ethereal edition
Games tomorrow
>Nets vs Magic
>Bulls vs Pacers
>Hornets vs 76ers
>Thunder vs Pistons
>Rockets vs Cavaliers
>Wizards vs Warriors
>Snitchy-D
2-11
5 points
1 assist
2 rebounds
>Mudigoat
5-11
16 points
7 assists
6 rebounds
>>66448668
oh look it's OCD version 2.0 trying to bring the bantz. I want to see you and ocd saying this next season when the kobe farewell is over. enjoy your empty stats.
>B-Bully Ball isn't dead
>>66448650
mods pls delete this thread, this image is not close to being /nba/ related
it's related to a personal twitter feud
thank you
>>66448668
has /nba/ ever, ever, like even just once, been right at all? you'd think, with all the crazy predictions they put out, they'd have to get one eventually, right? guess not AHAHAHA
My mom got me an UTZ 12 pack chip snack pack for my birthday baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4tMbi0NTK4
>>66448682
LOL
>>66448692
/nba/ singlehandedly ruined the careers of john wall, lance stephenson and now anthony davis because of their over cheering for them.
should the c's re-sign him lads?
>>66444293
clearly written by a lesser sports city bahahaha
>>66448584
hideous underage filipino(?) kid who shitposts on /nba/ about curry and other tired shit. got btfo when /nba/ figured out who he was and things got too real for him. apparently much of /nba/ has a hard time with filtering tho.
>>66448449 (Dead)
is this a mcd's i can't even tell
>>66448711
>leaving out lebron james
>ironically
>>66448679
>Russlel
2-11, 1 assist, 5 points
>Randlel
1-5, 1 rebound, 2 points
>Clarklel
5-18, 2 assists, 12 points
meanwhile
>Based Booker
10-22, 5 assists, 30 points
remember when I said Booker alone is better than your entire """"Big 3""""?
are you ever right? ever?
>I have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan.
>>66448668
>/powell/
7-13
18 points
>le point guard stat
4 rebounds
Even in the darkest of times, there is a glimmer of hope
Is the media finally gonna jump off Chicago's jock after they miss the playoffs? They're always predicted to be better than they are.
PAUL PIERCE DEAD
PAUL PIERCE LITERALLY JUST BROKE HIS LEG
OH SHIT IT WAS NASTY
PIERCE IS KILL
>>66448679
Devin Booker literally had more points, rebounds, and assists than all 3 Lelkers combined. Tip top kek.
>>66448730
>little kid does that
>nothing happens, not even a slap on the wrist
>grown man does that
>police and 4 players rush him and beat the shit out of him
This misogyny has got to stop
>>66448757
Was it PG or Kevin Ware level of nasty?
>>66448679
>Kobe is the reason our rookie leader is a snitch
BYE BYE PIERCE
THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP IS NOW SECURED FOR THE RAPTORS HAHAHAHAHA WE DID IT BROS!
WE THE NORTH
>>66448775
Kobe is a snitch himself
>>66448770
Think of when Jae Crowder got dropped by JR Smith except falling from the air
>>66448730
d'awww
>>66448706
>D-league
what went wrong?
>“After carefully reviewing videotape and related evidence concerning this incident, we have reached the inescapable conclusion that Harrell committed a deliberate assault and battery against Referee Goldenberg. Anything less than a multiple game suspension would constitute a green light for violence against officials,” said Lee Seham, NBRA general counsel.
this is the type of shit that gives unions a bad name. refs have too much leeway to be assholes to players and coaches as it is.
paul pierce webm when?
Nothing about Paul Pierce on Reddit. Must be fake.
wtf am i banned?
>>66448770
looks like an ACL
>paul pierce
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66448805
you gotta be careful 'round these parts famo
>>66448801
https://twitter.com/AlexKennedyNBA/status/714656295622729728
you can make it from here
Man I fucking hate the Clips.
>>66448804
>PP is wheeled out
>Nothing happened
>PP walks out
He'll be alright.
>>66448706
why the fuck is Harrell in the D-League? that nigga is exactly what the Cockshits need right now
>dying against your former team
BRING OUT THE WHEEL CHAIR!
Psst...that's payback for leaving us
RIP
>>66448804
its on leddit now :)
>>66448853
S O U R G R A P E S
>>66448730
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Melo so much, I owned all his highlight tapes and merchandise
>I pray to Melo every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Melo is love", I say, "Melo is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Melo
>I called him a Nets fan
>He slaps me and sends me to the MSG
>I am crying now, because I have to watch the Knicks
>I go into my seat and it is very empty
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Melo
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my court"
>He grabs me with his powerful athlete hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>My dad walks in
>Melo looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now"
>Melo leaves through the tunnel
Melo is love, Melo is life.
THE CLIPPERS ARE LITERALLY DYING
>>66448866
WHY BOSTON PLAY SO DIRTY???
>>66448853
smug gowiz is giggling like a school girl right now.
>>66448828
make a webm from a shitty phone recording of an old tube television being broadcast in the hills of Pakistan
>>66448824
what is that
>>66448875
sup nigel
is the season over yet
>Boston ending Pierce's career
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>66448906
you cant have speed and quality at the same time dumbass
>>66448866
YOU BE IN YO FEELINGS I BE IN MY BAG YOU BISHES
>>66448866
>Celtics players on the bench laughing
Disrespectful faggots
>>66448926
sure you can. there was a canadian bro pumpin them out awhile back within a minute and great quality.
i do appreciate the effort though
>right ankle sprain
>right knee contusion
is he going to retire after this season?
>Rodney Hood had 30 in the 1st half. Lakers starters had 32 for the game.
