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>42 bongs til Bahrain FP1
>Formula E this weekend
>Valtteri literally is a pedophile
>Sauber on the brink of death
>Bernie taking down every motorsport /v/idya for copyright infringement
And we're still gonna have fucking elimination qualifying
http://whenisf1on.com/
>it's a hamrosvet episode
>>66479564
I really, really, really have mixed feelings about this image.
why did they decide to bring back the elimination qualifying
i though they had a unanimous vote to return to the old format
Qatar GP 2022
Circuit length ~12km
post yfw Arrivabene chest hair returns
>>66479618
When they smoked crack.
>>66479507
>those bags under her eyes
what is she staying up so late to do?
>>66479618
Bureaucracy, it's some big faggot's pet project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B4CKXVUHtM
>>66479794
azn genes
Reposting racemixing track
![ferrari-teamchef-maurizio-arrivabene-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cp7zfQb.jpg "ferrari-teamchef-maurizio-arrivabene-[1]")
>>66479632
why is he so sexy bros
>>66479906
just is
>>66479564
https://vimeo.com/159643959 (02:15)
Has he given up?
>>66479507
Man, she's lovely.
>tfw you'll never even hear her voice in your entire life.
>>66479794
Just puffy eyelids, they don't seem too worn out or discoloured.
>though she is wearing makeup
>>66479964
I preferred Jessica.
RIP in pieces ;_;
>>66479906
God-tier hair genetics + Italian style
>>66480012
Jessica was the V10 to Brittny's Turbo6
>>66479906
he's italian and a lifelong smoker
>>66479564
He should go to Hollywood. Asif Kapadia is looking for a new subject.
>>66480012
>>66480168
horse face imotbhfam
>>66480187
g-g-g-g-good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy8w915Z1Wc
reminder that senna was system baby
>>66480086
>if we get Gimi working. 'Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had in a car
is verstappen's presence in f1 at such a young age just a marketing stunt?
>>66480908
Yes he's a meme driver who's being hyped as the best driver ever to get people interested so that people will watch. Then they'll give him the best car and he'll cruise to world champion without even driving well and we can all pretend he's the best ever
>>66480908
If F1 was worried about marketing we wouldn't have these ugly cars nor these silent engines.
>>66481065
Nah nah nah nah bro you need to sell a narrative, man. You can't just, like, have a good product.
>>66480893
>If I forget to say "grazzie ragazzi", just step in and say "grazzie ragazzi"
>tfw friends of the family only know that I like f1 and that's the only thing they can ask about
>tfw not even /hype/ for the weekend at all
thanks bernard
>>66479889
>chicane in indianapolis
why max :(
u have ruined my baby
>>66480908
He's bretty good in my opinion tbhfam.
>>66480560
>MKII Escort
Not posting a Group B car. Time to leave.
>>66481176
>I may have gone wide in a few places
>>66480168
2anorexic4me
Alonso guess the track by sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Fvd0E7ORc
>>66482320
Come on, she is just a bit thin.
That pic is not very good anyway.
>>66482577
Wow, he immediately guessed Bahrain when he heard the aggressive short shifting for turn 2. Impressive.
https://twitter.com/adamcooperF1/status/712723887352651777
>Note that in Sunday's meeting @WilliamsRacing and @ForceIndiaF1 wanted elimination Q1/2 + normal Q3, but were shouted down by the rest
https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/715280753463050245
>FIA asked teams about Q3 change to non-elimination mode. RedBull, ToroRosso, McLaren & Williams voted against.
What the flying fuck, Williams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oBnWsVhJms
OH SHIT SON
http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/30/11325592/roborace-driverless-racing-first-photos-custom-cars
>>66483122
That looks so fucking dumb
>>66483018
They don't want to have any type of elimination qualifying, so they voted "no".
They weren't handed a "Remove elimination Q completely" option, what the FIA proposed was to have teh mixed Q1/Q2 + normal Q3.
The teams voting "no" to a normal Q3 is to put pressure on the FIA by making another embarrassment in Bahrain that pressures them into droping the elimination mode.
On top of it, the Q3 would affect 2-3 teams max and those teams don't truly care because they already know they are going to place 1-2 and 3-4. All the other cars would do just one attempt if they manage to get into Q3 because they didn't save tyres from Q2
Who /Fi/ here
>>66482652
>>66480168
Fuck it may as well
>>66483321
Good lord
>>66483321
I get super annoyed by pictures of naked ladies. Please don't post them.
>>66483550
Oh I'm sorry.
This any better?
>4228 files
>3.6GB
>>66483590
Sort of.
>>66483122
>cars arr rook same
dropped
Does Jenson Button hate tits?
>>66483122
>Driverless cars
>>66483723
Brittny has tits but they are plastic.
>There are people who think Jennifer was not best WAG
>There are people who actually want WAGposting back
WAGposting was worst
>>66483122
Why not just simulate the race on a computer.
>>66483186
What is this Mongolian Monstrosity
>>66484058
Why so mad pal
Nips like F1
>>66483122
>that voice
>roborace
Sounds like some crowdfunding project
>>66484345
knowing Formula E they'll probably dedicate a whole team to crowdfunding, everything from team principals to coders to livery designers to budget and sponsors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AruBUK_sgPk
Kimi's gone insane
>>66484094
>tfw no F1 anime
They should really make one.
>>66484572
Is he purposely making fun of himself by talking like that?
>>66484572
The hockey puck was funnier
>>66484572
Nice to see him and Minttu having fun between the races.
>>66484653
That's how Finns talk.
>>66484753
up into the ass of timo?
>>66484767
lewd
what do you think of Formula 5000's car /f1/?
>>66483975
Nicole was best. Lewis is dumb.
