OFFICIAL NEWCASTLE UNITED v SUNDERLAND MATCH THREAD 1
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Unarguably the biggest Tyne-Wear derby in years.
Whoever loses looks destined for the Championship next season. A draw helps neither of them.
Can Rafa Benitez become the fifth manager to win the derby on his second game in charge? Or will Big Sam continue the Black Cats' domination of this fixture in recent years?
Kick-off at 13:30 UK time.
Poocastle: Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Lascelles, Colback, Sissoko, Shelvey, Wijnaldum, Townsend, Mitrovic, Perez.
>Subs: Darlow, Taylor, Anita, Saivet, De Jong, Riviere, Cisse.
Blunderland: Mannone, Yedlin, Kone, Kaboul, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, M’Vila, Rodwell, Khazri, Borini, Defoe.
>Subs: Jones, Cattermole, Pickford, N’Doye, O’Shea, Lens, Toivonen.
Look, just listen to me. Newcastle are shite. Sunderland are shite. Do not even bother watching this shite game and instead watch us Redmen battle Southampton.
They're both big guys.
>The north east
Literally the most JUST part of the UK apart from London.
>>66297620
Mid table shite is worse than relegation battles at this stage
How many wins in a row is it now for Sunderland? 6?
>Borini and Defoe
No respect for Newcastle. And rightly so
Guys I'm e-dating a girl from Newcastle
What should I expect?
>>66297668
Whereabouts in Newcastle
>>66297668
what game did you meet on?
>>66297620
Fuck off you southern shite
Predictions lads?
Newcastle 2 - 1 Sunderland
t. A mackem with no faith
>>66297668
You're dead m8.
>>66297686
Upon Tyne
I want to believe this game wont be absolutely dire, but I know it will be.
>>66297691
one nil to sunderland
>>66297668
>e-dating
What the fuck
How old are you
>there are people who unironically think poocastle can win the tyne-wear derby
Worried about Wijaldum and Shelvey centre pairing, neither of them can tackle ffs
>>66297705
at least it'll have the comedy factor
Why is Colback playing LB ahead of Anita?
> Newcastle
> Spend 80m in the summer
> Going to get relegated
> Leicester
> Entire squad build up over the years cost 32m
> Going to win the league
wew
Is there a different manager every time these teams play?
>>66297871
That should tell you how fucking unstable they've been in the past 5 years.
>>66297700
Cheeky cunt
>>66297871
Good post
>>66297854
Means nothing if you don't spend at least some of that money on a half-decent manager.
>>66297844
Not sure, just be thankful he's not in midfield.
>>66297871
>>66297887
Ever since the Tories got power. Fucking Tory scum.
>>66297940
>t. unemployed northerner
>>66297952
>defending the tories
eat shit
villa going to sack garde which was a strange appointment to begin with, they really could do a double relegation at this rate
>>66297973
Because Labour is such a brilliant alternative...
>>66297973
>voting for a terrorist-supporting communist
what radical student group do you belong to?
>>66298010
>they really could do a double relegation at this rate
They've been overdue for a relegation ever since they hired McLeish.
Who /hoping Blunderland win so True Geordie has a melt down/ here?
>>66298086
I feel bad for him so I hope Newcastle clinch it
But he's fucked in the long term with Rafa anyways
>>66298017
Well according to current polls.. they are ahead of the tories. Dispite the tsunami of shite from the media and the retarded drones willing to believe it. So hey ho.
>>66297668
a penis tbphwyf
>>66298048
dont ever accuse me of being a student again
>pool-hampton not being shown in HD
guess i'll be staying in this thread
>>66298086
I like Newcastle and | like TG, but at the same time, his videos are more entertaining when NUFC do bad.
>>66298086
> Caring about some obese northener who speaks nonsense to a camera for a living
I bet you watch shite like KSI too, fucking nerd
So, who Newc/a/stle here?
>>66298149
What GP surgery will you be working at mate?
there is literally nothing wrong with being a student
>>66298138
> according to the polls
Because they were so accurate in the election
>yesterday
>sister streams a film in HD
>it works fine
>today
>trying to watch a shitty 360p match stream
>keeps buffering
JDIMSA
>>66298174
heres your reply
Lads I got a gf on Friday but I realised having a gf was just a meme and I don't really like it.
What do?
>>66297720
The unwashed haven't fired their manager before this game, and we have. The winning team has done that in an absurd number of matches in a row.
>>66298187
the northumberland effect
>>66298192
>I realised having a gf was just a meme
Australia
>>66298192
Stop wanking
>>66298017
UKIP actually
Me on the phone on /sp/
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/711532149376090112
Why is it I would rather watch a Premier League relegation battle than a game between top teams in La Liga or the Bundesliga? Is it the greatest league in the world effect?
