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Exeter vs Liverpool EMERGENCY THREAD


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>de klopp
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Lads my gf just texted me, shes away in somewhere called Rotheringham and can't get a lift home what do
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Just started this game, what absolute memeplayers have Liverpoop dug up?
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First for hitler
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5th for ABL
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These two look like they just banged eachother
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>muh slippy floor
>muh b-team
>muh bad luck
Why are Livercucks so pathetic?
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First for the magic of injuries
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>>64757733
>Lads my gf just texted me, shes away in somewhere called Rotheringham and can't get a lift home what do

Is she underage? The locals are very fond of children.
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who ABL here?
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#kloppflopp
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>liverpool 'youth' team
>22 year olds
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You can make excuses for the kids but why hasn't benteke done anything against EXETER
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>>64757740
>>64757744
>>64757747

wew
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Who /Exeter/ here?
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>>64757733
She's cucking you m8
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Just marathoned the game up until now. Meme goal aside, Exeter deserve to win.
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>>64757772
lifelong fan here m8, ever since lester started sucking i've rooted for based exeter
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>>64757747

This is a 9/10 in Britain
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>>64757768
For the first goal his heavy touch was miscontrolled by an Exeter defender. That's hardly nothing m8.
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>>64757765
Always find it fucking weird how 30 is considered relatively young but in football you're like a fucking grandad lmao
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ayy lmao
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Had sex for the first time in a year lads
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L E A G U E T W O

E

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U

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W

O
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>>64757782

wish /tv/ would stop leaking these shit memes desu
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Will there be a pitch invasion lads?
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>Liverpool in charge of passing
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Betting site is 1 minute in front of bbc stream...what's the fucking point.
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>>64757733
i went to rotherham for a game recently, was expecting more asians desu, looked pretty white where i was
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Nice pass, faggot
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>>64757786
I just like teams that beat Liverpool, never guessed I'd meet such a lifer.
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magic of THE CUP
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Who the fuck are these people?
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96 get
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Kek. Sheyi Ojo is fucking useless. I'm glad Klopp recalled him.
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>>64757772
Who? You mean Leicester?
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>>64757747
Did Jurgen slip away for 5 minutes?

That's a strange fetish he's got.
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>>64757744
>>64757740
>>64757747

#LFCFamily
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what the fuck you retards
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>>64757756
>>64757773


She just said some Asian lad will give her a lift home, it sounds safe. Asians aren't violent sure there not?
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>>64757789
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>>64757811
Nice stadium too

The locals are pretty mongish compared to Sheffield or Doncaster though
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>>64757772
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>my job is to create and score goals
why are you shit at it then
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>adam lellana is liverpools last hope
KEK
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L
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TWO
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>>64757794

> falling for the no fap 2015 meme
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>>64757733
where abouts lad? me an my cousin abdullah can give her a lift
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>Liverpoop
>Pooperpool
>Livershit
>Livercrap
>Slippypool
>Liverchoke
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>>64757747
wew
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>>64757747
>>64757744
Bert?
Ernie?
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sack klopp and bring in Kenny, the style of football is garbage
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who /ted/ here?
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>>64757794
who was the top and who was the bottom
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>less than 20 minutes until Liverpool crashes out to League Two fodder
TOP KEK
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>those shots of Lallana monging out
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I just turned the match on. Is there a reason why the pitch is total shit?
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>>64757811

The New York Stadium isn't bad really. Plastic bowl desu though.
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>>64757841
yeah top stadium, was really surprised. met a couple of them in the pub and they were alrite blokes but a few looked quite inbred
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Gutted desu la
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abls are disappointed that liverpool are drawing with exeter

sad cunts
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fuck off
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Jammy shits
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what the fuck are these goals
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>no fun allowed
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>tfw from Devon

Doing us proud beys
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>>64757871
>(You)
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Real scrappy mid table battle this one
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>kekseter
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BRAD MOTHERFUCKING SMITH!!!
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fucks sake

just punt it away you dumb cunts
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RIP Exeter
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>>64757772
IT WAS ALL A RUSE.
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>the city of exeter
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come on exeter, we can do it!
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Thinking of bringing my wife's son to see his first football game but she hates him being around people who swear so not sure what to do because I can't help it at a footie game.

