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RIP David Bowie edition
>stop badly moderating /bet/, please, janitor sub-edition
Previous thread >>64807372
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First for bowie a shit
THERE'S A STAAAAARMAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKYYYYY
Life on Mars only good song desu
>>64836977
Leave
lets do this lads
Good luck on the next leg of your journey, a lad insane.
>>64836977
kill yourself
IF WE COULD BE HEROOOOOOES
JUST FOR ONEE DAAAAAAYYYY
>>64836993
Heroes?
First for real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rivFCwwvoh8
>>64837057
peng ting mandem
>>64837170
Cringe
30 person dead pool... nobody has Bowie.
Cheeky bastard.
>>64837057
>black "music"
This is a certified tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg00YEETFzg
>>64837199
Student union, friday night, 1am vibes
Hahaha down insane on Turkish cup already
>>64837057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTxQkmxDaDg
>>64837278
patrician desu
get him Euan
>>64837353
>maybe we are chat
>>64837353
>tfw Euan, J West and Nick Goff are all the same person
>>64837353
It hurts to see how much Betting Scams uses 'troll'. Pure cringe
>>64837353
>euan telling absolutely everyone he wants to test their chin
zzz, the boy has absolutely zero personality.
pmsl at Euan's snapchat story, printed out BettingScams' profile picture and put it up on his DARTBOARD lmao
>>64837199
Is Rhianna not black music?
>>64837438
Need E U A N tip like A I R
>>64837445
>is Rhianna ft. Calvin Harris - We Found Love black music?
No it is not. Rhianna is (mainly) pop music.
>>64837462
goo goo gaa gaa
>>64837470
So she's black but doesn't make black music? K den m8
>>64837475
pmsl. I thought /bet/ was full of relatively normal people with some idea of culture. DREAD to think of what you lot think of a good night out.
>>64837474
Please have sex.
>He's placed a bet in 2016
>>64837521
>he's stolen a gimmick in 2016
>>64837521
tener relaciones sexuales, por favor
>>64837550
>Gimmicks can be owned
>>64837565
They are protected by copyright
Daily reminder that it's not too late to put you're wife's kids' trustfunds on Messi to win the Balloon Door
>>64837882
>Not Neymar
Official thread logo
Best bowie album
the fix is in tears if you missed it
5555555555555555555
Surreal fix tbqh
>>64838429
>>64838406
>>64838298
thx 4 tipping lads
>>64838298
>>64838406
>>64838429
fukn epik XD
>>64838429
pmsl what odds you get?
>>64838434
>>64838436
Seething little pathetic cretins, there's about 3 games on right now so you must be an utter slug to have not spotted the fix.
>>64838453
>cretin for not constantly monitoring the odds of every single game on at all times
pmsl
Imagine being such an autistic little slug that you've got to shitpost your PGA adventures on /bet/. Just imagine.
On another note who else super comfy on this monday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w
>>64838453
Post slip
>>64838464
3 games. Have sex.
No effort = no reward.
>>64838481
Every little helps
Will be a palp anyway because of 10 vs.10
I predict Finnie will leave Mackers in 2016 tbbh
>>64838496
>Having no friends
>Thought Euan was just shit posting that Bowie has died
>He actually is
Goodnight sweet prince.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXq5VvYAI1Q
>>64838528
le share every minute of his life blogging on /bet/ man because he has no friends telling me i have no friends pmsl
messaging mackers as we speak telling him you post tips on here haha
>>64838496
if they are such fixes why are punting pennies?
>You'll never be Ross "Rossy Boy" Greig
>>64838542
Not even him but you try getting more on on Mara
>>64838542
zzzzzz slug detected
>>64838496
pmsl i'm not bothered about missing an unreal fix which wins me a few tenners. thought you might have been a big boy who smacked thousands on in asia
>>64838560
>thought you might have been a big boy who smacked thousands on in asia
zzzzzzz confirmed for not having a clue about fixes
>>64838526
He's up insane in 2016 and admin is 100%. The king is back.
>>64838538
>Tell Anon he has no friends to trigger him
>He gets trigged
pmsl you're so predictable.
The benefit of having few, but well trusted friends is getting 8 fully certified skrills. Couldn't be more comfier.
>>64838588
>Claims to have a clue about betting
>Still staking fivers on the most bubblegum of all bubblegum sites as he can't profit in asia
>>64838591
Need Tipperleaks to come back desu
Am I crazy in being tempted by 18/1 on no manager to be sacked before the end of the season?
