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Poopia beat Poopladesh by 1 run in a breath-stopping match. Poopelia vs Poopistan next
>>66351424
Lel
>>66354050
BROWNED
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O
W
N
E
D
lads this saffer leggie is a right fucking qt desu, that makes two of them
>>66354088
Her face looks like a glazed bun
>>66354088
secondary view feat bonus feature from DVN's fat arse
>>66354198
obligatory reposting of said fat arse
>>66355151
eh, think there are higher priorities than japan, considering they already have a baseball league.
I reckon the biggest priority should be china and giving shit to dindus in the middle of africa. Also PNG/pacific islands
>>66351424
>Poopia beat Poopladesh
Poopladesh you had one job
Has Ban vs Ind been the only good game this tournament?
>>66355694
Afgoatistan btfoing poongland was pretty good. I enjoyed the poonglish tears
>>66355694
>good
Let's be honest. There was zero (0) good balls in that last over. The Bangladeshis are fucking bellends. All the balls were wide and slow and short or full tosses and they screwed that up.
>poop<xxxxxxx>
what a shit meme
That was a good game lads. My Australian teacher was seething in class today.
Cricket
getting hungry as lads
might go to a fancy restaurant for dinner
>>66357386
Are you going to take a poo there?
>>66355694
>>66356029
going to have to agree with the Englel here
this wasnt like the 2015 World Cup AUSvNZ group game where Starc dragged Australia back into a game that they had no right to be contesting with 150 kp/h inswinging yorkers.
This was just rubbish brown man bowling and rubbish brown man batting.
>>66357386
does PP have the BLACKED Zinger atm?
>>66357615
i dont think we've ever had it
>>66357615
>people actually eat this pile of shit
>>66354088
ZA women are my weakness Bruh.
>>66357386
Where you located anon? Can recommend Fed St Deli if you're in the 09.
Hellooo Big Strong Indians
>>66358361
what are you having for tea mate? curry and rice again?
>>66355151
nice, gooks are the only major ethnicity not to play cricket
>>66356564
I'm at a wedding reception with my gf. Dont know anyone here. Just fuck my shit up family man.
>>66355151
no nippon please.
![1458794716443[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q2kdeUt.jpg "1458794716443[1].jpg")
so who is pakistan playing next lads?
>>66355355
WC schedule is fucked up. now the next t20 is in 2020.
>>66358633
Pak vs Ausfalia today in about 4:30 hours.
3:00PM IST.
>>66358672
it's tomorrow
>>66358672
no its tomorrow
no games today
>>66358676
>>66358672
>>66358633
>>66358690
Sorry my bad, it's tomorrow. I have a holiday today, bhenchod, i was so excited to watch something. fucking cunts.
>>66354088
>>66354198
>>66354225
Does women's cricket have more semen demons of this caliber? I might have to become a fan.
Porkistani fans mad at their team after losing to India.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOcvPGKsoaQ
>Two of the Pig 3 in a position where defeat seemed inevitable against minnows
>they BOTH "miraculously" win
gee, I wonder who is responsible for this
>>66358809
kek
>>66358809
>that afridi dicksucking
why
how
wew, he actually does this unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rXBzDLEWqo
>bangladesh
anyone else still mad as heck
>>66358890
Oy vey! Shut it down.
>>66358979
Honestly, I have no fucking Idea.
>>66358809
For the firangis. here is the translation for the video.
>>66358809
*proceeds to give garland to shahid afridi. as a show of respect.*
points to the other 4 players and says...
yesterday pakistan's people know that these 4 are traitors.
this country gave them respect but they went into other enemy country and sank (our pride), spoiled their country's name, only for money and to remove our captain "shahid afridi" they conspired, and this is what is going to happen to them today.
*throws eggs*
>I want to hit
>me too
>hit hit.
Guy in black says "they do this every time, every time they (pakistan team) defeat pakistan, something even worse than this (eggs getting thrown) should happen to them.
the third guy says "these traitors should be hanged, by will of allah (last part not clear).
>>66358890
>the least corrupt country wins all of its matches
:^)
I hope Bangladesh got a good payday for throwing that game. Fucking disgraceful.