>shelvey chatting shit in the tunnel
red card confirmed
>>66298174
You're right, there's not. However, the hivemind mentallity that modern education institutions have, due to student unions etc., is a serious problem.
>>66298192
dont give a fuck about her, she will eventually dump you and you can go back to being frog
whats with the electronic device?
>>66298181
The election was rigged, nobody actually thinks a tory government is a good one. I bet Bulgaria has a higher quality of life than we do now
newcastle are already on their holidays, they don't give a fuck, if they get relegated they know they'll just get picked up on the cheap by Ligue 1 sides
>>66297720
>there are people who unironically think Blunderland are known for anything other than their rivalry with Newcastle
This will be a classic match lads
3 red cards, referee gets knocked out and it ends 3-3, guaranteeing relegation for both teams.
stadium collapses as the fat cunts wobble down the steps to the exits and all concerned are killed.
>>66298242
video camera incase any sunderland players try to molest her
>>66298262
great post
>>66298262
BOOM
>>66298246
> Having Ed Miliband as PM would higher our standards of living
Here we go lads
>>66298242
It's a GoPro
>>66298242
state of the art anti-johnson device
>>66298242
a human girl
>>66298242
for video evidence if one of the players trys to molest her
>>66298242
nonce detector
can't be too careful around sunderland players
>>66298258
I really hope something like this happens
>>66298262
WEW
E
W
>>66298262
Quality post tbqh
Who /khazri/ here?
Sunderland are losing this lads
predictions lads? thinkin of bettin
Jack Colback? More like Jack Fullback
>>66298262
smashing post tbqh
>>66298308
High scoring draw
[hoofball intensifies]
I'm watching this only because I masochistically love shit matches.
Also, the possibility of Newcastle loosing for the 7th time is a bonus.
>>66298308
1-1
>>66298313
More like Jack Cuckback
Who are odds on?
>de foe
anyone got a stream link?
my Icelandic friend wants to watch the game
I wonder if Colback still posts here.
>de foe
why does big sam have a jew star on his suit?
Sunderland bossing this. Seven in a row incoming.
>>66298340
http://www.streamsus.com/stream4.html
just had a pot noodle lads, much nicer than I remember them being
chicken and mushroom of course
that dog running behind on the advertising boards always distracts me
>there are people on /sp/ RIGHT NOW unironically watching Memehampton vs Livershit over this
Do they have brain damage lads?
>>66298350
Newcastle to score nailed on then
How many tabs of 4chan do you lads have open?
3 here
>>66298349
6 gorillion wins in a row
>>66298368
just the one
The premier league have worked out the best way to avoid illegal streams: Make teams play in green fucking kits so you can't make anything out
>>66298352
Disgusting, fucking cancer-inducing crap.
I think I'll have one too.
>>66298373
jej
>>66298368
2. This and /cric/
> Newcastle's midfield standing in a line ball watching
Relegate these fools
>wake up
>remember Leicester City have an 8 point lead at the top of the Premier League
>>66298368
LIke 6 but three of them are dead threads on /tv/ and /wsg/
Nice corner faggot
>Shitrovic
>misstrovic
proper high intensity shit match
>>66298368
3 4chan ones in one window, a couple of reddit tabs in a 2nd window and a stream up on my monitor
this thread is so comfy
>>66298431
These sorts of matches are the best thing about English football
good save desu
>>66298398
>that Lesterl/a/d feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
>krul injured
blessing in disguise
>>66298459
>Peru (gay)
>>66298435
North East team threads are usually comfy as there's not that many fans of them here and they're all shit so there's less arrogance and shitposting.
>>66298165
>>66298459
you have to be the most irritating poster on /sp/
Shelvey has been at Newcastle for a couple of weeks and is already captain.
It goes to show how cancerous most of their players are.
>>66298462
Never even heard of poocastles goalie he looks like he's proabably wank though
Fellow unemployed northerners *nods*
mitrovic guaranteed red
>>66298368
2 /a/ tabs and this one.
Lads which boots should I get? I had F50s a few years ago and didn't really like them. Too light. Think I'll go with the Predators.
>>66298485
Made a decent save earlier
>>66298474
Why so?
>>66298466
Is that a proposition?
>>66298495
>meme boots
>>66298474
I don't understand how he manages to be first in just about any thread on this board at any time of the day
>>66298474
this
>>66298485
you've never heard of are rob elliot? wtf
>>66298495
World Cups or bust.
