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Our Lord and Saviour edition
erm, mods? subedition
Old thread: >>66406218
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why did i not win concepcion to score 1st?
I tipped waterhouse in the thread before last coz im an idiot
i put £4.00 on at 6.00, being offered £5.54 to cash out.
>become an idiot
>profit ???
>janny genuinely being triggered by the Christian theme on Easter sunday
what a sad fedora tipping tosser
Is the dash team dece?
Actually WISH I could choke out the janitor that dares delete /bet/.
>>66429966
Nope, Carly and Brian not even on the bench pmsl
>>66429956
Think you'll find he chose to delete the thread due to the overwhelming offtopic discussion
What did the mods do lads? Been watching t' Queen and that.
am I experiencing a bug or is this a new thread
Would love to test that mod's chin
>>66430030
? same thread
Need I ask again, what is the NBA bet?
wtb then liddos
mackers so sad
>>66430138
probably didn't know about game, saw 5 mins of rball and tipped
got on Oregon State after all the posts >pmsl-ing at their line up
>Oregon St: 0 DAs
>Houston Dash: 21 DAs
How the fuck is that even possible, it's not even 10 minutes yet
Are they just hoofing the ball upfield?
>>66430159
pmsl dash?
>>66430082
> apehoop
>>66429923
why is jesus a white supermodel instead of a 5 foot tall ugly brown man?
mara offering my limited account with no rebacks unlimited rebacks. zzzz cunts are gonna void
>>66430180
Final warning.
>>66430180
P S E U D O
>>66430180
SO SO SHREWD
>>66430197
You don't know who I am pal
>>66430179
>muh standard sport
pmsl do you deny free money when handed to you on a silver platter?
11111111
>>66430199
He's had more winners than you've had perms lad
UCD flashbacks here lids
Reminder thst I'm still selling accounts
>>66430205
Your surname begins with P. I will ban you if you post anything from the group again.
>>66430227
lmfao
>>66430227
S H A K I N G
went to bed now UAC
>>66423637
>>66430227
h-how do you know that?
Pmsl I've actually been kicked, not even bothered I hadn't paid for two months anyway you mong. Shit group anyway.
>>66430278
>>66430286
>pretending to be me
Does the infamous Mackers watch this thread? pmsl I respect your grind la charging these dullards insane sums for lotto picks with shit reasoning
>>66429937
nvm, my bet came in, it just took way longer than expected to update
>>66430320
pls have sex
Columbia -9.5
>>66430315
He and Lux used to steal tips from here all the time back in 2014.
>>66430400
>here
*Joe
Smacked Rory to win hole 16
Mackers fucking awful
>>66430428
pmsl Joe was Euan tier, he just looked super shrewd cause at the time everyone else was a tadpole mug
>>66430493
It's fixed don't worry
>>66430493
Stranger things have happened in Jamaica ;)
FUCK MACKERS AND FUCK EUAN
>>66430549
Pmsl
>>66430583
Tears
>>66430583
I said Dash were the bet lad. Before Mackers rball tipped it.
>>66430549
Reminder that he spoonfed Lux on UCD, got no credit for it and couldn't get on himself.
>>66430645
Absolute KEK
>>66430645
>>66430661
C U C K
>>66430638
Yes but I lay off your bets. When did you start getting shrewd lad
>>66430638
You didn't really though, you said you hadn't looked into it and they were probably the bet. Such a pseudo.
>>66430774
This desu
Where's your self esteem at Euan lad
>>66430755
Decent banter for a quid.
>>66430774
They were the bet though, werent they?
>>66430774
This, really do worry about his mental state, constantly lies to himself. Can't be healthy.
Why are the Raptors above evens?
>>66430191
That picture's legit. It's from Jesus's instagram #nofilter #sunrise #thinkgenofcrucifix
>>66430774
pmsl
He also said the team looked shite and he wasn't on anything.
Typical euan trying to cover all bases.
Obsession with Euan is unhealthier than the PGA obsession.
>>66430880
D E V I L I S H
>>66430880
Should have put it in the science section to trigger the nerds.
Tears if you're not out on the piss
>>66430191
There were whites in the middle east.
>>66430880
What section was it previously in?
Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Mackers doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this general and make /bet/ more like the rest of the PGA.
>>66430999
[citation needed]
>>66430999
L-Lubio is that you?
>>66430999
how and why pal
>>66430999
Recognize this quote but cant remember where it's from.
>>66431087
Sounds a bit Will Wildesque
wtfb
>>66431141
More Goff than Wilde imo
>>66431151
Kings/Pacers double @2.05
5 mins ago :^)
>>66431087
Republican debate lad
reminder that Dash -1.75 was a large :^)
The queen is starting so all in on Seattle.
>>66431731
post her minge
WE LIKE TO BET WITH EUAN
COS EUAN IS OUR MATE
AND WHEN WE BET WITH EUAN
HE GIVES A TIP IN 8...
