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First for the best husbando :
>JAMES
First for Uruguay
>>66464867
Pls win Peru
peru alguna vez ha ganado una copa?
S-U-A-R-E-Z
TO SCORE
>>66464907
Mas veces que Colombia.
https://youtu.be/DSsKTCnrxhI
>>66464907
They have two, before you won yours due to Argentina not wanting to play in your country after being threatened with bomb attacks
>>66464907
Si, Chile era el unico que no habia ganado nada. Extraño la copa america y el
>0 (cero) copas
>>66464867
LET'S GO PERU
Go Peru, you can do it. Make Suarez get another ban :3
>>66464945
que mierda han ganado venezuela bolivia y paraguay?
>>66464939
So salty
>>66464939
> after being threatened with bomb attacks
do you really think that or is it bait? (not sure because Unitedstasian).
Is this a comfy thread?
>>66464945
ecuador tiene 0 copas. Venezuela igual, pero a ellos no les gusta el futbol
che negros, voy a hacer OC ya vuelvo.
>>66464971
Are you ten? Colombia was full on farc shit all over the news at the time and batistuta along with the rest didn't want to travel there
>>66464967
Not really, there was a lot of refball but better you than mexico who had a legit shot that year
Lube applied. We're ready.
>>66465030
Is Farfan playing?
>>66464974
Usually yes, just don't talk to the weebs.
>>66465028
but they weren't threatened, they just didn't came because pussies.
and there was no reason for them to refuse to come, because many other tournaments involving international teams were played here at the time, with no issues whatsoever.
>>66465038
He ain't
>>66465052
Accurate
>>66464867
Is it possible to use meme magic without knowing?
If so, I blame the federation.
Vengo a decirles que >vamos a tener algunas chances al comienzo, así que no se sorprendan si >metemos una, pero igual nos van a garchar violentamente.
ELECTRIC
Most popular TV Show in Cisplatine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHOWnLetNhM
>It's a female narrator
http://strawpoll.me/7223148
http://strawpoll.me/7223148
http://strawpoll.me/7223148
>>66465215
I can see Peru going to a WC
Hablen apuestas + 3 o + 4 goles.
Peru will score at least one goal?
>>66465215
peru maybe.
bolivia if they get their shit togheter.
venezuela no.
guerrero is shit
>>66465256
name a striker which plays in South America who is better
>>66465256
I bet he loves that German pussy.
does someone have a stream?
>>66465294
http://hdstream4u.com/uruguay-vs-peru-live
not english tho dont think there is a decent one
>>66465240
no
peru es muy mierdo
Quiero Uruguay porque Pervuvians son groseros y cortos y marrones.
>>66465333
corto means "stupid".
>>66465333
shut up ahmed
Hello group
>>66465333
worst attempt to pass like an expat I ever saw.. better luck next time, yerson..
>>66465294
>http://strawpoll.me/7223148
https://streamup.com/milotvhd1hh
shitty though
This is going to be a shit game.
1-0 Urgay barely wins.
don't let /lat/ find out about this thread
>>66465294
>://neofeed[.]tv/50368/1/Watch-Uruguay-vs-Peru/
>>66465313
>>66465376
thanks mates
peruvian gf will be happy
>>66465403
post pics
>>66465403
>peruvian gf
>>66465373
What's wrong with my Spanish?
Creo que es bien desu
Salu2 a to2
>>66465382
Ya tu sabes pa
>>66465403
> having to smell peruvian farts at night
No thank you. Also, normie get out.
>>66465423
I had a Peruvian gf once, she was pretty.
>>66465414
surely you can just look outside
>>66465423
its ok shes pleasant
>>66465447
she doesnt fart in front of me, but its ok im leaving now
/comfy/
Kek.
>What's wrong with my Spanish?
>>66465423
>está
>>66465333
>quiero (¿?) Uruguay porqué >los peruanos son groseros, cortos y >morenos
>>66465463
me too
she left me
i still love her
bbe paolo whats wrong
>>66465476
Do you think I could pass as a native with bad grammar?
>tfw you are peruvian at spicsville California
FUCKING SNORE
>>66465511
I don't think so.
>>66465511
>bad grammar
no such thing
maybe some verb conjugations but not like that
>>66465484
>tfw I also had a stunning Bolivian gf
She broke me, she really did.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>66465463
>>66465465
In order of qtness:
1. Uruguay
2. Chile
3. Argentina
4. Colombia
5. Brazil
6. Paraguay
7. Venezuela
8. Ecuador
9999999999999999. Peru
999999999999999999999999. Bolivia
I'm sorry but these are the facts.