Ideas?
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The scrappy liverpool underdogs have done it lads!
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>LIVERPOOP FINALLY EQUALIZING
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ABLS BTFO
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>celebrating this hard
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>>64757865
lol
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>>64757871
>post goes through
>Liverpool scores at the exact same time
Give me all your (You)'s
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>>64757873
Exeter are in League Two
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> slip
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>>64757885
and exeter who scored from a corner arent lucky?
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i know it's funny that liverpool are losing but they are literally playing the kids

and not even the wonga kids
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>Sing about Gerrard's slip
>Own player slips in build up for goal

KEK KEK KEK

BBC ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>64757896
>WE
>E
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>>64757841
>compared to Sheffield

It's the same fucking place.
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Why even play benteke? All he does is chill out far post and look surprised
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This is some shit defending from both sides
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>>64757874
like i said >>64757875 i was really impressed. I assumed it was going to be a proper shithole.
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lol, any other club and thats a free kick to Exeter
instead Liverpool are granted a goal, typical scouse bias from refs
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<3
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Non league shitters btfo out
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goal
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Will Liverpool do that hand holding celebration on the pitch after the game again, lads?
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NYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHRHRH
FUCK
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>>64757871
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That was a push and therefore a foul.

REFBALL
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>Celebrating a 2-2 draw with Exeter

Liverpool fans sink to new low.
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>>64757896
>celebrating a 2-2 equaliser against a League 2 club
A new low
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B R A D S M I T H
R
A
D

S
M
I
T
H
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Are we, dare I say it, back?
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ABLs ON

SUICIDE WATCH
U
I
C
I
D
E

W
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T
C
H
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>>64757913
If you don't want him to be a bender then do it
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the BBC are fucking terrible

all the time they hope for a 'giant killing' for short term viewing numbers, while not caring that the fewer big teams are in the competition in the later stages hurts the value of the competition and has turned the FA Cup into a fucking joke
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>>64757873
Exeter's ground is one of the worst in League Two, rivaling Luton's for shittiness.
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>>64757896
fuck off new zealand
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>Slippy E
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN
LIVERSHIT CANT EVEN GET TO THE FUCKING BOX WITHOUT EXETER FUCKING SHIT UP THIS IS REALLY PAINFULL TO WATCH
WHAT A JOKE OF A TEAM TBQH

FUCK THEM ALL I LOST ALL MY FUCKING MONEY TO THIS QUEERS

EVEN MY FUCKING TEAM CAN WIN THIS FUCKS AND WE ARE IN B DIVISION I COULD ACTUALLY SCORE A FUCKING HAT TRICK TO THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING BOGDAN FFS
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>>64757934
didn't slip, he was clearly fouled by smith who goes on to score 2 seconds later
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>>96
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>>64757967
This desu
ABL btfo by this amazing comeback
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>>64757896

>the premiership side you 'support' is now 2-2 against a struggling League 2 side

Wow, that sure is impressive!
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A draw is almost worse than a loss considering it adds an extra fixture in an already cluttered month
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>play the kids

>so you can rest players

>and get another game with a replay
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>>64757943
>those mugs
just asking for them to be smashed
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>2-2 vs fucking exeter
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>>64757957
>>64757961
samefag
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>>64757967
>LITERALLY celebrating a draw with fucking Exeter
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>>64757975
> BBC viewing numbers
Why? They get money regardless of viewing numbers
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>That's a striker's finish
He's fucking 4 yards out you BBC mong
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i can see Liverpool winning now and klopp getting his dick sucked as if he's just won something relevant
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>£32,000,000
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Maldini over there
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>>64757978
lutons is interesting shit though. I loved going under someones house to get to the ground. one of the executive boxes had 'welcome to hell' written on it lol
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Here's a picture from Rotheringfordham.
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>>64757940
That's what HS2 are trying to pretend, don't fall for it.

It would take me an hour to drive to Rotherham in standard daytime traffic.
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>>64757978
Brunton Park is the worst of the lot.
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>>64757999
they won't get handed as much money if fewer people watch them
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>>64757975
implying wimbledon winning it isnt the best fa cup moment ever
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anyone else's iPlayer fucking up and behaving like a dirty slag?
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>>64757975
Fuck off and die you paki cunt
We need more small clubs with good atmospheres not morgues like anfield
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>>64757939 >>64757961 >>64757980 >>64757987
>ABL damage control
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>>64758004
Not getting this myself, either.

Literally smashed in the ball at 5 yards and didn't even put it miles away from the keeper.

