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SF:Broncos 'remain interested' in acquiring Kap
FA:Patriots lure Pot Roast away from Washington
MIA:Reunion: 'Fins bring back Fumblin' Dan Thomas
SF:Kaepernick's $11.9M salary now guaranteed
OAK:Raiders want to expand Clive Walford's role
KC:Chiefs 'working' to trade RB Knile Davis
FA:Greenway expected to re-sign with Vikings
KC:Chiefs sign RBs West & Ware to extensions
WAS:Redskins sign veteran TE Vernon Davis
OAK:Del Rio: Running back not a 'glaring need'
DAL:Romo says he is ready for 'full offseason'
FA:Report: Harvin 'definitely' will play in 2016
Goodell, gibs draft picks
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why is cleveland such a depressing shithole
ORIENTAL MOOOOOOOOOOT
le abrill fools :-DDD
packers go 13-3
dem big black thighs mmmmmmmmmmmm choco
>>66505621
1. Its in Ohio
2. Its a blue collar city. All Blue collar cities in America are shitholes with high crime rates.
3. Its economy depends on an athlete who will never bring a championship to its city because he spent his best years in the most beautiful city on the planet winning championships for a good GM and owner and the cities beautiful fans , like myself.
Fuck Cleveland.
Eagles Ezekiel elliot
All the es just match fampai
>all Redditor attentionwhore tripfags BTFO for one day
Thank you based Hiro
Do you think Romo still has a top 7 season in him?
>>66506658
>April
nice!
What's my meme name for April fools
A German WR with rare size and speed is getting a lot of attention from several pro teams, including the Patriots, Packers, Vikings, Broncos, Cardinals, and Chiefs.
>STRENGTHS Exceptional combination of size, speed and short-area quickness. Has rare short area testing numbers for a receiver with his size. Long, loose strides mangle the cushion of his over-matched cornerbacks. Can stick a foot in the ground and open a throwing window with acceleration. Lightning quick out of route stems. Hands catcher. Shows ability to track and finish the deep balls with long arms and soft hands. Has home-run speed after the catch and will work the middle and take the hits.
>>66506837
PRO DAY RESULTS
40-yard dash: 4.43 seconds
Vertical: 39 inches
Broad jump: 10 feet, 11 inches
20-yard Short shuttle: 4.10 seconds
3-cone: 6.65 seconds
Bench: 17 reps of 225 pounds
Pretty interesting tbqh. In his highlight reel you can tell that he's way more talented than the guys he's playing with. Definitely NFL material.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfv0OPczDlw
>>66506837
>>66506870
>mfw him, Jordy, Janis and Abrecdaadabris on the same team
WHITE
MAKES
RIGHT
MAKE IT HAPPEN THOMPSON
1st for Aliens
What's the worst division in the NFL and why is it the NFC East?
>he doesn't have a RB that functions entirely on heart
>>66507336
CJ is honestly top 3 in likability for RB's because of his heart alone
TESTING FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES
>>66507410
He's just so based
After the playoff loss to Colts, where he played well, but he blamed himself and promised to do better
>>66506658
Cute name tbqh familia
>>66505827
Don't ruin qt anime girls, faggot.
>mfw the Lions blow out the Packers in week 1
>>66507895
that anime is a slut
a SLUT!
>>66507966
What's wrong? You gay or somethin?
>>66507983
>number of sb loses
SLUTS!
fletcher cox is elite
>>66507187
the division with most SB appearances and wins, sure thing buddy, and they even got the iggles to drag them down
>>66508227
figg off ernesto
meme division with meme wins and rings
nfcw, nfcn, afcn and afcw > nfce
This new layout is only for April Fool's Day, right?
the rich keep getting richer
>>66508419
we hope so, but it's kinda nice see the trips getting BTFO
do i get a qt female loli name?
g-go eagles
>>66508470
>maggie
neat
nice and qt
>tfw kind like the new layout because you can kind of hide it the site near normies in plan sight
>mfw the eagles are drafting ezekiel elliot who will get 2500 all purpose yards in his rookie season, and there is nothing Tiki, or his wife's son, can do about it
>>66505375
Vikings draft Jeff driskel and trade teddy to the jets.
>>66508506
nice name
>>66508227
>Past achievements change the quality of a team in the present
Typical fanboy faggot
>>66508506
>"I was like, I need a good quarterback." - Mike Wallace
MICKEY MOUSE BTFO
How can people call the patriots defense a 4-3? Is there anybody they don't drop back?
