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>/bet/ meet-up in Bulgaria when sub-edition
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>RIP David Bowie sub edition
>>64896072
>he's really dead
;_;
>>64896081
>>64896081
>>64896081
Actual thread desu.
I rate Zidane sub sub edition
Chiefs +5 is the LOCK of the divisional round.
Basi Booms surreal sub-sub-sub edition
Great work by the BBC getting MOTD out in time
Comfy night bet edition
>>64896214
Tez thread
>>64896214
>J West
kill yourself
>>64896224
Looks very comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SsolOTSxo8
>Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski was limited in practice with a knee injury. Helps explain why he was held out of Tuesday's full-pads session.
CANT
STOP
SHAKING
OH MY GOD
TOPPING UP CHIEFS
>>64896444
sauce??
shit son juventude got dis, on sw tb h
Got asked to leave the grocery store today because i could under no circumstance stop farting
>>64896531
https://twitter.com/mikereiss
wtb?
>>64896675
St Bonaventure -1
>>64896684
reasoning?
>>64896574
Happened to me last week but luckily there was a young chap with down syndromes next to me so I blamed it on him
>>64896692
Allegheny is at almost 7x the elevation than Kingston. Rhode Island won't be prepared ;)
>>64896751
What sport is this ?
>>64896784
Child basketball
>>64896784
NCCA Basketball
>>64896791
>>64896799
Thank you, went small on it.
>>64896751
ffs, actually made me check, is there any actual reasoning behind this?
For tonights NCCA, Georgia Tech and Tennesee Tech are what you should be betting. L A R G E
>>64896827
Nothing special, St Bonaventures is a really good team and my years of watching college basketball have told me that small favorites at home cover more often than not. Wouldn't go more than a small on it
>>64896913
should i go for -1.5 @ 1.9 or ML @ 1.8
>>64896941
Might as well go ML to be safe since the price isn't much more
>even brasil's basketball bet is losing fucking miserably
pmsl such a F R A U D
>>64896604
o-one last time
>>64897066
Calm down lid, nobody is forcing you to follow
>>64897066
Not on his +0.25?
>>64896886
spread? also whats the reasoning?
>>64897219
Yeah, spread's good. They're both playing against worse teams, simple really.
>>64897275
Is it the Georgia that has odds of 4 or did I get the wrong one
>All those epl draws
>>64897296
Yup.
>>64897275
Cheers lid, went small on both.
Why are they both dogs, Georgia Tech a pretty big one then?
>people unironically entertaining the idea of following Finnish NCCAB tips
>>64897569
whats wrong with them senpai, first time following
could someone explain to me why tottenham-leicester o2.5 was a special?
leicester plays very defensively, even more when it's a good team and away
>>64897569
The only tip I need is a tip for the weekend :)
What do you guys think about Everton win against Chelsea?
>>64897683
>Believing an o/u bet on the EPL would ever be a special
Uruguay pls.
>>64897698
is the weekend tip always shrewd?
>>64897683
their last 9 games had over 4 goals on average, or something like that
>>64897698
Wear a nice smelly stuff.
Imagine naming your child Four. Imagine.
>>64897751
Reminded me of this
Have you acca edged it yet lads?
pmsl
Can I just ask something real quick?
Why the FUCK are Bovada's lines so SHIT?
Why the FUCK is this the only legal option in the United States?
>>64897751
>tfw no newtype gf
>>64897923
Just go illegal. Online bookmakers are also illegal in Bulgaria, except for the one that is government approved and has the shittiest odds in existence,
man I just realized there was a friendly of local teams, overs was a lock
let's see what happens with defensor-danubio, leaning towards u2.5 depending on who starts
>>64897923
genuinely curious, how is Bovada legal if online gambling is illegal in the USA?
>>64897819
kek
>>64898004
Because they say they are?
This refing in the Indiana State game is some of the worst I've seen in awhile
>>64897569
Don't disregard my tips based on my nationality, especially since Tenn Tech is well in the lead.
