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Bet365 not doing accys anymore subedition
Previous thread: >>64913053
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tfw no greek femdom gf
Manhattan ML tonight in college basketball lads
Thor win 5-0+
>>64929755
this.
and also
>the American that just wrote an essay about the NFL as the new thread was posted
top jej
>>64930100
New thread had been up about 10 mins, if he is so clueless he can't scroll to the bottom and check for that sort of thing before posting then that is his own fault.
>ywn train for ninja warrior with your qt sportscaster gf
>>64929892
>Manhattan ML tonight in college basketball lads
small?
>>64930077
when?
>>64930135
Sorry, I'm on my mobile and sometimes, the new posts take forever to show up.
LARGE on Miami/Denver O191.5
>>64930207
reasoning?
>Throttur
>>64930207
>>64930181
Thinking a medium.
>>64930185
Now
>>64930221
>>64930232
2 high scoring teams with weak defense
>>64930207
>overs in a Miami game
'no'
>>64930285
>with weak defense
>Miami is 2nd in the league in defensive PPG
Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lyin?
>>64930274
literally can't even find it
>>64930285
Also, both teams are in the bottom third in the league in PPG you fucking meff
>>64930342
worm
>>64930327
They just gave up
98 to Utah
104 to the Clippers
111 to the Warriors
95 to the Suns
Dont be a average babby
>>64930285
>2 high scoring teams with weak defense
good call, bookies probably don't even watch NBA games
>>64930355
And those averages are both ~95 which when multiplied by 2 is 190 dickhead
>>64930363
So you're saying that they kept 3 of those 4 teams at or below their average ppg?
>>64930426
>this fucking obsession
The game will be 1xx-9x get on it or dont
Thor score 4+ second half, -1 a special from here
>>64930473
Which bookies are doing it?
>that header in the Sporting game
Surreal
>>64930468
It very well might be, but your reasoning is wrong
>>64930488
Would bet 100% of my roll that you don't have an account at any of them
>>64930504
Well tell us then so I can find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtZqv4-r8gs
>this tournament will never be traded
>>64930605
Need webms like AIR
Eating out is definitely +ev
2222222222
>>64930181
>8lbs
Chelsea/Everton O/U is 2.5
Should I take the over?
>English keeping
Top fucking lel
>Gronk limited in Fridays walkthrough
>limited
>in a fucking walkthrough
>Edelman also listed as questionable
KC +5.5 is now going at +4.5 and the Seahawks have moved from +3 to +1.5
>>64930715
Chiefs +5 bet of the millennium desu
>>64930504
>i'm so shrewd because i have a 10bet account
it's only 2-0 pmsl
>>64930731
Imagine taking an hour to find just one place carrying the game, missing out on the SW price and then thinking a game is only 55 minutes long pmsl
>>64930761
Imagine being a virgin over the age of 20 pmsl
>>64930761
PLEASE have sex
>>64930812
Imagine being this much of a SEETHING little slug because you're too simple to research your own bets.
>>64930821
You too.
Basi Booms unreal
wew had over 3.5 in Sporting game
>>64930880
Same, got it at a shit price though. Also on Sporting DNB so torn
>>64930880
>>64930887
BEEP BEEP BLOG ALERT
>>64930861
Should I sign up? Is it better than PGA?
>>64930887
I got it -154 (1.63) on Cloudbet
>>64930898
Like this new gimmick
>>64930880
>>64930887
zzzzzz slimy lotto aftertimers
>>64930919
>post every bet that you ever make in /bet/
zzzzzz
>>64930919
If I posted and it lost you would bash me for the whole thread and post how you were down unbelievable sums
>>64930939
I posted everything I was on today desu
>>64930959
BEEP BEEP BLOG ALERT
>>64930977
>Actually letting le gimmick man make this a thing that quickly
You're only encouraging him
>>64930977
That wasnt even me mate. That brit anon is a knob too but cba with giving him any more replies.
lads lads lads ;)
doing anything this friday night? ;)
>>64931005
>>64931010
Soz lads
>>64930959
I typically only post stuff that I would recommend other people get on, so not my lotto shite
>>64931024
drinking cheap wine and playing fifa
>>64931005
Knew this one would take off desu. Created so many gimmicks unreal.