FFS
QUIEN PICARDIA AQUI??
>tfw you trusted Gareca
>>66465570
delet
>>66465542
>>66465546
B-but Duolingo said I was fluent
>>66465570
Colombia will ALWAYS have the cutest girls. ALWAYS.
>>66465570
>7. Venezuela
>4. Colombia
>>66465511
I don't think so. Bad grammar usually resumes in common mistakes, and you are not conjugating well your verbs.
>>66465570
>Chile
lol
>>66465560
>stunning bolivian gf
>>66465596
TOCA DE ACA PIRATAA
>>66465597
stop being a faggot.
do you think I give a shit because my english is trash and I make mistakes?
what matters is to understand the language, not being fluid.
>>66465626
wena burras
>>66465606
Venezuelan women don't even wipe their ass.
>>66465614
I love Chileans.
Your girls are beautiful as well as your men.
You're a wonderful country.
Please stop putting your finger up guy's asses though.
>>66465607
Well verbs are hard.
You keep having to change the end of the word based on tense and subject.
It's annoying.
>>66465617
nice meme
>>66465597
Fluent enough to be understood? Yes.
To pass as a native with poor language skills? No.
>>66465595
>trusting la tía Chozo
>ever
>>66465683
yeah, they're only stunning only if you're bolivian yourself.
>>66465644
EL PERUANO: DUENDE DE COLOR MARRÒN DE CARA REDONDA.. OJOS DE VIZCACHA!! ( ARDILLA)) NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA`` NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN. CUERPO DE MANDRIL! CON ASPECTO DE ``MONO CHIMPANCÈ... Y EL PERUANO ES UN INDIO AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO.. BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES ..COMIDA`` CASA. Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE``..
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Picant match, lets open the wine
Protip- There's a Chilean living in the UK who always does this, except he's shit at being subtle so everyone can tell he's not a Brit
Pathetic tbqh
My half-Uruguayan gf won't watch the match with me
more like peruruguay
>>66465775
It's not difficult to notice that when you read shit like this
>Your girls are beautiful as well as your men.
>You're a wonderful country.
>>66465789
Flirt with her by waving your maple leaf.
>>66465669
Lol. No, really. Your tastes are absolute shit.
>>66465827
She's also Canadian, it would have no effect
>>66465604
Oh and this guy is Colombian, I remember him as well, along with the Arie in Canada
But the Argie in Canada doesn't pretend to be a native of those countries like the other two faggots
>hay homosexuales en este hilo que no se follarian una amerindia como wendy
>>66465570
I'd put Colombia on top, Argentina and Uruguay on second place (because we're the same shit) and Brazil 3rd
Everyone else is ugly as sin.
>>66465863
Me he cogido cosas más prietas, desu.
>>66465863
me comi cosas peores
cuando hay hambre cualquier bichito va a parar a la parrilla
>>66464867
Just came back home, how fucked are we?
>>66465949
pretty solid for Peru
>>66465848
Then appeal to her with something else that catches her interest, superior clone of mine. Maple syrup? Free healthcare? Moose? I don't know, hojita de maple.
>>66465949
could be 2 down but luck and solid goal keeping at keeping you in.
although you could have scored 1
>>66465333
kill you'reself
>DAT CAVANI CURSING AND PUNCHING THE FIELD
Oh god PLEASE someone have a webm of this
>Chilel
GUYS
chile is losing
Peru can still win
>>66466175
>Losing Venezuela
ayyyy
>>66466175
And I should care because...?
>inb4 calculadora
No.
>>66466284
>not calculadora
fag
>Peru hasn't scored yet
pls
>>66466317
>being this brainwashed by the heavy marketing
I bet you even buy this brand, fucker.
>Argentina winning
>Nobody cares
Poor bolitas.
>Refball against Bolivia
Argentina please.
>>66466175
I just went into the thread, why there are so many chileans in 4chin?
>>66466566
degenerates that's why
>>66466566
they are thirsty for cups
>>66466719
They want Peruvian pussy
>>66466566
>chileans
>in a thread about their country's match
If you mean on 4chan on general, who knows. /sp/ and flag boards allows you to spot them, the test doesn't.
Peru about to score
>le suarez is top 5 meme
>cant score or assist vs fucking Peru
>letting Pinilla score
>Memezuela
>>66466889
Dont fucking jinx it retard.
Cagamos, vamonos todos a la concha de la madre.
Kill me, bros.