>>64898002
Up insane on river plate. Argentinos playing kids
>>64898026
actually river is playing kids while argentinos is playing their main team. it's not argie river but uruguay's river
they always either wins by a lot or get btfo
>>64897569
this tbqh
>>64898089
See
>>64898022
I live in cold, boring Finland and I don't like hockey. What am I supposed to do with my time other than follow college basketball?
>>64898183
Give kolmonen tips when the season starts please
I dont know anything about apehoop but I kind of want this Finn to prove you mugs wrong now
Brasil surreal
guys if a team wins by penalties does it count as a winner?
because in danubio-defensor there's going to be penalties if the match ends in a tie. and if this is true then betting on either wins is freemoney
>schalke
>>64898460
it depends how the bookie has it set and which you bet. If you bet money line overall then if your team wins in penalties then you win
goddamnit schalke
i had money on you
>>64896045
When you only bet $5 on Jack Sock because your nigger friend gave you a tip Kevin Anderson would win
>Schalke
God they are so bad
>>64898460
If it's a three way bet (Home Win - Draw - Away Win) the bet ends after 90 minutes. If it's a two way bet (Home Win - Away Win) it's decided by penalties yes. Never seen that offered in football though.
Brasil unreal
>>64898492
I bet light on this one but heavy o Leverkusen, so hope to recoup the losses
>>64898478
>>64898503
thanks, it was obvious it wouldn't be easy to trick the bookies
also u2.5 line smashed. it's a derby so I'm not hopping in tho
>>64898583
Actually it does get offered in football during tournaments. "Team to go through." or "Team to win the final" stuff like that. Once the game goes to penalties they will open the penalty market though and the teams will be priced @1.83 or something.
thank god i didnt put money on arsenal tonight
>>64898629
>putting money on arsenal when they're on the lead
>ever
only bet on them when they're fighting for a champions league spot
>u2.5 smashed
>AH moved towards danubio
they know
>>64896045
Since Premier League is in theory England's best, is it a bad idea to bet on it since the players are likely of similar skill?
>>64898673
>>64898673
Bad idea to bet because the bookies know everything there is to know. More so then you do. Anything mainstream avoid. like NFL, NHL, NBA, EPL. Go for lower league stuff that the bookies may not know as much
>>64898673
>American sports investment knowledge
>>64898673
brazilian league (specially our second tier, Série B) is pretty good for betting because its so unpredictable and all teams are equally crappy so it's pretty hard to manipulate the odds
you can make a good profit every round with "zebras" because 18 out of 20 teams are basically the same level of shit or have a safe bet in the two teams that will bounce back to serie A and win almost all of their games
>>64898795
bookies already know about those teams m8, they always check the statistics of the teams
what you can check are other things, like injuries, suspensions, new players, refball, the pitch being shit, match being a derby and so
>>64898830
>they always check the statistics of the teams
no statistic could help them this year, we had 8 teams fighting for the last two promotion spots till the last round
2 points between the third place and the 11th
no amount of preparation can save them in a situation like this, only one of the teams predicted to be promoted by bookies actually did it (two of their predictions got relegated to serie C by the way)
you have no idea how crazy serie B is here
>>64898865
>this year
last year. meh
also fuck neverkusen
>>64898865
>tfw made enough money to buy a small house betting on Ceara at the end of the year
Fucking BASED
I'm at 80% on my last 40 ice lotto bets, should i start posting tips?
>>64899121
Wouldn't hurt. Chances are most of /bet/ will ignore them, but it doesn't hurt to do
Atlanta Cawks need to retire from this game.
Men vs Boys
>>64899155
It's freaking horrible to watch, got a fiver on hornets to win 4th @ 4 so hope their misery continues.
wtb?
>>64899200
dont you get fed up for losing 50p all the time on your little bets?
