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>>64622794
>>64622794
1ST FOR THE SUNS FUCKING SUCK
1st for fuck Bulls
>>64676825
That salt
Ladies and Gentlemen, your Joey Crawford for the 2016-17 season, the rest of the referees!
>the 30th overall pick surpassed MJ
>>64676869
Joey Crawford is a faggot but he never really screwed the Raps. This motherfucker on the hand always seems to be the one who makes calls against us. As soon as I see he's reffing I know we lost
>>64676934
>implying the Raptors need help losing
Go wizards
>>64676934
>we
>>64676934
that may be true but if you're going against GS and just seeing that ref makes you think "we lost", you may just be facing a better team.
>>64676959
Not even talking about the gs match. The entire Boston series couple years ago, the 10± apologies the NBA sent to the team for wrong calls past couple seasons, that man had reffed almost all of em
>>64676818
aren't they injured though?
shout outs to that anime hating faggot
Im watching detective conan right now, u mad?
>>64677104
>He watches anime
>>64677104
fucking nerd. o jack off to tentacles faggot, this is /nba/, a board of men, not of manchildren.
also...
the lakers are winning too much. This larry nance in the starting line-up must go, scott needs to let him rot on the bench while operation :tank for simmons is in effect. this is ridiculous. 3 straight games, he is jeopardizing the future of the Lakers....but that clarkson dunk though, get rekt phoenix, GET REKT OCD.
Anyone read freedarkos books? One of the goat illustrations right here
>>64677167
is larry nance better than randle?
>>64677054
Yes, but they also scored 22 in a half against the fucking Lakers. There's no excuse for that.
>>64677189
yes, but just by a hair. Nance has a legit mid-range jumper. Randle's is a little streaky so i think he settles for attacking the basket (bully tactics). Nance can also jump higher.
>Suns owner Robert Sarvertold the Arizona Republicthat the "blame is to be shared from the top down," he thinks millennial culture is part of what's causing the Suns' disastrous season.
>"I'm not sure it's just the NBA,"Sarver said. "My whole view of the millennial culture is that they have a tough time dealing with setbacks, andMarkieff Moriss is the perfect example. He had a setback with his brother in the offseason and he can't seem to recover from it.
>"I'm not sure if it's the technology or the instant gratification of being online. But the other thing is, I'm not a fan of social media. I tell my kids it's like Fantasyland. The only thing people put online are good things that happen to them, or things they make up. And it creates unrealistic expectations. We've had a number of setbacks this year that have taken their toll on us, and we haven't been resilient. Therefore, it's up to our entire organization to step up their game."
>>64677304
damn teens and their twerking. Where's Michael Jordan when you need him.
>>64677184
Nigga, I don't know how to read.
(this message was typed and posted by my white girlfriend)
>>64677318
>these kids and their dabbing and dibbing and cellular mobiles.
>what happened to the good old gambling and alcohol addictions we used to have
>1 hour jerkoff session
I'm more beat than the 76ers right now
>>64677522
>my room/ceiling when
>3 wins in a row
>lou, clarkson, randle all being sent to the bench
top 3 players on the lakers right now, byron is not making the tank stealthy...not at all.. i have clarkson and randle on my fantasy team. FML.
>tfw want to start a band but not sure if I want to sing or play guitar and don't know anybody at all who could join the band
>>64677522
>tfw bouta jack off and get rid of this death grip
Wish me luck
>>64677661
have a sad cum baby
>>64677718
Death grip is when your dick nerves get deadened from gripping it too hard. It's probably why I have problems when I fuck. You gotta change how you jack off
>tfw i picked up Lou Williams for my fantasy team the day before the Suns game
>tfw i won because of it
lmao
Anyone have a clip of that dunk KP bricked last night? Dude was an inch away from ending their franchise.
>>64678641
porzingis bricked a dunk?
just saw dwyane wade on dc. he started dancing and being a meme but the webm is too big.
>lebron leaving has forced wade to appear on disney channel and make a fool of himself for extra money
>>64677304
>markieff can't recover
Hahahaha shook
>>64679482
Wade is not a kids role model. Look at his jaw wtf. He didn't look like a damn chipmunk when he was a rookie. Clearly a cheater like LeHGH.
Quote is Jordan Clarkson's
Curry BTFO
at least barnes is back
>>64678703
Yeah, it was a pretty insane one too. Took off real far back and had the height to stuff it, but ended up hitting the back of the rim..
Wheres 7KT.. need another instructional desu
aka cropping videos on top of other videos for reactions
>>64677304
You mean the guy who took a discount for the Suns so he could stay close to his brother decides to mentally check out after you renegade on that deal and trade his brother? That's all on you senpai, playing badly to force a trade is pretty much the only leverage he has in the situation.
Fucking boomer culture.
>DeAndre Jordan will break Wilt Chamberlain's FG% in a season record
>He's currently shooting .727%
>He's made 25 out of his last 28
>>64681406
and nobody cared
>>64680673
>needing a mentally Ill person to show you how to make videos
>it's like you don't even know YouTube exists
>>64681406
kek his FG% will be twice as high as his FT%
The Bulls are Jimmy Butler's team. Derrick Rose who?
>>64682344
great troll
>tfw matched with qt lightskin on tinder
I really am in 2016 now
WHO THE FUCK UP?
>>64682672
good shit my niggga
>>64682362
>rosefags
MRI
R
I
>>64682767
RIGHT HERE SENPAI BOUTA PLAY SOME 2K AYYYY
im waiting KD, if you ever read this, come home to L.A. You saw what we did to the suns, thats what we could be doing to warriors, but we are missing you. You are the final piece to the dynasty.
russell
clarkson
durant
randle
simmons
coach scott brooks
asst coach byron scott
player development coach Kobe bryant.....
all we do now lakers nation, all we have to do now is wait......we out here...
>>64683101
>scott brooks
>>64682767
Bouta hit the gym and fight over equipment with new years resolutioners
>>64683191
if not scott brooks then who? kevin mchale? id gladly take mchale just to piss off rockets fans, would hope he would take us to the conference finals.
