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>>66508636
News:
Fuck this shit
Conor "El Tapo" McGregor gone lose again
>>66514206
first for girls name
Joe Rogaine get
I think you would be surprised
>>66514206
>Conor "El Tapo" McGregor gone lose again
Khabib will take over 155 and then 170
Cap that shit
When I first came on /heem/ this morning I was worried that the names were like ids and my autism would be revealed.
>>66514262
I think (You)'d be surprised. I think he'd fuck (You) up.
Can you imagine what would happen if GSP fell from grace? Like if he got caught with coke or pissed hot or beat up his wife?
Dana would just read the headline and grab the rope out of the closet.
Jon I...
>>66514279
you can't take over shit when you have feather knees
Guys, I'm worried about Rene Charles. He is showing all the signs of autism.
any fightfan things going on tonight?
>>66514294
>beat up his wife
90% sure GSP is gay pham
Still my baby girl
>>66514318
is guillermo your real name?
>>66514278
Why do you always post this pic?
Blatantly posting for a silly name
>>66514326
Megan Anderson will be a strong, serious and reliable contender by the year 2017. Pap this cost.
>>66514326
Does she have cauliflower ear? I'm on my mobile and I used up all my data this month so it would be slow as fuck to look her pix up.
>>66514358
Nice mexican rogan get.
Guys, I'm worried about Shelia Ramsey. She doesn't know that Rene is a girl's name. She also has an irrational hatred for Irish people and Conor McGregor.
>>66514358
i'm coming to your favela to delete your chin
I wish to be the little girl
lids
I'm trying to watch the TUF5 finale on FightPass© that I actually fucking pay for and it keeps buffering and skipping and being shit despite my connection being absolutely fine.
Does anyone know a good place to stream old events like this that actually works?
Cheers bois
>>66514374
fuck off chad
>>66514386
criticise me when you come back with a real name melba
AGHHHH THIS THEME IS BURNING MY EYES OUT
>>66514278
Reported for Global Rule 13 violation you fucking faggot, I've had enough of your shit Tom Cruise Guy!
>>66514373
Renne is the female form, Nancy.
CAN YOU STOP TALKING SO I CAN CALL MY LAWYER?
>>66514374
I'll get you in my RNC and you'll tap like all the little Irish bitches do
>>66514399
It's a reaction image faggot.
>>66514370
Holm is a boxer/kickboxer, only wrestlers get extensive cauliflower ear
Rolling for a good name
>>66514395
>fern
Plants can't tell me what to do.
>>66514416
fght me irl
i only get shit names
Daniel get
>>66514446
Gretchen lmao
>>66514438
whatever you say slut
![6ee66bba-bebc-4be1-b3d9-8f76bf1d5978[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5B8NxdG.jpg "6ee66bba-bebc-4be1-b3d9-8f76bf1d5978[1]")
>>66514379
this is my real name
add me on facebook
>>66514443
They're still better than actual hue names
>tfw no cool names ever
>>66514480
Sounds maybe hot and probably a huge slut.
friendly reminder that this is me and i'd heem LITERALLY anyone itt
>>66514496
Shut up Fred
>>66514370
I don't think she has (pic related).
She shouldn't anyway, I really doubt she has enough ground training time for that.
>>66514507
lola morales is a murdered prostitute waiting to happen
i want a cool name
>>66514508
Fuck off manlet
Carbed up vegan here, you wont last one round
>>66514383
pls bbys i can only find the first half of it
>>66514486
>implying my name isn't creedence clearwater revival
>>66514524
Nah, all the prostitutes here are Bulgarian or Romanian
>I actually fucked a Romanian chick today
>>66514542
spooky!
>>66514542
Thank you Mr Skelly
>>66514536
Well, you didn't get one.
YOU ARE RIDICULOUS
>>66514555
is there such a thing as a bulgarian woman?
. . . Edgy Brah?
>>66514584
>implying Bulgarian women aren't hot as fuck
I think you'd be surprised
>>66514508
I'd sub you in half guard
http://youtu.be/Lay3DP-snPY
It was just a prank
Any good pranks from the MMA world today?
Gus showed off his Swedish-tier humor with his "I retire. jk, I not retire. I am funny"
>>66514206
If anyone has fightpass they recently added a bunch of old Pancrase. Should tide you over before next fight night. Time for some old school Catch Wrestling.