>>64896941
Never in doubt lad
>>64899218
nah lad, that feeling when your ten team cheeky accy comes through is surreal
>>64898519
It's hurting following this game. I have Leverkusen double chance
>>64899274
2-1
we can do it bro
>>64899395
pray 4 leverkusen
>>64899412
OH SHIT IT WORKED BRAZILBRO
2-2
>>64899274
>>64899395
2-2 just before half. Leverkusen to the rescue. I had put in a bet when it was 2-1 to reback leverkusen and Jewvada denied it. those bastards
>>64899481
>convinced that we will be married
shivers
>>64899481
delete her on facebook
>>64899481
"I'm not ready to get married babe. There are still new accy's for me to discover. New bookies for me to conquer. My journey is long from over and I don't want you to suffer through the depths I'll have to suffer through. So I'm sorry. Find yourself a nice wage slave who works 9 to 5 and drives a Toyota Hybrid. He will bring you the happiness and security I cannot. Goodbye."
>>64899481
Finding your claims more and more outlandish recently. Enjoyed your original work much more.
>>64899481
do it right after a big win so you will be buzzing too much to feel guilt
Hope Green dies of ebola tbqh. Dire dunk that was.
A-are we /sexbet/ now?
>tfw wanna have a threesome like AIR
Gonna hook up with this bi girl soon, reckon she would be up for it if we found a 3rd willing participant (female only, sorry lads).
>>64899481
thanks for the tips lads. i think i will use a combination of the dominican republican's advice and the brit who told me to delete her off fb.
as a reward, have some free money courtesy of b365. i can't post my slip since i can't actually place the bet from here (my wifi on this cruise goes through murricah) but one of my bet buddies is placing it for me.
>>64899590
One of my really good friends is a bi. And let me tell you, she is a 9/10. Had a friend date her and he told me best sex of his life. But anyway, she has offered to have a 3 sum with everyone of the girlfriends I've had. Brought up the idea to the gfs and all said no. It made me sad.
>>64899534
This desu. Can't see it happening any other way
>>64899670
Yeah, It's pretty hard to get a gf to do it as they're "in love" with you and dont wanna see you with another girl.
disgusting amounts on this nets game
>girl invited me to party on saturday
>said no cause im watching NFL
priorities desu
>>64899590
get a couple of prostitutes
>>64899481
Just let her know youre a bandwagoner
>>64899121
>ice
Flyers down 2-1 are worth a medium in play right now
>>64899831
no fun in that for me, dont really "get" paying for sex, as they're not there cause they want you theyre just there cause you paid them
>>64899824
Well done lad.
>tfw just broke a "don't break this seal" on the liquid nitrogen tank
h-help
>the city of Germay
>>64899733
>BROOKLYN NETS vs NEW YORK KNICKS - Game - Total 204.5 ( Including OT ) Over 204.5 -114
lmao
thank you based inplay NBA bets
>>64899971
RIP
Can't wait to see what prices Georgski has for us tonight
3-3
>this emotional rollercoaster
my rolling accy is on this game. a draw will do
>>64900366
>my rolling accy
pmsl
I need this win Leverkusen over 10% of bank roll on you winning
why are american sports fans so goofy?
>>64900474
americans exist for our entertainment
When is /bet/meet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfm2XNaE9H0
>>64900507
this tbqh
panthers +3.5 @2.2 is free money
>>64900691
where the fuck are you getting those odds, panthers a favourites with a -2.5 spread
>>64900691
Did you mean Seahawks +3.5? Or is this a ruse?
>>64900789
He's talking about NHL lad
>>64900691
in on it, thanks lad.
>>64900817
>lotto on ice
I will stick to mindlessly betting on inplay tennis thank you very much
>>64899891
FLYERS
L
Y
E
R
S
w-was anyone on?
should have specified that a bit I guess
>>64900374
>being a snob about other people's bets
k m8.
>>64900507
got my own m8s thx
>>64900918
Go to reddit if you want mugs being nice to each other.
>>64900951
>being a dick for no reason
LOL AM I 4CHAN NAO?!
