4:35 PM ET
starts in half a bong
>>64777777
>hyping up Alex Smith and the Queefs like they're worth anything
Why?
First for elite game manager
Poop. That's what this game will be.
I AM SO FUCKING HYPE RIGHT NOW
first for /LexiBelle/
>>64777892
Chiefs.
Is Alex Smith making the 49ers the ULTIMATE KEK
?!?!?!!?
>tell my wife I'm gonna need the TV tonight to watch football
>go out and get snacks for the game
>she invites her boyfriend over
>he tells me they're gonna watch a movie so i cant have the TV
fuck, at least i can shitpost on /sp/
>>64777777
YOU
O
U
LIKE
I
K
E
THAT
H
A
T
why is every nigga on the field game wreckers
>chefs get a big lead
>they choke again
How bad are the Chiefs going to demolish the Tejanos?
Quick, post overrated meme players that make you cringe whenever you hear them talk or see them in a commercial.
Players like this get shut down in big games and the Chiefs are based. Prepare your ravioli Hyustin.
>>64777924
>he doesnt watch jynx maze
What's his name again?
>>64777942
because they're only talking about the players that are actually good right now
>>64777892
chiefs, cyka
every single expert i've heard in picking the Chiefs. Preparing myself for a letdown. I personally haven't talked shit since that Colts loss. This is like the most set up playoff game the Chiefs could possibly win. It's like too easy. Fuck this feeling.
Chiefs gonna do it
I can feel it
Heading to the liquor store to get a pint of vodka just in case the Chiefs lose. This game is gonna be of the chain tbph senpai
As a Wisconsinite I want the Texans to win because of Watt, but I also want the chiefs to win because Holmgrenball gives me a hard on.
FUCK
THE
CHIEFS
>>64777933
I want this almost as badly as I want Trump to become god king.
>the final Cmon Man of the season
mfw
K/a/NS/a/S CITY
>>64777875
My eyebrow wont stop twitching. GO TEXANS!
>>64777958
Regional Supervisor of Game Operations
>this little white boy punter
>>64777777
YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!YOU LIKE THAT!
>>64777996
looks like a young neymar
Where were you when Injunb Owl was confirmed?
them kids all doing the whip...lmao
>simulcast on ABC and espn
has this been done before?
literally the most elite game manager since Starr
>that ref
Who the fuck cares about these literally who teams
Sup Brady
>>64778033
charge your phone familia
Reminder that only four fanbases have an excuse to root for KC. Everyone else should be rooting for the Texans.
What does JJ stand for in JJ watt?
>>64777933
I'd say Harbaugh is. At least the $(ERS went to the Owl with Kaep.
lol let's not act like alfred blue is on the level of watt or hali
>clowney
>>64778041
Been done a few times, senpai. It's so poor fags who don't get shit like ESPN and NFL Network can watch important games as they come up, like the playoffs, or like that final game of that season when the Patriots went 16-0 in the regular season.
I just ate Elk Taco's and they were fucking delicious.
Now I'm cracking open a shitty budlight because they were on sale 24 packs for $9.99
>>64778033
>11%
Milford is pretty damn close
My stream of choice is ded. Any good replacements?
Tbh senpai Alex Smith is elite
Wolfork is going to have a huge game. You can't zone block with that monster of a human being in the middle.
Unnamed NFC fan here. Has Jedaveon Clowney done anything since entering the NFL? Or anything since that one highlight tackle in college? Didn't he miss his first season?
tldr requesting Clowney summary
>>64777958
Lord Regal of House Game
Game Director of Operations
Viscount Smiff of Game Province
Chief Instructor of Time Management
Chief Executive of Game Management Operations
Acting Managerial Executive of Maximizing Game Efficiency
Chief Acting Executive to the Game Management Secretariat
Administrative Support Supervisor of Game Controlling Operations
Efficiency Development & Game Time Manager of Defensive Operations
James Jones >>> JJ meme man
>>64778069
Kaep went to the owl on the back of Smith who won the first half of the season before getting injured.
>>64778107
mountain mikes
>>64778107
Mountain Mikes. No fucking contest.
>>64778104
Watch on espn or abc nigger
HE PUT DA TEAM ON HIS BACK DOE
>>64778083
this honkey bout to terrorize a bathroom. Literally turning his anus into a downward fecal cannon.
