RIP Johann Cruyff
FRANCE WIN
Look dutch niggers, there's your sticky. Too bad there's literally no one to see it.
Team lineups
>>66385667
look m8, we're all sorry that your miss ladyboy 1987 didnt get a sticky when she died of aids, but you don't have to take it out on us.
>>66385658
tell me about it
>play for kanker clubs
>get cancer
poetry
a bunch of eredivisie babby's have to play in honor of cruyff it's going to be ajax-bayern all over again.
>>66385678
> clasie
has this manlet played even one good match at southampton
>>66385678
>that dutch team
J U S T
U
S
T
>De Jong
>Clasie
>Blind
Premier League flops: The Team
>>66385706
he was great away against manure
then again, >manure
also he lasts about one half
>>66385706
Yes.
>cancer killed Cruijff
>van Oostveen and Blind killed Dutch football
>mfw
>>66385678
no mempiss depoo?
0-14 please
>won't even have 14 minutes of silence
nice rispekt there lowlands
who /atthematch/ here?
>>66385850
Dont get bombed
>>66385850
Shitty place you got here, Van de Zeuwe
>>66385850
Isn't it a bit empty ?
why can't I find this game anywhere
>>66385862
Cheap seats desu
>>66385865
Yeah I took this about an hour ago.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/FRAyrHrwUpm HD but without sound
>>66385843
Since when he deserve that? He smoked his whole life, no wonder he's dead.
On the second hand, if he had lungs cancer without ever smoking AND had a WC title...
>>66385850
I hope you didn't pay for the tickets.
>not using De Meer stadium
>>66385880
>Yeah I took this about an hour ago.
Oh okay, my bad.
Good luck btw, gonna be a good game
>These spittings
eww
ruud & pat
ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE
Guys I don't want to alarm you but I fear something happening tonight in France or the Netherlands.
In the last day two terrorists cell were caught in France and Belgium, we're talking about people who were about to strike very soon. So the other cells might feel threatened and act in the next days.
Stay safe my friends and enjoy the game.
May Johann protect us
>another suicide bomber kills 29 outside of a soccer stadium
>in Baghdad
this should be a good game brehs
New shirt is ugly desu.
How many set ups from based Payet is girpoo gonna bottle?
>>66385968
>it's orange
So was every single other.
>>66385971
Unlike West 'am, France isn't set up to play entirely around Payet, so not very many
why is ruud dressed like a priest
>>66385958
I have serious concerns about the Euro, what are you frogs doing to prevent terrorist attacks? Are you spying on everyone or something like that?
>>66385960
fuck you
>>66385958
I WAS THINKING THIS REEEEEE
>>66385960
>in Baghdad
lol nobody cares
>dutch national anthem had subtitles on big screen
pathetic desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBcvmE9FGsw
>>66385974
This one was GOAT
>>66385678
What the fuck happened to you, Netherlands?
Congrats on your hymn dutchbros, it was really nice
>IT'S A FRIENDLY OKAY
>A FRIENDLY
>this ref
its payet last chance
if he isn't good now, deschamps will never call him again
>>66385995
At least the crowd is alphabetized.
Soon there will be a 1 minute silence before every game
NEW NORMAL
>>66385999
The 2014 kits for both teams were absolutely based. What happened?
Dutch anthem is almost as bad as ours lol
>>66385999
>trips
Checked
When Nike released that one, they also released a polo shirt with the same crest, colors, for casual use. It's nice, I like it.
>>66386016
PC gone mad
is giroud a moslem now
WTF IS THAT """BLUE""" AND ""RED""" COLORS?
>>66386029
he was just crying
>>66386017
nike :(
>>66385638
>Veltman,
>Bruma,
>Van Dijk,
>Blind.
OOUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Wtf happened to the french kit.
>>66386035
Our new shirt, don't you like it ? I find it pretty cool
>>66386017
>What happened?
Yeezy just jumped over Jumpman
>France
>not using Le Coq Sportif
giroud converted
Jiroo is a muslim confirmed
this french kit
>>66386053
this
>>66386015
>alphabetized
You mean literate, Wandernegrolson?
damn I hate that kit
its even wors than the last rugby kit
>>66386043
Nike decided to cut back on their national team uniform dept, now it's just one guy tweaking a single layout in Illustrator slightly for every team
I feel bad for dutch fags
I felt like shit in 2008 when we missed out
>>66386043
déteint au lavage, je vois que ça...
il avait l'air plus foncé sur les photos de promotion
Should be exciting match, both teams are gonna do well at the Euros :)
>>66385692
kek
The french kit is also uglier than 2014 kit
who ready to get blown the fuck out here?
Not sure what's worse, muslim infested team or the awful kit.
>>66386081
2014 was ugly? u wot m8
why doesnt mempis play he is very good, probably better than whole france
>Pie ate
>Jallay
>>66386096
HNGGGGGGGG
Will Payet score another free-kick?
