CHIEFS VS TEXANS
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THREAD #5
>POST YFW WHEN HOYER IS YOUR QB
1st for chefs going to get refballed
T R U M P
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2016
They need to keep JJ Watt in at quarterback
>>64782308
>Your face when when
Chef fans everyone
>post yfw you're not Hoyer
>>64782308
NEW THREAD GET IN HERE!
>>64782308
>>64782308
>>64782308
1st for Bagels
>>64782308
7th for fuck it all
1st
Mfw cowboys fan watching this game
Sign Hackenberg
nth for only sjws want Houston to lose
This is what happens when you play Browns leftovers
>>64782367
Great job feggit
who /x/ here?
If the Texans had taken Carr instead of Clowney, would they be winning right now?
>>64782350
Refballed? Nigga he had 1 step in.
2 many threads right now
#triggered
>>64782308
reading his lips after the pick "you've got to be kidding me"
Go Chiefs
>this is your competition
Top laff
Just mail us our tickets to the Owl already
>>64782406
Its thread 5
Just follow the numbers you autist
If Hoyer throws another pick, does he get benched?
>>64782431
Just mail tickets to disneyland
>>64782398
No, they'd have a bye.
>>64782480
>so much
Same with cuckold. It just a phase or a tread .
>>64782431
No way Tom wins in Denver my senpaitachi.
>>64782480
>watching professional porn
>ever
>>64782480
Are you implying you don't like those succulent ass juices al ovr you're filthy mouth?
>>64782457
You have to.
>>64782431
>YFW Pats get BTFO in Denver again by PeyPey
>>64782480
reported for off topic
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>64782528
This.
Weeden please!!
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MEMEAGEDDON
>>64782523
The Broncos needed 5 quarters to beat Brady, and that was after Gronk went down
Peyton will be lucky to make the conference final at this rate
IT'S A HAT TRICK
>>64782480
Watching a girl's get licked is pretty hot
Watching a girl toss a dude's salad is fucking gross
Jesus Christ
Bench this fucking trash ass QB
Hoyer benched for the second half?
if they had any other QB than hoyer they would only be down 3
LEL
Another pick. They're going to bring in Weeden
WEEED MAN
Kek. Fucking Toxins.
Going for the high score of INTs against the chefs to beat Peyton, I see.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SOMEONE. JUST. END. HOYER'S. MISERY
it's going to be weeden time
hoyer has melted down
That's it, I give up on the Texans. No more. Fuck 'em. First person to get dubs picks my new team.
Fuck you Hoyer you fucking kike fuck I'm too drunk for this fucking shit fuck you
>3rd pick
>within the last 6 throws
>fumbled earlier
>>64782591
Brock Bronco's =/= Healthy Peyton Broncos
Home team always wins in Brady vs. Manning.
>what kind of offense you want senpai?
>>64782649
patsies
>>64782649
TEXANS
>>64782649
Chefs
>>64782649
Raiders
Just put Weeden in fuck it
>>64782649
Browns
WEEDENTIME
>>64782649
Cleaveland Browns
>>64782649
Texans
>>64782649
browns
>>64782649
Steelers
WHO /STARTED CHIEFS DEFENSE IN DRAFT KINGS/ HERE?
It is 5:50 PM and Brandon Hoyer has thrown another interception
Calm down niggers, Andy Reid teams are cursed. The queefs will lose this game. Cap it
>>64782649
Cleveland Browns
Is this the end of Brian Hoyer's career?
>>64782559
false reporting is a bannable issue
>>64782699
Not much better but I'll take it
are the Cheifs the luckiest team ever?
>dominated by good teams
>blessed by the second half where you're playing against the worst teams in the league and a injured Peyton who got benched before the second half
>get matched up against the worst team in the afc playoff
Holy shit so fucking lucky
>>64782672
>that file name
This is going to make it even funnier when the Queefs inevitably choke in the second half
Put in Weed Man
>tfw
tyb hoyer
>>64782688
>>64782649
razorcakes
>>64782649
Chiefs
>>64782649
Browns
>>64782726
>career
>implying there was one to begin with
>>64782708
>playoffs fantasy
>>64782649
Arsenal
If I could press a button and time would skip to the night game I would. This is horrible.
Are there seriously Texans fans?
>>64782649
Texans
>>64782726
Yes
>>64782672
Just got home
Did they actually run that bullshit on the goalline?
Toxins don't deserve to be in the playoffs, let's all just be honest
>>64782688
Not taking this one
>>64782688
Bench Hoyer. He's done
THE JETS ARE GOOD AND OUT OF THE PLAYOOFS FOR THIS SHITT!!???
>>64782649
Cowboys
>>64782649
Vikings.
>>64782779
Followed by Hoyer throwing a pick into double coverage
>>64782710
Only 2 more for him to match Delhomme for 5 picks and a lost fumble.