Good Job 49ers you just lost money on a QB you aren't even gonna use probably you fucking retards
>>66508672
>Juanita Schneider
this is now the official NFL draft
how did your team do
don't ask me about anything after round 3ish just pissing in the wind and don't even watch cfb desu
i read the draft profiles and watch some youtube clips
edit
cut off at round 4 because image resolution too big for 4chan it gets autoblocked despite being under 3mb
Is the draft in Chicago again that shit was fun last year
>>66508687
4 DL
3 LB
not hard concept m8
>>66508799
>Bangles
>CB Eli Apple
>WR Josh Doctson
>DT Adam Gotsis
I'm okay with this.
>>66508799
>jeremy cash
if we don't get wentz at 12 oh boy am i gonna be butthurt
foles has a low ceiling and wentz would wreck niggers all day with gurley and tavon
>>66508883
round 2 pick 12 to clear it up
>>66505375
>:Patriots lure Pot Roast away from Washington
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>66508799
>panthers
>picking an OL in the first round
your draft is as shitty as your life
>>66509066
>+(you) this post when hovering over number
lel
also
nigger it is random
even the people i picked from my team are mixed and matched from my opinions and or some 7 round mocks ive read
>>66508687
Because their base is a 4-3? I mean, they run a lot more 4-2 so they can have their nickle back on the field, but their base is 4-3.
>>66505375
rolling for Eli Manning
Lions bros please have ansah blowout teddy s knee this year
>tfw I forget the password to my 4chan+ account and lose all of my 4chan gold
>>66509255
fyi Manning does exist but I haven't seen Eli
>>66509276
he's not that bad really
Flacco is elite
>>66506837
C H I E F S
H
I
E
F
S
We already signed a Lithuanian LB, now it's time to get another based Euro on offense
>>66508799
FUCK JARED GOFF REALLY
>>66509379
Watching teddy bridgewater play qb holding onto the ball with zero awareness and unable to make a decision is like watching Michael j fox play a game of jenga but less entertaining
>>66509105
all teams mostly run nickel because most offense nowadays use 3wrs 1te 1rb
>>66509021
people want to play for NE because they are winners and they will take pay cuts to do so as well
same reason why raiders have to beg FA's exact quote from someone on their front office
>>66505375
seriously how the fuck is that fatass a professional athlete at the highest level of his sport
>>66509546
Because weight is required to play the position they are supposed to be big bodied and strong guys
>>66509581
he's morbidly obese though, I can't think of any other contact sport where that would be remotely acceptable
>>66509628
Well he is supposed to block people
tfw
>>66509499
To be fair, Teddy had nobody to throw to last year. Pretty dang hard to make a pass when their receivers are less open than my mother's legs.
>>66509829
Also when you have like a second in the pocket to make that catch
>>66509886
Also when the defense knows exactly when you're going to pass, specifically because the running back couldn't get the first down after two attempts, leaving another 3rd and long.
>>66509829
Yer mums the top wide receiver in the NFL m8
is tom brady still elite?
>>66509958
When she entered this league, she was a tight end.
>>66509546
>>66509628
He's not as fat as he looks. He has fat on him to be sure but it's covering some serious fuckin' gorilla muscle. If you ever see guys in the real weight lifting competitions they often look like this, you're only calling them obese because you're used to people actually just being that fat when they look like that.
>>66509537
He literally said it's nice that they don't have to beg anymore.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25515503/raiders-gm-reggie-mckenzie-its-good-not-having-to-beg-for-free-agents
If only BB was still alive ;_;
>>66510220
BB is always alive in our hearts and minds; in every breath we take and every move we make.
He'll be watching you.
>>66509276
>>66509998
Yes
>san francisco actually kept kaep for 11m
oh my sides.
>>66510299
>He'll
how intolerant of you
>>66510498
Shame, he might have had a chance to return to form in a less dumpster-fire organization (any of the 31 other teams)
Dolphins
inb4 johnny manziolieniolio
>>66510561
You really think he'd do better in Cleveland?
>this new layout for today
lel
>>66510299
that's too bad, faggot needs to kill himself
Its funny, cause you guys immediately know who I am
Also, did the pats get rid of amendola?
>>66510977
Why would they?
>>66510993
I had a hunch while playing ultimate frisbee today
>>66510977
You attempted to tell me yesterday he makes "clutch catches".Amendola is a good depth players thats it.
>>66511020
He does make clutch grabs though.
>>66511019
Manlet senses?
>>66510977
>a jew
>a patsfag
You don't have Jewish sounding name Pie in the Sky.
>>66511020
Feel like he's decent enough to where the pats will keep him if he doesn't ask for money
>>66511060
Im only answering you because your first name is ishmael, im 6'4
>>66511043
No he fucking doesnt, how long have u been watching football. You are definitley recalling the early season catch vs jets, ive watched him fuck up routes and drop balls for years.
>>66511115
He had a couple of good grabs here and there. Although that is the one that stands out to me.