>>66386107
This.
Memphis ballon d'or when
>>66386096
I mean 2014 was goat your new one is shit
>espn showing on their TV guide they'll show the match
>actually show some GP bullshit
>mfw
Greeeeesemann
OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Le but
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
GRIEZMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BTFO ALREADY
2016 IS COMING HOME LADS
inb4 mad chicano
AYY LMAO and we're off
>>66385638
greasy greasy
OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Griezmann!
where's the fucking chicano now?
OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>66386074
les couleurs des manches sont bien dégueulasses oui
The Greece Man did it
>>66386135
OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME THE EURO IS COMING HOME
le grease it in man
JUST
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN NETHERLANDS WAS BTFO TWICE THIS WEEK?
ez
i don't like this 'ouiii' meme tbqh
It begins.jpg
lucky goal. fucking frogs with their lucky goals
Where's Gigniac?
>tfw it's coming home la
QUELLE BUT DE GRIEZMANN
>>66386169
Oui
u
i
jle trouve plutôt pas mal moi ce kit de l'edf
that stache
REGARDEZ PAUL POGBA
WOW
>>66386163
B-but we really want to lose this game 0-14
Blind BTFO
>>66386181
Pareil je l'aime bien celui des matchs extérieur, par contre je suis pas fan de celui à domicile.
>replacing benzederp and valbuenain with griez and payet
im ok with that
>8 minutes in already
what the fuck, am I high
>>66386192
or maybe just go 1-4
Watching Dutch stream because and kekd when the commentator just went silent after the goal
Do the Dutchfags actually expect anything from this team? lel
Pourquoi le AUX ARMES, on est a Marseille ?
Please France be gentle, we're already dead
>les irrésistibles français
no atmosphere
>>66386204
We don't and anyone who does is an idiot.
weird atmosphere lads
>pommes
>>66386228
more like shitty atmosphere
>>66386204
?
commentator on the one official tv broadcast/stream reacted very enthusiastically to the well placed shot
>>66386236
Dono laddie, mine is says Fox but it's in Dutch
>>66386235
not shitty like an arsenal game, just weird due to what happened
>>66386228
was anyone else scared of an explosion during that min?
kos btfo
>>66386228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggTuUINp__4
>>66386197
>Valbuena will be at the euro
>>66386228
>France team still traumatized form the attacks
>Johans death is a metaphor for the team
This is the JUST BOWL
lmfao
jjiirooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hoppakee
>GIPOO
>I
>P
>O
>O
Just fuck my shit up
At least johan didn't live long enough, to see us get btfo yet again
Where's Strootman?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
OH LALA
lol
moment of silence for this shit team
>>66386248
aha, that's the paid channel. the 'normal' one is sbs6/nu.nl (an awful channel btw)
14-0 incoming
GOALLLLLLLLLLL
G I R O U D
Is there a country more pathetic than Neverlands?
>THE SWAMP OF NEVERLANDS
>Giroo
#prayfornetherlands
even jirpoo scores
lol hollande is so fucking shit
HAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA
OH OUI
OH OUI OUI OUI
at least cruyff doesn't have a grave to be turning in yet
>JIROO AT 14
BTFO
T
F
O
>the city of the netherlands
Score will be 1-4 to honor Cruyff
caps this
Kanker Blind
ON EST CHAMPIONS
ON EST TOUS ENSEMBLE
did they literally just stop playing for this
Is Robben still dead lads?
Ayo hol' up, is Carletto scouting someone in this match? I think I saw him clapping.
>A moment of silence for the netherland team.
>Johan will never coach the Dutch NT and make Netherlands great again
Doobles and Netherlands loses 1-4 out of respect
>>66386308
he's being cremated m8
>Euroclaps
>stopping during a game
HAS PC GONE TOO FAR?
>>66385638
Rip in vrede Nederland
goes not so good :(
i wonder how ruud van nistelrood feels about this. i remember cruyff used to completely shit on him.
so this is how the dutch football legacy dies.
with thunderous applause.
>>66386300
You don't say
>>66386308
he'll be incinerated actually, good choice imho
>Dutch planning to stop the game at the 14th minute
>French do it for them
JUST
hand wankers
>>66386320
better than stopping for bud light shilling
>matuidi is starting
>matuidi is wearing n° 14
>matuidi is the captain
Wasn't a good time to score t b h lads
>>66386345
Q_Q
>Jiroo made those beta faggots clap for him
WHAT
A
MAN
I've just started watching the game. Why was everyone sarcastically cheering and clapping Giroud's goal?
Those people stuck under the Cruyff banner must be pissed
>>66386335
tbf cruyff used to shit on many people
Not near a tv. Did they stop on 14 and did France score then or something?
RIP in peas oranje
Blind and staff and oostveen needs to go or else there isn't even a chance to qualify for wc18
The stadium seems totally empty (or at least far from being full). Do the Dutch fear of being bombed?
