^) sober 2 years now.
I got free tickets from my brazilian friend who knows fabinho and ilsinho. not sure where my seats are desu.
>>66577586
April 8th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amhINnExdJE
Recommend me a team
I want watch this league
>>66577586
>Fluggesellschaften
>real word
top lel. I wouldn't last in Germany, I'd laugh at everything.
>>66577628
U N I O N
N
I
O
N
Nah toronto's usually the most fun to watch desu
Everything going better than expected.
>>66577589
Good for you, but I'm getting drunk.
I'm in River end, but the SoBs make me want to kill myself.
>>66577628
Union fampai.
>>66577586
You can laff at our shitty chants, drink a lot of American beer, and take some red cups home for your friends and family.
>>66577653
Should be fun still, never sat with the Sons. They make me cringe but I give em credit for effort.
>GWEN
>W
>E
>N
>>66577602
alright, see you there
and pls don't laugh at my accent
>>66577644
we just like putting words together
"fluggesellschaften" are two seperate words really
flug = flight
gesellschaften = companies
---> flight companies
>>66577690
Gesundheit
>>66577670
can i jog the route rocky took in "rocky"?
>>66577731
thanks, but i didn't even sneeze
>>66577674
I just like standing, and my dad is a huge casual so he likes hanging around with all the drunk hipster shits.
I'd recommend the edges of the river end, especially the corner closer to the away section. That way you get to stand and yell shit but not be near all the cringe.
>>66577690
I like how German words are all compound words. Its pretty logical.
>>66577690
>inb4 he shows up because germans have no sense of humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuo8WK5U_YU
theres one part that he jokes about strudel being piped through the city and its hilarious.
>>66577763
Yeah, we got a Rocky statue by the art museum steps too if you go run up those.
>>66577763
Actually I just looked it up and the route he took its pretty non sensical because its all at random parts in the city.
I know some of the places in South Philly though, so you could at least see that shit.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702304744304579246311128224106
How is /mls/'s meme game?
>>66577628
We're the team that's going to BTFO portland tonight.
Where is relegation/promotion?
>>66577847
sadly, not in mls
>>66577827
how is your meme life?
Union fan here, fans of all other MLS teams suck cocks.
>>66577781
strudel is austrian though
>>66577782
what about shooting some b-ball in west philadelphia?
>>66575686
>>66575660
>>66575653
First division when?
>MLS soon?
>>66577863
top lad
>>66577864
Depends on where in West, some places will got you shot which I guess is a proper American experience. University city is fine though.
>>66577863
Don't fool yourself Rangersbro, our fans are still terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70kMNozInY
>tfw I breathe the same air as these tools.
>>66577889
>cincy
not until goodell relegates the bengals
>>66577907
>dat first second
closed immediately
>>66577931
Yeah I fucking hate them. Its only like a good 30-40 of those shitheads. Everyone else is is fine.
>>66577889
>two team in some flyover state
not gonna happen
>bagpipes at a soccer game
just
>>66577907
God, I fucking hate drums at football games.
>>66578008
WELCOME TO AMERICA
ITs shitty. It only works with the Texas teams who also have horns and other brass instruments. Thats p cool.
Does anyone know how much pulisic makes at Dortmund?
Yo USL looks comfy as fuck
>>66577350
You'll be glad to know that the NPSL's South Region has a South Atlantic Conference consisting of 4 teams from the Carolinas, including the Upward Stars, who play in Spartanburg, SC, which Wikipedia tells me is part of Upstate South Carolina.
Support your local club my man: http://www.nationalpremiersoccerleague.com/scripts/runisa.dll?M2.65588:gp:931582.8306:72906+Elements/Display+E+47116+Team/+66760015+74882194
>>66576842
Good to hear. He was one of my favourite players in the eredivisie. Also funny to see Kappelhof and Goossens in Chicago.
>>66578327
>Galaxy 2 coming back from three down to tie it up.