>>64931024
Going out to a soul food restaurant later with my old lady. Then probably watching Making a Murderer at her apartment.
thread theme?
>>64930664
>8lbs
well my dicks only half that, doesn't really matter if she can lift anything else t b h
>>64931101
For lotto bets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYpF2pCkLI
>>64930939
>>64930947
Not saying tip your -ev lotto shite but it's pointless posting that it won after it comes in, no one cares
>>64931059
>stealing my gimmick
Such a fraud
gameplan for bpl tomorrow?
I've got Leicester DC X/2 @ 1.29
Newcastle - West Ham BTTS @ 1.72
Man City @ 1.36
Boro @ 1.95
Total 5.93
can't stop betting on inplay lotto tennis shite
>>64931219
Is reddit down? Why are you here?
>>64931219
oi oi cheeky acca lad lad banter
>>64930077
pmsl
>>64931296
Yeah I'm crying here over them winning 2-0 despite being priced on a straight win. Have sex.
>murderball returning in Chile
tybg
>>64931314
>priced on a SW
'no'
>>64931334
Clueless.
LeBron isn't playing. Get on Houston above evens before the line drops
>>64931356
Worked out where you fucked up on your "research" yet lid? :^)
>>64931416
Pmsl if you think a 2 goal win on a SW is fucking up ahahahahaha please have sex and go back to picking your acca for tomorrow you clueless seething little penny punting sixth former slug. Would love to test your greasy little chin you no-good cockroach.
>>64931436
What is your address mate? Will genuinely pay for an escort to come over and fuck you, feel bad for you.
>bored waiting for bet to come in
>open up the casino to pass time
>blackjack
>turn the £2,000 pretend starting money into £100,000 within minutes
>tfw they've probably rigged the odds to entice people and if I played for real the dealer would draw 10 blackjacks in a row
>>64931400
>lying
>>64931457
Only a virgin would project this much lmao
O'Higgins -1 @2.25. Chance after chance so far for O'Higgins. Union La Calera haven't had any clean chances
lids, UFC bets coming though
Charles Rosa @ 1.4 has a lot of value, his opponent is coming in on less than 1 weeks notice and has fought last Friday. He is also making debut. Rosa is 2-1 in the UFC dropping decisions to a solid vet Siver and a top prospect Rodriguez. He has also finished all of his fights although the betting line for a finish isn't out yet.
>>64931457
Not him but will you get a brass for me?
>>64931478
if this doesn't come in I will cut your balls off
>>64931467
BEEP BEEP BLOG ALERT
Will never understand why you would come here just to post pointless stuff like that
>>64931472
I'm not. He's not gonna play tonight
>>64931497
W-what if it does come in?
>>64931480
Soo LARGE?
>>64931498
To irritate little freaks like you I imagine.
>>64931516
I will lick them clean
>>64931517
>Rosa is 2-1 in the UFC dropping decisions to a solid vet Siver and a top prospect Rodriguez
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>64931498
Sorry, senpai. I'll try a little harder to fit in.
LIKE AIR LIDS TEST YOUR CHIN SLUG PMSL ABSOLUTELY SEETHING TEARS IF YOU WEREN'T ON UP AMOUNTS
The Easter shitposter(s) have come back early it seems
>>64931565
It's one guy. Quite scary actually might be Mark.
>>64931563
that other guy just got BTFO
>>64931537
my bad famalam meant 1-2 but the fights he lost aren't really a knock on him. He made his debut vs Siver on short notice and Rodriguez is a great prospect.
Bochniak is 6-0 but all his wins are against lower tier competition (only one opponent had a winning record at the time they faced him)
>>64931478
Your balls are lucky. So far.
Market suspended as I'm on the bet countdown.
Fuck this sad existence
>>64931478
>>64931497
ERA PENAL
Why'd I only go small? My inherent mistrust of >Ameribets works against me
>>64931666
Was a soft penalty tbf
>>64931599
That did cross my mind anon, the bad times may be upon us once again
Girldem you lot stay
Anybody do fanduel?
25$ bet
>>64931721
>fanduel
You've been had
>>64931436
Why are you talking like this?