What the fuck is he on about?
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> 19
> Could pass for 30

Christ...
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Exeter and the referee 2 - 2 Liverpool
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>>64758021
here, the BBC are a fucking joke
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>>64758016

Fuck, I went there on a Tuesday night in December. The away end is in a different postcode to the pitch.
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Fuck Loserpool!!!
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>"""Mancunians""" playing for Liverpool

I feel sick
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What's ABL?
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>>64758016
Only if you forget your scuba equipment
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DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
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>>64758026
>We got a draw today la!
Who'd we play? United?
>Nah famm, Exeter

>Livercucks will defend this
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>>64758042

American bridal legions
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>>64758042
Normal, well adjusted human being.
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Who was that fedora'd gentleman?
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>>64758042
Able-bodied lads
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>>64757982
Wasn't that a foul?
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Lads can I get some help?

Thinking of bringing my wife's son to see his first football game but she hates him being around people who swear so not sure what to do because I can't help it at a footie game.

Ideas?
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>>64757944
Did you go to the old one?
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How fucking long has "magic of the cup!" been part of English football lexicon?

I fucking hate it.
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These ridiculous fouls by exeter players, ref gives nothing
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>>64758042

It's scouse for someone who makes an honest living
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>>64758033
Shut up you muppet
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>>64757913
Ask for your wife's boyfriends advice m8
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>>64758063
>Normal, well adjusted human being.
>that flag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU
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>>64757740
>>64757744
>>64757747
Me on the left.
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>>64758042
Anime based love
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Some good tackles. Wish EPL players played with that commitment
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>>64758042
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABL_%28gene%29
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>Advertisement for Exeter Airport

They unironically have an airport?
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>>64758067
Mr. Tillimeister Smye Exeter
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>>64758072

Just take him anyway.
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This fucking pub tier play
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>>64758072
here's your (you)
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>>64758072
Ask his dad and see what he thinks about it
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>Slippy B
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GOOD GUY
SHITE UTD MANAGER
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>>64758077
>delusional livershit scum
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>>64757982
OUT!
>pecks ball 6 yards away into danger
GOL
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Weird, even more refball against liverpool
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How do you pronounce Exeter lads?
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>>64758084
I'm her boyfriend lad

Can't judge somebody for a mistake from being 16

We don't see the dad anyway because she isn' sure who it is I think she lost contact or something

She calls me dad now so good feel desu
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>>64758075
never, hull were rarely in the same league desu. i saw it this season though. whats it like inside
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SLIPPY B
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>I actually want liverpool to lose to reduce the amount of fixtures in the coming months
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no era
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OH LOOK MORE ABL REFBALL
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>>64757995
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hmmm interesting there from the ref

is this what passes for league two decisions?
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>>64758119

How is that flag not African
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>>64758112
Li-vah-puulz Bitch
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>>64758112
Eth-chetster
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>>64758112
eksiter
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>Liverpool can't even beat Exeter comfortably

There is litearlly nothing redeeming about Liverpool.

I wouldn't mind suffering some nuclear fallout if it meant Liverpool was wiped off the map
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>>64758129
>>64758125
no era penal livershit bitch
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>>64758130
>Liberia
R A R E
A
R
E
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>>64758113
why does you wifes boyfriend call you dad??
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>>64758112

Shit-hole.
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Strict against the good team
Lenient for the shit team

"magic of the FA cup" is simply refball
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>a semen slurping draw

can't believe I sat in the same room where this game was being aired
complete waste of my kind of sort of attention
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>>64758133
what was he saying?
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>>64758133
you can tell he loves it
klopp is hip as fuck
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>>64758133
Link to the interview please m8?
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>>64758145
nice one new zeeland
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>>64758147
Her daughter mate, keep up.