>>66578482
He had visa issues and didn't play during preseason, so I think he has only played too games, but he looks solid and I'm excited to see what else he does this year.
Hopefully he can head back to Europe when his contract is over.
btw thank you for Earnie. He's the hero Union need.
>>66577965
>Ohio
>flyover
>>66556963
>MCO vs PDX right now
No one? Has it come to this?
>>66578788
... well, yeah.
>>66579297
>Kaka to make first start of the season
>no one gives a shit
Welp, that didn't last long
>>66579297
>MCO
Are you the same guy that calls Vancouver "YVR"? You do realize that most sports teams aren't abbreviated by their airport's IATA code, right?
>>66579595
>writing "Van"
Why would you even.
>>66578788
>Ohioans really think this
Just move to Chicago already you cuck. Only relevant part of the midwest.
>>66579595
>not spelling Portland PDX
>>66579672
>chicago
>relevant
maybe in black people killing each other
>>66579642
>>66579729
>He writes ORD for the Fire
>He writes IAH for the Dynamo
>He writes JFK for NYCFC
>He writes LHR for Chelsea, Tottenham, and West Ham
>>66579793
>only black people get shot in Chicago
>only black people do the shooting in Chicago
Try again, brotein shake.
>>66579828
Any white ''person'' choosing to live in Chicago is not worth caring about.
>>66579815
>>He writes LHR for Chelsea, Tottenham, and West Ham
I'm pretty sure at least one of those is Gatwick, let's be reasonable.
>>66579793
Shit, you're stupid.
>>66579913
Nice to have you with us. I was also in /TEG/
>>66579845
>the people in my geographic area are superior to the people in your geographic area
NOW THIS IS WHAT SPORTS ARE ALL ABOUT
>>66580048
...it literally is
>Despite Dempsey's advancing age and Klinsmann's admission that Bobby Wood is being groomed as a replacement, Klinsmann promised, "If Clint is able to keep the competition away from him, scoring goals, then he's in. There's no doubt about it."
The Bobby Wood fanbois should be somewhat happy to hear this
>>66580436
>US literally has no depth
dempsey is going to be on the nats team to his 40s isn't he?
>>66577647
>>66577653
>>66577847
Thnks lads
JUST g-give us d1 please....
>yfw larin will score another goal tonight
>yfw jordan morris is still 0 goals
B
T
F
O
>>66578530
>lags 1 coming down from a man up to tie it 0-0
>>66579642
It's VNC you fuck
>>66579851
>>66579815
What the fuck do you do for NYC, is it a LGA or JFK?
Is RB Newark?
Anyone have caps of the USMNT going HAM on Abby after the DUI thing?
G-go timbers.
>>66581877
just give up already
>mfw David Villa starts memeing
>>66581877
>you
>>66582075
he's probably watching wrestlemania right now
>que matchazo!
it's so nice to have the GOAT back
>>66582144
god I cant wait to go to Orlando's qt stadium tbqh
>Soon
>>66581917
kek
LARIN DED
let's make america great again
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/03/24/mascot-mania-bracket
>>66582267
I'm sorry about your hamstring Cyle
>>66577834
>>66581548
>>66581917
>The Karmic City of (You)
Meme magic is give in take, my Floridian Furry acquaintance
>>66582335
>nagbe
y-you, too
ramos with the broke dick
>>66582144
>had to sacrifice two players to get kaka back
BRICK SHEAAAA
>>66557083
It's the SJWs
BREKKEN
Fug
Kaka getting all this assists
>>66582485
BREKKKKKKKKKKED
Pls dont be on form like this Friday
>>66582194
>tfw they robbed the city to do it
it's still gonna be great tho
>>66582597
uuuh.. how? I thought OCSC were paying for everything and everyone loved them for it.
>>66577863
>bandwagoning the most irrelevant team in the league
>>66582637
tell everyone to come here, were cool.
>TUMBLERS
Completely outclassed by Orlando desu.
