Hockey
1st for pulju
2nd for Vinny taking the kings to another cup
>>64743479
Lmao look at that fuckin munkey
>>64743479
>left wing
Should be a Center desu
>>64743479
Look at that shitty meme
>>64743591
MAD AT MONKEYS
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>>64743604
JACKETS ARE ELITE
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first for jagrmullet losing more chicklets
What games to watch tonight lads?
>>64743516
All that water couldn't quench his thirst for gold.
Are the Devils elite?
lmao that last 30 seconds of sens/panthers
PULJU TO OTTAWA
Who /boca raton/ here? It's great to finally see the panthers good.
>Panthers played 12 minutes without a shot on goal, then score 2 goals 8 seconds apart on their first 2 shots.
Panthers memeing
Holy Moly the Panthers are elite.
>>64743756
pls no
>>64743762
>panthers
>the ones memeing
>>64743778
lol
>>64743759
Chychrun pls go
>>64743764
Nah snes just want pulju/laine
>>64743778
*teleports behind you*
Watch your back....
>>64743619
>>64743619
Caps at Isles
>>64743778
>Snes
>>64743759
I work in Boca, off of Glades Rd.
>tsn trying to talk about the game
>random scotiabank advert pops up
kek
>>64743778
LMAO LOOK AT THAT FUCKIN MONKEY
>>64743812
How long until Tortelini calls Seth Jones a nigger?
>>64743845
He already has
>>64743861
>all these monkeys
I CANT BREATHE LMAO
I wish smuk_anok was here
why is the monkey green? im pretty sure the monkeys at least here in finland are not green.
>>64743873
>>64743905
Shut the fuck up fuck_ponek
>>64743913
Are they blue and mongolian?
>Pastrnak is back
>tfw no Pastrnak-Krejci-Vatrano line
>>64743905
End your fucking life fuk_ponek
>>64743905
kill yourself in a shaving accident ponyfaggot
>>64743941
I am not sure because we dont have monkeys in Northern finland
>>64743978
What do you look at?
>>64743537
How mad will the ABK be when he scores 10 on the 3rd line?
lets go flyers
>>64743987
Russia
>Kopitar left off all star team
Travesty 2bh. John Scott should be ashamed for encouraging this fan voting meme
>>64743993
This image looks shopped
lmao
>>64743987
I do not go out much, so mostly memes on my computer screen.
Why does everyone keep posting Subban
>>64743993
wow, check out dunston!
>>64744094
You mean Simmons he's blacker
>>64744066
>listening to radio this morning
>bwaaaah Crosby isn't at the all star game
>bwaaaah John Scott
>bwaaaah muh golden goal boy
>>64744094
>>64744106
The upside is that Kopitar will get a rest. He's been getting a stupid amount of minutes this season
Shit team
>>64743933
>>64743957
>>64743971
what did smuk ever do to you?
>>64744106
Lel, who are they mad at getting in over Crosby? Sounds like it's Saad, but Saad has been real good here
>>64744168
Giroux
>completely dominate up to the first TV timeout
>let in an easy goal
>The alleged state of hockey
>>64744156
>anons literally mad at memes
For what purpose?
>>64744168
John Scott. They also can't fathom the fact people don't like Crosby.
>>64744196
But that's the Pacific division, it has to be a Metro guy cucking Crosby out of a spot
I also feel like Suter got snubbed this year, only because he undeservedly got in last year
The Capitals are going to win the cup and there is NOTHING you can do about it.
>>64744191
>encouraging bronies
Come on man
Objectively who is the most likeable star in the league and who is the leadt likeable? Answer this without considering fan biases like you not liking a team or fans.
>>64744246
It was Giroux who cucked him
>>64744246
I know but for some reason it's all his fault.
>>64744268
Kings in 6 m8
>>64744268
>68
Jagr confirmed for winning cup this season
>>64744291
jej the Caps signed Richards. They're going to get ran the fuck over by the only player the Kings have ever had that was worth a damn.
Why don't they split the vote between fans, players, coaches and GMs? We need to prevent meme players like Scott and that nobody from Buffalo getting in
>>64744246
Suter wasn't going to make it in Nashville anyway, Klingberg is the real snub there
>>64744276
Jagr is the only correct answer
>>64744276
>most likeable
Jagr
>least likeable
Dustin Brown
>>64744298
>>64744320
He is good, but there is no way anyone but Dallas could even come close to the Caps this year.
They will get fuckd also though.
>>64744315
Next year they'll probably do it the other way around and pick the pool of all-stars first and then have the fans pick the captains
>>64744324
Mat Cooke < Duthin desu
>Can't score on a 2-man advantage.