>>66386353
>matuidi is the captain
lmao. evra is the de facto captain anyway
The Dutch are such cucks they literally spent a minute clapping for France's goal
WHAT A BUNCH OF KEKS
allez dimitri mets un ti but represente 974
>>66386370
they should be happy to not have to see this
>>66386335
Cruyff used to shit on everyone
>>66386388
RAREST
A
R
E
S
T
yfw when you hover above >>66386388's flag
COMPLÈTEMENT KEKÉ
Is he, dare I say, a master of banter ?
>implying the nether"lands" is a country
>>66386387
Is everything alright m8? You seem mad.
the france kits are so ugly WTF
>>66386396
v.nistelrode in particular. even at his peak, one of the best strikers in europe, cruyff would call him a mediocre footballer. was a bit painful to be honest.
>>66386388
This is one of the rarest pokémons I've seen in 7chan.
>>66386388
Tir out manzé
This is already 8 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDggqoykGDw
where is gameiro lads
>>66386388
>la capitale de la réunion est littéralement Paris
ayy
>>66386389
Its only a friendly and no De Bruyne or Robben
>>66386388
>tfw no surfing there because of sharks
>this Holland team
jirpoo is so shit the whole stadium spent 1 minute applauding him after he scored
Wew
>>66386388
CAMOUFLAGE RARE FLAG
>>66386422
de bruyne is belgian :(
>>66386421
>where is gameiro lads
he died while sucking his own dick. rip.
Jesus christ those french kits look like shit.
>>66386422
> De bruyne
If only
>>66386411
Fucking Nike fucked up.
>>66386388
>you will never live in St. Gilles les Bains
Sweden getting direct slot to Russia 2018 and Belarus going ro repechage
Daily reminder that this shittest Dutch site still managed to get third before Brazil in wc2014
>>66386422
>De Bruyne
wut
>>66386427
dont worry, we'll be back on our feet in no time
[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
>>66386418
manzé?
>watching sweden acestream
>wahwahwah ibrahimovic wahwahwah
ugh
>>66386388
>Le tampon
Toplèle
>>66386388
>le tampon
>>66386448
with or without robben makes all the difference. still a weak squad overall though.
>>66386162
Well fuck you very much
>>66386409
>they are losing 2-0 in their "tribute match to Cruyff", while playing "the best kind of football which Cruyff invented", and are supposed to be honoring "Cruyff's legacy in football"
KEK cruyff was a shitter nigger, just like you
>>66386388
Are you a black or is it a Falklands kinda set up
>>66386459
>>66386460
l'hivemind
>>66386455
>that quality tho
>>66386426
wow how do you know about us? there are two places where they put nets in the sea so you can surf
>>66386466
they look like payet/coquelin
>>66386459
>>66386460
>le 8 years old humor
wew
>>66386388
Is La Possession comfy?
>>66386464
>(you)
France v Russia
See you in 2020 guys!
>>66386464
(you)
>>66386482
from what i hear it's one of xavi hernandez's fave vacation spots
>>66386466
it's like brazil
>>66386486
RIGGED GROUP
>GRIZOU!
cringe
I fucking love it when teams having a special occasion lose the game
>united losing to city when they were remembering the busby babes in 2008
any more examples?
>>66386511
France losing to England after the Paris attacks I guess
>>66386486
>Wales Ireland and Northern Island all qualified
>>66386486
1. Sweden
2. Belarus
1. Portugal
2. Faroe Islands
LA LA LA LA LA ALLEZ L'OL
>this netherlands defense
bit sad desu
>>66386445
Les bains?
>>66386519
Well, if we were playing Belgium right now it would be the same, but the England-France game was expected desu
refball
>>66386511
didn't united draw 5-5 against west brom in fergie's last match? not a loss but a shitting of the bed that liverpool would be proud of
Why is Klaassen such a shitter?
>>66386511
When PSV was having their 100 year anniversary they got couldn't do anything against a poor midtable club, ultimate condemning their horrible year into a miserable one (they didn't lose but tied 0-0)
was still pretty funny tho
>>66386544
>0-2
>GOAT death game
>refball
reff is clearly ABF
>netherlands down 0-2 already
>ESPN showing Tennis shit instead of this match
>this dutch team
you're already making Cruyff turn in his grave
jesus all these players are so shit
matuidi has brooms instead of legs
netherlands is an albania tier team
>>66386511
chelsea beating arsenal 6-0 in wenger's 1000? game as their manager
>This Dutch team
holy shit what the fuck happened
>Ca joue à la baballe du côté néerlandais
Bonne bantère
Matuidi charo the captain I love it.
I want this to be a thing and not lloris
>ces vieux "ahou"
ils font pitié les français
france look dank tb h
>>66386482
i live there it's a ville dortoir so there is nothing to do but mainly classe moyennes ou aisées live here so it's fine. but perfectly situated: close to the capital and to the beaches
>>66386573
>matuidi has brooms instead of legs
nice turn of phrase, is it translated directly from croat ? here we'd say he has "square feet"
>>66386574
I suppose.
