>matches today
who cares lol
good morning
That gif is not satisfying.
Also: good morning.
U21 EM Qualification:
16:00
Armenia - Denmark
18:00
Russia - Germany
Austria - Faroe Islands
U19 EM Qualification:
14:30
Denmark - Montenegro
18:00
Austria - Czech Republic
U17 EM Qualification:
18:00
Holland - Germany
18:30
Austria - Iceland
Friendlies:
12:00
Germany U19 - South Korea U19
20:30
Switzerland - Bosnia and Herzegovina
Austria - Turkey
20:45
Germany - Italy
21:00
Scotland - Denmark
>>66450721
ugh
>>66450675
>>66450688
>>66450721
good morning
>Wie die „Bild“-Zeitung am Dienstag berichtet, beinhaltet die Kaufoption von Besiktas Istanbul für den aus Florenz geliehenen Nationalstürmer Mario Gómez nur eine Summe in Höhe von 1.000 Euro. Klub-Boss Ahmet Nur Cebi bestätigte dies gegenüber türkischen Medien.
>Der 30-Jährige war zu Saisonbeginn per Leihe vom Serie A-Klub an den Bosporus gewechselt, die Gebühr für den Deal lag dem Vernehmen nach bei 3,5 Millionen Euro. Der Vertrag des Angreifers bei den Italienern läuft noch bis 2017. Dass Besiktas seinen Top-Torjäger der aktuellen Spielzeit (19 Tore in 26 Ligaspielen) gerne über das Saisonende hinaus fest verpflichten würde, ist kein Geheimnis.
>Grund für den geringen Preis sei die Tatsache, dass Florenz den Stürmer unbedingt von der Gehaltsliste streichen will. Dem Vernehmen kam der Nationalspieler bei den Italienern zuletzt auf ein geschätztes Jahreseinkommen in Höhe von rund 5,2 Millionen Euro.
Hello. I am here now.
>>66450758
Hello.
That looks comfy. I wish we had already summer up here.
what do you think about the team, /cric/?
Summer is literally the worst season
>>66450782
I've heard of seven of those guys before
Besiktas will only have to pay €1.000 (one thousand) if they decide to buy Mario Gomez after this season.
>>66450782
I really don't get why Kruse isn't getting more playtime at Lelverkusen.
>>66450783
Shut your dirty whore mouth.
>>66450803
So early and already you bully me, mean Germany is at it again.
>>66450769
Yeah I'm looking to rent a place on this canal. The water should keep the area cool during summer.
>>66450782
>caltex socceroos
Good mourning :)
>>66450782
is Jedinak carrying an injury?
>>66450787
thats a big number
>>66450803
hes shit
>>66450864
yes
>australians are shitting up /bundes again
>>66450862
guten morgen
>>66450799
I never really read those :/
>>66450909
lazy slob
:(
Why do Americans want him fired? I don't understand it at all
It's 3AM and I'm going to sleep now.
I just wanted to say Hi before I leave.
>>66450933
BUILD
>>66450937
Go away, chicano.
>>66450929
Me neither. Sure he's no world-beater as a coach but considering the american player pool, he's doing an okay job.
>>66450933
good night
>>66450939
Go back to Univision
>>66450943
>chicano """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>66450941
Thanks
>>66450950
http://youtu.be/3s1TqVNOL0w
>>66450941
>he's doing an okay job.
lmao
>didn't even make the final of the gold cup on home soil
>won't even make it to the final round of world cup qualifying
>both of these things while being a top 2 nation in the confederation
Will Carlo buy Gomez?
>>66451065
my boyfriend's carlo's son and he said he's buying aubamayeng
3-0 at halftime
all 3 assists by Krusemissle
>>66451150
Showing his penis brought him some positive karma
>>66451197
he was just assaulted by a butthurt jordanian so it may not work out well
looks like he's ok dw
They should stick to basketball
>>66451372
i get it
y r u selling goetze to liverpool for 15m
>Laut Informationen der „Sport Bild“ wird Robert Lewandowski seinen bis 2019 datierten Vertrag an der Säbener Straße vorzeitig bis 2021 verlängern. Autor Raimund Hinko beruft sich dabei in seiner aktuellen Kolumne auf Hinweise „aus allerbester Quelle“.
>>66451612
literally everyone BTFO
even you
Roger Cicero ded
random af
>>66451708
Rip in peace.
>>66451708
Who?