I feel bad for Peru
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Ya comenzó la goleada
>Letting Cavani score on you
>Le poopy hut of Peru
baka senpaitachi
CAVANI
Fucking Peru letting me down again
>peru (gay)
>there's a random old truck on the pitch
third world countries baka
>Rooting for pedú..
Not even once.
>sanchez
Top class finish tBh
>>66467115
are you betting? or do you have peruvian relatives?
Is there more than 1 (one) Uruguayan ITT?
>>66467193
We are two (2)
>>66467193
>>66467223
Now three (3).
>>66467193
i'd say 3
>>66467167
I just fucking hate Uruguay.
>>66467193
its a very poor country
>>66467254
why exactly?
>>66467260
whatever you say Jamal
>>66467193
does second generation count?
> el rancho podrido y tercermundista de Perú
KEK
>>66467193
Now 4
>>66467260
>its a very poor country
have you ever even step foot in Uruguay?
>>66467193
french uruguayan but count me in
>>66467246
I just cane here, minute 50
>>66467193
Third here.
Fucking why did Tabarez sub Vecino? Cacha was shit the whole first half.
>>66467307
Saltamuros
>>66467327
>i just cane here
my sides
>>66467318
>implying he isn't right
>>66467260
Not just saying a really small country.
>>66467291
Depends, did you insult Chengue when he missed against Senegal in 2002?
>>66467348
OH NO A TYPO go fuck yourself nacional scum. Got fat fingers and posing from phone
>>66467360
Who /barrio borro/ here?
>>66467307
>rancho
But that's you, mexibro.
>un rancho tan grande que las vallas de madera no bastaban, USA tuvo que construirte un muro para que tus animales no se metan a su país
>>66467318
>vacationing in south america
not even once
>>66467307
>third world shithole talking about other third world shitholes
someone should nuke your shit country
>>66467426
Negro.
>>66467412
I thought you were joking, because I just cane here myself as well
>>66467426
rossana sos vos?
>>66467462
10/10
Vamo La Teja
>>66467360
>Implying he is
9.6 is not great but ok.
I read it was 15 in the US.
>>66467449
Cuando se va a morir el maestro?
Está cada vez peor.
>>66467442
good, we're full
>>66467599
he'll be fine
>>66467426
you can read and write tho
>>66467286
Cunty Suarez
>>66467372
i was only 10, but yes, yes I did. It was also the first time i ever saw my dad curse in my life.
>>66467307
No te niego lo de tercermundista, pero eres bien cara dura para decir que somos un rancho podrido. En tu país hay más narcotráfico, mayor indice de corrupción (2015) y mayor desigualdad que en Perú.
El sueño americano te espera mexicano.
>>66467442
>Wanting gringos
Not even once.
Literally nobody likes you Israel asides and that's because you're their farm.
>>66467307
CHI
>>66467462
Lo fusiló, conchasumadre.
¿Alguien más le va a Uruguay solo por Suárez?
just got here, why is Uruguay only winning 1-0?
is cavani's curse gone forever? has his ex wife released him from his torture?
>>66467725
EN EL MAPA NO SE VE
>>66467737
Perú was playing all right.
>>66467596
United States's a shithole full of niggers though. They have literal nigger neighborhoods
>>66467737
He players couldnt drink mate due to gauchos on strike
>>66467737
Because Gallese, the peruvian goalkeeper. And bad luck.
>>66467737
good goal keeping plus le big white post
>>66467655
Ok,you know the pain of my people.
You are a honorary uruguayan, may mate and tortafritas visit you at night.
>>66467737
Surprisingly we are playing fine.
>Cebolla
GOAT
>>66467723
Yo siempre hincho por uruguay, soy medio yorugua
>dat offside chileno
>>66467879
Y si sos mi hijo
>>66467861
Acceptable for 10 minutes a match. Garbage tier at any other time.
>>66467923
Implying we secretly dont want argentina to win when it isnt against us
Similar colors, were Argentina and Uruguay once united?
>>66467970
>Still salty because we have an actual stadium
Never change.
Acabo de llegar del trabajo. Que tal nos está destruyendo Urugu/a/y?
>>66468060
>Acabo de llegar del trabajo.
Where's all the Simpson's weed smoking pictures?
>>66468060
No mucho vieja
Estan jugando bien
>>66467994
That also applies to what I said
Peru's keeper has been solid, defense is shit
>>66468060
Perú has been pretty good except the first 10-15 minutes of the second half where Urgay raped but wasn't able to score because of bad luck.
>>66468060
Someone wasted an entire bottle of lube for nothing.