>Paul Pierce has a right ankle sprain and right knee contusion and will not return
https://twitter.com/RealBobManning/status/714656952622653440
>>66448944
can't tell whether olynyk might've been laughing or cringing at what he saw. he had a better view than the sideline tv camera
>>66448969
Kyrie Irving.
>>66448986
i think he was cringing 2bh
>RBL nowhere to be found
pottery
What's with the damn injuns?
EVERYONE DYING
He was obv cringing on the sideline. You get a great view of shit like that and players know when it's bad.
KOBE JUST TORE HIS ACL WALKING TO THE TEAM BUS
>>66448986
>mfw Celtics do that to Lebron
/nba/ would cry
>Kings sitting out their entire team for this game
Hopefully you guys can get a coach that doesn't publicly hate your entire team for next season.
>>66449044
portland bro bringing the bantz! lol
>Paul Pierce starts heating up
>Viciously attack him
>>66449044
Karl will help us to the 8th seed once we finally dump cousins
j-just you watch
>>66449044
Kings rested their star players because Rondo wanted to help the Mavs miss the playoffs.
>>66449043
>mfw Celtics do that to Lebron
but pierce did it on his own, not sure what you're watching familia. that said if it was lebron people would probably cry foul anyway.
>>66449043
cry with laughter?
Is the steal and breakaway dunk Westbrook's signature? He gets one almost every game.
>>66449091
no, chucking away the game late in the 4th quarter is.
>>66449091
Is the gamble on D and scream like an ape Westbrook's signature? He gets one almost every game.
FUCK THIS. OUR BEST FUCKING PLAYER AND LEADER OF THE TEAM IS NOW INJURED.
CONGRATS WARRIORS. ENJOY YOUR FUCKING TAINTED CHAMPIONSHIP. I'M SO DONE WITH THE CLIPPERS I SWEAR IF WE DONT TRADE AUTISM RIVERS I'M BURNING MY MATT BARNES JERSEY
>Curry literally in every other commercial
>His fucking wife is in the commercials now
>/nba/ members start to hate on westbrook
>he becomes a triple double machine
hahahahhaha is /nba/ ever right holy fucking shit
>>66449113
>Kyrie gets cucked
>Ayesha Curry is trending
>>66449123
Westbrook is /nba/s favorite player you newfag. Stay memeing though.
Superb injury as you can tell he is a Clippers player
>>66448920
almost
>>66449134
Too soon
o
o
s
o
o
n
>>66448920
>>66449137
ahahahhahahahahah
>>66449133
>Westbrook is /nba/s favorite player you newfag.
That's not Jahlil Okafor
>Hating Basedbrook
>>66449133
>Saving the shitty quality version
>>66449153
damn that's one rare pepe
George Karl is a bottom 3 coach in the nba.
>Waste loads of elite talent surrounded by great supporting cast twice with Seattle and Denver
>coach for decades yet still never once learned to coach about defense, despite constantly getting shat out of the playoffs by a team that does
>Deliberately trying to alienate your team and sabotage your franchise
Why haven't the Kings just fired this loser already. I'm not even a fan but goddamn, kick that cancer out
>>66449170
Thank you my friend
>>66449178
he's the second best coach >we've had in a while, and the only one who he's alienating is Boogie, who never gets along with anyone
>>66449178
They want to fire him but apparently the owners don't want to pay his buyout.
Kings never fail to amaze.
>>66449206
>says Cauley-Stein is only good because of lobs
>says Seth Curry will only be in the NBA a couple years and implies it won't be with the Kings
And this is just in the past week.
>>66449231
Well he's right about Seth
>>66449206
>He's been playing well because we've been making good passes, it's easy to score on lay-ups and dunks
George Karl in reference to Willie Cauly-Stien getting back to back 20 point games. I also recall Karl trying to phase him out of the lineup by limiting his minutes.
>He'll be in the league for a couple of years
George Karl talking about Seth Curry. Clearly a jab at your own player.
I don't even follow them but he should gtfo already
>mfw /nba/ said the Celtics are good
literally another team added to the /nba/ fail list
>mfw paul pierce
>le speedy drive to the basket manlet
>>66448920
I hope so
>mfw russell westbrook
would you cop, /nba/?
>>66449178
this is idiotic, that team has been a dumpster fire for several years, adding gay and rondo to a team led by a randy moss type headcase doesn't change that overnight. depth is still shit. DMC doesn't really like to run up and down every play, they don't have the personnel to surround rondo, and when he hits the bench they have to run another offense. It'll take multiple offseasons for them to become a solid contender if they ever can.
lob to rivers? lol why!
>Lobbing to a covered Austin
Has he gone crazy?
http://www.nola.com/pelicans/index.ssf/2016/03/a_kid_runs_onto_the_court_duri.html#incart_river_home
>kid ran on court at Pelicans-Knicks game
anyone got webm?
>mfw Clippers lose this game
>>66449332
its in the last general towards the end of it.
>>66449332
who the fuck are you and why you begging?
>Manlet trying to throw a lob over DeAndre Jordan
>>66449335
Not happening. Not without Crowder.
KAT is having the best rookie season since...Duncan...Shaw?
>>66448690
>>66448667
SHOOK
>>66449361
thanks
I TOLD YOU THE REVENGE WOULD COME YOU MANLET
I am the chosen one
>>66449346
your dad nigga, nice to meet you
>>66449299
>Wanting to keep a coach who is a perennial failure and purposely tries to alienate and sabotage your team
Aside from his antics in Sacramento, George Karl has managed to waste the prime careers of Carmelo, Allen Iverson, Gary Payton, Ray Allen, Shawn Kemp, Glenn Robinson, and shitloads of other solid players.