Nuggets ML @ 1.71
Holy shit nuggets how you do this
>>64900000
just seeing what the quints were
>>64900997
PLEASE have sex holy shit.
not sure what to make of the nugs game o/u at 211.5
>>64901089
im just embarrassed for you now, kid
have a word with yourself
>panthers
what happned to this franchise in 2 days
The GSW comeback is in full swing
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GOOOO NUGGET
Uhoh
smells like a definite warriors win
I tried to get on u211.5 a bunch of times but it didn't go through
thank god
That being said I tried to get on the over once or twice as well
not now, not like this
lmao if the nuggets choke
CAN'T MUG THE NUG
EWW SMELLY CURRY
>The state of golden
green makes curry look like shit
NUGS
U
G
S
>Was on Warriors -2
zzzzzzz
Got on Clippers ML for +200. They are at home and have a whole half to right the ship against a mediocre Miami team. Should be comfy if nothing else. Heat are shooting unusually high and the clippers unusually low. Should even back up.
phew that was too close
>>64901817
all right m8 sounds good
>>64901881
And already this bet takes off. In play basketball is GOAT. Literally double profit for betting during a run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y5BiSLECSk
>you will never attend a women's basketball slam dunk contest
;_;
What's the best website for ameriburgers that has the most prop bets for NBA? Like not only just over/under for player pts but rebounds + assists as well
>>64902784
>the athletic "ability" of slags
that was challenging to get through
>>64902930
Bovada has a lot of them so I'd go with that
My tips for tonight:
BBL:
For the Aussies (foreigners ignore this one) using the 365 offer:
>Melbourne Stars to win the BBL game
because durr
South Africa v England:
I'm not betting on the straight result until atleast day 3 because there is thunderstorms about and I don't bet against the weather in foreign countries. But I'm getting on some smaller markets:
South Africa top runscorer 1st innings:
>Quinton de Kock (@ $8) OR Temba Bavuma (@ $7.50) - Tiny
Reason: South Africa have confirmed that they are going with a four man pace-attack. That means that opening batsman Stiaan van Zyl will have to make way so that they can keep a minimum of four racial quota players in the team. That means they will have to promote either de Kock or Bavuma to open the batting. Both are underrated and quality batsman (especially de Kock) and both are in good form. Opening the batting actually gives them a chance to top score as opposed to coming in the lower-order as they were.
England top wicket-taker 1st or 2nd innings or whole match - Small
>Steve Finn @ $4
Reason: Simple, he is their best bowler in these conditions. He is the tallest and usually the quickest England seamer. Anderson is fucking shit in these conditions. Stokes and Ali are meme bowlers. So it'll either be Broad or Finn but Finn is better value.
Up sums from wildcard weekend and various in play NBA bets.
Wtb for this weekend?
>>64903064
>racial quota players
I'd laugh if this weren't true.
>>64901817
10/10 tip friend
>>64903064
>>Quinton de Kock (@ $8)
Completely discard this. he has been ruled out of the match.
Lynn surreal. FIVE 6s in a row.
National side WHEN.
>iceland and australia lower league are starting soon and baltic/swedish/norwegian/finnish lower leagues aren't that far off
Feels good mang
>>64903776
>fucking kaffirs right?
ffs, bet on inplay tennis lotto shite
U8.5 games in Baines/Vickery set 2
>>64904585
>slag tennis
I'm praying for you.
>>64904607
watch it with me, pretty comfy. the serving is pretty poor as per usual
KBL game in 20 minutes.
Dongbu Promy vs Incheon Elephants. Go ATS on Dongbu. They're one of the better teams in the league, playing a home game against the worst team. The spread being only 8 points makes it a very profitable bet.
Stream here: https://youtu.be/vtzZfGqJrpY
>>64904699
might go small
>>64904699
I believe in you, Pekka.
>>64904525
>>fucking kaffirs
Not even once, once you go black you never go back
>>64904699
On -5.5 small
>>64904699
which colour are Dongbu?
>>64904890
oh got it now, was watching the wrong stream
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd6_1452614904
>Limp wristed, penny punting, student leftie slugs will maintain their relief that refugees are welcome
>>64904913
>Being such a thick kunt that you believe there are English - Arabic subway signs Germany
Still agree with your point though. ;^)
>>64904913
zzz please have sex
>>64904913
I mean, that's from Egypt, 2013. But you're not wrong.
If I took every bet posted by Mackers etc at bigger handicaps, like -0.5 @1.5 instead of -1 @1.8 or so, would I mathematically break even because I'd have a higher strike rate but fewer earnings per bet? Is that how maths works? Pls help I'm curious
>>64904699
On.