>>64777958
Supreme elite game manager gentleman who tips his fedora while leading, then chokes at the last seconds.
SHILL: THE MOVIE
We're going to lose aren't we?
>>64778107
No idea what the latter is but its probably 150% better then dominos
PIZZAS NOT FOR BREAKFAST
>>64778104
look at the 3rd post nigga
>>64778107
>ordering from a pizza chain
Don't do this senpai, local pizza joints are almost always superior.
>>64778107
the fuck is mountain mikes
im ordering dominos myself later.
>dat 5.99 deal
order chicken and pizza for 12 bucks
>>64778107
Dominoes pizza has some elite seasoning
Papa Johns has some good deals
Pizza Hut has stuffed crust if you wanna be obese
Never heard of Mountain Mike's but if it's good go for it
>>64778148
Yes
>>64778124
my sides
How did Ditka go 10-6 when he always picks da Bears?
happy birthday mf doom
Did Ray Lewis quote the bible yet?
>>64778164
ayy senpai thats whats up
>Ray at the bottom of the standings
GO KC!!!!
Anyone /high on meth/ here?
>>64778158
True
The worst part is they are 3-4 times the price
>>64778168
>ditka second
>murderer last
i'm dying
>>64778146
Are you from the USA or Netherlands?
I want to fuck Suzy Kolber so bad
>everyone picks the Chiefs
Texans BTFO
if your team was a grill what would she look like?
This is whats gonna happen senpai
Chiefs get big lead then it slowly shrinks till 8-8's can take the lead on the last few minutes. Then they spaghetti all over the floor and lose
The exact same pattern in the last 3 chefs games
I've never wanted to fuck Suzy Kobler more then now
>MNF game picks 2015 standings
>Trent Dilfer 11-5
>Ditka 10-6
>Keyshawn 10-6
>Suzy 9-7
>Cris Carter 8-8
>Steve 8-8
>TJ 8-8
>Boomer 7-9
>Ray Lewis 5-11
Ray Lewis a shit
>>64778111
Trips would seem to confirm.
>>64778148
Yes.
>>64778213
everyone in Kansas City?
Ray Lewis has this vacant retard look to him
>>64778164
>>64778207
do you guys not have a minimum order amount?
I ordered 3 burgers, 2 cokes and fries for 50 bucks
min order was atleast 30 bucks
>>64778213
Go Chiefs!
>>64778130
>One is a showboating retard, spoiled from birth
>One lived in a truck for a part of his life and is super humble
It's obvious who's better.
>>64778232
Pike's Peak, m8.
how did we wind up with a taxans vs chefs playoff game
did I kill a bunch of people in a past life?
fuckin hell
>>64778213
I hate uppers, so im sure are shit not going to be taking dirty drugs from a redneck
>>64778233
>Majority picking the Chiefs
TEXANS WIN BY BLOW OUT
SHIT NIGGERS WHICH ONE SHOULD I DO?
>>64778240
lmao how is that even possible, what a dumb fucking monkey
Go Texans I guess
>>64778232
pepperoni, sausage, onion, jalapeno, red pepper flakes.
Thank me later.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KANSAS CITY AND HOUSTON.....NO SHORTAGE OF OBESE AMERIKEK WHITE TRASH HILLBILLIES AND NIGGERS IN THESE TWO CITIES, SENPAIS... CAN'T WAIT FOR KICKOFF
>ditka and cris chose texas
Are they right?
>>64778213
/high on smeth/ more like
>>64778269
who's she?
>>64778233
A formerly hot slut that is full of botox and doesn't realize she's not hot anymore.
Obviously, I'm a Cowboys fan.
>>64778232
Uhhh Pepperoni Avalanche you fucking retard, why did you even ask this?
T-Thanks Ditka
Wait a minute why is Houston at home if Chiefs have better record? This is fixed
Maclin look like that frog meme yall be postin.
Based Ditka
>>64778233
Siri
Based Ditka
>>64777875
Alex Smith is gonna tear them a new asshole. Rush for 100 and pass for 250
>>64778269
she's pretty cute. What's her name?
Would you?