>>66485064
>dat airbox
>dat wheel choice
Retro, I dig it.
>>66485064
Do they give you super license points?
>>66485074
>Americans liking shitzinger
so typical
>>66483975
I do miss wagposting...
It was fun.
>>66485064
Original ones are fucking awesome to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwMzTwr2SKw
This new interpretation actually seems really interesting
>Formula Nippon-derived chassis
>Ford Coyote 5 litre V8
>Total cost forecast to be sub-250k AUD
Should be good if they get some decent rubber.
>>66485154
Someone just has to take over from my le...I mean WAGSguy's legacy....It could be you.
Reminder that Channel 4 is broadcasting this weekend with their fucking amazing intro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvkMg60wMc8
>>66479618
They couldn't get Red Bull and someone else to agree to Q1 and Q2 elimination, with Q3 using 2015 format. Red Bull, in particular, wanted to throw the system away completely and go back to the way it has been the past few seasons.
>>66480908
Verstappen will be world champion by age 25.
If Red Bull's new Renault (oops TAG HEUER) engine upgrade is as good as advertised, I expect him to move up to the A-team next season. Of course, this is provided Kvyat gets fired (I think Kvyat is the worst of the 4 Red Bull drivers on the grid). I don't see Ricciardo leaving Red Bull for Ferrari, in part because I think (hope) Kimi has a few seasons left in him and also that Vettel doesn't want to partner Ricciardo again.
>>66485567
What the fuck was that. That is some NBCSN shit.
>>66485684
By age 25 ?
Nah, he's gonna break Vettel's record.
But no one will care about F1 then.
>>66485185
those aero designs touch my tra la la la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaVc0MBPFNw
>James Bond Coulthard
>grid grills
>lewis looks like a nog again
>LESBIAN, LESBIAN I AM OBAMA.
Openings will never get better than this.
>>66485684
Ricciardo is contracted at RB for 2017. Horner mentioned how they learned a lesson with Sebs contract and made Ricky's water tight.
The indycar race is at 8:30 my time on Saturday night, and Bahrain is on at 11 pm my time. Anyone else thinking of doing the double?
>>66486688
Are you confused? The Bahrain race will be on at 11am EST.
>>66486688
>Bahrain is on at 11pm my time
The F1 race starts at 11 am EST Sunday morning, not pm.
Anyways, I am planning on watching IndyCar on Saturday night as well.
Does Montoya win again? I think Dixon, Power, Helio, RHR, and Rahal all have a legitimate chance to win any weekend.
>>66486779
no
only our dear lord and savior JPM may win
>>66486773
>>66486779
Yes indeed I am confused. Thanks for clearing that up. That time works way better for me.
That means that the F1 forms the first half of a doubleheader with the NASCAR race, which will be way too long to sit in one place watching racing.
>>66486779
>>66486835
I'll try to watch as well. JPM has a great chance since it's an oval, but it's not really a high speed one. It's the first oval with the new package so we'll see how competitive Honda is. I predict a strong top-10 from Montoya and a Rahal or Dixon win.
Oh fuck. IndyCar is going head-to-head with the Final Four on Saturday night.
Who the fuck scheduled that?? NASCAR just had a day race at Phoenix and the temperature wasn't a problem at all.
>>66484572
How can you not love this man
Why don't they make it so the top 10 or the top 8 or whatever in qualifying start in reverse order, but also give championship points for qualifying? That way you don't have all the fast cars at the front and they immediately pull away leaving no chance for the not as fast cars, but you also offer an incentive for not driving as slow as possible.
>>66487043
it doesn't matter when they schedule, more people will literally be watching the major counter-strike tournament. indycar is dieing
F1 Report 3/30/16
https://vimeo.com/160949963
Why's Gran Turismo 7 so far away lads?
>>66483186
Why would anyone let someone with BRAIN PROBLEMS drive that Ferrari?
>>66489296
Polyphony is filling the car roster with moar Skylines.
Also isn't Sport coming out first?
>>66489296
Sauce?
>>66489296
>obvious there is no liquid in anything on that tray
Fuck my autism. Do people even act anymore?
>>66487804
Because awarding points for quali is where it all goes to shit
>>66489630
What about fan boost?
>>66484572
Is that Kimi voicing those videos or do all the fins sound like him?
>>66489737
It's not Kimi, it's another Finn.
>>66489296
because people at Polyphony are fucking autistic perfectionists and making a video game these days without cutting corners takes 10 years
>>66489296
Because Kaz is too busy fucking around all over the place.
>>66489791
>Autistic perfectionists
>Polyphony Digital
With their vacuum engines and utilising decade old assets, pick one.
Thank fuck MS have finally seen the light and will be releasing full version Forza on PC come Forza 7. Means I can chuck this Xboner away.
This race will be ROSVETKIM
Mark my words
Also,
Who the fuck thought it would be a great ideia to put a Lawyer in charge of an f1 team ? A Lawyer who happens to be a woman.
What was whoever had this ideia thinking ? srsly
>>66479964
Just search for her name on youtube while you use your free public wifi that is in the
>designated shitting street
>>66480168
my heart is beating faster
>>66484572
>papare becomes stone after being folded seven times and crushed
vat the fuck
>>66489818
Monisha Kaltenborn?
She's done a pretty good job with Sauber, imo. She comes off like a bitch but nobody else is standing up for the small independent teams against FOM and F1's shitty pay distribution.
>>66489925
Not that that translates into any sort of capacity to run her own team, if the 4/5 contracts debacle and the constant criticism from former Sauber drivers is anything to go by.
Since 2008 (when they were carried massively by BMW), Sauber have also done nothing in the sport to deserve any better than they're currently getting.