>Shams Charania @ShamsCharania
>The Philadelphia 76ers plan to sign veteran forward Elton Brand today, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.
lol what the fuck
didn't he retire?
>>64683235
this sexy sexy man
>tfw your doggos will never be as qt as my gfs
I think Curry is by far the most dominant player ever. He improved a lot since finals. Even Shaq had not reached this level of dominance.
Which NBA players dindu nuffin?
Besides obvious ones like Iverson
>>64683356
https://thecauldron.si.com/because-i-m-not-through-with-this-game-yet-that-s-why-c04382612e71#.msd989wa4
YO 7TK WHERE YOU AT
Can you please shop manus face into costanza
>>64683787
I beg to differ.
>>64685601
You motherfucker
>tfw breaking up with my gf tonight or tomorrow and will never see her qt doggos again
Wish my luck guys
>>64685601
like cool doggo club on facebook that's my page and i've been shitposting in this general for years
>>64686191
oh man why are you breaking up with your gf...I still miss mine a ton from time to time desu new pussy doesn't help
did she at least get you dank gifts
>>64686293
Your cousin is hot
>>64686404
She's going back to school 4 hours away on Saturday. There are a bunch of other reasons but I think that's the main one
She got me the rap year book by shea serrano for Christmas but I haven't read it yet
Basketball is my favorite sport. I like the way they dribble up and down the court
>>64686490
why break up and not just go open?
>>64686586
I don't really want to be invested in a relationship with a girl who fucks other guys
I also don't think she'd go for it
>his smile and optimism: gone.
>>64686490
>>64686619
I hear that's a cool book, at the very least it'll look nice on your coffee table
>>64686586
>not just fucking your ex occasionally without an "open" label
I really don't know how people do open relationships
>>64686826
Yeah no way I'm doing an open relationship desu
I'm really worried my gf will go crazy and try and kill herself desu
>that KAT statline
>he's 20 years old
>>64687074
you would also increase your chances of getting cucked by a black guy
>>64687074
that's completely out of your hands man. savage af dropping her when she least expects it ahahaha
>>64686814
GET REKT BY THE LAKEYS OCD!
>>64687184
And last night she was asking me if I'd break up with her before she went back to school and I choked hard and said I wouldn't and shit
I'm such a pussy
>>64687277
doubles will give you luck in whatever you decide to do. you got laid right after that didn't you lmao
what is the best game tonight, watching spurs obv but who else
>>64686490
Oh hey go wiz is breaking up with his fat gf ahaahha. anyone want go wiz' sloppy seconds
>>64687574
Nah she was crying a lot
Cavs game will be good. Also the heat game looks cool
>>64687597
D-delete this
does anyone else envision Go Wiz as Double D from Ed Edd N Eddy
>>64687929
I do now
>>64687929
But I'm really dumb and kinda fat
>kevin durants right big toe hurt
ahahahaha fuck yes
Reminder
>>64684624
here u go famalam
>>64688282
OMG! MONKEY'S HAVE GAINED THE ABILITY TO SEND TWEETS!
Warriors will be litterally 82-0 NEXT YEAR
D.Green
K. Thompson
A.Iguodala
S.Curry aka MVP
K.Durant
>>64687120
is this from an old month?
both have been pretty dire past 2 weeks. I would take winslow and bobby p over the zinger in december
>tfw john wall won player of the month
>>64688927
>not lou will
>>64688988
>durant piggybacking off Bestbrook's amazing play
disgusting
just threw together a lineup lads
>>64689565
just changed kyrie for rodney hood
>>64681406
>99% of those were lobs
lol fuck the clips
>he isn't ethereal watching anime right now
is curry's leg worth worrying about?
>>64689920
I hope he's out for the rest of the season tbqh
>>64689920
>watching anime
you'd need to hit me with something much stronger than weed to make me sit through that shit
as for curry's leg he just needs some time out, he'll be fine for the playoffs
>>64690047
when are we not winning
>>64690082
First round of the playoffs
>>64690047
>>64690082
Toronto about to show the Cavs why the Raps will win the ECF title
>>64690120
yup bum ass kyrie gonna break his tear ducts and be out for the season after tonight
>raptors-cavs
>spurs-bucks
>gsw-hornets
it's a good day to be a casual desu
>carroll out again
jesus stop rushing this guy
>posting an emoji before you die
https://twitter.com/ChaseMorland/status/680987168018268160
DefensTors game thread where?
>>64690814
>listening to country music
rollin the dice on a mega punt lineup.
>stauskas
Every week or so he has a 30 fantasy point game with a bunch of 2 fantasy point games in between.
Heaven help me.
>>64690454
>1st round exit
>>64690891
learn to spell, shitbird.
why the fuck wont it let me post from firefox?
>>64690928
works for me
>>64690843
i don't tho, i just saw an article for it
>>64690873
I'm >>64689565 and I got a second lineup w/ westy,hood, draymond, withey and bosh. great minds think alike? I hate mills and CJ Miles tho. Never rostered stauskas either
>>64690928
i'm posting fine on firefox
>>64690047
get curry's memeing ass out of there
>>64690814
died a faggot
>>64690843
>not having an appreciation for all kinds of music
What are you 15?
>except for any form of screamo or death metal fuck that shit
>>64690966
>listening to country music but not death metal
oh look the Cavs rigged the floor so Raptor players get hurt
CAVS THREAD FUCKING WHERE ?
>>64690988
bro-country rocks
>>64690957
yea im big on draymond w/o or w/a gimpy curry, bosh w/o whiteside, and obviously westbrook w/o durant. had to fill in the rest with some scrubs.
just throwing a hail mary here desu. if CJ Miles gets hot he can put up a 45 point fantasy night. If Patty Mills and Stauskas can bring me a combined 50 fantasy points I'll be happy.
But both have ceilings in the 30s with floors in the single digits.
if I hit it I can win some nice cash, but it's more than likely a dud.
