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Cricket today:
>Womens BBL, 3 games on from 10am local time.
Can't be fucked posting deets. Won't be watching any of it.
>Melbourne Renegades vs Melbourne Stars
Etihad Stadium, Melbourne
7:10 PM Local Time
1st for McDonald's is better than KFC
>>64755726
A gf
Get a life threadcounter
I can imagine you unironically setting your alarm to get up early and make a new thread
Non-threadcunt thread
>>64755450
>>64755450
>>64755450
He even went so far as to copypaste my OP. Fucking tosser.
Reminder to report all poo peeland poofter "threads" and "posts".
What's the plan for today, lads?
>>64756044
Trying to reset my body clock for work next week.
Gonna have to stay up all day now. Haven't been to sleep yet
Why does PP even try?
>>64756119
Inferiority complex
guud morneng, brothers
>>64756234
Tobi?
>>64756234
guten tag
>PP unironically talking to himself in his dead thread
you cannot make this shit up
:-)
Why are you losers awake at fucking 4.30am?
cricket is gay desu
Who /Big strong Syrian/ here?
>>64756468
-1 anoncred for being mean
Can someone post that all the watwrmelon boy pics and webms they have
>>64757317
t. Andy Maher
>>64757410
>>64757317
What is this?
>>64757437
Hero that womens bbl need. Seriously womens bbl sucks arse
>>64757317
t. Craig Foster
>>64757461
Link? Why is he a sensation?
OP must be devastated how that slut is looking these days...
seen a photo on twitter the other day and she is going all bruce jenner :/
such a shame after all your hard work
Good Morning /cric/, Garold here. So happy to be apart of this community.
>>64757780
morneng
>Garold
le try not to act like faggots and force pseudo-trips Aussie guy was right all along. If you're here, I apologize.
hello I found this clip on youtube and I think it's funny but I don't understand the context of the clip, can any aussie help?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXCGMo-fI_E
>>64758385
hey
Is Daniel really gone lads?
>>64758486
Danielle m8
>>64758486
; [
>>64758537
>DELEYED
>>64758537
>Ausjws literally can't spell
You can't make this shit up.
It's funny how most of you cunts actually have nothing to say, accept, of course, for monotonous shitposting and weakly replying to other people's comments. Anyone here actually watching the cricket later today?
Case in point.
Is anyone going to actually watch the T20 WC
>>64759130
Fuck yeah it'll be fun. Imagine all the exotic flags you'll see in /cric/ too! All those new friends to fill the void in your life, left by you know who.
>>64759195
Daniel is still posting here. You can't just leave 4chan.
>>64759215
Seriously though, as memey as T20 cricket is, it's fun to watch. And world cup events are fkn good times.
>>64759274
>deleyed
Is this a new maymay?
>>64759288
Yes
>>64759288
No. Well if you're a total fucktard it could be.
>>64759288
sure
>>64759324
Deleye this post
>>64755623
You know who i am. Your doing Gods work
>>64759611
:^)
>gatefaggot, turknjaydee and poodam will die in a bushfire in your lifetime
kek
KEK
Just smashed a bouncer over the boundary lads.
>>64755623
>Women's BBL
>Women's anything
>Women ever
>Women
Way to start your thread off on a shit note, faggot
>>64759713
>LE ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL LMAO XD
>/POL/ ARMY XD XD
>>64757410
>>64757650
Has he been carying around that smelly watermelon this whole time?
Holy shit, what a mad man
>>64758385
That guy in hollywood is a homosexual man.
Bugger is term used to describe anal sex.
Buggery is apparently the name of a place there (I'm not sure), the gay man made a joke that he has been there a number of times, indicating that he has had anal sex a number of times, probably with men.
>same holly pic
>same /cric/posting fare
never change /cric/... you lot truly put the "jerk"s in "circlejerk"
btw i gotta be honest and say that whenever i see "BBL" i can't help but think it stands for "Big Black Lesbian"
>>64760118
Agreed. Fuck threadcunt.
>>64760214
DELAYED
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64760408
Gotta watch your calorie intake m8
RC karaoke compilation album when?