SEVEN
>>66431731
Reminder she LITERALLY attacked her sister and 6ft 2 nephew HS football captain nephew and slammed his head on the concrete floor of his garage. Horrible creature
>>66431766
tfw she will never do the same to you
SIX for whats the icelotto bet?
FIVE
4
MODS
>>66431766
>a 6'2 male 'athlete' gets his ass kicked by a 5'9 woman
i see nothing wrong with this
three
>>66430384
Won.
>>66431793
bad feel
Warriors @1.006
Amazing value lads, bankrolling.
Need Curry 30points like air.
>Andrew Bogut has been in the association for 11 years
On Thorns +0.5
>>66432543
No TT?
>>66432543
Gonna back one of your tips for the first time
Need to make back that quid or I can't read the Sun in the cleaning cupboard at work tomorrow
tfw no high test gk gf
>>66432659
Shite bookies and odds now.
>>66432670
>those thighs
HNGGGGGGGGGG
need dagny special
The Warriors vs 76ers matchup happening now set a record for biggest difference in win percentage in NBA history.
>>66432670
>She will never me out with those thighs
Cruel world
>Who is your favorite Warriors player of all time?
>Steph Curry
>tfw no Ros gf
>>66432847
Look like your wife?
>>66432847
>She will never post you up
>>66432889
No, l'm dating an lrish/French woman with double d's
Dont think this Thorns GK has ever played with her defence, and doubting she has ever played a real game of football before desu.
>>66432982
>muh heritage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy46iOwWQiE
Thread song
>>66432982
Is she, dare I say it, fit?
>>66433022
Dire banter, go to bed
>>66433038
She's definitely not a belly gf
>>66433022
A-at least she's white
>>66433041
What part?
No.
>>66433134
Is she, on the pill?
>>66433202
Probably, but l'd like to think l'm a true gambler ;)
>>66431874
Nigger, he'd get crucified if he defended himself. That Solo cunt actually tried to claim self-defense. Fuck her and fuck you.
>>66433236
>probably
I don't like those odds lad.
>>66433282
Don't worry, already have an abortion account set up
>>66433299
Huge on over 2.5 in the next 24 months
>>66433299
thanks, i was getting worried.
Pmsl bookies have found out about my o2.5 a league method and are giving shit odds on tomoz
Need to find something new
>>66433316
Do twins count as 2?
>>66433361
No problem :3
>>66433411
do you want a daughter
>>66433464
No l don't want kids
Blimey, oldheads talking about having kids on here
Thought we were a bunch of young lads enjoying life all punting in the Mexican second division to make beer money
how is inplay2g such a JUDGE
He's a self admitted rball warrior ffs, but I always go large on his tips and he just manages to come through almost every time
Hahaha look its the fat slag of a liability of a keeper who's fault it is. Imagine that. Imagine Thorns losing after all of the chances they ahve had. IMAGINE me losing EVERY SINGLE bet I have placed today.
>>66433649
muggy little cunt
>>66433649
>this sort of mental breakdown
enjoying it
>>66433649
WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD BLOWS
>>66433649
Look, she did it again. IMAGINE being a professional GK and getting caught in no-man's land from a shit corner.
>>66433649
>>66433672
do you want kids
>>66433672
Eh it wasn't too bad a bet
I mean there was a bit of value
IMAGINE, IMAGINE.
>>66433701
I want to win a bet.
Down irreparable sums.
I'm out for a bit.
>>66433706
Was a great bet desu. Would have had them on a -0.25 most of the game.
Hahahaha
>>66433726
What you giggling about?
>>66433701
I'll be phoning social services the second euan gets anywhere near a child.
Guess we've seen Euan's true colours today
A filthy little worm that can't contain his anger when losing, plus he's sexist and racist.
Imagine being reckoned as the greatest 3 point shooter ever and then fucking off the moment I place a bet.
Fucking apeball.
>>66434028
>meme curry
>>66433899
Always had Euan down as an limp wristed lefty myself,
UP SO MUCH
Thank you to the guy who posted earlier about the lines being too high in the Warriors game. Got on the overs and 76ers handis double, was sweating the entire game.
>>66433899
i'm curious as to who Euan is, please tell me I don't come here often.
Smacking Mexico-2 and Guatemala+2
>>66434118
>>66433649
He's our admin
>>66434128
>Guatemala
>>66434118
T4tw.
>>66434105
>>66434101
Close to tears. Have never lost so much in a single day in all my years betting.
>Pot a ball, put it back on the table
Not sure this semen slurping sport is for me
Geelong looks like a good bet, Hawks have bulk injuries and the cats have Dangerfield
what's the one thing that goes down quicker than Euan's tipster tube ROI?
His mum!
Pmsl!
>>66435441
Hedge with the in play promo they have going on.
>>66435640
Already got coin on overs for that, will wait for inplay to chuck some on cats
>>66435661
What overs did you get on pre game?
>>66436337
Behinds lel, still gonna win a fiver out of it
Hawx + Timberwolves in the NBA
easy way to double your bankroll
just woke up after sleeping off a 3 day shagathon
did i miss any good bets, lids?