But it's much better when the team is home
>the city of Hollande
>>66386577
small country senpai
>>66386545
That was pretty cool and fitting
I'm feeling this one
tfw starting to rate Payet
>This shitty squad won't get bombed in EURO IS 2016
>>66386511
It's irrelevant to you, but Flamengo lost 0-3 to America at Maracana when they were honouring Joel Santana's departure to coach South Africa. The first leg was 2-4 in Mexico , so they felt like they were qualififed already. Everybody here still laughs at them.
Shit was hilarious.
Based Cabañas, we still miss you ;__;
>>66386578
>french commentators
>>66386588
it should be Evra
>>66386588
non c'est un choix de merde, le mec a zéro autorité. evra devrait etre capitaine.
>>66386598
yes
either that or bricks for feet
how is this guy even a footballer
and a pretty decent one at that
looks so awkward on the ball
If you support PSG you shouldn't watch this game
>tfw moving to Amsterdam in a few weeks
Don't know who to support
>>66386613
Maybe if they did you would have a team that could qualify for 2018!
>>66386626
belgium now and forever
>>66386472
Surf culture is consolided here, at least in coastal cities
>>66386618
captain is a meme we all know the real one is evra, thats the only reason he keep getting called up
>>66386635
Lol, never.
>>66386626
I know who you shouldn't support: Netherlands
KEK
yfw deschamps devilishly tried to have payet play out of position to make him look like shit and justify not taking him to the euro but his plan backfired
>>66386626
>>tfw moving to Amsterdam in a few weeks
reported to aivd.
which footballers life on the field right now would you rather have than your own?
>>66386627
that was the joke
This trash tier sbs camping stream. When I select 720, fucking stay at 720
Dédé c'est Jul je crois
Wtf is Afellay doing there?
>>66386653
Anyone. It's impossible to name a footballer whose life isn't better than mine.
>>66386568
It's on espn2.
>>66386663
ça lui va bien je trouve.
>Le moins médicore c'est Sneider
Fucking bants wtf
>Sneijder off
>Blind captain
Alright double digits win for France.
>>66386511
In 1978 when Cruyff left for Barca they played a final goodbye friendly with Ajax vs Bayern.
It ended in 0-8.
>Veltman, Van Dijk, Cillesen, Klaassen, De Jong and Clasie are all starters for the Dutch NT
>>66386610
>He doesn't watch west ham play
most comfy teams in ligue 1 power ranking
top comfy
Lorient
Rennes
Guingamp
very comfy
Nantes
SM Caen
TéFéCé
Reims
pretty comfy
Nice
Bordeaux
Angers
Montpellier
not very comfy
Corse clubs
Saint Etienne
Troyes
Lille
fuck off tier
PSG
OM
OL
huh tier
Monaco
literally who
>>66386682
c'est une punchline de JP?
>>66386689
>people will unironically call this guy a GOAT
>0-8
BRING MEEEEE TOOOOOO LIFEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66386677
adam johnson
>>66386703
>7-1
captcha: 710
THERE IS BOER CUM
>>66386700
>TéFéCé very comfy
we'll be comfy af in Ligue 2
how does P-B mean the Netherlands in French or whatever language?
how does that work?
>>66386700
Breton détécté
>>66386702
Je sais pas lequel c'était mais je suis sur d'avoir entendu ça
wtf happened to the netherlands
feel bad man
>>66386700
Is it okay if I bandwagon Nantes because of Bedoya?
I'd sign for 0-2 this shit is horrible
>>66386721
Pays-Bas
=
literally Low Country
>>66386721
Pays bas means low country in french.
>>66386712
Well, he still has fingered a teenager pussy and got a bj, while I'm a sore virgin.
>>66386721
Pays-Bas
Low-Lands literally
>>66386677
> a footballer whose life isn't better than mine.
i used to envy footballers but the more i think about it the less appealing it gets.
>have to fake looking happy all the time for marketing purposes
>have to abandon your studies to have a tiny chance of getting good at it, with zero career perspectives afterwards in most cases.
>you're not the owner of your body anymore. your bosses tell you what to eat, drink, even when to fuck
>you're either a retard or treated like one
>a tiny country has THIS many black people playing for them
not even sweden is this cuckolded
lel fucking toothpaste blown the fuck out
what a shit country
cruyff is rolling in his grave
>>66386732
There's some autisimo called van Oostveen who is all about >muh financial fair play rules in the KNVB
He's the start of all this shit
et l'autre qui parle d'auto moto
mais nique ta mère
>>66386752
>implying you aren't already a retard or treated like one
>>66386735
sure, we're americanized now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqq9B8WCN7Q
On s'en bas les couilles d'auto-moto pour être honnête famille
>>66386700
Rennes is literally Lounge : the football club
>>66386700
>>>>
real rankings
wew lad literally never watched by anyone ever tier
Lorient
Rennes
Guingamp
Nantes
SM Caen
TéFéCé
Reims
Nice
Bordeaux
Angers
Montpellier
Corse clubs
Saint Etienne
Troyes
Lille
OM
OL
Monaco
Watch if it's on tv in the restaurant while you wait for your train in Paris tier
PSG
>>66386773
Haha nice vid
>>66386762
Szívesen
>>66385638
>France literally has a ruler named Hollande
I swear this could not be fabricated.