>>64760408
Why don't you just have an actual banana you lardarse
Just woke up lads
Lads, I was driving down Ponsonby Rd an hour ago and I saw Daniel irl. He was with a girl. He looked .... happy.
This 'Daniel' obsession is the most autistic thing on /sp/ for a while tbhonest. You should all probably kys.
>seeing someone ramndomly is obssession
Whatever dickhead.
>>64758310
What do you mean?
>>64760621
Wanted something to go with my coffee desu
>>64761220
>ponsonby
Rich cunt
:)
>>64761429
>heading back to Avondale from city
cock sucker
>>64761448
>actually living in AUCKLAND
>>64761356
You triggered me to make a coffee, thanks
When's the cric on lads?
What's your fav /cric/ meme?
>>64761578
Australia.
>>64761578
>>64761578
>>:-)
>>64761578
/cric/ banter trip XI
>>64761578
White Australians posting behind proxies.
thought i needed a poo but it turned out i didn't
Whos watching the WBBL on tv this arvo?
Love me some /cric/
>>64761984
Might chuck on the men's game this evening but i can't really handle watching women's cricket. Depite it being 2016 and all.
If they had catchier names like
>the Victoria Vixens or
>the Sydney Psychos
I'd be more into it.
kek who /afl/?
>>64762086
will Hawthorn's reign of terror finally end or are they gonna 4peat?
i just realised that memeswells name is Glenn, like i always knew but how many fucking Glenn's do you know? so meme
>>64762086
Reminder that James Hird literally did nothing wrong
fuck yes its happening
>LE GAZZ XD XD LMAO
>LE /AFL/ ASSEMBLE SO COOL XD XD
>>64762218
this
>>64762218
nrlel on empty stadiums watch
Daily reminder that if you don't support the Eagles then you are a fucking faggot
>you now realise based WABA is here
>>64762260
yfwdiwdph
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-09/man-dies-after-stabbing-in-the-back-in-wollongong/7078214
That is the latest news folks
>>64762309
Threadcunt did it
Any WBBL on lads?
Any stream la?
thank you based GAJposter
do any of you Aussies remember the Miscer who threw his Tinder date (a Poo Peelander) from his balcony in Gold Coast and she died lmao
>>64762389
yeah, why?
>>64762406
oh the stabbing in gong reminded me
funny shit, iirc he ordered a pizza or something after throwing her
>>64762309
Wollongong is a shithole, not suprised in the least
>>64762389
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/gable-tostee-balcony-murder-accused-to-face-committal-hearing-20150929-gjxkoq.html
Its still working through the courts, he previously posted on the bodybuilding.com forums.
In it he made a previous post about another woman who he basically tried to force her to grab his dick but rejected him.
Later he protested his innocence on the forum.
He's doing jail time now for an unrelated case where he ran from the cops
You can find copies of his posts on the net, I'd post it but I don't want to get v&
>>64762260
>>64762281
HAHAHAHAHA
Remeber how you cunts shitposted constantly about "cucktorains" only to get fucking demolished in the grand final where you magically stayed quiet?
Worst Australia to lose once again to Greatoria
>>64762499
yeah i used to go on misc before 4chan and remember the guy was on there, p funny
>>64762671
Yeah the posts are funny as fuck, typical autistic /fit/izen who has the good body but lacks the social skills to get women
>chappelli says gayle should be banned worldwide
SEEETHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCpPWEvZJ0
>ywn live in the Gong and skate, smoke and eat all day
>>64762719
you mean Chappell?
What a wankstain.
Chris Gayle dindu nuffin.
>>64762620
we were all pissed up like sick cunts m8
cucktoria confirmed autistic soft cunts who post on a mongolian cartoon imageboard during GF day baka
>pic related tho how we actually feel
Should I move to Melbz lads?
>>64762086
Saints desu
>>64762850
I'm assuming you are of middle eastern heritage
So yes
>>64762833
>le it doesn't matter xd
>le we were only pretending xd
After near constant shitposting it was good to see you cunts be put in your place
>worst cuckstralians
>>64762850
I'm looking for a housemate lad, hit me up
>>64762850
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>64762881
>cucktorians
>handling their banter
wow the butthurt is real desu senpai
Spending another Saturday on 4chan
>>64762927
>LE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTER
Damage control as you are literally furious.