>scola shutting love down
>>64691016
Country is an awful combination of pop rock and country accents
It's no better than nickleback and creed
>>64691002
cleveland fans are bums and canada bros aren't allowed to make threads that aren't hockey
>>64690601
>none on national TV
I fucking hate streams
/nba/ never liked fucking gay assed Country GTFO
we about trap music in this bitch
YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY JUST JUMPED OVER JUMPMAN WOAHHHHHH
>>64690890
>>64691108
This
All I did today was watch nbatv, listen to Denzel curry, migos, thugger, future, and shitpost
no gamethreads anywhere? whats up with that bros? we can't let the NFL cuck us
After the Raptors trounced the Crappaliers on the 25th of November Bismack Biyombo claimed the Raptors were "tougher" then the Suckaliers. LeFlop usually responds to comments like this by deactivating chill mode, however Kyle Lowry will be in beat down bulldog mode and the Raptors will spank the Stinkaliers on their home court. Go Raptors!
>>64691306
There's a wolves 6ixers thread lel
>>64691306
I don't understand why you people complain about not having a gamethread up
Just fucking make one
>>64691359
we panic and make it wrong
>>64691381
is there an infograph on how to make them?
Sixers vs Twolves game thread
>>64691225
>>64691225
>>64691225
7KT friendly, Elton Brand is on the bench tonight (in a suit, not playing though)
>delly
KEK
You call this a championship bench cavsfags? AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>Raptors wearing the Black jerseys
Cavs never stood a chance
>>64690966
country music is always about being in a bar or how great the USA is or their fucking broke down truck
death metal is just as shit and is always just talking about demonic and disturbing violent or sadistic shit
What does a bank like BMO know about basketball?
>>64690966
>caring about what other people listen to
What are you 15?
>>64691495
DO THEY EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DOUBLE DOUBLE AND A DOUBLE DRIBBLE?
>you now remember the 2013 ECF
>>64691466
death metal, black metal, metalcore are all great desu
anyon e want a pistons thread
>not listening to throwback 90s conscious hip-hop
>expecting to enjoy NBA basketball at it's full potential
desu that's why RBL was never really out here in the first place, any hear that trash single that Kanye put out?
>>64691671
Yup
>>64691412
Whenever I make them I just say team x (their record here) @ team y (their record here)
And then maybe some other shit depending on who's playing, like an l.a. owl if it's the Lakers vs clippers or something
I really fucking hate these refs
>derozan contests shot
>it doesn't go in
THEN they blow the whistle. FUCK OFF
Alternative country can be alright sometimes. Jesus country can go to hell.
>tfw nobody from either fanbase cares enough to make a gamethread
not sure anymore whether it's the decline of spee or just bad seasons so people are doing other shit
>>64691905
I keep telling you guys this. Once football ends the nba threads will pick up again
I'm trying to get into basketball.
Do I watch Bucks vs Spurs or thunder vs kings.
>>64692009
thunder vs kings for offense
bucks vs spurs for defense
>>64692050
> watching bball for defense
People do this?
Cavs are dirty pieces of shit. No wonder love got his arm torn off by Olynyk. He's constantly pulling down JV and the refs aren't calling it. JV looked like he was gonna smack a bitch.
>>64692009
Bestellen Sie einige griechische Essen, Souflaki, Bifteki, Knoblauchkartoffeln mit Tzaziki, then watch the Greek freak vs spuds :^)
Yo, Lakers will take the 8th seed. Fuck Simmons.
>>64692107
>Manu
>>64692107
The guys on the east side look like a hockey team
>Pacers vs Heat on NBATV instead of based Giannis vs the redditors
>>64692100
>Aussie
>can't make the meme shot
He's a bust.
Who /bucks/ here?
I would have gotten tickets since I live in town but $135 for two people is pretty strong on my wallet
>>64691422
>7KT friendly
dropped
iS jr smith seriously expected to be a starter on a contender? I dont think so. He is a role player, streaky bench player who can score in bunches. A starter on a contender, NO.
WADE STILL GOT HOPS
>mfw a toronpoo craptors fan thought they could beat the cavs near me
Lowry about to shit on these soft ass niggas
Scola is a "crafty veteran"
>yfw the Raptors would be beating the Cavs if Carroll wasn't injured
Stars on the east this year feels underwhelming.
>>64692361
sounds like a 2k describtion desu
celtics are finally beating a sub .500 team. I mean 21-13 would have been way cooler but its SMAHT time
>>64692382
>mfw would of, should of, could of, faggot
spurs bucks game thread
>>64692453
>>64692453
>best defensive player in the /nba/
>>64692451
Lowry is only getting a vote because the game is in Toronto. And Kobe because I am a complete homer.
>>64683356
He going to be Okafor's mentor
>>64692607
lol
Cavs are never going to win championship with Thompson playing a lot of minutes. LeBron had to have him back at a huge price and he isn't worth half the price
>>64677167
>implying I jack off to tentacles
Big anime tiddies is where it's at senpai
hi
>>64692669
>dipo
what kind of new meme are you doing here
BAYLESS IS DEAD
BAYLESS IS DEAD
BAYLESS IS DEAD
BAYLESS IS DEAD
>memeball vs twin towers
>RBL representing
Face it, this is the best possible outcome.
Kyrie Irving has an ugly ass fat head
>>64692748
the lack of Ray Allen gives me OCD
>>64692264
Your loss, little homie
>>64692907
also tried tony but he's fucking listed as frontcourt
>>64692955
that makes me even more mad.
>>64689565
>switched kyrie out
JUST
>>64688477
thank you man
why does kyle lowlry constantly look fat as fuck? didn't he lose like 30 lbs over the summer?
what game u guys watching?
>>64693119
manlet
>>64693119
He has a fat baby face
who is love's daddy?
I thought the raptors were supposed to be good
>>64693200
Craptors always suck
>>64693156
joke's on (You). You live in Cleveland faggot. I bet you don't even have comfy atmospheres in that shithole. I can just look outside my window and feel satisfied.