>The """""""country"""""" of Ottowa
>>64744315
even players and coaches from buffalo wouldnt want any buffalo players in though m9
>>64744305
Richards is cancer now. He was easily the worst player in the entire kings system the last 2 years. Assuming he is in shape, off the drugs and stays concussion free MAYBE he makes a positive impact
>>64744324
>Dustin Brown
> a Star
pick one
>>64744324
Dustin Dindu Brown is not a star player, also has done nothing wrong
>>64744358
He was talking in an interview post signing about how he took playing hockey for a living for advantage. He might have realized how good he actually has it.
>>64744374
Fair enough, then probably Kane
>>64744358
Thats why its a great signing though. The Caps are such a solid team, that giving him a shot, whether it works out or not, is a good bet. If it doesn't work out, then the Caps will keep trucking as a top 3 team. If it works out, and he plays like he used to, then they have another threat.
>>64744289
They should have bitched louder when Girgensons got in last year
As for the other rosters, it's tough to get deserving players in when you have to represent 7-8 teams in 11 roster spots
>>64744411
Not just solid but outstanding
>>64744388
Sure he is saying all the right things and all that, but until he gets on the ice and stays clean I have my doubts. Lombardi gave him every chance in the world and it took an arrest and his contract being terminated to get him to wake up. He's a really likeable heart and soul type player but I don't know if he still has that in him. He needs to shut up and prove it on snd off the ice
>>64744427
Eh, their defense leaves a lot to be desired. I mean, you can win a Cup under a great goalie (see LA) but scoring a shit ton of goals can only get you so far against a team like Dallas.
We should have never let spencer back in these threads, bros
>>64744427
Outstanding teams win in the playoffs. Don't forget who we are talking about now. Still an unproven team
>>64744070
Is this a monkey or a sloth
>>64744481
Thats such a weak argument. Just because they haven't done well before has no say on how they do this year,
>>64743992
The wild are not Wayne Simmons tough.
Are the Panthers even good or just lucky?
>>64744477
Years old dead meme.
>>64744505
Both 8^0
>>64744458
It really doesn't matter that much. They can just terminate the contract if it doesn't work out, like the Blues did with Gomez.
>>64744497
Its really not. Look at the sharks and Canucks. Years of great regular season results but nothing to show for it. How is that any different than what the Caps have been in years past?
>>64744534
Caps are actually built properly now where in years past they weren't actually good and simply padded their record against a shitty division. This is common sense.
>>64744534
If I flip a coin 100 times, and it is all heads, you are the kind of person to bet that it would be heads again the next time I flipped because "Its always been heads"
dumbass.
>>64744548
It wouldn't surprise me if they won, but I really wouldn't be shocked if they flame out in the 1st or 2nd round. They need to prove it before I put any confidence in them being a true threat to win the cup
Let's be real here, /hoc/, the Panthers are doing some great things right now, but they'll fall back down to 3rd place in their division by the time playoffs come around.
REMOVE BEANER TEAMS
>>64744565
>THIS IS OUR YEAR
same thing sharks and nucks were saying during thrir peak. Hockey isn't flipping a coin. Those teams weren't losing because of bad luck
>>64744565
>the irony of this post
Look up gamblers fallacy
>>64744576
It wouldn't surprise me either since only one team can win the cup each year, but they have a different coach and GM and the roster has been restructured. Unfair to tie them to past failures as if the circumstances haven't changed.
Though I guess it's possible they're legitimately cursed or something. I don't know, I'm just here for memes.
>>64744619
kys desu senpai
this is one of the dumbest things ive read.
I hate the fucking sports media covering the NHL. The Capitals have been putting on clinics during most of the season, earned separate 6 and 9-game winning streaks, and Holtby has statistically dominated nearly all goalies who regularly start games. But the media has paid absolutely no attention to this and has decided to just cry over the crumbling rags, lundpads, and suck the Panthers' dicks because Luongo came alive and they got some puck luck. I can honestly say the Stars have received the same neglect. The media only cares about the rags, Kings, and Hawks, regardless of who's actually doing well. It's fucking stupid.
>>64744619
>implying it's not our year
Post yfw Canada tries to get (You)'s with their shitposting, but you don't even feel like biting.
>>64744672
I think you've just forgotten everything that happened more than 2 weeks ago. It was nothing but Stars and Caps dicksucking for a good month or two.
>>64744691
no the fuck it hasnt.
Its been NY, LA, and fucking Jagerville
Pengus get shit off and on, but the other dude is right.
>>64744672
Its better to fly under the radar when you are looking for your first cup
>>64744691
Where exactly?
Can we all agree that you are nothing but a meme team until you win a cup?
>>64744316
>Picking someone from a meme team
>craps
>reaching the ECF
>it was 3-1
>>64744733
I cant agree with that, but I can agree that you are a meme country if a team in your nation hasnt won a cup since 1993
>>64744707
It's been nothing but Panthers since they took first place, but I haven't seen much of the other teams. Even Chicago only just started to be talked about after they won last night.