>Kony rugby tackling
kek
>>66298495
Just get some black ones you ponce
>>66298495
Just hollow out a couple of potatoes and stick your feet in them m8
refball
Jack "one of us' Colback
>>66298485
He's actually fairly decent, surprisingly
>>66298526
>Implying he has any
>>66298495
magista
comfy as furk
>>66298495
>that currency
>>66298525
>look at me I buck social trends and pretend I'm in the 80s that makes me mature and manly :^)
#COLBACK4ENGLAND
#GINGERPIRLO
>>66298543
found the adidas shill
What happened to Newcastle?
>>66298165
Newc/a/stle here, 3-1 to the Toon
>>66298542
Good post
>shelvey
Not very helpful with your boot suggestions lads. Has to one of those 3 because of the bumper sale. I'm not paying 150 quid for a pair of Copa Mundials
You now remember Jack Alnwick
Colback's having a great game
Colback is retarded
>>66298561
SportsDirect™
damn, colback is gonna get sent off by half time playing like this
>>66298561
Owner who has no real understanding of football and just does whatever the prevailing media opinion on what a club should do rather than actually thinking about it.
It's what a team would be like if /sp/ ran it.
>yellow card
RIP on the bench lad
Jack "slicked back" colback
Colback should be off
thats two reckless bookable tackles
Colback is stupid. He's going to get sent off
Colback is getting sent the fuck off at this rate
>de foe
>Jack Fullback
"""""We're""""" playing so much better under Rafa it's not even funny
>britclaps
>Defoe
>>66298543
>being a trendy #LAD
Why are there so many Americlaps in the audience?
>dat sunlun applause
>followed by newcasltle applause
lel
>YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH --- WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
>DE FAGGOT
Honestly, I just want to see trugeordie sad and angry
>It's yet ANOTHER Blunderland refball match
Well these are rare, especially against Newcastle.
lmao
FUCK
>muh plane
>>66297668
A toothless fat arse or a fake tanned slapper
yfw townsend gets in the england squad for the euros
WOT
Where's catts? It's not a derby without based catts
>it's a townsend does a million flashy bloot attempts none of which go in episode
He needs a new script writer 2bh
>>66298666
Beelzebug confirms
>>66298351
thanks senpai
Mitrovic fucking punched him what the fuck
what an idiot
>de foe
again
DEFOE YOU OLD FUCKER COME ON
>Shitfou
defoe should have had a hatrick
What the fuck just happened?
>manlets
FUCKING HELL DEFOE RUN FASTER
damn defoe is still sharp
>>66298666
better than walcott 2bh
>forcing this Benitez-Big Sam """rivalry""" this hard
premier league is disgusting
>Liverpool are good again
Why do the bad guys always win /sp/?
Bets on who will be sent off first?
steady on Aleksander, he's called MANNONE, not MAPONY
Went with the Predators.
Working my way up through the lower leagues. I'll be the next Vardy. You better not chat shit about my boots.
>tfw there's a bunch of Sunderland supporters watching this game in the pub surrounded by Newcastle supporters
Guess who's getting killed later
>>66298750
are jackie colback
>>66298738
u r disgusting u fat slob
>>66298760
Literally no one cares.
>Shitsoko
>>66298760
for what purpose do you buy sunglasses? i thought they dont even sell those in UK and Ireland
>>66298783
T&T proving again why he's objectively the best poster on /sp/
>>66298760
I hope you have this haircut otherwise you can't pull them off 2bh lad
At this point I'm honestly just disappointed about how shit Sissoko is
>>66298783
the windies game is about to start m8
Can't say it's not been entertaining at least
>>66298797
Some of us can afford holidays
this kirchoff fella looks good
>>66298797
going to the beach on Tuesday
>>66298861
Had the worst start ever but he's been alright since.
Imagine living in Sunderland
>Aydivey Perez
Pls lads just take advantage of this set piece
Also lel that cheeky nutmeg on Kaboul
>flopping
>>66298870
It's not so bad. I live in the greenbelt so it's actually quite nice.
>>66298870
I don't have to imagine mate
>dat mitro
>ir's a newcastle do all the attacking and concede to lucky sunderland counter-attack epidsode
Why there's Woody Harrelson in Sunderland's goal?
>>66298897
looks nothing like him you blind twat
>>66298870
I can't believe it's an actual city, the centre is literally shitter than Slough
>>66298884
whereabouts
Momentum is all for Newcastle
They're winning this at this rate
>>66298897
literally what
>>66298666
I'll just support France instead desu.
>actually making a fucking Gypsy who got run out of 2 clubs for being unreliable your club captain
>the city of Spanish waiters
>>66298897
It's Veratti's dad
>screaming like a girl
>>66298861
He was pretty good at Mainz, but he was obviously never going to be good enough for Bayern.