>>66449386
>trip
>dad jokes
in to the filter it goes
BACK
TO
BACK
>>66449404
>when someone posts your oc
>>66449404
Please take this picture
That white line at the bottom bothers me
>>66449371
>>66449404
me struck a nerve m80?
>>66449416
heh sup ocd
>>66449378
t. Another Alberto Barbosa
>>66449432
forgot your trip newfag
Thoughts?
>>66449390
>listing Carmelo with those players
fallen for the volume shooter on a barren team meme, I see. he has never been and will never be an elite player. Overhyped from his time at Syracuse.
Blatt had a higher win pct this year than Lue
never forget
bwahahahaha holyshit crips and pirus from cali are actually about to get at lil b over westbrook
>Jeff Green drive for highlight dunk
>when up 22
Good fucking riddance.
turned the game off. those announcers are the worst ever.
>>66449483
based sterling would have never let that happen, he hated niggas
>>66449387
Shaw>>KAT>>Tim
>>66449447
>volume shooter on a barren team
>barren team
>denver
At one point Denver had Billups, Iverson, Jr Smith, Nene, Kenyon Martin, Linaz before he got fucked up, Chris Anderson and a bunch of other roleplayers/benchwarmers.
Carmelo wasn't even that bad of a shooter and his average during Denver's best season with him was 45% and 35%
>>66449387
do you understand shaw is a god? pls never disrespect him again
>lelkers outscored by 1.6 points per minute when kobrick is on the floor
>-44
>Austin Rivers leading scorer on Clippers
>Suddenly MICKEY!
>feat. Tyler Zeller
Oh, fuck right off.
>>66449500
Don't fret. You'll learn to hate him soon enough.
>>66449519
>At one point Denver had Billups, Iverson, Jr Smith, Nene, Kenyon Martin, Linaz before he got fucked up, Chris Anderson and a bunch of other roleplayers/benchwarmers.
they got to the wcf that year too and could have won if jr wasnt such a jr
>>66449528
Is that his dick imprint?
>stop posting on /nba/ 3 years ago due to muh fedoras posting
>check the latest /nba/ memes
>muh fedora posting
welp back to /mu/, you people are fucking retarded
>>66449562
No, that's just a pencil in his pocket.
>>66449579
shipped without even trying
>>66449580
i guess your culture's "humor" doesn't translate to English?
>>66449577
>>66449562
you mirin?
That was the best thing I've seen Marcus Smart do in a long time
>>66448706
>RGV vipers
>beaner city
>tickets are cheap as fuck
>still no one there
fucking hell
>>66449597
>doesn't know "is that a pencil in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"
>"y-your culture"
Gtfo underage.
>>66449611
7kt ill need they original
How do you guys feel about this?
>>66449616
Oh look.. he's back!
>>66449621
>that flag
What NBA players do you absolutely hate /nba/?
>Marcus Smart
>Julius Randle
>Jahlil Okafor
fuck all of them.
>>66449621
my statement stands but i must filter you
best i can do
>>66449638
I hate bully, i hate his face, his stupid eyebrows and 7kt's stupid bullyball webms
>>66449579
and what do you deem "fedora posting", anon?
>>66449597
how dense can you be
Women are gross
>billy crystal at the game
i thought he just died of a heart attack. did we just see his ghost?
>>66449630
ty for the welcome back ;^)
>Aldridge drops 30
So Portland was wrong about him being shit, right? Kek
>>66449648
that spurs pasta thing are you up to date?
>>66449579
>I have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan.
>>66449662
i dont think anyone in portland has ever said this. Lamarcus is like the 3rd best trailblazer of all time
>pencil humor
>on /nba/
>>66449661
was funny as hell desu you should go see it
>https://twitter.com/MikeSGallagher/status/714617936388993025
cmon lance, stop being bad and be good..
>>66449643
what eyebrows?
>>66449579
were we doing /nba/ 3yrs ago? i remember constant knicks trips making multiple threads 3yrs ago
>>66449691
Hairy..heh that's what I said when your sister took off her panties
>>66449691
no it's ok as long as your mom does
>>66449677
he also wasn't traded
>>66449691
ur moms harry
>>66449669
hadn't noticed, some of it's filtered. idgaf honestly.
>>66449689
manlet's in /jah/ mode.
>>66449719
>filtered
thats like closing your eyes during a sex scene in a movie. what are you? gay?
>>66449709
Damn!
>>66449709
Top fucking lel i see a screenshot coming soon
Can they just give him 6MOY right now?
nigga why are fat bitches getting so attractive?
>>66449709
you didn't have to slap him in the neck cuh
>>66449709
DAMMMMMNNNN Curry, back at it again with the top bantz
heheh
>>66449722
>>66449737
>>66449747
>>66449764
I see harry is using his samefag skills tonight
>>66449752
Dunn but I'm hopping on that bandwagon, my man.
>>66449752
the proper term is "thicc"
does Harry watch anime? just curious.
>>66449709
i am so scared of becoming the victim of a meme on /nba/ i barely post because of you guys
>>66449709
shipped
>>66449788
7KT does it again
>>66449788
oh shit.........
*golf clap* have to give it to harry for that burn.
/nba/ lame af tonight tbqh be back in the morning maybe someone will have posted some actual good memes or oc by then
>>66449831
Same.. except I'll be fucking your mom
>>66449835
OH MY GAWD
>>66448730
>daddy will you please come home? I miss you
how does everyone know when harry says something if harry isnt a tripfag
>>66449835
IT
JUST
KEEPS
FUCKING
HAPPENING
THIS THREAD LIT
>>66449855
They don't I've been called Harry around 10 times
>>66449835
REKT
>>66449709
>>66449846
>he doesnt change his settings to hover preview
who /mentalgymastics/ here?