We don't know the dad it could be one of three people she's not sure she was going through a bad period
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>>>64758140
liverpools lineup is basically league two-one quality, senpai

remember man u lost to mk dons and shit last season bruh
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>>64758155
>Liverpool
>The good team
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>>96 lol
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BBC1 BEST CHANNEL IN THE WORLD
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>Draw
I could have been watching AGDQ
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>>64758075
Bit cosy, bit scary.
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>>64758164
>Ukraine
opinion discarded
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>>64758167
why is your wifes son a daughter?
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i didn't watch the 2nd goal
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How will klopp celebrate this 2-2 draw with a 4th tier side?
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If this post ends in 96 Liverpool will score again
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>>64758089
>cancerous
sounds about right
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>IS IT YOUR HAMSTRING?

good banter
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how do you pronounce x?

what does y mean?
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>injuries and refball, no players in good form
>still in the league cup, still in the fa cup, still in the europa league, still in contention for top 4

ABLs butthurt
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>>64758179
>watching AGDG since it peaked in 2013
now it's a let's play convention
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>>64758187
lel
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>>64758183

Millmoor was a dump.
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>>64758076
About 40 years?
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>>64758162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIw5CFnJj4s
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ANOTHER injury

LITERALLY how can this keep happening
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>Chanting "Is it your hamstring?"
Based Exeter fans
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>>64758193
that face holy shit
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>>64758196

B-b-but it's a German tradition!
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>seems like a tough lad
>Australians usually are
>who is Harry Kewell
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>>64758167

You belong on Jeremy Kyle lad.
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>>64758062
>>64758063
>>64758069
>>64758079
>>64758087
>>64758089
haha very funny lads but what does it actually mean?
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>>64758197
Kek.

So if this ends in a draw, it's straight to a replay, right? No extra time?
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>>64758193
>dat face
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>>64758125
Dry your fucking eyes you whiney bitch.

Maybe try having some British players that don't spend all game rolling around and complaining.
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Quality Enrique lad, quality
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>>64758232

Australian butt lickers
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>>64758232
Admirable British lad
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>>64758155
Wah wag we need the ref to beat a league two side
Pathetic
you dippers won't win anything for decades
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>>64758219
It's like if Phil Jones could actually play football
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>chanting "is it your hamstring" to smith

banter or rude?
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>>64758232
Anyone But Leicester

it used to be anyone but Liverpool, but Liverpool stopped being relevant.
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>mfw Exeter stoppage time winner
It will happen.
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>>64758235
Correct, replay at Anfield.
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>>64758209
Thanks m8
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>>64758246
Aboriginal Bum Cleaners
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>>64758232
Aldershot Bridge League
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>>64758254
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>>64758231
>Judging a lovely girl off of a few silly mistakes at 16

na. Only Jeremy Kyle thing was the syphilis but I got some antibitoics and it went so I'm not ven bothered, it's me who fucks a 8/10 not any of you virgins
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>>64758252
being abl is cringe
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isn't it funny how the greatest day in these's people's lives are drawing with an injury hit Liverpool U21's side?

I feel like crying for these poor fucking people
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You now remember based Havant and Waterlooville and Alfie Potter magic.
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dubs Exeter win it in extra time
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>>64758167
But you said take your wifes son to the football, then she made a mistake at 16, then her daughter call you dad, wtf?
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The replay will be worth more to Exeter than a win
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>>64758258

Harshest I've ever seen
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>>64758255
quality bants

t. Liverpool fan
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>>64758236
>>64758219
Phil Jones-esque
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>>64758279

Dubs abls btfo
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>draw
>liverpool earn themselves even more games to play and injuries
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That was literally a goal kick

>gives corner
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Can't believe it's a reply straight after this. How long does it take to bus all the supporters and teams up to Liverpool? It'll be 11:00 p.m by the time they're kicking off again.
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>>64758275
what have you achieved in your life?
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>>64758279
dubs and hillsbra mark 2
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so what exactly was gained by Klopp playing these players?

he could have played a proper team and won 5-0. no replay, no more fixture congestion
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>you will never be as anally devastated as ABLs right now
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96 get and this ends harshly
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We did it, Reddit!
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Fair challenge

refball my arse
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most of these liverpool players will be at clubs like exeter in a few years anyway so it's hardly a shock result
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>>64758303
>bounces off livshit player
>goal kick
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>>64758270
b8
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>>64758311
nah m8 some anon said it was impossible for mignolet etc to play because they were tired

literally not possible for them to play
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>>64758304
Probably about 4 hours on the coach.
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>>64758283

Yup, they would get 67k for a win, but they'll make 700k from the replay. For a small club like that it's absolutely massive.
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>>64758316
I'm delighted because this means Exeter get more money.
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>>64758319
lol
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>>64758304
Should take about 4 hours to get there. Kick off is 1am I think. Can't wait.
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>>64758323
Benteke's career won't nosedive that hard m8
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>>64758335
how long have you been on the Exeter bandwagon lad?
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The real tragedy is that fedora wearing retard feels accomplished with this
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>>64758335
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>>64757896
>>64757996
>>64758096
>>64758196
checked
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ABLs