>>66298912
It's not, calling it a city is a meme. It's just a town.
>>66298913
The north. Just on the border of South Tyneside.
Why do people give Sky £40 a month for this shit?
>>66298870
>I used to live in Doxford Park
You know not poverty
>Shelvey fell down a staircase as a baby
jesus christ every newcastle pass puts a teammate under pressure
fucking hell all these soft twats rolling around
there hasn't even been a hard tackle yet
Yedlin la
So is this colback at LB thing actually happening?
Kind of feel like Sunderland are better without Johnson
>>66298897
i don't think woody harrelson is who you think he is
Shelvey is such a rat
>>66298999
colback, or as I like to call him, fullback ;)
>>66298944
just looked that shit up
fucking hell man, that's third world tier
>>66298999
Rafa just thought "col" meant "left" in English
>>66299005
without o'shea, cattermole, larsson, fletcher, jones, brown, gomez, graham, pantillimon and lens
Find a bigger cunt than Chris "I bleed black and white but hope Sunderland win" Waddle.
>>66298999
>80 million Raheem-Sterlings spent
>playing a DM as a LB
>spending half of the season with Dummett
>best left back in club is Haidara
>>66299038
Anyone who's ever commentated on BT Sport
>>66299038
His son
I went to school with him
game needs a goal
>Tyne and Wear
4Head
>>66299065
*my life needs a goal
>>66299065
I can see this ending 0-0 2bh
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>>66298944
holy shit it looks like a scene from war-torn croatia. how did you get out alive?
>centre halves charging forward
shit gimmick
>>66298999
>mfw half the reason he left Sunderland was being forced to play out of position
>mfw the other half was being in the relegation fight every year
BIG BLACK CENTRE BACK
>>66299061
Colback played LB at Sunderland if I'm not mistaken.
And we only spent played Dummett because literally everyone else was suspended or ded fron injury.
I will give you the fact that Haidara is """""our""""" best LB is a bit shit
tfw drunk on monday morning
>memebemba
>>66299094
Reminds me of that terrible Kompany attempt for Belgium
nice shot 2bh
>>66299102
>we
still higher quality than that swansea v aston villa shitfest
>Cancel Mbemba
>tyneside in charge of shots on target
>>66299038
Is he commentating on the Premier League Pass coverage?
Is it just me or do we not see as many goals from distance anymore?
I was watching the PL 2008 season highlights and and players were hitting blooters virtually every week.
Will Barkley and Stones follow the Rodwell career path?
>>66299111
Give him a break, he's >we'ing Newcastle.
I mean, look at them. He can't be a dirty plastic if he supports this.
Y E D L I N
E
D
L
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>>66299134
barkley almost certainly
stones is off to madrid in the summer though
>poocastle
based Defoe
DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE
DEFOOIEEEEE
Cats
>POOCASTLE
SEVEN IN A ROW
TOOOR
O
O
O
R
JUST DEFOE MY SHIT UP
D E F O E
E
F
O
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RIP NEWCASTLE
>fat spanish waiters
DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE
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I knew it
:(
FACKIN DEFOE
DESERVED
Where's he running to?
>Poopoocastle
Every year
>4 players open at the far side
>falls to defoe
ofc
TOO BIG TO GO DOWN
TOO BIG TO GO DOOOOOWN
WE ARE THE TOON
TOO BIG TO GO DOWN
HATERS BTFO
hahahaha Defoe what a cheeky cunt
>de foe
MY STREAM DIES AND A GOAL HAPPENS
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>shitcastle
SET PIECES B*TCH
YOU'RE JUST A FAT SPANISH WAITER
Error: Our system thinks your team is shit.
>poocastle x100
>Newcastle
SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE WAY AND NOT ONE OF THEM STOPPED IT
FUCK OFF YOU BUNCH OF WORTHLESS CUNTS FED UP OF SUPPORTING YOUR SORRY PATHETIC SELVES
>you were born just in time to see the death rattle of Newcastle United FC
Down the leagues you gooooo
Is Defoe the greatest signing ever made?
BASED Sunderl/a/nd
it is my sincere wish that both of these clubs are relegated this season
It's not over yet
>it's another 'Mackems stay up thx to 6 points won from Toons' episode
Every year.
>Poohcastle
>Rafa Poohnitez
>poocastle
Rafael? More like rafail
>>66299211
fuck off
>>66299207
calm down tg
>>66299210
I'm amazed they got him in the first place
what the fuck was he doing in murrika
>>66299234
Fuck off desu
>>66299210
As a swap for Altidore FUCK yes
>>66299226
yeah good one india
I wish they'd stop showing Newcastle fans. It's making me want to puke.