Do any of you guys play poker? Either IRL or online
>>66437790
we used to do a poker game with /bet/ every now and then, don't think there is the community left for it though. think we got around 15 people usually. you could try and make a room, see how many join
>>66437813
Im only reasonably new to poker, Im going to have a break from sports betting.
Whats poker site would you recommend?
>>66437847
pokerstars
Five days.
>>66438195
So hyped
>>66438195
>got in too late and only went large on -1.5 @2.1
if it loses but sw wins I'll be very upset
>>66438258
I'd say 3-1 is the most likely result so you should be okay, but the SW @ 1.72 was such a steal.
>>66438329
going to back sw @1.44 anyway lmao
tried to arb the sri lanka test but odds fell as i was depositing, tried to withdraw last night but paypal won't sort it in time
tears
managed to jump on at 3.6 though so can cash out for only £3.50 loss
>>66438195
>>66438246
>>66438258
>>66438329
>>66438339
What did everyone put on?
I'm afraid April 2nd will be a sad day for many of you. I hope not though.
>>66438360
why do you think it will be sad
>>66438373
It's virginclick, everything can happen
>>66438407
mate could use that logic on any bet
BT wants 883 GBP on Inter Turku U20 -1
>>66438353
Just some change
>>66438412
Yeah ofc but just imagine the thread overflowing with tears because vitality gets outpicked in the first match and fucks up a teamfight in the second. I'm just saying I have a feeling it's gonna be fucked.
>>66438435
imagine barcelona get beat by walsall
it's a best of 5 so a lot of the randomness is removed and the superior team is extremely likely to be the winner
>>66438429
No I don't.
>>66438450
>impersonating me
You're right, I'm waiting for -0.75
>>66438429
but why
>>66438435
in fact let me give a better example.
chelsea vs barcelona in 2012, barcelona definitely had the better squad, they had the better manager, and chelsea even spent 60 minutes at the nou camp down to 10 men, but chelsea went through. upsets happen in every sport, and it's in no way a 100% guarantee for vitality to win, but off the top of my head i cant think of one best of 5 league of legends series where the superior team didn't win in the end. vitality are good enough that i think a 3-0 is very much on the cards, but as you mentioned maybe they fuck up a pick/ban, maybe they lose a late game team fight, meaning fnatic take a game. sure, totally plausible, which is why i said 3-1 is the most likely result. for fnatic to do that 3 times against a superior team? very, very doubtful.
>>66438360
It will be interesting to say the last, I haven't bet on it, scrim results have been interesting to say the least and this match will be the first pro match on patch 6.6 which will change a hell of a lot in drafts.
I think Vitality win but I'm skipping it.
>>66438509
ignore the first bit, getting autistic without sleep.
wtfb
>>66438509
as a firm vitality backer ausclick is clueless
the patch they are playing on is 6.5 not the new 6.6 so the draft will be as normal and there should be little room for surprise picks.
he also doesn't know scrim results as they're kept secret
>>66435637
pmsl
>West Ham vs West Ham All Stars
Mite b cool
>>66438832
>over 11.5 goals
>>66438669
https://twitter.com/RiotQuickshot/status/713737015947169792
Not disagreeing with the vitality bet just think the 6.6 changes are potential big, especially top lane wise.
>Norwegian wymyns league
>pregame X2 double chance odds higher than 2
What the fug?
>fnatic
On a scale of 1 to 10 just how much would these retards get their cunt kicked in if you knew them personally
>>66438909
What game?
edit: downvotes? seriously?
>>66438915
that's an old picture senpai, only the second from right is still on the team
>>66438887
Weird decision but okay, still would put money on Cabo adapting better than Gamsu to any changes.
Bit about scrim results is still true though.
>>66438915
put on a k and break their hands
Bookies clueless. Thinking about if I should share this surreal value or if I should aftertime it like Euan
Need a goal in the koln - rot wiess game
>>66438915
this is fnatic now, except they got rid of the nigga on the left for a aryan swe
>>66438915
Based xPeke
>>66438928
Vålerenga - Stabæk (0-3 atm). Stabæk SW 1.8, X2 double 2.1 a couple of hours ago. Wish I'd gone all in. Oh well, hindsight.
>>66438964
>koln scored, priced at 6.00 b4 that
>>66438961
Was willing to share for 3 (You)s but ok
>>66439118
If it was overs in the testimonial match that was obvious as fuck
>>66439118
turkey?
Blackpool @3.5 surreal. Doncaster are T E Z.
>Rochdale @ 15.00
Yes please
Won last 5/6
Walker about to be Junhui in the Snooker
He is up 4-1 (best of 9) @ 1.22 still
GET ON IT
>>66439153
>Rochdale
>10 man rochdale
No thanks mate
https://twitter.com/btsport/status/714448101751132160
Tears if you aren't on overs.
>>66439177
You forgot to mention they're down to 10 men because their top scorer was sent off
>>66439183
I am and literally just because I saw he ran the length of the pitch and scored.