>>64931733
I'm very good at nba but nfl seems that I get the lowest scores ever. In the 80's. I need help
>>64931757
He's a very strange one
>>64931757
Imagine being devoid of any social contact, the last time you spoke to a girl was at the end of Year 13 over 5 years ago. The only thing keeping you alive is your betting success and you consider /bet/ your domain so you need to fend off people who take over. You would go crazy too.
how do i stop my self from betting on lotto inpaly shite?
I'm inclined to go tiny on Szpilka @ 7.00 in his bout against Wilder tomorrow, not because he's Polish, but rather to enjoy the match and Wilder looked weirdly flegmatic at the weigh-ins today. More over Wilder's a marketing product and while still a better boxer than Szpilka he never fought against an opponent that wanted the belt instead of just a paycheck.
>>64931939
Win money on good bets earlier in the day so you dont feel you have to make a bet.
>Ladbrokes still got Chiefs +5 @1.9
i-if you insist
Reminder to play Sky Super 6 this weekend as it's the most +ev thing you can do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huvym4GZp1k
thread theme
Mackers update anyone?
>>64932029
motherwhat
>>64932029
decent bet desu
>>64932103
>little home counties white boys listening to american gangster rap
Sort your life out
>O'Higgins raping ass
let me lick your balls ameribets
Time to get comfy
>>64932171
>being this obsessed with race and nationalism
Please read a book.
>Packers +7
dang, absolutely on
>>64932193
I read a book a week
>>64932196
Tears when they win
>>64932196
>Rodgers & his feeble little oline vs. that defence
>Packers secondary vs. Palmers dragons
>>64932177
Just have a beer in my memory lad
Brasil being a fraud as usual
I really wish bet365 made an option to turn on a specific sound for corners so I don't have to check back every 5 minutes.
>>64932319
I'll have one of those fuckers in honor of you, based >Ameribets
>>64932379
Do you live in Berlin by chance?
Okay I bit on the Chiefs +5 meme
>>64932406
Not even close.
>>64932420
It aint a meme mate. I am SALIVATING at the thought of this game. The Chiefs pass rush is a pack of hungry dogs and Tom Brady is the juiciest steak.
>>64932029
It's that on Bovada too.
Did I do that right? -110 would mean that if you win, your return stake is 1.9 right?
Brasil tipped unders in this youth cup game.
pmsl.
>>64932467
If I win, I stay in. If not I'm cashing out for a while. I've turned my $30 investment into $200 over 2 weeks. I'm on a roll of bad bets and would rather just take the remaining money if I lose again.
>>64932477
>american odds
its 1.91 apparently m8
>>64932445
Damn... Is there a Hofbräuhaus near you?
>>64932477
switch out of American odds in the settings. It makes going on this site easier, and a lot of sources will use european odds. Plus it just makes more sense.
>>64932571
No. Just several normal breweries.
>>64932549
SMACKED
M
A
C
K
E
D
>>64932587
I've just now gotten used to the American odds goddamnit.
>>64932624
decimal is easy though, you dont even have to get used it it
its just your stake x odds = winnings
>>64932624
There is nothing to get used to with European odds:
1.9= 1.9-1=.9 x bet is your win
$1 bet @ 1.9= $.90 win. easy
So, hypothetically, let's say you got on an underdog @2.1 or higher
Then the other team's 3 most important player died/tore ACL.
The odds then switch completely and the favorite becomes an underdog. You then place a bet on the new underdog guaranteeing profit.
Would a bookie void the bets under this situation?
Bovada still has Washington on a +7.5 if you want to get on. Up 7 and line opened at a +7
>>64932671
if you put the bet in they would honor it.
>>64932650
>>64932635
No doubt it is easier. No reason not to switch.
>>64932671
no but enjoy your $10 guaranteed profit senpai
>>64932671
>would trading get void
no, it is a whole subset of betting
it's how retards makes his living, 0.2 euros per trade after 5 minutes has elapsed on the unders goals market
>>64932808
Retards is shrewd as fuck mate. The dutch Caan Berry if you will.
Spoonfeed me a bet please.
>>64932887
Chiefs +5
>>64932906
already on that senpai, any nice bets on tonight?
>>64932906
rate that, bet of the week
>>64932923
Dont think so, something could always pop-up in-play though.
