ACC IS SWEEPING 'EM
THERE ARE GOOFS ON /SP/ THAT DOUBTED THE GOAT CONFERENCE
WE OUT CHERE AND WE EATING LADS
also just in time to watch UNC and my boy brice devour some souls
Schedule
#11 Gonzaga vs #10 Syracuse @ 9:40
#1 North Carolina vs #5 Indiana @ 9:57
What's everyone drinking?
>Happy Camper IPA
Fucking coin flip bracket might be right
>>66392325
link it in the old thread
Go Zags
>>66392359
Water
>>66392359
some sierra nevada ipa
what's the abv on your shitty ipa?
also prepare for a helluva hangover tomorrow
hello apehoop fans,
i dont normally watch ball in hoop but a local college is in the prom 16 i belive. can someone direct me to a gonzaga stream
>>66392401
Coffee here
>>66392401
me too
>sober master race
>>66392359
Who /doesn'tdrink/ here?
>mfw in the pre-tournament bracket threads people ripped me for having too much ACC chalk
Who's laughing now fuckers?
>>66392359
> mfw this shit is finally available to me in bottles
brings me right back to wrigley t.b.h.
>>66392425
ncaa.com
Not gonna lie man neutral as shit but ND fouled hard to get that go ahead basket
>>66392425
You're wrong. Gonzaga was already eliminated.
My Preseason predictions for next year.
1. Duke
2. Kansas
3. Kentucky
4. MSU
5. Louisville
>>66392359
Burnetts
>This wetness for the zags
Wisconsin just pulled off a carbon copy of this:
https://youtu.be/TlS1_WWTr-Y?t=1m35s
>>66392352
>Kansas
>Kentucky
>UNC
>Duke
>Indiana
>Michigan St.
>UConn
>Louisville would've been in
Way to name 1 exception in a sea of examples
>>66392479
wat? they are playing right noe
@Guy from previous thread talking about UCLA
Well, UCLA did get Ben Simmons this year. He's really good but completely underachieved.
>>66392445
Nobody cares about your bracket faggot
>>66392523
nigger wat
>wet jumpers
>>66392417
>what's the abv on your shitty ipa?
Who cares?
>also prepare for a helluva hangover tomorrow
Nigger please, why so bitter?
>>66392439
I'm with you, anon.
>>66392529
>He picked Michigan State to win the tourney
>>66392359
Ballast Point Sculpin IPA
Is that ridiculously drunk guy still alive? I'm hoping he doesn't do something embarrassing.
who /brice/ here?
my nipples are already hard and i'm fully prepped
can't wait to see what he does tonight
does indiana even have any bigs that can bang with him?
>>66392544
If he'd gone to any other school with good players, they'd be winning the tourney.
>>66392576
GOAL TENDING
>>66392359
been sick as a dog. frustrating really.
>>66392569
who cares, really.
>>66392585
>ben simmons
>ucla
bait?
>>66392547
dude learn to banter, was just trying to have a convo with u over ipa's but you're a literal underage butthurt little bitch
i hope your future kids die in a car fire
>>66392585
Ben Simmons went to LSU
>>66392514
>Kentucky
Horrible for a while before Cal
>UNC
Horrible for a while before Roy
>Duke
Been good
>Indiana
Nowhere near Alabama football levels now or for a long time
>Michigan St
Has a good year every 3 or 4 years. Idk why you even put them on the list
>UCONN
I'm being trolled
>>66392604
You don't get out much, do you?
>>66392359
tap water
damn, that jungle book actually looks pretty fuckin cool
>>66392488
lol
Who /oldenoughtorememberSabonis'dad/ here?
>>66392554
Picked Kansas
But nobody cares
>>66392511
I was a student at Gonzaga that year. Goddamn that game was horrible
can gonzaga win?
>>66392576
Thomas Bryant is a better pro prospect than Brice, but he'll probably be matched up with Meeks.
>>66392627
oh yeah and you get out a llot of and have a gf but yet still post on 4chan right?
i will literally fuck your face
Wittier may not be a tub shaped MONG anymore
But his running still looks fucking weird
>>66392439
me and i'm so so lonely
>>66392677
i still posted on 4chan when i went out all the time and had a gf
it happens m8, relax
>>66392686
Join a church group or go to a punk show and find the people displaying those X's proudly
OOOH ITS SO WET
>>66392677
Stay mad & enjoy your pleb beer
>dat trombone qt
I just wacked off and I'm sober now. Will I die from 6 PBRs?