MY
DICK
>>66480560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l19F2YPVey0
>>66489937
They were decent in 2012 too, but yeah, they've fallen to proper backmarkers now, much like Jordan did in the years right before EJ sold the team.
>>66489559
La Fille seule.
>>66489938
Just goes to show how fucking ugly today's LMP1 cars are that such a good livery doesn't save them.
>>66483122
The idea in itself is really good, but cars look like tryhard shit. and being limited only to electric cars is fucking retarded.
>>66489938
HI RES NOW
What was wrong with the exhaust blown diffuser?
>>66490076
not american enough
2 full days still
Ted Kravitz @tedkravitz 4m4 minutes ago Bahrain
Fernando Alonso out, Stoffel Vandoorne in for McLaren at Bahrain GP
oh shit niggas
alonso out of bahrain gp. hope vandoorne does shit.
>>66490438
PTSD desu
FRED IS KILL
>>66490076
it made an average driver like vettel look like schumacher
>>66490438
Concussion again?
Inb4 Nando goes full Chris Benoit
>>66490460
As much as I think Vettel is overrated, I don't think it's fair to call him average, m8. He's top tier on the current grid.
>>66490479
chest not sufficiently healed.
>>66490438
>mfw Vandoorne scores points this weekend
>>66490488
How exactly did he hurt his chest? Seems impossible in an F1 cockpit...Does anyone have a webm of the crash?
Or is this something completely unrelated?
>>66490491
not happening. button will though.
>>66490495
Maybe he is heartbroken, Pajeet. Do you know how much love can hurt?
>>66490438
>>66490441
Did he just park the car?
Vandoorne crashes in the first corner and we all spam:
>STOFLEL
:^)
But I wanted to race
>>66490513
he'll crash into verstappen tbhfam.
>>66490495
how does it seem impossible? any jarring movements can injure your chest, not just impacts.
also didnt his seat break?
>>66490518
Leave before the sport kills you nando :/
>it was decided that there was insufficient resolution of the signs to allow him to compete
Do we have any medfags ITT? Is this medical gibberish or just everyday gibberish?
>>66490550
he's probably depressed or something
>>66490503
All I know is
>tfw no gf
>>66490544
I'm already ded
>yfw Stofflel gets BTFO by KMag
>>66479564
pulled out of the race due to "health concerns".
>>66490565
kek. it will happen.
1 week away from that shitbox
>>66490438
J U S T
U
S
T
>>66490522
True, but they're supposed to be strapped in very securely to prevent exactly this kinda stuff, with specially molded seats.
>also didnt his seat break?
Like I said, I know nothing of the crash except that it was big.
>@alo_oficial had complained of sore ribs after the Melbourne accident - on the left side, so most likely from the first impact
>Alonso dies
>They don't get De la Rosa as replacement
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ALONSO YOU'VE HAD DE LA ROSA WITH YOU FOR AGES AND THE ONE SEASON YOU DON'T HAVE HIM YOU DIE, FUCK YOU
>inb4 Alonso dies at Monza
>>66490632
magnussen filled in for him last year
>>66490641
Yeah but that was because he was like a third driver Mclaren didn't know what to do with
>It's another "Alonso fails at committing suicide" episode
>>66490656
>another Nando just parked the car episode
>>66485602
It was Red Bull and McLaren
The main reason was it was a vote to get the "fixed" system or not, without any other alternatives, and if it sucked teams would be to blame because they voted for it, and not the FIA that created it.
>>66490656
I couldn't accept leaving without that third championship
>Crash would have killed me 10 years ago
>How I miss the old F1
>Take me with you Jules
>>66485185
>that one guy going sideways
>>66490550
His horoscope didn't have enough detail for the team to reassemble the car.
![zCJ5dkWc6sNUxhVMH479qvGN5V95TMcJ1XICuF8aZP6-JCETqgILi31I3qtjWm9vfbZ6WxficO8EFt3PryGONv5shqCU8ewFORZGB7AupQxdGHEJo10MSRJ9vg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zq25RfF.jpg "zCJ5dkWc6sNUxhVMH479qvGN5V95TMcJ1XICuF8aZP6-JCETqgILi31I3qtjWm9vfbZ6WxficO8EFt3PryGONv5shqCU8ewFORZGB7AupQxdGHEJo10MSRJ9vg[1]")
you will never EVER experience something like this again
>>66490438
>>66490441
IT'S HABBENING
>>66490973
I bet they said the same thing after the 1982 San Marino Race when half the grid pulled out for off track politics
Holy shit Fred broke his ribs
>>66490973
what if shoomey was supposed to be hit by that water-bottle, and ever since then he was evading death like "final destination", until that fateful day in 2014
>>66491076
wasn't it 2013?
>>66491084
It was. 29 December 2013. Never forget.
;_;
>>66490616
'Sup Ganesan! Read this and calm your tits
http://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/35934347
>>66484572
>mfw Finland's youtube meme channel game is top tier as always
Rest of the world are you even trying?
>>66490973
Creased up when that happened. Was it Monteiro who came third and celebrated like a madman on the podium?
RIPIP Fernando Fonzo's F1 career (2001-2016)
>>66491211
wew
>>66491211
Dubs Confirm Fernando for retirement
>>66491222
Trips for RIPIP
kek.
>>66491270
hehe
>>66490973
However race day came along, with Toyota driver Jarno Trulli securing the team’s first ever pole position (below). All 20 cars went on the parade lap, with it seeming that the race would in fact go on as planned. That was until all the Michelin cars pulled into the pits on the way back to the grid, leaving just Schumacher, Barrichello, Jordan duo Tiago Monteiro and Narain Karthikeyan and Minardi pair Christijan Albers and Patrick Friesacher to take the grid.