>tfw I'm pooping atm
>>66359032
>>the least corrupt country
kek
KEK
K E K
K__E__K
>>66359041
did he get prosecuted?
no?
kek
Looks like brave and noble NZ is the last hope for the white man to rise above the corruption of the shitskins and bring home the cup.
Poms, Saffas, Aussies, get behind our lads.
#fucktheshitters
#backtheblackcaps
#bringhomeourcup
>>66359041
noble Chris Cairns dindu nuffin
>PPIDF out in full swing
least corrupt to most corrupt:
>Australia
<POWERGAP>
>England
>New Zealand
>West Tendies
<POWERGAP>
>Sri Lanka
>Zimzam
<POWERGAP>
<POWERGAP>
<POWERGAP>
>South Africa
>Bangladesh
>India
<POWERGAP>
>Pakistan
>>66359099
>>West Tendies
Forgot Marlon Samlels
I'll move them into the Shit Lanka/Zimzam category
>>66359067
>NZ
>White
Mate, get a grip.
South Zealand is white. North Shitskin is certainly not.
>>66359099
how much did Mr. Singh pay you to post that lad?
why didn't he back up half way up the pitch?
i'd have just started running the moment the bowler got close to the stumps and dared him to mankad me
>>66359117
your mum got to grip it last night, honky
>>66359134
>why didn't he back up half way up the pitch?
You're asking the question about the team who had 3 balls to complete 2 runs and still ended up losing after giving 3 wickets.
They choked hard under pressure.
>>66359160
They obviously threw the game. No one's that shit.
>>66359166
it's bangleldesh mate. getting a few odd good games doesn't mean they're doing any good.
>>66359134
ashwin told him to try a cheeky mankad if he could
>>66359166
has to be this, could you imagine india not making the finals in india?
the country would implode
>>66359188
Only Oz can knock the fuckers out now.
>but will they throw a game for rupees too?
Very possible.
>>66359188
>>66359226
Almighty BCCI does it again :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
the truth is Bangleldesh does not have any experience in a high risk game.
Look at bhumrah, he choked under pressure, and it was only because there were other players that he was able to bowl his last over a little decent.
when it's a high risk game, keeping your nerves calm is what saves you. Bangladesh went for the glory shot, they're too egoisitc and that was their fall.
>>66359247
Your mum choked on my high pressure last night, son.
>>66359266
lel
>>66358479
>gooks
Anon gooks are Koreans, nips are Japanese.
>>66359288
>tfw no game today.
>>66359319
Shut the fuck up poo in the loo. >we have beaten you already
>>66359331
still no world cup. stfu faggot.
>>66359338
NEETistic Bitchspouter on suicide watch
>>66359319
Watch some nip comedy drama http://kissasian.com/Drama/Yuusha-Yoshihiko-to-Maou-no-Shiro
>>66359338
>>66359353
Neither of these "cunt trees" have wone a wc that matters.
Good thing goat zealgoat will be winning a t20 wc this year. Based.
Looks like everybody killed themselves after my heavy truth bomb.
Me = based
>rugby is getting an anime before cricket
/cric/ on suicide watch
>>66359360
thanks mate. I usually watch downton - gaki no tsukai.
>>66359417
Submit your anime ideas to >>>/int/jap
One of them will pick it up
>>66359361
What are you going to do after you win it?
Celebrate in London with the Queen over Assam Tea?
Look here James, your country is the most pathetic isle ever to be surrounded by salt-water. No matter what you do, how ever many WCs you win, your 'country' will still mix Elizabeth II's wrinkly cunt-juice with muesli for breakfast. Every morning you'll wake up and be subjugated without even realizing it. The worst and perhaps the lowest form of human condition on record. At least the slaves of San Domingo could see their masters and thus plot their overthrow. You on the other had will have a pointless existence like a piece of shit on Mumbai's street. You are a redundancy. An afterbirth that slithered out of the Queen's cunt.
I pity your children. I wouldn't set them on fire if they begged me to end this mortal coil you call life.