Are we witnessing the golden age of Latvian big-men?
>>66392603
Shut the fuck up, Ben Simmons is literally the best player in college basketball right now
>>66392511
They wouldn't have beat UF anyway.
>>66392736
She looked like she was getting dicked hard af
>>66392740
>Will I die from 6 PBRs?
````````````````````````````````
only if you drink too fast
>>66392754
he goes to LSU you newfag
This other Zag big guy is killin em.
WE HAVE NO INSIDE GAME GOOD FUCK
>>66392775
I started drinking at like 6
Who current/former Zag here?
>graduating in just over a month
>>66392784
>we
>>66392781
No he doesn't. Your an idot.
>>66392788
ONLY. IF. YOU. DON'T. DRINK. TOO. FAST.
>Life is short, but so is Yogi
Manlets on life support
>>66392789
Why would you go to Gonzaga?
>>66392754
He'll be nothing. Mentally weak, and unintelligent.
He went to LSU because his dad is friends with with AD. He has horrendous defense and no one will care in the nba that he's 6'11 and handles like a point guard. He's not dirk nowitzski, because he'll never work as hard. He'll get drafted by Philadelphia and will wash out in three years.
Wiltjer looks better with longer hair
>>66392815
delete this
>>66392664
can syracuse win?
>tfw your third favorite team got beat by your second favorite
>>66392782
Tfw wiltjer is dreamy af
>>66392439
I can't enjoy alcohol.
I'd rather just smoke weed.
Too bad no weed atm.
>>66392825
Because it's free and has a great law school.
>>66392851
>>66392729
i've never been mad in my life you goof
you're ust mad i fucked ur bitch
Oh wow according to google I'm only at .074 BAC/ I can fucking drive. Maybe I'm not drunk and im just a shitposter
>>66392750
I hope
>all these modern bluebloods playing tonight
should be fun
God I fucking despise frogposters
>>66392664
>questioning whether Catholics can win on good Friday after what we just witnessed
>>66392789
I graduated in 2007
Wilter is the smallest 6'10 I have ever seen
>>66392881
white """""""people"""""""""
>>66392815
>>66392881
fuck me that's awful
>>66392829
You don't know shit ok? He's not gonna be washed out in 3 years. He's gonna be better than Dirk Nowitzki.
>>66392914
What's that?
>>66392886
How old are you?
Where the fuck even is Gonzaga?
Am I the only that gets bothered by the Inside the NBA crew covering college games that they clearly don't care about?
>>66392955
>>66392972
i'm 33, whats it to you?
can gonzaga beat uva
>>66392975
ESPN pls go
>>66392975
Gonzaga city obviously
>>66392981
Nope. Especially awful when Reggie is out there. He's shit doing NBA games. 10x worse at college.
IU WILL WIN
lads marcus paig and brice johnson are seniors
no way this unc team loses without giving these boys a championship
HERE
WE
GO
>>66392975
spokane, washington
>>66392981
I dont know why they bother, it's not that funny because of the other guys nobody kmnows
>>66392996
> the russian, he pays his accountant
is this how personal finances work in the eastern bloc?
holy shit UNC blows out IU historically
>>66392958
Mmhmm. Just like nerlens noel...michael carter-williams...they will all be sacrificed to the nba's D tier. Simmons will be no different.
>>66392488
1/2
Next year KU might be the clear #1 depending on how the recruiting process goes.
Returning they have:
Selden, who had a semi-breakout year this year before going cold in the later stages of the season before re-emerging. He finally found his stroke and another year should only bolster his improvement. He has the ability to take over games.
Mason, a dependable player for the past few years, he does it all in terms of scoring, assisting, and rebounding. He should only continue to improve through another year, really has developed his 3 ball and defense this year.
Graham, already a breakout player this year with a sweet stroke and flashes of brilliance on defense. Next year he might breakout more and improve his already decent passing ability. If he becomes more consistent on his defense he might hit another gear in terms of his game. Really good personality too, doesnt seem too bothered when he doesnt get the ball.
