elite edition
Is Knile Davis
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dude weed lmao
1ST FOR TEXANS COMEBACK
BASED WEEDEN
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
FOR YOU
>Texans chimping out
>Weeden warming up
could this game get any better
jj watt is the odell beckham jr of defensive linemen
Do you bleed?
>>64784971
>>64784971
>>64784971
NEW THREAD GET IN HERE
>>64784971
>>64784971
>>64784971
>that batman voice
WHAT THE FUCK
Heaven or hell pick 1 to lead your playoff team
>that Batman voice
15 minutes until 11 straight wins.
This game is over.
Has there ever been a more awful season of NFL football?
snooze game desu
LEL that Bin Al Flecki batman voice
KANSAS CITY MISSOURI SINCE 1995 BABY
jesus christ that batman scene was cringeworthy
BvS is confirmed shit
YOU
W I L L
are we hype for batman?
>>64785012
loser
You'd have to imagine the Colts would have AT LEAST scored,
>re cut sequences showing his full face
im triggered as fuck senpai
>>64785000
CONFIRMED
>DO YOU BLEED
who /born in 1981/ here?
>yfw the greatest accomplishment of jj watt's career is a playoff appearance
>>64785001
Jesus Christ shut up
how do they move the lines on the field so fast?
bold prediction: the Chiefs are going to win
>Ben Asslick
oh thank god batman still has a dumb gravel voice
>Watt is kill
>a microcosm for the entire team
>the rundown hovel of Hueston
>>64785004
You're mistaken, it is not i who'll bite the dust, painful times are sure to come but not for me, for you instead
>>64785017
I pick nightmare: Andy Dalton
>>64785017
I'd take romo with a broken everything over Hueyer
>>64785000
CONFIRMED
>>64785056
>>64785056
>>64785056
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
I honestly thought Houston would win.
This is humiliating.
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>>64785036
Someone in WB marketing has got to be fired for that TV spot and 2nd trailer.
Titans would booty blast both of these teams desu
>>64785017
Godhand has actual playoff wins.
Hoyer is literally the bizzaro Romo. Look at the numbers
>>64785053
SAUCE
A
U
C
E
>>64785053
based anri
GAME OGRE
>>64785053
hoh mama
>Catch
>mike tirico
>euphoria
DO YOU BLEED?!
>you will
Honestly, KC hasn't been that great. Houston has just been awful.
>houston
ripip texans
i dont give a single fuck about either of these teams
ban me for an hour pls
>>64785008
obj does well when it matters tho
The copypasta has come true
S M E T H
E L I T E
S H U T O U T
TOUCHDOWN CHIEEEEEEEEEFS
>>64785012
You are supposed to post this in the other thread you newfag retard
>>64785000
>>64785000
his would be the greatest thing ever.
>tfw my youtube stream is 1 minute behind real time
>>64785053
>tfw no high test Anri gf
>>64785053
What was the release code again?
>>64785017
>weedle
>>64785087
Titans couldn't booty blast a wet paper bag.
>>64785017
>pick Romo
>injured week 5
>Hoyer is the backup
>miss playoffs
Lol the fucking football highlights they're playing during commercials on the Spanish stream are hilarious. Sasuga Spain
>the entire city of Texas on suicide watch
yay
>>64785000
BUCKLE UP LADS
WEEDLE IS COMING!!!!!! 31-27 TEXANS WIN CAP IT AND WATCH IN AWE!!!
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
What's his name again?
who /lost their virginity in 1992/ here?
>27-0
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
IF CLOWNEY WAS PLAYING WE'D BE WINNING YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS SO HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KNOW NOTHING PIECE OF SHIT JUST STARTED WATCHING FOOTBALL TODAY UGLY FUCKING DISGUSTING FAT PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF HUMAN TRASH I WOULD FUCK YOU UP IF YOU WERE HERE RIGHT NOW AND YOU KNOW IT YOU FUCKING KNOW IT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'D FUCKING DESTROY YOU ARE FUCKING NOTHING WITHOUT YOUR SHITTY LITTLE COMPUTERS AND BULLSHIT I WOULD STOMP YOUR TESTICLES AND EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILIES YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU WHITE BITCH YOU CAN'T COME AT ME ON THE REAL YOU CAN'T DO IT YOU WOULD LOSE I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN I WILL EAT YOUR HEARTS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU WOULDN'T LAST A MINUTE IN MY WORLD YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY WORLD LITTLE FAT BITCH FUCK YOU
TEXANS ON SUICIDE WATCH ALL THE FANS ARE GOING HOME THEY CAN BOO NO LONGER
Jesus Houston that was embarrassing defense
>>64785105
Savage
>>64785127
True horror
>>64785053
'80 here
>>64785088
Please don't post sluts.
>>64785053
>anri still hasn't done anal
fuck this gay earth
>>64785053
Anri Okita BLACKED when?