>>64693187
The State Farm guy of course
Kyrie is one ugly fat motherfucker
>>64693262
>CP3
>shorter than his wife
>cucked by a white insurance salesman
sounds about right
Detroit is tearing it up senpaitachi
>it's a KAT looks worse than some random second rounder episode
This past draft is all busts f@mpai
with curry and a bum leg, the spurs will take the west.
Brandon Jennings is back
>>64693397
Remove that bum Lowry, remove Carter too.
Get some real players instead of those bums
>>64693200
>that short term memory
remember drake night fuccboi? Hold this L
Could the Sixers not have the worst record in the NBA by seasons end?
>>64693419
Is drake night the night Canada slurps the semen of their only notable celebrity since their inception?
>>64693422
Seeing as they're actually trying to develop their team now, I think they'll get past that shitty Bobcats season.
>>64693422
The league is sabotaging their tank by making them add Colangelo and Dantoni so they can send Simmons to the Pels and try and build another artificial OKC hype machine.
>>64693413
he needs to remove everybody but lebron for his voting selection to be respected
>>64693458
>Simmons to the Pels
>>64693479
Gotta keep Davis there and build a legit fanbase breh
>>64693440
justin bieber
L
>>64693458
Bullshit.
As a sixers fan, i'm completely renounced to the fact that Simmons will be a Laker. The storyline is too perfect.
>Kobe retires
>so here's the new face of the franchise
>NO PRESSURE LOL
>oh and how about those silly sixers, they thought they had a chance to land the lakers draft pick, sam hinkie is such an awful man, he's the cancer of the NBA, worst record and they don't even end up with the best player LOL
The sixers will end up with Brandon Ingram or fucking whoever the concensus 3rd best player in this draft will be (Kris Dunn?) and sixers fans will just have to deal with it.
>>64693497
he's coming to Los Angeles M80
![39e89471-eebc-e311-b4d2-002655e6c45a_original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/91cdFcC.jpg "39e89471-eebc-e311-b4d2-002655e6c45a original[1]")
>>64693458
Simmons is going to the Lakers.
The NBA has had this set in stone for years.
>>64693578
Ingram wouldn't be that bad because they need a big guy that can shoot
Now everyone else avaible are player that the Sixers already have
> After Los Angeles Lakers forward Julius Randle was visibly upset at being taken out late in his team's blowout win over the Phoenix Suns on Sunday, coach Byron Scott had a message for the team's promising power forward.
>"He's got to grow up," Scott said Monday after the Lakers' practice at their facility. "Simple as that."
Someone fire this man before Russell and Randle demand trades
>>64693613
we are getting those to random guys in the back to in the second round...
DYNASTY CONFIRMED!
>>64693613
Just gonna change it to the O'Brien trophy
>>64693648
7KT shoop this in pls
At the Blazers/Grizzlies game, wishing for a wet ass 3 from Lillard
ish-sama is elite desu senpai
>>64693624
Yeah, that's why i'm not too upset.
Plus, the Sixers don't really need another frontcourt guy. They've got a huge logjam there already moving forward
>Noel
>Okafor
>Embiid and the possibility that he could someday get healthy
>Holmes, who looks like a keeper and the best 2nd round pick this team has made under Hinkie
>Saric, who has already said he's coming over next season
And that's not even counting all of "muh veteran presence" that they're bringing on now.
Part of me has a feeling that at least one of Embiid or Okafor will not be in this team's future.
>>64693628
theyre gonna get rid of him after this season and he's going to be kobe's personal used condom collector since he has such a fucking obsession with him
>>64693794
>Russell
>Clarkson
>Durant
>Randle
>Simmons
you like our roster? thats not even all the dank free agents we will get that will be attracted by durant.
>>64693628
This is actually something worthwhile by Scott. If your guy can't handle being played within a team's concept, which involves such things as minutes distribution, then he's gonna be a cancer for years to come. Getting on Randle's case is a worthwhile decision there.
>>64693909
Durant and Simmons on the same team are redundant.
>>64693959
This.
Randle's butt needs a good talking to from some wood
why doesnt a team try to sign cousins AND durant? it only makes sense imo
>>64694014
he will hit the rookie wall, he will need to be mentored
>>64694058
>why doesnt a team try to sign cousins AND durant? it only makes sense imo
it does actually
>>64693959
eh, you don't say it publicly, though. there's very rarely a reason to play games via the media like that. byron isn't phil jackson, so he doesn't really understand the nuance
>there's a timeout, shot clock issue, moisture on the court, etc
>every fucking autistic disaster in the arena starts unleashing bloodcurdling screams
it's not even appropriate for sports, why do people do this shit
>>64694058
The Lakers are going too.
Tank for a top 3 pick and then trade it for some more assets.
PG: Russell
SG: Clarkson
SF: Durant
PF: Randle
C: Cousins
Coach: Kobe
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016-17 Lakers
who do you guys think the cavs will end up signing with their trade exception?
I think it'll be another wing roleplayer like morris from the suns. him and jr will kick it off, and he'll only be like a 30 min flight from his bro in Detroit
>>64694152
fuck
that team would actually be guaranteed top 4 seed and they could probably get westbrook to sign afterwards and mentor russell and clarkson
>>64693704
nigga i cant be assed to fix the reflection but here you go
/nba/ is so scared right now, all the potential goat line-ups is rustling jimmies softly...
>>64694152
>Coach: Kobe
that sounds frightening
>>64694257
Yes it does. To the rest of the NBA.
>>64694234
based
>>64694050
why is RBL always coming out with this borderline gay shit
fucking makes me want to switch broships desu
>>64694314
> Los Angeles Lakers coach Byron Scott said he wants the team's young players to progress at a faster rate -- or they'll be sitting on the bench.