Lucas, the best rim-protector this year and really the other true breakout on this years team. If he continues to improve in his 5th years in his already good rebounding ability he could become an invaluable asset. Needs to improve his offense and be more consistent in his shot blocking but a very intelligent player. A big negative is the fact that he's a weeaboo
Svi, A big wildcard next year, he really needs to work on his offense, he's shown small flashes of brilliance. He needs to show the reason that so many think hes an NBA prospect. He has a better defense than most realize. His stroke needs to be more consistent.
Greene: A great shooter and terrible defender, with the worst attitude on the team. He has good height and if his offense becomes more balanced he would be a an amazing asset on the bench regardless of his defense.
Bragg: AKA Ellis Jr. Has a smooth offensive game and seems comfortable on the mid-range jumpers, was high recruit in the mid 20s that needs work on his defensive game and needs to improve his range.
HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>HERE WE GO>
>>66393000
Yes.
>>66392621
>UNC horrible before Roy
They just weren't "great". They still had great players. Vince Carter played for UNC after Dean Smith. Antawn Jamison, etc.
>>66393046
That doesn't help at all. Where the fuck is spokane?
threeeee
How do you even tell if you're drunk. I feel normal sitting down but evetr\ytime I go to the bathroom I pee all over it and dont care
>>66393084
In the state of Washington
MARCUSE PAIGE HAS ICE IN HIS VEINS
>>66393084
washington state, hence the spokane, washington
>Paige hit a three
game over
>>66393072
they had the most wins all time up until the 90s under Dean they were great
>>66392998
Kek
You're either lying or you've matured at an abysmal rate. Either way, you're a joke
>>66393084
It's close to the Northeastern corner of Washington, though not like right on the edge, a little further south.
>>66393084
>I like pretending to be retarded on the internet :^)
>>66393084
right up next to the skinny part of Idaho
Will Gonzaga/Syracuse go over 135.5 points combined? I was drunk and high last night and put $900 on it.
reminder that indiana is a shit school that is nice to visit because it has many dumb loose girls
>>66393134
dude i wish i knew where you lived so i could spit in your fucking face
>>66393109
Go in your garage and put a hose around your tailpipe. Turn on your car and put the other end through your cracked window. If you can stay awake, you're sober.
>>66393136
>>66393142
Thanks, this helped.
le foot dribble man
>>66393150
they're gonna score exactly 135.5
>>66393118
marcus paige is an awful jumpshooter
>>66393072
>>66393130
or are you just talking about the Gutheridge/Daugherty years? yeah they weren't "great" during that span from like 99-03
>>66393055
>(You)
when does duke play?
>>66393159
This is wrong except for the hot loose girls part
>>66392996
>russians
>white
>>66393193
says the man watching his first unc game
marcus paige strokes it
>>66393140
How do you know I'm not actually retarded?
>>66393116
Is that the Washington on the west or the one on the east?
>>66393202
November
>>66393202
duke will never play again senpai, sorry to break it to you
>>66393218
34% from three and 35% from the field HAHAHA what a joke of a player
>>66393193
Paige's jumpshots are super slippery wet, f.a.m
>>66393195
Yeah that's what I'm talking about. Lord knows Gutheridge couldn't recruit but he could coach. Opposite for Daughtery.
>>66393220
:^(
it's the one in your heart, Semperfi
>>66393220
The one on the west, that has 3 black people as opposed to being primarily black.
>>66393068
This. They're so deep this year, I'm an OU fan so i took them over ku but i have a feeling they'll win.
>>66393215
>(You)
>>66393118
you pos tthis in every thread
>>66393254
are you watching the game my dumb friend?
>the state of (you)
If Gbinije can't carry the team, game over.
He is literally the only player keeping them in the tourney.
>state Washington is best Washington
Oregon is pretty nice too desu, a long as you like isolation and white people
>outside the cities
>>66393164
>internet tough guy
I hope you're hammered drunk & not really this dumb
>>66393279
He's probably getting dick from paige daily.
>>66393279
because its relevant in every thread
marcus paige is still my boy
STROKING IT
R
O
K
I
N
G
I
T
PAIIIIGEEEE.
