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Our Lord and Saviour edition
erm, mods? subedition
Old thread: >>66406218
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why did i not win concepcion to score 1st?
I tipped waterhouse in the thread before last coz im an idiot
i put £4.00 on at 6.00, being offered £5.54 to cash out.
>become an idiot
>profit ???
>janny genuinely being triggered by the Christian theme on Easter sunday
what a sad fedora tipping tosser
Is the dash team dece?
Actually WISH I could choke out the janitor that dares delete /bet/.
>>66429966
Nope, Carly and Brian not even on the bench pmsl
>>66429956
Think you'll find he chose to delete the thread due to the overwhelming offtopic discussion
What did the mods do lads? Been watching t' Queen and that.
am I experiencing a bug or is this a new thread
Would love to test that mod's chin
>>66430030
? same thread
Need I ask again, what is the NBA bet?
wtb then liddos
mackers so sad
>>66430138
probably didn't know about game, saw 5 mins of rball and tipped
got on Oregon State after all the posts >pmsl-ing at their line up
>Oregon St: 0 DAs
>Houston Dash: 21 DAs
How the fuck is that even possible, it's not even 10 minutes yet
Are they just hoofing the ball upfield?
>>66430159
pmsl dash?
>>66430082
> apehoop
>>66429923
why is jesus a white supermodel instead of a 5 foot tall ugly brown man?
mara offering my limited account with no rebacks unlimited rebacks. zzzz cunts are gonna void
>>66430180
Final warning.
>>66430180
P S E U D O
>>66430180
SO SO SHREWD
>>66430197
You don't know who I am pal
>>66430179
>muh standard sport
pmsl do you deny free money when handed to you on a silver platter?
11111111
>>66430199
He's had more winners than you've had perms lad
UCD flashbacks here lids
Reminder thst I'm still selling accounts
>>66430205
Your surname begins with P. I will ban you if you post anything from the group again.
>>66430227
lmfao
>>66430227
S H A K I N G
>>66430227
went to bed now UAC
>>66423637
>>66430227
h-how do you know that?
Pmsl I've actually been kicked, not even bothered I hadn't paid for two months anyway you mong. Shit group anyway.
>>66430278
>>66430286
>pretending to be me
Does the infamous Mackers watch this thread? pmsl I respect your grind la charging these dullards insane sums for lotto picks with shit reasoning
>>66429937
nvm, my bet came in, it just took way longer than expected to update
>>66430320
pls have sex
Columbia -9.5
>>66430315
He and Lux used to steal tips from here all the time back in 2014.
>>66430400
>here
*Joe
Smacked Rory to win hole 16
Mackers fucking awful
>>66430428
pmsl Joe was Euan tier, he just looked super shrewd cause at the time everyone else was a tadpole mug
>>66430493
It's fixed don't worry
>>66430493
Stranger things have happened in Jamaica ;)
FUCK MACKERS AND FUCK EUAN
>>66430549
Pmsl
>>66430583
Tears
>>66430583
I said Dash were the bet lad. Before Mackers rball tipped it.
>>66430549
Reminder that he spoonfed Lux on UCD, got no credit for it and couldn't get on himself.
>>66430645
Absolute KEK
>>66430645
>>66430661
C U C K
>>66430638
Yes but I lay off your bets. When did you start getting shrewd lad
>>66430638
You didn't really though, you said you hadn't looked into it and they were probably the bet. Such a pseudo.
>>66430774
This desu
Where's your self esteem at Euan lad
>>66430755
Decent banter for a quid.
>>66430774
They were the bet though, werent they?
>>66430774
This, really do worry about his mental state, constantly lies to himself. Can't be healthy.
Why are the Raptors above evens?
>>66430191
That picture's legit. It's from Jesus's instagram #nofilter #sunrise #thinkgenofcrucifix
>>66430774
pmsl
He also said the team looked shite and he wasn't on anything.
Typical euan trying to cover all bases.
Obsession with Euan is unhealthier than the PGA obsession.
>>66430880
D E V I L I S H
>>66430880
Should have put it in the science section to trigger the nerds.
Tears if you're not out on the piss
>>66430191
There were whites in the middle east.
>>66430880
What section was it previously in?
Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Mackers doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this general and make /bet/ more like the rest of the PGA.
>>66430999
[citation needed]
>>66430999
L-Lubio is that you?