>Wie die „Bild“-Zeitung in ihrer heutigen Ausgabe berichtet, wagt der spanische Rekordmeister Real Madrid einen neuen Vorstoß in Richtung Wunschspieler Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (26) von Borussia Dortmund. Dem Bericht zufolge bereiten die Madrilenen ein 70 Millionen-Angebot vor – und wollen obendrein noch Angreifer Álvaro Morata (23) zum Tausch anbieten.
>>66451905
>Morata
is he only on loan at juve?
>>66452056
20 million euro loan yes
Scrap men's international football and scrap women's domestic football. Have the women compete in the international tournaments.
>>66451905
That would be very hard to say no to.
Also, that documentary about Dortmund that was on ARD this weekend was actually pretty damn good.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/mar/29/football-quiz-around-the-world-in-80-questions
46/80
I'm a bit annoyed about a few of my answers. If I had taken just a second or two more, I'd probably have ended up with 50 correct.
Denmark U19 7-1 Montenegro U19
Morata is literally twice the player Aubameyang is.
>>66451759
the Leverkusen coach
>>66451905
ayyyyy
>yfw Aki doesn't accept that offer
>>66453195
would be so fucking dumb
they have the best tap in merchant in years
he's the reason they would be first and set a new points record if Bayern didn't exist
he's also the reason they'll win the EL
just look at the times he's on the bench
if they win then through some lucky header goal in the 80th minute against teams like Hannover
yeah, better accept the 70mil and spend 30% of it on Götze lol
>>66451708
I can totally see how the Echo is going to deal with it:
- he wins his nominations
- he wins a life-time achievement award
- Sarah Connor will sing one of his songs (+ dimmed light + orchestra)
- Xavier Naidoo will read a laudatory speech
Screencap this.
hir maal wieder ein kleiner tip an mein freunde wen ir das nechste maal bei aldi und so mit kate bezalt achteet imer darauf wo ir die nach der bezalung hintut sonst wuhndert ir euch auf eure weg danach ohb ihr die kate einsteken habt o man o man war ich eben durch den wind
>>66450750
Hello
>>66450758
Thanks for the picture
>>66450880
For you
#U21:Die Startelf für #RUSGER: Wellenreuther - Toljan, Süle, Klostermann, Gerhardt - Brandt, Christiansen, Dahoud, Sané - Meyer (C), Selke
>>66451905
>>66452112
No
>>66452752
Haha, powned
>>66453138
This
>Champions League in seven days time
My dick
>>66453580
>I watch campions league
execute all germans and mackayians
Viktor Fischer with a goal and an assist for Denmark U21 in the first half against Armenia.
>>66452745
45/80
>>66453138
this is a dortmund general. delete your post
Jan Bech Andersen will stand down as chairman of the board of Brondbyernes Idrætsforening at the AGM in two weeks.
>>66454093
>Brondbyernes Idrætsforening
gesundheit
Dancing to a Format B livemix while lifting weights and throwing darts
Gymnastikforening >>>> Idrætsforening
Viktor Fischer < Douglas Costa
>>66454193
I speak for all of /bundes/ when I say:no one here cares about your Dortfrottel playlist
:^) < :V
>>66454262
I do. But right now I've no time to check it out. Goodbye /bundes/
>>66454295
Bye
>u-21 game is on n-tv
what the fuck
>>66454414
guess they needed a break from all the hitler documentaries
Who died this time?
>>66453437
No problem.
>>66454698
Good morning
>>66454807
What can you even expect from a Germany - Italy friendly at this stage of the season.
Well all the italian teams are out of the Champions League so Italy will probably win.
Maybe some bench players will step up and equalize or make the margin -1
>Ter Stegen is starting instead of Trapp
>>66454841
Good
>>66454828
Yeah
>>66454841
how bad will he fuck up this time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDn6X3W7RSQ
>>66454861
I will barely be able to watch it with one eye or listen to it with one ear because I will be busy cooking
>>66454845
>implying löw will drop him after another blunder
>>66454890
>cooking at 9
>>66454882
He will be Germanys best player
#DieMannschaft für #GERITA: ter Stegen - Mustafi, Hector, Rudy, Hummels, Özil, Müller ©, Rüdiger, Kroos, Götze, Draxler ^^J. Grittner
>^^
shut the fuck up
>>66455105
Yeah I was about to edit it to just show the players, but I kept it original because of that
>>66455077
I wanted to watch some football
fuck you Löw
JUST LÖW MY SHIT UP, FAMILIA
Denmark: Schmeichel - Kjær, AC, Agger - Dalsgaard, Durmisi, Hojbjerg, Delaney, Eriksen - Yussuf, Nicolai J.