>"I think when you make a mistake over and over again, sometimes that wood has a good way of talking to your butt a little bit, too," Scott said
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14070057/byron-scott-says-bench-younger-players-progress-defensive-end
>>64694314
false flag detected
Basketball Reference Forecast as of 1/3/16 Results
EASTERN CONFERENCE
1. Cleveland Cavaliers (52-30)
2. Toronto Raptors (49-33)
3. Indiana Pacers (48-34)
4. Chicago Bulls (48-34)
5. Boston Celtics (47-35)
6. Atlanta Hawks (47-35)
7. Miami Heat (46-36)
8. Charlotte Hornets (44-38)
---
9. Detroit Pistons (43-39)
10. Orlando Magic (43-39)
11. Washington Wizards (38-44)
12. New York Knicks (37-45)
13. Milwaukee Bucks (32-50)
14. Brooklyn Nets (29-53)
15. Philadelphia 76ers (14-68)
WESTERN CONFERENCE
1. Golden State Warriors (66-16)
2. San Antonio Spurs (64-18)
3. Oklahoma City Thunder (55-27)
4. Los Angeles Clippers (48-34)
5. Dallas Mavericks (42-40)
6. Utah Jazz (41-41)
7. Memphis Grizzlies (40-42)
8. Portland Trail Blazers (37-45)
---
9. Houston Rockets (36-46)
10. Sacramento Kings (36-46)
11. New Orleans Pelicans (33-49)
12. Minnesota Timberwolves (32-50)
13. Denver Nuggets (31-51)
14. Phoenix Suns (30-52)
15. Los Angeles Lakers (21-61)
Top 3 Draft Order: (1) 76ers (2) Lakers (3) Nets [Belongs to Celtics]
Projected Finals Match-up: Cleveland Cavaliers vs. San Antonio Spurs
>>64694413
>Top 3 Draft Order
>(2) Lakers
All going according to plan
>>64694413
>cavs vs spurs finals
based
>>64694358
no thats not gay at all
>>64694413
Can't wait to see Kawaii destroy LeBeta
>>64694492
ya, he'll hold him to "only" 30/8/4/3 again on 60% fg
>>64694521
and 0 rings
>>64693452
No, I don't mean of all time (it's clear that Bobcats record isn't being broken), but whether the Lakers or Suns will end up with a worse overall record. The Sixers have won 3 of their last 7.
Wade just hit PG-13 with that same move Lebron did when he was here with 2.7 seconds left to take it to OT. I Fucking hate Frank Vogel with a passion. Rat faced kike wannabee.
>tfw kawhi leonard wins MVP, DPOY, finals MVP this year
>>64694521
>60% from the field
Kek
>>64693909
You guys live in an intense fantasy world man. No one wants to go to LA anymore, thank Dwight for that. Plus Russ is coming down here to Miami.
>>64694564
excuse me, 57% from the field and 52% from 3p
lmao kawhi leonard is a fucking joke when guarding him
>http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2014-nba-finals-heat-vs-spurs.html
>>64694539
I don't think they'll do that. Lakers and Suns actually have players with talent on them. Guys like Bledsoe, Knight and Clarkson aren't gonna let those teams finish below the Sixers.
>>64693628
Randle broke his leg game 1 last season. Scott is making up for all his shittiness by actually sticking with a minutes restriction on him and Kobr.
>>64694589
>Plus Russ is coming down here to Miami.
this post just tore my achilles.
turn your trip back on tanne-kuck
>>64694413
>Top 3 Draft Order: (1) 76ers (2) Lakers (3) Nets [Belongs to Celtics]
first pick is going to the suns
>PG13
lel
>>64694598
Bledsoe is out injured for the season. The Suns also scored 22pts in a half against the Lakers.
>>64685601
Quiet down Goldie plebs
why did dumbass lebron go to cleveland? sure, theyll go to the finals, but he couldve had a fucking LEGENDARY team with the heat if he stayed
>dragic/johnson
>wade/jr/allen/miller
>lebron/deng/shumpert/jones/jefferson
>bosh/thompson/stat
>whiteside/mozgov
>>64694619
Still all star quality Bosh, emerging all stars in Whiteside and Winslow, and the pure veteran in Wade. I don't see why he wouldn't want to come here. Ship Goran out and it can get done. If that doesn't play out Durant is also an option. Never doubt Pat Riley son, don't forget the shit he can organize. Don't even get me started on Tannepleb pls.
>>64694708
he realized his rings in miami meant nothing for his legacy
he could win 6 in miami but it wouldn't be worth 1 ring in cleveland
>>64694738
he shouldve just went to cleveland when he was 40 after they had gotten the last 12 first round number 1 picks and got a free one
>>64694733
>ship goran out
>le heat are family meme
fuck your organzation, its a cancer to the NBA
>>64694591
>2 years ago before the more polished Kawhi now
>Kawhi still winning Finals MVP
>>64694708
Because he is an insecure little faggot. He cares more about what people say about him on the Internet than what he could of won and did to solidify his legacy. But if he stayed we prob wouldn't have landed Winslow and that would suck cause this kid is a stud and has the possibility to be the face of thre league in 4+ years. Also just roasted those faggot Pacers after major comeback. I love this team man.
when will this man just give up and retire?
>>64694654
Yeah, Suns do seem quite short without him. Sixers could get a better record but I don't think they will, just think Suns are having a real rough patch just now, and the Lakers are doing better of late anyway.
>>64694591
You're forgetting that 90% of those points were against Diaw or in transition.
Also, Spurs gave him the 3-point shot because that's the least efficient part of his game.
Learn basketball before you just randomly select stats without context.
>>64694591
Check his percentage when guarded by kawhi
>>64694754
It's a business you fag. Funny hearing that from a fucking laker pleb. "We're signing everyone!" You're organization is shit, it died with Jim. Cherish your memories, you'll be the new bulls fans soon.
Your* god damn it
>>64694796
It's only business when its convenient for that slicked back heartless bastard you call President
when it's time for players to take a paycut, it becomes "hur dur heat la famila, take one for the team"
>>64694772
He needs to soon so he can get to his real life's work.