>>66510977
who the fuck do you think you are gregg
>>66511060
sounds like a biblical name Rivers would give one of his 30 kids
>tripfags
>>66511165
Homestly i dont get why im trying to teach football to a fucking jew. Course you would be a pats fan.
>>66511205
>teach football to a fucking jew
said the Canadian to the american
Hello r*ddit
Yesterday I said you were all reddit.
I was fucking right
>>66511238
>American
ah this google docs theme is cuz of april fools
very nice
>>66511352
why do i have a girl's name though
https://goldengatesports.com/2016/04/01/oakland-raiders-framework-in-place-for-blockbuster-deal/
say it aint so
>>66511523
>mfw it's real
>>66511523
I like Carr, but please let this happen so brady doesn't have to face this dirty gorilla twice a year.
>>66511627
>Desiree Gay
>>66511627
Nice name, I bet you kiss girls like a faggot
>>66511660
>Danielle Colon
>>66511523
Raiders really pushing to go places.
Kind of makes me scared, as a Chorgers fan.
>>66511679
>Edwin Pacheco
>>66511693
>Carmen Glass
say my name
Do names kill the tripfag?
>>66511721
You're Heisenberg, but im John.
>>66511523
:^)
Thank god Reggie is not that dumb
Heh.
>>66511731
it would be extremely painful
>>66511721
Antonio Ramiro?
>>66511810
hispanic name GET
This is nice
Haha eat a dick sneak
>>66511891
>Shaw
>>66511891
t. snek
>>66511523
There's no fucking way Tannenbaum is that stupid. Why trade what few playmakers there are on a defense that got gashed last season?
who did this
>>>/tv/67720933
>>66511994
I just read the last paragraph. I feel like a dumbass
>>66512033
Heh
-bb
>>66512033
Nina?
>Mayo
getting a little creepy
>>/tv/67723600
>>66512175
you mean
>>>/tv/67723600
?
hehehehehehe
>>66510035
>>66512163
lmfao look at that fukin monkey
>>66512175
>>66512190
syrup nigger confirmed mod
>Former Jets and Patriots RB Stevan Ridley announced he's signing with the Lions.
>Former Jets and Patriots RB Stevan Ridley announced he's signing with the Lions.
>Former Jets and Patriots RB Stevan Ridley announced he's signing with the Lions.
>>66512285
BUILD WALL
U
I
L
D
W
A
L
L
>>66512258
is patricia good?
pats fans here seem to often change their mind about him
>>66512710
Patricia can't into coverages or containing QB. Otherwise ELITE with linebackers.
>>66512285
Maya?
>the year is 2035
>a quarter of all nfl qbs are offspring of Philip Rivers
>despite almost all being girls
>>66512926
>you'll live to sack a qt QB
>>66511523
>>66512036
>>66511994
>>66512285
I dont know how to feel about this. Ridley hasnt been good in awhile and I was fine with Abdullah, Zenner and Riddick. Who knows, maybe he will have a pretty gud season.
>>66513597
Prepare for fumbles
>>66513597
He likely won't see much time
He's probably just there to pad out the group from injuries
>>66506658
>BTFO mandrama
>BTFO trip and namefags
Thank you based chink moot
>>66513768
He hasnt had a fumble since 2013. When he was a full time starter he was pretty bad at fumbles but not horrendous.
>>66510977
It cause you are only fucking nigger from Israel that come here
>>66513827
I'm okay with this
>>66513846
>Gary kubiak
>Mark Sanchez
Its happening.jpg
>>66514071
Sabrina please
>>66508470
DAMN DANIEL BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE EAGLES POSTS
I hope this layout isn't for good
>>66514071
upvoted
hi /nfl/ im a nigger
Is RB the most inconsistent position? You see guys that look elite or really good like Peyton Hillis, Chris Johnson and Stevan Ridley. Then out of nowhere they become shit. It seems very rarely a RB will be good and stay good. Barring elite guys like Lynch, Peterson and Forte.
>>66505375
good thread
>>66514627
good post
eagles
>a day without tripfags
This should be fun, interesting how they'll adapt.
>>66514768
>implying we aren't still shitting up the place
>>66514281
>hillis
>elite
Thank god the broncos didn't pay that meme-mountain
>>66514789
>we
>>66514789
watching the old NFL follies is pretty comfy and what the fuck did they do to the layout? Nips have ruined RUINED 4chan.
>>66514844
check the date
>>66514854
oh right its April Fools day.
completely forgot.
>NFL.com projecting a kicker to go in the 2nd-3rd round
Whats the highest you would draft a kicker spee? Keep in mind coming out of college this kicker is looking fucking elite and your team needs a kicker.
>>66514890
1st-round
-Billy Boy
>>66514890
aguayo is pretty good, i'd take him in the 3rd
>>66514921
delet this
who shannon sharpe here
>>66515036
Sharpe is a crying, whining faggot and I'd slap him the first chance I got.