>>66582597
Are you autistic? They literally held a conference announcing that funds were 100% private a couple months ago.
>>66582625
MLS needs US
>Rose City Till I Die
>dies in orlando city
kek
#OCTID
>>66582880
No, they need Chicago.
>>66578327
It is, come join the fun
Eesh
Portland status: EXPOSED
Kekland BTFO
>Rekt City
We didn't have a chance to use Cyle desu.
>doubting based Orlando.
>the land of the """"""defending""""""" """""""champions"""""""
>>66583283
PARITY
A
R
I
T
Y
Orlando rekt portland at portland last season anyways.
>>66521999
good news: they choked
>portlel
PORTLAND GETTING BTFO
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
KEKLAND BTFO
BASED ORLANDO. PLAYOFFS HERE WE COME.
>Ned Grabavoy is your secret weapon
>The Shitty of Lesstern Coast
OC SC OC SC OC SC
where my /407/ senpai at?
>Antifa flag
Literally why
GAME ON
A
M
E
O
N
>>66583749
Both expansion clubs have some sort of Antifa thing going on. Weird as fuck desu.
>>66583749
Essential part of ultras cosplay
>ITT, hipsters and their (no relegation) care bear, soccer league.
>>66583855
>That flag
Opinion discarded
>>66583855
>ITT Canadian who thinks his country has something else
>tfw did better on Week 2 than I did on DGW
being "good" at fantasy sports is bullshit.
>>66583855
>his country's highest division only has teams from 1 province and is run by rich Indonesians as one of the most corrupt organizations in pro sports
>>66582267
>could have had mascot cali classico
>butthurt leastern conference fags ruined it
>4-1
>>66583899
>implying I don't support the commonwealth, and watch Premier league over this garbage league!
>>66583855
ITT: A FUCKING LEAF
>>66584109
>being a cuck on the grandest scale
hahaha
>>66584109
How does it feel being Englands bitch?
>>66584142
Never met anyone from England or seen any impact on my life desu
>>66584142
Lots of people from England move to Canada, Australia.
>>66584189
thats why they made you their bitch tho
>>66584109
>implying everyone ITT doesn't do that as well
MLS fans fantasize getting beaten up by Alex Morgan.
>>66584157
>>66584189
I admit I was shit posting but come on Canada bros, this is how you guys respond?
Damn I guess you guys are friendly.
>>66584264
>getting beaten up by Alex Morgan.
>not sydney leroux
>not hope solo
>not all 3
>>66584292
>Not having Hope Solo sit on your face while she shoves her rekt arby lips down your throat
literally the only appealing thing about morgan is that she likes soccer
Goodnight, /mls/
>>66584472
night babe
>>66584472
Kaka says goodnight.
So how about them Timbers, anon?
>>66584779
how about that 4-1????
>>66584836
That is sure a thing that happened, Anon.
>tfw back on top in fantasy
Are you even trying /mls/?
>>66585204
>fantasy soccer
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>hating on based Kaka
>tfw you couldn't make it 5-1 due to Portscum thuggery
>>that feel when your season tickets finally arrive
Best player to wear your guys shirt, prove me wrong.
>>66587086
Too drunk to dispute.
Happy birthday to me, /mls/
>>66587086
Dempsey= best american forward all time
don ovan=best winger/icon
>>66588474
>not choosing Bert Patenaude
when Dempshit scores a hat trick at a World Cup, then we can talk
>>66587086
good lord he looks a billion years old now
>>66585714
See you soon
>>66589285
I hope your team never gets into MLS
>>66589312
Yeah, I hope so too
>>66589312
Thirded
>Breking News: Brek Shea confirmed for Copa América
>>66589892
I wish
>>66589908
why? he's shit, injury prone, and he's tried that meme goal so many fucking times and usually sends it into the stands or the side netting. just wait for him to try it even more now. that was just a flash in the pan and he will be irrelevant again in 3 weeks.