The boy is BACK
B
A
C
K
PAIG3
When you drink doe your motuth get stuck open? I feel pain but it feel snormall
PAIGE
HES FINALLY ON
UNC UNSTOPPABLE
>>66393292
Hahahaha he's literally 4 for 4. What a dipshit
PAIGE
A
I
G
E
SWEET FUCKING CHRIST PAIGE
>>66393068
2/2
Diallo, a top ten prospect that while has an elite motor and a great wing-span needs to improve drastically on his rawness. Another year with Self should transform him into a fantastic player off the bench. His defensive game has great potential next year but with how raw it has a long way to go. Good to not see him whine though
Now, given all that KU should be a top 5 team, but if they can get Josh Jackson who is considered the #1 recruit and KU is currently in the lead according to 247 they would be in contention or jut be the outright #1.
On top of this if Thon Maker a legit 7'0 center is being heavily recruited and KU is 2nd according to 247.
This all doesnt include Udoka who is a good prospect who is a 6-11 center who will add good depth behind Lucas while still probably getting good minutes depending on Maker.
So while I am a homer, I think ive made my reasoning clear
>tfw your jumpshot will never be as wet as Paige's
NOT SUSTIANABLE
PAIGE WILL MISS
>marcus paige cant shoot
>>66393338
Only wide enough for a side by side shotgun barrel to fit in, try it out. You can borrow mine if you don't have one.
>>66393343
>>66393292
>>66393385
lol look at these dumb cunts that think good shooting for 4 minutes makes up for a whole season of awful shooting.
>>66392325
Oh god, are you that faggot op from yesterday who kept complaining about us not using your thread?
>>66393370
>diallo
Senegalese name sit[ipd African shit;. These faggots ass gry haired basketball oaches taking all these frakish Afifcan players and bringing them to the JUnited States. I'd rather see some gabmgbnarger fom the United States not an import African being taken advatnage of by a grey haired faggot
>>66393068
Svi is the best passer on the team by far but bill won't let him run point
>>66393403
LOW QUALITY BAIT
O
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>>66393403
y-yeah haha, when will they learn haha?
grayson allen is the true greatest shooter of all time
>>66393403
M8, he's turning it on when it matters.
>>66393428
Kansas fan here. It's because Svi can't fucking dribble at all.
>>66393428
In short stretches, but I meant his offense as a complete game, he seems to show flashes though and he's so young so it give me hope that Bill will be able to bring out his best. Honestly though I'm so fucking hype for next year, and will be even more hype if we land Jackson
is the gonz/cuse game worth watching
got a date tomorrow lads, nervous af
>>66393370
That was pretty autistic and you forgot to list Coleby
>>66393499
Make sure to keep your spaghetti in a zip lock bag in your pocket, so as not to spill it.
>>66393303
you know i would literally kill you if you ever said that to my face
also
>marcus paige cant shoot
tied with mj for points at unc
lmao at u goofballs
>>66393498
Why would you watch the inferior game?
>>66393499
Where are you going?
>>66393482
He's the next Steve Nash
>>66393511
I didnt forget I just dont think he'll be a factor next year. Same reason I didnt mention Lightfoot or Vick
>>66393529
all i have is tupperware
>>66393551
On a date.
>>66393498
not when paige is stroking it like this
>>66393499
Post pics of the faggot who is going to defile you
>>66393551
art museum, supposed to be a great exhibit and she's an intellectual type. i haven't been on a date in three months, i hope it goes well
>>66393499
Don't forget to wear a big novelty hat to display your alphaness. Bitches love that shit.
Try to avoid anyone wearing a bigger hat than you or they might steal your girl.
>>66393572
Y-yeah but...to do what? Shotgun shooting? Carnival? Boar hunt?
>>66393563
Coleby and Bragg will be the first two guys that get a shot at Perry's spot m80.
>>66393609
To fuck her.
Theo Pinson is my boy.
Why does /sp/ hate UNC again?
is it jealousy?
What was the name of that meme guy from Gonzaga who sat on the bench for the Lakers and was a meme about having more rings than LeBron for a while?
>>66393541
Dude, you're so tough. Have another Shitty Nevada
>>66393599
Hope you been brushing up on your art history lessons. Unless it's modern art, then just make shit up.
>>66393631
Obviously.
>>66393599
Solid choice, depending on how easily conversation flows between you. Just be yourself, museum dates are nice because you get a really good feel of how comfortable you would be around this person. Particularly with reading the plaques, let her do that if she does and do it yourself to keep things organic.