>tfw as pseudo shrewd as Euan
Exciting times for me desu
>>66439183
>betting on a testimonial
Those bets are getting voided mate.
>>66439130
>>66439144
Nope. It's a special one with insane SW and handicap value. Will share once I'm done topping up, don't won't anyone ruining the lines
3pm kickoffs here we go
>>66439298
no more bets
>>66439237
When was the last time you had sex?
>>66439235
No they aren't? The bookies knew exactly that it was.
>>66439315
3 maybe 4 years ago
>>66439153
TEARS 4 U MATE
PMSL
>Monster Munch Pickled Onion now massive favourite in the World Cup of Crisps
Tears if you missed your chance to get a greasy fiver on this
>>66439328
Yes they are.
A GK ran the length of the pitch, players protected him and interfered with opponents to let a GK score
Do you honestly think they are paying out on a testimonial
PMSL
>>66439315
This morning.
Quiet sex as we stayed in GFs parents house over Easter.
>>66439370
If you don't think they will then you're clueless or a troll.
They cover these sorts of games fairly frequently and always pay out despite numerous shenanigans going on. They know what they're getting themselves into.
first goal in-play doubles
get on them
>>66439370
Yes. Why would they price it up and call it "West Ham v West Ham All-Stars" and NOT know it was a testimonial. They have paid out on them many times before.
Please seethe elsewhere.
>>66439343
>he didnt know i had wigan SW and wigan -1AH
Odds were too good for DC & ROCH win, i laid some money off
>>66439147
Can't stop topping up
>>66439503
Prove it.
Screenshot
northampton next goal plox
>plymouth to win 1st half was 2.20
Arsenal slags red card, City win currently @1.53.
>>66439673
pmsl
>>66439673
MUMS
>>66439664
Thanks.
top kek what a goal by deano
>>66439664
Got on @1.61
>>66439673
AHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
Look at those pitiful amounts
>>66439664
city 1st goal is 1.50
want to get on but my money is tied up
>>66439673
Just sent Mackers £25 for PGA. Fuck this.
>down 45$ this month
Where are the bets to make up for this?
>>66439810
$5 on Blackpool. Thanks me after.
TTT leaks anyone?
>>66438841
hup on unders. silly line.
Over 9.5 corners in the Croatia-Estonia U21 game is THE bet today
Can't stop eating chocolate eggs
Won't stop eating chocolate eggs
>>66439935
Share lid
Lads, ill be honest, I may have messed up.
Half time and im not too confident.
Who wants to guess my cash out amount.
>>66439951
£60
>>66439951
£259
>>66439951
184
Time to put you out of your misery.
Reminder never to do Accas
>>66440013
Pmsl
>>66440013
kek
>>66440013
JUST
>>66440013
you'll have the last laugh m8 dont worry
>>66440013
pmsl
Cashout is now up to £13.10 lads, had a few more teams get a goal.
JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP
If I had to pick between a City women goal or air I'd pick a City women goal.
>>66440087
>tfw need two
why are man city women so bad
>>66440087
Strange how they haven't scored yet. Must be on their periods to be missing those chances
>>66440087
refuse to count how much I have on
>>66440119
Let us know if you reback this time lid x
>>66440119
I don't think I can count that far if I'm honest.
>>66440121
I've had to log out of all of my accounts to stop me rebacking.
>>66440121
Kek
Hello, I'm here for a man city slag goal
>they aren't on arsenal slags
pmsl
>>66440119
They're never going to win if you're on ffs, thanks dickhead.
>>66440087
>>66440104
Their last match was just like this
>Miss hundreds of chances
>Score in last min to save ultra DAC
>>66440013
>Cambridge - Oxford will end 0-0
Slags PLEASE
ONEONEONEONEONEONE
got to £300 playing roulette on betfair app. withdrew £250 and lost the remaining £50.
don't know whether to put a few quid in and try and win same amount or is my lucky streak over?
brains!
You're all welcome
>>66440178
Still need a second one since I'm on the -1
R O S S
God damn slags gonna cost me money again
Up so, so much.
>>66440191
Rossygirl doing us proud
Love it one /bet/ comes together for a single bet, brilliant to see.
>>66440138
has to go through all this trouble
like just walk away from the screen, nigga close your eyes
>>66440228
pmsl
>>66440228
Kinda gay
great save, cunt
i have them on 2nd goal
i wonder how many of them are lesbos
>not a handball and pen
croatia under 21s should be a goalfest
>le shout my tips man
Down insane yet again, last two days have been horrible
2222222222222222222222222
>>66440313
>pen
not even. Ref so bad. Not even a woman
pmsl @ Big_Al
>>66440315
It's going to be a corner fest, line is at o9.5 when it should be o11 or o11.5
>>66440344
Fuck another gem by Big Al, made a decision to lay all his tips
>>66439147
>>66439557
BLACKPOOL
>>66439820
Thanks mate
UAC
Anyone got tipping point on? Linzi up MUMS
>>66440426
Worst show.