>>66468060
Han sabido aguantar. Será que lo de Cubillas no se repite más? Que gran jugador que era.
>>66468060
Hi there, Perubro.
>>66468060
it could be worse
Today isn't Lucho's day
>>66468037
>changing the argument
Stop embarrassing us pls
>>66468097
Gallese deserves better
>>66468085
those shitposters are argentinians or chileans
wrong thread my friend
>>66468060
Regular, para sorpresa de todos no estamos jugando mal.
Cavani pretending
>Rolan
Se va de putas despues bien feliz porque jugó
Someone in the states is watching USA 3 Guatemala 0?
>>66468113
No se repite mas no por suerte, sino porque al jugador peruano le hace falta disciplina.
>>66468037
3 años sin ganarnos pa
>>66468084
Tonto posteador de ranitas.
>>66468104
>>66468101
>>66468104
>>66468128
>>66468132
Thanks.
>>66468113
>>66468174
Pues, si que lo era. Pero espero que Perú siga jugando sin bajar los brazos. Me queria morir por la manera que jugamos contra Venezuela.
Igual ganarle a Uruguay era dificilisimo
>>66468188
No. I bet Uruguay -1.5 like a mook.
Gallese as been extremely solid.
>MEMEzuela
Peruano piece of shit stop hugging Suarez
che choris, tengo listo el OC
Almost....
CONTCHA TU MADRE
So close.
>>66468285
You wouldn't?
nooooooo
>peru(gay)
Wow how unlucky fuuuuuuuu
A lot of negro's in this team of indios
Que frío que tiene Rolan por favor
>>66468318
illegal detected
prepare for deportation
>>66468285
Maybe he wants to be bitten?
ITS OVER
>>66465380
Saludos.
Tendría que haber apostado.
Bien se acabo la fiesta del futbol
Bueno. Perú lo dió todo y perdió.
Las cosas bueas del partido? Se acabó la argolla (ojalá)
Al menos no nos reventaron el ano
Wtf happens to Venezuela? Last QF they didn't do it so bad.
>Tabarez will never get sacked
JUST
>>66468465
>>66468475
jugaron bien, nosotros no tanto
al menos no se fueron con el culo roto como Chile
>>66468465
>argolla
Ja. Si algo no se acaba es eso y el marketing de la selección.
Welp Imma watch some anime now.
No Paraguay vs Brazil thread?
>>66468475
>>66468465
Podría perfectamente haber sido un empate.
>>66468518
that last close up of him literally made him look like his bones were shattering
>>66468465
Dio no se acentúa, es monosílabo ortográfico. Peruano cagón.
>>66468569
He's dying.
Tabarez will die on the pitch.
>>66468602
>los monosílabos no se acentúan
>>66468548
Guerrero es un apático de mierda y sin los cuatro patásticos jugamos mejor.
Quiero creer.
>>66468568
>>66468536
Cool como siempre, Uruguay. Suerte.
>>66468602
No vas mucho a /a/, no? Como sea, gracias por darme la excusa de postear esto.
>>66468690
>quiero creer
Todos lo hacemos al final.
>>66468676
>>66468690
> south american "education"
Solo se acentúan para evitar ambigüedades, pero de lo contrario, la regla es que no se acentúen.
>>66468762
Why are you even posting in the thread? Isn't there some beaner thread you can fuck off too, spic
>mfw Galliani hires his crippled ass again to complete the meme Milan lineup
>>66468762
vete mejicano de mierda, andate a la concha de tu madre
>>66465380
I am proud of you son
>>66468549
What a cute cat you have there.
rateen my autismo.
>>66469159
holy shit bro
you need help
>>66469197
I'm a drawfag dumbass.
>>66469159
i mean your not wrong but. you also seriously need to get on some medication
>>66469159
>Argentina
>white
>>66469341
>le reddit meme
no fuck you.
>>66465028
There was no refball. Bati and that goat Argentina squad were the only ones to miss out.
/sp/ overblows Colombia's advantage in that tournament.
>>66468690
>>66468548
>>66468465
Guerrero es el goleador histórico de Perú man.
Es una nena engreida bipolar. Pero no ha metido goles por "argolla" tampoco.
Jefferson Farfan es similar. Un típico negro con plata que se cree la gran cagada.
PERO no la rompe por argolla. El partido Perú - Chile fue nuestro main carry y al día siguiente todos les chupaban la pinga.
Vargas si se puede ir a la concha de su madre.
>>66472694
t. Congolombian
Como quedaron?
>>66473104
Ganó Uruguay 1-0.