>>66430999
how and why pal
>>66430999
Recognize this quote but cant remember where it's from.
>>66431087
Sounds a bit Will Wildesque
wtfb
>>66431141
More Goff than Wilde imo
>>66431151
Kings/Pacers double @2.05
5 mins ago :^)
>>66431087
Republican debate lad
reminder that Dash -1.75 was a large :^)
The queen is starting so all in on Seattle.
>>66431731
post her minge
WE LIKE TO BET WITH EUAN
COS EUAN IS OUR MATE
AND WHEN WE BET WITH EUAN
HE GIVES A TIP IN 8...
SEVEN
>>66431731
Reminder she LITERALLY attacked her sister and 6ft 2 nephew HS football captain nephew and slammed his head on the concrete floor of his garage. Horrible creature
>>66431766
tfw she will never do the same to you
SIX for whats the icelotto bet?
FIVE
4
MODS
>>66431766
>a 6'2 male 'athlete' gets his ass kicked by a 5'9 woman
i see nothing wrong with this
three
>>66430384
Won.
>>66431793
bad feel
Warriors @1.006
Amazing value lads, bankrolling.
Need Curry 30points like air.
>Andrew Bogut has been in the association for 11 years
On Thorns +0.5
>>66432543
No TT?
>>66432543
Gonna back one of your tips for the first time
Need to make back that quid or I can't read the Sun in the cleaning cupboard at work tomorrow
tfw no high test gk gf
>>66432659
Shite bookies and odds now.
>>66432670
>those thighs
HNGGGGGGGGGG
need dagny special
The Warriors vs 76ers matchup happening now set a record for biggest difference in win percentage in NBA history.
>>66432670
>She will never me out with those thighs
Cruel world
>Who is your favorite Warriors player of all time?
>Steph Curry
>tfw no Ros gf
>>66432847
Look like your wife?
>>66432847
>She will never post you up
>>66432889
No, l'm dating an lrish/French woman with double d's
Dont think this Thorns GK has ever played with her defence, and doubting she has ever played a real game of football before desu.
>>66432982
>muh heritage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy46iOwWQiE
Thread song
>>66432982
Is she, dare I say it, fit?
>>66433022
Dire banter, go to bed
>>66433038
She's definitely not a belly gf
>>66433022
A-at least she's white
>>66431087
>>66433041
What part?
No.
>>66433134
Is she, on the pill?
>>66433202
Probably, but l'd like to think l'm a true gambler ;)
>>66431874
Nigger, he'd get crucified if he defended himself. That Solo cunt actually tried to claim self-defense. Fuck her and fuck you.
>>66433236
>probably
I don't like those odds lad.
>>66433282
Don't worry, already have an abortion account set up
>>66433299
Huge on over 2.5 in the next 24 months
>>66433299
thanks, i was getting worried.
Pmsl bookies have found out about my o2.5 a league method and are giving shit odds on tomoz
Need to find something new
>>66433316
Do twins count as 2?
>>66433361
No problem :3
>>66433411
do you want a daughter
>>66433464
No l don't want kids
Blimey, oldheads talking about having kids on here
Thought we were a bunch of young lads enjoying life all punting in the Mexican second division to make beer money
how is inplay2g such a JUDGE
He's a self admitted rball warrior ffs, but I always go large on his tips and he just manages to come through almost every time
Hahaha look its the fat slag of a liability of a keeper who's fault it is. Imagine that. Imagine Thorns losing after all of the chances they ahve had. IMAGINE me losing EVERY SINGLE bet I have placed today.
>>66433649
muggy little cunt
>>66433649
>this sort of mental breakdown
enjoying it
>>66433649
WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD BLOWS
>>66433649
Look, she did it again. IMAGINE being a professional GK and getting caught in no-man's land from a shit corner.
>>66433649
>>66433672
do you want kids
>>66433672
Eh it wasn't too bad a bet
I mean there was a bit of value
IMAGINE, IMAGINE.
>>66433701
I want to win a bet.
Down irreparable sums.
I'm out for a bit.
>>66433706
Was a great bet desu. Would have had them on a -0.25 most of the game.
Hahahaha
>>66433726
What you giggling about?
>>66433701
I'll be phoning social services the second euan gets anywhere near a child.
Guess we've seen Euan's true colours today
A filthy little worm that can't contain his anger when losing, plus he's sexist and racist.