>>64782802
They lost to Houston
>>64782649
why, my peanus weanus, of course!
>>64782802
Chiefs are the most complete team in the AFC. I'm glad they started off shitty so everyone would underrate them.
>>64782796
This Pepe actually made me laff. I thought I hated you frogposters
>>64782649
>First person to get dubs picks my new team.
>>64782787
>Not taking this one
Well you can fuck right the fuck off then you fucking faggot. Kill yourself you attentions seeking piece of shit.
>>64782649
Vikings
>mfw Weeden leads the Texans to the superb owl
>>64782802
Jets lost to the Texans you dumb Nog
>>64782787
the dubs have spoken
it is destiny
>>64782431
This ain't about you patsfag
>>64782850
Black people stole him and made him better
It's like reverse rock and roll
>>64782853
Why so mad? :^)
>>64782850
Normies make the best Pepe memes.
What a shit playcall. Why would run a toss so deep in the backfield?
Someone post that HD stream link again please
DUBS AND THE TEXANS DO A 2013 COLTS
Do they seriously have to make an ad break every single fucking time the clock stops now? It wasn't as bad in the reg season, this shit is frustrating now
>>64782857
he asked for a team not a meme
>>64782861
Jesus Mexico, Just shit the fuck already
>>64782850
>texans are so shit they actually are losing to the chiefs in the playoffs
Battle of the defenses
If Smith was playing like Hoyer this game wouldn't even have any points
>>64782846
old meme
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64782917
alcohol withdraw got you irritable?
Boooooo
>>64782921
>Just shit the fuck already
>they boo hoyer
Seriously give put two inbetween the eyes.
They are booing hoyer!
"fans" who boo their own team instead of sticking with them through hard times are not real fans. You support your team no matter what.
>Tfw the Queefs choke it
>>64782917
commercial breaks are the same throughout the entire season senpai
>booing your own team
How does a team with offense this bad make the playoffs? Get your shit together afc south
>>64782994
>Houston fans
>>64782931
>have time
>>64782649
VIKINGS
I
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>>64782986
>>64782994
>cheering for 0 points and 4 turnovers
Kek
>>64782986
Why stick with the fucker that had such a shit first half performance?
They're clearly saying Boo-urns
PUT WEEDEN IN
>>64782986
Hoyer is playing like ass though. I would have taken him out long ago.
>>64782986
>>64782994
cucks
>>64782994
They're booing Hoyer.
As far as they're concerned, he's already cut.
Can someone make a "Just fuck my shit up" edit of Hoyer
>Hoyer's horrible
Kek, ditka
As a Jew, I had hoped that Hoyer would give us a good showing being the only Jewish QB in the NFL.
This whole game is shoah
>>64782882
lel not mad, just call it like I see it
BIG BEN
>>64782980
still a good one tho
HOYER MVP
god i hate espn """"analysts""""
>>64782649
One of us one of us
Ditka has the worst case of old man neck I have ever seen.
>>64783020
>How does a team with offense this bad make the playoffs?
Even ESPN is shitting on the toxins
>ywn chant "Put In Weeden" during halftime at a playoff game
Must be exhilarating being a Texans fan
all those turnovers only score 13 points
lot of football left..lot of spaghetti to be spilled still
the NFL should eliminate divisions and just do seeding by record. the texans do not belong in the playoffs
>>64783083
whatever you say, sugarbuns~!
PUT ME IN COACH
>tfw when chiefs, Steelers, Vics and packers bet
is it okay, just put 5€ dollars as a combi-bet.
I've not watched either of these teams much - is Hoyer always shit? He makes me feel good about Cutlet.
>>64782649
Titans
>>64783065
>>64782649
49ers
>>64782994
Hoyer is doing frustratingly bad, why would anyone cheer for the team after he basically threw away all offensive opportunities?
>>64782986
Go back to reddit
Whenever the Chiefs get inside the opponents 40 Andy goes ultra conservative mode and plays for the fg
Roethlisberger looking classy as fuck
>dat playoff beard.
>>64783115
he's already got his asterisk too
Texans come back to win in OT
Dubs will confirm.
>>64782649
stillers
Based fucking Smeth needs to get his fucking shit together.
H-Town on suicide watch
BOLD BRAVE WEEDEN up in this nigga. Who all hype as fuck for that sweet TOXIN action? Practically guarantee'd to win the SOUTH with the TOXINS shitting all over EVERYONE.
There's no team greater than the 2015-2016 TOXINS, and it will be nice to prove it once we get to Super Bowl 50!
RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE
>THANK YOU FOR THE COPYPASTERINO ORIGINAL(OG) TEXANS
THERE'S AN ENTIRE SECOND HALF LEFT TO THIS SHITSHOW
>>64783120
He is just back-up tier. No more shit than Weeden, Mallet etc.