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN
>>64785017
I'm still taking Hoyer
>>64785156
Fuck your prayers
>You now remember the last time the Chiefs had a 27+ point lead in the playoffs
>>64785130
MIMK-039
>>64785053
Here, 35th birthday in about two weeks. AMA about high school in the 90s.
>>64785012
What a retard.
>LITERALLY 0 POINTS
>>64785163
nice copypasta fgt
>>64785041
lol, nigga looks like a chubby-chinned mid-life crisis havin beer-bellied washed up jj watt lovin bitch.
Is there a single more likable active NFL player than Eric Berry?
>be diagnosed with a rare type of Lymphoma
>come back not only for a full season but as an All-Pro
JJ Watt deserves to be on a better team. This shit is ridiculous. I hate seeing good players on shit teams. Same with Hopkins.
>>64785156
Brother Bin Al Flecki
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>64785160
I would actually say being up by 13 is the most dangerous lead.
lets all laugh at texas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pKMoAToyFR
>>64785157
>lost their virginity
>>64785163
Yikes.
>m-m-muh cancer
Fuck off ESPN
>>64785177
that's disgusting. poop comes out that hole
Fuck that cunts mic.
HOLY SHIT THIS MIC
Woah, did you guys know Berry had cancer?!
SHOVE THAT MIC UP YOUR ASS CUNT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SSSAAAAAAAVVVVEEEEE MMMEEEEEEEEE!
>This mic will never be fixed
Let's be real m8s, our odds aren't that great for tomorrow are they, let alone the entire playoffs.
A repeat of 2010 would be nice though.
>>64785196
Doing God's work
is anyone else hearing that squeaking whenever the woman talks?
>>64785215
Oh fuck off. I haven't had sex in 7 years. I WISH I never did.
>>64785163
>It's not pasta
Damn faggot you are angry as hell.
>>64785215
hey daniel
>>64785205
They've been a QB and coach away from being a top 5 team for a few years now.
Why is Hoya the Destroya still in the game?
it hurts to watch
why the fuck did we have to lose to fucking houston
was tj yates there best qb
>>64785194
The clots needed the whole half and for the chiefs bodies to fall to pieces for that to happen
>>64785156
>Fuck muslims!
what did he mean by this?
>that mic
MY EARS
weeden comeback dubs confirm
>>64785180
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I hope the Bengals v Steelers game is more interesting. Fucking hell.
>HOYER STILL IN THE GAME
>>64785199
DMX
M
X
Why did the toxins give up?
vikqueens fegit reporting in
wow Houston you are just getting killed what the fucking fuck
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>>64785236
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
still no weeden?
>give yourself cancer from anabolic steroids
>come back "better than ever" because you were juicing hardcore in the time you weren't drug tested at all
>"national hero for cancer XDDD"
Why is this a thing?
how does an NFL team not score a single point thru 3 quarters in a playoff game?
what do you know, money = cancer cure
DO YOU BLEED
CONFIRMED NEW MEME
HAHA HAHAHA
GET BOOTY BLASTED HOUSTON
YOUR FAN BASE IS GOING TO DISOWN YOUR MEME FRANCHISE.
THANK YOU FOR SHOWING AMERICA WHAT A JOKE THE AFC SOUTH IS
>Andy Reid leads Chiefs to owl and wins
>the shitty of filthadelphia
>>64785157
Bruh I was like 6
Continuing from last thread: two lightsabers, saberstaff or single saber like a loser. Decided on definitely going darkside
>>64785221
>>64785223
>>64785225
there is literally nothing wrong with the mic
This the most pathetic performance in the playoffs I have ever witnessed. Good god the toxins are pathetic
>mfw cancer made him stronger
this is sad. the texans have completely given up - what a bitch made franchise. i fully expect hoyer to be executed by mexicans this evening.
>eliminate garbage franchises like the Texans, Browns, and Loins
>go back to three division conferences
>>64784971
I'm 100% not trollign when I say the Jaguars would've put up a better game than the Texans.
What a wet noodle of a fucking offense
>>64785163
you just know Clowney is laughing his off right now
even though he's a bust ass nigga
Would you Lisa salters?
>>64785261
there's a sweet sports .webm thread up right now. It is way the fuck better than this game
>>64785199
81 here, I smoked weed in 6th grade because Dr Dre and Snoop told me to
>high school
>>64785261
>Rivalry
>AFC North, the roughest toughest division in American football
It will be.
Why has Tom Brady had High School wide receivers his whole career when Peyton gets Hall of Famers to play with every year?
>>64785295
>43-8
>>64785281
By having people that couldn't cut it on the Browns as your QBs. JJ showing us how much of a cuck he is doesn't help either.
>>64785294
Fuck off Lisa you dumb cunt.
it's a joker episode!
Hoyer interception incoming.
The Texans aren't even the original Texans...