>http://www.vavel.com/en/formula1/503492-2005-united-states-grand-prix-ten-years-on-politics-fights-and-the-six-car-race.html
>>66491190
Yeah he did. I can't even blame him, the best position he'd ever had before that was a 10th place. Dude was just excited to be on the podium, knowing full well he'd probably never be there again.
And now we remember him for it.
>>66490438
>hello i'm fernando and this is I want to cum in karts
Rib fractures are no laughing matter, they make it incredibly painful to even breathe in and out, let alone go for a run or drive an F1 car. Sensible decision by the FIA to not let him race. Crazy that Fernando felt he was ready to drive.
>>66490441
>leaving bahrainians in charge of taking a ducking CT scan
It says the resolution leaves it inconclusive.
They could've like, tried again. This time by telling Alonso to hold fucking still
>>66492707
fia doctors aren't bahraini f a m
>>66492707
>>66492732
Excuse my spelling on the first post.
In that case, the FIA doctors need to like not go out in the amber lounge with xmattyg before conducting a simple test apparently.
>>66492785
we know they are shit. as does gary hartstein, who constantly rags on them, kek.
>>66492810
私は知らない家族
>>66492810
バカの先輩のデス
>>66492841
it is very aggravating, i do not care for it
>>66492810
it says ching chong which translates as 'you rook very rovery m'rady'
did I just slip into a parallel universe?
>>66492810
is this the new desu filter
what does it replace
>>66493006
idk what you're talking about 2bh la
BASED NORBERT IS HERE LADS
>Aronso might miss China too
http://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/latest/headlines/2016/3/alonso-reveals-injuries--admits-he-could-miss-china.html
>>66493006
+
>>66492810
april fools
>>66493247
Who ?
>>66493256
thats some quality posting
19 bongs until fp1 lads???
>>66493348
Damn, he looks older than MY dad who is 73
Dmn'it Hiro, that April fools isn't funny, it's annoying, FFS
>>66493431
if it's on 4chanx it's not hiro
>>66493425
http://whenisf1on.com/
Smh desu senpai
>tfw my nigga Stoffel is racing this weekend
>>66493613
where are you actually from? and do you never go back home?
>>66493596
very handy website
>>66493596
http://hasmclarenhondawonyet.com/
>>66493643
Eindhoven, Netherlands and i did go home in dec/jan
Bahrain press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg45KL_ifqA
rip fernando:
>I AM surprised that chest CT will be repeated for a rib fracture, as clinical status would be enough to guide things. Chest CT deliver an ENORMOUS radiation dose
from gary hartstein's twitter.
>>66490550
medfag here.
They apparenty did a CT scan. I think it's more likely that he has a concussion, but they won't say it publicly because of the concussion clusterfuck that is going on in the USA (lawsuits against the NHL, NFL, wrestling companies for negligence/outright denial of concussion effects). F1 really, really doesn't need a concussion lawsuit.
What's up with the chink letters?
>>66493754
Fernando will die of lung cancer from having a chest CT scan every two weeks
screencap this
Who /Haas/ here?
>>66494248
are those bobs?
>>66494248
here
>>66494274
I think it was supposed to be a beer gut because burger team.
>>66494248
reporting
>>66494248
Worked with Haas machines for years. Not my favorite machining brand but still rooting for their F1 venture
>>66494248
Reporting and ready for double points finish here.
>tfw we're ahead of Williams after Bahrain
Hey /f1/, when does this shit start?
I never follow this stuff. Can I watch it on internet or what?
>>66492956
Adding this to my Gimi wank bank
>>66494717
zaterdag en zondag om 17.00 uur voor respectievelijk quali en race
what are the best GPs to watch as a spectator?
>>66494717
>Can I watch it on internet
This is FOM speaking, we are now issuing a warrant for your arrest you filthy criminal pirating scum, just by discussing illicit means of viewing our very affordable and not at all expensive content you've cut our profits by over €0.0000005 - that's almost enough to buy a house these days!
Please report to your nearest police station, turn yourself in for copyright infringement, fraud, theft, vandalism, extortion, possession and distribution of child pornography and cyber bullying. Then get on your knees and suck Uncle Bernie's octogenarian four-incher, kiddo. And you have to pay him 1200% of your yearly salary too, just for the privilege.
Warm regards,
N. A. Veseel,
Executive Director,
Formula One Management, Ltd
>>66494866
I wonder who sent this?
>>66493710
>EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE
>>66494248
present
>>66494248
for Ruth Buscombe
>hnnnggg
>yfw stoffel impresses in his only two starts, but then Nando returns and Ron Dennis confirms nando/button until 2020 and Stoffel never drives again
>yfw Haas doesn't score in Bahrain
>>66494833
Bedankt liefje.
>>66494866
Not Applicable Veseel please go
>>66494874
He signed it
>>66493731
Thanks Sweden.
>>66494994
do want. fuck waffle vanidiot.
>>66495009
i'll be disappointed iih(if i'm honest)
>>66493731
tack så mycket :*
>>66490973
>Michelin tires plode
>Jews won't allow teams to simply use Bridgestone tires for one race because "muh shekels!"
What a disgrace.
>>66494248
I like Haas but still I can't wait to post pic related
>>66495317
bloody tourists
Lads, last night I had a dream where Alonso commited suicide. What does that mean?
>>66495375
it means you had a dream where Alonso commited suicide, my white friend
>>66495375
It means you need to get out more
d'awwwwwwwwwwww
>>66495627
Are they reenacting a scene from Rainman?
>>66495375
>Alonso commites suicide
>Takes out Vettel in the process
>Vettel loses championship by 2 points to [spoiler]Rosberg[/spoiler]
>>66495678
> [spoiler][/spoiler]
Russia you're sober.