>>64744726
NHL.com and twitter, where else are we talking about? Even NHL Network has been pretty ok. Is the only complain NBC because I haven't watched them much.
>>64744768
>nhl.com and twitter as the main sources for hockey opinions and news
holy fuck. You have to be over the age of 18 to post here kid.
everything you have said has been completely thrown into the trash.
>>64744672
>I'm surprised the teams from the three biggest media markets get more attention than other teams
Also everyone has been all of Dallas and Jagr recently even the local NY media has been sucking their dicks
Are Canadian companies so poor that they need to reuse year old commercials?
>>64744674
Shut the fuck ujp
>>64744789
Literally every major writer and reporter is on twitter. How else are you tracking things?
>>64744817
More than 120 characters at a time you fucking sperg. I'll let you find the sources.
>>64744845
They link their articles senpai. Do you actually still have rss feeds set up or do you go on meme sites like leddit and hf to get links?
>>64744845
>he can't into social media
Go take your stool softener and read the newspaper, grandpa.
>>64744863
Jesus, you really are under 18.
>Still have RSS feeds
Yes
>reddit and HF
no
>Twitter as a real source for news
no
If you really dont think that NY, LA, Jagerville, and Philthadelphia are the only thing talked about in NHL analysts and news, then you have confined yourself to a very small circle.
>>64744900
Correction, Pittsburgh. I just wanted to throw a joke about philly in.
>>64744900
>he still uses RSS feeds
>he thinks anyone ever talks about any of those teams besides the writers located in those cities
lol
>>64744920
did you forget to put the joke in?
>>64744817
>he wasn't following lockout news on twitter at 1AM
Source: "Not looking great".
>>64744928
>milkshakes and pizza
it was a grand time
>>64744921
>he thinks I subscribe to New York, Los Angeles, Miami, and Pittsburgh beat writers just to shitpost on /hoc/ about nhl news
kys desu
@ESPN_NHL: Blackhawks send Teravainen and a 2016 1st round pick to Tampa for Stamkos.
>pedosota mild
>>64744988
rip scandella
>>64744972
not even remotely believable
@ESPN_NHL: Stars trade Seguin to Wild for 2 working Zambonis
>>64744972
Think we're falling for this trash-fire tier bait nigga? Do yourself a favor and become an hero.
does trump like canada, or does he hate us for no reason like obama?
Canada always looking for them (You)'s when real talk is going on.
Go Caps.
>>64745058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rgPrcFDUwk
This was pre Trudeau though
Flyeerrs yay
Halak is confirmed meme goalie
>>64744808
You appear frustrated, friend!
Maybe one year it will be your year, and you won't need to be so mad all the time
>>64745071
>washington
>capitals
>its all russian players
why is that allowed
>>64745094
We had our years you loser cuck lel
>>64745098
There are literally 2 Russian players on the Caps. More Sweeds and Canadians by far
>>64745113
Stop plz
>>64745094
Says a canacuck who will not be alive when a Canadian team wins their next Stanley Cup. Why fo you tolerate your teams' bullshit anyway?
>>64745124
>He cant handle the banter
>>>/r/hockey
>>64745098
Because America has been taken over by gommunists
>>64745113
>>64745132
>tacitly admitting it is indeed the Nucks' year
Feels good
>>64745118
Bro dont give him the (You)s he is looking for.
>>64745113
>muh weak girly defenseman
detoilet fans everyone
>>64745124
Better than never winning a Cup at all faggot.
To get this thread back on track I'd like to remind everyone that Finland won the 2016 WJC gold medal.
>>64745118
They iced four tonight- Ovie, Orlov, Kuznetsov, and Galiev
>>64745157
Uhh... what?
>>64745157
>Canada in charge of judging on ice product at all
>>64745154
christ youre a faggot
>>64745147
> Seriously thinks the Canucks will win the Cup
Is this nigga fo' real?
>Memekov
> mfw a team will pick Matthews over Puljujarvi and Laine
For fuck's sake flylels, you are supposed to tank in order to get Pulju or Laine. The other one goes to Carolina to play with Aho, cannot let canadian teams have them and ruin their careers.
They said themselves they do not wish for a canadian team lel
>>64745243
>implying it is not inevitable
How can the Nucks not win the Cup when this year is our year? Think rationally
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>>64745265
I'm curious, how do the actual cantpuck fans face the reality that they will never get a stanley, Sedin's are gone in a few years and all you have is Virtanen.