REMINDER TO TRAIN IN THE GI AT LEAST 3 TIMES A WEEK
>>66514602
i cant even imagine a bulgarian woman. it's like lord of the rings dwarves. i dont think they really exist.
>>66514625
If you were dumb enough to fall for gus' joke you're probably the same retards that think nate stands a chance in a rematch
>>66514630
Slap fights, hmm, i might go and get some Fight Pass, i could finally be a real fight fan
Too bad the fight pass app on roku is literal shit
I can sub you and I don't even need side control.
>>66514631
Good lad
>>66514646
I had sex with one yesterday. They exist, and they're hot.
>>66514631
Demian Maia says he only trains in a gi once a week
i'm so hungry guys
>>66514658
Striking in Pancrase is kind of a shit show unless your name is Bas Rutten but some great old timey grapplers fought there. And even then its fun to see Bas Kung Fu Palm Strike people into a living death.
>mfw this name shenanigans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKVPzjXY4T8
>>66514675
>bulgarian women
>hot
Top jej. As a Bulgarian myself I can assure you they're nothing but rancid swine.
>>66514656
Of course. Why the fuck would Nate with a full camp do better than Nate with no camp? That's silly!
>>66514684
How about a knuckle sandwich?
>>66514719
I watched like 20 of those videos trying to figure out wtf was going on
>>66514676
Once you're a black belt you can train in no clothes if you like
is heem kill today?
jesus f****** christ
>>66514747
me too
>>66514758
Shut the fuck up Virgil u goof
>>66514758
i hate this stupid interface. why the fuck did they have to change it ?
Is there mma tonight ?
I feel down I need some heem
>tfw casuals and normies dont want to talk about the best fight of the summer
>>66514800
I've already written a letter in protest to my local congressmen and I suggest you do the same.
We should not be subjected to this kind of change without a democratic vote.
>tfw gonna be blind by the time tonight is over
My eyes
>>66514800
It's just a prank, bro
>UFC 100: pretty good title defenses and fights all around
>UFC 200: rematch people don't want to see, rematch where both guys deserve another shot at the belt, whos WMMA bout
>>66514803
Nothing decent tonight
Polaris on tomorrow senpai
>>66514834
Dana's been ramping up the coke intake
>>66514834
if you don't think ronda/miesha: the trilogy is happening @ 200, you are a delusional hue moron who doesn't deserve to internet
AND MIESHA
WILL
REKT
RONDA
WILL
YES
E
S
>>66514834
IT'S GOING TO BREAK 2 MILLION BUYS GOOF
>>66514832
a prank ? i think this is heem for the rest of our lives
can I have a good name ?
I would perma heem every here
Adan get when?
Nate will heem Conor
Thoughts?
>>66514950
fuck that Roll again
>>66514950
Legit paddy
You faggots piss me off, I'll heem each and every single one of you.
Wtf is with this new interface
>>66514972
third times the charm
>>66514399
announcing your reports is against the rules mrs. roach
>>66514991
>Gertrude
>>66514982
Get with the times bro
It's 2016
>>66514962
She is remarkably unpleasant looking
>>66515006
Gertrude is Rose Namajunas' middle name you sorry son of a bitch
Finished my cut in time for summer
>>66514991
explain
Anyone got Anderson yet?
>>66515038
Mercedes no
>>66514684
>Laurie
>>66514991
>tfw she doesn't wear that outfit during fights
>>66514884
Ronda will duck that fight pal. 10 bucks say she will claim to be pregnant, rake in sweet shekels from Ellen, promote her shitty movie and retire """"""""" undefeated """"""""
Holly will be called at the last minute but, smart girls that she is, she will be fully prepared, will heem Tate for the belt, heem her again for the third fight and crush some cans for the rest of her career.
>>66515045
Rule 7 - Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
>>66515052
>mfw lost my laurie folder
>>66515068
explain the dick in her pants
>>66514206
>yfw you bulk up to be beaten again by diaz, and have to make it back to 145 within six months
>>66515071
Poor Chester
mma fighter get
If you guys are scared, get dogs bros
meme name pls
>>66515095
it will be another """"""""""""""""""""""170""""""""""""""""""""""" fight tho
>>66515101
nah m8, this is how you do it
My boy get
Conor McGoober is a memeboi
Stipe is going to heem Werdum.
is conduit a meme fighter?