>>66495678
>>66495799
toothpaste fight
>>66495875
You're just a splodge of toothpaste. Forgotten and abandoned.
why do they go to muslim shitholes like bahrain and UAE?
>>66495915
Oil money
>>66495915
because Bernie makes the most money from circuits, and muslim shitholes are the only places left that give enough of a shit about F1 to pay him
>>66495915
the muslims pay obscence amounts of money to try to actual be relevant
>>66495915
what a stupid fucking question
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/123521/hamilton-impassioned-plea-for-f1-change
>be at front of field for 2 years with barely any competition due to having the best car, rules don't allow competitors to catch up
>no talk of leveling field to make racing better while winning two WDCs
>get stuck behind a toro rosso for a couple laps
>"guys please change things, for the good of the sport"
>this Hamilton damage control
>>66496098
i'm convinced merc was sandbagging that entire weekend
they probably could have been up 2-3 seconds a lap if they wanted
>>66495888
>trips
HOLY SHIT BTFO
BONGLAND ON SUICIDE WATCH
Does anyone else find themselves constantly irrationally angry at just about every aspect of F1, especially people who constantly claim it's broken?
>>66496490
I'm tired of people who don't watch or care about F1 coming here to tell us how shit it is.
>>66496514
Exactly. Yeah I fucking hate the engines, the world champion, the regulations, and that we're losing classic tracks. But I only hate that shit because we could easily still have V10's, in-season testing, and Magny-Cours & Imola.
Does it wreck everything? No. I still can't wait for every session. It's still great. It just makes me mad knowing it could be even better if there weren't people telling us it's better to be eco-friendly and cost-efficient.
dat totally-not-martini, hnnng
Why is Susie Wolff so cute ?
WHere do I apply to cuck Toto ?
>>66496673
sober/10
>>66496673
Absolutely Halāl
>>66494248
USA!!!
USA!!!
USA!!!
>>66496778
hi
where are the burger
>>66496708
You need to apply with a written letter.
>>66496490
Yeah. F1 may be shit compared to what it could be but the constant public trash talking makes it look worse than it really is.
>>66496859
>hahaha omg you vegetables are so funneh
>tfw no 3rd world championship
>>66496890
>tfw mclaren is my second team
m-maybe next year
>>66496970
no chance, nick.
>>66496789
Step right on up, my formerly communist eastern-Yuropooran famalam...
>>66496859
" Hello Susie
I think i'm a good candidate to cuck Toto because i have an enormous dick. Consider,please my offer.
Thanks for the time
t. Alberto Barbosa "
>hfw first world championship and 4th monaco win in a row this year
>>66497162
>"winning" manaco
>>66497187
pipe down lewis.
>>66497162
GO GO NICO
>>66497239
>Vettel's face
ayyy
>>66494248
reporting.
>tfw you learn of grosjean's history in f1
how many races can he put together without crashing, lads?
>>66497187
>manaco
>Man-ARE-Co
you're the person who came up with the american pronunciation of Iran and Iraq, aren't you
>>66497481
cunt
>>66496490
I have for a long time, but I've cooled down a lot. From my point of view, the sport has taken a lot of the aspects i love out of it. From 09' the cars looked like fugly boxes, no refueling, pay tv, shitty new tracks and lack of online service.
But I started to look at it from the point of the Bernie. The Marked crash meant the need for new technical and spending regulations, expansion to Oil money states and 3. World shitholes. I guess my frustration isn't at the F1 organization, but the circumstances after the marked crash.
Things are looking up though. Next year we get the lower rear-wings that'll make the cars look awesome again and F1 now has a youtube channel and have sky commentary.
Why are GPs given to shitty non countries like Australia and Bahrain, anyway? Money?
>>66497424
He is more likely to go DNF because of some car failure, his crash years seem to be over. Last season on the other hand...
>>66497551
>The Marked crash meant the need for new technical and spending regulations
You could cut the costs in half and still have great racing, but the issue isn't about racing, or the cost to run teams, it's about greed.
Drivers, team members, and executives are unwilling to give up their fat paychecks when the economy, and fans, won't support it. They could cut car construction and maintenance costs, slash salaries, and invest that money in track and driver safety, and making race attendance affordable for the average lower middle class family to attend, but they won't do that because they're greedy fucking bastards.
It's pretty much the same with all professional sports.
>>66497424
Fatjohn's record clearly shows that WHEN he actually finishes, he finishes better than his qual position, which is good.
Give him some decent cars, and he's a pretty competitive driver.
>>66497785
why the fCUK did you just post a mandrama picture in a SpORTS BOARD GODAMMIT get that sHIT out of here
>>66497722
what the fuck, how would that make f1 better?
safety is fine as it is, jules bianchi didn't die because of a lack of safety spending.
and why do you care how much money people in f1 get paid? the people get paid at market value, just like everyone else, and the ticket prices are set at market price. its not f1's fault that there are other people willing to spend more than you on tickets
>>66497844
>tfw Mandrama is not sport while motorracing is
Makes you glad to be alive.
Has
>Alonso out
>Stoffel in
Been discussed?
>>66498048
How about you ctrl+f stoffel before asking stupid questions you dumb american?
>>66497980
>her teeth
even tho they're crooked she has an attractive smile
>>66498070
Haha
Im on a phone you quick-to-bitch Spaniard
>>66497722
We want F1 not Indycar.