>>64838601
zzzzzzzzzzzz have sex. You're making yourself look more and more clueless.
>betting on fixes in Asia
PMSL
Why are there no tips in 60odd posts?
This thread reeks of sexual frustration today.
>he hasn't been laid in 2016
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64838611
Wouldn't take it at 50/1
>>64838622
>He isn't up 40 quid on the fix
>>64838635
>he has no tips so he uses meme arrows
So who is putting his house on messi d'or? Tempting to do a €2500 @1.08. Is it madness?
>>64838790
Putting my savings account on messi to win senpai.
>>64837427
Turns out my roommate is actually a he and not a she. Lad is from Groningen and said he would feed me lower Dutch division tips
>>64838940
>Dutch tips
>>64838955
u wot m8
>>64836968
i just came in to say RIP David ;_;
>wake up
>look at the edition
>fuck off that's not real
>it's real
nooooooooooooooooooo
going to get drunk and listen to ziggy stardust t b h
>>64838940
>that gif
Thanks for reminding me of my premature ejaculation you bastard
hows the skedge looking
M'ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
Cant find ballon d' or winner on b365, arent they offering it?
>>64839149
Ask reddit.
greetings /bet/,
i've never put any money on a sports event before, should i start now? how do i into betting? reading the stickies right now
Anyone else looking into these U21 prem games?
>>64839251
No. Absolutely no one else is looking at these games except for you, you shrewd betting god. Please have sex, slug.
>>64839225
>i've never put any money on a sports event before, should i start now
no, leave this place and live a life of peace.
>>64839279
>telling someone to have sex when you just made the ultimate please have sex post
also PLEASE have sex
If Big Ben and Brown are confirmed to play then Steelers + is WORLD
>>64839296
>telling someone to have sex after just being told to have sex
I think you need to go for a long walk and then come back and have sex.
>>64839294
why? please elaborate dear friend
>>64839279
S L U G
L
U
G
>>64839339
/bet life is not for everyone
YES HI WHEN ARE THE TIPS
>>64839467
Lay the draw in the smouha game
>>64839500
Nice meme
>>64839554
okay
>>64839500
muh laying
>>64839500
TEARS
>MUH LAYING
>MUH ELITE BETFAIR TRADER
>MUH PETER WEBB
>MUH PC
Much fiver
good to see people remember my 'muh laying' gimmick
was actually one of my first, made much better ones since but it is remembered fondly
>>64839820
>Stealing my gimmick
>>64839820
That was my gimmick you slag
>>64839842
>>64839853
zzzzzzzzzzzz please have sex
GIMMICKS I HAVE COME UP WITH OFFICIAL
>Muh laying
>Post Betfair p&l
>Introducing /bet/ to Peter Webb
>Goff posting
Alright guys. Through inheritance, investing and some other means, I have been able to acquire a nice amount of cash. I'd like to invest the equivalent of twenty thousand dollars into several bets. Any tips?
>>64839887
muh laying is legitimately mine though, idk if you are trolling or confused but I am 100% correct here
>>64839897
You will just end up losing it.
>>64839897
>invest the equivalent of twenty thousand dollars into several bets
>>64839921
I'm fine with losing, it is really my "for fun" money. I'm looking for some interesting matches, not 100% wins.
>>64839897
put it all on messi to win the ballon d'or /freemoney/
>>64839940
>fine with losing 20k for fun
are you a billionaire?
>>64837000
>>64837047
David Bowie is a satanic tranny homosexual.
>>64839956
Nah, I just learned a lot from my dad before he passed away. Family connections do a lot, also.
>>64839954
b-b-b-but i'm more of a ronaldo guy tho
>>64839940
No point asking here if you want to stake 20k on football you can watch. May I recommend /r/soccerbetting? Or just pick a random game and lump on. You will lose it all eventually. If you fancy signing up to a bespoke bookie, I can recommend a good one.
>>64839995
>tranny homosexual
>>64839995
>>64839897
use bet4theweekend desu
>>64840019
I figured I would ask here, since I prefer 4chan over reddit and you guys always have funny shit going on. I'm not really looking for certain wins, I was more or less interested in some cool "meme" matches like Brazil - Germany was during the world cup. This way, I could watch some cool shit with my blokes that I would otherwise miss.