>>66393646
ammo
>>66393599
>art museum
>intellectual type
Sounds like you got yourself a feminist
>>66393676
it's all modern art, i should be fine
>>66393646
Adam Morrison?
>>66393627
I think the PF next year will be Bragg's with Diallo being his backup. I also didnt include him due to the fact I dont know much about Coleby, anything you can tell me about him?
>>66393669
i think i will bro, you're such a pussy it hurts me that you're considered a """"""man""""""' by some
>>66393689
works for me, i'm a feminist myself. eat shit, patriarchal scum
>>66393686
>reading the plaques
ISHYGDDT
>>66393303
>getting baited this hard
>>66393646
Adam Morrison
Robert Sacre is his successor
>you now remember that silly goof that said marcus paige cant shoot
If it wasn't for Paige suddenly finding the spirit of the god Indiana would easily be in control of this game
They can pull this out
>>66393689
>making excuses to further avoid women
you failure of a human
>>66393734
>(You)
>>66393599
Easy. Talk about what you instantly feel in a somewhat pretentious way that's not patronizing and throw in small tidbits of actual knowledge.
>>66393771
......Okay. What are you trying to prove with this statement?
iM DONE GUYS. I drink and asdi shitpost ll gnit. But its over
I'm ,listeining to gabnrrrr and enoying myse;f now. Not you guyd. I'm alone now and enjyohinh myself instead of you guys. Good nighgt.
>>66393787
fuckin a, i'm great at that. i do it all the time!
>>66393771
>if it wasn't for things that happened in reality, things would be different
what a shocking theory, anon
>>66393779
How much lower can Brendan Fraser fall?
>>66393805
nobody posts like that when they are drunk fuck off
>>66393787
This.
>>66393771
>if indiana weren't losing, they'd be winning
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE
>>66393700
He's the biggest nigga on the team but he's got perry Ellis range and loves da weed
>>66393807
Top kek
that commentator's oh my
i'm not mada it
America is turning into an oligarchy and allowing a squad such as Gonzaga into the NC-AA tournament only pushes and pursues the narrative/agenda of the establishment and people involved with the establishment ect, quite disgusting if i do say so myself, shame on you all
I hate when announcer flat out lie.
>These two teams can flat-out shoot it
No they cant, IU can but as great as UNC is they arent very good from 3, so dont pretend they are
PAIGE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66393772
Avoid feminists, not women
>>66393819
end it all
>>66393862
i'll let him know, thanks for the tip anon
not being rude or anything, brian anderson would be a fucking excellent golf commentator. that wet blanket dan hicks motherfucker is trash, nbc should poach this dude to compete with nantzy
>>66393857
>allowing
They did win their fucking conference you casual babby
Fatty trumpet section
Reminder that Marcus Paige is still a fucking terrible shooter that holds his team back.
>>66393862
>5/5 for three
>can't shoot the three
i think you'd be surprised anonymous internet poster
>>66393890
>she likes art
>SHE MUST BE A FEMINIST
anon, please take a look at yourself and see that you are making excuses.
>>66393862
They have to be at least 60% outside of the paint right now though.
>>66393933
right on dookfag
dook's gonna fuckk em up in the title game right?
r-right?
Thanks for the late run lads
>>66393945
It was just banter m80 calm down
>>66393934
Sure, tonight UNC is impressive. But the announcer didnt say tonight, he intoned as they can as in they have always shot it well, but the stats show they havent. Im not a IU fag btw
>>66393933
Reminder that this is obvious bait and you should consider suicide
>>66393933
He can be shitty all he wants in the regular season as long as he lights it up in the tournament.
>>66393933
I still don't know who the white guy is in the state farm commercials
ahhh these /sp/ tears are glorious
i've been trying to tell you guys
ya'll musta forgot
dont doubt the GOAT basketball institution UNC
>>66393971
Not a Duke fan faggot, I'm just stating statistical facts.
>>66394024
DROPPIN DIMES DROPPIN DIMES
>>66393993
no matter what your words are, replying is a sure sign that it affected you
>>66394027
Thats arguably UK or UCLA (I'm a UNC student too) but you're right, never doubt a healthy, senior-laden UNC team.