>>66498096
Oh look at a feature i didnt know i had lol
Mmm marijuana you make.life fun
>>66498078
They are quite prominent
>>66498096
>implying you can't search for terms on a phone
>>66497722
>They could cut car construction and maintenance costs, slash salaries, and invest that money in track and driver safety, and making race attendance affordable for the average lower middle class family to attend
F1 has never been about that and should never be about that. Alongside the human element, the exclusiveness has always been F1's most defining trait and the reason for its continued success.
>>66498078
imo max's face has a similar thing goin on, its weirdly proportioned but still attractive imo, except when hes wearing a hat
>>66497960
>what the fuck, how would that make f1 better?
How would it make it worse? It wouldn't.
If the "market price" was fine, F1 wouldn't have to suck up to 3rd world shitholes, like the Arab countries, the Chinks, and the south mericans', would they?
No.
The answer is no.
>>>66497844
>GODAMMIT get that sHIT out of here
Pic related is for you, Sunshine.
>>66498104
>We want shitty racing.
FTFY, my snownigger famalam....
okay 4chan
>>66498147
>except when hes wearing a hat
That is true
>>66497844
you seem upset nigel.
>>66498115
he's underachieving by far.
>>66498256
kek
>>66498216
they don't suck up to 3rd world shitholes though, and even if they did, how would that be a problem?
>>66498141
>F1 has never been about that and should never be about that.
Yes, it was, and it was arguably the best period in F1 history.
See: Garagistes
>>66498318
>pre-70s F1fags still exist
>>66498266
>Sabre was better looking but worse driver
>tfw he just gonna keep dating better drivers until he is fucking 80 year old Michèle Mouton
>>66498318
it wasn't about that during the garagiste period though. theres a reason they called the drivers from that time "wealthy amatuers"
also
>best time in f1 history
lol
>>66498318
>implying you have ever watched F1 races from the garagiste era
>implying F1 in the 1950's and 1960's wasn't solely marketed to and populated by the extremely rich
>>66498259
>Happy new year
Two Belgian drivers on the grid at the same time. Feels unusual.
>>66496490
Well, you gotta admit that the current qualifying format is pretty damn broken.
This is pretty awesome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs0f4n_Nh4o
>>66498841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWA9Ht8Zj5w
I fucking love the crocodile who's taunting the drivers :D
This is infinitely better than the retarded minidrivers shit.
>>66498841
At least it's better than fucking minidrivers
>>66498841
top autism
>>66498841
That's kinda cool.
>132 views
That's kinda sad.
>>66498963
I'm sure he does it mostly for his own pleasure seeing as he's done it since 2014.
I can't help but appreciate this kind of stuff, I guess I'm autistic myself.
>>66498841
>>66498882
hmm, I wonder why they say Finns are autistic
what year will F1 inevitably die?
>>66498841
Pretty good.
I actually collect lego, I love this stuff.
>>66499005
2019
>>66498841
Needs more crocodile.
>>66495194
the cars were honed and built around the tyres they had, the Michelin teams would suffer dramatically at the very least, and they would have been very dangerous at the very most. Also there was no way Bridgestone would allow their tyre to get into the hands of Michelin teams or vice versa
11 bongs, 30 bings, 25 minibings until fp1
Valtteri The Ebin
>>66498943
stfu slime
>>66489361
>Why would anyone let someone with BRAIN PROBLEMS drive that Ferrari?
Gimi already drives it
Make F1 Great Again!
Can someone photoshop a MAGA hat on him? ;_;
>>66498048
I'm okay with this.
And with these:
>>66483321
>>66479507
>>66500113
it's 2am why did i spend 15 minutes searching for a MAGA hat that was photographed at even a semblance of a decent angle
are the acestreams gonna be the same as Aus?
>>66500402
probably. they were the same all last season
>>66500421
cheers love, good to know
but last season i'm 90% sure we had at least 5 or 6, but they did last for quite a while
>>66498841
comfy as fuck, reminds me of those old lego sports vids from the 80s/90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Ln9hkXPlc
>>66500113
has nobody told him about whitening toothpaste
>>66500605
B-but that's how Dan Wheldon died
>>66500113
Why did Reightmain move to Haas anyway? They are doomed to be a backmarcker team and he is French. Renault is french and they have a good budget as well. What kind of retarded move was that? Does Renault hate him or something? Its not like he is a shit driver, he is decently fast.
>>66500655
hes a klutz who doesn't know how to handle a career
likable though, its hard not to feel condescending pity for romain
>>66500655
Grosjean made the Haas deal before Renault made the Lotus takeover. Renault were dragging their feet for ages and Lotus was about to be very dead so Grosjean had to get out of there to stay in F1.
>>66500655
nah, he loves Renault, and Renault love him back.
And the same goes for Total who ride his dick constantly. If Total's CEO hadn't died in a plane crash in 2014 Romain would still be at Enstone.
>>66500655
hes not really french anyway though, he's even less french than jean alesi
>>66500655
If Renault are at all decent in the short term, I legit think that Nando would come back for a cheeky 3rd WDC.
And he has about the same chance of winning in the long term if Haas gives him the possibility of a Ferrari seat.
>>66500655
backmarkers by f1 sandals don't score, ever, unless in the case of mass retirements. that said haas have legitimate pace compared to the rest of midfield unlike any new team we have had in the past decade
reminder
>>66500987
KEK Lewis isn't british.
>>66500987
>force india
>british flag
I'm triggered by that colonialism.
>>66501054
im too lazy to make a meme version rn but if i did id put haas italian, lewis american, nasr lebanese, and id make all the drivers who live in monaco monagasque
>>66490023
Part of what ruins current LMP1 cars (and makes me miss the fuck out of the GT1 era and Group C) is the goddamn fin. I know it's for safety but it doesn't look quite right at all.
>>66490441
I do hope Vandoorne does shit (that and Alonso doesn't permanently cum in karts).