>>66514383
>I actually fucking pay for
>gib pirates links please!
Nice try.
AND I WONT
babygirl reppin the hue coffee
>>66515045
Never seen a vagina irl have you?
>>66515164
>jesus
You Brazilian brah?
>>66515129
>carlos
>patel
gj
>>66515172
Man she looks about 50 here.
FUCK THAT!
RORY MACDONALD YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR.
I'M GONNA AXE YOUR FUCKING ASS
YOU KNOW WHO'S GOT THE BEST BUSINESS CARD AND IT'S ME
NOT THESE BONE EGG SHELL CARDS YOU ALREADY ONE UPPED AT THE OFFICE MEETING
YOU WANT THE REAL AMERICAN PSYCHO AND IT'S ME
>>66515045
roast beef
Rose Gertrude Namajunas is an American mixed martial artist who is currently competing in the Women's Strawweight division of the Ultimate Fighting Championship. As of December 10, 2015, she is #3 in the official UFC Strawweight rankings.
>>66515164
ONLY ONE JOHN WALTERS
>>66515178
>Mamie
is that a real name?
>>66515178
> Jesus
> Brazilian
> not Mexican
mfw I have no face
>>66515174
>inb4 your moms
I did, your moms
Aaannnnnd STILL
>>66515194
shes #1 on the bull riding championship tho, slut coalburner
>>66515172
Who's she?
lol
Apraall fulls!
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
THIS IS MY BOY
IS HE A GOOD BOY?
>>66515186
Well, being punched in the face for a living won't do much good for the skin.
The hair and the arms tho, stuff of dreams.
>>66515130
he's going to defend the FW title at 170 after diaz beats him again at 170? I think.. maybe you reading comprehension
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' fail'''''''''''''''''''''''''' a little?
>>66515255
Did The Chris have a fun bar-mitzvah ceremony?
What went wrong?
Fuck Schwab
>>66515255
mcgregor has more chance of beating nate than this clown winning lol, he got dominated
maybe he should go back to beating ped starved 50 year old brazilians
>>66515305
He didn't fight any 50 year olds.
>>66515295
>posing in underwear with a bottle of Clan Campbell and a Monster bling
>>66515286
hes not fighting at 170, hes fighting at "170" aka 155, not that much of a weight jump going back to 145 afterwards
>>66515295
he couldn't simultaneously put on weight and do massive amounts of cocaine.
it would be more fun if we only got one name per thread
>>66515353
that's where you're wrong julie
HEEMS NOW
>>66515330
its a fight at 170, aka, 170. thats why they have those scales and shit. you better believe mcgoober is trying to make 190 right now so he can cut 20lb and come in at 170 on weigh in.
its going to be an absolute huge mindfuck for him to make it back to FW weigh in in a reasonable amount of time without literally passing out on the fucking scale.
>>66515095
>Eat what you want, win or lose make millions of dollars, have another opportunity to make millions of dollars defending a worthless belt.
I'm not even close to a McGregor fan but "haters" really are casual shitheads through and through. I guess when you have a WWE persona like McGregor you bring the WWE mewling cabbages with you.
https://twitter.com/ThePeoplesMMA/status/715993276583657475
HOLY SHIT ARIEL HELWANI AND DANA WHITE ARE FIGHTING AT UFC 200!
>>66515210
top kek stay mad
>>66515172
>you ugly red carrot
>>66515395
now that he lost to a literal gatekeeper its all about the money.. you called me casual?
i prefer mewling potatoes to be honest, because ive seen quite a few of them since wwemcgregor came on the scene
>>66515376
BULL
>>66515410
>6'2
>5'10 reach
there is now way, or very little chance of Conor KOing Nate (his chin), therefore if he manages to go through all the rounds without gasing out hes gona get the decision. Any other outcome I see Nate wining again.
>>66515410
>Ariel 6'2'' and 200 pounds
Oy vey!
>>66515384
not really. he'll probably be on the msg event. that gives him a long ass time.
besides, someone looking shit after weight cut (like conor) is no indicator of their health. renan barao looked absolutely fine after cutting and yet he's pulled from a fight because of it. conor made it just fine like what? 6 or 7 times?
>>66515429
Bird
How's Chimpette's performance in Dancing with the Stars?
>>66515425
It's always been about the money.
You are a casual.