B T F O
T
F
O
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>>64758350
I'm just a lower league nignog.
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>>64758335

This. Lord knows all of the Devon clubs need some cash right about now.
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>>64758346
>>64758304
See you then lads
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>LIverpool can't beat club 80 places below them
> scousers call this a win
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>blows early

weird, even more refball

how strange is it that the ref gave nothing to liverpool and absolutely everything to exeter

very strange, what are the odds of that happening
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>2-2 to fucking Exeter
>a goal direct from a corner kick
>Liverpool bandwagoners will actually defend this
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>>64758112
Ex et err
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>>64758355
He went in 1-0 up :)
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Supporter's Trust will be loving that, that'll be almost a million in the kitty from this tie.
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>all these passionate Exeter fans

Can't wait till they half fill their ground next week
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ABLs

B T F O
T
F
O

#TLF
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Greatest victory by Liverpool since West Brom
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>>64758384
Exeter should have had a penalty
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It's so good when a big side thinks they can get away with putting out a joke of a team and it backfires
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Wait, FA cup doesn't have pens?
>>
11 YEARS AGO WTF@?@?@?@
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hmm, really interesting from the ref in this match

didn't give a stonewall pen, pretty curious decision really

then blowing a good minute early considering how long the Exeter ballboy delayed the throw in

hmmm, wondering what was going through his head there, sure it's all above board, there's no bias against the giants or anything
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our year
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>>64758384
Atwell is a shit ref all round
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>>64758408
>you
>>
man of the match awarded to someone who blatantly wasnt man of the match

the final biased decision in favour of exeter
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>actually celebrating a DRAW against a league 2 side

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can you get any more pathetic
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>>64758304
It's great, all the teams and fans will be still at the stadium for the interviews later tonight
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I feel the magic
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>Liverpool fans being bitter towards a team struggling in League 2
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>>64757896
>>64757967
>>64757995
>>64758026
>>64758316
>>64758369
>THIS PLASTIC DELUSION
>B-BUT WE DREW EXETER LA, B-BTFO
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Will Klopp do his holding hangs thing again?
>>
>>64758414
>>64758418
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>>64758414
kek
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>>64758405
1) no they shouldnt, he tripped over his own foot
2) liverpool should have had AT LEAST one pen
>>
TLFGANG WE OUT HERE
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>all that steam coming off his body
Pretty cool
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>>64758384
Stop crying and accept you weren't good enough to beat them.
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>>64758446
>2) liverpool should have had AT LEAST one pen

'no'
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That chant was amazing
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm

>shitterpool

Inherited the victim complex pikey genes.
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>>64758457
>its ok for a ref to do his job incorrectly if you dont play particularly well
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>Single-elimination knockout tournament match
>ends in a draw

Semen slurping sport tb h.
>>
Top kek based Exeter fans
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>>64758446

>if it wasn't for the ref we probably would have beaten the team 80 places lower than us in the leagues
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>>64758414
You seem to whine about the refs being against Liverpool in every fucking game.
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Liverpool will embarass this pub team when the match is played on grass
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>>64758384
Always he victims, it's never your fault
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>>64758446
stop talking shit and deflecting
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>>64758414
get a trip so I can filter you, you whiny sack of shit
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>>64758466

What chant? I missed it.
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>>64758497
lel
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>>64758479
there were poor decisions both way you bellend
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>>64758478
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>>64758497
How can Liverpool possibly embarass themselves even more than they have in the last few seasons?
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>Hillsborough disaster
>Liverpool are victims
>Draw Exeter
>Liverpool are victims

DELUSION
E
L
U
S
I
O
N
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>>64758502
When smith was down injured.

They started chanting "is it your hamstring?"

You know the "is there a firedrill?" chant, yeah like that
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>>64758515
im sure you have examples you can reference
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>>64758497
>Liverpool spent more on their pitch than Exeter have on their entire team
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>>64758499
>proving abl wrong
>"talking shit and deflecting"
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>this Klopp interview


> t-t-thanks for talking to us.