Recovering my losses from that slut Heather Watson not being able to finish off a match like she finishes off cocks on an hourly basis
>>64904699
what's a KBL?
>>64905121
Korean apehoop
Down insane on Chiangrai
Looking to join a new group anyone in corner chat or king kurt's group? Which one is better?
The wind is well and truly in and about to make me DAC
Need Nixbets like air
zzz not on
2 month's rent on Amedspor -0.25 from 1-0
Reeled right in by the Scandinavian giving the soccerway chat on Korean Apehoop.
I deserve to be down.
>>64905443
awful bet
>>64905443
Just lost 250 on this, cheers
Sure one can argue that there was nothing special with his picks but I dont think thats the point.
So many picks and building up that sum of money one could only hope that he pulled this trough considering how difficult it is to get it to work.
It sux to get so close and it doesnt work out.
And yes the general thing like not follow blindly any bets, do you own analysis and all that ofcourse thats something we all should do.
And here is the thing. Sometimes bets simply doesnt work out. You could have spent hours analyze and do absolutely everything right and then when the game start the other team ends up getting an unfair penalty, the key player get injured or something else like a red card and so on.
Those unknown factors tend to eat up low odds and you have no chance to predict that its going to happend. Random factors simply mess up the pick.
>>64905536
zzzzzzzzz nice of you to pipe up now
>>64905546
sorry that I'm not on /bet/ every second mate.
>>64905558
Just coincidence that you posted when FT hit? Have sex.
>>64905546
Wow, you seem pretty riled up by a two word response to your bet. Sounds like you have some serious anger issues, have you considered maybe taking some time away from your computer and getting some fresh air? Maybe you should go for a walk and calm down, it would do you a world of good.
>>64905565
yep
>>64905570
>stealing my gimmick
Happy to see it brought back tbqh
AS Trencin playing another game pretty much straight away, playing with fringe players and juniors. + handis might be a bet if rball/stream support tbqh
>>64905595
>he doesn't know
>>64905595
>The bookies don't know this super secret info
>>64905595
>being this clueless
>>64905595
>AS Trencin
Can't find league
>>64905712
Friendly
Panionios game fixed for overs or is it just the Greek Treasurer getting desperate?
Would love to test Steven Jameson's chin
>>64905595
Line is +1 @1.9
3short5me
>>64905765
What does testing someones chin mean, besides hitting them in the face.
>>64905765
whodat?
>>64905801
Testing their minerals mate
wtb?
>>64905884
That I could beat everyone in /bet/ in an arm wrestle lid
>>64905884
One deposit, a quarter of leccy bills and 2 1/2 month's rent on over 2.5
>>64905914
in the Trencin match?
Didn't win fuck all on the lottery yesterday.
>>64905914
No way this doesn't win, just heard from a reliable source they will be playing RUSH KEEPER'S second half.
tfw you win powerball
I want to say trencin sw looks pretty good value
111111111111111111
Pmsl at the keeper
>>64906012
What price was it before goal?
>>64906012
And right on que, they bang one in before I can bet
>>64906025
It was 1.6 which was about right I'd say, Trencin do look a bit vulnerable at the back
Absolute TEARS at the Borcice keeper, he must have been fixing his car earlier as his gloves are covered in OIL, can barely catch a thing. Literally spilling EVERY shot on target.
>>64906025
1.6, nothing to write home about but a nice little bit
>>64906041
Yeah final ball been just a bit lacking from Borcice otherwise they would have been in a couple of times.
RIP Alan Rickman
>didnt get on Trencin because odds were shit
>1-0 now
WAKE ME UP
>>64906063
Just happened again, equaliser there if he was on the ball.
>>64906077
Going to shout at my mum if o2.5 doesn't win, should have come in by HT.
>>64906086
Same, also making the dog warm up and do some stretches because he's looking at an extremely long walk come FT if it stays like this
>>64905874
Youve exchanged one confusing term for another.
What does their minerals refer to lol..
>>64906111
Meeting for a straightener basically
>>64906086
go make a nice cup of tea and relax, you can't change anything now