>>66589908
Klinsmann loves Brek Shea
If he's playing then he's at least on the preliminary roster
>>66589933
He's a better left back the what we've got
>>66587086
His son is going to make NYC and America respectable again. Well at least America
>>66589963
Vincent'a better tbqh
>>66589933
>he's shit
great analysis
>injury prone
so don't call him up when he's injured, not a problem
>he's tried that meme goal so many fucking times
you realize that in all sports, every player succeeds more often than they fail, except centers who dunk so often they get a 50%+ FG%, right? he's studying free kicks under Kaka and it paid off instantly for the NT
the point isn't even that he should be taking those shots. he's an attacking full back, which most of the best teams of the past 20 years have had. when he's on his game, his runs and crosses keep >us offensively relevant
who's your left back pick anyways?
>>66590033
every player fails more often than they succeed*
Thoughts?
>>66590033
Brek hasn't though. He's also committed more red card fouls than anyone currently in contention for USMNT left back. He's been lucky this year that refs haven't given him reds. He's averaged a studs up tackle and an unnecessary tackle per game. That's not the discipline you want from your defender.
>>66590016
>sample size: college
about as relevant as memeis atm
>>66590081
Being a successful defender at Chicago's all the verification you need as a defender, senpai.
>>66590069
probably a sounders fan
>>66590080
>contention for USMNT left back
Considering last time out two U-20 Liga MX players were the backups at left back I'd say that's a very, very small list
>>66590069
100% correct. the whole theme of the WC was "yay girl power, we can too" instead of just "pro athletes being good at sports"
>>66590110
Vincent, Ream, Out of Position FabJo and Spector are far better. I think you're confusing Jurgen's bad decision making at defense for a depth crisis.
>>66590131
Can't clone Fabian, unfortunately. And Vincent is completely unproven.
Ream and Spector have also had their chances and are basically glorified centerbacks forced to play wide. As I've said, the best teams tend to have attacking fullbacks, and it's not a coincidence. If you just want to park the bus every game, Ream and Spector might be fine, but that's not the USMNT I have in mind.
Were they in the right?
>>66590195
Of course
They want to get treated like men they should pay the consequences
If they had any real balls they should fight against the women's >muh equal pay case
>>66590195
I want to believe
>>66557493
does houston have the best fans in the league?
>>66590298
>Texas fans
>Good
Pick one
>>66590250
It's real
>>66590313
I picked both
>>66590392
You picked wrong senpai
>Kemar Lawrence is day-to-day with ligament damage to his knee
How the fuck can a coach use day-to-day and ligament damage in the same sentence?
Christ Emma Roberts is fine.
>>66577350
>tfw close to charleston and tix are only $18
feels good
>>66590967
go see tambakis
>Soon
>>66590069
This guy's probably a massive faggot, but "she believes cup" was the dumbest name for a tournament in sport history.
>>66591006
i'm excited desu, it's too bad savannah doesn't have a team, then i'd have one even closer to me
>>66578417
First of all, they already stopped that
Second of all, that's a two hour drive from my house even if they were still around
Third of all, that's a weird organization to support
>>66590195
Top bants
>>66590298
I'll let you be the judge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5iQGrHvNNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkiNe8jmruw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSbB5qmLxDA
To be frank they could use more trumpets
>>66590298
Ayy lmao
>>66592410
based.
i feel like the soccer culture should've ended up like this, with each teams fans being influenced by their region rather than being euro hooligans lite
>>66592645
NY has an excuse being Euro-lite the city and LA, and both TX teams are little Mexico.
Isn't that being influenced by the region?
>>66583749
to remind you that there will never EVER be a neo-nazi mls club.
>>66588980
His son got called up to the U15s in Argentina
>>66556963
Best Emma of all time
>tfw taking girlfriend's son to his first timbers game
any advice on how to make him enjoy it more? he really only likes basketball
>>66592930
>>66592930
>Advice
Make sure the Bull comes after you guys leave. Traumatizing stuff to let the kid see.