>..I had to
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>>64758535
it's the same in every fucking game stop crying
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>this Jurgen Klopp interview

Is this bloke a fucking coke head? What is wrong with him?
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>that interview

I refuse to believe Klopp doesn't use drugs
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>"It was fantastic from Exeter. They won't be disappointed to go to Anfield. They could have won the game but give credit to Liverpool because they hung in there."

>>64758563

He is one sour kraut.
>>
What did Jurgen just say? Was that a riddle?
>>
What's the plan for this evening lads?
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Am I the only one who loves Jurgen?

Clearly a very likeable/ cool guy
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>>64758592

play fm, fap and go to sleep
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>>64758559
you're the one crying, being butthurt that liverpool got a draw despite persistent refball
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>>64758592

Please don't steal my PS4 I just got it
>>
>these news headlines
Someone just end the world now
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>>64758592

having a few drinks
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>almost losing to a team managed by a fedoralord

JUST
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>>64758620
the ride never ends
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>>64758620
>drinking alcohol of any quantity is unsafe

Yes because people haven't been drinking for literally centuries without all dying
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>>64758605
>butthurt that liverpool got a draw
I'm fine mate, enjoying a good cup game as a neutral. You're the one getting your pants in a twist.
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fucking muslim cunts
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are muslims people /sp/?
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we did it lads, replay at anfield, that's gonna set us up nicely for the next couple of seasons
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>wine is good for you

Said no one ever
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>>64758640
Nanny state gone mad
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>>64758640
I just ignore this shit now.
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just had a big shite in fairness
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>>64758620
>Muslim kills someone
>You can't drink anymore
>Other muslim kills someone else
>Lots of muslims molested lots of women
>You're going to die
>It's not going to be ok
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>14 units
so effectively one pre-drinks
>ending up in hospital after three bottles of wine
how pathetic
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>>64758706
We've got room for you in Denmark lad
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>>64758640
The difference is no one lived to the age of 80 to get cancer in those days.
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>alcohol causes cancer

wew
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>>64758694
{hello darkness my old friend}
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This country will be a sharia law zone by the time our generation dies lads

I'm convinced of it
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>>64758719
I know how expensive alcohol is over there, behave
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>>64758726
>>
MY STOMACH FUCKING HURTS
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>>64758743
We must remove shitskin
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>>64758743
Inshallah
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>>64758722
Yup, they failed to mention age as significant in the whole story.

I'd rather drink all my life and get cancer at 75 than never drink and live to 85
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>it does not represent islam in any way shape or form

L M A O

M

A

O
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That's why you stock up in Germany! Also $12 can get you a case of 24 beers if you pick the shitty ones, or a 75cl bottle of shots
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>>64758775
Fucking absolutley. All I'll miss out on is the experience of someone wiping my arse again.
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>>64758640
No. He's talking bout the terrorist attack in Egypt and the Cologne Chief of Police dude being fired.
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>>64758746
>>64758810
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>>64758674
Actually, they said a glass of red wine a day was good for you. Shrug.

>>64758670
Isn't it 50% of the ticket income from match days when you play away so small teams like to play teams like Arsenal and United cause of big stadiums + ticket prices?
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>pledged his allegiance to Islamic State
>this has nothing to do with Islam!
>>
Here come the contrived apologies for immigrants
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i wish all muslims would die desu
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I just don't understand it anymore lads. Why does the media keep lying? Why do they keep giving platforms to 'leaders' of movements who represent the pro-Islam views of so few actual people. Do they figure if they keep putting these people on television, the population will continue to believe that each individual as themselves is a minority in their thinking that mass immigration and Islam are a bad thing as such will be too scared to speak up about it?

I just don't get it anymore.
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>>64758824
I am, but the constant "this fun thing I don't like, I want you to stop it" I hate as well
Its not like anyone thought drinking was healthy
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Some guy killed his own mother because she asked him to leave isis.

Thats so messed up. Clickbait got me
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>go to failbook
>go Exeter blew it dispite being a avoiding relegation team
>some faggot replies "HUR DUR DEY BANG AVERAGE THEY WON'T AND CAN'T BE RELEGATED"

So I told him "You wouldn't have gone 'Chelsea will be 14th with 6 wins out of 20', nor the fact that Exeter are 16th, in the bottom half of the table, 13 points off the relegation zone, with 26 games still to play, in poor form with 4 losses in a row"

How the fuck are people this deluded? Was he trying to defend Liverpool for fucking up?
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>>64759004
Nor I. I'm still shocked by the lack of reporting of Cologne, literally heard about it on /pol/ days before anywhere else. Actually thought they were blowing it out of proportion.
When it did come mainstream it still seemed to be glossed over.