>>64932923
inplays looking very meh atm
>>64932934
i had a nice in play on bulls/philly last night:
no team to win by more than 6 points (got on it just before HT)
will probably go to bed soon as im falling asleep
best of luck tonight
Blackhawks v Maple leafs at 0-0 atm
2.35 ML for Blackhawks
they already scored 1 but was apparently offside
>>64932992
2.35 in regulation time? as they are 1.72 overall
>>64932808
calijah had to put in a nightshift to get a derby top
>>64932992
Also Vancouver Canucks v Carolina at 1-1
Vancouver not doing well atm , lost last night , expecting Carolina will pull it back and won 4-1 v St Louis last night
Carolina at 2.15 ML atm
>>64933030
yeah reg i mean you can bet on OT too but i went small and on reg time
Expecting them to get better 2nd third
>>64933039
lad is handsome as fuck tbqh
>>64933090
>You'll never stack shelves all week waiting for the next Derby match
>>64933090
if he had better hair he would be like an 8/10 desu, guy has great facial aesthetics
no homo
>>64933090
>gay emo hair
>can barely grow a beard
>jet black nigger eyes
his chin would not withstand a testing
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc
>>64933206
Banger
WORLD /freemoney/ idea
100,000 real Youtube subs are worth absolute sums
I might rip this off desu
>john wall is literally a WALL
Pacers getting ass raped by Washington on their own court.
>>64933313
they arent worth sums if you dont post any videos and dont get any views
>>64933348
>implying he won't just sell the account when it reaches 100k to some nut who will then post lots of shitty videos and cause everyone to unsub
>>64933348
I mean that he could sell the account to some advertising company, which he clearly intends to do, for a hefty wad of cash while doing no work
>>64933369
good idea desu mate
>>64933348
or more likely >>64933369 and just some nut who wants to be famous
100k bot subs are worth like a grand, but actual real ones would be worth much much more
Praying bookies carry Lyceum v Benilde in 2-3 hours time but only fonbet have them on the skedge right now
>>64933379
>no work
he probably works harder shilling this shit than actual top subscribed youtubers who make millions a year. not that they work hard playing video games or whatever the fuck this retarded generation watches on youtube
>>64933039
fucking disgusting top lads
>>64933442
he just copy and pastes the same comment on popular music videos senpai
gaming is a super saturated market, you can't make it there anymore
>>64933440
Literally stopped betting on that after the group stages. Is it still worth betting on?
>>64933313
Wish I thought of this desu
>>64933547
I've made a dupe account of it. His account has only been up a few months and is already on 20k, lets see if I can gain as many subs by posting vapid shit
Daily reminder pats and Carolina handis are SPECIALS
>>64933590
acct name?
>>64933496
Most likely tonight is last round of fixtures but yeah bookies still fucking up hard on it but Mara didn't carry last round and don't have them on the skedge but skybet have carried a few so might still be able to get on.
This tournament is set up weird so its actually a second group stage with the idea being the winner of the first group stage will play the winner of the second group stage for the title unless the same team wins both stages in which case they automatically become champs.
Arellano are on the verge of winning both but have to play San Beda after the Lyceum Benilde game. Lyceum are already eliminated and have stopped giving a fuck and I think have one or two suspensions although I'm not sure on that. Benilde can still win this group stage but only if they absolutely blow the fuck out of Lyceum and Beda beat Arellano so Benilde should come out firing hard against a shit opponent that has no motivation and may be missing some players so overs and almost any Benilde handi is a bet.
Arellano vs Beda probs won't have much value but I'd expect Arellano to go out there and do the job desu, probs a tight game though so unders and a biggish + for either side would be the only bets and I wouldn't go too big on either of those.
>>64933604
hup
>>64933604
>Australia
any boxing experts around?
>>64933919
What's on your mind m8?
>>64933919
Here
>>64933961
Disturbing
>>64933961
what the fuck is that
>>64934069
It's just some man kissing a baby but it looks like it's his ass until you look closely.
don't fuck me over now thunder
>>64933951
>>64933979
just looking at the bets on the 3 HW fights tomorrow
Haye/De Mori
Glazkov/Martin
Wilder/Szpilka
bet365 seems to have worse odds than other bookies for boxing but is there anything you guys like?
>>64933332
"Professional" team allowing 35 points in 2nd Q
>Went to see the Indiana Pacers
>All players were very slow
>>64934097
>De Mori's record might look great (30-1-2) but all he has fought are journeymen and he looks nothing more than a good journeyman to test Haye and sharpen him up.