>>66590952
LOW TEST AS FUCK
might as well be a 12 year old boy in makeup.
>>66592807
but most of the other "ultras" are pretty much the same shit in a different city
>>66592948
what do you mean?
>>66592960
sounds hot, no lie
What kind of fucked up mascot is that on the left?
>>66592930
>gf's son
would have dropped that shit so fast 2bh.
i like our fans tBh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwCMy49YPCk
BTW Paris FC won at Red Star so Bob Bradley's Le Havre get to stay in the promotion spots
They're only a point above 4th with six games to go though
>>66593034
a lion on crack cocaine
>>66593297
You realize non-PSG French league is a joke, right/
>>66593570
It's still nice to see him do well
Based fuckin Q
>>66592410
>>66592410
pretty sure the fatboi in the blue shirt on the bottom left of the stands in that 2nd video is the one who posts here based on where his seat is and what he looks like.
>>66594006
wouldn't be surprised 2bh.
>Mathieu Flamini has several MLS offers
Walking Red Card man goes to Red Card League
>>66595118
>implying expensive DPs get red carded
>>66595308
>implying he's expensive
He's a TAM player at best
>tfw no fox sports sponsored threesome with best girl press and canadian glory hole rachel
>>66598107
HEATHER
>>66593311
>>66593034
>tfw OC till I die
>tfw still voted for that blue blob because holy fuck our mascot is shite
>>66599549
I'm just glad my team doesn't have a mascot. Why the hell do people like those abominations. Except for the delicious memes that is RapidMan
>>66598646
sounds like a fat girl's name
>>66599839
Sounds like something a low test would say
I always click on this thread when I see emma in the catalogue
>>66556963
Best Emma shouldn't bee associated with soccer.
>>66600184
but she's an avid mls supporter
So I bought FM2016 and I'm looking for a former MLS player to HC my reserve team.
If I hire Twellman, will he actually know that he's the coach in 3 weeks?
Are MLS posters normie or autists?
Ever had sex?
Been to another sporting event(not soccer) with friends?
Taken a shower in the last 24 hours?
College,Job,non NEET?
Twitter account?
Instagram account?
Snapchat account?
Traveled somewhere by plane?
Work out more than 3 days a week?
Neckbeard?
Have you ever owned a chain wallet,flame t-shirt,or played WoW?
House of Cards?
Game of thrones?
The Walking Dead?
Capeshit midnight viewings?!
Was it with a girl?
>>66601165
Cuck
>>66601165
fuck you
>>66601165
>Ever had sex?
no
>Been to another sporting event(not soccer) with friends?
yes
>Taken a shower in the last 24 hours?
yes
>College,Job,non NEET?
full time for almost 10 years now
>Twitter account?
yes
>Instagram account?
no
>Snapchat account?
hell no
>Traveled somewhere by plane?
yes
>Work out more than 3 days a week?
not specifically, but my job is good exercise in and of itself
>Neckbeard?
no
>Have you ever owned a chain wallet,flame t-shirt,or played WoW?
no
>House of Cards?
no
>Game of thrones?
no
>The Walking Dead?
fuck no
>Capeshit midnight viewings?!
not in years
>Was it with a girl?
forever alone ;_;
1 championship down a few more to go.
>>66601738
Put your trip back on I.E.Brah
>>66601794
sufficient revenge for getting #rekt by KC in the Open Cup?
>>66601165
>Ever had sex?
No
>Been to another sporting event(not soccer) with friends?
Not with friends.
>Taken a shower in the last 24 hours?
Yes, just now.
>College,Job,non NEET?
Yes, no been searching for a new one.
>Twitter account?
Yes
>Instagram account?
No
>Snapchat account?
No
>Traveled somewhere by plane?
No
>Work out more than 3 days a week?
No
>Neckbeard?