If I wanted to win, I would just bet on the Panthers. :^)
>>64840035
>dressed up as Aleister Crawley, put pentagrams made of cocaine all over his home and just released an album where he sings about how "beautiful" the black star is while chanting throughout the song
But yeah just keep thinking he was a good boy. He dindu nuffin but rock n roll.
>>64840066
Why the fuck would you bet if you dont want to win?
put it all on Panthers -3 this weekend then.
>>64840013
#1 never bet with your heart
>>64840013
Messi will win it though, just put it all on it and post slip here so we get a fresh meme-picture.
>He's not on metz -0.25
>>64840100
Because I can? It's not like I can't afford it and who knows, perhaps I could score even more by betting on an underdog in some australian women's ass-licking competittion.
>>64840103
but I always heard that only the people who don't know anything about the sport win.
>>64840104
Eh, ok, I'll write it down as a possibility. It's still a kinda boring bet tho :(
>>64836968
Anyone go LARGE on messi @ 1.03?
>>64840088
>>64840170
> I could score even more by betting on an underdog in some australian women's ass-licking competittion
If you are looking to throw huge sums on silly games you can watch, there will be some later in the year but nothing much now. It is also hard to get 20k on them
>>64840170
Just bet it on the Panthers m8
the game is going to be meme as fuck like every Seahawks game and you can have some 'fun' while losing or winning your money
>>64840170
#2 do not listen to anybody else
(this applies to this very message)
>>64840200
Okay, I don't really know anything about betting but will keep that in mind. Can you spare the details about some of the games, so I can prepare in advance for them? The sport doesn't matter to me, it has to be cool tho.
>>64840229
I've been betting randomly on the Panthers since Jágr started playing with them, but I'm kinda getting bored with that. I guess I'll throw some mo tho, thanks mate
>>64840235
Ok, I'll listen to everybody then!
>>64840260
Idk what is soon but stuff like U17 women's european qualifiers are always streamed and you can bet on them. Where is your money just now?
dayum vikings
>>64840260
>hockey
fucking faggot, I thought you meant the Carolina Panthers
>>64840260
thing is it's hard to find good bets that are actually televised and fun to watch, since there is no value in anything remotely mainstream. If you want to have any sort of success do what Euan says and wait for televised women's friendlies etc
>>64840345
>since there is no value in anything remotely mainstream.
Maybe not for little slugs like you
Monday skedge's always so dire
>>64840323
fuck off britcuck, Jágr rules
>>64840309
>>64840345
got it. I guess I gotta wait for the championships then, seems like now is the sort of dead season (which is why I posted here in the first place, the Czech football season has a winter break).
>>64840431
Today has been world.
>>64840461
post WORLD czech 4th division tips please
>>64840461
You could also learn about the teams in the czech lower football leagues and bet on them when there is a good reason to
>>64840467
Yes of course it has mate.
>>64840492
>>64840509
Time and time again it's been proven that anyone giving tips on leagues in their own countries on /bet/ have actually been clueless
Imagine not being on Antalyaspor SW, imagine actually thinking that this decent lineup should be priced on a SW vs a 3rd tier side with barely any 3rd tier+ xp before this season, imagine not taking account that pretty much every side Tuzlaspor has played so far has fielded extremely weak teams.
>>64840492
>>64840509
>>64840545
not gonna pretend I got any tips (I'm always betting on my hometown team anyways), but in the third hockey league there was a funny incident.
one guy playing there works as a masseur in the extraliga team. this guy got pissed during a match and hit a referee with a stick, crushing his aorta and dealing a heavy concussion to the guy.
>>64840605
post slip
>>64840641
zzzzzzz go check lineups if you think i'm lying
>>64840613
If you took the time to learn about the lower czech divisions, you would certainly have an edge over the bookies and make money from it.
>>64840605
/bet/ mafia pls go
>>64840613
That's not funny at all.
>>64840682
>Still no slips
>>64840723
Literally spoonfeeding you a world bet, feel free to tell me what info is wrong that I mentioned
>>64840693
Good idea mate. I wasn't really looking to make money from betting, but it could work. I'll see if I can fit it in my schedule.
>>64840726
>implying humor isn't subjective
>slugs complain if you don't mention a winning bet
>slugs complain when you post a tip with solid info
pmsl
>>64840836
You arent posting solid info though, you could have just made it up. Plus most things you post lose.
>>64840836
Slut
>>64840867
pmsl
>>64840867
>Plus most things you post lose.
