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for Datsik
First for Uncle Dana
loooooooooool
2nd for Schaub
>>64688814
what is this from?
>>64688832
>he doesn't have fightpass
>>64688793
goddamn kuck. i had a new bread fresh and ready for delivery.
It feels good knowing that i can
>>64688832
Dana's new show where he picks fight in the street. In every episode a former fighter coaches him
>>64688855
Oh fuck what was that, thanks for the webm lad
>>64688853
quick being an unfunny overweight fat fucking american shill and tell me what this is from
>tfw /heem/ made the front page of Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3zewco/making_love_with_her_eyes/
>>64688884
>>64688888
Now thats something let me tell ya goofs
>>64688888
>he doesn't get to watch all the great original programming
>>64688888
>wasting quints on this shit
THATS FUCKING ILLEGAL
>>64688814
Is that really Dana? Goddamn
>>64688884
>>64688888
Impressive. Imagine how proper it would have been had you tagged your own post tho.
holy shit i got quints for the first time
mama i did it
>>64688888
>mfw quints on /heem/
>>64688880
id watch it
>>64688943
>but he still doesn't have fight pass
>>64688943
MOM BABY WE DID IT! YEEEAAAHHH!
Whenever I'm peaking in a set and its getting down to the grueling pain, I imagine a boxing or mma icon to the side of me, shouting encouragement.
Similarly, when I do a push up set, I imagine them doing the set with me. I work harder and push myself more every time.
Today, it was fabricio werdum.
>>64688983
>no known weakness
>yfw prime Vitor was invincible
>>64688983
>no known weaknesses
>USADA
ALTITUDE
>>64688983
>no known weaknesses
>tfw Vitor was jesus
>>64688994
randy beat him back then though
So now that Lesnar is out of the picture due to his diverticulitis, do you think that John "The Prototype" Cena could have a shot at the belt?
>>64689019
How do you beat a man that you can't see?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ZRZ10rlGQ
UHWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
>>64688983
I always remember to take my True Revival Touch before I get into a long period of training
>>64689124
Still can't believe this fight is happening, and the UFC is unironically using the term "sea level Cain" during broadcasts.
>>64688888
>quick being
>>64689124
That's YOU AND ME tier
>>64689165
Sea level Cain vs Motivated BJ vs Chuck with that look in the eyes
who wins?
>>64689216
Deer meat Hendricks.
Name 5 non-heavyweights who would unironically beat Brendan Schaub in a sanctioned fight.
Did Holm KO'ing Ronda the only female KO victory in the UFC?
>>64689273
>That sentence
I'm so sorry lads, but you know what I mean right?
>>64689258
JBJ, Gus, DC, Romero, Rumble, Conor
>>64689273
ronda alexis davis
>inb4 it wasn't one
that's what it's recorded as so shut up
>>64689273
Ronda knocked out Bethe
>>64689292
It's okay, basic reading comprehension isn't required to post on a taiwanese fishing website like this one.
>>64689331
>>64689331
I have the flu and barely slept last night. Though that's not a good excuse for hitting submit on that post.
Already forgot about this >>64689329
I guess in hindsight it doesn't really register cause Bethe tagged her with every punch she threw in those 30 seconds.
What are some good fights to get a friend interesting in mma?
>>64689388
Lawler vs. Condweet
http://youtu.be/i-Gcmtvz03g
@3:13
who is one ufc fighter you would not let get close if you saw them in person?
What event/fight would you lads like to have witnessed in person the most?
>>64689388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrwJQhCSLRo
>>64689124
>nobody has incorporated Rogan's "OOOHHHHHHH" into a wubstep song yet
>>64689486
UFC 189 hands down
Edgar vs Maynard II is the way to go I believe.
Yoel Roidmero has been tested 6 (six) times by USADA
>>64689486
I would have loved to have been invited to one of Arianny's Abu Dhabi events 2bh
>>64689486
193 main event
:)
>>64689486
UFC 194
>>64689532
Yoel Romero is turning 39 in April
>>64689388
Griffin vs Bonnar
Mir vs Nogueira
Lawler vs MacDonald
Almost any Jon Jones fight
>>64689532
And this is how we know USADA tests are 100% beatable
>>64689532
>>64689557
He's a former Olympian and has good genetics.