>>64694785
Even though it's nice to win, I hope the Lakers start to lose some. It would be nice to see progress, but anything outside of the top 3 and the pick is gone to Philly
>>64694837
No Pat sits down with him and says "Dwyane you have the knees of a 50 year old jew and your game is super flaky these days. You can stay here for less money and we can bring in some guys around you or you can leave for more money and we can build an ultimately better team that will bounce you out of the post season. I leave the choice to you." And Wade chooses wisely. The fire rises.
>pippen/magic
>pg-13/butler
>durant/kawhi
>lebron/artest
>rodman/green
HOW DO YOU BEAT THIS TEAM?!?!?!?!?!
>>64694940
shaq/shaq
/shaq/shaq/shaq
/shaw/shaq
/shaq/shaq/shaqqile
shaw
MOTHERFUCKING WADE
if your team isn't .500 in its last 6 games you can't reply to this post of an amazing dunk by the next GOAT to play in the nba
rest of /nba/ are you even trying?
>I SWITCHED OUT BASED PIPE FOR SHITTY ASS DION WAITERS
THE CITY OF ME
potentially fucked myself out of hundreds of dollars
this spurs team is scary as fuck
>>64694993
What a game man, I love seeing that fucking rat Vogel squirm.
>>64694708
lol watch lebron realizes he made a mistake and comes back to miami
>>64695014
They're always scary man. I fucking was pulling for the thunder so hard back in 2014, the Spurs were the one team I did not want to play and they beat our ass. Shit Lebron even ran away after.
>>64695002
if your team hasn't won 30 games you shouldn't even be posting
>>64695045
They are way better than 2014. A team with 6 new players shouldn't be this good this early
>>64694837
SOME ONE SEEMS JELLY
let me guess you are a knisck fan.
>>64695086
I know it's insane. What the fuck does the city of San Antonio put in the water? HGH?
>>64695107
I think he's a lakers fan, some anon posted about how Durant is going to LA and bringing like every FA there and I said Lel no such and such will prob Coke to Miami and then he went off.
Kek
>>64695118
high test women everywhere keeps everybody's energies harmonized desu
is the southeast division elite?
>the team in last place is 15-17
debate me
>>64695164
And they're still gonna make the playoffs
>>64695056
whats my dick taste like
>>64695189
#21.
San Antonio.
Fistful of Rings.
>>64695118
We drink water straight out the Aquifer nigga.
Spurs have a direct line and often go swimming in the water. Their collective jizzum supplies the rest of the city with glorious strength and it is our worship of them that grants them their power.
>>64695194
sumthin funny?
>>64695030
>implying he isn't going to SA
Now that LMA and West went and it's showing SA being a fucking powerhouse everyone wants to go..I can already see Durant there as well for no fucking reason at all. Hell he isn't even signed he just had a custom jersey made and just walks on the court.
>>64695204
I got 12th row seats for $60 when we played Cuckadelphia. Ended up being a shitty game for us that turned into a great one right at the end. The Okafor is a big goy.
>>64695258
>implying Bosh will leave Miami for the lakers
>is something funny
Mfw
>>64695107
the SECOND most cucked...
>>64695158
You are mixing your anons up, please put down the coke Tannefag
>>64695305
he will come when durant comes.
bogut passed up a dunk to toss it to klay for a 3....fuck this team.
Jazz got refballed hard there kek
>>64695381
did he score the 3 at least
>>64695408
yes
>>64695451
I don't see the problem then t bh
>>64695330
There he is, I stand corrected.
>>64695471
that's cause you're Canadian
>door stopper pee pee man
refs just made up for screwing over the jazz
>>64695471
~90% open dunk goes in (worst case)
42.6% three from klay goes in
You take the dunk. It gets you more points over time.
>>64695575
>>64695502
>not trusting you teammates to hit the J
This is why you guys aren't champs. stay losin
>>64695273
one more year for the beast
>>64695615
steroids
>lebeta
>>64695633
he's a big guy
>waitress spilling 10 beers on the court in the Mem/Portland game
>nigresses
New dfs rule. Shooting guards vs Raptors. Had JR smith in my lineup all day because of this but decided to go for waiters at the last minute because the cavs have so much scoring options. This decision screwed me over hundreds of dollars
>>64695605
>not knowing basic maths
can't believe you made me look this shit up
Bogut Dunk % this season: 96.2%
Klay Thompson 3P% this season: 42.6%
Points per Bogut dunk attempt: 1.924
Points per Klay 3 attempt: 1.278
Bogut dunks get you more points over time. If you can't accept that you're retarded.
>>64695808
>Everyone vs Raptors
ftfy
>>64676818
its a damn shame how bad this team has fallen after losing the Nash-Stoudemire roster eh?
>>64695712
Thank you, Kawhi
>>64695814
you can't measure the bond between teammates but you can measure dese nuts nerdy ass nigga ahahahh
Stay losing nigel
>>64695814
Klay shoots 42.6% on all 3pt attempts but a lot of those are fairly contested. What % does he hit on open shots
>>64695882
He'd need to be 64.2% on the open three to be better than a Bogut dunk.
Which I could actually see happening. Maybe that Canigger had a point.
>fan in utah using a laser pointer to cheat
COLOR ME SURPRISED
those are the dirtiest fans anywhere
>>64695953
kek
>>64695953
Shit happens when you get refballed that hard.
/nba/ core?
>>64694591
>team getting literally blown out
>only using as many possessions per minute as in the regular season
When you go 9-14 in 40 minutes and your team loses by 20, it's your fault your team lost. Not to mention he was the worst defender on the floor and got destroyed by every player they tried to hide him on.
>>64696054
back to /fit/ with ye
>>64695953
is cuckold even a color?
lmao, Green about to get his 3rd consecutive triple double
>>64696243
and... done
who is the worst statpadder in the nba?
>>64696542
Draymond Meme
>>64696542
Wilt Chamberlain
Would you rather see there Jeremy Lin or the current one.