Feel free to post everything I've tipped since you seem to think you know me so well. The info is solid, I've told you to go check lineups but you're clearly too much of a slug to find them. Tips and info posted here should always be double checked before staking.
How the fuck did that not go in
Ok guys, I'm leaving, thanks for the pleasant conversation.
Just so I can add a bit, 13.2. Teplice - PÅ™Ãbram; bet on Teplice. We got new, very solid players and I got insider info that we should win.
Good luck, have fun. :)
So I have noticed there is a bit too much 'lad culture' seeping into /bet/.
Within the last month or so a few new posters have changed the dynamic slightly and it unsettles me.
It is not so much what we talk about but the way you talk and respond to posts. We like our community how it is. Euan is a lad but he is also one of us and knows how to integrate with our community.
So if you are a brit anon and have non-ironically been called a 'lad' or believe you are a 'bit of a lad' and have only started posting here within the last month, I ask you kindly to please leave /bet/ alone.
Thankyou.
111111111111111111
Slugs absolutely seething
>>64836977
Faget
GOAL.
>>64841100
do one, you cunt
Hup hup
>>64841473
What a vulgar little boy, I am sure you offer great 'banter' at pre-drinks right?
>>64841560
zzzzzzzzz
>>64841560
Love to bottle you.
Jihadi John,
He's fucking dead,
He had a bomb,
Dropped on his head
Wait..
the Chiefs are on a +5 this weekend?
is this a joke? are the bookies drunk?
>>64841726
bookies have been quite clueless with big strong american sports lately, Vikings were on like +2.5, Bengals were on +3.5, Packers on +9.5, Utah Jazz were on like -1.5 or 2.5 against the Lakers, New Orleans Pelicans were +10 against the Clippers etc
>>64841726
>liking NFL
Dangerous dullard detected.
>>64842100
Vikings were on +4-5 actually.
Packers werent on +9.5 lmao. That was only after the Redskins were up by 11 iirc.
Packers were on a +1 I believe when the game started.
>>64842128
>I am british therefore I cant like american sports
Would love to test your IQ
>>64842216
There's really no excuse to like American sports
>Actually going out of your way to learn about the sport and staying up late to watch it
>Not going to any games
Such a nerd.
>>64842216
Never met any NFL fan who wasn't a total and utter bore
>>64842360
>>64842899
Alright mate you made your point, not sure what you want me to tell you. Still gonna discuss it here with Nestle, americans etc.
>>64842984
Not the same poster
Messi hup
HUP HUP. Tears if you weren't on this fifa fix.
>>64839277
Just enjoy the stroke of your ego and bring it with you to your next conquest ;^)
>>64843746
I understand why you like the high test latina girls, I think you would impale the type of girls I go for lel
Awaiting King Kurt's large in the u19s desu
>>64843818
cringeworthy post
slurp slurp
>>64843949
Please have sex.
>>64843818
It is an additional benefit not denying that. Miss the qt asians around here though.
>>64843900
Shaking in anticipation tbqh.
zzzzzzzz Belgians so lazy and thick
at the risk of jinxing it
FCV Dender looking good
>>64844358
zzzzzz rball babby
>>64844399
How much you down in 2016 mate? You have been going hard these last few days with your bitterness, must be a few thousand at least?
>>64840605
1-0 FT, too easy
>>64844399
this is not an insult, no one is actually insulted when you say this
>>64844448
Oh look, it's paranoid weirdo who thinks every poster is the same person
>>64844486
Your post says a lot, mostly about how clueless you are pmsl
>>64844486
>being an rball babby isn't a bad thing
>>64844462
My thanks m8
>>64844512
>>64844553
I'm not good enough at betting to profit in asia, I can make money on bubblegums. How is making money a bad thing?
>>64844512
It is you though. I dont know why you try to pretend youre multiple people.
Everyone could tell Mark was Mark, everyone can tell you are you, basically Mark 2.0.
>>64844585
Rball babby doesn't mean making money on bubblegums, it means you make your bets based on rball and looking at soccerway
There is nothing wrong with rball betting you utter slugs
>>64844623
fucking hell I can't read, ignore me, long day
>>64844657
MUST be +EV, right? IMAGINE the sums bet365 loses by people rball betting. WHAT are they THINKING showing rball on their site?
>>64844621
These threads regularly hit 100 IPs and you think every Brit anon is one person. Have sex.
>>64844711
If the odds haven't reacted yet to the rball then it is value
>>64844714
Yes I am implying every single brit anon is you. Good one mate.