>>66359459
lel
>>66359361
>there are people in this very board who think that PooPeeLand actually has any chance of winning.
NZ faggots are alright, it's just this tripfag who is a cunt.
>>66359459
>>66359484
>replying to NBS
what are you doing
>need 2 runs from 3 balls
>the fielders are back
>bowler bowls garbage knee high full toss
>go for a six twice
kek
KEK
How has damage been on facebook/cricinfo? Lots of tears?
>>66359247
I've never been to India so I wouldn't know, but if you didn't make it out of group stages would there be riots atleast, not necessarily violent.
>>66355151
Cricket anime/manga when?
>>66359503
STFU Faggot. You've got the Queen on your money. Go eat dirt in the outback with American Metal on your headphones thinking you are the kings of wilderness.
TAKE YOUR ASS OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
Yes, that insult in wrong, just like your upside down 'country'.
>>66359360
I do not find Fukuda funny.
>>66359417
/rug/ literally owns /cric/ m8.
why is /cric/ so obsessed with poo?
John Key lads
B T F O
T
F
O
>>66359660
congrats on having your country confused with >us for the rest of (you)r life la
>>66359664
The cinematic exports of both countries are so distinct from the other though. New Zealand is nature porn and shitty sam raimi slapstick while australia is full on leather daddies.
>>66359659
because the Australian shitposters are actual children with shit fetishes and anal obsessions, indicating that they're stuck in the anal stage of psychosexual development.
Basic Freud m8.
>>66359676
meanwhile Poo Peeland posters are stuck in the phallic stage with a massive fucking oedipus complex
>>66359694
Lek nice damage control. Too bad statistics pussy ltd. Has already out logic'd you
>>66359694
I my phallic stage stuck in your mum last night, laddie.
>>66359727
Mark doesn't post here anymore. He is still in rehab after Voges and his doctors told him to stay away from here. I'd know if he was here, his posts reek of seething fury.
Now that poo Peeland has decided to stick with our flag I'm seriously considering moving there
>>66359741
Do it
>>66359670
FACT: Australia and its external territories are far more beatiful than iceland lite.
Australia makes up for its lack of steep mountain faces, with its far more diverse landscapes from tropics to deserts.
you've been taken by the marketing jew if you unironically prefer poo peelands "nature"
>>66359741
We're full
Its my birthday today
>>66359741
fuck off
we have enough faggy nu-male poms here
>>66359749
New Zealand wins lad, have you travelled at all?
>>66359749
>P..P..P..P-PLEASE NOTICE OUR GEOGRAPHY MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN
kys
>>66359754
>LE FUGG OF WE ARE LE VULL XDDDDDDDD
>>66359749
>70% desert
what a shithole.
>>66359803
>only one city in his entire country (everything else is a town/village)
>its Cuckland
K E K
>>66359812
>infested with crocodiles, dingoes, sharks, poisonous snakes and spiders, lebos, greeks, abos and boguns
A virtual paradise.
I"m impressd with the way the australian posters here have managed to cultivate this image of themselves as mentally ill, dangerous, foolish and unpredictable.
>>66359837
that's /nrl/
they won't be back to November or whatever, thankfully
>>66359851
I meant on /sp/ in general. And I was deadly serious, I would love it if Irish posters were seen as lunatics/mad cunts rather than ass-haters.
>>66359900
its as I said. 2 or 3 /nrl/ posters who pretend that they are mentally ill and play into that stereotype. they do it for attention
and >your shitposting already has surpassed ours in /rug/.
cricket is gay
Just had a nice burger lads
>>66359939
are you going to watch our fucking sport or not?
>>66359939
watch cricket you cunt
Melbourne or Adelaide?
>>66359939
Can you play our sport?
Friendly reminder that any and all Brits ITT are pakis since the white people who play cricket are all off banging women who want them for their money.
>>66359916
Are you referring to the guys who keep spouting about "cucktorians" in /nrl/? Are they the ones damaging Australia's reputation?
>>66359967
Literally what
>>66359972
>damaging Australia's reputation
Australian /sp/ posters are pure fucking cancer m8. Wtf are you on about you deluded fuck.