Imagine being reckoned as the greatest 3 point shooter ever and then fucking off the moment I place a bet.
Fucking apeball.
>>66434028
>meme curry
>>66433899
Always had Euan down as an limp wristed lefty myself,
UP SO MUCH
Thank you to the guy who posted earlier about the lines being too high in the Warriors game. Got on the overs and 76ers handis double, was sweating the entire game.
>>66433899
i'm curious as to who Euan is, please tell me I don't come here often.
Smacking Mexico-2 and Guatemala+2
>>66434118
>>66433649
He's our admin
>>66434128
>Guatemala
>>66434118
T4tw.
>>66434105
>>66434101
Close to tears. Have never lost so much in a single day in all my years betting.
>Pot a ball, put it back on the table
Not sure this semen slurping sport is for me
Geelong looks like a good bet, Hawks have bulk injuries and the cats have Dangerfield
what's the one thing that goes down quicker than Euan's tipster tube ROI?
His mum!
Pmsl!
>>66435441
Hedge with the in play promo they have going on.
>>66435640
Already got coin on overs for that, will wait for inplay to chuck some on cats
>>66435661
What overs did you get on pre game?
>>66436337
Behinds lel, still gonna win a fiver out of it
Hawx + Timberwolves in the NBA
easy way to double your bankroll
just woke up after sleeping off a 3 day shagathon
did i miss any good bets, lids?
Do any of you guys play poker? Either IRL or online
>>66437790
we used to do a poker game with /bet/ every now and then, don't think there is the community left for it though. think we got around 15 people usually. you could try and make a room, see how many join
>>66437813
Im only reasonably new to poker, Im going to have a break from sports betting.
Whats poker site would you recommend?
>>66437847
pokerstars
Five days.
>>66438195
So hyped
>>66438195
>got in too late and only went large on -1.5 @2.1
if it loses but sw wins I'll be very upset
>>66438258
I'd say 3-1 is the most likely result so you should be okay, but the SW @ 1.72 was such a steal.
>>66438329
going to back sw @1.44 anyway lmao
tried to arb the sri lanka test but odds fell as i was depositing, tried to withdraw last night but paypal won't sort it in time
tears
managed to jump on at 3.6 though so can cash out for only £3.50 loss
>>66438195
>>66438246
>>66438258
>>66438329
>>66438339
What did everyone put on?
I'm afraid April 2nd will be a sad day for many of you. I hope not though.
>>66438360
why do you think it will be sad
>>66438373
It's virginclick, everything can happen
>>66438407
mate could use that logic on any bet
BT wants 883 GBP on Inter Turku U20 -1
>>66438353
Just some change
>>66438412
Yeah ofc but just imagine the thread overflowing with tears because vitality gets outpicked in the first match and fucks up a teamfight in the second. I'm just saying I have a feeling it's gonna be fucked.
>>66438435
imagine barcelona get beat by walsall
it's a best of 5 so a lot of the randomness is removed and the superior team is extremely likely to be the winner
>>66438429
No I don't.
>>66438450
>impersonating me
You're right, I'm waiting for -0.75
>>66438429
but why
>>66438435
in fact let me give a better example.
chelsea vs barcelona in 2012, barcelona definitely had the better squad, they had the better manager, and chelsea even spent 60 minutes at the nou camp down to 10 men, but chelsea went through. upsets happen in every sport, and it's in no way a 100% guarantee for vitality to win, but off the top of my head i cant think of one best of 5 league of legends series where the superior team didn't win in the end. vitality are good enough that i think a 3-0 is very much on the cards, but as you mentioned maybe they fuck up a pick/ban, maybe they lose a late game team fight, meaning fnatic take a game. sure, totally plausible, which is why i said 3-1 is the most likely result. for fnatic to do that 3 times against a superior team? very, very doubtful.
>>66438360
It will be interesting to say the last, I haven't bet on it, scrim results have been interesting to say the least and this match will be the first pro match on patch 6.6 which will change a hell of a lot in drafts.
I think Vitality win but I'm skipping it.
>>66438509
ignore the first bit, getting autistic without sleep.
wtfb
>>66438514
>>66438509
what
>>66438509
as a firm vitality backer ausclick is clueless
the patch they are playing on is 6.5 not the new 6.6 so the draft will be as normal and there should be little room for surprise picks.
he also doesn't know scrim results as they're kept secret
>>66435637
pmsl
>West Ham vs West Ham All Stars
Mite b cool
>>66438832
>over 11.5 goals
>>66438669
https://twitter.com/RiotQuickshot/status/713737015947169792
Not disagreeing with the vitality bet just think the 6.6 changes are potential big, especially top lane wise.