>>66449855
there is an infograph i made but i deleted it by accident ..just post here more, you'll get a feeling when it's him but a quick intro guide
>anything with a curry image
>anything with "ahahah" or "/nba/ bandwagoned lebron up 2-1 and proceeded to get BTFO"
>gets mad at lakers content
>posts from 15 different devices his rich dad who doesnt love him gave him
>>66449835
like whoa
>>66449881
ahahaha literally no one cares about no eyebrow ball, but keep wasting time making OC no one cares about
>>66449788
HE DOES IT AGAIN!!!!
>checked
>>66449835
>>66449855
see
>>66449865
>>66449911
and >>66449903
is a post of harry snitching on everyone by reporting people
>>66449920
I guess it isn't that hard to pretend to be harry then...
>>66449935
autists think harry is the only person who goes ahahahaha
>>66449935
god i freaking hate those fucking faded screen caps
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66449947
the hahahahahaposter isn't Harry. It was never Harry. Harry is just some faggot who got caught in the misfire.
The curryposter is still here shitting up threads
Go wiz btfo'd
>>66449955
bro shut up and delete that post
I am the one you all refer to as "curryposter."
Ask me anything.
I'm calling the police..../nba/ is done for its gonna be a wasteland
>>66449955
>The curryposter is still here shitting up threads
does /nba/ feel like making a wager with the devi- err i mean harry?
if curry wins the finals we as a board recognize curry to be the goat, BUT if curry loses, curry spammer never posts here again, i mean he would still post but he cant post curry pics...i mean the spurs are looking good and lebron can go god-mode at any moment, don't forget play-off upsets...
so..what say you /nba/? id do it but idk if immature pig-faced animorph would hold his end of the deal if he were to lose.
>>66449971
Yes call the police and report the abuse i'm doing to your moms vag
>>66449980
>2 rings
>GOAT
Hahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhaha
Kobe fans ladies and gentlemen!
>Sniffing sweat
>White women
is /nba/ more a ken guy or a ryu guy?
>>66450008
>saved
i kinda need it for science porpoises
>>66450008
that's a fat Mexican with dyed blonde hair
>>66450008
is that his sweaty sock?
what the fuck...
You know i've been sitting back and looking at some of the dumb things you guys have done and they have been pretty dumb.
Remember that fucking regular season lakers/raptors game you guys hyped for weeks? what was the point?
>>66450033
looks like arm sleeve desu could be wrong though senpai-chan.
>>66450033
arm sleeve
>>66449980
you have a deal
KYLE LOWRY HAS A FUCKED UP ELBOW
CRAPTORS ARE DONE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>66450038
>not understanding /nba/ history
i bet you think the civil war was dumb too or WW2
>>66450038
>what was the point?
This
>>66450051
can you canadians stop sucking lakers dick? i know since there are a lot of lakers fans on here it makes you feel more accepted but you look fucking pathetic.
>I have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan
What did he mean by this?
who's ready for the play-offs?
you think the warriors will beat the bulls record?
>>66450072
lrn2lore
if you knew the truth you'd shut your piehole.
they were here b4 you and sure and the fuck will be here after you newfag
>>66450038
that shit got so stupid and the game ended up being a snore fest.
literal webms were made
>>66450092
ahahaha kys
>>66450091
kek nice OC. yeah i dont see them losing 3 more games when the rest of their schedule is so easy. they might drop one to the Spurs in San Antonio but aside from that they pretty much have it in the bag
>>66450113
how can you say that when they've lost to the lakers and bucks
we fast forwarding to summer here??? WE BRINGING BACK THE SHIP?
Also
will the warriors go undefeated in the play-offs?
>Lowry sat out of the Raptors’ loss against the Boston Celtics on March 23 due to a sore right elbow, which has seemingly lingered. The 30-year-old is 11-of-46 over his past three games with the elbow problem.
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
WHY THE FUCK DID I EVEN EXPECT THIS TEAM TO WIN A PLAYOFF GAME?
WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT CARROLL'S INJURY????????? NOW LOWRY IS DEAD
>>66450122
because every team occasionally drops games to bad teams. they lost to the Bucks on a back to back after a triple OT with Boston, and Curry missed wide open shot after wide open shot for them to lose to the Lakers. obviously its completely possible for them to drop a game to the Mavs or Wiz, but I wouldn't bet on it. they can still lose 2 more games and beat the record
I had nothing to do with the broships but I was the reason for harry shitposting. I just used to shitspam curry in the summer and then he realized how much hate i was getting for it and started adding the 2-4 and shit to the posts.
#lorefacts
>>66450136
this is too fucking funny lmao
Wtf I just seen that the Kings rested Boogie, Rondo and Gay???
What are they resting for? The off-season? What the fuck is this bullshit
>>66450172
for their possible 30 win season of course
>>66450159
Glad you like it anon, here have another..
the warriors are on a historic run!! i hope they dont beat the bulls record! jordan is a goat!! as a warriors fan i respect jordan's greatness but at the same time i love me some curry splash! i don't know what to do! oh poo in the loo!
>DeMarre Carroll may be forced to retire due to surgery complications, Doug Smith of the Toronto Star reports
>>66450188
YES
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUCK YOU RAPTORS
>>66450172
Blazers are competing with the Mavericks for the 8th seed, Rondo stated earlier it's his goal and the rest of his teams goal to make the Mavericks miss the playoffs.
Looks like everyone except 7kt replying to himself has went to bed, time for me to go to sleep too.