>>66359972
Cucktorians are a different kettle of fish. They are the ones who CUNT post and pander to their big strong American and European "friends". Example: >>66359749 is a Cucktorian.
They are nowhere near as cancerous as /nrl/ though.
>>66359986
you a paki mate?
>>66359967
Paki detected
>>66359949
>>66359960
i'll watch the SS play sri lanka later
>>66359963
i'm a proud member of britannia cricket club berlin
>>66360022
Ah look at all those fine British lads.
>>66360022
based Abdul
no games today though. Biguns are on tomorrow.
GOATistic Elitespouter on nobel prize watch
Name on you fucking NEET
>>66360082
t. Infinitypoos
What do you guys do when you're not watching cricket?
I'm finishing a physics report now.
>>66360101
This isn't your social club
>>66360101
I go out and bash Pakis.
>>66360101
i take a nice long shit
>>66360110
haha xD
>>66360101
Reading law cases lad and having consensual sex with a human woman
>>66360167
>Law
what a pathetic, miserable "career" you have in prospect
>>66360179
Law is based as fuck lad.
>>66360101
masturb8
>>66360179
A neet living with his olds would know that how exactly?
>>66360179
law is a good degree
>>66360101
when im not at work i usually tend to my garden and drink
>>66359556
>riots atleast,
If it was a level game then no, but if there was a blunder like what Bhumrah did yesterday his house would have to be kept under police protection for a week.
It's not about a loss, if we lose against Aus, or some other good team then the fans will be dissapointed but no riots. This Indian team has given us a lot so some minority will be slightly pissed but that's about it.
But yea if we lost against pak in our home ground, then confirmed for riots.
>>66359939
Please watch our sport.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-world-twenty20-2016/content/story/988565.html?CMP=chrome
Rest in pieces Cancer
One of my favourite players but a massive fucking dissapointment
>Watson's retirement is effectively the final cutting of ties to Australia's dominant era of the early 2000s; he was the last remaining player turning out regularly in any format for Australia who had debuted before 2007, the year of the Warne-McGrath retirements
who here /feeling old/ ?
>>66360491
>>66360504
Despite all the hate he got, he's still a great pyjama player.
rip Watto.
>>66360520
Look, he finished as a good player
>2x World Cup winner
>2x ABM winner
But it's just as a Test batsman he just didn't produce anywhere close to the talent he had. 4/24 century/fifty conversion rate is a fucking joke for a top 3 batsman. He could have been Kallis-tier. Instead he is more like Flintoff-tier without the one GOAT series.
Part of it was his body, but mostly just mental (which is where all the memes come from).
@turd_kiwi
>>66358890
>Pig 3
lovin' this meme
>>66360561
>2x World Cup winner
Didn't he play in the 2003 WC as well?
But yeah, great player.
>>66360570
I could unironically beat up everyone on /cric/
>>66360609
Nah, injured
>Australia announced its squad for the 2003 World Cup on 31 December 2002.[2] Australia made three replacements in the squad - Ian Harvey replacing Shane Watson on 25 January 2003,[3]
>you now remember Ian Harvey
wew
>>66358890
Cricket is fixed desu
poo2loo.sport
>>66360609
I know who you are and I would bury you with a flurry of fists
>>66360661
>flag
>post
>>66360670
You don't even know my end game.
>>66360696
Attain residency in a first world nation?
Is meme magic real?
>>66360715
DELETE THIS
cor this sri lankan bird is a right heffer
>>66360823
same body shape as my dad
>>66360471
>i usually tend to my garden and drink
that sounds comfy af
Had a grand time celebrating holi lads
>>66360867
Is holi why there's no match today?
>>66360867
>holi
?
whats a good website to read the lastest cricket news?