Is it just me or is the green text more greenish than usual?
Anyone know what goes into a team choosing training facilities?
Also why are training facilities never close to the team's official venue?
Detroit Lions 1957 Championship ring.
>>66515061
the background is different so the green looks different as well
>like this
>>66515073
Side view
Lauren Tannehill is pregnant
>>66512285
>that name
Shiiiiiiit, reminds me of an ex from high school. Annoying but had big titties
>>66505375
>OP is a shitty tripfag attention whorr
You need a father figure Pie
>>66515073
I find the older rings look way better than the big huge gaudy rings of today.
>>66515009
police :0
>>66515123
that was my first non-girl name of the day lol
>>66511019
>plays ultimate frisbie
Jesus Christ why are you such a fuccboi
>>66514890
1st round
I'd also take a punter in the 1st
t. Raiders fan
>>66514890
1st round
t. Oakland raiders
tbf janikowski has been steady and starting for a long time
>>66511110
>dat overcompensating
O I am Laffin @ UR Life Desu
>>66515073
beautiful ring desu
rather have this than any current one
>>66515269
Have THIS instead!
*roundhouse kick*
>>66515245
>>66515246
Raidermind
>>66515283
*blocks your kick with a single finger*
tisk tisk I thought you were smarter than that
HYYYAAAAA
*flaming fist ninjitsu technique*
>be doing mock
>Connor Cook falls to the 4th round
should I take a flyer on him or should I stay away because he's on the exact same situation as >Borkley
ALL TEAMS RESET
ALL TIME NFL DRAFT
CARDINALS GO FIRST (worst nfl team all time accounting for the fact that they have been in the league longer than some teams)
WHO DO THEY PICK?
>>66515452
Montana
>>66515432
take hack instead
Manning
I forgot I made this.
>>66515578
Pls forget again
We're going beast mode this year and there's nothing you can do about it.
Post players that have never dropped a pass in their NFL careers
>>66515729
>>66515758
>>66515830
is he elite?
>Catch rule now on honor system
wew lad
will players vote?
what stops some nigger from saying he caught it 100% of the time
honor system seems intriguing desu
>>66516078
oh shit my bad senpai
this is most likely an april fools joke
i just parroted a headline i saw
Test
>>66515830
he was mad annoying in Hard Knocks tbqh
>>66515517
he's taken
>>66516127
there are no tests in real life trisha
is anyone else actually really excited about next year despite their team not being good at all?
>browns keep stealing my 3rd round draftfu in mock drafts a few picks ahead
god fucking dammit
he is too qt to ruin his life
don't do that shit to him
>Your team
>Your draftfu
$(ers
Goff
Go Pats
>>66516205
Not really.
>>66516780
Stoolers
Jeremy Cash/that CB from Houston
>>66517036
>>66517036
>>66517036
nfl related get
Nanners and pats broship
HOL UP JACOBY
What did he mean by this?
So Raiders jerseys all Silver or all Black
And another nfl get
>>66517491
Elite
Brady
Rodgers
Brees
>Ringless Elite
Romo
>Top Tier
Roethlisberger
Rivers
Ryan
>Above Average Tier
Palmer
Cutler
Smith
Flacco
Hasselbeck
>Playoff Autism Elite
Manning
Flacco
>>66517517
That's so Fisher
>>66517526
Why is Flacco in two tiers?
Why is Hasselbeck being rated when he has in fact retired?
Why is Tony Romo being clearly overrated?
Why is Matt Ryan being clearly overrated?
Why is Jay Cutler being clearly overrated?
>>66517666
>Roach
>666
BTFO
>>66517626
What do you expect from someone named Aimee?
we need some good gets /nfl/
>>66517788
Checked
>>66517743
Unbiased rankings and more sports knowledge than someone named Colin
/nba/ get
>>66517943
Melba detected
absolute madman
what is this
Chefs
Niggas
Seahawks!
>>66518555
fuck off to whatever shithole you crawled out of you fucking spic
Pats get
>>66518560
I am Tim Bradley
>>66518662
the boxer?
>>66518083
u got me
Was owl 49 the greatest owl ever?
Tell me about the fat man. How does he stop the run?
>mfw it's my 21st birthday and I'm a Broncos fan and its finally time to properly (i mean legally) celebrate the BasedMillerOwl
>>66518824
you're a big back
>>66505621
Kill yourself
At least I don't live in a rapidly becoming caliphate
>>66518852
u weed dude?
Who /cowboys) here ?
>>66506227
>economy depends on LeBron
Nice meme senpai
>>66518852
>smoking weed
Wow being 13 must be nice
>>66518922
must be hard being an autist
>>66518996
>being a degenerate
Wowie I bet you think you're cool