>>66449387
Not saying he'll be anywhere near as good as the other two since they're GOATs but, to be fair, Timmy played four years in college and Shaq played three. KAT only went to college for a year so his body and his skill set aren't as far along. That just makes it even more impressive desu.
fucking shit, i was looking forward to raptors shitposting.....but we end up with the raptors we all know and love...TIME TO HIT THE TANK TORONTO...
also
im loving all this dank OC, keep it flowing guys! make /nba/ great again!!! *sips lakers brand hot cocoa*
>>66450188
What the flying fuck
>>66450188
>Go to Toronto
>Have your career ended
kek we don't even need Based Pierce to put the Craptors in their place this season, they're doing it to themselves.
>>66450188
Nvm, your shit is FAKE and GAY.
Nice try faggot
>>66450201
What's with the Kings butthurt at the Mavs?
>>66450268
>gets shook
>nice try faggot
Keep trying /nba/. We don't even need carroll to escape the first round when we have the steal of the 2015 draft
>>66450280
Searched it on google and nothing appeared and the post had no source.
>The Sixers offered Ish Smith, Nik Stauskas and a protected first-round pick in exchange for Dennis Schroder at the NBA trade deadline, sources told the Philadelphia Inquirer & Daily News. The report cites sources stating Philadelphia has interest in drafting Providence's Kris Dunn, which shouldn't really come as a surprise with the club looking for a long-term answer at point guard. Although there are concerns about his efficiency from the field, Smith should have no problem fielding several free agent offers this summer.
hey 7kt u lurking?
>>66450395
sup senpai
When
Will
They
Learn?
>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
>>66450408
how u been fampai. also post a dank 7KT approved OC so I know its u
>>66449788
Cuckland BTFO once again
Will Tristan ever recover?
>>66448866
the Truth hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEkp7b_-6GU
who can stop this man?
>>66450452
kek
>>66450460
fuck off lakerfag
>>66450461
>tfw Westgod will never save us from the memes
>>66450475
which one? there are a lot of us.
>>66450465
>lebron wants to play with this
>>66450460
Bully ball is kill
>>66450526
>Garrnet bitched out
7kt status
bullied [x]
not bullied [ ]
bully anon here, serious question....
why do you hate on Julius Randle? are you that scared of the potential this young Lakers core has? are you scared that we will dominate with bully ball like the warriors dominated with the meme? we are saving the NBA, and if we get based Simmons or based Ingram,it's over you know that right? people will film documentaries trying to solve this Lakers team.
russell "cold blooded" russell
jordan "master race" clarkson
Julius "bully ball" randle
Ben "next lebron" simmons or Brandon "3d" Ingram
Hassan "get that shit outta here" whiteside
LeEvil
Who /BulliusBandle/ here?
only lorefags would remember that
You are me and you want to be me
Come back to the darkside. The Light cannot be saved
End this charade, these people don't want you
>>66450556
>>66450561
keep posting these corny ass pics
>>66450556
>>66450561
>tfw LeGod will never achieve his final form again
hoping we'll see god mode in the finals this season desu
>>66450526
kg not kd
>>66450528
canada you still here? i got oc for you for the clopper fans
>>66450536
>250x250
>1:15
>2.99MB size limit
jesus just cut it into parts or upload the original thing on pomf.cat
>>66450575
guess what?
Remember this power? It Intrigues you, you want this again.
The dark is still here for you
>>66450556
>>66450561
>>66450571
>>66450574
>>66450585
seriously. Black Mask LeBron was beyond godlike. He was literally the juggernaut and superman put together.
nba had to put a ban on his mask and make it see-thru to contain his powers.
>>66450580
ill do what i want
>>66450526
>Randle trying to act tough
>KG doesn't even acknowledge him
>>66450395
7kt is gone bruh he doesn't post here no more
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66376611/#66380603
End these games and embrace what you are
>>66450610
>embrace 2-4
>advanced stats
Why are you so bent on saving what is not worthy. Remember what they done, they do not deserve anything.
Comeback to dark
>>66450590
>>66450590
i tried. gotta get the dank OC flowing in here
This is what they think of you
Stop with the games
>>66450623
hhahahaha that's better than anything 7kt ever did
When will you see that the dark is home again
>>66450592
the reason for them telling him to stop with the black mask was hilarious. He was embracing this badguy role too much and they needed him to change for the sake of the league.
Wait Kyrie got cucked irl? Lmqo
>>66450649
who /shenanigans/ here?
>>66449709
damn man
You guys have actually made a meme out of some child
You guys could get in trouble
>>66450662
hes 18 we're all good
>>66450671
>7kt
>knows all the stalker laws
ask chvruches
We will bounce back
>>66450685
what part of Bosstown you from again?
>>66450691
The jew part
The bulls are going to miss the playoffs and Rose will die
>>66450692
>>66450692
whats a stereotypical jew name? like mordakai? idk if thats how you spell it, i think i seen it in a ball league one time
>Steph losing his shot
>Kawhi needs surgery
>Anyone not named Kevin and Russell
>Shit tier bench
>Marc Gasol dead
>Lillard plays no defense
>White """"superstar""""
>Ball hog turnover machine coach killer
>Parsons dead
>Cucked players
>Best player dying
>Players getting left behind
>TYBD
>No superstar
>Asian player
>George Hill and Monta Ellis in the clutch
>Star player has braces
>Shook ones
>Shit team
>>66450711
Once Duncan, Dirk, LeBron and Wade tap out I think i'm done
>>66450706
that picture damn.......i feel bad for him...put him on team /jah/
>>66450630
>trying to bait a guy who doesn't even post here anymore
what will you do now with all your free time, paranoid guy, what will you do?
>>66450711
good. more people should have braces. temporary suffering for permanent greatness.