>>64745263
100% pulju is going to edmonton
>>64745094
>Implying the Blackcucks wont cuck ya AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>64745300
delete this
>>64745299
rioting relieves alot of the frustration
>>64744468
You just described Dallas though
>>64745299
>Virtanen
>implying he alone is not a guarantee of a dynasty
I wish the jackets were good
>>64745323
Yeah we all know he's going to Ottawa to be on the memest team alive
>>64745369
They'll win the cup in 2020 don't worry
>>64745392
I cry at night
Is anyone here going to go see the big short?
Only retired one year, and st louis has a movie made about him
>>64745113
>Toews and Kane have one less ring in less than half the time
wew lad
wtf is wrong with the Stars lately?
>>64745440
They lost to the bluejAckets
>>64744804
Dodge is italian.
>>64745471
>dodge IS NOT American meme
>>64745440
meme magic ran out
>>64745486
>built in canada
>using german and chinese bits
>owned by italians
>>64744740
Second in scoring among defensemen
>>64745440
meme team that has a meme philosophy
>>64745440
>finnish goaltending
>>64745518
Fiat is a shit conglomerate of almost every company, just because it owns Chrysler doesn't mean that dodge is Italian
>>64745549
They're unreliable like italian cars
>>64745558
False, dodges are very reliable
>tfw in nhl16 drafted by Edmonton
>>64745522
>scoring is all that matters
I will enjoy the delicious Dllas asspain when their team memes their way into a second round loss
>>64745590
at this rate they'll get swept in the first round
>>64745590
With our one playoff appearance in the last 8-ish years, some of us would be more than happy to see the second round.
>>64745614
If they end playing a team like Nashville or St. Louis I could see that happening
>>64745668
This playoff format is beyond retarded
>one of those shitty Pacific teams will have home ice for a round
Panthers 11 wins in a row, will they ever lose again? Sources say probably not.
Kitties win 11
Luongo's 9th win in a row (personal record)
>>64745567
Chrysler products are not reliable
Completely undeserved victory for the Panthers. Sens outplayed them badly, and, if not for those two quick goals, had the game under control the whole time. That Michalek penalty was absolute horseshit.
11 wins familia
>>64745712
>implying
Its plastic rat time
>Tfw go to kitties game 3 years ago
>Tfw too weak to throw rat into the rink so i hit a fan in the face instead
>>64745729
>Senators making more excuses for being a shit team
>>64745729
>if we had scored more we woulda won
lol
>>64745758
r u a grill
>>64745771
They outplayed us tonight and turris got cucked by luongo real bad
>>64745807
Obviously not if they lost lel
>>64745740
That's not an implication it's a fact
>>64745788
More like, if the score reflected the actual game we would have won like 7-2. A million scoring opportunities, and Florida barely even showed up.
>>64745729
its cliche as fuck but good teams find a way to win those games
>>64745802
Yes and i used to go to lots of games, i still have the ticket stub from the title clinching game, I also have a Weiss and Goc jersey
>Jamie Benn is not the best in the league
>>64745650
REALLY????
You want your team to make it to the conference finals?!?!?!?!?
Wow how unique!
Thank you for sharing such a unique viewpoint
>>64745836
They were playing the Sens, they didn't need to waste energy showing up
>>64745729
>muh possession
spot the casual
>>64745696
Home ice doesnt matter too much for the Hawks, I'm not concerned.
It's shitty that any Pacific teams besides the Kings will even be in the playoffs at all.
>all these panthers """""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""" crawling out of the woodwork
>>64745825
Well they couldve easily been btfo by ottawa if those shots hit home and if luongo wasnt playing on his head, we wont get far if we keep playing like that
>>64745851
>jagr
>>64745926
>mad at the Cats
Kings/Leafs thread?
>>64745869
REEEEEEEEKKKKTTT
>all these canadian """""""""""""""""""""hockey_teams"""""""""""""""""""""""" that think they can compete in the nhl
>>64745849
you aint no grill
women dont exist on the internet
>>64745699
>they'll lose to the maple laughs on Jan 26
Calling it now.
>all these american """""""""""""""hockey teams""""""""""""""" that buy up the Canadian talent because they know their own players are shit
>>64745960
You think they should make their own league like the russian teams did?
>rags
>>64745851
He isn't. He is really good though. His shooting percentage is abnormally high and I can't wait for the day when it drops to normal levels. I can't wait for the meme to be over.
>gostisbehere injured
>>64745981
Pls dont (You) me
>>64746026
Stop (You)'ing me
Hi fellas just came to say hello.
>all these buttmad canadians stuck in the year 1993
Leeeeeeeeeeeeel maybe start your own hockey league?
>>64746010
No my son, Dallas is the meme. Jamie Benn is just GOAT.
>>64746009
Thanks for making Barkov.
>>64746026
>>64746041
Fuck you both. Any grill on 4chan is undoubtedly hideous, but if she likes hockey she's cool in my book
>>64746041
Fite me IRL
>>64746044
>1980