>>66386766
He has literally no football experience
>>66386792
>synthetic lawn
>comfy
>>66386805
So? We have a singer named France Germany
>>66386785
>Rennes is literally Lounge : the football club
this, i'll never understand people who whine about the lack of goals in ligue 1.
>tfw you take a couple benzos and zone out to rennes-angers
>>66386735
yeah do it. they've been in a good dynamic since the winter break ended
>>66386792
aight bruv thanks for the contribution
>>66386766
well shit, you were one of my fav NT to watch
give it a few years and hopefully you'll be back at being GOAT
just end the game already
its embarassing, like england france
>>66386766
who gives a fuck about the president of the dutch football federation? we simply don't have the players right now. it's all about quality.
>>66386839
I doubt that'll happened
>On comprend pourquoi ils sont pas à l'euro
SALE
>>66386865
>Ce sont des fantômes
Ils sont chauds
>>66386858
>who gives a fuck about the guy literally in charge of dutch football?
>>66386752
>have to fake looking happy all the time for marketing purposes
A lot of them are full-time douchebags and still are idolized
>have to abandon your studies to have a tiny chance of getting good at it, with zero career perspectives afterwards in most cases.
Not really. Some of them even get a degree. Socrates was a doctor. Arshavin has a fashion degree (yeah, I know, but still...)
>you're not the owner of your body anymore. your bosses tell you what to eat, drink, even when to fuck
Not true either. Romário was GOAT and he didn't even bother to show up to train. You can get away with it if you're talented.
>you're either a retard or treated like one
By even more retarded people.
Footballers are rich, famous and have tons of top-quality pussy whenever they want. I wish I was one of them
who's the dutch defender with the same haircut as the rapper future? I've never seen him before. Is he another young with a good potential eredivisie lad?
>tfw every dutch players have prepared something under their jersey for Cruyff in case they score but they won't ;_;
>>66386881
he doesn't select the players. he doesn't train them. i don't even like oostveen but i can hardly see how he is responsible for the fact that there aren't enough good players right now.
>>66386660
Fucjing sbs is fucking cancer
>>66386896
Van dijk-south hampton. Former celtic
>>66386896
>young with a good potential eredivisie lad
>>66386766
How does FFP have any effect on the quality of the national team?
How you want your legacy game fa m?
>>66386660
>streaming
>>66386902
He did select hiddink and blind though >>66386917
Just flood our shit up
>>66386912
oohhh that's him. I was confused because at celtic he did not have those braids thing
>>66386917
Neuk gewoon mijn shit up man
Netherlands - 16 million people
Uruguay - 3 million people
Netherlands beind less efficient than Uruguay to produce new good players
>>66386511
Recently in Ligue 1 (inb4 no one care) Lyon lost 2-0 against a promoted team from 2nd division for their last ever game in their historic stadium.
Chants like "the ancients, come on the pitch, the ancients, come on the pitch" and whistle could be heard as the club invited more than 100 former players to attend the game, and they even had to parade afterwards. Atmosphere was shitty
>>66386926
>He did select hiddink and blind though
granted that was a mistake.
>anthony lopes starting for portugal
who /lyonmasterace/ here
>>66386946
Big enough to resign imo
>>66386917
>North Brabant
>It's south
>>66386925
But its the most efficient way to shitpost
>>66386942
Brazil - 200 million people
And we are even worse
>mfw the distance between zeeland and groningen takes the same amount of time as it takes to drive around new york city
>netherlands
>a country
>>66386942
to be fair Uruguay play only football and is only known for football anyway
>>66386951
what a shit club. fuck lyon and Aulas
>>66386963
>implying you won't beat current Uruguay 4-0
>>66386963
>having underdog complex
>>66386956
the southern part is in belgium
>>66386956
right. the rest is in belgium.
>>66386902
>>66386914
He's a micro-managemental fuck that has tried to control all national clubs by implementing strict financial rules on them. He literally hired Blind after Hiddink and Hiddink (muh moneyman) over Koeman. Not too mention he openly speaks about how he hopes Twente gets destroyed and have their football license revoked.
>>66386175
this desu ka
is he still in Mexico?
>>66386964
>goat infrastructure vs shit infrastructure
>>66386965
There's also basketball and rugby there
>>66386966
you mad bro
>>66386977
butthurt tukker detected. twente should be fucking relegated.