Man, being Alonso during these recent F1 seasons have been suffering.
>>66500272
kek looks like those retarded snap backs spics and niggers wear these days
>>66500357
Thanks senpai
>>66500655
>backmarker team
>currently fifth in constructors Championship with only one driver from their team finishing
>>66500832
As a person who has watched NASCAR for a while (mainly because of Jeff Gordon), I guarantee you that Gene Haas means business, and his team is the real deal.
>>66500987
I thought fat John was a surrender baby, no idea he's actually a neutral baby
How many blubs til FP1 lads?
>>66501223
He has Dual Franco-Swiss nationality, but races under the French Flag.
>>66501209
it's funny you say that with how barely American the team is in terms of personnel. He just hired people who know what they're doing rather than just shoehorning in a US image, which is working and is probably why USF1 was doomed from the start.
>>66479753
>bangkok gp
>>66501696
what's her name?
>>66501726
>her
>>66501696
>tfw she had really bad plastic surgery and looks horrible now
>>66495915
>>66501796
>>66501923
Why do you guys always have to ruin things.
>>66496490
It tilts me to no end because their argument is based on the necessity for teams to have infinite amounts of money,
>>66501726
Sarina Valentina
>>66501910
>he don't post the golden ones
>>66497198
Was he playing Hamlet?
>>66501941
Because nobody is helping those people by pretending they're something they're not.
>>66500474
This shit takes me back. Remember when f1 was fun?
>>66498841
It's just playing everything straight with stop-motion and legos though.
>FP1 @ 7am
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66500605
I do like the itty-bitty-titties
>>66501174
I thought there was only one filthy Indon
>>66498841
reported to FOM
https://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/latest/headlines/2016/3/hamilton-quits-f1-for-nascar---bahrain.html
WHAT THE FUCK
>>66503750
>>66503750
>Signs of the apocalypse
>>66503750
>le funny pranks day
3 bong 25 bings
> bitch about my gf not interested in f1 like two days ago here
> today
> anon do you wanna watch f1 together this weekend :3
Is my gf reading /f1/?
>>66503895
She wants something to relax to while getting high and resting between late night business calls. Isn't that right Dutchy
>>66500987
quality oc, ok hand sign emoji
>>66490973
oh god dont remind me. I watched that race ;_;
>>66503940
She is just a poor student, Spain, but sure.
>>66503800
Kek
>>66503895
she wants to cuck you with MAD AMX
and you're going to not only allow it, but demand that she let him ravage her while you watch
>>66503895
Hope that's not an April Fool's joke, Anon.
>>66504370
'no'
>>66504444
thanks, this is a good image! also nice quads, friend!
>>66504444
n-nice trips, Giedo. p-please don't use your country's engineering prowess to flood my house
>>66504714
>n-nice trips
n-nice quads, even
i hope i haven't started a second Anglo-Dutch war now senpai :'(
>>66504714
>n-nice trips
n-nice dubs, even
i hope i haven't started a second Anglo-Dutch war now senpai :'(
>Alonso did another check this morning and doctors gave him green light.
STOFLEL KEKED AGAIN
>>66504758
please take that selfie of me down it isn't very nice to post things like that thank you
>>66504790
s-sorry sampai
>>66504765
Sauce it
Or be branded
>le funny meme day post
can we watch the sessions in snoopavision?
>>66504726
> second Anglo-Dutch war
There were like four already.
I don't understand how they let your kind through in Britain, I doubt you passed the integration exam.
>>66504765
You sure got eem there, sonny boy.
>>66504860
Is that what they're calling salvia nowadays?
>>66504765
Actually got me there, britbro :(
Stream where?
They just announced that FP1 and 2 won't be shown on German TV because Hans-Dietrich Genscher died.
>>66505286
Not even Eurosport?
http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/kippt-das-2017er-f1-auto-10799059.html
rip 2017 cars
>>66505311
Translate it weebs
>>66505331
google translate works fine for me, but someone usually translates it on leddit if that's what you're after
>>66505306
Nope. Eurosport doesn't belong to the RTL group.
The only alternative would be Sport1 but they're showing some retarded tele shopping loop for blenders instead.
>>66505331
>8 of 11 teams against introduction of new #F1 cars for 2017. But they probably can't stop the big rule change. AMuS
the gist of it. get your shit together, f1.
>>66505331
Rich teams want to change the formula to something that will probably be less interesting for spectators. Poor teams want well who cares what the poor teams want FOM certainly doesn't.
2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48 acestream
fp1 starts in 27 bings
anyone have an acestream url?
>>66505393
732fd82e57eb63f2d5d8698571f5bf87091603f8 is movistar in spanish, much more enjoyable coverage imo than sky, especially if you dont speak spanish
>>66505393
it's on channel 4 you know.
oh boy oh boy oh boy. Stoffel gonna race. i fucking hope he does well. fuck.
>>66505434
he won't.
>one horse race edition
>>66505429
only have 1 tv in the house and brother is using it reeeee
>>66505434
next jerome d'ambrosio
plus if he ever manages to win a race it will only ever happen because a brazilian was disqualified under dubious circumstances :^)
>>66505453
he might, he has the best pre-f1 record of anyone in the last 15-20 years, and most people even before that but its hard to compare
i wouldn't be surprised if he can manage to stay within a few tenths of button
>>66505423
oh shit i remember this one
>tfw fluent in spanish
thanks senpai
>>66505465
send him out to buy milk.
>>66505470
i liked jerome. vanshit is an entitled cunt.
Bahrein is a night race now?
As in full night?
>>66505501
>now
>>66505501
since 2014
>>66505501
has been since 2014 famlord
>>66505470
as long as it's better than d'ambrosio at monza i'll be happy. Also i believe vandoorne can adapt extremely fast to any car.