>tfw Mike "oy vey buy my £3 sneakers" Ashley will stop jewing promising Ligue 1 players for pennies.
Finally >we might develop our league.
>no corner
Hahahahahahahahaha
S E V E N
I N
A
R O W
hahahaha
>>66299238
He was in Canada you poof
>Lelnitez
>>66299228
>Newcastlefags
>>66299249
kek
>>66299256
>murrika's hat
close enough
>hiring a manager who got sacked a few weeks earlier
wew
>have weakest defence in league
>spend £80million
>only buy one defender
>the city of newcastle
>>66299249
You know the quote is "The finger thing means the taxes" not hand
>>66299251
>posted from my cuckshed
>>66299245
I got some sick Puma's m8 for a cheeky tenner.
And a Barcelona shirt for £12.99
So fuck you
oooh ha haha
oooh ha haha
trumpets
ooh ha haha
This half time slag was brought to you by Wonda Coffee
guys I drank for two weeks and now instead of sleeping whenever I close my eyes I see things
>Newcastle: The Image
THE BIG BAD WOLF
THE BIG BAD WOLF
THE BIG BAD WOLF
>>66299286
enjoy bandwagoning a team in the championship LOL
Is Newcastle in Wales or Scotland?
>>66299302
FML
>>66299325
Scotland
the lloyds advert gives me feels lads
>>66299325
It's in stoke m8
>>66299305
lol
missed sunday politics again ffs
>twn seed Rebecca Lowe
>doumbia not even on the bench for newcastle
Is he injured or is he just another Ferreyra?
>>66299112
shut the fuck up
>>66299325
Northern Ireland M80
>>66299349
I miss This Week every week
>>66299325
It's in Championship m8.
>>66299359
literally who
>>66299303
so you've reached adulthood in Finland, so what?
Mou apparently signed a pre contract today. 5m compensation if he's not hired by May 1. Another 10m if not by June 1
RIP filoshofee
Rebecca Lowe making me yak absolutely disgusting
>>66299359
fucking hell I forgot he even joined
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
>>66299382
why?
is there another club trying to hire him?
>>66299376
>doumbia
guy on loan from roma, hasn't started yet
>ferreyra
guy from shaktar who was on loan a few seasons ago, didn't even play
CHICKEN MADRAS
Souness just fucking savaged Townsend
>real men don't do that
kek
>>66299412
I think the point of it is so he'll wait for the summer and not take another job, and if they don't want him in the end he gets a pay out.
>>66299430
don't do what
>>66299438
>he doesn't have Sky
>>66299412
He's probably agreed not to talk to other clubs, the compensation assures his United won't go behind his back and keep LVG or hire someone else
>>66299342
>Allowing a horse to run through a hospital
>Responsible Bank
Pick one
>>66299382
Wouldn't be surprised to see Utd throw away 15m 2bh
>>66299454
>Having Sky
What a pleblord
here we...here we fucking go
>nine and a half years
>newcastle havent come back to win from a half time deficit at home in 9 years
jesus fuck
>>66299412
Real Haram (allegedly)
>>66299372
smirk/kek
CITY OF NEW CASTLE
this is why you dont buy all your players from holland and frances shitty leagues
AYY LMAO
Era goal
Sunderland are losing this shit
This will end 0-3. I eagerly await your (You)s
Rafa bringing the glamour back to the Championship
kirchoff running this shit
might sign him on career mode
>that fat milf behind rafa
would desu
dat fucking tackle
>mongly
>Kirchoff is great
WHAT IS THIS MEME
>sacking mclaren
kek classic impatient geordies.
>>66299631
post
>The city of Sunderland's free kicks
>memetrovic
>>66299631
Pic
Mitroshit
>>66299670
>
He was fucking shit m8, and I'm not even a Jewcastle fan
>ayy oze
Newcastle 2-1, nailed on
>shitssoko
how is this nigga still in the france squad?
>Moussa 'i only use my left foot to jump into bus' Sissoko
defoe in charge of not being greedy as fuck
>The good guys are one
feels great desu
UH, ALL THE MACKEMS OR INBREDS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS BOARD BECAUSE IT'S FOR MAGS ONLY,
poopcastle right guise
Jack Rodwell
Newcastle know what they're doing
They're tiring Sunderland out, going for two late goals
Probably will get it too
This match is a turning point in Newcastles history.
Win and we'll probably use the momentum to stay up and Rafa will bring in new players and build a great team to challenge for cups and top 8+. A new era of prosperity.