>>66360877
yes
>>66360885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holi
>>66360898
reddit.com/r/cricket
>>66360867
happy holi days friend
>>66360898
espncricinfo
>>66360910
thanks
desu this place has become worse than au/sp/
Reminder that Aussies and NZers stayed up till 5 in the morning hoping for an Indian defeat
>>66361042
kys
>>66361098
Thanks for the (You), have one in return, and then go to bed
just ate a spam sandwich lads. heavy breathing and sweating for the rest of the afternoon
>>66361096
>NZ NRR +1.283
>PAK NRR +0.254
>AUS NRR +0.108
>IND NRR -0.546 (negative zero point five four six
>>66361400
India have 4 points though. They need to win against Australia (not necessarily easy) and they're into the semis.
>>66361426
If it rains off they are O U T
/a/ustralia win
Bournvita on cheese on bread
>>66361475
>literally no reason to post in thread
>they're still posting
There is an infinitesimal likelihood that such a situation could be found in a work of fiction
LE
>>66361438
Inn sha Allah the rain will come
>>66361808
Allah probably got into the position he was in by promising rain to those goat-herding dunecoons
>>66361438
based BCCI won't let it rain lad.
>>66361900
How much do you reckon the bCCI paid Mushfiqur Rahim and Mahmadullah to throw the match?
>Pakistan vs east Pakistan
well this promises to be hotter than a fucking vindaloo chaps
england - west indies
or
bangladesh - pakistan
?
>bowling in a fucking hat
what is this fucking bullshit
>>66359939
No, i'm gay.
Fatson's retirement is literally like page 15 of the sports section newsworthy, but I'm still hoping the newspaper cares more about fatson that the pooccerpoos win against Targetistan.
>>66363826
>Fatson's retirement is literally like page 15 of the sports section newsworthy,
Was literally trending worldwide desu
I want to thank based internalional cricket for having something on where all other watchable sports are being so soft.
engl/a/nd
p/a/kistan
>>66359561
>http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2012-01-06/kyojin-no-hoshi-baseball-manga-remade-for-india-with-cricket
Anime is cancer.
>>66365748
no u
>>66361841
>dunecoons
what did you mean by this?
F
Wish the indians would go away. I might start bullying them
KEK
Looks like the Indians ran away lads. My job here is done.
Could this Tournamet be anymore irrelevant?
nice poomunity
Can we get a hey-ho?
Hello I want to watching this sport
>>66377555
listen what I say oh
https://www.change.org/p/sydney-sixers-bring-mohammad-shahzad-to-the-sydney-sixers
Lets make this happen lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5XVZGSr-50
pakistan > australia
south africa > west indies
>>66379506
Good post
anyone else play cricket captain 2015 here?
>tfw your bowler gets injured while batting
>>66379612
i don't
>>66379506
Top kek.
It's gonna be a Windies/Poo Peeland final anyway.
who /Bhang/ here?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhang
>>66379942
Why do all australians do drugs?
>>>66379942
>from india
>considered """edible"""
>>66379942
DUDE BHANG LMAO?
It criget tiem
>bat first
absolute madman
If digits are repeated, Australia wins the toss, bats first and wins
last digit of this post is how many runs Finch will score
FINCH IN
MARSH OUT
WARNER AT 5
MAXWELL AT 6
WATTO BACK AT 3
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>66379990
Sad because it will most likely be true
>>66379991
I thought watson was at 5
These four repeating digits confirm an Australian victory
>>66379999
pakis on suicide watch
>using 4 openers
has a team ever memed as hard as >us?
>>66379969
Please watch our sport
>>66379999
noice
>>66379999
>>66379999
>>66379998
Not according to CurryBuzz, although Australia's batting order is flexible
>>66379999
Check'd
>>66379999
>>66379999
;_;
>>66380008
I could literally beat you up.
>>66380030
>currybuzz
LE FUG LE AUSGAYLIA LE LE LE XD
stream?
>>66380047
To be fair, Mark Nicholas' articles are GOAT. He just comes across as a prick while commentating.
anyone else think meme20 is higher variance, lower skill and lower strategy trash compared to the longer game?
>>66380084
>I only watch tests
please respond to this post
please
>>66380096
Not him, but you can enjoy all forms of the game while acknowledging that tests are the purest, best and most mentally challenging of all formats.
>66380112
(you)
>>66380119
Yeah I agree but that the majority of "test elitists" are neckbeards and old people.