>unironically doubting Low
kekko fantastico miei amici
>>66454563
Roger Cicero
France lineup vs Russia : Lloris; Sagna, Varane, Sakho, Evra; Kanté, Lass, Pogba; Griezmann, Gignac, Martial
>>66455540
>benching Lössl
>>66455667
prety good actually, might watch that instead
>>66455077
will this Rudy meme ever end?
>>66455712
He will almost certainly play the second half. I would have liked him to play the entire game, but he's probably still only 3rd choice (behind Shitphan Andersen) when all our keepers are fit.
>>66455667
Thanks for the image
>it's a bein sport is showing a irrelevant match before a good one episode
I will be listening to Scotland - Denmark on the radio.
>no Braithwaite
>no Wass
>no L. Jacobsen
>no Albæk
that's why Denmark did not deserve a spot to the Euro
Din din ready, time for ARD
>haven't even started cooking for the days after yet
I'm just going to make burger meat
>>66456266
The only one of those who belong in the team is Wass. His absence from the national team is one of football's great mysteries.
Landsholds-Lars is a legend, but does he even play still?
>>66455540
Easy wi- oh wait, it's Denmark
>>66456013
She's ready for a fight isn't she?
wow it's dead silent
holy fuck
which stadium is that
>>66456108
Yes
>>66456390
played 25 ligue 1 games so far for Guimgamp, so yeah he's a starter. What about Braithwaite? You don't like him?
>>66456500
it's an NT game
>>66456531
Never watched him for Toulouse but he seems like a bit of a pace babby with shit finishing.
>Müller starting in both games
wtf, I hate Joachim Löw now!!
It's a "Löw pretends he wants to test an absolute retarded formation just to have an excuse for a defeat" episode
that was nice
>minute of silence
just play the game
Rude foul
>WDR is streaming the game with an arabic pundit
>Muller bullying Gotze
Please respond >>66456468
>>66456468
yes
>>66456965
why are you lying?
>>66457053
maybe
>>66457161
>implying
that rhymes. hihihihi
>>66457218
they're streaming some documentary
>>66457255
http://www1.wdr.de/nachrichten/wdrforyou/deutsch/sport-und-unterhaltung/laenderspiel-deutschland-italien-arabisch-104.html
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>>66457289
man this is fucking ridiculous
what the fuck is happening to this country
I will shitpost with this information
Fucking hell. Agger needs to retire.
>>66457373
"Leitkultur durch Fußball" is the new "Vorsprung durch Technik"
griezmann is literally playing fullback right now. too based
>>66457654
sounds interesting.
Alright
posted it in the match thread, that German thread on /int, made a thread on /int/, made a thread on /pol/
time to reap the (you)s
>tfw Rüdiger already plays for the NT
>>66457925
u r retarded
lamo
>>66457990
ur jelly of my yous
>>66458017
No, I feel no need to post such nonsense because it is contained within me. You my friend have a weak art of memes. For I am a master of my memes. One, with my zen.
>2016
>Not being in control of your memes
>Letting your memes overpower you
soul reaper
he sucks in the souls of others
so to reap means to suck something in, or to cash in on something.
or collecting.
reaping yous, collecting yous, got it
>>66457289
I never should've posted this
:(
>>66457925
Just saw the thread on /pol/.
/pol/tards really are some sad human beings.
why do matchthreads always turn into /pol/ shitfest
>Anja and Tanja started the Laola
HOLY FUCK
DO NOT SELL HIM KALLE
You will never get slapped by Thomas Müller
>>66458343
bintpol posters who are interested in football start visiting /sp/ respectively /bundes/ threads during matches.
PAGE 10
Disgraceful
>>66457526
>>66458617
müüüülleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
>all those french flags being waved
good
>>66458327
they're going absolutely wild
>>66458765
fucking mod bullies ;___;
>>66458877
Gotze did well. He got in the right position and made it so the defenders needed to do something. They didn't, so he scored.
>>66458343
just report and hide them.
not much else you can do.
>>66458343
They must think "Wow, football is on, now I can finally post on /sp/ about the shit I'm discussing day-in-day-out on /int/ & /pol/"
>>66459028
Yes
>>66459073
It takes so long to report multiple posts
fareweeeell