>>66505514
>>66505516
>>66505519
But it starts on daylight and it gets darker, but the guy in Movistar said it was starting at full night
henno is live if ye have access
>>66505501
since they turned off the lights we had one great and one good race, the hype is real
>>66505392
WHY DO ALL THE SKY SPORTS ACESTREAMS LAG LIKE A FUCKER THIS SEASON??
>>66505490
Hulk has the best junior career record atm and it's gotten him pretty much nothing. Stoffel will disappoint heavily and Ron Benis will swap him for Quick Nick Heidfeld.
>>66505534
Abu Dhabi is the day-to-night one
Bahrain is full night race
>>66505551
>Nick Heidfeld
I believe I've heard of him once, isn't he one of those promising Woking talents?
reminder than Vandoorne finished first in GP2 last year by 108 points and put McLaren fastest last year in the Abu Dhabi test
>>66505551
>swap him for Heidfield
he's in Formula E m8, he has a contract with Mahindra
>>66505570
no, you've confused two of Ron's shining young stars - he has Nick, and then he has Heidfeld.
honestly you'd have to be a contrarian to think that the vandoorne hype is entirely unfounded
>>66505535
how to get access?
>>66505570
>German poster
>Nick Heidfeld
>I believe I've heard of him once
>>66505613
Gee bill!
How come your mom lets you have an opinion?
>>66505622
You have to have a year old reddit account with an active posting history and pm him nicely
ps Hiroshima Nagasaki pls go
>>66505640
id love to bant it out with you bettie but f1 is on
>>66505674
i'll give it a shot then, thanks
>>66505625
Sorry to disappoint you mein Freund but you missed out on a dank meme there
>>66505694
shut up Lisa I'm talking to Bill
>>66505694
Did you just get a sex change. Lisa? I tolerate this greatly indeed, I'm so proud to see a transgender person watching F1!
How do I disable this shit?
GET OUT, REEEEEEEEEEE!
>>66505718
nobody asked you kathy
>>66505735
fuck off marty, men aren't allowed to have opinions on trans issues
>>66505709
Should've probably read the complete post before going on a rage fit.
Also haha very funny Shin-moot
Different sport, same discipline.
I feel like a refugee here.
>>66505739
>material design
TOP FUCKING LEL HIRO
>>66505625
>german poster
>Alice talking britbong
So, Vandoorne to Renault next year?
NAMEFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
N-TV is streaming FP1 on their website
http://www.n-tv.de/mediathek/spezialstream/
Someone post the haha time for f1 pic
>>66505749
It's short for Martina you shitlord scum!
I am dreading this thread hitting the bump limit and having to open a new one with the squarespace theme.
>>66505776
>the city of daisy
who is this semen diablo?
>>66505776
You are hella stupid
WHY IS ACESTREAM LAGGING LIKE THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66505809
merely pretending
Anyone got a decent stream?
>>66505773
no. he won't ever race in f1 after this sunday.
hope my name becomes Valerie Bottoms
>>66505809
your vocab is rad to the max, fellow life is strange game assassin
>>66505802
Giselle zarur
she works with the latin american f1 channel
This design is absolutely horrible.
What is this Herasy!
>4chan changed
>April 1
>1st official f1 session
>team sends you out with an oven hob strapped to your car
>>66505751
martini livery is based af
>>66505779
Doesn't work goddamn I'm going to miss this REE
>>66505859
Will be great if the hype train derailes
Mook pls
>>66505865
Based anon. You guys are lucky.
>circle tumbnails
reeeeeee
regards reee frogs
Who else is watching Live Extra with pure sound and no commentary?
This is a fucking epic prank, making the site near-unusable
vlc http://188.166.171.117/hls/live.m3u8
acestream 6cd6d51bc9ff1e3d09ca9831d4faf8a4fb8b3c24
>>66505883
>Havent updated the thread
>Looks normal
That's what you get for being filthy secondaries that only come on races
>>66505925
use the catalog lad
>>66505971
I pressed strgF5 because I was curious
DON'T
>Aston Martin zoom
>Screen flickers
Its a sign!
Merc cutting slots into every possible area on the car
>>66505999
open it in a new tab next time you mentally handicapped sandnigger
>>66505971
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>66506017
go share a TV with your brother poorfag
>>66506007
>007
nice
i
c
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>>66506022
FUCK
>>66506031
i'm not the poor anon, senpai. got plenty of tellies here :^)
>Mercedes adding meme parts left and right because they are running out of actual ideas
F-Forza Ferrari, right?
>>66505953
Seems not to be live.
those were some seriously shitty lines by wehrlein
>WEH p1
give Pascal your enery \o/
>>66505964
>Ford Escort [...].jpg
It's a Focus you moran.
>>66506022
No new thread, we dont want that shitty theme
>>66506092
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/E8wDkZ43nY7
>>66506098
did you vote in favour of the new flag?
>>66506112
>http://www.ustream.tv/channel/E8wDkZ43nY7
Thank you!
>Rosberg's first lap in p1 was 4 tenths of his q3 time last year
F A S T C A R S
>>66506165
q3 times are shit tho
I hope Rosberg is WDC this year... We havent had a new champion since 2010 yfw
>>66506188
they're the fastest laps of a whole weekend
>>66506122
>Holland
Kek
>>66506165
but have you taken the track temperatures into account?
>>66506098
Took the bait :^)
>>66506122
Something something God save the Queen m8. But really, I vastly preferred the current flag over the final choice we had.
Also, keeping the current means we can look at the issue again in like 25 years with some better designs, and less "muh Legacy" from the Prime Minister.
>>66506325
:^)