Lose and we go down. Rafa leaves. And we enter an era of yo yoing up and down between the prem and championship with shit managers and shit players. A new era of mediocrity.
If we lose I'm sacking it all in and supporting Blyth Spartans.
>tfw still another hour and a quarter until the Arab v Jew derby
>>66299670
When the only managers with worse records are a decrepit past-it and a guy too shit for the MLS, you know how bad he was.
Kirchoff is a hack
>>66299780
>Newcastle know what they're doing
When has this ever been the case?
who isnt shit in this 200m+ squad?
>>66299725
go 2-1 up, colback off
sunlun tie 2-2
both relegated
If anything this season Newcastle have at least discovered a new goalkeeper
>>66299799
Right now
They've clearly practiced.
>Marcello Lippi watching
both these two should go down and play this meme derby in the championship
we are all bored off it
>>66299781
>If we lose I'm sacking it all in and supporting Blyth Spartans.
Fair enough, yo yoing between NPL and Conference North instead
>>66299784
bring back king kev
>>66299806
Perez could be pretty good with a good team around him.
>>66299753
>Writing it in Caps
Ok
>Breeny
Stop trying shit like that
Bog sim
It's a bootiful sunny day lads.
>>66299806
mbemba, ayyoze, wijnaldum
>>66299835
>no mention of Wijnaldum
>>66299844
his manger
>>66299822
Better than this shite
>9.5 YEARS
>>66299749
>That £10k a hat-trick Bonus Clause
Not even joking since I work for KPGM and saw the contract.
>>66299846
Ok bernard mathews
why rafa stills chooses mitrovic as starter? fuck they gonna get relegated
three different managers, all of them trust this useless cunt, the only outcome could be relegation
Bring on the eredivsie flop
>>66299875
BOOTIFUL!
>>66299863
Don't ever fucking chat to me on here
>>66299846
how are the turkeys?
LOLBACK OFF
WHAT A TWAT
Mitrovic looks like he would be happy if he could avoid the ball for the entire 90 minutes
>De Jong
IT'S HABBENING
>sissoko lb
lel
Last digit determines how many years NUFC spend in Championship.
If 0, they're somehow staying up.
>sissoko left back
OH SHIT RAFA WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANITA IS ON THE BENCH
>>66299847
>>66299835
i wonder where he will go. back to spain?
The gf wants to fuck but I wanna watch the end of the match.
What do?
>>66299916
>gf
Wake up from your dream
"Camera 2, please find a close up of someone with their hands or fingers near to their mouth. This will help to portray the anxiety in the crowd to the viewers at home"
>>66299916
Fuck her while watching the match
>>66299916
Have a wank
>>66299915
Either that or some mid table/top10-but-not-europe epl team
will mackems be happy seeing lolback relegated?
Stephen Hawking would be faster to the ball than Mitrovic
>>66299939
Yeah. Karma and stuff.
>>66299916
Only keep watching if you prefer the wank.
>>66299916
Tell her to blow you while you watch the game.
>>66299939
not really, its an easy 6 points down the drain
>>66299916
Normies out ree etc
Why are Newcastle just passing the ball to Mannone EVERY TIME
>>66299922
>you will never direct a tv game for 2 grand a week, a job stacked full of cliches so fucking obvious to football supporters any of us could do it after two days training
>need to use a super-sub
>it's Celine DeJong
Newcastle scoring from this corner
>>66299980
Because he's a straight white male
the crowd is more entertaining than the game
>>66299999
>you will never get quints
>de mong
>>66300012
>(you)
>>66299999
lovely numericals my man
>>66299923
>>66299931
>>66299956
I'm watching with her family
>>66299999
Sure you could do it, friend
Witnessed btw
>>66299999
quints confirm football TV direction as a fucking joke
das it mane
DAS IT MANE
>>66299999
checked
>sunderland will actually relegate newcastle
LEL
>>66300002
Well they don't have any other good subs
>henri 'literally who' saviet
>papiss 'born offside' cisse
>manu 'my only goal was a miskick' riviere
>>66299999
Quints are witnessed
>>66300031
>excuses
man up and make her blow you in front of her whole family.
So once poocastle go down, which of their players do you reckon other Prem clubs will poach if any?
Where were you when there was quints?
>>66299935
Santa Claus knows who's naughty
>>66300077
watching these dubs
>>66300071
Scissors Co., janmaat and krul
Pretty much it
>every sub is defenders
>>66300077
Doubs discovered
Quints ITT this been my lucky week
>>66300071
Tim Krul
Perez
and that's it
>>66299999
Dem 9's
Will Newcastle fans punch police horses after this?
>>66300062
where the fuck is Doumbia?