McGregors biggest fans are Americans. Try harder, Barbara.
>>66515410
Is this the co-main?
Need some more heem names
>>66515164
I do pay for it you little fuk do you want to get knocked out
>>66515449
to be honest, conors weight cutting is the part of his game i respected the most. he took full advantage of his ability to turn himself into an emaciated fucking skeleton on the scale to be bigger and stronger than his opponent. thats real serious hard work and i 100% respect that he did it better than his opponents.
but if you look at how full and muscular he went into diaz 1, i really do believe hes trying to get higher now trusting his weight cutting ability to get him down. when he tries to come down to 145 for his belt, hes not going to be cutting water, he's going to be trying to actually lose lean mass. thats going to be very, very hard for him and take a lot longer. if edgar wins mcgoob will end up losing some marketability if his cut to 145 takes too long, because its just more frankie ducking.
it's really not a small deal, to be honest. hes going to be doing a lot less training if he's dealing with low calorie exhaustion for six months.
im not even hating, i think he could've made 145 pretty quick after the first fight.. but i think he's going to come in to diaz 2 looking pretty big, and thats when you know its going to be trouble
>>66515474
>McGregors biggest fans are Americans
1 loss in and this is what potato niggers have convinced themselves of. Can't wait to see what they'll try and rationalize after McGregor's loses at UFC 200
>yfw UFC 200 does less than 1 mill buys
>yfw the Conor meme is officially over
>>66515453
She's pretty close to in 1st. I don't think they really clued the audience in that she has 15 years of dance experience.
>>66515410
do they have a custom character maker there or are these pre-made? Dana looks nothing close to real.
>>66515557
>>66515567
There's a character maker
>>66515474
please see
>>66515546
it's like the other posters on heem never had to dealwith a huge influx of potatoflags and shitposters who disappeared about 10 seconds after nate pillowhands diaz demonstrated the glassy nature of their boy's precious chin
His wife is the biggest cuck in the ufc
>>66515546
That's a fact Cristina. He's the biggest draw for the UFC. You think they make all that money from Ireland? You're as thick as Dana, you fucking casual.
>>66515610
you didn't say majority of fans, you said biggest. his biggest fans were rabid potatonegros and that is a fact, no matter how sandy your vagina gets
>>66515602
>a huge influx of potatoflags
>being dumb enough not to realise they were proxys trolling you
I bet you got so mad.
I am the person who will be the next HW champ
>>66515453
real girls kick ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfV0ZJwVeh4
>>66515636
>this post
>that flag
>>66515634
The majority of his fans are Americans, and by virtue of the fact Americans are ADHD riddled shitheads, his biggest fans too. Stay mad, casual.
>>66514563
Underrated
>>66515610
That's because the US has 70 times the population of Ireland, you big dummy. I guarantee if you could see the PPV buy statistics by country Ireland would have a higher per-capita buy rate of McGregor PPVs than the US
But instead of trying to argue back you could always just call me a casual again
>>66515662
ADHD isn't real
>>66515683
How can ADHD be real if our health care system isn't real
>>66515662
>this "trolling"
this name shit is gayer than cormier
>>66515651
I disagree
>>66515722
Shut up Leroy
>>66515662
keep trying potatobro.
it's about the money, your boy will get one more payday.
you were never really proud of his accomplishments other than the money he made. you didn't really want him to win and prove he was the best.
there there bro
>>66515722
>Leroy
>>66515722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAm3LK_GOmk
Respect me and my name
Would you rather name your son Chad or your daughter Gertrude?
>>66515772
Leave it alone Francine
Tito Ortiz get
>>66515772
I would name my son eduardo flowers and my daughter flowers eduardo
cool name get
>>66515772
i would name my daughter gretchen. i think its a nice name. i say that because ppl think gertrude=gretchen in terms of badness but gretchen isnt actually bad.
>>66514358
>>66515833
gretchen is strangely arousing
Guys I'm barely hanging on, I don't think I'll survive one more week of the UFC drought. I need my fix.
>>66515840
Ernestine.
Jesus fucking christ
>>66515840
>Ernestine
Nice hillbilly whore name pham
>>66515858
WSOF tomorrow
Watch Curry shoot meme 3's tonight
>>66515733
Two more paydays, casual.
Fair play to him for going from nothing to a multi-millionaire. But I have no reason to be proud of his MMA "record".