Cheers for the kind words, Greek anon
>>66440478
Posted this on your twitter yet? Would boost your tipping reputation desu
>>66440358
Pmsl putting my monthly allowance on it
Croatia at it already
croatia up already
Liechtenstein vs Faroe Islands
Under 1.5 goals @2.375
Going large
>>66440546
IMAGINE aftertiming over £50
I AM PMSL
>>66440541
Liechtenstein absolutely tez. So are Faroes but still good enough to put one or two past them.
>>66440562
it's not £50
rekt
zzzzzzz no corners in the croatia match yet
need some corners tbqh
>>66440562
Shouldn't be hard for you to imagine that pmsl
>>66440586
pmsl
>>66440576
20+30=50
>>66440586
I do it over £5 so £50 is quite hard to imagine
>>66440598
It's £37.33
Just experienced a deja vu
>>66440618
Pmsl that's what an ex-poly education gets you. I think all that hair is frying his brain lmao.
222222222222
>>66440586
#slayed
>all these corners
Thanks for the tip whoever that was
>Central African Republic on top of their group
is this real
Half Of 2nd Croatia U21 Goal Live
1st Half @ 1.65
>>66440662
Did you actually place a bet on CORNERS because of a random anonymous post on a weeaboo website?
Where have all the corners gone
>>66440737
and I'll be up hundreds while you're dafc liddo
>>66440737
Yep, got on when the line was 8.5
Portugal u23 SW
PORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGAL
>>66440755
>>66440763
3 (three) corners in the first half
do you follow every throwaway bet that gets posted about on here?
Some very strange little men on here today. I do hope they are gone by tomorrow.
>he didn't bet btts-no in a 7fold league one acca
>>66440796
pmsl and we hope you'll have worked on your math skills by then
>>66440787
I tipped it but feel free to tell me why it wasn't value, I've already explained why it is.
>got on o3 Croatia/Estonia goals
>got on o9.5 corners
>both started well and are now losing
>>66440806
corners are total lotto
>>66440787
Its value, I just hadn't spotted it. The line for first half corners was at 3 anyway. There are usually more second half corners than first.
> Faroe Islands SW @2.2
Bookies literally clueless
>>66440823
Pmsl, can't wait until Easter holidays are over ffs
>>66440823
Dire bait
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
>>66440766
>>66440776
You niggers need to learn about Poortugal.
>>66440837
going to follow your lotto bet so i can imagine how your desperation is rising as with every passing minute you beg for a lotto corner to happen
>>66440867
Please go outside and enjoy the sunshine, your bait is even worse than Euan's barnet pmsl
>penutly missed
>>66440877
would you mind posting your slip so i can see how many of mum's pennies your throwing away on this lotto shite?
>>66440831
Faroe needs the entire population to field a team and support.
ukraine vs wales
over 1.5 corners in the first 5 minutes @ 10.00
#LOTTO
Literally three corners at half time
muh value
>>66440831
THIS IS A MAINSTREAM SPECIAL
>>66440956
>>66440907
>>66440867
>>66440823
Just how much are you down today? Mummy isn't going to be happy!
>>66440946
population of faroe islands > population of liechtenstein
not by a lot though.
>>66440176
it's probably over m8
Pmsl at all the weekend warrior seethers on here, funny how the amount of clueless little kiddies increases during the school holidays, isn't it?
>>66440973
m u h v a l u e
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Anyone gonna bet on Holland U21s SW?
>>66440966
On faroe islands sw and under 1.5
Lots of value here
>>66440991
it's not the weekend
>>66440981
Holy shit, you're right. They're ~30% more.
>>66440999
Weekend warriors = greasy little sixth formers who only turn up when they aren't in their sociology/sports science lessons. It's the Easter holidays hence the increase in posters betting fivers and getting worked up when their spoonfed bets are losing because mummy is going to be angry when they ask for more.
bookies have gone absolutely mental, wrexham vs cheltenham 9 exact corners is @ 8
this is a LARGE, the last two times these teams met it ended with 9 corners
lel this corner kid
Get a trip so I can filter you
>>66441020
Absolutely SEETHING
>>66441031
Greasy sixth former detected. Pmsl at you considering being down $45 this month a lot, luckily I can filter you without the need for a trip. Tears!
>>66441019
Begging you to have sex.
>>66441019
I think you've forgotten where you're posting.
PORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGALPORTUGAL
>>66441044
Diffrence between me and you is I can afford the 45$ loss.
I doubt your mum is gonna give you another advance though.
lads what do you think about over 4 first half corners in the faroe game? seems like value to me, think they should at least go for 6
>>66441066
it got locked after the first goal in here, fml
FAROE
Is private school worth it for my kids lads?
Any thoughts on England tomorrow?
Based Faroe Islands
>>66441080
sweating, it'sbeen ten minutes with no corners
>>66441161
>Is private school worth it?
Maybe for making contacts and stuff. Education doesnt have that much of an impact on future earnings though.
If they are intelligent they will do well wherever.