>>64689578
There's good genetics, and then there's "good genetics"
Bellator needs to stop being Gaylator and remove UFC from the monopoly spot. Just give fighters bigger wages and watch them all come around. Fuuuuck Dana White, he'll pay when he sees fighters leave his scams for a better paycheck.
Good to see that Brazil got banned for posting that off-topic image. Notice how clean and on topic we are with the fight discussion now?
>>64689601
Sorry you had to see this
>>64689601
>Just give fighters bigger wages
I'm glad the solution is that easy, thanks for the input
>>64689637
How is it possible for a man who is not a bitch to like Dana White?
>>64689660
Sry forgot that you're a cuckold>>64689637
>>64689660
>>64689672
>it's the /pol/ swede
>>64689532
>you can't be fit at 38 years old
He's been an athlete his whole life not some random guy who popped out of nowhere
>>64689468
Alexander Emelianenko
>>64689601
Are you this daft?
>why don't we just make more money????
>>64689124
jesus fucking christ
UFC suck so bad at that stuff, so they just pile on the sensory overload
>>64689601
>long contracts hard to run out
>premiere promotion and spotlight
>will bury you for not signing early
>6 months exclusive negotiation
>1 year matching clause
Zuffa has this on lockdown
>>64689744
Oh wait... shit... uh... fuck, I don't know...
>>64688814
Wait, I thought uncle dana was more curvy desu
>>64689486
Fedor vs Cro Cop
>>64689737
This is what most people fail to understand tbqh.
Same thing with Sage.
If you've been an athlete who competes at an elite level a considerable part of your life you're going to look good whether you're 38 or 19.
>>64689315
>Conor
Just watched Lookin for a Fight. What a great show. I might actually maintain a fight pass subscription for this. Serra is a hilarious. I laughed when he was talking shit to Tooth for touching his hair and then touching the taffy. Also how can Tooth eat a canoli if he's vegan?
Some pretty good heems too.
>>64689815
Hi sage
Posting this again
http://strawpoll.me/6450271/
>>64689809
>still doubting
>>64689839
>>64689839
Here lads
>>64689850
>conor unironically beating a dude who has almost a hundred pounds on him
Okay la, he will beat him la
Silly silly vs Barao
http://youtu.be/MxXjNyRv1uo
>>64689876
NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEFT
I SEE STIFFNESS IN BIG BROWN
>>64689833
Hi /r/mma
>>64689877
Great fucking fight, I think Cruz might be fucked here
Sage Northcutt
>>64689839
IT SURE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S WELL PREPARED FOR HOLY HOLM ROUND 2
Conor's "visualization" will crumble once he faces a superior opponent like RDA.
Quality banter between Artem and Saul.
>>64689839
I would be rooting for her hard in the rematch if instead of this she'd post footage of her in the gym like bonny Jones.
Is she trying to get sympathy from her fans cause all this just proves is that her entire tough not a DNB act was a marketing facade.
forgot pic
>>64690076
Artem is an irrelevant faggot who cant fight
>>64690076
Saul's already beaten this journeyman. No point to prove tbqh.
>>64690076
twitter banter truly is pathetic
>>64690076
>arse
>>64689906
You clearly haven't seen his fight against Gonzaga
>>64690076
Both guys are practically begging for a spot on the London card.
>>64688814
dana on the roids again
>>64690177
Is that the silva/bisping card?
>>64689493
Searched for "Joe Rogan remix" on Youtube just to see if there was anything, interesting results desu
>>64688814
He's a big guy
>>64688814
I died when Serra said something like
>I knew I was gonna have to take my shirt off, so ive been easing up on the pizza. You mighta sawr an ab.
Sad that there are people on here so poor they cant scrounge $10 a month to watch the matt serra comedy hour.