>>66515882
>watching apehoop
>tfw you wake up and miss half a thread
Going to go run a mile. Getting those cardio gains up while you all stay here being keyboard warriors. Just know that if any of you had the misfortune of crossing paths with me on a dark alley I'm not the one who will be breathing heavier than Dada after a few body shots and kicks to the liver.
>>66515882
>Ape hoop
>>66515833
>Gretchen
>giving your child a diminutive/nickname as name
You wouldn't name your son Timmy, no?
>>66515846
stay away from my kid!
>>66515384
in 3 months he will barely be any different, diaz will probably have a bigger difference in power and size desu, he didnt came in heavy on 196 and since he has a bigger frame and isn't trying to reach a new weight he never reached before like mcgregor
>>66515921
Conor will just use meme kicks and body shots and fold Diaz in 2
>>66515897
>>66515905
only other sport i can tolerate is basketball
anything else i'd rather kill myself than watch
>>66515908
in the only language that matters it's just a normal name so shut up ida
>>66515948
>He doesn't watch F1
>>66515890
If he'd won, his next fight would be for more money than it is going to be
If he won that, probably even more money for the next.
If it is about money, it's about winning.
You're irish. You have no reason to be proud, full stop.
>>66515948
what about hockey, they actually start fighting in the middle of the game
>>66515931
2? lol
Diaz can take that shit for 5 rounds. He may lose on decision, but not with Conor. He knows he can take McGregors hardest shots, so Diaz will just plough into him with no fear.
>>66515890
Are you the one Irish MMA fan who existed before Conor was a thing?
>>66515958
literally never tried to watch F1
>>66515974
how is watching it in person?
>>66515984
>Being named Olga
>>66515959
He's guaranteed two more fights you filthy casual.
Losing to Diaz he still gets to defend his belt.
Bring back GSP
>>66515999
idk i barely watch on tv but i'd choose it over most football games
what if Lawler heems GSP
>>66515921
Since they dont do a weigh in right before they go in the ring, I guess we won't have objective data. My guess, however, cap it if you want, is that he was eating fairly heavy going into diaz 1. those eating habits didn't get better when he got heemed for a couple weeks at least. now he's got another 170 bout coming up, im betting he's eating his fucking heart out. im thinking he'll come into the ring looking at least fifteen pounds heavier.
i 100% agree diaz with a camp will have a huge change, but he doesn't have a 145 to cut to after
>>66515950
Just a normal name, yeah. Like DeShawn, Hunter, Tyler, Summer, Autumn, Le-a, Cooper and North-West.
>amerinames
>>66516008
Olga is a ok name
>>66516035
>Alois
he should have thrown in a 1 in 10000 chance of getting a name like cuck
>>66516060
Whatever you say tranny
>>66516066
whatever happened to le fedora russian man?
>>66516066
>Pope
>that tattoo
checks out
>>66516012
i didn't argue the number of fights. i argued what they would be worth if he didn't get his chin cracked by a superior 2nd string fighter
you need to be less casual about reading at a 4-5th grade level
Been at the hospital for 5 hours
Still haven't gotten visited by doc
Public health care not evyen once
>>66516096
the hospital i just went to is fucking horrible and i have private insurance
>>66516096
>tfw NHS
Bill Wilson here
>>66516085
he's fighting on the nederlands card soon-ish. i hope he does well, he's my little known Boy
>>66516096
i think hospitals make you wait everywhere, just in case you die they have less work to do
>>66516094
>i argued what they would be worth
Which is irrelevant and a diversion because you know you're getting wrecked. He could retire tomorrow and still have more money than you'll even make in your entire filthy casual life, Margaret.
Where is Anthony Pettis on the lightweight standings? How long till he faces Mcgregor?
>>66516096
>needing a doctor
Soft desu
>>66516096
a family friend just went to aruba and died at the hospital over something you'd never die over in a real country
>>66516153
depends on how long Conor manages to keep ducking Frankie
Connor runs his mouth all the time, thats his problem. We all know chanpions are made in dark when nobodies looking, when the cameras aren't on.
Its what you do when the power's out, when the lights go down.
>>66516153
He's shit against people who pressure early and that's what Goober does. He'd just get wrecked.