>Norwegian wymyns league
>pregame X2 double chance odds higher than 2
What the fug?
>fnatic
On a scale of 1 to 10 just how much would these retards get their cunt kicked in if you knew them personally
>>66438909
What game?
edit: downvotes? seriously?
>>66438915
that's an old picture senpai, only the second from right is still on the team
>>66438935
>>66438887
Weird decision but okay, still would put money on Cabo adapting better than Gamsu to any changes.
Bit about scrim results is still true though.
>>66438915
put on a k and break their hands
Bookies clueless. Thinking about if I should share this surreal value or if I should aftertime it like Euan
Need a goal in the koln - rot wiess game
>>66438915
this is fnatic now, except they got rid of the nigga on the left for a aryan swe
>>66438915
Based xPeke
>>66438928
Vålerenga - Stabæk (0-3 atm). Stabæk SW 1.8, X2 double 2.1 a couple of hours ago. Wish I'd gone all in. Oh well, hindsight.
>>66438964
>koln scored, priced at 6.00 b4 that
>>66438961
Was willing to share for 3 (You)s but ok
>>66439118
If it was overs in the testimonial match that was obvious as fuck
>>66439118
turkey?
Blackpool @3.5 surreal. Doncaster are T E Z.
>Rochdale @ 15.00
Yes please
Won last 5/6
Walker about to be Junhui in the Snooker
He is up 4-1 (best of 9) @ 1.22 still
GET ON IT
>>66439153
>Rochdale
>10 man rochdale
No thanks mate
https://twitter.com/btsport/status/714448101751132160
Tears if you aren't on overs.
>>66439177
You forgot to mention they're down to 10 men because their top scorer was sent off
>>66439183
I am and literally just because I saw he ran the length of the pitch and scored.
>tfw as pseudo shrewd as Euan
Exciting times for me desu
>>66439183
>betting on a testimonial
Those bets are getting voided mate.
>>66439130
>>66439144
Nope. It's a special one with insane SW and handicap value. Will share once I'm done topping up, don't won't anyone ruining the lines
3pm kickoffs here we go
>>66439298
no more bets
>>66439237
When was the last time you had sex?
>>66439235
No they aren't? The bookies knew exactly that it was.
>>66439315
3 maybe 4 years ago
>>66439153
TEARS 4 U MATE
PMSL
>Monster Munch Pickled Onion now massive favourite in the World Cup of Crisps
Tears if you missed your chance to get a greasy fiver on this
>>66439328
Yes they are.
A GK ran the length of the pitch, players protected him and interfered with opponents to let a GK score
Do you honestly think they are paying out on a testimonial
PMSL
>>66439315
This morning.
Quiet sex as we stayed in GFs parents house over Easter.
>>66439370
If you don't think they will then you're clueless or a troll.
They cover these sorts of games fairly frequently and always pay out despite numerous shenanigans going on. They know what they're getting themselves into.
first goal in-play doubles
get on them
>>66439370
Yes. Why would they price it up and call it "West Ham v West Ham All-Stars" and NOT know it was a testimonial. They have paid out on them many times before.
Please seethe elsewhere.
>>66439343
>he didnt know i had wigan SW and wigan -1AH
Odds were too good for DC & ROCH win, i laid some money off
>>66439147
Can't stop topping up
>>66439503
Prove it.
Screenshot
northampton next goal plox
>plymouth to win 1st half was 2.20
Arsenal slags red card, City win currently @1.53.
>>66439580
>>66439673
pmsl
>>66439673
MUMS
>>66439664
Thanks.
top kek what a goal by deano
>>66439664
Got on @1.61
>>66439673
AHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
Look at those pitiful amounts
>>66439664
city 1st goal is 1.50
want to get on but my money is tied up
>>66439673
Just sent Mackers £25 for PGA. Fuck this.
>down 45$ this month
Where are the bets to make up for this?
>>66439810
$5 on Blackpool. Thanks me after.
TTT leaks anyone?
>>66438841
hup on unders. silly line.
Over 9.5 corners in the Croatia-Estonia U21 game is THE bet today