>>64696542
Kevin Durant
>>64696542
lebron
end of discussion
>>64696606
literally this
>KD TRACKS HIS NUMBERS IN HIS HEAD OBSESSIVELY THROUGHOUT GAMES, DOWN TO TURNOVERS, ASSISTS, WHAT HE’S SHOOTING FROM THE FLOOR, REBOUNDS AND OF COURSE, POINTS. I REMEMBER A GAME LAST SEASON WHERE DURANT THREW A HALF-OOP, HALF-SHOT OUT OF BOUNDS. HE CAME OVER TO THE SCOREKEEPER AND ASKED HIM IF HE HAD SCORED IT A TURNOVER OR A SHOT ATTEMPT. THE SCOREKEEPER SAID TURNOVER, TO WHICH DURANT SAID, “GOOD, I’D RATHER HAVE A TURNOVER THAN A MISS.”
whats a good site to buy cheap jerseys
my team's official store is expensive as fuck
>>64696651
>cheap jerseys
poorfags disgust me
>>64696680
Im not paying 120 bucks for a jersey, m8
>>64696760
Then you're not a real fan, poor ass faggot.
Support the team or go support a shit team like the raptors.
>>64696776
why are you so mad
did a poor person cuck you or someting
>>64696651
Well all those "cheap" sites sell fakes. Go on to Ebay and find some cheap used jerseys. Don't buy anything from any Asian country, fake almost every single time. Also if you know how to spot fakes hat will help when looking through the listings. Also stop being a pleb and buy at least one new one with your fave player.
>>64696840
it's an animefag, they're usually quite out of touch with reality and everyday people.
>>64696880
>he doesn't watch anime
>he posts on an anime imageboard
just got done watching a season of some anime today haha u fuking mad bro?
>>64696912
What did you watch bro?
>>64696912
>just got done watching a season
comfy as fuck /a/ wins again
>>64696944
>>64696953
onepunch man
pretty funny stuff I recommend
>>64696581
lin could probably could make a good qt trap gf
>>64696964
Man that sounds /comfy/ AF. OPM is absolutely based
>>64695953
Harden was such a little bitch about it, though
I hoped they banned the right guy. Been to Jazz games a couple of times and they have a reputation of kicking people out without proof
Last month, they threw out a whole row for "fighting," right in front of me. There was some sort of mixup with the section across from us where a brawl broke out and they refused to admit their mistake.
In that row that was kicked out was apparently some producer for Disney and if he hadn't complained, I imagine it would have gone unnoticed.
When I get my tax return should I get a home or away draymond green jersey? Or should I go with the city one?
>>64697207
fuck draymond, get a speights jersey.
>>64697207
get whichever one is the blue one
>>64697220
Im as happy as anyone Mo' Buckets is back, but two good games does not make up for the god awful shit he was pulling a few weeks back.
>>64697246
he's a fucking g though. that can't be ignored.
or get a jason thompson jersey. I would imagine it's cheaper than klay's.
>>64697256
They're all the same price family, If I were to get a bench player it'd be McAdoo or Clark though.
Who the fuk upppp
>>64697378
(╥︣﹏᷅╥)
>>64697420
Damn why do you have to be the only one that's up
Nice oc tho
>>64697378
I'm up yo
>>64697480
Sup Nigel
>>64697527
not much donald
>>64696542
Harden, without question
>>64697559
hi mohammed
>>64697680
I know you're memeing, but that is unironically my last name.
Anyway, how's it going Trudeau?
Cavs are looking legit now that Kyrie is getting back into the swing of things.
how do I turn my life around and start accomplishing my goals and be happy?
>>64697730
it used to be my last name too
>>64697792
>used
nigga what did you do
anyway pretty cool to find I got ballin cousins over there
>>64697834
i took my wifes name
>>64697378
Authentic m8 time
>>64697976
>>64697834
Successfully uncucked himself from towel faith by cucking to his wife. Interesting.
>>64698019
how are we btfo when we have more rings than you
Was Steve Clifford named after the big red dog? Pic related.
>>64698041
Cleveland doesn't have any rings silly anon :^)
>>64698013
My wife's name is Mohamed. With one M. I thought it looked more aesthetic this way.
>>64698056
i'm on the lebron badwagon son
just here to confirm we are not "btfo" by some green and yellow elves shooting 3s
>>64698094
Warriors win it this year and they're automatically better than the Heat ever were senpai.
Cleveland is gonna get BTFO in the finals if they even make it there. The East is actually pretty stronk the year.
>>64698115
dont worry bro, when gsw wins i'll be on your bandwagon to. shitposting in the name of gsw. until then curry only has 1 ring and that's not enough tbhfam
>>64698115
Yeah calm down there sonny jim
lads, I have a new fucking amazing fetish
>>64694413
You really think the Dubs are going 34-14 to close out the season?
>>64698094
You faggots are the worst. When he was down here all I would see on social media is you Fucking plebs posting that heat nation bullshit. I hope we match up with Cleveland in the playoffs and bounce those fags out.
>>64698190
The Heat going to get that sweet revenge served DWade style
>>64698199
no. Licking sweat off of hot chicks that just got done working out
pic related
>>64698221
i just ate and my stomach just turned
>>64698190
get a load of this cry baby
>eliminate the cavs
what alternate dimension you posting from, family?
>>64681406
Pretty easy to shoot efficiently when all you do is dunk and finish
>>64698231
fag desu
>>64698260
Based Whiteside blocks your faggotry. Bandwagon plebs are the absolute WORST.
>>64692408
>Carmelo
>>64698299
alrightfam you too mad for me right now. ill talk to you after miami gets btfo of the playoffs again to see if you're still talkin that shit
>>64694413
Why would the Cavs only go 52-30? They're on pace for 58 wins and they've only looked full strength a couple of games ago. They'll probably go 62-20.
I predict the Warriors go 69-13.
RIP Lou Amundson ;_;
>>64699146
u lil shit
I know some anon was asking for this in the game thread last night, forgot to post it...