>>66450733
what ever happened to the dentistry department anon, my motherfucking teeth hurt
>>66450708
David, abraham
>>66450734
ask James Harden and Anthony Davis
>>66450711
who has braces?
>>66450780
Drummond. He is going to be handsome. Mark these words.
who TF up???
>>66450841
right here
>>66450841
Playin Street Fighter V
>>66450938
Are you niggas trying to fuck this nigga or something?
>>66450946
>implying harry puts out
who is this harry? what does any of this have to do with basketball?
You guys are seriously up in here at 2am talking about some kid having an instagram
>Pistons playing the thunder
Fuck family. Also got the Mavs and Heat coming up. Bulls and Wizards better keep losing, I'll be pissed if the Pistons miss the playoffs.
>>66451000
wanna talk about basketball?
want to talk about how the Lakers are going to the play-offs?
if Houston beats Cleveland tomorrow I'm done watching them
Jesus Christ she almost killed herself
>>66451021
lelbron is resting though so of course they're gonna lose
>>66451024
>Cuz
Because*
>>66451024
the lore has just been getting out of control. apparently mia khalifa wanted to fuck kyrie but he told her to fall back because he was with this bitch and the khalifa girl said she was going to cheat on him.
lebron was like nigga idgaf about this shit, jr is lowkey clowning, its just a mess
what's going to happen with the clippers? i mean really, they had a super team for who knows how long now, and still not championship...Is it time to blow up lob city? CP3 is 30 years old, kobe is what 36? lol cp3
s window has closed, time to ring chase..
why do you think lebron said he wanted to play with cp3 and melo? both of them are going to ring chase hard soon...
LEBRON, CP3 AND MELO TO NY? i mean isnt melo stuck in ny forever? lebron signed a one year right? how long until cp3's contract is up?
>>66451095
chris paul is still worthy, melo on the other hand is about as valuable as this bag of chips im eating
>>66451095
lebron, melo, and cp3 are going to miami
What's next for the Dallas Dirks?
>>66451095
i googled
cp3 is a UFA in 2018
melo is a UFA in 2019
lebron is a UGA in 2017
SOON
lebron to nyc next year, then cp3 right after...fugg
>>66451118
dirk retires, and time to rebuild with powell and other youngsters.
>>66451024
>Heaven
>Suicide
Pick one
>>66450429
Lost without Crowder. No story there.
>>66450938
Are you gonna post it or what nigga I got the homies on standby
1 round predictions:
cLeaveland beats Pistons, Toronto fails with Pacers, Atlanta takes down Hornkeks, Miami gets btfo by Celtics.
GSW dismantles Rockeks, Spurs destroys Jazz, OKC barely gets by Rip City. And Clisps loses to Grizz.
Native of Cleveland, Ohio here and boy, do I sure want to watch my wife get fucked by another man
>wake up
>spurs are still locked into the 2 seed while GS is busting their ass for a try hard meme record
hahahahahaha
who /comfy/ here?
who /ullis/ here?
>>66451024
>waahh someone pls believe me
Not so fast hoe
>>66451427
Not even self hating Canadian clippers fag but the ded grizz wouldn't beat the clips with blake in the first round. Just try to hide your bias after the celts got btfo by them
Makes ppl question your cred even more than just looking at yo flag
>>66451509
Maybe the Clisps doesnt fail in the first round but they will fail as always.
And credential negro? really negro? Is you real?
Like my flag has anything to do with anything yo
is he really going to 3 point chuck his way to another championship
>Durant is younger than Curry
>>66449752
who /thiccnesssickness/ here?
>>66451495
>thinking Spurs will get Ullis
With Parker and Mills he won't see any important playing time
Disgusting
>>66451897
is this the bitch that kyrie is fucking? she is fucking atrocious
why is he with her? he is a stud. full beard, good smile, rich, sociable, famous. he could have any bitch he wants. kinda sad tbqh
>>66451917
>why is he with her?
Are you seriously expecting basketball players act like rational beings when it comes to women?
>>66451897
she's cute, in a wish she didn't ruin her body and have mental issues way
>>66451930
cmon man, the bitch has to be at least attractive. maybe she can suck a good dick, i dont know
>>66451946
And the male was supposed to look good and be kind.
Both failed miserably on this task.
>>66451952
kyrie is attractive tbqh
>>66451888
>thinking spurs wont get ullis, davis, millsap, the next tony parker, the next ginobili, lebron, and a fuck ton of 3&D players
lebron/parker/ullis/next parker
green/next ginobili/ginobili
kawhi/diaw/3&D
davis/aldridge/millsap
duncan/boban
>>66452012
this 3bh
>>66451897
>expecting a woman with neck tattoos and a septum piercing to be loyal
>ISHYGDDT
RARE RANDLE PIC
>>66451957
Fag
>cuckland
>>66452072
Why is Jay-Z sitting next to LeBron's fuckbuddy?
>tfw arms are too short to reach for the ball
>>66452076
>it's bad to recognise a guy's attractiveness
you are deep inside the closet lad
ive failed over and over in my life
>>66452775
No one succeeds without first failing anon. Even Porzingis had to get schooled a few times before becoming the NBA's premier defender.
>>66452775
The victory will be that much sweeter, but you're gonna have to go get it.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW REAL THIS BRODIE IS
LET ME TELL YOU HOW DOMINANT THIS BRODIE IS
LET ME TELL YOU AS HE HAD ANOTHER TRIPLE DOUBLE NIGHT
LET ME TELL YOU AS HE MAKES MICHAEL JORDAN, FAT LEVER, AND EVERY PLAYER IN THE LAST 25 YEARS HIS BITCH
LET THIS BRODIE DO WORK AND MAGIC WILL BE CRYING AT NIGHT KNOWING ANOTHER ONE OF HIS RECORDS IS ABOUT TO BE BROKEN
LET HIM GO AND OSCAR ROBERTSON WILL BE SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS AS HE PREPARES HIS GRAVE.