OSHEA IS ON
NEWCASTLE WILL WIN
>>66300071
mbemba, wijnaldum, krul and perez, and maybe janmaat. no-one else is good enough to bother with
>It's a Kaboul picks up and injury two games after returning from one episode
>>66300088
oh fuck
>>66300077
>>66300088
Whaoa. there's magic in the air
>>66300100
Why? They're about to win.
>>66300071
perez cos hes young.
shelvey cos hes english
the rest will fuck off back to their old leagues for like 1m each
Someone tell Townsend the Bale "cut in and bloot" doesn't work anymore
>>66300100
We're past the stage of anger
Now it's just acceptance
Big Sam is the ultimate shrewdie
>>66300119
someone also tell shelvey to stop shooting from that distance
>>66300104
>O'Shea has never lost to newcastle
>>66300131
>>66300131
the other derby thread
>>66300119
He's always done that to be fair, it's his entire game plan. It's just he's shit at it.
>>66300103
no idea, i didn't hear anything about him being injured
CISSE
FUCKING HELL SUNDERLAND WHY ARE YOU SO FAR BACK
Can we finally accept O'Shea is old and slows down everything for us?
>>66300139
nobody cares about that mid table shit, /sp/ will watch the spurs game thank you.
is there a better manager at avoiding being relegated than bog sim
hes an artist
>>66300139
Midtableassico
cisse pls score
>cisse pls score
>'no'
Cisse pls score
We actually have a team of manlets
What the fuck is happening
Sunderland please stop letting them get so far forward
perez is shit desu
>>66300172
pulisball
Cisse pls
>>66300172
He has a very particular set of skills
That's why you pay that Benitez money, to throw the kitchen sink at it
happier times lads
>>66300213
So does every other team
Anyone have the image of Sunderland in cat form?
Remember, it's Newcastle v Aston Villa in the Championship next season. And Burnley v Bournemouth in the PL.
>>66300258
>watford v wigan was once a top flight fixture
I wish my team wasn't bad
did mclaren get all 3/4 years worth of wages when he got sacked?
£10 on sunderland to concede
Nailed on, free money
>>66300258
And Leicester vs Barca in the CL final
>>66300254
furfags raus
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66300258
and Leicester v Barcelona in the champions league
>>66300254
Which one in particular?
>>66300258
>Newcastle, Sunderland and Middlesborough could all be in the Championship next season
>>66300277
these Leicester sevens are getting out of hand again
>>66300273
great bet
go all in
I don't think I can face the mackems at work
7 in a row is just too much
Holy shit he could've killed him
Mannone might get a ban for that lash out there.
>That cheeky slap from Mannone
>>66300126
You're going down lad
Have fun watching tantalising fixtures like Burton Albion away.
>Cisse (offside)
>>66300282
MOU PLS
>foul throw
top kek
Damn it yedlin is such a manlet
>>66300290
fucking amateurs
>>66300309
>>66300310
traditional italian gesture of friendliness
>>66300309
Nah
It wasn't very serious, more just a reaction to having been kicked in the head.
MITROVIC
>>66300290
The one where they're shaped like a ball. One of you must have it.
MITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVICMITROVIC
>>66300302
ive been saying that since it was 3 in a row
and this ones even worse cos theyre effectively relegating us
MITRO PLS SCORE
SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE SLAVCASTLE
HAHAA THE FAN ON THE PITCH
WEW LADS
>taking off your shirt for an equalizer
>dat fanhug
SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK SERBIJA STRONK
>CONCEDING TO MITROVIC
>BLUNDERLAND
>sunderland will never keep a clean sheet again in your lifetime
EAT A FUCKING DICK SUNDERLAND GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
> That fan nearly killed his own player
COME THE FUCK ON
YOU CAN DO IT LADS
HOWAY THE LADS
>dat pitch invader
Top kek
>>66300355
Did he actually somersault the fan?
This kills the tynewear derby in the pl
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSS
MITROVIC YOU FUCKING HERO
MEMES
fuck's sake, I had money on blunderland
great cameo from the fat geordie
>>66300273
grats la
LMAOOOOO THAT FAN
>that bloke on the pitch
REMOVE KEBAB
Fucking called it
O'Shea is too fucking old and he fucks up the defence when he comes on
Just look at how much Sunderland fell back after he was subbed
Webm of pitch invader where?
>>66300273
Congrats la
How much does Benitez weigh?