>>66441161
no, go somewhere with grammar schools
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>>66441080
1111111111111111111
>faore keeper ded
>>66440358
>corner fest
>o11
>4 corners at 65 minutes
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>>66441323
Why are you so angry?
>>66441358
im far from angry, i just think it's hilarious that people actually think they can find value in lotto shite like corner, AND that mugs will blindly follow any bet that gets posted here
>>66441378
If you think corners are lotto then it's not others who are the mugs, how exactly do you think they are priced up?
>>66441378
There is sometimes value in corners markets you prick
>>66441378
It's very easy to criticise a bet without offering any substantial evidence to suggest that there wasn't any value so I'm very interested in just exactly why you think it's a lotto bet. I'm sure you'll deny it but you've clearly been posting multiple times with the same posting style about the same topic since the bet was posted so you definitely are angry or just have some sort of mental illness.
Fucking idiots lost money again. Students slugs out with your lotto corner tips
>>66441449
Excellent post
Literally 5 (five) corners, not even close to covering the tip
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>>66441449
Genuine question about the reasoning by the way, at the end of the day we're all presumably on here to make money and any knowledge offered rather than throwing around insults is of great help.
>>66441498
>it lost therefore it was a bad bet
>>66441080
Good tip thanks mate
>>66441080
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>>66441378
Get a trip on mate and warn us from these shrewd, walkers-munching year 8s. Wish there was an age verification for this site, so it would filter out these kids, tired of seeing them on here together with the North Americans
>>66441528
Nothing wrong with walkers lid
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>Wrexham Cheltenham
>Was set for 11 corners all match
>11 in the first half
L O T T O
>>66441571
This is also known as value
>>66440831
Tears if you weren't on lids
>>66441571
We get it, you're a perma-DAC slug. Go lose more of mummy's fivers.
>>66441576
That's like saying unders in the Croatia game was value. It's all lotto shite, corners are extremely unpredictable events in a football match.
>>66441597
Why are corners priced the way they are? Just curious as you consider them lotto.
>>66441597
pmsl imagine if bookies were to price up a completely random market
Wales +1 is a mainstream S P E C I A L
>All these mug students losing mummy's fiver on a lotto bet and not one of them can defend why their bet was "value"
Imagine the absolute dangers that made this the final.
Terrible choices.
>>66441693
both W O R L D crisps
eating wotsits right now tbqh
>>66440546
>tries to aftertime
>ends up down
lovely stuff pmsl
>>66441628
'no'
>>66441705
>celebrating other people losing money
cringe
>>66441725
tears buddy!
>>66441705
>literally 4 minutes into the match
>"aftertime"
>>66441635
this tbqh
Going to collate some corner stats across Euro qualifying, U21s and U19s to see whether there is value in corner markets. The value argument seems to centre on lines being priced up based on the number of corners in all previous games involving the two teams rather than the games with teams of a similar quality (e.g. San Marino v Estonia stats being priced in to Sweden v San Marino lines even though there would be less bus parking in the Estonia game and therefore less corners). I'll let you know my findings.
zzzzz I'm the only who has posted anything worthy of posting with the city slags tip, while mugs have been useless by criticising each other all day
>>66441817
Congratulations on being a pixel punter, want a medal pmsl?
Friendly reminder that I have a 2% YIELD on Blogabet.
Follow and I will follow back xx
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>>66441831
>>66441858
pmsl why you been on private? That time off hasn't done you good with such a yield
>>66441873
Was busy with the kids friendo, they haven't been well lately health wise but luckily they got over some flu they caught while we were camping.
>>66441830
Why don't you make yourself of use and headbutt a knife
>>66441858
Why does it say you are a British tipster on blogabet lid?
>>66441903
Sad to hear lid. Hope they're well
Another splendid day for UAC Tipping Group, looks like everyone else is DAC judging by the absolute lotto bets and angry little seethers posting on here
Friendly reminder that not one of you penny pinching students has been able to explain why o9 corners in the Croatia game was value.
pmsl at this thread.
Kids these day, baka.
>>66441906
Does it? Need to correct I guess.
xx
>>66441903
All sounds very -ev liddo
>>66441919
How do I join lid? I have a 65% yield with over 30 tips
ukraine need to get their shit together
>>66441931
No one on this thread is worthy of joining
>>66441923
Why are you obsessed with that one tip
shit tips get posted all the time
>>66441931
Just post your FB profile then delete it after a minute. Someone will be in touch about how to verify your claims
Flashscore absolute frauds showed the Gabon game as being a qualifier instead of Friendly, now that they're losing they've switched it to a friendly
IMAGINE not being on Faroe Island to beat fucking Lichtenstein @ above evens
PMSL
Northampton wanderers absolute steal at -5.5
>>66441962
Yeah, I'm not on them. I was busy researching something and when I wanted to place the bet Faroe had already scored ; ;
>>66441943
If you don't teach people then the quality of this thread will never improve.
Norway u21 starting two midgets and a Syrian rapefugee who's just got off a 3000 mile trek across Europe
Friendly reminder that THE ONE suggesting a proper, working solution to selling and buying European bookmaker accounts on /bet/ and else among strangers, will personally get 100 Euros and 5 LARGE tips for free from me.