IT'S OVER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
LET'S GO HOME
THIS BRODIE AIN'T AFRAID
HE HAS NO FEAR
HE DOESN'T NEED TO SHOOT MEME SHOTS LIKE SHIT SLURRY CURRY
HE DA REAL MVP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raK1Siid0Dg
>rapping on the NBA on NBC theme song
>cuckhoop
>>66453071
>le chuck the 4th quarter away man
>le not even the best in his team man
>le gamble on defense man
>>66453548
this is actually pretty good desu
>This guy isn't winning the MVP award
If this were any other year, it would be unanimous.
But because of some meme shooter, the most athletic player in the league with the most triple doubles in one month since Jordan, tied with Fat Lever for 16 in a season, and most period in 25 years; is only second place.
If that ain't some shit.
>>66453632
It is. Severely underrated with great lines.
>>66453548
>chamillionaire
LOL next
Joe Budden over the same beat is way better
>>66453611
Right now he is the best. Not as a scorer, but all around.
Averaging more assists, rebounds, and steals than KD since All-Star week.
He impacts the whole team more than KD, and not just because he's a PG and not a SF.
>>66452775
Aren't you only 26
>>66453727
It has to do with their skillsets too.
Russ handles: KD provides spacing
KD handles: bad spacing because no one else can shoot
so it's not surprising that they do well when he takes over (as long as he doesn't chuck too much)
I still don't think they're going anywhere in the playoffs because they have no good wing players
>>66453856
Anywhere? They're almost guaranteed to move past the first round, then with the Spurs it's probably going to be a 6 or 7 game series.
Anything else is ungrounded meme magic.
I agree they need at least a better shooting guard, but for a small market team that's only happening with drafts and trades. Only busted free agents are available right now.
>>66453611
This desu
>A couple of impressive streaks remained alive in the Thunder's 119-100 victory at Toronto. Russell Westbrook contributed 26 points, 12 assists and 11 rebounds to the victory, achieving his 16th triple-double this season. Oklahoma City has won all 16 of those games, extending Westbrook's NBA single-season record for consecutive triple-doubles resulting in wins. As for streaks of that type without a "single-season" restriction, Westbrook's 16-game winning streak is now the longest since Jason Kidd's teams (the Mavericks and the Suns) won 16 straight games in which he earned a triple-double from 1996 to 1999. Westbrook's triple-double on Monday was his seventh this month, the highest one-month total since Michael Jordan had seven in April 1989.
>The victory was the eighth in a row for the Thunder, and the team has scored at least 110 points in each of those games. Not even the Warriors or the Spurs have had such a long winning streak of that type this season. Indeed, over the last 25 seasons, the only other NBA team that produced a single-season winning streak of at least eight games while scoring a buck ten in each was Shaquille O'Neal's Magic, which won nine straight games of that type back in the 1994-95 season.
http://espn.go.com/espn/elias?date=20160329
>there are people who would take WB over Durant
it's like you dont want to win
>>66453967
You really think they can beat the Spurs? I don't see them taking more than 2 games. All the Spurs have to do is prevent KD from scoring too much (with Kawhi). As good as Westbrook is, he's too inefficient to carry a team Lebron-style and unlike Lebron's teams, the Thunder have no shooters that can make you pay - besides Durant.
I expect you'll see their shooters ignored to a comical degree, even letting them shoot occasional open shots just to prevent KD and Westbrook from going off.
>>66453683
>MVP
>plays with KD
Thunder wouldn't even be a playoff team without him.
>>66454022
b-but dunks!
>>66454040
Without a doubt they are capable of beating the spurs, it's been done before and they can do it now. But that's something that can't be assuredly be predicted because it only come down to what they collectively feel and play like the day of the games. So they may or may not win the series.
They definitely have shooters, they're just not reliable consistently in the regular season like KD, which is true for the majority of 3 shooters in the leauge. Even Curry has been shooting bad recently and relying on Klay, as he's hot right now.
>>66454065
That's an empty criticism because if you take any star player from a team of course they won't play as well.
It's dumb to say MJ wouldn't be great without Pippen.
It's dumb to say the Celtics wouldn't have been great without Bill Russel.
It's completely hypothetical and doesn't really take away from that person's achievements and ability.
alright lads can i get an update on the status of john wall?
>>66454145
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>>66453683
Le chuck shots and have high energy man
>>66454118
If they're not reliable in the regular season what makes you think they'll be reliable in the playoffs? It's usually the other way around. Need I remind you that this team relied on Derek Fisher a short while back and he's was still a better shooter than Roberson or Waiters or whoever.
god this heat off season is so interesting.
>give whiteside max?
>possibility to sign durant
>>66454237
I think you should keep Whiteside. Even if he's overrated it's better having him than having no one when Wade retires.
>>66454118
>But that's something that can't be assuredly be predicted because it only come down to what they collectively feel and play like the day of the games.
ie not a chance in fucking hell
>>66454250
I think winslow and richardson are more reliable for the future.
>RealGM @RealGM 7m7 minutes ago
Cavs Confident LeBron James Won't Leave Again:
>>66454237
LeBron is coming home lad
>>66454180
What is hard for you to understand this? The Regular season is almost an entire year. The playoffs aren't.
People usually bring their A game to the playoffs and how well a person shoots also depends on how they feel that game. It's not just about muscle memory. It's about confidence, follow through, and calming yourself, especially slowing your breathing.
Or as it's often referred to as how "hot" someone is in a game. Or how big the basket looks to them.