>>66386942
>Netherlands has 8x more people than Uruguay
why do europoors live like roaches in such small lands
>>66386942
Iceland has 300k people and they're about to win the euros
>>66386967
>our current defense vs Rat King and Cavani
No
>>66386971
>being delusional
>>66386986
i meant at professional level
>>66386990
don't bother the jealous coming from their coalmines, they're jealous that their shit team will never be relevant ever again
69 la trik rpz
>>66386998
Lampie eigenlijk en ja Twente moet terug naar de jupiler, maar als Hoofd van betaald voetbal hoor je dat soort kutzooi niet te verkondigen.
are my boys Martial and Memphis playing? just came home
>N'Golo Kante coming on soon
Press F to pay your respects to Holland.
>>66387028
Dit, in dit geval papegaai ik Derksen maar
>mfw a lyon fan calls a psg fan a bandwagoner near me
>>66387035
we've been burried for a while now senpai.
>France score 2 early goals
>stop and applaud them
NEVERLANDS!
AMIRITE??
Kanté looks like a 12 yo autist, he also talks like a 12 yo kid
>Netherlands getting literally annihilated
Didn't expect that desu
>>66387032
Hopefully they'll stay in Netherlands forever
>>66386511
idk I only remember Argentina - Germany in 2014, the WC final friendlt "rematch" with Klose and Lahm retiring from the NT and they lost 2-4 at home
>>66387052
Yeah well Kante intercepted your burial.
Memepiss, Afellay
0-14 confirmed
>>66386700
AYY
did memepay just try a cruyff turn
>>66386971
>underdog complex
>half the country wants an impeachment two years after a legitimate election
>the other half thinks the party they elected is honest and wants the best of the country
>rio de janeiro as a whole is a favela
>são paulo has no schools at all
>belo horizonte has a lot of crackheads in downtown
>porto alegre is getting dangerous by the day
>the poor breeds to make more slaves for churches
>underdog complex
Nigga you are black, shut the fuck up.
>>66386942
netherlands: rich succesfull country with the bussiest port in Europe.
uruguay: poor fucks soccer crazed
Also uruguay being a "small" country is a meme.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
No 0-14
volleyball goal
>>66387090
we /1-4/ now
>refballing this hard
Shitty French defence making Kante look bad.
Fuck sake you french fuckers can't do anything right.
KEK that goal
Great PL defense by Koscielny btw
1-4 is habbening
ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING
m-e-m-e-p-h-i-s
see we can score too
kek that handball
First half was just a prank france
Here we come
Hand of god
>that hand goal
ayy
Lel nice handball
>>66387080
>uruguay: poor fucks soccer crazed
LOL Mexico
Uruguay is far better than any other American country besides Canada and US
Honoring Maradona too
The most dangerous lead.
most dangerous lead
top fucking kek
>that fucking hand
whatever, we /1-4/ now
1-4 incoming
>honor cruyff
>honor maradona
what can they do in this match to honor messi?
>>66387117
as an outsider i've definitely noticed a lot of brazilian posters are like that
my boy memphis
>>66385638
we said honoring cruyff not maradona
France is in no position to cry refball.
Just look at that dutch formation, all over the place
>de dong
>>66387140
Miss some penalties
>>66387140
Roll on the floor like an autist
Let's say that's our punition for >>66387146
>>66387146
american have such a great knowledge of football
im always impressed
btw henry didnt score that goal
>>66387140
play prison break on the big screen then turn it off half way through the episode
>>66387146
no one is complaining you autist
>le mexican dragon ball z man
>>66387140
getting disqualified for tax fraud
or celebrating with cheese pizza and sprite
>>66387142
Niggers think it is wrong to dislike the place you live. So guess what, I hate brazil, niggers like >>66387117 (nice digits though) are literally cancer and the country is shit.
What's up with french midgets in the team?
Should have something like that to play in the A team
wow france racist much
why are both varane and jallet going so fucking far forward
>>66387219
we /manlets/ now
>>66387117
>7117
>71
>17
>the city of portugal
Fucking CJP being boring as fuck as usual
it's even worse today as it is the 8th anniversary of the death of Gilardi
RIP sweet prince you're missed ;_;
If 2 same numbers bomb go's off between 60-70 mins
>>66387234
Total football to honor Cruyff, senpai
>our squad
>our reserves
>our perspectives
Did we spite god or something?
>>66387248
Is Brazil about to have a civil war or something?
>>66387255
FUCKING 8TH? what the fuck I feel like it was 1 or 2 year ago
>>66387266
>perspectives
looks like a ligue 2 game tbqh
can depay just not lose the ball for once
>>66387266
>Did we spite god or something
yes: the passion.