A 1000 strong army of people committing sexual terrorism! Wtf are we not appalled?!
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>>64759007
It's an excuse mate. It's so they can go "We told you so" and not be blamed for "NOT TELLING US IT WAS BAD GUVVNER".

It's the same reason people rave on about smoking being bad. It is terribly bad and we've known this since like the 1950's, but nobody is trying to stop people smoking. They've not banned smoking from sale. Why? Cause the tax of cigarettes pays for the NHS. It's why you're limited on the fags you can bring back from Callais, it's to force you to buy from UK to help fund NHS when you go in for emergency bypasses or for strokes/heart attacks cause you smoke fags.

Smoking weed I can just about understand. I can also understanding vaping it and shit. But smoking tobacco and it not being a cigar every couple of weeks? Makes no sense to me. Maybe it's a "you have to be addicted" thing.
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>>64759070
Can someone translate this post?
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To think I almost put a bet on Exeter
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>>64759004
Industrialists want cheap labour

The Guardian actually cater to middle class liberals who try to make themselves feel better about their level of economic privilege, which they acknowledge subconsciously, by acting all charitable and tolerant while ignoring inconvenient facts.

The BBC are supposed to represent everybody but they just align themselves with this lot to seem nice.

The thing is that those people ARE the establishment whereas the rest of us, the vast majority, have no real voice beyond forums and comment sections. Check the Guardian site these days, even the comments sections on there are mostly critical of immigration policy. The Cologne articles though? Comments turned off.
>>
What'd I miss?
>>
I'm actually pleasantly surprised by the reaction to Cologne. I literally thought it would just pass without any fanfare at all.
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>>64759070
This post reminded me of this
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>>64759004
Because the West is too far down the rabbit hole to stop. If the media started publishing statistics and facts, it would make people go "hang on a min, I don't want them here" and people would complain. The governments need the cheap wages, the new blood to paid for OAPs and, most of all, votes.

There is a reason the media doesn't publish the videos of Muslims marching in the streets of London by parlimant going "DEATH TO THE UK! UK IS EVIL SCUM! DEATH TO THE UK!". Of course, it's allowed due to "freedom of speech" when it's Muslims, but if you're white and especially if you're a white straight male? Lol, Public 5 Offences Act, le disturbing the peace, le inciting religion/racial hatred!

They can't. That's why the governments, and it isn't just one government, it's all of Western governments, yes, even USA, can't admit that they're a problem.

In UK, 50% of people think that immigration is bad. 84% think multiculturalism has failed. 64% think that multiculturalism does more harm to UK than good. Or somehing like that, I tried to forget that bullshit.

Funny thing is, they did a survey a few weeks ago, basically asked all the people who could, if there was an option, to take in ayyslum seekers/refugees/immigrants, would they, only 1/5 said they would. 4/5's of people said "no", despite having space.

Nor do we hear about the story of the Swedish family who took in dudes from Eritrea I think, who in turn stabbed the families 7 year daughter to death... in the neck.

This shit has to be kept quiet. They're afraid of Enoch Powells prophecy coming true if people knew. Have you ever wondered why even the BBC, one of the most impartial news agencies in the history of the world has suddenly become left-leaning? Not as much as The Guardian, but pretty left?

Simple. It's to keep the status quo. "Oh it's only a few. Oh you wouldn't like it if we accused all white people of being rapists/whatever". It's because they don't want riots, don't want to lose votes.
>>
>>64759202
I am not, it's the usual impotent rage that I've seen time after time and that ends with masturbation fantasies because there is nothing else people can do.
Well, they can pretend to be enraged and forget about it after 3 days, but that's the standard reaction to everything.
>>
>>64759202
I don't know I think it should have been a game changer. Thank fuck for social media, never thought I'd say that.
Maybe it'll be a slow burner, or at least set up the powder keg
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>>64759124
>Me: Exeter blew it. They faced a literally who team and still drew. Oh well, they get money from next match. They're fighting relegation at the moment, but they still should have one
>Faggot: No! EXETER ARE A BANG AVERAGE TEAM! THEY WON'T AND CAN'T BE RELEGATED!
>Me: Exeter are 16th in the League. Poor runs of form can do mean anything. You wouldn't have gone 'Chelsea will be 16th with 6 wins out of 20 matches" at the start of the season, so it's a bit silly to say they won't get relegated, isn't it? Also, I mean Exeter are in poor form now, with 4 losses in a row. They're in the bottom half the table and any team in bottom half is fighting against relegation till it's mathematically impossible for them to go down.