>>64698264
Easy to be efficient, yes. Having the second-highest FG% of all time is a different matter. There's no shortage of players who've had the exact same role as DeAndre, and none of them did it better.
lads, is this THE Tensnake?
>>64699535
>Tensnake
Unfortunately no.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensnake
>>64699535
>chvrches
>>64699523
context was that he made a fadeaway with like 0.5 seconds left, so yeah, mamba face
>>64699543
huh. he shoulda picked a more YOUNIQUE name so this kind of confusion wouldnt happen
So, /nba/, give me your best 5 out of players starting games on the bench this season.
Hard mode: No 6th men that would start if they fit with the starters better e.g. IT4 and Will the Thrill
>>64700646
patty mills
manu ginobili
kyle anderson
boris diaw
boban marjonovic
thoughts?
Important question: can you intentionally foul in NBA2k? Only gonna buy it if I can simulate a hacking contest between Jordan and Howard.
>>64701436
Yeah you can bruh
>>64701436
Mash square next to them
>>64701108
totally getting married
>>64701735
is there a sideline reporter that's more qt?
>ib4 warriors girl
no
>>64701436
yeah, hold down X on xbox / Square on playstation
is KD seriously hurt? I'm worried
>>64699535
>lads, is this THE Tensnake
yes it's "the" tensnake not some fatass from /sp/ you obsess over
need an /NBA/-core list of animes desu
onepunchman, mushi-shi, gurren lagann, any more?
>Celtic
>Black People
Pick none
Can the Lakers beat the Warriors today?
>>64702257
warriors took kobe's achilles..lakers will take curry's...
>>64702244
>anime
>>64702262
lakers will take nothing but a blast of semen deep inside their intestines.
A friendly assfuck because of RBLC+Klay
>>64702244
Durarara
>>64702302
Reminder the Lakers beat the Bucks who in turn beat the Warriors. Lakers win by default
why is this thread even still up? it's like 3 days old
>>64702378
the OGs were out now we're back
>>64699523
nice 7kt, very nice..../sp/ bout to get btfo by based roy hibbert
TYBH
thanks bro.
Wish the 2k career mode wasn't so blackwashed baka
>>64702347
Do not deny yourself, just relax a bit and you will love it.
>>64702447
they should just cut off all this story bullshit and go back to nba2k11 career mode or something
>>64702103
he hurt his toe calm down
>>64702602
is it on the same foot he broke earlier
>>64702602
same foot where he had the jones fracture. foot injuries are a lot worse than people make them out to be
>>64702655
Especially for a big man
KD hurt?! LAKERS ARE BOOGIE NOW!
>>64702655
>>64702652
oh i didnt know that little detail, but regardless a sprained toe doesnt sound so bad. atm hes game to game, but yeah not a good look so far on his health. so far played 28 of 35
will KD ever win a ring? he's becoming one of those often injured stars now like deron williams, and sometimes AD.
>>64702695
sprained toe means he's going to be planting and running differently and may lead to some overcompensation injury
>>64702732
Let me just whip out my crystal ball
How does he keep getting away with statpadding assists from meme chuckers like Curry and Klay?
>>64702732
He can't do it alone. KD needs a team with a distributor at PG and an elite center or power forward.
Is Draymond the best power forward in the league?
He's already the second best player on his team
>>64702781
k, ill wait.
>>64702829
should trade westbrook while they still can, sell high. i don't think there are any good pass first guys left in the league. They could get decent wings with a meh pg, like jennings.
>>64702868
>. i don't think there are any good pass first guys left in the league.
how do I tactfully kick a girl out of my place
>>64702965
Go to "church"
>>64702965
tell her you're gay, it's true
>>64702830
>best defender in the league
He's literally the second coming of magic without the risk of HIV
>>64702965
tell her you are a 76ers fan.
>>64702965
Tell her you found god you're becoming a catholic priest
She can't argue with it and she will have to leave
I unironically trust the process
Steph or AD to build your franchise around?
Is rondo a top 5 pg again? I'm sure he'll be an all star
>>64703344
>Is rondo a top 5 pg again?
If kyrie was healthy all season he wouldn't be but as of now he might be. Too lazy to really think about the top 5 pgs in the league rn
>>64703391
ill help you
Russell
Cp3
Westbrook
Lowry
Lillard when healthy, when injured i'd go with mcollum.
>>64703344
He's got the most assists in the league and showed that he's still the best passer and has to bet court vision in the league.
In terms of this year:
Curry
Westbrook
Cp3
Rondo
Wall
Overall:
Curry
Westbrook
Cp3
Kyrie
Rondo
>>64703464
>no curry
>>64703464
I seriously cant believe Lowry is now in the conversation when people talk about top 5 PGs.
He got considerably better but the league is also getting shittier every year lmao.
>>64703344
no not after those hateful comments he's made toward bill kennedy I don't care how many assists he dishes out he's a bigot who should not be in the league.
Anyone who thinks I'm "trolling" or being a faggie drama queen needs to realize that little kids idolize nba players and I dont' know abouyt you guys but I dont' want my unborn children to grow up to bigots like rondo
>>64703534
trolling isn't allowed outside of /b/ you stupid faggot
>>64703464
>this list
>>64703558
how about you get fucked and die and never ever respond to my posts again you faggot ass canadian bullying p[iece of shit
>>64703593
FUCKING KEK put your trip back on food4lyfe
>>64703534
Agreed. Always kinda liked rondo until that, it's clear he knew Kennedy was gay and decided to throw a tantrum and out a guy on national tv because he was butthurt about being ejected. What is he fucking 5 years old?
he won't be in the all star game for exactly this reason
>>64703344
>>64703344
yes he's beasting.
>>64703534
>>64703593
>this fat fucking freak thinks he's ever having kids
no woman is ever touching you and no adoption agency is gonna green light you being around children you monster
>>64703492
>Kyrie
new thread
>>64703796
>>64703796
>>64695002
Will this giga nigga ever play a god damn game? Fucking lanklets can't stay healthy for shit.
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