Every /AFL/ thread had constant shitposting about "cucktorians" beyond the point of banter
>>64762950
>cucktorians
>handling their shitposting
wow the autism is real desu senpai
I can hear the ice cream man lads what should I get?
http://www.truebuy.com.au/for-sale/health-beauty/3-mmc-crystal-a-pvp-mephedrone-mdpvbutylone-methadrone-for-sale_i15936
legit?
>>64763005
>interacting with other human beings to buy goods
>>64763106
kys threadcunter
currently wearing jandals
>>64761578
*unzips dick*
>worst cuckstralians claiming others can't handle banter
>>64763527
translation
*currently taking a break from slurping down my boyfriends cock before I go paint my toenails*
how many bongs until first ball?
>>64763754
nice poojection
>>64761984
>waifu big bash league
>>64761984
>>64763924
stream please
>>64763943
it's on ONE lad
>>64763943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2sJMhB0hiI&index=9&list=PL8fVUTBmJhHKq0MhIplzljtGhHN2E_jk0
there's some great Aussie indoor...tennis or something like that
>>64758817
Yeah, I'll try to stream the BBL Melbourne derby today.
>>64759130
Yes, t20 gets more shit than it deserves.
Where are the tennis threads?
I'm assuming Ivan isn't here then...
hello boyos
>female cricketers
>female commentators
Does this mean there will be an a male ex-model as a sideline reporter?
>inb4 he gets sexually harassed by a player and feminists don't care
>>64764291
Hello lad
Who dat 17 year old?
Thread counter (Aus) vs Stats autist (NZ). Who will win this epic battle. For me this is more interesting than todays game in which the stars will win in a "blowout".
guys seriously is the WBBL game streaming or not?
How can I watch?
>that boundary rope
hi
>>64764415
stupid, sexy smoth
This bowl grill is a qt
>>64764415
i just want to suck his dick so fucking badly
>>64764440
Maybe if you practice you could do a good job instead.
>>64764406
yeah, its literally on one right now m8
>sheetle
Who here team /Cheatle/ ?
>tfw cheatling on Holly with a younger model
>>64755623
>stadium seats are 2 miles away from the action
top tier waifu is on lads
>>64764462
wanna let me try?
>>64764554
As long as you wear a blonde wig, and Heat jersey.
Can't wait for the ratings :^)
>slow left arm bowler
>clearly bowling with her right arm
>>64764611
She's obviously switch bowling, anon
>tfw can't find a stream anywhere of WBBL
>tfw all everyone tells me when I ask them is "IT'S ON ONE LAD"
>>64764662
That doesn't look very appetizing, anon.
>>64764681
http://www.willow.tv/EventMgmt/Default.asp
subscribe to this channel, I did it early 2015 and it's been a great decision, tons of live cric and archived cric you can watch online
>>64764703
fuck off shill
>>64764703
Willow isn't playing WBBL lad so no
What could you possibly learn from WBBL to bring back to South Africa?
>1. Fucking smash it
>2. Don't let the other team smash it
>3. Win
>>64764767
Kind of want
kek@ this meme runup
HAHAHA, Wyatt BTFO
They should do a 10-20 game, where the men beat the women with half the overs :^)
au/sp/ on Ugly and UnBased Pooicide Watch
what are the bowling speeds?
Thats a big bitch
>>64764828
9/10 current /cric/ posters won't recognise who this is
r8 me lads
>>64764834
>70km/h
>"I meant pace, not spin"
>that is pace
>>64764834
110 kph from the quicks
>>64764842
I get the feeling you and I and the only OG niggas left
>>64764882
>tfw everyone else has moved on and made something of their life, and you're still shitposting on 4chan
>Dat shimmy
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
what's the updated faces of /cric/ looking like?
>Essential X Files at 8.30 tonight
fuck the bbl Tbh
>>64764898
Even Ivan, the most mentally ill of all, is gone...