>>66516150
>it's not about the belt
>its about the money
>its not about maximizing the money
>its about if he has more money than a random poster on 4chan
ive taken pictures with potatoes. ive fried them, boiled them, mashed them. ive launched them out of a pvc cannon across a lake. i've thrown a bunch away because they're not that exciting to eat. but ive never ever argued with one before, and now i know why
>potatoes are fucking stupid yo
>>66516174
Is this DC banter again?
>>66516206
>implying DC wouldn't want the lights on and jones watching
casual
my aunt's friend was visiting ireland and literally asked to be airlifted to somewhere like iceland (not sure which country but literally a different one) for proper treatment
>>66514374
>literally being a Kevin Bridges bit
>>66516186
Belinda you have the mental capacity of a poptart, so it's not surprising you can't follow even the simplest of arguments.
>>66516268
what's your favorite poptart?
>>66516268
You're getting emotional Cora
>>66516268
BURNED
My name is cool
>>66516284
Knock it off Jose
>>66516279
Sage Northcutt.
>>66516288
>Alvin Russell
Your name is gay
>>66516238
There probably weren't enough niggers in Ireland to satisfy her BBC urges.
Thanks, they're Reebok.
YOU ARE RIDICULOUS
>>66516300
>mack
You're one to talk lad
Give me a manly name
i have the best name ITT
My doctor gave me a speech today on how Trump is wrong because immigrants built this country.
>>66516321
WHAT does Marcella look like?
>>66516321
>marcella
Dont even start
Gimme a UFC fighter name
>>66516345
fallon fox
>>66516345
>Jewell
>>66516378
>making post this off topic
See these fucking biceps???
>>66516361
So, when is he coming back?
>>66516405
Domo origato
>>66516387
>le natty hottie
Who /polaris/ here?
>>66516410
Never
Brock get
FRIENDLY REMINDER MY BOY MIKE HAYES IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION
>>66515172
I'm pretty sure that's regular coffee
Yep, poor girl bought regular-regular coffee that nobody even heard of.
>>66516338
He's wrong. Humble Irish pioneers built your country.
YOURE BREAKING CONOR
O
U
R
E
D
O
N
E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9NgDkAX6hE
>>66516424
you reckon we can find a stream tomorrow?
>>66516174
Are you gay ?
>>66516457
I know that's what I told him, being an Irish-American myself.
>>66516096
thats triage motherfucker
what are you there for? If it's a bad time, they won't treat you unless you're basically dying
FIGHT ME
>>66516522
why are you so cross?
>>66516528
stfu Gertrude
>>66516459
That's what's up
>>66516552
E D M U N D
D
M
U
N
D
nick/nate diaz get
Conor is winning at 200 lads, trust me Dana White is my step dad
>>66516468
Are you a fool? You must be. If you don't understand then you aren't a champ, if it doesn't take you out of whatever else is going in your life to train then the belt doesn't want you. The belt has a voice. It talks to its champ, calls to its champ so the champion can take and keep the belt. Connor is starting to ignore the belt, and the belt is going start talking to Frankie. This is how the greats fall. Connor is losing sight before he even becomes hall of fame worthy.
>>66516522
Bring it you yuck mouthed oaf.
>>66516552
Fuck you Francine
faber unironically beating cruz desu senpai
is there LITERALLY anyone who doesn't cheat?
CAN YOU SHUT UP SO I CAN CALL MY LAWYER?
>>66516666
nice quads trev
>>66516658
fucking qt
>>66516658
Phil doesn't
>>66516631
>You and I both know I wasn't drag racing
My sides.
when a doctor sends you for blood/urine work, just standard for a physical, is it normal for them to check if you're on illegal drugs?
>>66516653
wew lad
Faber's win over Cruz came before Cruz was the fighter he is today, and he lost the rematch 49-46
Cruz is at his prime, Faber's career is almost over
>>66516691
literally no. because the tests are very specific. If you're going for an infection or something they usually test for increased number of white blood bodies and the like.
>>66516658
What's cheating? Being on any kind of PEDs or just illegal PEDs?
Think im going blind lads
hello is this a name >>66516710
>>66516709
because i just got a copy today of my blood/urine results, it was just supposed to be whatever standard stuff they do for a yearly physical
and it had test results for weed, cocaine, amphetamines etc.