Dead fucking serious. In dire need of bubblegum accounts tbqh.
>>66442044
Just buy them from me, -ev for me to rob you
>all this misuse of the word "value"
Cringe.
>>66442044
Actually, make it 200Euro. The free tips part is not so important for some of you kids I guess.
A REAL WORKING SOLUTION INCONVENIENT FOR BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED, THE SELLER AND BUYER.
>>66442062
Why exactly wouldn't you rob me off to fund your gambling addiction or buy your missus a handbag?
>>66442063
You'll never stop it though. Best to just ignore it.
Tears if you weren't on Yarmelenko anytime
>>66442063
Why arent you on the Faroe Islands?
over 10 corners in the millwall game is insane value, for that price it should be at least 12
bookies lost their minds
>>66442101
I was going to watch the stream before going med and they scored early.
>>66442105
This is a BAD gimmick. Back to the drawing board
Come on guys, put your intelligence to use.
How can one buy accounts without getting robbed off? So so so much in need of used, gambler accounts.
>>66442105
Give it up SP, it is really boring unfunny gimmick. Back to drawing board indeed.
>>66442135
Buyer sets up account using his own username and password
Seller sends a picture of the relevant documents
Impossible to buy already existing accounts.
>>66442135
>>66442135
just buy them on the deepweb, can get a passport + utility bill for about £50 there
the real problem is making that money back to you untraceable
>>66442118
>>66442135
just because you haven't done your RESEARCH on the corners markets don't come crying to me when you can't see the VALUE
>>66440541
lél.
>>66442135
Have the person selling the account send you a nude pic.
If they ever rob you then you spread it online.
>>66442157
>seller then contacts Skrill/Neteller and tells them someone is using their account without permission and asks password changed, logs in and sends money to himself, withdraws and spends it all on hookers and blow.
>>66442161
Hmm, what if bookmaker asks for selfie of the account owner holding his ID next to his face, which they have started asking a lot recently?
>>66442172
Decent idea but not quite there yet friendo.
Come on, try harder please!
In desperate fucking need of bubblegum accounts, and my family's future depends on this tbqh.
I don't have any other trade or skill ;_;
>>66442190
this is why you deposit the minimum amount and then get the account verified. I know some bookmakers do, but there are really lax ones who don't give a shit also
>>66442190
Set up a Skrill in his name then. If He doesnt know the email or password, he isnt going to be able to do anything
>>66442201
Why cant you profit in asia? I thought you were shrewd.
>>66442201
>l don't have any other trade or skill ;_;
Believe me, l know
>>66442157
>>66442211
where are you going where people are comfortable to hand over their passport and utility bill pictures to a complete stranger?
>>66442074
I'd make more selling accounts than you make from one batch desu
>>66442206
Yes, you are right but they STILL might ask later when your account balance goes to few thousands, for "random security check Sir", aka fuck off value bettor, we don't want your business.
>>66442211
Sure, but can you trust guys like SP and that other weirdo to refrain from contacting Skrill or Neteller with just their full name (the one they sold you) and asking for the account to be disabled etc?
Truth to be told, I would pay like 200-300EURO for each ID from UK and seller would be more profitable long term from selling me accounts than robbing me off but who knows.
>>66442270
this gimmick is shit give it a rest
>>66442261
I hang outside job centre and get details for a pack of fags.
>>66442261
The guy who keeps saying "I am STILL selling accounts".
Im just coming up with ideas for fake Albania. I dont plan on doing it myself.
>>66442270
>200-300 per id
>not per account
pmsl
>>66442291
Pmsl this ain't The Godfather
>>66442280
why is it a gimmick? piss off
>>66442309
proxy on
>>66442261
I'd imagine you could get someone to do it on craigslist
>>66440541
tears
>>66442261
Hold it right there, paranoid friend. Or you could do the verification processes yourself but it would bore you off.
>>66442280
Fuck off weirdo, it is not a gimmick.
>>66442232
I am pseudo shread tbqh, and have no shame in admitting it.
I don't want to bother with profiting from Asia, as long as I can do it far easier profiting off from bubblegum misprices LIVE.
Why waste my time researching games for hours and Euan and other friends can do it, back them in Asia and my programs alert me off what I should bet.
lel
>>66442305
Yes it is.
People at job centrw have two digit IQs. They arent gonna think to log in and steal your details later.
You just have them make an account in their name and then give you the password and then you put your own details in for depositing money.
>>66442333
I can sell you everything except my 365 cause that's all I use, I only bet occasionally now. I can sell you most other bookies accounts. How much would you pay for them all?
Wont rip you off cause I am a nice person.
>>66442333
>Hold it right there, paranoid friend. Or you could do the verification processes yourself but it would bore you off.