>leave Robbie to me
>>64690248
>It's legit
Why on Earth would someone want to hack Weidman's account?
>leave Conor to me
>>64690289
Where is CM punk realistically going with his UFC "career"?
How the fuck did he get the dumb idea to become an MMA fighter?
>>64690308
>hack
>type in "jointheteam" in the password field
>>64690324
>Where is CM punk realistically going with his UFC "career"?
Ask his bank account that question.
>mfw a sneaky leprechaun steal my gold in 13 seconds flat
>>64690324
>Not wanting the memes
Get in my mount broo!
>>64690324
>likes watching mma
>does wrestling
>gets offered a contract by dana
>gets paid and will most likely never fight
why wouldn't he become an "mma fighter"
>>64690340
I doubt he needs the money
If that was the case he'd stick to mandrama where he'd make far more
CM PUNK IS A MUUUUNSTER
UNDEFEATED IN THE OCTAGON
>>64690360
>not wanting more money
>>64690380
>in the last year CM Punk has a better record than Aldo
>Bruce Buffer will unironically say "With a Mixed Martial Arts record of 0 wins and 0 losses"
>>64690396
>implying he won't say "Making his MMA debut"
dumb fucking idiot
>>64690396
He'll just say "this mixed martial artist is making his professional debut"
>>64689747
Holy fuck you really know nothing about the UFC.
Dana White alone is worth 350 million dollars and the UFC made profit of 600 million in 2015.
>>64690383
Did you miss the second part of the post? More money would come from sticking to mandrama, I doubt Dana's shelling out the kind of cash they are. Even Brock stayed with them because he was offered more
>>64689258
rockhold, corey anderson, rumble, jones, DC
>>64688918
Now why would you and suicide from that?
>>64690422
He's making a ton of money for just showing up and shilling shit, he doesn't have to do mandrama matches which hurt.
>>64690324
>How the fuck did he get the dumb idea to become an MMA fighter?
Look I know everyone on heem is a keyboard karate fag. Never been in a fight or trained. But I train a Roofus Sport. I'm probably the only person on /heem/ who trains. With that said he's one of my teammates. I asked him why and he looked into my eyes and he told me "this isn't CM Punk talking to you, this is Phil Brooks talking to you I can do this". He told me how he watched MMA fights and told me how he knows he could defeat everyone from 155 up to 185. He told me how he watched Hendrick/Lawler,GSP/Condit, Sanchez/Gilbert,Zombie/Porier, and told me he sees weakness when he sees them. He sees a lot of holes in their games. How he could exploit them and defeat all of them easily. He also told me that he can tell everyone in WW can't take a punch. And if Diaz was able to drop Robbie with some pitter patter shit then he will have no problem knocking out Robbie or anyone. How they have no power. How Undertaker,Brock,Cena, and even Goldust all hit him harder than anyone in MMA can. He believes in himself and that's all he needs. Now just believe me.
>>64688983
Unless you kidnap the sister.
>>64690360
It's not exclusively about the money. He's trained BJJ with Rener and if Dana called you saying he wanted to sign you to UFC, would you say no?
1. You'll be doing something you're interested in.
2. You will make a lot of money out of it. Way more than 99% of the people working there.
Even if he gets completely potatoe'd he's still going to make money.
>>64689258
any 185er can probably easily beat schaub
>>64690360
The mandrama schedule is the most ridiculous work schedule in any profession on Earth. Not even the president of the US works the kind of dates those people do.
How to spot a casual with keywords:
>conduit
>dillasnake
>lesnar
>mcgoat
>CARLOS IS A HECK OF A FIGHTER MAANG
I love Robbie's voice tbqh
>>64690446
Eventually he'll have to fight, and I think he'll take more damage from the fight than from the wrestling matches.
Though that said all Dana has to do is give him some shitter, watch the buys go up and then he can reitre after his one win
>>64690545
>Almost loses the fight
>Immediately says he's up for a rematch
The Blood King is a madman
>>64690567
>almost
>>64690580
>>64690580
Lawler 2,3 and 5 mane
I can see it
Go watch the fight again lad, it's fun af anyways
>>64690517
Or if they use the word casual
am i banned?