>>66516720
too much wanking tbph
>>66516743
AHAHAHAHAHHA GAY
>>66516755
Shut up Aimee
>>66516755
You're gay familia
>>66516619
savage f a m
>>66516771
DIAZ
>>66516743
GAYS NOT WELCOME
>>66516658
>diuretics is cheating
get a load of this melvin. i bet you reminded the teacher to give homework too.
>>66516783
t. Alberto Potter
>>66516736
ah ok, well shit. If they do a general blood/urine sample test they can go wild with it.
Three Olympic Gold Medalists have competed in the UFC. Name them. No cheating.
how much respect have you lost for jose aldo the way he has carried on after 194?
>>66516724
he is an mma fighter but not well known
>>66516783
t. Alberto "Potter"
>>66516810
When I get pulled over by the police, I am the most polite human being you've ever met in your life
>>66516826
Kevin Jackson
Mark Schulz
uhhhhhhhh
>>66516826
cejudo
mark schultz
some other wrassler in the early days?
>>66516826
Henry Cejudo
You and I both know I wasn't drag racing
>>66516867
we complete each other >>66516881
lads answer this.
http://strawpoll.me/7251176
http://strawpoll.me/7251176
http://strawpoll.me/7251176
>>66516826
Rhonda Rousey
DC
Conor
Four Olympic Silver Medalists have competed in the UFC. Name them. No cheating.
>>66516914
Matt Lindland
De Honda
Coleman?
idek nigger
>>66516898
I watch both UFC and WWE. I don't get why people find that so insulting. Chances are people who watch mandrama are bigger UFC fans than /heem/ Some guy conducted a survey and most people here started watching after UFC 100.
>>66516925
Lindland is correct.
>>66516940
that's only because they're like 17
>>66516940
>Chances are people who watch mandrama are bigger UFC fans than /heem/
There is no basis or logic behind this at all except you vaguely want to defend the pathetic spectacle known as professional wrestling
>>66516940
If you started watching post Griffin-Bonnar, leave.
>>66516914
McMann
Lindland
Romero
????
I would perma delete your chin
Some guy on /v/ got Dan Henderson
>>66516988
Shut up
>>66517003
proof?
>>66516957
Nowhere was I attempting to defend anything Archie.
>in b4 I've been watching since UFC 1
>>66516976
Close enough. You're missing Townsend Saunders who debuted at UFC 16 against Pat Militech.
>>66517018
>in b4 I've been watching since UFC 1
i unironically have been
>>66517018
That's nice Mr. Mandrama Fans Are Bigger MMA Fans Than Anyone Else Because Reasons
The only Olympic Bronze Medalist happens to be the only medalist from a sport other than wrestling. Besides Ronda Rousey, name the two olympic judokas who particpated as alternates.
>>66517020
what an unfortunate looking human being
>>66516940
People who started watching around UFC 100 are quite 'old school' for lack of a better term, compared to a lot of current MMA fans
By 'fans' I mean bandwagon jumping normies obviously
posting for jesus
>>66517118
Fail
i just realized who wim hof reminds me of, zizek. wim is literally the zizek of breathing and cold showers lel.
You guys ever encountered those tryhards who call Muhammad Ali vs Antonio Inoki a MMA fight?
>>66517068
dana white won't be topped as a get
>>66517180
it literally was mixed martial arts desu.
>tfw watching Benjamin Button
Wish i aged backwards lads
>>66517180
No, but I've got this meme in my /heem/ folder.
>>66517180
>implying it wasn't
gtfo
>>66517199
>>66517214
I can just HEAR these fucks tipping their fedoras while posting on Reddit about how Sakuraba vs Newton is the greatest fight of all time
>>66517052
>>66517052
You clearly cannot read
>>66516658
yeah this roid monster is a cheat because of diuretics
...
Who's your favorite boxer? Mine is Kimbo Slice.
>>66517226
>hearing fedoras
lad you might be developing internet-induced schizophrenia. i suggest acquiring a canine companion.
>>66517276
>gina
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
what did she mean by this and...
>>66517289
What is she doing nowadays? She didn't make that much money from fighting.
this elite UFC fighter has a blue belt in judo
name him or her without cheating
>>66517341
Being a fat piece of shit
getting there haha
>>66517341
>What is she doing nowadays?
She was in the deadpool movie.
>>66517341
Movies, she was a big character in deadpool.