>>64764898
Connie would be here still if, you know, he wasn't in jail and all.
>>64764932
What's he in for? Having a girls name?
>womens sport
What happens when their vagina starts to bleed for days and they have a game?
>>64764964
bashing his missus
POST A FUCKING STREAM FOR THE WOMEN'S MEME20 YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS I NEED TO SHITPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64764926
nice
>>64765001
just flick your telly over to ONE m8
>>64764989
Wait, that's illegal now?
How are you meant to discipline them when dinner isn't tasty enough?
>>64765011
Psychologically m8, it'll leave bigger scars than your fists ever could
Alf's got some nice tits
>>64765023
>he's watched Life Support
my nigga
>>64765011
>being this much of an edgelord
>>64765001
>he needs to be watching the game to shitpost about it
kek
KEK
Just look at this Fredhhgunt
>>64765045
>no fun allowed
Sorry for violating your safe space, anon.
>>64765042
Dr Rudi was the GOAT
>that qt renegade behind the coach
>>64764828
AZNGOOSE
You Just Know
>>64765064
>>that qt renegade behind the coach
Other one looks more promising, but his fat head is in the way.
>>64765078
FTFY
had 4 xanax ladshah
Gibson moving up the waifu rankings Tbh
My literal face when posting in /cric/
KEK at the ramp
>>64765195
where'd you get it
>>64765195
get a good deal lad?
>>64765251
>>64765264
yea from my neighbour. the 4 for half a box of goon.
>>64764301
It must be an eternal struggle for you to not kill yourself, you pathetic faggot
>out of the back of the hand
>actually just a legcutter from the front of her hand
>>64765301
God bless Australia
>"Hey, Anon, the TV seems to be broken and we can't watch the Cricket. What shall we do to pass the time?"
Anyone up for some karaoke later? We can do a duet of you like, just upload your vocaroo and I will edit it in to mine.
all I can think about is killing myself lads
>Perry scored a half-century and took two wickets when the game was still up for grabs as the Sixers pulled themselves off the bottom of the table with a 23-run win.
BASED
>>64765195
>tfw I have heaps of valium, xanax, and cialis
>>64765364
faces?
>>64765364
you're too pussy mate
halp
>>64765385
This needs to be used as the OP pic for every /cric/ thread from now on
>>64765385
what city lad?
>>64765363
Never done Vocaroo before but those were some pretty good keks earlier. Requesting some Johnny Cash
>>64765364
Why
>>64765363
Sure. Where you at?
>>64765391
eh?
>>64765394
probably
>>64765425
muh depresshun
>>64765359
I'll just watch a stream on the net
>>64765418
Brisbane, but I don't sell, just personal use.
>>64765385
kek noice one. unfortunately im on zoloft
>>64765359
chicano
>>64765457
you're prescribed i assume? How hard was it to get
>>64765472
I quit SSRI's, I couldn't deal with my dick not working.
>>64765359
you wanna put some pants on mate?
>>64765491
Whites only ITT mate
>>64765437
Been there. Failed at suicide (wew) and now I'm med-free and numb as can be. It's pretty great. I think.
>>64765419
what song mate
>>64765045
t. Jarryd
Alright lads, i'm going to a girls house soon to 'hang out' whats a good way to initiate the sex?
>>64765521
Did you fail at an actual suicide attempt or was it one of those ones where you wanted it to fail?
>>64765534
flop the cock mate
>>64765534
>tell her you were watching WBBL
>say you didn't know that women could bat that well
>ask her if she would like to try having a bat with you
>>64765534
Just start kissing her and move your hands up her thigh, near her breasts, etc.
tease her mate, women love being teased.
Be alpha, nothing turns off a woman more than a man who isn't in control and doesn't lead.
>>64765397
>>64765572
30 degrees isn't hot you pussies
>>64765534
>turn on zooper dooper song
>do this
>>64765549
>>64765561
>>64765582
Thanks for the advice lads
>>64765582
>Be alpha, nothing turns off a woman more than a man who isn't in control and doesn't lead.
Unless she wants to seduce you