>>64690567
Robbie was too busy looking at Condit to notice he could just blast him as he comes in.
>scoring meme kicks
TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
>>64690701
>Getting KO'd by a spinning meme kick
>State of our current MW "champion"
>>64690642
y-yes
>>64690638
You just used it.
Checkmate atheists.
So /heem/ how do you see Sage Northcutt's career going?
>tfw no fights this week
>>64690812
>LW champ
>WW Champ
>MW Champ
>LHW Champ
Maybe HW champ if he feels up for it
>>64690818
Give me you addres and I'll give you a fight
anybody got the vid of cruz owning dillashaw? it got taken down on youtube apparently he made dillashaw look really stupid
>>64690846
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Dominick_Cruz_Dominates_TJ_Dillashaw_in_Trash_Talking/10119213
>snek in da grass
>dummy
What's next for TJ?
>>64688814
I think Dana is on more than whiskey.
P1: https://youtu.be/Aejfv6GLhws
P2: https://youtu.be/z9KBF8QPzAw
P3: https://youtu.be/RR_0WnbyAqY
>>64690916
no thanks reddit
I miss chubby Dana!
Dustin Poirier: $84,000 (includes $42,000 win bonus)
Joseph Duffy: $20,000
who else /feels/ for Honda?
>>64690902
>>64690926
I have no idea what Reddit like or dislikes. How do you know?
>>64690902
thank you based brit bro
Cruz is master bantz
>>64690818
that would probably still kill you
>>64690955
Tell her to stop being a big meanie then I'll feel for her
>>64690946
>"Chad went from 43,000 to half a rock flat! And that's just to show up to get your ass whooped!!"
>>64690967
forever a boy
>>64690946
dustin's little peahead is gonna get removed
>>64690946
>104k combined
>Conor made 11 mill his last fight
>>64690980
To me thats not bantz, thats Curz being a fight analyst. He is goat. That snake is the grass is stuck in the mud
>>64690955
Hey Ronda, maybe you should be an overly emotional cunt and people would genuinely like you dummy.
>>64691012
sure he did
>>64691012
>>Conor made 11 mill his last fight
proofs?
>>64691094
Primary Source: Conor
Secondary Source: Dee
>>64690970
>>64690926
those fucking cucks, this is literally on the front page
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3zewco/making_love_with_her_eyes/
>>64690902
Wait, why did TJ claim his MMA record was way better when Cruz is 20-1?
>>64691033
its cerebral shit talking. dillastupid is just too stupid to get in a war of words with cruz but like you said hes also a fight analyst so his iq of fighting is way higher
Focada, centrada, disciplinada. || Focused, disciplined.
>>64691141
Dominick has 3 fights in the UFC
>>64691208
Didn't he specifically say MMA record though? I'd check but I'm on a tablet and shit's a bit slow
>>64690955
not me
>>64690946
If already posted my bad. The none of our fucking business post.
Main Card (Pay-per-view)
Robbie Lawler ($500,000 + no win bonus = $500,000) def. Carlos Condit ($315,000)
Stipe Miocic ($60,000 + $60,000 = $120,000) def. Andrei Arlovski ($250,000)
Albert Tumenov ($20,000 + $20,000 = $40,000) def. Lorenz Larkin ($36,000)
Brian Ortega ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Diego Brandao ($36,000)
Abel Trujillo ($20,000 + $20,000 = $40,000) def. Tony Sims ($12,000)
Preliminary Card (FOX Sports 1)
Michael McDonald ($20,000 + $20,000 = $40,000) def. Masanori Kanehara ($14,000)
Alex Morono ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Kyle Noke ($26,000)
Justine Kish ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Nina Ansaroff ($10,000)
Drew Dober ($13,000 + $13,000 = $26,000) def. Scott Holtzman ($12,000)
Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Dustin Poirier ($42,000 + $42,000 = $84,000) def. Joseph Duffy ($20,000)
Michinori Tanaka ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Joe Soto ($20,000)
Sheldon Westcott ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Edgar Garcia ($10,000)
50K bonuses
Fight of the Night --- Robbie Lawler vs. Carlos Condit
Performance of the Night --- Stipe Miocic
Performance of the Night --- Michael McDonald
>>64691227
>Jones 1st
>Werdum,DC,Rockhold below Aldo
TJ could have thrown some cheeky banter to Cruz but he's not smart enough
>K-keep talking
>I'm going to knock your ass out
>My UFC record is better than yours
>>64691012
>Conor made 11 mill his last fight
I'd be shocked if he even made a mill.