No
>Have you ever owned a chain wallet,flame t-shirt,or played WoW?
No
>House of Cards?
No
>Game of thrones?
No
>The Walking Dead?
Yes, it was a mistake
>Capeshit midnight viewings?!
No
>Was it with a girl?
I'm not a faggot
>>66601903
>>66601773
I feel shamed for having consentual sex with a female and going to various events with friends.
>>66601165
Yes
Yes
Yes
NEET currently
No
No
Yes
Yes
No
No
WoW
Yes
Yes
No
No
Yes
>>66601165
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes
>>66599742
>delicious memes that is RapidMan
Q is the meme mascot and you know it
>>66603306
People know who Q is. Literally who heard of RapidMan before that LA game?
>>66601165
Ever had sex?
>yes
Been to another sporting event(not soccer) with friends?
>yes, every single pro league in the USA
Taken a shower in the last 24 hours?
>yes
College,Job,non NEET?
>college and job
Twitter account?
>yes
Instagram account?
>yes
Snapchat account?
>yes
Traveled somewhere by plane?
>yes
Work out more than 3 days a week?
>twice a week
Neckbeard?
>no
Have you ever owned a chain wallet,flame t-shirt,or played WoW?
>no
House of Cards?
>no
Game of thrones?
>no
The Walking Dead?
>no
Capeshit midnight viewings?!
>no
Was it with a girl?
>yes
(im a tripfag)
>>66601165
Tripfag fuck off.
Bad enough you have to blog post here.
>>66601165
>Ever had sex?
no
>Been to another sporting event(not soccer) with friends?
yes
>Taken a shower in the last 24 hours?
yea
>College,Job,non NEET?
yea college
>Twitter account?
yea
>Instagram account?
yea, but barely use it anymore
>Snapchat account?
hell no
>Traveled somewhere by plane?
a lot
>Work out more than 3 days a week?
racquetball 2-3 times, basketball same
>Neckbeard?
nope
>Have you ever owned a chain wallet,flame t-shirt,or played WoW?
played wow
>House of Cards?
yes
>Game of thrones?
yes
>The Walking Dead?
never liked it
>Capeshit midnight viewings?!
whats the fucks is thats
>Was it with a girl?
whats a girl?
>>66601165
>Are MLS posters normie or autists?
>Ever had sex?
With a dude
>Been to another sporting event(not soccer) with friends?
With a dude
>Taken a shower in the last 24 hours?
With a dude
>College,Job,non NEET?
With a dude
>Twitter account?
With a dude
>Instagram account?
With a dude
>Snapchat account?
With a dude
>Traveled somewhere by plane?
With a dude
>Work out more than 3 days a week?
With a dude
>Neckbeard?
It's a really nice one
>Have you ever owned a chain wallet,flame t-shirt,or played WoW?
Wow, with some dudes
>House of Cards?
No
>Game of thrones?
Yes
>The Walking Dead?
No
>Capeshit midnight viewings?!
With a dude
>Was it with a girl?
Yes
>>66600397
Update: I've managed to hire TH14, Jimmy Conrad, Tim Regan and Danny Califf
>mfw Orlando fan
>mfw we'll finally have a derby in the league
>soon
>>66589933
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/04/stats-reveal-different-orlando-city-brek-shea-field
>>66556963
looks better with more clothes
Sensible chuckle
>>66607797
>Major League Sist
Accurate.
>>66606730
>mfw one year of hurt is finally over
it's our year, Orlando lads
>>66607797
>""""""ultras""""""
>>66607797
Lame reason but he was probably a fag anyways.
http://www.proreferees.com/2016-mls-regular-season-assignments---week-6.php
The Geiger Show is coming to New York for Man City C-Chicago
>>66608105
>Chicago commits an infraction on Tommy McGoat
>Red Card
>Someone, probably Gilberto, calls out the bull shit
>Sent off
>Most likely Federico Bravo kills someone
>Stern talking to
>At the end Pauno gets sent off
>5-5 tie
Cap it
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/06/san-jose-clash-vs-dc-united-april-6-1996
Anyone gonna watch this?