>>64778269
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
Bungles fan here
I would love for the Chiefs to win, but if the Toxins win we'd love for them to get their asses whooped next week or if they meet us in the championship round
>>64778283
Heh.
>>64778292
kek'd
Who /powerball/ here?
>>64778297
someone ruined by plastic surgery
>>64778297
>she
>>64778297
>she
>Chiefs on a winning streak over the worst teams in the league
>Texas actually held their own against good teams and were the first team to lead against patriots until the half
This is too easy
Chiefs shitposting ends now
>>64778269
Hello fellow 12!
>>64778315
Chiefs fucked
>>64778337
>>64778337
>900 million
playoffs are so comfy
>Gruden-san
>>64778330
All day
c/d: this is going to be the most boring game of the WCs this year
Seahawks fan here, go Toxins
>>64778337
>i-its just a dollar
>i do it for fun
>>64778330
her weave is on fleek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vJn5XxWg9U
>>64778337
I never buy lotto tickets, but said fuck it and bought a few. Might as well
Did it when mega millions hit the all time high like 2 years ago
Did based Ditka just end the Chiefs season?
When the MNF theme played I started shaking with giddyness, am I a fag?
Where the fuck is everyone, this thread has like 25 posters, its the playoffs god damn it.
>Prayurfs
IN
>>64778337
I am. 100 percent no bullshit if I win I'm going to make 100 random people into millionares. I'm going to give 100 people one million dollars.
Then, with 100 million, I'm going to find a random homeless and give him a Brewsters Millions scenario. He can have $1 mill right now, or spend $20 mill in one month (and be homeless at the end) in order to get 50 mill from me.
I'm gonna be broke in 1 year, tops.
come to philly gruden we need your memes to live
MUH ERIC BERRY
I want the Chiefs to lose just for that reason
>>64778337
>tfw ive already wasted $40 and am going to waste another $20 tonight
>>64778330
I want to kiss you...
Do Texans fans exist on /sp/?
>>64778348
The chefs will probably lose but their shitposting will never end
you could nuke kansas city and these fags would still show up on /sp/ like cockroaches
damn ABC audio horrible as fuck
switched over to ESPN
>>64778385
I'm just here to enjoy the show.
>>64778190
>daily reminder the Bears actually won games while Ditka was wearing the Fudgepackers jersey
>Gruden commenting
JUST FUCK MY PLAYOFFS UP
>>64778384
No you are an autist. Go outside.
>>64778369
>be German
>Get cucked
>>64778348
Useless stats lmao
The Chefs are well rounded but the Texans caple of big plays.
This is what this match up will build down to.
>>64778233
She would be non-existent, like our fan base
Can we not turn this into a cuk thread?
>>64778373
>powerball
>just 1 dollar
>>64778384
Me too. I get excited when the MNF theme song plays.
who are your picks /sp/
Texans and Steelers here
Royals win eries
Chiefs win owl
>>64778396
if you win please buy 4chan and remove the mods
FUCK DA ROYALS
FUCK DA CHIEFS
FUCK DAT DUMB ASS CITY THATS IN THE WRONG STATE
Hoyer third concussion and permanent brain damage incoming
stop making threads retards
Is ABC's audio fucked for anyone else?
>>64778400
>>64778385
>the Saturday afternoon slot that the NFL puts the garbage matchup
Wait until Stoolers-Bungles for some superior shitposting.
>>64777130
>>64777130
>>64777130
comfy / yuro thread here
>>64778438
le didn't qualify country
>>64778233
>Bengals
Good Luck AFC South bros, keep that Chiefs playoff drought alive
>>64778337
this is why many poor people stay poor
>>64778440
yes
>>64778417
post tits and benis, plx =3
>mfw texans win the superb owl and cowgirls will forever become our bitch
>>64778417
Dude, why did you paint your toe nails? Thats gay
>black man comfortable in shackles
DO GO ON, GRUDEN
>>64778417
>thinking /sp/ actually watches the game
>>64778428
They're just cuckophobes, ignore them. They're stuck in the stone age.
>>64778417
Fuck off
>>64778417
>those huge feet
boner kill tßh
>>64778250
Some food joints have it but my nearby domino's doesn't
>>64778440
switch over to ESPN senpai
>>64778436
Get a load of this Mr Met cuck faggot.