When will they let Watt go so he can play in a decent team?
>tom Coughlin
>interview with the eagles
>>64782649
Buffalo Bills
>>64782672
Oh, you know.
>>64783117
But packers are going to get smashed.
>>64783117
>vic and packer
You fucked up, nigger
big ben sighting
please come and save us from these awful offense
>>64783145
Dubs confirm Chefs will run meme plays for the rest of the game which will be a shutout
>talking about how many gloves big ben will be wearing
lol fuck these talking heads
>>64783114
that's right sugar tits, whatever I say.
Stream?
>Lynch not even traveling with team
What a shitlord
Which one of you is him?
Its 6:04 PM EST and Jak- Brian Hoyer just threw another Interception.
>This is the playoffs for concussionball fags
>>64783029
>implying anyone wants that fuck face
Manziel is shit and obviously a locker room cancer. No one wants to be led by that tiny faggot. He'll be lucky to get a backup job in a desperate club
With this defense, Weeden might just be good enough to take the Houston to the superbowl
>post yfw your team has a better QB than the Toxins
>>64782649
VIKINGS
>>64783151
you now remember that the browns spent a 1st round pick on weedon
>>64782988
Reminder.
>>64783155
Why would watt ever want to go?
If he goes to a team of stars he will get overshadowed, and make less money off endorsements.
>>64783162
WEW LAD
>>64783183
me
The Chiefs haven't scored a touchdown after getting the ball gift wrapped to them 4 times
>>64783184
Nice old meme
>>64783190
>mfw
>>64782796
You're not going to stop pepes
Please stop
please stop calling them the toxins
>>64783177
MEME GAME MEME GAME
I'm sorry, but did the Texans already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Texans are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC South for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Wildcard Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Texans are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 9-7 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Texans wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Texans topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>64783177
confirmed
Lil John where?
>>64783190
Reporting in
>>64783190
>>64783157
And Chip Kelly to the 49ers, next season is going to one fuck of a ride.
ditka can't even form coherent sentences anymore
when you realize Toxins are only 2 pick-6s away from winning this game
sheeeeit
>>64783183
>all these picks
Am I watching a Blitz game or some shit?
>>64782649
based pats of course
>>64783170
Who do I root for in the real playoff game today family?
>>64783214
>giphy
HOLY FUCK DOES ANYONE ELSES DAD SLAM CABINETS AND DOORS AND SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY?
MY DAD LITERALLY CANNOT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT FUCKING SLAMMING SHIT TOGETHER
HOLY FUCK
>>64783177
NOTHING is stopping this ride
Dubs confirmed it
>rain turning to snow for tonights game
>>64782431
both of these teams are better than the Jets, and we saw how well you handled them
>>64783244
papa johns familia
>>64783244
your mom
>>64783183
Seahawks fan here. I like Lynch, I really do. It's pretty shitty of him to not even travel with the team.
It's not cold in the owners box familia. I honestly don't think he will be on the team next year.
>Inb4 trading Lynch to the Raiders for Crabtree, the laughs will ensure with Crabtree and Sherman on the same team
>>64783190
oh yeah
>>64783223
see>>64783177
there's literally no hope for u
>>64783170
>big ben
>not being overrated trash
top 5 WR corp and still throws only 5 more tds then ints
>>64783214
Is HUEston better?
>>64783244
You eat yourself.
>>64783243
Steelers, le goofy meme cats aren't going to win against the Pats.
>>64783243
I just realised that Flacco isn't even in the playoffs this year
>that contract
kek, single handedly ruined that team by the looks of it
>>64783244
x chicken nuggets
x being the last two digits
>>64783247
I would give anything to be around my dad right now, even if he was slamming cabinets. Appreciate him while he's alive; he won't always be.
>>64783245
2cute
>>64782732
No, its Kansas City.
>shittiest baseball team 5 years ago
>Won World Series,made it two years in a row
Chiefs are just Deja Vú.
>>64783252
Everyone knows steeler fans aren't humans
>>64783247
My landlord does the same shit, the old fuck
>>64783264
i like rawls more than lynch desu
>>64783240
I'd love to see some body slams and late hits. This game is boring.
>>64783190
>>64783190
Literally every other team in the league senpai
my peepee got hard whenever they showed that chick on screen
>>64783190
>>64783243
personally i want the steelers to win because i find them much more enjoyable to watch
but it would be funny if mccarron wins a game then dalton comes back and loses
so flip a coin i guess
>>64783247
Damn are you me? When I come home from uni and my dad is leaving for work and making some food he literally spends 30 minutes slamming the cabinets.
>inb4 the chefs dont put up another point and 2 defensive scores win the game for the toxins
>>64783190
>>64783157
>>tom Coughlin
>>interview with the eagles
>>64783268
he's missed 5 games this year