>>66387281
griezmann is kawai uguu
k a n t e
>>66387298
There a ligue 2
shit nigga didnt know that
>Portugal 0-1 Bulgaria
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
that payet lad is really good
deschamps must shitting his pants right now
>>66387320
>have a white guy in your team
>he has a foreign last name
lmao
>>66387281
>that kit
is this real life
>>66387305
3million people watched that crap why
>>66387255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrYKkbP7FfU
I miss him too
>That Kante Interception
He's a fucking god.
>>66387347
shut the fuck up about the kit, it's not that bad.
>>66387346
let me guess, he is a basque from alsace with a chinese mother right?
>>66387337
It goes all the way to 8 Nigel
>>66387269
No, the rich are butthurt because no one in Brazil is capable of voting properly. The upper middle class is going to the streets to party about and make pretend-riots, while the poor doesn't give a fuck about anything and will vote to anyone willing to give them money not to work.
There are """""people""""" who are, unironically, asking for a coup d'etat by the armed forces so they can """""fix""""" the country.
>crowd scrying Holland
>Netherlands still with Holand divided
>dimitri payet
>slavic nigger playing for france
now i've seen it all
also wtf is promes doing in starting 11 hahaha
>>66387350
>OUI VAS Y MON PETIT
>LE PREMIER BUT DE RIBERY AVEC L'EQUIPE DE FRANCE
>IL EST GENIAL LE MOME
>This was 10 (ten) years ago
>>66387366
griezmann sounds incredibly german to me pierre
>>66387346
im alsacien dipshit, name sounding like girezmann are common here, are quincy and memphis common names in nl?
>>66387370
>implying Working Class doesn't want to work and get decent salaries by this
>>66387376
Isn't he good in the russian league? This is literally our robben replacement
>>66387347
I dunno, I stumbled across the match and saw this horror.
After the sailor one we have this shit.
1998 kit when ?
>>66387394
>working class
>taking massive loans to buy new televisions and cars they don't need
Stay delusional.
>>66387376
is he not
promesing
>>66387393
no because they never stick around that long :^)
>>66387384
lmao
>tfw my stream is kill
Fucking useless sbs fucks
>>66387379
Since that, he did LITERALLY nothing relevant with the EDF.
>>66387393
They're both not white Thibault
>>66387419
horizon.tv ?
>>66387421
I don't care about Ribery, I just remember watching the game during summer, all the family was home, we were all watching it together, the good ol' days
>>66387396
everyone's good in our league cuz it's shit
>>66387412
>ignoring something known as reprimed demand
>>66387459
Still better than our league
>>66387442
no SBS6 stream, its back though
>>66387446
I've never felt again the same passion I got in 2006 for some reason
That World Cup was great
does Portugal Bulgaria worth watching?
>>66387394
>believing this bullshit
Ask your friends what they would do if they got into a job where they got paid 15k/mo and watch the shitshow of answers.
>>66387467
You fell for the "cars and goods" means wealth. You are the reason why Brazilian economy is shit, people are unemployed, with due debts, and there is no positive outcome out of this.
That backheel
Memepiss
>>66387479
Same pêh
2006 was wonderful, 2010 was a ridiculous joke, but 2014 was disapointing too.
Do you have any hope for 2018 ?
>>66387472
not really you have 2 top clubs
memphis pls
>this generation's Ajax
>this generations's PSV
>top clubs
nice meme senpai
>>66387373
Are Dutch people schizophrenic or something?
>>66387505
france would have made the finals if they didn't face germany in 2014 tho
>>66387501
Debts because of high rates and still too lower if compared with european countries, United States and Japan
>>66387526
(you)
>>66387524
Still both better than feyenoord
>>66387479
It's because after the WC 2002 and Euro 2004, we didn't have any expectations for 2006. Hell facing Spain was a sure way out, but they did it!
>>66387545
Russiabro said top clubs, Feyenoord hasn't been top since 2002
>>66387535
Maybe not the finals but we were in a good run, and we did a decent game, we only lost 1-0 so I'm happy about that t b h
>>66387536
Nope, debts happen because the average brazilian buy goods with money they don't have.
>>66387505
I used to literally have nightmares of this fucking bus
>memepiss
>Giroud out
never too late Didier
My best memory is the 2000 final
the scenario of the game was perfect
>>66387567
>Tous ensemble vers un nouveau rêve bleu
clutch your purses and hold on to your scrap metal and chickens ladies and gentlemen, gignac is here
>>66387505
>2014 was disapointing
What? France literally overachieved, nobody expected them to go that far. Even when you lost to Germany it wasn't a real fuckup.
jorginho > georginio
>>66386282
>forever injured
>>66387614
Because we were in a good run, I wasn't even imaginating us to lose a game so shit was cash
K A N T E
That tackle.
Lads, he turns defence in to attack.