>>66603811
Capes hit midnight showings are when you go watch the new Marvel/DC superhero movie at midnight.
>>66608133
Sounds comfy, I'll tune in.
Been meaning to educate myself on the Echeverry glory years
>>66608133
Can San Jose still call themselves MLS originals?
>>66608825
No, but the dynamo can
>>66608825
Officially yes
But your autism might get in the way
I came here expecting the same sort of defeatist BS that Facebook seems to draw, but instead, very insightful comments and a generally positive attitude. Goes with my theory that Redditors are smarter, handsomer, and more well-groomed than those dirty Facebook ruffians. Well done, friends. well done.
>mlel
>>66609625
>Memerica
>>66609625
>south american retirement league
hardpass.jpg
>>66609579
Those motherfuckers are so full of themselves.
>Former UEFA guy is corrupt
>ColorMeSurprised.jpg
>http://13wham.com/news/top-stories/abby-wambach-admits-to-trying-cocaine-in-past
>there are people on this general right now who don't rate Skillsinho
>>66609809
>Philly fans are delusional enough to think that a Shakhtar reject wouldn't be good in MLELS
>>66609809
I'm worried about Friday
>come on you redbulls
>>66609835
Well yeah, this is a league where championship/league one rejects can produce well and PL etc rejects perform mediocre
>>66609905
Have to be a bit worried after Orlandos last game, but they're on the shorter travelling week and Barnetta, Alberg are getting a bit more fit so hopefully the Union will be prepared
>>66609991
That's England. Typically, with the rare exception (Rafa Marquez), other Leagues do great in MLS
>>66609967
I thought you guys don't do flairs?
>>66610082
That's not England dude
>>66610131
Well I figured you were the Scottish guy, maybe I'm wrong.
idk anymore bruh
http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2016/04/05/gedion-zelalem-arsenal-first-team
Why?
He failed at Rangers
>>66610731
Wonga is very high on Zelalem. And Ozil's getting bought back by madrid.
Torres to MLS when?
is the rumors of john terry heading to NYRB true?
>>66611371
This summer. Hearing NYC is going to de Jong him
>>66610731
He's still here, too lightweight for the hammer throwers that pass as footballers up here. Will go to the top imo.
>>66611468
Felt the loan was bad, should've sent him to Italy
>>66611468
Rags need to score a goal senpai
UEFA refs even giving Torres the MLS treatment
We're all /Torres/ here, right lads?
>>66609991
>>66610026
Why isn't mls targeting more Spain and Italy rejects? More technical then any PL player
>>66612028
Players that aren't from Barcelona or England don't sell jerseys
>>66612096
>Implying.
>>66612028
They should be targeting more European fringe players, not just older stars. Giovinco was the right type of transfer for the league.
TAVERNIER
A
V
E
R
N
>>66611387
They seem like the least likely to sign him
Not another repeat of the Rafael Marquez situation
>>66613113
To be fair, they fucked up by playing a DM at CB and expecting him to not play his game
>>66612318
They don't
Outside of MLS circles no one knows who Giovinco is
>>66613307
and success brings up attendance, what's so hard for the owners to get that?
>>66613451
Not really
Sucking for a long time does negatively affect attendance
But having a name helps attendance as nuh if not more
>>66613578
Not if the names are some old brit in his mid 30s. Having a boost in attendance for one match doesn't seem worth it at all.
>>66612015
Yes
Fuck Barça
>>66613753
You're underestimating their impact
But overestimating the impact of a player like Gio's
He's great but Toronto still sucks
Given how topsy-turvy MLS parity is that's a big risk
>>66613307
>Outside of MLS circles no one knows who Giovinco is
are you being serious?