>>66517352
i'd like to be friends with sage
haha
>>66517315
>>66517334
she wants nick to hitch his cock in her lad
>>66517341
being a thicc high test goddess on deadpool la
>>66517354
>>66517360
Well, shit. Was hoping she'd somehow end up in porn.
anyone have the picture with sage creeping pvz's insta?
>>66517352
THE MAD MAN
>>66517352
he's clearly speeding
>>66517352
DURING FRIDAY RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC
sounds legit
arrest this cunt
>>66516268
mm potato flavored poptarts
...
Sage is like a golden retriever on the gas
>you will never heem Sage
Why even live
Joe Rogan get
>>66517460
nice
Gimme a UFC fighter name!
>>66517452
I love you Sheila
You goddess
please make the new thread about paige vanzant or women's MMA in general, please
i'm a girl, btw
>>66517496
shut the FUCK up valerie
dumb cunt
>>66517496
welcome m'lady
rogan get
>haha stop here haha
>here take a picture of me
b-but sage you're literally on the road
>I DON'T CARE JUST DO IT... haha
i don't think this is a good idea
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE...haha. REEEEEEEEEEEEE
OK OK FINE, JUST GO QUICK
>thanks haha, im gonna strike a cool pose
>do you like this pose?
yes sage very nice
>haha posting this on facebook haha
>>66517496
She should quit MMA and stick to dancing.
3 days left to get that gi training in boys
>>66517541
TANK ABBOTT
>>66517524
Why so bitter?
LADS CHECK THIS NAME
>>66517541
>ywn banter with the werdum and the lads
Nick Diaz get
where did they get the namebase fromn
>>66517570
>ywn banter with Canderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_TRdFSKGFU
>>66517570
werdum would your burguer ass a prostitute
>>66517562
weak name lad
>>66517591
I collected names from all over the world.
>>66517610
Better than yours.
Rate my gym.
>>66517708
*Conor
>>66517726
*conair
>>66517699
>2016
>being a manlet
>>66517699
are you polish
http://www.tapology.com/gyms/10-arrachion-olsztyn
I GOT MIDDLEWEIGHTS COMING IN FRESH TRYING TO WEIGH ME DOWN
>>66517779
KEKED
is there any dwarf fortressish game i could play on my phone?
>>66517809
Minecraft :^)
>>66517708
i like this meme
PLEASE LOOK AT ME
>>66517809
Kill yourself
>>66517849
why are shitty tats so popular
THE FIRE RISES
>>66517849
that's what anyone with even one tattoo looks like to me
>>66517890
or anyone with those fucking thick framed black glasses
So theoretically Luke Rockhold is the best 6'3 fighter on the planet, right?
fedor GOAT
>>66517964
*taps Fedora*
>>66517990
DELETE THIS
>>66518002
Fedor won that fight handily, casual
>>66517849
"Im here for the job interview"
>>66517964
>getting btfo by old mw
>goat
>>66517962
Would he beat:
Ruslan Magomedov
Ovince Saint Preux
>>66518085
What if i told you yes
I am HEEM king
Give me crown
>>66518132
>hancock
>that image
Goldie get
>>66518137
You must fight first
Who at LHW and HW do you unironically think luke rockhold could win against? 5 round fight. open weight.
198 will have a bunch of disappointing fights but the best crowd ever
>>66518162
Patrick Cummins
check this rogan
>>66518162
machida
>lol
>>66518162
>LHW
Anyone not in the top 5
>HW
Anyone not in the top 3
>>66518199
LOL
haha... jon
>>66518179
my best name so far by far
>>66518238
Shut up Rudy
YOU GOOF
check out this dank name
NEW: >>66518258
>>66518252
I DEMAND TO BE CALLED BOBBY WILLIAMS
>>66518268
theres half a thread to go..
>>66514383
Primewire.com
Go get em pirate bro
>>66518179
Hues are gonna go on a rampage like always
>>66518162
Rashad, Bader
>tfw I honestly thought Bader was going to beat Jones and have a decent title run
Jon Jones will get heem'd stiff by DC
How does this make you feel?
>>66518368
I don't think DC stands a chance desu
What type of man would die to win a fight, just 1 fight, not in general though, against 1 guy, just 1 guy.
>not betting a cheeky $100 on DC
>>66515236
>all different fathers
>>66514326
i'd do her
>>66515410
kek at the conor tramp stamp
>>66515652
>meeee
>meeeee
>meeeeee
chimpette is one annoying little whore
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