>I don't know how Martin has got a world title shot but Glazkov couldn't have hoped for an easier opponent. The big American does carry some power but he only started boxing age 22; the Ukrainian should absolutely school him.
>I think Wilder may come through this one with a late stoppage but I am certainly not writing Szpilka off, plenty of value to be had on Szpilka this weekend for me. Tomorrow Wilder will keep his title even it will be hard.
>>64934097
Need Finchy like air
>Manhattan getting a no call on their final drive
>foul called with 0.3 seconds left
>lose by 3
O-ok
>>64934121
Glad I put my money on the wizards when they were nearly evens. It was just before they went on their 2nd quarter rampage.
>>64934159
thanks senpai, was thinking Haye in rounds 1-3 @ 1.9. Saw a lot of people tipping Martin to win fro some reason.
>>64934182
>>64934121
>tfw didn't bet on the wiz
7 point spread did seem high, not that I did any research at all but whatever
>>64934225
When it comes to basketball I usually decide to make my bet when it's the second quarter. I didn't do much on the match but I did know Rodney Stuckey was out for pacers because of his foot.
I am a football man, I am a soccer fan. I came to see Maradona who's going to score in Naplesss
ello?
>>64934814
How are you?
>>64934094
-12 is in laddies
OKC is hot
>>64933641
Aye, not sure if it's worth staying up for then. I'm already half cut and needing sleep. Cba for it not to come inplay anywhere. Appreciate the insight though man. I'm pretty sure it was me you and nestle who were about for all of the first group stages tbqh.
>>64932906
Why exactly is this a good bet? I know it's /freemoney/ (I've already taken Chiefs +5), but how do you guys evaluate value for bets?
>>64935071
Only 30 mins to an hour tops for the first fixture and thats the one to be on so if you can stick around a little longer it might be worth it. Really will be surprised if Benilde don't absolutely spank Lyceum and bookies will probably price it up fairly closely
>>64935125
quaking
Dirk doing the Bulls dirty
>>64935347
DIdn't smack any and all unders in this game
Honestly don't see why I bother wasting oxygen
>>64935468
Figured the game would be at least in the 190's with the bulls going to OT last night, but it was definitely hard to watch
>friendlies between literally whos
my fav type of game
werent even on the skedge either
It's only the beginning of the season but Santos v Chiapas should cover the over in goals.
Seething @ Skybet tbqh
>>64935866
why?
>>64935877
Wouldn't unsuspend Adelaide game before second goal :(
>>64935897
They do this so often. Takes them 5-10 mins to unsuspend after a goal. How did they have it priced up?
Charles Martin by decision is 5/1 on Ladbrokes, price it much lower desu.
>>64935794
Got a stream?
>>64935947
Could've sworn they had a way way better SW price than Marathon but went 1-0 as I was looking. Wanted to smack away overs didnt bring it back at all.
and now 3-0 |:
>>64935997
10bet have it if you're still interested
Players coming out for the Benilde game, get ready lads
>>64936057
who's carrying? just fonbet?
>>64935977
On @6
>>64936080
fonbet only ones that definitely had it on skedge but others have carried before so it'll be a manic hunt once it kicks off
Anyone going to lump on heat now 87-85 game despite trailing by like 10 earlier
Not too confident since no wade or dragic today
>>64936057
h-hurry up lads
>>64936253
Starting to think they aren't bringing it in which will be lame.
>he doesnt know how to access the secret markets on 365
>>64936253
Just kicked off according to twitter so give it like 5 mins tops
>>64936274
>he doesn't have a bespoke bookie
>>64936294
I do actually mate. Been calling him all day topping up on Chiefs +5.
Fonbet surreal
>>64936370
Doesn't look like anywhere else carrying sadly
>stayed up till 4:19 and can't even get on
fuck sake
>>64936404
skybet have it
>>64936413
>evens
surreal
>>64936413
aye, benilde at 2.00, wtb?
>>64936413
Oh shit yeah, wasn't there till I refreshed. Nice one lad.
11111111111
>SUSPENDING AS STAKING
NO NO NO FUCK OFF
>>64936436
see
>>64933641
Benilde need to win by 7 minimum and Lyceum don't give a fuck
Got 50 on inter @2.02