Green isn't infallible in his ability to shoot 3s, and the Spurs don't excel in 3 point shooting more than the Thunder.
>>66454277
How are you so sure about that? Because you have no clue at all.
ie, you're posturing.
>>66454301
Regular season is half a year
>>66454332
Okay.
>>66454316
>if the thunder play good they'll win
great analysis. last time thunder won anything meaningful against the spurs was in 2012. Spurs with LMA >>>>> spurs with splitter
>>66454350
If they play to the best of their ability, they can win.
Great strawman.
You're resorting to trolling tactics now, so I see your argument has no substance.
>>66454395
and if the spurs play to the best of their ability they're the better team and will win.
I don't know where you got the straw man bit, probably from the same place that makes you use "ie" incorrectly
>>66450727
>doesn't post here anymore
>>66454419
I already called you out yet you still try the same shit?
This is embarrassing.
Reply to me without a strawman or any other troll tier logical fallacy and I'll take you seriously.
Nice elementary tier insult.
desu you can't leave Morrow, Payne and even, Singler sometimes, open or they'll make you pay
Fuck 7kt
Fuck spc
>>66454522
Fuck rbl
>>66454461
point out the straw man instead of talking around it. I bet you can't.
>i-if they try hard they'll win!
great analysis champ
>>66453683
>if the player in 1st place for MVP voting wasn't there the player in 2nd would lead the votes
No shit
lmao why are spurdoras allowed to use social media
>Kyrie's girlfriend cheats on him
>Tries to kill herself
JUST
>>66454537
Now this is a strawman.
Completely misquote what was said/written and form it in a way that is obviously wrong and can quickly be defeated.
>>66454301
>People usually bring their A game to the playoffs
Oh so the Thunder will bring their A game but the Spurs won't. I see.
>>66454566
see
>>66451024
this why you're a faggot, now fuck off and leave fb like boi
>>66454543
>jv played 27 minutes
>biyombo played 18
JUST
>>66454566
What an attention whore.
Whose first response after trying to kill themselves is to post it on Instagram with a paragraph of vapid nonsense?
>>66454591
you're trying to dissect a delusional homer's borderline schizophrenic ramblings
>>66454611
Just look at one photo of her. Tattoos, piercings, etc. People will say >>>/pol/ but that red flag shit is real.
>>66451427
Reminder that the Pistons currently have a winning record against the Cavs during the regular season. They COULD eliminate them in the first round. /sp/ would go ape shit.
>>66454611
Trying to get pity after eating too much flintstone vitaminsvitamins. It worked perfectly and now she's the victim.
>>66454591
I never said they wouldn't. If the Thunder play their best they would have beat the Warriors, if not for a last second breakdown of KD, and they can beat the Spurs.
That's it.
You're a dumbass that implies things that were never said because you can't read.
>>66454647
>vitaminsvitamins
Wtf phone?
>>66454650
If I could jump 20 feet I could be the GOAT. If if if
this is why people make fun of oklahoma
>>66454650
>writes incomprehensible methed out screed
>y-you can't read!
>>66454714
>>66454743
Zero argument
All fallacies.
You guys are sad.
>>66454788
>a subhuman okie is the authority on logically sound arguments now
point out the fallacies instead of crying about them. bet you can't
>>66454788
Your argument is "O-OKC will eat their playoff spinach and get powers"-tier
>>66454788
So you gonna go back to being a spurs fan when Durant and Westbrook leave that shithole and the blunder become a lottery team?
>>66454834
I already did but you're too busy throwing ad hominem.
You're trying to demean me because of some perceive geographic location I reside in, and paper arguments that are 100% strawman.
You can't read a paragraph right in front of your screen, you can't look at the reply chain, you can't use google or read a dictionary, you can't do anything of substance or make it.
>>66454891
which has never happened, making his "logically superior" argument all the more fucking retarded
>>66454650
>If the Thunder play their best they would have beat the Warriors
>if
>WOULD
>>66454939
you never pointed it out in a reply to me. the dumb okie (you are) stuff only started in the last post
you grew up in corpus and live in oklahoma, you've said so yourself so nothing perceptive there
I know what logical fallacies you're talking about so I don't need to google them
You still haven't pointed anything out. it's funny that you think you're a lot smarter than you really are
i guess you'll just suck dicks until the Thunder win anything
that's a lot of dicks
>>66454968
You didn't watch the game? This is an actual point that you are ignoring in favor of shitposting.
>>66454986
There are multiple people from Oklahoma here.
You're paranoid.
You refuse yo google something because you're confident in your ignorance.
I have pointed it out and you refuse to read this thread.
>>66455044
>if
>would
playing hypotheticals is low level shit posting
>>66455044
>if
>WOULD
>Drake drops a new track
>>66455075
>>66455087
>didn't watch the game
>expects anyone to take them seriously
Keep posting.
>>66455065
>points nothing out
>y-you're ignorant!!
>if they try really hard they'll win!
it's not a strawman if the original argument is shit
>>66455124
Yet you're still here trying your hardest with horrible avail.
>>66455103
>it's even worse than usual
Will Lebron ever reach full villain mode playing for Cleveland?
>>66455103
You just know kd is bumping that shit rn wishing that he played in Toronto
Problem okie?
>>66455109
>if
>WOULD
Can you fags stop arguing
>>66455150
>with horrible avail
is English your first language?
>>66455159
is that how you cook a chicken?
>>66455181
See? This is all you can come up with.
You're pathetic.
>if
>WOULD
>>66455207
You seem shook
>>66454968
>tfw getting a gentle nut tap in the paint
>>66449111
>>66449105
>>66449099
kill yourselves