>>64785157
my mom did
>>64785318
you're high, aren't you
>this game is so bad even the cp spammer doesn't care
Calling a turnover this drive.
I can't tell if the Chiefs defense is that good, or if the texans are just that bad
How many injured players for Kansas?
How shitty Houston was?
I couldn't watch the beginning of the game.
>>64785296
>2015+1
>Not listening to Kelly Clarkson
>Not knowing that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
>>64785287
sauce?
>>64785296
Imagine if he was white and got ebola too
>>64785199
I'm 34 and I graduated high school in 1999. Let's be friends.
>>64785053
Me lol. Please also be my friend.
>toxins hat guy
please get that webm of that toxins fans knocking his hat off.
Need a webm of that Texans fan with that hat.
>tfw your hopes shift from winning the game to just not getting shutout
>>64785292
Single saber, tank. Be fucking useful familia
Give me some fresh Texans memes
How do you think this guy feels right now?
holy kek webm of that Texan fan knocking his hat off?
>>64785349
>Kansas
WEBM OF THAT FAN WITH THE HAT
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAA
>Yfw a Chiefs/Redskins owl
HAHA OPI JESUS THIS FUCKING TRAIN WRECK
Someone screen cap the guy with the hat
>dat OPI
>where's the chill?
>oh god there is none for the toxins
>>64785349
Jeremy Maclin was crying after his injury
Watt keeps pulling his groin from too much sex
>>64785318
>weed toker talks about weed
Must be a day that ends in why. You degenerates are more insufferable than vegans.
HAHA GET KEKED HOU
WEBM OF THE PAKI LOSING HIS HAT
>>64785362
>>64785365
>>64785366
On it senpai
>>64785344
Mostly the Texans are bad, but KC does have a really good defense.
i've seen far more blatant pushing off than that not get called desu
>>64785362
Somebody webm that hat guy
>>64785362
>>64785365
>>64785366
Seconding these guys.
>>64785397
YESSSSSSSSS
>You will never know this feel
>>64785366
I got you senpai
Will they ever play that texans "WE WIIIIN" commercial again?
>Hoyer finally making passes
too fucking late faggot
>>64785362
>>64785365
>>64785366
new memes ;_;
>>64785341
y
and literally drunk on Old E
What is the most dangerous lead in this sport?
Got Texan fans contemplating suicide...
>>64785382
would be best owl
REF BALL
REF BALL
who comeback here?
at this point i just hope hopkins doesnt have a career ending injury. my dynasty fantasy team needs him for next year.
>>64785375
that commercial makes me laugh
WE WOOON
>>64785381
Go to reddit. That's where all the webms come from anyway.
>>64785408
Browns feel this for breakfast
calling it now, incoming hoyer int
i can feel it
>>64785339
Hello son.
>>64785290
lol i was 2.
>this is a playoff game
>you have to credit Houston
no i don't
>>64785420
1 point
>>64785420
18-1
>They're starting to call pass interference on Deandre Hopkins
LOL IT'S OVER THAT NIGGAS GONNA HAVE A SOPHOMORE SLUMP NOW THAT THE REFS ARE FINALLY PUNISHING THIS LIMP DICK ASS NIGGA FOR THOSE PUSHOFFS
>LITERALLY PUSH OFF ALL SEASON
>GET CALLED ELITE
HHAHAHAHA
>>64785424
It would be the /pol/ bowl
Jesus nigga catch the god damned ball. That wasn't even Hoyers' fault.
>>64785417
wew lad
you must be so shitfaced, I can't even imagine
>>64785435
Ouch.
IT STARTS WITH
ONE THING
>>64785420
1-0
>texans have a te named FEDORAwits
you can't make this shit up
>just let it hit your chest, it'll stick
>>64785416
>dat feminine penis
>>64785157
i was born in 1993 so you might be my dad famalam
What was the spread, over/under?
Could we get a call in from vegas to "allow"the toxins back in?
>fedorawitz
btw 1981 here this is my wife
>Ryan Mallett @RMaIIett7
>Hey, @HoustonTexans, you wish you had me now?
>toxins drop ANOTHER pass
expect to see a pick6
>>64785435
Is his Twitter pic with his wife's sons?
So glad i have been a Chiefs fan for the last few hours.
>>64785157
Was born in 92 tbhwyf
>the Jags died for this
Disgusting. The ball hit him between the numbers
>>64785286
>It's just the one swan, actually
>>64785416
As a straight man, Would. No anal tho, there be shit in there
>the Houston fucking Keksans
Please tell me the reason for this travesty is because they had a cupcake schedule.
>>64785408
thought that said 4chan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao
Hoyer
THE
Destroyer
FUCK OFF HOYER YOU ARE GARBAGE.
Kek
>Hoyer
Oh man. How did these guys make the playoffs. I hope the next game is better.
>>64785479
Is your mom a whore named Kristin?
ayy lmao
>>64785500
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