>there wont be another italy-france final in 20+ years
You french were great opponents
>>66387624
>we could have had Strootman
>instead we get Klaassen and Clasie
>>66387651
>Materazzi
>>66387596
he's looking sharp & fit, unlike his early Marseille years
>>66387651
those game were literally emotional rollercoster 98, 00, 06
that early 2000's France-Italy rivalry was the goat
Materazzi is a cunt though, but a cool cunt
>>66387651
Then give -our- World Cup.
>>66387628
Wel, after we beat Colombia that easily I thought that we had a chance against Germany. And then...
Don't ever let the hype take over your mind.
>>66387674
i unironically think he's better than giroud
>>66387662
van ginkel - propper - bazoer - klaassen
we can have a decent midfield at least
>>66387674
no big mac available in mexico maybe
>no one defending the biggest niggest player
why is neverlands so shit at defending set pieces
>>66387704
That match was the most hilarious shit I've watched in years 10/10 Brazil
everytime i see matuidi awkwardly controlling the ball with his awful hunched posture i wish i could force him to foam roll his whole spine while i hold his entire family hostage
>>66387672
trezeguet's golden goal
STOP SHOTTING AND MISSING YOU SUD NIGGER SHITATE
>>66387744
>Buffon's save against Zidane's head during prolongations
>>66387744
>wiltord cheeky 94's goal
ayy
LITERALLY WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE REPRESENTING MY COUNTRY
>>66387754
superbe but
This is depressing
>>66387752
>>66387744
trezeguet penalty
PIERRRRROOOOOO
how do you fix the holland NT?
fucks sake.
matuidi is who I think of whenever blacks say they were kings and shit
>>66387774
>>66387752
zidane's penalty
Mdr
>Mandanda
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
nice goal
>>66387790
with affelay
JUST FUCK ME UP
lyl
>>66387790
give it 10 years
14 get
>Mandanda
>good
Wew lad
>>66387815
you were aiming for the seconds right
LMAO someone make matuidi's face just now into a reaction pic
france ffs, my bet
You fucking shit french cunts.
Making Kante look bad. How can you be this shit in defence.
>poocastle players in national team
JUST
France pls fucking affelay
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>66387709
what about all those tacos ?
>>66387709
to me it is a debate that could take place if he hadn't fucked off to a unknown league far from France.
We don't even rate a player that consistently scores in Liga and won 2 european titles
MATUIDOUILLE
>>66387831
mate give it a rest hes too short to be your wives bull
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
NUKE THE STADIUM ALREADY
>>66387565
Because of rates
SOUFFLE LA BAISE DEHORS
lel #14 scores in honour to cruyff
top kek
Matuidi charo
>>66387829
don't worry lad
here you go
fucking rekt
niggers ruin everything
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
BALAISE MATUIDI
>Sissoko
As a Newcastle fan can a frenchman explain why our worst player keeps getting caps?
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>gillessen
>hollandisch defense
thanks for the o3.5 goals family
ahh thats the netherlands i know
>>66387849
He'd just get in the way anyway.
Kante is the best defensive midfielder in the world, i'm just amazed France are that bad at defending.
AAAAAHAHA
>>66387868
>this man
>>66387868
we would like to know m8 he is fucking shit, we have much better alternatives
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why are they rimming Cruyff so hard? Yes he died, but they're going massively overboard
>>66387868
Sabotage, like when he pulled Mitrovic down in the box vs Leicester.
>>66387868
Not our best midfielder but he is polyvalent and experienced
Deschamps loves him for some reason
>>66387899
>wazza will be celebrated like this when he dies
>>66387899
Because he didn't get a sticky
>that corner
>>66387909
>polyvalent
a code name for good nowhere, shit everywhere
Jesus watching Kante is heavenly, he plays so simple.
>>66387913
oh god, pls no!
>>66387913
I doubt the frenhc media will talk about it when its happens but they literally spammed cruyff everywhere
>>66387844
>to me it is a debate that could take place if he hadn't fucked off to a unknown league far from France.
liga mx isn't that bad, being the star player in a good liga mx team is pretty much the same as being the star player in a non-psg ligue 1 team.
i agree on gameiro though.
What a horrible dutch side
>>66387940
because he is simple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVe97UyEPYE
>french memes
j'adore la manière dont la bouche de la dèche se plie quand il parle
I'd bet anything that the cancerous French fans that went to Amsterdam tonight are also PSG fans, with the classless "olé olé olé" and the "we're at home, we're at home, we're at home".
Fucking Super Victors
>>66387973
2spooky4me
>>66387973
spooky
>>66387998
*disaster internally*
>n°14 matuidi scoring the most important goal
we did it for you dutch
>>66387973
pls someone make a gif of this
>>66386054
>that sneaky hidden reunion
>>66388035
Thanks family
>>66387998
ooga booga watch tower looking out for bananas
>>66387998
>NGA
>EGY
Nigga is edgy?
>>66387998
>the 96+96+96+96+96+96+96
>>66387998
why are niggers so stupid
>>66387998
just like my interactive cartoons