So now they're both getting relegated
good job blunderland
you just got yourself relegated
>>66300368
Leaping over his own fan's sliding tackle
Wenger out
Rafa IN
>>66300401
about 350
>>66300383
>>66300400
I didn't actually put it on, I don't bet on Newcastle.
daily reminder that a draw isn't good enough for both sides, least of all newcastle
I DON'T BELIEVE IT
PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE
>>66300401
25 Stone lad
>>66300405
gotta win at Narj
>>66300401
0.006 mike ashleys
>>66300436
ABLs win again
>>66300436
>liverlels
>tfw both these shirt teams are going down
>>66300461
TOGETHER FOREVER
ELECTRIC
>>66300471
NO MATTER HOW LONG
>>66300461
Kits aren't that bad desu
>>66300461
>shirt
>lelverpool
>>66300471
They're the /sp/ and /a/ of real life football
>>96
hahahahahHAHAHAH LIVERSHIT GUYS
>>66300461
>this matchup next year in the championship
>>66300461
>shirt teams
What other kind of teams are there?
DAS IT MANE
Benitez has really turned this club around, Who would have thought they were capable of getting a darw at home to Sunderland? They must be certainties to stop up now,
>lelverpoo
How many points have blunderland thrown away, fuck me
this team will never get out of the championship, they have no discipline
>>66300471
>>66300495
>>66300522
Two Nil
And they Fucked It Up
To be fair I expected this shit.
We've been utter trash this season, both teams
Neither deserves to win, we're both going down.
Mitrovic looks genuinly fucking terrifying.
>>66300461
>shirt teams
As opposed to shirtless teams? Yellow card for that lad
Love me some cattermole
>The pool of liver
>>66300573
>someone metioned le anime must post it LOOK EVERYONE I LOVE ANIMEEEEEEEE
fuck
off
>>66298327
I hate it when I'm right
heem sleep
heem sleepy
MITROVIC DIED
BRAVE MAN
>both teams working together to waste time
Fucking hell we're piss poor
HEEM SLEEPY
MITRO DED
Things that made Sunderland not win this:
1. Their subs
That's it
Heem sleepy
mitrovic is kill
Webm of Messi killing that girl?
holy shit
>Mitrovic
>scores the equalizer
>knocks himself out
What a man
All for the shirt lads
goodnight mr tom
>Pretending to be unconscious for a penalty
why subbing khazri
>mitrovic pushing the doctors away
>>66300708
Wat
Mitrovic now regrets faking concussion to try and win a penalty
>>66300742
fighting with rafa now
top mong
Rip in pepperoni sweet prince
Welp
Both teams getting relegated
>>66300742
>>66300755
>>66300759
I'm starting to like him
>>66300748
He missed a shot and it rekt a lady in the stands.
He may be shit but Mitrovic is the only thing giving me delight as a Newcastle fan
Mitrovic gets an arm on the chin and fakes being unconscious. What a cunt
>>66300789
Hell bang in 20 goals next year lad
Best result for Norwich desu.
norwich win the tyne/wear derby
draw is a great result for sunderland after blowing it
Who /relegated/ here?
>>66300824
right here bby
>>66300784
He's an extremely competitive guy, I hope he makes it in England
Remember when Pereira went sleepy at the world cup then came back on against the doctor's advice?
>>66300805
yeah.. he'll be a good fit for the champs
cheap sky sports not even at the stadium
>>66300868
My point exactly ;^)
>>66300876
they're always at the second ground of super sunday
>>66300850
Yea, but Mitrovic didn't get knocked out. Got an arm on the chin and faked it.
mitrovic is so based lads
I think if Newcastle had the same amount of refball as Sunderland they could have won 8-0. In fact if Villa had as much seasonal refball as Sunderland they could have won the league.
>Holding in the player in the box?
>Play on
>Do it again?
>Play on
>Third time lucky?
>Nah just play on
>Shoulder barge?
>Better give Sunderland a freekick
What a pathetic scum side.
>Having the game stopped for fucking "cramp"
>Pretending to have cramp to stop the game in the first place
Sunderland bottled it pure and simple.
>>66300909
He looked out to me, and wasn't it a clash of heads?
>>66300902
does that mean i have to listen to niall quinn for the next 2 hours?
Johnson back on the team next season lads?
>>66300909
>>66300929
Doctors said he had a fit/seizure according to the commentary
>>66300924
>Colback trying to swap shirts with borini multiple times despite already being on a yellow
He must still have some of the Sunderland magic
>>66300909
He didn't fake it. You can tell from the way they fall when they get knocked out in mid-air, he just fell down like a lifeless body. The instinct to protect the fall completely gone
>>66300909
It was his own doctor who said he should be off, not the refs.
>>66298154
>calling others nerds
>shitposting on 4chan
you should probably just kill yourself already m8
>>66301203
Yeah like you can't fake that either
Idiot
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