>>64759205
>on to Cologne. I literally thought it would just pass without any fanfare at all.

>>64759205
I'm slightly pissed and slightly angry at this guys faggotry. So I've tried to explain it better. See above.
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>>64759305
Thanks senpai
>should have one
>>
>>64759202
>>64759269
>>64759277
Me mum is always going when I speak to her "Oh the Germans are nasty people" and while i resist saying "Don't you mean NAZI people!?" I do say "So? They won't do anything. They're worried about their reputation and white guilt and shit" and she replies "Nah, you'll see. There is a limit that they'll take and then when they're off on one, they mean business".

I like her optmisim, but I've redpilled her over the years, I fear she doesn't understand the power of the Chaos Gods, Merklel is a Daemon Prince of Tzeentch. Or Slaanesh if if you believe /pol/'s theories on why she loves sandfolk so much.
>>
>>64759330
Yeah, I had hoped for some /sp/ epic banter to blow him the fuck out, but I get scared of arguing on Facebook. I use it as a means to pretend I have a social life and talk to people i've never met.
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>>64759342
>"Nah, you'll see. There is a limit that they'll take and then when they're off on one, they mean business".
To be fair I always get a bit worried when I see a group of Germans talking to each other in German. It's some sort of genetic warning that they are planning to invade us and to not trust them.
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>>64759383
>plan to invade us
>Italy

I suppose you could count the fact when Italy surrendered to the Allies, the Germans were there and took control of the Italian military as much as they could....

Anyway, Germans are the "get shit done" race, but at this point they care more about their economy and pleasing their overlords. Germany is really fucked if they don't stop this, of course we're seeing more "MERKEL OUT" posters, but I think it's just Arsenal fans from Germany confusing Wenger again. They're both old and wrinkly folk.
>>
>>64759432
>Arsenal fans from Germany confusing Wenger again.
They do both have a penchant for bringing in young, brown men...
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>>64759432
Lel

But imho there is nothing that can realistically be done to stop this, stopping immigration is impossible and making people more nationalistic is just asking for trouble. The only conclusive solution is making them as rich as us but good luck with that, no one will allow that.
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>>64759342
if anybody is going to go full nazi and gas all the muslims it's definitely going to be the germans
>>
>>64759472
Used to joke to with my mates back in the day

>"When Wenger says he's spending big, what he means is he's going to buy a black 6ft 4" Ivory Coast player"

This was back when people moaned Arsenal were all strength and little flair bar Bergkamp and maybe Pires. Then he got loads of flair and people moaned no BBDM's.

>>64759508
Or, send them back to their countries and help them there, not here. But then you have fucknuts going "WE CAUSE DIS!!!!"

>>64759515
We can dream, eh?
>>
>>64759693
>Or, send them back to their countries and help them there, not here
Yeah, this is what I mean with "making them as rich as us".
>>
>>64759788
Ah. Yeah. It sucks. UK government did right thing. Helping people in need at the camps, not the people who could paid traffickers to come here. Or the liars. Still forced to let in 20k of them to our overcrowded small island with a major housing problem.
>>
/pol/ pls leave
>>
After the match did Klopp have the players out celebrating in front of the fans again?
>>
>>64758350
I live 10 miles from Exeter lad.
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>>64760026
This was Exeter big chance and they fucked up, I'd smugly celebrate if I were Liverpool.
>>
>>64759992
Sorry mate, I don't even go on /pol/ just a bit drunk and lonely... nice to talk to people....
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>>64759992
Merkel pls go
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>>64759992
Why aren't you out reclaiming your streets Hans?
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>>64760100
We are not people though, meatbag, we are just bots made to reply to you and make you feel like someone cares about you.
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>>64760028
I live 20minutes. Where do you live?
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>>64760151
Nothing is beyond the twisted dreams of the mad man that is Hiro.
>>
Thread is gone off into tangents I care nowt for lads.
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>>64760359
grand stretch in the evenings
>>
fucking based Kloppo starting that lineup

cheeky as fuck

and I'm an ABL
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