>>64691227
Is there even a point pointing out the bullshit in this list
What's the best UFC promo video ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fodfCEuTzgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUqemCdwYog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIYt6vNLFgw
>>64691261
Some people just aren't quick witted.
2016 we r ready for war!! Can't wait.
>>64691251
How is Lawler making so much? $500,000 is pretty insane considering he doesn't really seem to be a massive draw. He puts on top fights, but his name isn't really on the tongue of casuals or anything
>>64691227
The only right thing about this is that Jones is no. 1. Everything else is wrong.
>>64691254
he would fit right in an ISIS beheading video
>>64691275
Either this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnAxKohNpOQ, or this; https://vimeo.com/19996239
GSP always got the best promo treatment.
>>64691296
Strikeforce contract and then he kept on winning in the UFC, I suppose
>>64691294
Where's Chad?
>>64691300
he's too short 2bh, it's bad PR to make the caliphate look like a bunch of over compensating manlets
>>64691314
based UK
gsp/shields promo was GOAT
>>64691275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK3_q3RQAWU
>>64691296
>Champ
>Two defences
>Doesn't deserve 500k
Dana please
>>64691294
>Team Alpha Cucked by Paige
>>64691346
It's the opposite desu, I'm surprised Dana's willing to shell out that much
>>64691322
He was having nightmares about his 2015 again so they put him in the ASMR chamber
Hahahahah
I got so spoiled in December I expect for there to be at least 4 fight cards in a month now, with a card happening every week
Thanks Dana
>>64691273
Not really m8, at this point I assume the whole thing exists just to irritate people
When the 194 Embeddeds were comng out and McGregor was doing all the mewvement I couldn't stop laughing
Now it looks like more and more fighters are following suit. Maybe it's not the meme I thought it was
>>64691314
I've never seen that Shields/GSP promo. It was pretty cool.
>>64691294
Where's Chad, and Benavidez,and Castillo, and PVZ? Snakes?
>>64691395
Jones has the best bantz tbqh pham.
>>64691430
Benavidez is in Colorado currently
https://www.instagram.com/p/BABIa_um-4p/
>>64691261
>When Dominick asked him how are you going to beat me
>>64691478
FABER GETTING KEKED
>>64691429
>following suit
naw mate just because mcgregor did an embedded first doesn't mean he invented it Cruz and Dillashaw deserve more crdit
>>64691478
>garbrant to Jackson
>benavidez to peanut butter man
>Chad to suicide
how long does alpha male have left?
>>64691478
That's where Chad needs to go.
>Everyone is too much of a coward on /heem/ to stand & bang with me
>>64691478
Goddamn Australia I just having a kek. What the fuck?
>>64691543
I'll let you bang. I let you bang.
>>64688855
please tell me this webm is from that weigh in that joe had a rod on the whole time
>>64691543
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME RIGHT
NO ONE CAN
>>64691543
>implying you're not scared shitless of getting in my guard
Goodnight /heem/
Lawler won round 3.
>>64691572
Bro I bet you don't even fight with Pride rules
>>64691251
Wow, the real robbery is McDonald winning sub of the night and not T-City
>>64691594
>rules
>in a street fight
Hope you got goggles for Christmas, bud
>>64691579
shut the fuck up, he did not you stupid dick
>>64691478
>midget
>will never get a belt
>has a rat face
How did Benavidez land Olivi?