Holy shit lads what have you all done to /bet/? It was the most fucking friendly place on this anime board.
>>64844745
This desu
>>64844745
All the social-shrewdies have moved on with their thousands having weekly boat parties with the hottest models and their best mates.
We're now left with the bitter antisocial-shrewdies who hate everything that you like.
Only decent lad left on /bet/ is Unibwin, although I've heard rumors of him hospitalizing this Syrian tranny last week. ;^)
>>64844745
>It was the most fucking friendly place on this anime board.
Not since summer 2014.
>>64844735
pmsl
>>64844745
we're just being ironic
>>64844885
First 15 mins
>15-0 DAs
>10-0 shots
>Over evens to win
>Not value
>>64844358
SUMSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>64844399
>>64844512
>>64844553
>>64844711
>>64844885
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>64844924
It's quite possible for that not to be value, rball is only one indicator of a bet
How to free wins and monies ?
>>64844972
Do you think rball is random or something?
If a team is dominating that much then they obviously have the better team out too.
>>64844858
She didn't tell me she had a dick ffs
>>64844905
>Being ironic unironically
>>64844745
If you'd checked in Christmas Day, you'd know that /bet/ is populated almost entirely of children who still receive Christmas presents.
*cringe*
I can only assume they wager their allowance money, or whatever they've pilfered from mommy's purse.
>>64844992
Slug detected, willing to bet 100% of my roll that you're still on your first 365
Sochaux fh dnb
>>64845021
>he doesnt have an unlimitable 365
pmsl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b5VqtbOdwT
>>64836968
>wake up 5am
>telefone goes tandandan
>it's news channel and bowie is kill
>it's 5pm and still kill
maybe I should kill too
>>64845015
>Look, we can shitpost, too. Please let us stay in your Commonwealth
Anyone going to the euros?
>>64845181
Yep
>>64837353
Need to get this guy to review Jame Mckeown or Luxton.
Would love to see how buttflustered he gets at a profitable tipster.
Remember when we learnt together, shared bets and helped each other. I understand why trips have left and why some people don't like sharing tips but there's no need for some of this aggro. Even when that Turkish cup game was tipped people just replied with hostility.
>>64845001
Should have offered to pay for her sexual reassignment surgery with your winnings you close minded bigot.
>>64845181
Rather not get bombed tbqh. Going to Rio though.
>>64845249
Personally feel /bet/ has improved quite a lot from the depths it was in around spring. There are still a plenty of dullards around, but it's nowhere near as bad as last year around this time. Think you would need a bigger influx of new members like Uruguay/Slovakia/That Canadian for it to reach prime /bet/ levels again.
>>64845249
Trips haven't left, they discuss their bets in their own groups then come here to shitpost as anon
who else on Glacis here
>>64845249
see
>>64841100
i know who you are
>>64845323
Big nasty psycho troll man
>>64845323
Yes.
>>64845227
This tbqh
I understand why this bloke would want to expose people like 'footballacca' who are clearly mugging people off. But he seems to be a complete and utter freak that thinks anyone that would ever consider changing is a 'fraud' would love to see him 'investigate' mackers or lux.
Messi was free money
>>64845323
clueless rball babbies are
>>64845249
>Remember when we learnt together, shared bets and helped each other
not really
>>64845418
Back maybe two years ago that was the case, we were all new to the world of betting and happy to help one another
>>64845418
You wouldn't
>>64845526
>Back maybe two years ago that was the case
No it wasn't
Can Jimmy Butler do o22.5 in the apehoop game?
>>64845585
Confirmed for not being here then
glacis +1 free money
>>64845526
Pretty sure you consider yourself a 'bit of a lad' please leave
>>64845526
only been here a year or so and it's always been pretty cynical. Americans have it rough in general though for good reason...
last few months have actually been pretty comfy
>>64845598
Nah I was here early 2014 right before the world cup, and it was as horrible then as it is now. The memes weren't as insufferable but the culture was the same.
>>64845642
April 2014 and earlier was GOAT tier comfy /bet/ but it was still decent up until not too long before WC.
USVI night and a couple of other times saw a lot of terrible shitposting but it was ok rest of the time
>>64845642
That was the golden age you silly pleb
>>64845699
Ah yes it was, I was told it was "summer /bet/" and that things would get better once the fall started. It never did.
>>64845680
USVI night was unreal, so much fun and so stressful at the same time.