>>64778396
Just bet on the Choofs and win your money back
>Hoyer vs Smeth
this game is gonna suck isn't it?
>>64778417
Take a pic of your pussy. Hope Solo style pls
>>64778468
sleep tight memey
>>64778481
>paying for cable
MILANA SIGHTING
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
PLAYOFFS HAVE BEGUN
>>64778417
painting your nails is a sure sign you are gay
>>64778450
wow
/sp/ is a shitty board, but seriously you should be thrown into a volcano
>My dad is a Stoolers fan
>His gf is a Chiefs fan
Should I cuck my father?
mai waifu!!!!!!!!!
yay love! :3
>>64778417
>THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
>>64778417
Who you got? Chefs or Toxins?
930
you now remember mike "sexy" tirico had multiple sexual harrasment lawsuits filed against him.
>>64778431
Same. Bingles gonna bingle and the Chefs are a meme, Toxins' D will murder them
>>64778436
This.
>>64778490
It's watchable because both teams have pass rushing duos that kill QBs
>>64778382
Most likely
TYBD
>tfw gonna miss 4th quarter due to flying to vegas
Milana is so fucking sexy, why do they dress her up like a fucking Quaker in these AT&T commercials
Comfiest commentators
Snow on the ground
Roast in the slow cooker
Wild card
POST THICK WOMEN
Who /Giants/ here?
>>64778529
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL wont win the owl this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
The Chiefs superbowl drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>implying this isnt happening
>>64778233
ravens would be nyomi banxxx tbqh
>>64778417
>painted toes
>tfw 60fps VLC stream
who comfy here bros
>>64778511
>tfw I'm a Cheifs fan
>wifes son is a Texans fan
This game is going to be a fun one in our household!
>>64778510
>/sp/ is a shitty board
get a load of this faggot
>>64778528
>You know know he considers himself white
Go Texans i guess?
>>64778510
Comfy threads arent new you faggot
In used to think Milana was hot but then I saw her feet.
Terrible foot game.
>>64778520
toxins
>>64778527
ayy
>tfw have a 200 word essay due tuesday and I haven't even started it yet.
Is JJ Watt the ultimate meme player?
>3-13 since the merger
>needed a GOAT candidate to win 2 of them
>>64778553
>>64778545
inb4 people confuse thick for fat again
>>64778545
Chiefs are gonna win I think.
>>64778457
>Worst case, lose $10-$30
>Best case, win $900 mil, be set for life
Might as well, desu
Houston will have a great day!!
Justin Houston that is
>>64778510
>this is my first year on /sp/
>>64778460
>texans fans actually believe this
not knowing >we will be back next year
Playoffs are finally here!
>>64778553
redskins are winning bruh
>>64777777
>>64778575
He and OBJ are tied.
Bailey
My wife's son
Please laugh
>>64778557
>tfw watching on tv like a non-poorfag
Good for you saving those Neetbux though, ;)
>>64778571
have your wife's son microwave you up a grilled cheese to ease your mind and get those creative juices flowing
Repostin
The Andy Reid Drinking Game
If Andy Reid throws the challenge flag, take ONE drink.
If he wins his challenge, take ONE drink.
If he loses his challenge, take TWO drinks.
If Andy Reid uses both challenges in the first half, take TWO drinks.
If he wins both challenges, and wins an additional challenge, take ONE drink.
If he uses the additional challenge at any point in the game, take THREE drinks.
If Andy Reid calls more than three pass plays in a row, take TWO drinks.
If Andy Reid calls timeout, take ONE drink.
If it is obvious that the timeout was a bad decision, take TWO drinks.
If Andy Reid is out of timeouts before the two minute warning, take FOUR drinks.
>>64778548
who /definatelynotgayhere/?
>>64778575
Consistently elite players are not meme players
What if the texans spagetties like the Astros did?
>>64778553
>chicken parm not going one and done
Other than that you're all good senpai
who /rain/ here?
>>64778586
>>64778568
I'm going with the Chefs. I can't wait for the epic collapse of the elite game manager.
how many sacks is that monster gonna get?
>>64778460
you will be the little brother forever
>>64778586
thats fat m8
WHO /PACKERS/ HERE? WHO /MORE TROPHIES THAN BOTH TEAMS COMBINED/ HERE?
OK!