Just how?
>>64691579
night, you're right
>>64691624
McDonald's was better due to the transititon
>>64691543
Listen, the fight can go anywhere I want it to. I can stand and bang or I can put you on your back and control you from there. Black belt under Damian Maia, rolled a couple of times with members of the Gracie family, did a teaching seminar in Brazil during my holiday there.
Even so, I don't think you'd be able to threaten me standing. Rafael Cordeiro was my striking coach. My boxing, my footwork, agility, athleticism, mobility, understanding of movement, legit one punch knock out power, leg kicks, step in elbows, oblique kicks. I don't know, I just don't see how you think you're a threat to me standing up.
>>64691629
You need rules when you're a karate black belt so you don't take it too far and kill every baka that steps to you
>>64691651
h-he's very charismatic
>>64691650
pretty sure two judges scored it for him which in turn means he won it
>>64691651
Better personality than all the lanklets on 4chan confirmed
>>64691655
lol what?
T-City sunk a standing anaconda, landed in side control, rolled backwards over his own shoulder into a mounted one armed guillotine, got reversed and landed on his back, and immediately sunk a triangle from guard
that is way, way better than escaping a choke and taking your opponents back for a rear naked. Rear naked choke? lol come on
>>64691651
Olivi is cucking him with a black guy, her google+ account proves it
>>64691699
Yes the same judge who scored 30-27 to someone who lost 2 rounds.
>>64691699
>outstruck 2:1
>opponent throws 300% of the strikes you throw
>win round without a takedown, submission attempt or knockdown
>>64691714
>MUH T-SHITTY
He's gonna get rekt as soon as he fights someone good
>>64690638
>being this casual
y m8?
>>64691736
notice how I dismantled your argument so you abandoned it?
oh pardon me, of course you did lmaooo
>>64691543
i legit used to box, granted i was garbage compared to everyone else. i think i can take you tough guy
>>64691714
And Kanehara had full mount on McDonald going in for a tight head in arm choke until McDonald sweeped him and scrambled onto his back
>>64691012
Schaub makes 100k per webcast, he'll make more money than Conor within a few years.
>>64691733
Love thumps can hardly be considered strikes
>Condit fanboys are still butthurt
I'd call a doctor if I were you
>>64691783
I still think Ortega's was better. Getting out of the choke was way more impressive on McDonald's part that taking Kanehara's back and sinking the rear naked
>>64691806
Are you his publicist? How much does he pay you to keep his brand relevant on a website with an MLP board?
>>64691806
i think hes making more now. fox gave him his own tv show
>>64691543
>all these keybard warriors
Seriously? How the fuck do you guys live with yourselves? We got a bunch of fucking faggots saying they could heem everyone here but no one, and I mean no one here ever has. I've heemed people, not just out but I mean permanent heemed them. Them sleepy forever. I was a Marine. I served as a Forward Observer and Field Radio Operator for Hotel Battery, Third Batallion, Fourteenth Marines, Fourth Marine Division. I'm a black belt fourth degree Konoshiny in the Marines Martial Arts. That means I'm taught to kill, not knock people out,I mean straight up kill. Rip out throats,snap necks with one hand, heart punches, rip out your finger bones and stab you with them. I'm a monster,straight up. If the UFC offered a super secret "Kill of The Night" bonus I would win that shit in a heartbeat. You guys say "I bet I could heem everyone here". I'll take you up on your bet because I FUCKING KNOW I could heem everyone here to the living death. Next time you fucking type some stupid shit that you're gonna beat someone up think again about what you're typing and who you're typing it to. Cause it might be me.
>>64691733
go watch the round condit threw baby shit that barely connected, Lawler threw actual punches, Condit must have thought he was sparring
>>64691807
>Love thumps can hardly be considered strikes
The rules explicitly state that volume is the most important factor dude
It doesn't say one single word about how much damage is done. It says that effective striking is who lands more strikes.