>>66613943
>You're underestimating their impact
lmao please show me their 'impact'
>He's great but Toronto still sucks
Yeah he carries the whole team from being trash
>Given how topsy-turvy MLS parity is that's a big risk
How is that anymore riskier then a fucking 35 year old britbong??
http://sportstvratings.com/syracuse-north-carolina-villanova-oklahoma-ncaa-hoops-lead-cable-sports-tv-ratings-for-saturday-april-2-2016/4763/
If I read that correctly, just 21k watched the NASLel game on Saturday
>>66614213
>How is that anymore riskier then a fucking 35 year old britbong??
If the signing is being based on "we'll be good" than that is a huge fucking risk because there's no real guarantee
Toronto still barely made the playoffs last year
>>66614076
Yes
>>66614316
Are you a LA or NYCFC fan? Are you literally saying Toronto would've been better off with some old ass brit?
>>66614491
You're implying that those 2 teams need DPs to actually perform. They're just jersey sales while the league bends to their roster choices
>>66614491
It depends
>>66614316
Then you're an idiot.
>>66614687
By thinking that a bench player for an Italian league team in a market which 95% of fans either only care about the EPL or some Mexican player/team isn't actually that big of a draw?
As I said, he's only big inside MLS circles
>>66614824
>>66614687
His omission from Italy is proof that nobody outside of MLS even rates him
>>66614577
>>66614824
Is this all you obsess about? Jersey sales and attendance?
>>66615065
It's a business
That runs on money
>>66615061
Nah
He'll be there for the Euros
Conte's got a hard on for him and Pirlo
>>66613307
Giovinco was supposed to be the savior of Italian soccer. Lots of people know him.
>>66615966
>>66615966
Inside MLS he's Lewandowski
Outside MLS he's Heskey
>>66616205
Who cares what he is considered in yurope, we need more young talented rejects. Wish US had enough talent where even the rejects can tore up another country's league.
>>66616320
This isn't a movie. Rejects will be rejects for a reason. Especially against sides where the expectations are higher.
>Soon
>>66593570
Le Havre's the club that produced Mahrez and like half of Marseille's current starting XI. Pogba was also in their youth system at one point apparently.
>>66601165
n
y
y
college
n
n
n
y
once is enough
n
when I was 8
n
once
n
2 am
n
>>66609967
>having to wear a heavy coat and knit winter cap to attend your team's games in-person
Why would anyone choose this life
>>66621141
spoken like a literal fairweatherfag
>>66611468
>an """American""" who's neither big nor strong
dropped
>>66621298
:^(
>>66621298
>an ""american"" who neither fights nor wins
Picked up.
YES FUCKS YES
>>66622582
literally who?
>>66617893
A good academy barely translates in Europe, for reasons you listed.
t, Julian Green and Joe Gyau
>>66601165
>Ever had sex?
No
>Been to another sporting event(not soccer) with friends?
No, just soccer
>Taken a shower in the last 24 hours?
Yes
>College,Job,non NEET?
College and internship
>Twitter account?
Yes
>Instagram account?
Yes
>Snapchat account?
Yes, but don't use it
>Traveled somewhere by plane?
Yes
>Work out more than 3 days a week?
Yes
>Neckbeard?
No
>Have you ever owned a chain wallet,flame t-shirt,or played WoW?
No
>House of Cards?
Yes
>Game of thrones?
Yes
>The Walking Dead?
No
>Capeshit midnight viewings?!
No, but I enjoy capeshit
>SOON
OH SHIT!!! ITS HAPPENING!!! ATL AND USA FUTURE SOCCER GOATS!!!
>SOON
>>66623549
N I G B A L L
>>66623549
>yfw more streetnigs in the nt
no thx bb. we need more nigs with german mums
>>66623673
>implying
>>66623549
>tfw you realize these aren't black American future GOATs these are just green card African rejects
>>66623549
We don't need more nigs that have shitty touches and le run very fast
bump for new thread >Soon
>Soon