What do you mean? Do you mean they do the verification process themself, but then you are exposing them to what accounts you are setting up
At some point someone else needs to set the account up, or send you their passport + utility bill documents
>>66442291
>>66442336
You'd need photos of passport/ID front + back & a recent utility bill from 3 months for most bookmakers. Without them, it is useless. Think you could get ALL these from just hanging around or something? You could make A LOT of money, mate, trust me.
Ignore what the sad little trolls say here, I am talking about making real cash easily.
>>66442333
you're a sad strange desperate little man for forcing this gimmick
Cash out?
The problem also is most people know about matched betting and the fact they could make a few hundred from it if they were arsed. If you are offering people £100 for their details they aren't gonna take it
>>66442381
Since when did you need all this stuff? I have never had to do anything like this for any bookie except Marathon.
>not doing Denise Coates sexual favours in exchange for an unlimited 365
PMSL
>>66442357
Leave a contact please, will contact you at some days later.
>>66442383
Get out, poor little man. I am discussing how to make real money.
Go ask your mum for a fiver or something!
>>66442368
The best way for me is to get the ID and a recent utility bill from the guy I will open accounts and then I'd do all myself, but the seller has to believe in me, just as I have to believe in him.
So hard to do when there is mentally ILL people ITT and other moronic trolls who don't have more than 100euro online in their name like this guy >>66442383
>>66442432
Wished I live in Stoke tbqh.
There was a thread on the golfing forum about this and a few of them admitted to forging documents. It can be a bit risky but probably the best way for long term accounts
>>66442433
you're literally sending me to sleep with this boring tired old gimmick
get some new material or get out
>>66442416
Many are asking for selfie or other extra documents now, especially if you hit fixed games HARD and that's what I intent to do, friend.
Matched betting faggots have ruined the industry for good.
Luckily there are STILL a few reasonable guys left on /bet/
Cheerio!
Anyone lasted more than 3 bets in Betvictor/Stanjames btw? Their limit department is on steroids tbqh.
How does Ross get new accounts?
>>66442465
Considered this. Proof of address is easy but an ID surely mcuh harder?
>>66442384
Penny punting student slug
>>66442494
I opened a Stan James, had one bet on the CSL, it lost (cheers Euan), then had a bet on that Estonian Cup game last year that was horribly mispriced, then they banned my account and a few others here got the same happen to them.
>>66442494
Backed a Iceland basketball tip with a clean McBookie (BV) and they voided the bet and closed the account on the same day it was opened lol
Postmans my best m8 tbqh ;)
>>66442502
they paid people to do it on the deepweb. As albania said though a lot of bookies ask for passport next to face nowadays, and I wouldn't know how to get the money back to my bank account without it being easily traceable through skrill.
>>66442526
pmsl
all of the /bet/ mafia is using this method now
>>66442498
Pays random mugs off I guess, switched to Asia, has runners etc
Just ask him on Facebook mate, wouldn't hurt, would it? He is quite a nice fella!
>>66442533
Skrill is not the problem, they close an eye for this stuff as long as no one complains to them.
>>66442526
using neighbours details and kyc are ya?
>>66442494
Betvictor love me, give me freebets every other weekend, probably because I do my bet365 guaranteed profit with them. Would only sell it for an offer I can't refuse
>>66442541
>>66442526
Explain friends.
>>66442552
Post your latest bets with them, need to know your account status.
>>66442548
>Skrill is not the problem, they close an eye for this stuff as long as no one complains to them.
except if the bookies realise you're committing fraud they will chase it up with skrill. I can imagine you can buy BTC with skrill and go the long way round but then you're losing so much money with exchange rates
>>66442565
>Explain friends.
my guess was he does the KYC verification where they send a letter with a code to your address, so he opens an account in a neighbour's name and pays the postie off to send his neighbours mail to him
>>66442566
What about BTC? No problem with buying/sending BTC.
Problem relies in the IDs you get, considering bookmakers might ask you for a selfie LATER, postal verification letter and even fucking notarized documents before they release your money in some cases.
It's really fucking annoying.
>>66442594
You'd need photo of your neighbor's passport/ID and(or not) a photo of a recent utility bill in the guy's name.
>>66442605
How often does this happen though? Not all bookmakers do it, so just open accounts with the really lax ones.
>>66442620
pretty sure you don't with the kyc letter
>>66442598
I'd give you 75Euro for your Betvictor ALONE.
How do I know you are not that weirdo obsessed with me or SP and will try to doxx me?
>>66442624
If account is from Eastern Europe, far often than some account opened from a mug from Southampton.
albania ruining another thread with his shit gimmicks
>>66442640
No, always need the passport in any case.
>>66442665
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>>66442620
>>66442605
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>>66442548
absolute tears at this prize mug
>blog stats have been reset 28 times
Which one of you is this, lel?
>>66442654
pmsl I make £60 every other offer, why would I sacrifice that for you to steal my ID plus my guaranteed profit? Strange little man you are
Need new thread
>>66442654
>If account is from Eastern Europe
You wont need to worry then
>>66442722
Make a new thread lad. Life goals edition
>>66442711
Free market friend, didn't hurt ya, did I?
